It's beginning to look a lot like Durkons

[Luna_Mayflower]

It's beginning to look a lot like Durkons
Everywhere I go
From the minute I got to town
And started to look around
I thought these bearded people
Were quite short
I'm beginning to hear a lot of Durkons
Right outside my door
As I try to escape in fright
To the moonlit Cliffport night
I can hear some more

You'll wish they'd never spoke
With their accents like jokes
You'll end up wanting to flee
Their beards are real thick
And quite frankly they stink
Like very strong beer and wee

I wish I'd paid attention to that crazy druken man: http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z82/Oblivion017/Custom_Avatars/VTgb.png
He tried to warn me all about old Rich's dwarven clan.

It's beginning to look a lot like Durkons
Everywhere I go
Malack tried their neck meat
But it brought him no relief
Now they're back as Vampires
He didn't know!

I'll continue to see a lot of Durkons
That I guarantee
For the Durkon I really fear
Is the one that's seeking beer
Cause he smells like me
He smells
Just
Like
Me!

[Harbinger]

There's one hiding under my bed.

He whispers in my ears at night.

[navpirx]

The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense bearded body lumbering against it. It shall not find me. God, that beard! The window! The window!

[JBiddles]

Giant in the Playground Forums: Making TVTropes look sane.



In all seriousness, Luna_Mayflower, don't ever change.

[Vinsfeld]

I missed you, Luna_Mayflower

[Luna_Mayflower]

The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense bearded body lumbering against it. It shall not find me. God, that beard! The window! The window!

Exquisite!


I missed you, Luna_Mayflower

Oh, you know me, I'm always here or there. Not to worry though, I'm back, sir.

[Bulldog Psion]

The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense bearded body lumbering against it. It shall not find me. God, that beard! The window! The window!

I salute you for combining Durk Malackssen and Lovecraft. :smallbiggrin:

[DaggerPen]

Don't you dare; it's not even Durkoncember yet.

[Luna_Mayflower]

The new question is, which one of these is most dangerous/sanity damaging:

+V-Go, the murderous fungus
+Durk On(e), the fanged fishbeard
+Halyakhee, the thieving (not altogether) crow
+Belkur, he who must not live another year
+Roy-Sothoth, the gate guardian
+Elader Thing, his puns are getting old

[Evandar]

I don't actually know who you are but will you accept my Hand of Glory in marriage?

[ti'esar]

This seems early.

[Luna_Mayflower]

I don't actually know who you are but will you accept my Hand of Glory in marriage?

I must say, you do flatter me. I just hope your not a Durkon in disguise!

[JoseB]

“What was it anyhaow, an’ haowever did young Wizard Elanley call it aout o’ the air it come from?”

Armitage chose his words very carefully.

“It was—well, it was mostly a kind of force that doesn’t belong in our part of space; a kind of force that acts and grows and shapes itself by other laws than those of our sort of Nature. We have no business calling in such things from outside, and only very wicked people and very wicked cults ever try to. There was some of it in Bardur Elanley himself—enough to make a devil and a precocious monster of him, and to make his passing out a pretty terrible sight. I’m going to burn his accursed diary, and if you men are wise you’ll dynamite that altar-stone up there, and pull down all the rings of standing stones on the other hills. Things like that brought down the beings those Elanleys were so fond of—the beings they were going to let in tangibly to wipe out the human race and drag the earth off to some nameless place for some nameless purpose.
“But as to this thing we’ve just sent back—the Elanleys raised it for a terrible part in the doings that were to come. It grew fast and big from the same reason that Bardur grew fast and big—but it beat him because it had a greater share of the outsideness in it. You needn’t ask how Bardur called it out of the air. He didn’t call it out. It was his twin brother, but it looked more like the father than he did.”

[davidbofinger]

It's Durkons all the way down.

[Luna_Mayflower]

Here's the question: Would OOTS be any different if every character was a Durkon? They'd sure have to be careful of sunlight.

[Khay]

http://i.imgur.com/tPdmNJq.png

I'd read Order of the Durkon.

(I know, I'm not much of an artist, and it's all really terrible. But I think we can all agree that it's the Durkon though that Durkon counts.)

[warrl]

Oh, you know me, I'm always here or there.

We are all here because we are not all there.

[DaggerPen]

http://i.imgur.com/tPdmNJq.png

I'd read Order of the Durkon.

(I know, I'm not much of an artist, and it's all really terrible. But I think we can all agree that it's the Durkon though that Durkon counts.)

*slowclap*

[Dissection]

http://i.imgur.com/tPdmNJq.png

This picture made me laugh harder than anything else I've ever seen on this forum.

[martianmister]

I know, I'm not much of an artist, and it's all really terrible.

You must be joking.