View Full Version : TPAY/TPBY Hunting For Points

2013-12-04, 10:36 PM
Coming up with a new game here, this is how it works.........

It works similarly to "Kiss or Kill", only you can only kill the person above you in any creative way you like.

"What makes this game different?" You ask.

The difference is, you're killing for points. Everyone starts out being worth one point. If you kill the person above you, you gain the amount of points that person is worth, adding to your worth.


Person 1, 2, and 3 are each worth one point.

Person 1 gets stabbed by Person 2, making him worth two points. Then Person 2 gets blown up by Person 3, making the third guy worth three points.

Are you with me so far? Good.

To make things more interesting though, whenever somebody becomes worth a hundred points, they have the ability to put up a Bounty on a specific person. Whoever kills the target of the Bounty first, gets twice as much points from killing him/her.

To make things more fair (and less painful), A person can only be killed for only one Bounty's worth of points. Say if more than one person posted a Bounty for the same person, that person is still worth one Bounty. The Bounty is over when the targeted person is killed, but a new one can be posted for the same guy after he is killed.

And Remember the three-post rule please.

Gained: +0 Points
Currently Worth: 1 Point

I'm not in the best spot at the moment, aren't I? :smalleek:

2013-12-04, 10:47 PM
The ponies *trample* Drakeburn to death.

Gained: 1
Worth: 2

Passive Pete
2013-12-05, 09:14 PM
I eat BasketOfPuppies. :smallcool:

Gain: 2
Worth: 3

2013-12-05, 10:04 PM
TheHatMan is devoured by my Moth Legions.


2013-12-05, 10:25 PM
4here4 is electricuted into oblivion.

Gain: 4.
Worth: 5.

2013-12-05, 10:35 PM
Bongo rips Zaydos' throat out.

Gained: 5
Worth: 7

2013-12-05, 10:38 PM
BoP is no match for my horde of cat demons! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Gain: 7
Worth: 8, or the 90 degree infinity sign.

Laughing Dog
2013-12-06, 01:22 AM
Arkhosia, I apologize, but you must die. Thus, I disembowel you using the Wabbajack.

Gain: 8
Worth: 9

2013-12-06, 01:48 AM
Laughing Dog is consumed because demons are tasty.

Gain: 9
Worth: 14

2013-12-06, 08:48 AM
I collapse a mountain on Zaydos. For the greater good. Actually no, for the treasure.

Gain: 14
Worth: 15

2013-12-06, 09:15 AM
You have been slain. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StOWbEFB2Ew)

Gain: 15
Worth: 16

2013-12-06, 09:31 AM
I accidently misplaced my MOAR DAKKA in Joremengand's torso. Whoops.

Gained: 16
Worth: 17

So does the bounty get placed only once when someone gets over 100 or on any post by that person after they reach 100?

2013-12-06, 10:29 AM
I cast Power Word: Kill on HypnoSoc

Gained: 17
Worth: 24

2013-12-06, 10:48 AM
I feed the BasketofPuppies to a tiger.

Gained: +24 Points
Worth: 25 Points

The ability to put a Bounty on somebody's head is received when someone becomes worth 100 points. When that happens, you can post a Bounty on somebody's head until somebody fulfills the Bounty. When that happens, you can post a new Bounty on the same person, or a different person.You could post multiple Bounties before the target gets killed, but it'll still be worth one Bounty.

2013-12-06, 11:36 AM
I plug up that hole in Drakeburn's boat. With Drakeburn's face.

Gained: 25 points
Worth: 26 points

2013-12-06, 01:15 PM
I melt Dudeons for landing on a 1 last session

Total: 34

2013-12-06, 01:29 PM
An ally has been slain! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYO2bSrrLpk)

Gained: 34
Worth: 50

Laughing Dog
2013-12-06, 01:46 PM
Still annoyed for being mistaken for a demon by Zaydos, I take it out on Jormengand. I do this by casting a hundred fireballs at him.

Worth: 59

2013-12-06, 03:12 PM
I push Laughing Dog into a pit of electric cougarfish. That's what you get for being overly sensitive about the whole devil/demon thing. :smallbiggrin:

Gain: 59
Worth: 63

2013-12-06, 03:17 PM
I toss you to the a Tarrasque.

Gained 63
Total 97

2013-12-06, 06:00 PM
Arkhosia is eaten by the monster manual.

Gain 97
Worth: 111
Bounty: Eh Laughing Dog, because why not.

2013-12-06, 06:51 PM
I managed to craft catapult that has a +25 bonus against dragons. And I tested it on Zaydos. :smallamused:

Gained: +97 Points
Worth: 122 Points
Bounty: 4here4

@BasketofPuppies: Because you killed the person that the Bounty targeted, the amount of points you get from 4here4 is doubled. So instead of 185 points, you get 370 points. :smallsmile:

2013-12-06, 06:59 PM
All right, people. I just got a bounty. So after I finish shoving Drakeburn down a well and filling it with quick-drying cement, let's see who gets the points. :smallcool:

Gained: 122
Worth: 185
Bounty: Arkhosia

2013-12-06, 07:16 PM
I run over 4here4

Gained: 185
Worth: 209
Bounty: 4here4

2013-12-06, 07:26 PM
Me and the puppies decide to reenact a scene 'Old Yeller', but I accidentally used my real shotgun instead of my prop shotgun. :smallfrown:

Gained: 209
Worth: 235
Bounty: Zaydos

2013-12-06, 07:27 PM
Dudeons has a random encounter with dragon fire and doesn't roll high enough to save.

Gained: 235
Worth: 250
Bounty: Jormengand

2013-12-06, 07:34 PM
Orm-Embar gets the executioner's block because that is not how the game is supposed to be played. :smallfurious:

Edit: Oh well. At least he learned his lesson.....

Gained: +235 Points
Worth: 357 Points
Bounty: Dudeons

2013-12-06, 07:53 PM
Drakeburn drowns. Plug that hole in your boat.

Gained: 357
Worth: 565
Bounty: still 4here4

2013-12-06, 07:55 PM
Drakeburn is incinerated by a drakegon.

Gained: 565
Worth: 676
Bounty: BasketOfPuppies.

2013-12-06, 07:58 PM
Die dragon!
I am dovahkiin!

Total: 1449
Bounty: 4here4

2013-12-06, 08:37 PM
Arkhosia is shredded into small, easily-digested bits, because dragon.

Gained: 1449 2898
Worth: 1699 3148
Bounty: Still Jormengand

2013-12-06, 08:44 PM
Why do multiple people want me dead? :smalleek: I slay Orm with Greater Shout.
Fus Ro d10!

Gained: 3148
Worth: 3333
Bounty: BasketOfPuppies

2013-12-06, 08:55 PM
That cave your tribe is lairing in... it's my stomach.

Gain: 6666!
Worth: 7342.
Bounty: Arkhosia.

@vv: I got killed since then once already.

Laughing Dog
2013-12-07, 12:35 AM
I behead Zaydos with a well placed sword strike.

Gain: 7342
Worth: 7401
Bounty: Zaydos:smallbiggrin:

2013-12-07, 01:06 AM
Laughing Dog is smote until there's nothing but a little pile of sulfur.

Also, don't forget that I put a Bounty on Zaydos, so you currently have 14684 points. Which add to my points to give me...

*SUPER facepalm* My bad. Score should be...

14919.7636. Not bad.
Bounty: Laughing Dog

2013-12-07, 05:20 AM
I cast Meteor Strike on Dudeons. It takes a while for the orbital mechanics to work out, but the results are spectacular.

Gained: Well, that depends. There was a bounty on Dudeons. Per Dudeons' calc 14,919, doubled = 29,838. But the bounty on Zaydos was already collected before Dudeons brought sweet justice to his killer so I respectfully submit Zaydos is right (see his latest post edit above) and Laughing Dog didn't collect double points on Zaydos, therefore Dudeons should be worth 7401 + 235 = 7,636. Doubled. So by my math 15,272.

Worth: I'm going with my math here. 18,420. :smallconfused: Don't hurt me, Drakeburn.

Bounty: Still Jormengand.

2013-12-07, 07:20 AM
I press the r key, and click on Orm-Embar, the Mathematician. Through the amazing power of my ult, he dies. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDIoDogNGtk) (Okay, I'll stop it with the LoL references now).

Gained: 18420
Worth: 18470 (and a bounty!)
Bounty: on Dudeons, because why not.

@V: What, the scales of balance and grey armour not TN enough for you? Paladin indeed!

2013-12-07, 08:55 AM
Jormengard is eaten with a healthy helping of milk. Mmmm Paladin Flakes a divine healthy breakfast.

Gained: 36920
Worth: 44262 and a bounty
Bounty: Orm-Embar.
Let's break a hundred k, slimes, demons, knights, and others.

2013-12-07, 10:55 AM
Zaydos is the final boss of this thread-dungeon. I'm the main character (even if my hair is smaller than my head) and I slay the crap out of him.

*Insert Grand Boss Battle music from Mardek 3*

Gained: 88524
Worth: 96160 and a bounty
Bounty: Still Laughing Dog.

Laughing Dog
2013-12-07, 11:03 AM
Swords fall, Dudeon dies.

Gained: 192320
Worth: 199721 and a bounty
Bounty: Dudeons

2013-12-07, 11:06 AM
I sunder Laughing Dog.

Gained: 399442
Worth: 417912 (No bounty!)
Bounty: Zaydos.

2013-12-07, 03:07 PM
I fly Jormengand up to a great height, and let go.

Gained: 417,912
Worth: 436,332
Bounty: Drakeburn

2013-12-07, 05:08 PM
Stop criminal Scum!
then Pay with your blood!
Gained: 872,664
Bounty: TPAM

5a Violista
2013-12-11, 10:47 PM

Oh, wait, that was an ineffective kill. So no points for me, I guess.

Still at:
1 point.

2013-12-11, 10:52 PM
Aw... just keep trying to murder people, Mahonri. I'm sure you'll get the hang of it eventually. :smallsmile: Incidentally, That sword in your chest? That's mine.

Gained: 1
Worth: 3334
Bounty: Arkhosia

2013-12-17, 10:18 AM
4here4 dies a *Stabbity death* because... wait.... what do you mean wrong thread? :smallconfused:

Gained: 3334
Worth: 3335

2013-12-18, 08:13 PM
Lifscuetorya pays the ultimate price...a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Oh, and he's eviscerated by hungry Wurmples. Just saying.

Gained: 3335
Worth: 3336
Bounty: Uh...myself, because I ought to make this easy for TPBM.


2013-12-20, 02:52 AM
The visceral remains of a cockatrice is wrapped around my oiled leather glove as I shove it into your face.
Petrification follows, resulting in your death as I use my blowtorch to remove your head.
Mua. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Gained: 6672
Worth: 6673
The Person Below 4here4's next post.
Note: I am TPBTPBM of Lifescuetorya. Let me give you some sugar, baby (and by sugar I mean 13346 points)

2013-12-20, 03:37 PM
A Heavy Lourde falls out of hammerspace and squishy-squashes you dead.

Gained: 13346
Worth: 16680
Bounty: Arkhosia again.

And the target of Eternis's bounty is... TPBM!

2013-12-23, 12:01 AM
I loudly play a recording of Elmer Fudd singing "I am a Rock" near 4here4 until he dies from laughter.

Gained: 16680
Worth: 20015
Bounty: Me, to see what happens.

@v I had a double bounty, so wouldn't it be 80060?

2013-12-25, 09:49 AM
You were playing D&D with your friends, but you used me when you rolled a one, which means you are mauled by chickens IRL.

Gained: 40030
Worth: 136,190
Bounty: BasketOfPuppies

2013-12-25, 12:22 PM
You were playing D&D with your friends, but you used me when you rolled a one, which means you are mauled by chickens IRL.

Gained: 40030
Worth: 136,190
Bounty: BasketOfPuppies

You rolled a 1 in AC!

Gained: 272,380
Original worth: 872,816
Worth: 1,145,196

2013-12-25, 10:07 PM
You forgot as the final boss I have many forms! Killing me once just makes me Dry Zaydos!

Gained: 2,290,392

Worth: 2,334,654

Bounty: 4here4

Laughing Dog
2013-12-28, 02:59 AM
I use about 6 dozen bob-ombs, but I do manage to destroy Dry Zaydos.

Bounty: The next person to place a bounty on me.

2013-12-28, 01:57 PM
I challenge Laughing Dog to a battle of wits, in which he loses.

Gained: 4,869,029
Worth: 4,869,030
Bounty: Arkhosia

2013-12-28, 02:43 PM
I clean the sawzall and regretfully change the "Days Without a Workplace Accident" sign back to zero.

Gained: 4869029
Worth: 5305361
Bounty on: Dudeons, not that I'm still holding a grudge over that time I rolled a 1 versus petrification.

2013-12-28, 03:44 PM
I use Orm-Embar's draconic body to fuel my unholy rebirth!

Gained: 5,305,361
Worth: 7,640,015
Bounty: Next person to post who doesn't already have a bounty on them.

2013-12-29, 10:12 AM
I cast Dispel Magic on Zaydos, thus removing the dark majicks that animate his skeleton.

Gained: 7,640,015
Worth: 7,640,016
Bounty: Zaydos, for putting a bounty on me.

2014-02-01, 03:07 PM
I crush jhunter_d by landing on him. Sorry.

Gained: 15280032, if my math is correct
Bounty: The next person to post that doesn't have a dragon avatar.

I currently have no bounty.

2014-02-04, 08:10 AM
I breed a new species of arsenic laced gnats, and have them fly into Lifscuetorya's mouth when he's not looking. It takes a while, but I have patience.

Gained: 15300047
Worth: 15300047 (lol)
Bounty: Lifscuetorya

Apparently I have a Bounty on my head because of Lifscuetorya and my non-draconic avy.

2014-02-04, 04:45 PM
I point out to LoP they start out worth 1 point so they're 1 more than they gained. While they're distracted by that... bees, millions of bees, descend upon them stinging them to death.

Gained: 30,600,096
Worth: 38,240,111
Bounty: The person three below me.

I have a bounty on me. And will again fairly soon.

2014-02-06, 10:17 PM
Zaydos dies a *stabbity death*- Oh wait, wrong thread... Oh well.

Gained: 76,480,222
Worth: 81,349,252
Bounty: Orm-Embar

2014-02-06, 10:24 PM
ts20fan spontaneously combusts for being in the wrong thread...

gained: 81, 349, 252
worth: 81,349, 253
bounty: Drakeburn
It is your fault drake, yours.

2014-02-09, 12:27 PM
Duck999 is made into a beautiful duck l'orange and served to the princess of the realm.

Gained: 81,349,253
Worth: 86,654,614

There's a bounty on my head for some reason.

2014-02-09, 12:40 PM
Gained: 173,309,228
Worth: 211,549,339
Bounty: ts20fan.

No bounty on me today, hoo hah!

@v: Because I knew you'd be the one to kill me.

2014-02-10, 04:08 PM
I shout "Zaydos" really loud and his brain leaks out of his ears.

Gained: 211,549,339
Worth: 292,898,591
Bounty: Thanks buddy, ZAYDOS

If you couldn't notice, he just put a bounty on my pretty head.

2014-02-10, 05:14 PM
I shout "TS20FAN" really loud and just get dirty looks from nearby people. So I shrug and poke him with a pin and he pops like a balloon.

Gained: 585797182
Worth: 601097230
Bounty: Laughing Dog

And now there's a bounty on me because of that darn dog.

Laughing Dog
2014-02-18, 01:30 PM
Lop is killed by the army of mooks coming from my clown car fort.

Worth:1207063489 and a bounty

2014-02-22, 05:17 PM
Having ascended to pony form, I decide to test it out by trampling Laughing Dog.

Gained: 2,414,126,978
Worth: 2,414,263,168 and Bounty
Bounty: LoP

2014-02-25, 03:21 PM
Because only a pony can kill another pony, I kill Dudeons.

Gained: 4,828,526,336
Worth: 5,121,424,927 and Bounty x2
Bounty: Laughing Dog

2014-02-25, 05:45 PM
Know what else kills ponies? Dragons. ts20fan dies so that the scientific method can prove that theory wrong. A shame, really, but science is like that sometimes.

Gained: 10,242,849,854 (only 1 bounty at a time IIRC)
Worth: 10,329,504,468
There's no bounty on me at the moment for some reason.
Bounty on: Drakeburn

2014-02-26, 09:47 PM
I kill Orm-Embar because I've been playing too much skyrim and want a new shout.

Gained: 10,329,849,854
Worth: 10,345,159,901, i think
Bounty: Orm-Embar, because he needs one.
I have a bounty, so I'm worth 20,690,299,802 to TPBM.

2014-03-02, 01:31 AM
I silence your shouting. Permanently.
Gained: 20,690,299,802
Worth: 20,690,299,819
Bounty: The Next Pony below me.

2014-03-02, 09:27 AM
I kill you with a spoon, why a spoon, becaus it hurts more


Samba Mentality
2019-11-11, 04:18 PM
Blood_caller sleeps wid da fishes.

Gained: 20,690,299,819
Worth: 20,690,299,819
Bounty: the next ogre in the playground to post here
(I hope I’m doing this right)

2019-11-11, 11:12 PM
Samba Mentality dances right off a cliff!
Gained: 20,690,299,820(corrected yours)
Worth: 20,690,299,821
Bounty: The next person to make a mistake about the game rules in their post.

2019-11-12, 11:53 AM
Mödley Crüe: Ventruenox applies the double-tap to the undead thread.
Gained: Satisfaction.
Worth: 2081 days from last post
Bounty: Start a new thread to continue this game.