[Nexus] The Wall V

[Gullara]

A long, tall, wide Wall, completely white at first. It's on Private property. Before the wall is erected a sign.



Feel free to write, draw, scribble, graffiti or otherwise put anything up on this wall.


Sincerely,
The Owner of this Wall.


Near the base of the wall is spare Chalk and Spray Paint.

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On this thread:
This is for fun. :smallwink:

In this thread, your characters may leave messages, notes, ads, warnings, jokes, gossip or anything else you might want them to. The posts themselves are the messages, you do not need to RP your character walking in and writing.

This thread is fully IC and the messages are written by characters and about characters, not by players or about players.

You do not need to sign the character's name, although people might be able to guess if they know your characters.

OOC guidelines:

Consider IC taunts, praise, or general conversation on a single topic to be an "encounter".
Don't dogpile onto a single PC or org without giving them an opportunity to respond during an encounter. Turn order doesn't have to be strictly adhered to, but if someone is getting multiple posts in before the target has had a chance to respond, then that's not okay.
Just like in any other thread, any player has the right to disengage from an encounter at any time for any reason. If they make an OOC request "Please have your character Alice stop talking about my PC Bob or my faction Big Org of Barbecues (BOB)", then that should be respected. Of course, this also means that Bob doesn't get to post about Alice either. The request can be for a temporary or a permanent ban.
Orgs that have multiple players will need to check in with their other players before requesting an org-wide permanent ban on being flamed. How they make such a decision is up to that org to work out.
Since we agree not to play to win in all other encounters, it should extend to Wall arguments. We're not here to tear each other's posts to pieces, looking for any signs of weakness.
The goal is for the players to have fun. :smallsmile:


Archive:
The Fourth Wall: Wall 4 1 and 1 4 Wall (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=290430)
The Wall III: Wall Harder (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=253138)
The Wall II (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180924)
The Wall (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=164584)

[ImpSyndrome]

The following is found written a short distance away:



.llaw siht no pu gnihtyna tup esiwrehto ro itiffarg ,elbbircs ,ward ,etirw ot eerf leeF


(.DTL ,selggiG dna sgaG oykosneG-rehtO yb uoy ot thguorb egassem sihT)

,evoL
arijorU emuzU

!!tsop tsriF - .S.P

The following is hastily written in Japanese an even shorter distance from the original backwards scrawl:

{Oh my god, I'd recognize that mess of round-about letters everywhere! UZZIE!!! Where are you?! Come find me when you get this!!

Hugs and kisses,
Sasha}

((Translation: Anyone want to go meet a doppleganger with a penchant for turning peoples' frustrations into gag gifts and other similar tomfoolery? She'll be in Inside.))

[Arkhosia]

The following is found written a short distance away:



The following is hastily written in Japanese an even shorter distance from the original backwards scrawl:

{Oh my god, I'd recognize that mess of round-about letters everywhere! UZZIE!!! Where are you?! Come find me when you get this!!

Hugs and kisses,
Sasha}

((Translation: Anyone want to go meet a doppleganger with a penchant for turning peoples' frustrations into gag gifts and other similar tomfoolery? She'll be in Inside.))

Yay! You found your friend! :smallbiggrin:

[Ashen Lilies]

Aequitus, your words have moved me. My name is Johannes, and I will answer your call.

[Aric Kale]

I require the services of one who can craft a portal from a specific location in Skyside to an equally specific place Inside. This must be a stable and permanent portal, as I will be using it often. If interested, please visit }This Location{ in Skyside.

I'll actually be using the home thread for these, so just use the tag Zane's Home in Skyside

[Hattish Thing]

Happy New Year, Schmucks. I'm gonna go get high off my ass, then maybe bang my bodyguard.

Ugh. Apparently that wasn't very nice of me.

Happy New Years, everyone. You're not dead yet, so that's good.

[Arkhosia]

I require the services of one who can craft a portal from a specific location in Skyside to an equally specific place Inside. This must be a stable and permanent portal, as I will be using it often. If interested, please visit }This Location{ in Skyside.

I'll actually be using the home thread for these, so just use the tag Zane's Home in Skyside

On my way!

[Darkcomet]

Seeking information on a kidnapping.

Images taken from recordings of the recent events in Trog's Tavern follow, centering on Ashara (C'nor), marked as Suspect A, and Makaria (Arkhosia), marked as Suspect B.

If anyone is capable of identifying these individuals and pointing us to where they may be, a bounty of [decent amount here] will be paid. Recordings of the event indicate that Suspect A goes by the name of 'Ashara', while Suspect B is unidentified.

If interested, please forward the information to the Altaran Irregular Diplomatic Office.

[Beans]

Drug use has become popular in my peer group but I do not think any of the preferred substances seem very safe. I have restricted myself to avoiding all hard drugs.
However, I have been getting strange looks for my habits; is it uncommon to put Vick's Vapo-rub on one's eyelids and blink until one's eyes feel like minty explosions?

[Deathkeeper]

Yes, yes it is. You should not do that.

[ThePhantom]

The Wall Witch has a question, who turned off the sun?!?

[Arkhosia]

Seeking information on a kidnapping.

Images taken from recordings of the recent events in Trog's Tavern follow, centering on Ashara (C'nor), marked as Suspect A, and Makaria (Arkhosia), marked as Suspect B.

If anyone is capable of identifying these individuals and pointing us to where they may be, a bounty of [decent amount here] will be paid. Recordings of the event indicate that Suspect A goes by the name of 'Ashara', while Suspect B is unidentified.

If interested, please forward the information to the Altaran Irregular Diplomatic Office.

I'llbe there soon

[BladeofObliviom]

The Wall Witch has a question, who turned off the sun?!?

I blame Harald.

...He's dead? By suicide? Huh.

My money's still on it being his fault somehow.

[Arkhosia]

I blame Harald.

...He's dead? By suicide? Huh.

My money's still on it being his fault somehow.

Either AMEN, some spellcasting bastards (no offense to spellcasters who did not cause the sun to go off intended), or a passed off sun god.

[Hattish Thing]

I blame Harald.

...He's dead? By suicide? Huh.

My money's still on it being his fault somehow.

It was Harald.

Let me explain. Harald is not dead at all, my friends. That was in fact an holographic pre-recorded message meant to convince the populace that he is in fact dead, so he can continue his research.

Obviously the Sun going out can only be blamed on the deceptive Harald. Must be some kind of vengeance against us for hunting him down.

At least, I did something like that when I was hunted down.

[OrchestraHc]

The Wall Witch has a question, who turned off the sun?!?

Mr. Burns obviously.

[Arkhosia]

Jim.
He's an *******.

[ImpSyndrome]

The Wall Witch has a question, who turned off the sun?!?
Whatever the problem, someone get it back on, and fast. It's cold enough up here as is.

--Sanji

((By the way, I'll be introducing Sanji IC shortly, but for now, he'll just be some faceless Wall-writer.))

[Deathkeeper]

Jim.
He's an *******.

This is offensive to people named Jim.

[Aric Kale]

Perhaps Jim is offensive to those who share his name...

[GrandDM]

It was Harald.

Let me explain. Harald is not dead at all, my friends. That was in fact an holographic pre-recorded message meant to convince the populace that he is in fact dead, so he can continue his research.

Obviously the Sun going out can only be blamed on the deceptive Harald. Must be some kind of vengeance against us for hunting him down.

At least, I did something like that when I was hunted down.

No, my brother is dead alright. I should know. I saw him shoot himself. I watched his soul fly.

[happyturtle]

Gods be damned - the very week I move into a brand new flat with solar powered hot water, the sun goes out! Thanks for the cold shower, whatever ****ing apocalyptor did this. :smallmad:

[Arkhosia]

Perhaps Jim is offensive to those who share his name...

Correct! :smallbiggrin:

[Hattish Thing]

No, my brother is dead alright. I should know. I saw him shoot himself. I watched his soul fly.

I don't want to know about your weird necrophilia fetish, thanks.

And I don't think you can actually see a spirit leave a physical body.

[Lord Magtok]

I'm not sure if you've noticed, but some people have superpowers that let them do things that would otherwise be impossible, Marciano/Ritz. I know, it surprised me too, but-and this is a big secret so don't go blabbing it to everyone you see-but apparently there's this place called the Nexus, where traditional rules and laws governing the way reality works just don't apply.

[Hattish Thing]

I'm not sure if you've noticed, but some people have superpowers that let them do things that would otherwise be impossible, Marciano/Ritz. I know, it surprised me too, but-and this is a big secret so don't go blabbing it to everyone you see-but apparently there's this place called the Nexus, where traditional rules and laws governing the way reality works just don't apply.

Sigh... Poor Maggy. What kind of lame superpower is that, hm? Just being able to see souls fart around for a few seconds before they evaporate. That's like... the worst superpower ever.

I get around just fine with no superpowers. Your superpower seems to be the innate ability to annoy the crap out of literally everyone.

[OrchestraHc]

Marciano, you literally had an engine that was going to run on burning souls. From Hell. You don't get to talk about impossibility and souls.

[The Alexandrian]

So what you're saying is that you can't see dead people? What's wrong with you, dude!

[Hattish Thing]

Marciano, you literally had an engine that was going to run on burning souls. From Hell. You don't get to talk about impossibility and souls.


So what you're saying is that you can't see dead people? What's wrong with you, dude!

Yes, but that was a specific kind of Magitech. It's science, I think. I dunno. I just paid other people to do it. And where else was I supposed to get souls, dude? Hell had dead people. And it seemed easy enough to get them.

No. I don't see dead people. O,o Are you... okay in the head...?

[Aric Kale]

Having worked with one of your creations, I can say that you, Marciano, are the twisted one.

[Lord Magtok]

Your superpower seems to be the innate ability to annoy the crap out of literally everyone.

http://img.playground.ru/images/7/9/1de8e7e2_NicolasCageLaugh.gif

[Murkus]

Attention citizens of Inside!

FREE Augment day is now in progress!

Due to the looming cold death of the primary Nexus sphere, you are urged to contact the Elexxion Consortium as quickly as possible! Your individual consciousness* can be saved in mere moments via non-invasive surgery, at virtually no cost to you!** Should the sun die, destroying civilization as you understand it, your mind will be preserved electronically and transmitted to our primary thought-hub via the Elexxion Blacknet! Our expert clone design specialists will then build a new body to suit your specifications!***

*Hiveminds, 'undead', and divine beings cannot be saved via Elexxion Blacknet transmission! Please attempt to physically depart the dying planetoid in question!
**Work-payment plans available. Psionic individuals or those citizens possessing bloodlines enabling 'sorcerous' superhuman talents will be supplied with a Life-Eternal chip free of charge!
***Your specifications will not supersede your work-payment plan's required augmentations.

[Duck999]

I hear there are things to be done
-The Turned One
Contact me for help

There is no way to contact him here, but leaving a written message might help.

[ImpSyndrome]

The following message is found burned into the Wall by something slightly less powerful than a plasma lance:

Extremely time-sensitive matter of other-world security: urgently seeking passage back to my home world. Anyone capable of trans-dimensional travel or at least knowing someone capable, please contact me immediately.

--Sanji Genkiro
You're already too late. -Mimi
((No shenanigans, please; this will be a plot-heavy encounter that will set the stage for the future of all of my Nexus yokai.))

[Baeleck]

Extremely time-sensitive matter of other-world security: urgently seeking passage back to my home world. Anyone capable of trans-dimensional travel or at least knowing someone capable, please contact me immediately.

--Sanji Genkiro
The following message is printed below.

I have the skillset you require. Please suggest a meeting time and location so we may discuss matters further.

Niara Tarmikos.

[ImpSyndrome]

The following message is printed below.

I have the skillset you require. Please suggest a meeting time and location so we may discuss matters further.

Niara Tarmikos.
Unless you need a specific setup elsewhere, I've secured an empty warehouse in Inside that should provide ample space. I'll be waiting; meet me there ASAP.

--Sanji

((I'm heading off to sleep shortly, but I'll try to get a post made in Inside first-thing tomorrow morning.))

[Shadowcaller]

Scholars and Researchers specializing in conjuring of otherworldly energies wanted for discussion, studies and field experimentation.
Attenders must have an ethical guideline and respect others opinions.

If you're interested and live up to these simple criteria please come to Mithar Keep and we will discuss the matter further.

[Recaiden]

Just what do you mean by ethical guideline?

[Ionbound]

If you would like to get into touch with your inner animal, meet me at the Glade in Outside.

[Deathkeeper]

So, what kind of lycanthrope are you?
/sarcasm
/notreally

[Ionbound]

*eyeroll* Werewolf, if you must know.

[Deathkeeper]

So...you plan on doing what, exactly? I mean, a little chatting between furred folk is one thing, but your previous phrasing sounds like a common euphemism for lycanthropic "reproduction"

[Ionbound]

Hehehe...You're right on the money with that one. Though, it's not going to be "you show up, and suddenly angry werewolf bites you" I'll be in my human form, and we'll discuss things before anything happens. And if you just want a chat, that's OK.

[Deathkeeper]

Well, if you just want someone to chat to, I can make an appearance for you. I think I have an off-shift later. Besides, fairly sure I'm immune to having any more animals in my essence.

[Ionbound]

Ha! Alright, I'll meet you there. (Offer is still open, if anyone else wants to show up)

[ImpSyndrome]

The following can be found written neatly on the Wall:



Spiritualist looking for part-time work; services include healing, spectral consulting, and exorcism. Reasonable rates, willing to travel. If interested, please respond via Wall post with detailed request and contact information.

Thank you,

Leo Krilangi

[TechnoScrabble]

Are your trans dimensional tunnels unstable because of the difference in the flow of time between realms? Do your time machines fail to account for gravity warping time over the eons?

Then be at the grand unveiling of the
Temporal Circuit Stabilizer

To be presented by Professor Ivanovich and his class at the Inside College of Engineering (Temporal Studies Building)!

Finally, the common man will be able to right ancient wrongs, or travel into the realm of dreams to slay his own nightmares!


This poster is has been hung up recently.

[Aric Kale]

6th Squad 3rd seat Yûki-aru Hantã reporting! Are there any Soul Reapers in the area? I have detected a hollow infestation in the land known as Outside. If any others besides Shinigami wish to send souls to heaven and demons to hell, find me at <address in outside>

Clearly, I've lost a brain lego, posting for recruits here...Emperor Laboosh has sent me on a task to recover the Pieces Three, one of which I believe is in the Nexus. If any wish to join me on a hunt for this piece before someone of a devious nature takes it for their own plans, let me know on this here wall. I am Spec Ops Vynris Valavingee.
)(If anyone would like to play a villain for this little miniplot, please send me a PM, and watch New Prime on YouTube.)(

[Lord Raziere]

Hello, Valcario here. Willing to do any work for shinies, explosions and fire. Must be interesting. Won't harm innocents, will only restrain morally good people. No qualms about killing the evil.

Am good with Steamtech, have past experience with being cowboy, pirate, thief and all the skills that come with being those things. Am also catfolk.

Shinies can be paid in gold, silver, jewels, crystals, pearls and anything else pretty to look at.

explosions must be paid in unlit bombs.

fire must be paid in whatever the thing causes fire that isn't being used right now.

Call me at:
4-939-666-1313

[ImpSyndrome]

6th Squad 3rd seat Yûki-aru Hantã reporting! Are there any Soul Reapers in the area? I have detected a hollow infestation in the land known as Outside. If any others besides Shinigami wish to send souls to heaven and demons to hell, find me at <address in outside>

The following response has been written below:


I don't know much about "Shinigami" or "hollows", but if it's an exorcist you need, I may be able to assist. I'll make my way to your location shortly, but I hope you'll be able to brief me on the details of your work before we begin; I've had a few false starts recently, and I don't want to do anything that either of us would regret.

--Leo Krilangi

((I'll send Leo into Outside with my next post, but it'll also include responses to the yokai scene, so please be patient. Bonus points if you have the explanation mirror Rukia's description from Episode 1; extra bonus if you can somehow get a (highly-improbable) table-flip out of Leo. That whole scene was hilarious.))

[Aric Kale]

Here's a detailed explanation. (http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Hollow)

[Ionbound]

SEEKING:
Lessons in the Mystical Arts.

[Arkhosia]

SEEKING:
Lessons in the Mystical Arts.

I might be able to help. What type?

[Ionbound]

Nature Magic if possible, but really anything that helps self-control.

[Arkhosia]

Nature Magic if possible, but really anything that helps self-control.

'fraid I can't help, sorry.

[Ionbound]

What kinda magic do you have, then? Just out of curiosity.

[Arkhosia]

What kinda magic do you have, then? Just out of curiosity.

Earth, fire, and teleportation

[TechnoScrabble]

Nature Magic if possible, but really anything that helps self-control.

I have learned a variety of self control techniques these last few years, magical and nonmagical.

[Ionbound]

I have learned a variety of self control techniques these last few years, magical and nonmagical.

Care to elaborate?


Earth, fire, and teleportation

Huh. Interesting, especially teleportation. Meet me somewhere?

[Arkhosia]

Care to elaborate?



Huh. Interesting, especially teleportation. Meet me somewhere?

Is [Location in Outside] okay?

[Ionbound]

Yep. See you there!

[TechnoScrabble]

Care to elaborate?



Huh. Interesting, especially teleportation. Meet me somewhere?

When one is the son of a god of war and fire, he finds the best ways he can to keep.things from getting out of hand. Meditation, bleeding off excess magick, martial arts...

I'm an arcanist, but my connection to magick has been stunted recently.

[UncleWolf]

To those who killed the people under my protection, ruining the sanctity of my Lotus Gardens, there will never be a death good enough for you. Cower and flee for your moments are now numbered upon this world. My name is Jezebel Tel'vree and I come to tear your souls from your bodies.

[UncleWolf]

Dear Watchtower -

Mind if I come by to pick up a certain weapon I left with you all? It's probably drastically changed right now, but I need it to go kill some terrorists. You know the weapon I'm talking about.

- Jezebel

[Morty]

Sure, why not. It's a win-win situation for us.

[Arkhosia]

... okay, what did an AMENite do this time? :smalleek:

[Darkcomet]

Bombings in Inside, Riverside, and Skyside. Attempted at Watchtower.

In the middle of an apocalyptic event.

They die.

[Arkhosia]

Bombings in Inside, Riverside, and Skyside. Attempted at Watchtower.

In the middle of an apocalyptic event.

They die.

I am Arkhosia Scorium, AMENite, and I swear I am unassociated with these acts and condone them.
Hell, I just learned about this!

[UncleWolf]

Then I think you should flee.

[Lord Magtok]

Did anyone ever trace who was behind it the last time AMEN was framed for a thing? The one where it looked like Demon Becky was doing a thing, rather than Demon Decker doing several things? The Inside Plague attack, you know the one.

The Watch thing, I agree, is definitely an AMENite. That entity's chaotic nature is partialy responsible for me leaving the group. Decker, though? This kind of terrorism is unlike her. I'm not saying you shouldn't attack AMEN, just that I have some doubts and uncertainty here. I'll be conducing my own investigation, so if anyone knows anything about the kind of demons that Ilpholin, Becky, and Decker were/are...

[Arkhosia]

Then I think you should flee.

Initiating operation "Get the everliving **** out of AMEN"

[BladeofObliviom]

Coward. A warrior does not flee from threats alone, and only retreats to heal their wounds so that they might be victorious later or to guide their foe to a place where they no longer hold the advantage.

Nevertheless, I am in agreement that something about this situation is odd, given that Decker either did not consult her fellow AMENites about her plans or I am merely out of the loop. An attempt at framing is possible, if admittedly unlikely, and I do not know this Decker well enough to ascertain the plausibility of any motives she might have had for these actions.

In any case, Lady of the Lotus Garden, your reasons do not matter: An attack upon AMEN will be met with all the force I can muster. When WATCHTOWER tried the same thing not long ago, they failed. Not only are we yet stronger now, but I fail to see any reason why you should exceed their level of success.

If you persist in this fool's quest, I look forward to meeting you Blade-to-Blade.

~ Saahep

[ImpSyndrome]

The following advertisement is scrawled in large, barely-legible handwriting:


Humanoid laborer looking for honest, non-combat-related work. Available for temporary or contract hire, will travel. Primarily skilled in tasks requiring manual dexterity. Please respond via Wall post to describe nature of work and arrange interview.

Thank you,

S.

((For the sake of clarity, this post was written by Shame (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16197950&postcount=875).))

[UncleWolf]

Bring proof it isn't AMEN, and they have nothing to fear. Either way, someone is paying for this. Now.

[TechnoScrabble]

Why don't we all just relax? War is nothing to be thrown around willy nilly.

This portion of the wall smells really, really good.

[Arkhosia]

Bring proof it isn't AMEN, and they have nothing to fear. Either way, someone is paying for this. Now.

Hey, if you happen to bump into a olive-skinned catgirl with a shotgun in a hurry to leave, could you not make her pay? Because that's me.
And Saahep: it's called self-preservation, not cowardice.

The only one paying will be you for trying to **** with us!

[Deathkeeper]

Sadly, while I'm experienced with fireproofing structures blast-force and keeping bombers out in the first place is not within my abilities. My condolences to those affected, and best wishes to everyone.
I'm decent at repairs along with the aforementioned fireproofing, so if extra help is needed, please ask. Preferably here first because last time my familiar gave out my phone number it didn't end well.

[Hattish Thing]

Such a cowardly move on the part of said AMENites. It's really quite sad... I personally blame their new leader. Whoever he is, he seems thoroughly incompetent in controlling his own troops! A pity too... The place had such potential...

[UncleWolf]

Next to the pretty smelling words, a reply is written up. Screw you. You didn't have a hundred people relying on you get BURNED ALIVE. Know what? Enough talk. It is time for action.

[Darkcomet]

It's highly unlikely that it wasn't AMEN, considering the attack on Watchtower that so closely followed.

[Arkhosia]

hundreds BURNED ALIVE!? I joined for bank robberies and general heisting, not terrorism! I'm resigning.

[Hattish Thing]

Next to the pretty smelling words, a reply is written up. Screw you. You didn't have a hundred people relying on you get BURNED ALIVE. Know what? Enough talk. It is time for action.

I'd join you, but you'd probably kill me afterwards. Good luck though. If you bring back their leaders head, I'd pay quite a few gold pieces for it.

[TechnoScrabble]

The tire geal can provide professional support, so long as the price is right and it doesn't put as at odds with the Remnant.

50% off if you can bring us Leonard Hale, alive.

[ThirdEmperor]

Bring proof it isn't AMEN, and they have nothing to fear. Either way, someone is paying for this. Now.

Hey, hi, I'm the Cat Burglar. And historically, putting the burden of proof on the accused is kind of a bad move that results in bad things. Where's the proof AMEN did do it?

This attack definitely wasn't AMEN. I think that if you think about it, you'll see that if you rush off on this you'll only being playing into the hands of whoever really did it. At worst you can always punish the guilty tomorrow, and give us a chance to prove that's not us.

[Lost_Deep]

With the towering hologram loudly Proclaiming that AMEN takes Credit, the Pressure Of Proof is Completely taken Off Of the accuser. Good 'luck' Proving your innocence.

-Punch

[ThirdEmperor]

Yeah, I've seen the news footage, that person isn't an AMENite. Just because they said AMEN did it with a really big hologram doesn't mean they're not lying.

[Lost_Deep]

I'm not Saying they aren't. But it's your Call, as an AMENite and therefore a Self-Declared Career Criminal, against the word of everyone else.

Who would want to Blame AMEN? I'm Sure the list is long. I'm Sure there are a lot of People who would like to Blame AMEN for anything. However, the Point Stands that you are a Group Of Dangerous individuals with malicious intent and nefarious Purposes. I know this Because it's in your name. If you want to talk this Down, you're Going to need a much Better Plead than that.

-Punch

[ThirdEmperor]

And I'm saying that someone nobody knows saying it was AMEN is all the proof that it was AMEN. That's terrible proof. It's not the sort of proof you want to start a war over, without stopping to look around for other evidence.

[Lost_Deep]

How many Other Organizations are there than have the ability to fake an attack with the level Of tech and magic Displayed? Don't tell me, look into it yourselves.

-Punch

[Ashen Lilies]

I believe the answer to that is... all of them?

[Recaiden]

hundreds BURNED ALIVE!? I joined for bank robberies and general heisting, not terrorism! I'm resigning.

What part of "Evil" wasn't clear?

[Aric Kale]

As a member of WATCHTOWER, I, Marcus Hostilius Regulus will offer to assist against AMEN, assuming my superiors have no issues with this.

[The Alexandrian]

Jezebel, if you're seriously willing to attack AMEN just because someone left you a message proclaiming that AMEN bombed your building, you're a stupid **** (which is very disappointing: you're one of a handful of cowardly evildoers (most of whom should do everything in their power to avoid ever meeting me face to face as though I were black death) intelligent enough to successfully wed and bed the good organizations thus keeping them off of your metaphorical back by keeping yourself on top of their honored and totally respectable leaders).

Now that I have your attention, I'll offer some apparently sage insight specifically that AMEN is not responsible for the deaths of your charges (the nature of which I shall abstain from speculating about).

May I call your attention to Exhibit A? No AMENite has as of yet claimed responsibility for the bombings. If I understand correctly, the message that you received immediately thereafter was, in summary, someone calling you out with a super-duper hammy come at me bro. As anyone with eyes can plainly see, that is not our response to this incident as individuals or on an organizational level.

Exhibit B: The bombings were not local to one region. As far as I understand, three different cities were targeted. While we may be the Association of the Malicious, Evil, and Nefarious, Suicidal is not an element of our namesake.

Don't let that go to your head. We could take on all of Riverside and probably most of Skyside, but we're not dumb enough to t-off Remnant. We're especially not dumb enough to t-off Remnant and everyone else at the same time. Ergo, either the bombing that occurred in Inside was not linked to the others and just that one is being moronically pinned on us or every single one of the bombings is the work of another party who has vested interest in our mutual destruction.

Exhibit C: It was too quick. There was no real bloodshed. There was no real conflict. There was no battle. There was only death (and swift death at that). There were people before and now there isn't. That's not AMEN's style. We're not that surgical nor are we so sterile in our rampages.

Exhibit D: Whatever Magtok wrote about Inside and framing Demon Becky for judiciously applying Shayan's plague virus (I swear that if I ever find you Shayan, I'll make an exception on my no vegetables policy) in Inside. We're not that dumb either. Everyone already had the cure and we didn't have any control over the plague after that creepy plant broad ditched us. Becky had left the org by then too, I think, but I don't think she'd want to destroy AMEN (infected or not)...

You're upset that one hundred of your people were instantly reduced to ash. That's a relatively quick and painless death compared to the fate that could have befallen them. It'd be such a shame if something so much worse happened to all but a handful of your people (not that we'd do that without you provoking us, of course). Will you sacrifice another five hundred and die fruitlessly in exchange for some kind of empty 'vengeance' against those who clearly are not responsible for the death of your followers or will you cooperate with me so that we might be able to track down whoever slaughtered your people and is attempting to rather clumsily pin the rap on my organization? I'll determine who is attempting to invite everyone else to a murder party against my organization with or without your help, but if you would work with me (if only on a temporary and oh so stressed basis), I think this whole ordeal might be much, much easier on the both of us as I'm certain I'd be ejected from any of the city sites.

Huh... So...

I guess I can't investigate without your aid...

So... May I investigate your site? Like...soon? Before the blundering cleanup crews and mundane investigators have destroyed all of the evidence that is probably littering the scene of the crime and all of the magical residuals dissipate?

[happyturtle]

Yeah, I've seen the news footage, that person isn't an AMENite.


And I'm saying that someone nobody knows saying it was AMEN is all the proof that it was AMEN.


May I call your attention to Exhibit A? No AMENite has as of yet claimed responsibility for the bombings.

Exhibit Z: I do so exist, and I AM a member of AMEN. Damnation, people. It's just a hair colour change and a new tektek. Just because I haven't done it yet doesn't mean I didn't do it. Future me is always getting up in my business. :smallmad:

[UncleWolf]

Under the giant text wall, next to the Exhibit Z line, Jezebel replies.

Trying to say that an organization that has been known to release plagues on cities is innocent is rather laughable. Especially when your own members seem to admit they might have done/will do this at some point in their lives. It seems that you don't know your own people well enough to even know what all is going on within your own Org. Does AMEN even have a true leader yet? Or is it still a mess of battling factions vying for control?

Don't presume I am the stupid one here when your own comrades dispute your words. If you can't tell what's going on within AMEN, how are the rest of us to know what you may or may not have done?

And neither should it matter how those people died. Belittling their deaths by saying they died "quickly" is an insult. They had done nothing to deserve this. Threatening me by saying worse will befall my people won't work either. Don't presume that because the Lotus Gardens are a place of peace that we are incapable of defending ourselves. If you are concerned about civilians, then let's make it easy.

It will just be me. Just one person against AMEN.

And here's the crux of the matter. Even if you didn't do this, even if AMEN is innocent of blame, it's still being used as a patsy. One that has to be removed to force the hand of the one framing you if that is what is happening. They'll either reveal themselves or find another fool to use as a shield, making mistakes along the way.

As for you, Marcus? I'd think carefully about what you are offering. Your own Org doesn't have the best of history with mine. Simply ask your leaders. I greatly doubt they'd wish an association with me, even in this time.

[Darkcomet]

They won't care.

[TechnoScrabble]

Wanted: Alive
One Leonard Hale, male tire geal, green skin
Be forewarned if subject is not wearing sealed armour, he sweats a mind altering substance known to induce euphoria, affection, and an unwillingness to fight.
Reward to be discussed on delivery.

[OrchestraHc]

Two questions: What is a tire geal and will this turn out to be one of those bounties where its just you guys who are the evil ones and he's just a really charming guy you want captured?

The second one happens a lot.

XoXo Blondie

[TechnoScrabble]

We're an artificially spawned race of hunters who have pledged ourselves to the good of those who would defend the innocent.

As for the situation with Leonard...classified. We do want him alive, though. We know he's been hanging around the taverns and inns.

[Lord Magtok]

I dunno, he sounds more date-rapist than charming. Your standards kinda worry me, Blondie.

Even so, 'reward to be discussed on delivery' is usually code for 'we'll shoot you and then take what we want,' which doesn't make his would-be captors appear so wonderful, either. This all sounds like both sides are equally deserving of a kick to the head and a knife to the throat.

[TechnoScrabble]

He's a child and unaware of his mutations.

And I would hope you'd give us more credit than that, we gave you a free ticket to a resort island once.

[Lord Magtok]

I don't remember any of that, but it sounds like an obvious trap as well.

[TechnoScrabble]

It was shortly after Phillip Michael Banagher's death? You attended.

[Lord Magtok]

I can sorta recall, but only vaguely. There's been a lot of stuff to distract me since then, and my memory's not exactly perfect. Are you sure the island didn't turn out to be a trap somehow?

[TechnoScrabble]

Considering I live on it, yes.

[OrchestraHc]

I dunno, he sounds more date-rapist than charming. Your standards kinda worry me, Blondie.

I was referring to them misrepresenting him in their bounty notice, but ouch Mag-a-lag. That barb was sort of out of nowhere. Whassamater? You're favorite dress not fit this morning?

XoXo Blondie

[RyanKoopa]

He's a child and unaware of his mutations.


If he's unaware that he has this effect on people, wouldn't it make more sense to just tell him and like monitor him or something? You could tell him with a gas mask on or something so the pheromones won't work

[TechnoScrabble]

If he's unaware that he has this effect on people, wouldn't it make more sense to just tell him and like monitor him or something? You could tell him with a gas mask on or something so the pheromones won't work

He normally wears a sealed suit and has only once had contact with members of another race.

I grow tired of this. If you have him, or information on his whereabouts, let us know.

[The Alexandrian]

I totally agree with you, Jezebel (which, on a completely unrelated note, is a common name among cows, is it not), that just because something bad happened to a lot of people we should be all like "Jezzy angry! Jezzy smash!"

You're ignoring the obvious. Like, seriously, you're so blind with whatever it is you think you're feeling that you couldn't see your own hand in front of your face.

Decker is, apparently, an utter fool. "Future me could have done it and blah, blah." Well if she did do this, I'm guessing that she won't have a future which is, in and of itself, a time paradox. She certainly didn't do this on AMEN's behalf. Since the new leader took over, our most nefarious deeds (organizationally) have been naught but the most childish of pranks. Much of that is a direct result of the ongoing "apocalypse" (Oh noes, someone is turning the lights out! We're all going to die, etc.) because none of us, in fact, want to watch everyone who isn't one of us (One of us! One of us!) die. That's no fun, and I think I can safely say that we'd do everything in our power to stop it if this "apocalypse" escalated albeit without any collaboration with y'all (namely because WATCH really needs to change its name to something more appropriate such as "The Good Guys - No Bad People Allowed And Stuff").

"How are the rest of us to know what you may or may not have done?" May or may not have, Jez. You're jumping to assumptions (and you should know what they say about making assumptions). From what I've gathered, you haven't even conducted a proper investigation into the matter (you do know how to conduct a proper investigation, right). You're doing an Extreme!ly praiseworthy job of proving you're an irrational moron to everyone reading this (seriously, if this doesn't affect you, you don't have to read it; you could do something fun like, I dunno, anything else...like hiring NO MERC to kidnap Blondie for you because he's apparently really charming).

If you want to die, Jezzy, in a blaze of glory face down in the mud wasting your life and ultimately accomplishing nothing, then let us do battle. I've a weapon of my own that I've been dying to test against a being of your composition... You'll die. Everyone you claim you want only to protect will die (that I promise). In a matter of weeks, nobody will even remember that you ever existed. I'll have to put down whoever is messing up the Association's public image all by myself (and if it really is Decker...) before they t-off Remnant. You will have died for nothing.

To sum, I'll see you in Hel.

[RyanKoopa]

He normally wears a sealed suit and has only once had contact with members of another race.

I grow tired of this. If you have him, or information on his whereabouts, let us know.

Not a patient fellow are ya? You aren't going to get information from people with that kind of attitude. Though I honestly don't know anything

[Deathkeeper]

Did Orchid text just write out an enormous tirade again but forget the second 'L' in 'Hell' or is that another place that I've never heard of?

[Aric Kale]

They won't care.

M'lords DC, Wenomir, and M'ladies KR, and Cessie, would it be an affront to the organization for me to assist Lady Jezebel?

[Arkhosia]

Did Orchid text just write out an enormous tirade again but forget the second 'L' in 'Hell' or is that another place that I've never heard of?

It's often used as an alternate spelling.

[Lord Magtok]

Hel is a Norse goddess, too.

[Deathkeeper]

Hel is a Norse goddess, too.

I suppose I should make a joke about the circumstance which would allow a person to see another in a goddess, but I really don't want to go there.

[TechnoScrabble]

I suppose I should make a joke about the circumstance which would allow a person to see another in a goddess, but I really don't want to go there.

The circumstances that led up to my birth, perhaps?

[Shadowcaller]

Hey Orchid text? I suggest you go to someone that helps you write because your entries mostly contain really drawn out text that's just makes it harder to read them.

Plus random references to things that don't have anything to do what you're saying? (Or at least I think that's a reference, can't see what else it would be.) You got to work on that. At least with shorter wall entries I understand what they're bloody saying, your wall entries are just a mess to read through which is why I ignore them most of the time. I don't often read books but when I do they're grammatically sound which is more than I can say about your style.

Just a tip for future wall-posts, shorten them down, then more will read them.

A smiley has been carved at the bottom of this entry.

[The Alexandrian]

Hel is also one of the Norse underworlds!

Aaaand for the grammar nut, I have a present!

Let me revise your writing! Let's start at the very beginning (it's a very good place to start)!

"Hey Orchid text." There should be a comma between the word hey, which is an interjection, and the title that follows.

"someone that helps you write" A person is not a that. This sentence should read "someone who can help you write".

"drawn out" This phrase is only considered correct if there is a hypen connecting the word drawn to the word out.

"that's just makes it" I don't believe I even need to comment on this one.

With that, I've corrected your first two sentences for grammatical errors. Would you like me to continue?

A much bigger smiley has been hewn into the wall below this wall of text.

[Shadowcaller]

"Grammar nut? I suck at grammar (if you couldn't tell!). I'd like to say something in my defense too but I believe you misunderstood my entry so I'm going to sit this one out before this turns into some silly argument.

Anyway, my intention was to help you and not attack you Orchid so just relax, I'm not going to say anything else as you obviously don't want to hear my tip."

[TechnoScrabble]

If we could all just chill, please? Pretty please?

[Shadowcaller]

If we could all just chill, please? Pretty please?

That's exactly what I said! Though I guess it couldn't hurt to empathize it. Too many arguments on the wall these days.

[ThePhantom]

Did someone ask for the Wall Witch to grant you with her presence? If not, too bad. Time for another curse, Until five complete verse, all words here are bound to the curse.
Its rhyme time.

[Hattish Thing]

Who do we want dead? I'd really like if we'd all jus' think about this instead. Who'd want AMEN in a war now? They're all almost dead and maggot chow. No respectable leader would allow for such a crappy ass plan, provoking ol' Jezzebel in a can! I know AMEN's gone to hell since my time visting and dealing with 'em, but I know at least some of 'em possess a bit of a brain stem. I don't think it was AMEN, they're smarter than that I think. I think we're looking for someone smart, who could be missed in a blink... Look towards the side-villains my friends, else they may end up spelling innocents ends....

Now with that said, I'ma get **** done. After all, I've got a city to run.

[Zefir]

"I saw some people speaking about the AMEN act of trrorism before. I would like to join whoever wants to fight them. I'll wait for you in the local tavern called 'Trog's'."

[happyturtle]

Decker is, apparently, an utter fool. "Future me could have done it and blah, blah." Well if she did do this, I'm guessing that she won't have a future which is, in and of itself, a time paradox. She certainly didn't do this on AMEN's behalf.[/COLOR]

You do not speak for AMEN, and you know nothing about me.


Since the new leader took over, our most nefarious deeds (organizationally) have been naught but the most childish of pranks.

Clarissa, shut up. You haven't been to the base even once since Ilpholin left. For all you know, we ARE the ones behind the eclipse. (Which we aren't, of course. I mean, have you SEEN what happens to people who use the fake tan stuff? Unless orange is your colour, stay away from that stuff people. Just an FYI.)

Are AMEN terrorists? Yes. Do we kill people just for fun? Yes. Did we kill these particular people? Does that even matter?

Are you all a little more afraid of us now? I certainly hope so.


We're an artificially spawned race of hunters who have pledged ourselves to the good of those who would defend the innocent.

As for the situation with Leonard...classified. We do want him alive, though. We know he's been hanging around the taverns and inns.

Hey Leonard, if you're reading this, I know where you can get a job. Perfect place for someone with a Lust Aura - the First Circle. You get to punish mortal souls for eternity. Call me if you're interested. - J

He was created, rather than evolved, and someone thought 'Oooh, let's make a date rape monster, but not tell him!' You people are sick. :smallyuk:

[Morty]

M'lords DC, Wenomir, and M'ladies KR, and Cessie, would it be an affront to the organization for me to assist Lady Jezebel?

An affront? No. But it's risky at best and suicidal at worst, so I'm not going to encourage it.



Clarissa, shut up. You haven't been to the base even once since Ilpholin left. For all you know, we ARE the ones behind the eclipse. (Which we aren't, of course. I mean, have you SEEN what happens to people who use the fake tan stuff? Unless orange is your colour, stay away from that stuff people. Just an FYI.)

Are AMEN terrorists? Yes. Do we kill people just for fun? Yes. Did we kill these particular people? Does that even matter?

Are you all a little more afraid of us now? I certainly hope so.


It warms my heart to finally see a villain who cops to being one instead of playing the put-upon victim game.

[TechnoScrabble]

I have a what what in the who now?


Still not going home. ****'s mad boring, yo.

Please speak in a manner appropriate t your station.

Nah.

This section of the way smells amazing.

[happyturtle]

It warms my heart to finally see a villain who cops to being one instead of playing the put-upon victim game.

Thanks, Weni. I'll dedicate my next murder spree to you. :smallsmile:

[Lord Raziere]

I am a River.

I Flow.

For everything begins and ends with water.

To understand and follow this Flow of Water and Air is to understand the world.

To lash out in rage, to attack in savagery, is the way of Fire and Earth, the way of the Grimm.

The Grimm are the enemy. And they are weak.

For Fire is blown out by the Wind and the Earth is eroded away by the Water.

To mistake Fire and Earth for strength is to misunderstand the world. This is the other Hunters mistake.

For Air and Water will always win, and always flow.

In the flow, there is harmony and peace.

In the flow there is victory from the Grimm.

I Flow.

-Shui Hujing.

[happyturtle]

Oh great. Now I have to pee. :smallannoyed:

[TechnoScrabble]

He was created, rather than evolved, and someone thought 'Oooh, let's make a date rape monster, but not tell him!' You people are sick. :smallyuk:

Well it's not like the mutation was intentional. It just...happened.

Seriously though, what's this about a date rape aura? Because I'm mad uncool with that.

Still not going home.

[Halae]

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[Lord Magtok]

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...Hold on, what?

[Arkhosia]

...Hold on, what?

... is there some significance to that name?

[Halae]

...Hold on, what?

Is there a problem with my name? It's kind of the one I was born with.

[Lord Magtok]

Last I checked, it was mine.

Also, last I checked, I didn't have to worry about any other families sharing the same surname, because I made it up for a now-defunct 'Tom Godlark' psuedonym.

[Halae]

... Tom's my Father's name, and I haven't seen him in years. Who the hell are you?

[Lord Magtok]

Someone who's probably twice as confused as you are. Your mother isn't a psychotic, constantly gender-shifting blonde, an equally mentally unwell, disturbingly clingy nature-focused deity, a catgirl, or anyone else who might've stolen my blood and ran off, is she?

[The Alexandrian]

Before you ask, she's not my child either, Magtok. You know we took precautions against that.

I know you're a twit with a deathwish who evidently dreams of AMEN being pwned so I really don't want to waste anymore of my brainspace knowing a single thing about you!

And FYI, I have visited the base twice since Ilpholin left. I was the one who drove off Clegg. You remember, he was the shambler who you neither had the power nor the intelligence to vanquish. You were all firmly crushed underneath his heel until I took care of him. I visited once after Harley took over, though I never saw him because I was in too much of a hurry.

What I did see was a trashed base, a pack of new recruits who were too preoccupied with infighting for me to converse with them for any length of time, and an org too daft to move their base to another location so that they could rebuild in peace or at least not mildly irritate every single major flipping org and faction in the Nexus at the same time.

Nobody is afraid of you. You claim you killed people using bombs. That's not something that inspires terror in the hearts and minds of the enemy. There's no bloodshed. There's nothing for them to fear.

And on top of all that, you've done a very good job of alienating one of your strongest comrades. Bravo.

[Halae]

I'm not going to contest the psychotic part, but she was a normal human with brown hair, if it matters. Seriously, I haven't seen my father in sixteen years - who are you?

[TechnoScrabble]

When Godlark Met Godlark

Coming This Summer To A Theatre Near You

[Lord Magtok]

I'm Magtok, and...****, it's possible a clone of mine might be your missing parent, maybe, but that description isn't ringing any bells. I don't recall marrying anyone, much less a mundane, human brunette.

This really isn't the place for this sort of discussion, though. What with the peanut gallery and all.

[Hattish Thing]

You know, Clarissa, AMEN would have been a much better place had I remained in control. They'd be organized, militarized, and carefully managed. We wouldn't have rogue bombers setting fire on the proverbial ant hill of angry god things. And IF that occured, the offender would be turned over.

See, Clarissa? This is why we'd make excellent leaders. Save for the backstabbing. And diplomacy. Never was very charismatic...

[Lord Magtok]

You know, Clarissa, AMEN would have been a much better place had I remained in control.

Some people are so delusional. Not a single member of the organization accepted you as their leader. Not one. If Clarissa hadn't shot you down, someone else would've. I mean ****, I don't like speaking ill of the dead, but you brought in Harold of all people. :smallyuk:

[Arkhosia]

I say you should usurp Harley and vote Ark as leader!
Thanks Cael!
Wait a minute... :smallmad:
Sorry, couldn't help it.

[Halae]

Magtok? Right, I'll come and... see you soon, I guess.

[TechnoScrabble]

Hail, Caelynn the Huntress! I hear you are having troubles?[COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]Seriously guys I am really not cool with being called a date rape monster what are you going on about?

[Hattish Thing]

Some people are so delusional. Not a single member of the organization accepted you as their leader. Not one. If Clarissa hadn't shot you down, someone else would've. I mean ****, I don't like speaking ill of the dead, but you brought in Harold of all people. :smallyuk:

No one else would have had the strength to best me, nor my men. I outnumbered the members seventy to one, Magtok. They don't have to like me to follow my orders. After all, free will isn't necessary in my eyes.

[Arkhosia]

Hail, Caelynn the Huntress! I hear you are having troubles?[COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]Seriously guys I am really not cool with being called a date rape monster what are you going on about?

If you wish to talk about them, meet me at The Lotus Gardens.

[Lord Magtok]

No one else would have had the strength to best me, nor my men. I outnumbered the members seventy to one, Magtok. They don't have to like me to follow my orders. After all, free will isn't necessary in my eyes.

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

[Lost_Deep]

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

Marvellous. 8/10

[Hattish Thing]

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

It is in the nature of Dictators, Generals, and Emperors to be rebelled against, and to be killed. But, you see, Magtok... I'm already dead.

I've become an idea.

[Darkcomet]

I like you.

You're funny.

[Arkhosia]

I like you.

You're funny.

I'll give 100 yen to whoever next badly damages Clegg

[ThePhantom]

A hundred yen, that wouldn't even cover a 'make a person sneeze once' curse. Put some more money where your mouth is, or I'll curse you so you have money pouring out of your mouth whenever you talk. Trust me, the Wall Witch, you don't want that to happen.

[Hattish Thing]

I'll give 100 yen to whoever next badly damages Clegg

I seem to recall several crews of highly trained guards stationed aboard five vessels containing valuable explosive items under your companies employ. I also seem to recall besting each one with a single ship. My men ate well that night.... and that we gained many... volunteers from your ranks.

[Arkhosia]

fine, 1000 Lien.


I seem to recall several crews of highly trained guards stationed aboard five vessels containing valuable explosive items under your companies employ. I also seem to recall besting each one with a single ship. My men ate well that night.... and that we gained many... volunteers from your ranks.

... I was wondering what happened to the Dust supplier I used.

-Celica

[Deathkeeper]

A hundred yen, that wouldn't even cover a 'make a person sneeze once' curse. Put some more money where your mouth is, or I'll curse you so you have money pouring out of your mouth whenever you talk. Trust me, the Wall Witch, you don't want that to happen.

For the record, how would one pay you, anyway? It hardly seems smart to just leave money lying around the Wall.

[Hattish Thing]

fine, 1000 Lien.



... I was wondering what happened to the Dust supplier I used.

-Celica

Ahhh, yes. Dust. A fine mixture of the dust recovered from your ships, along with the special gunpowder I use creates highly.... potent weapon. I have you to thank for that. Know that your Captains died honorably, and that your men fought bravely. I appreciate the extra men their rotting husks provided.

[ThePhantom]

For the record, how would one pay you, anyway? It hardly seems smart to just leave money lying around the Wall.

"I have a house after all. Its right on the wall, waiting for the right words before appearing. Just need to visit me for payment for my curses. That's how I work."

[happyturtle]

And FYI, I have visited the base twice since Ilpholin left. I was the one who drove off Clegg.

No, you were not the one who drove off Clegg. I banned him from the base, and guess what he did in retaliation?

Nothing!

He didn't attack, didn't proclaim himself leader. He didn't even send a single zombie emissary to issue demands.

If he happened to leave later around the time you happened to show up, I can see how your vain little self would think it was you who did it. The same way the dog thinks he frightens away the mailman every day with his barking.


You claim you killed people using bombs. That's not something that inspires terror in the hearts and minds of the enemy. There's no bloodshed. There's nothing for them to fear.

I carried out six amputations that day. Two of them were field amputations simply so we could remove the patient from the ****ing rubble. One went into shock during the procedure and didn't ****ing make it. The other is still alive, but brain damaged. Have you ever SEEN a bombing? Have you even spent half a thought to consider what it does to a body to have the building you're standing in suddenly ****ing fall to pieces? Have you ever heard of ****ing shrapnel?

You don't know ****ing **** about bombs. **** you for making light of people's suffering. **** AMEN if you did it, and **** you if you didn't do it, but celebrate it. **** you all.

[Duck999]

Wanted: Alive
One Leonard Hale, male tire geal, green skin
Be forewarned if subject is not wearing sealed armour, he sweats a mind altering substance known to induce euphoria, affection, and an unwillingness to fight.
Reward to be discussed on delivery.



Written off to the side is:
Found a potential target.
Will keep you posted.

[Aric Kale]

Uh, pardon me sayin' so, Cap'n Clegg...but di'n't ye say ye'd consult yours truly b'fore making any more Wall Posts? Cos of th' bad press...?

[Morty]

It is in the nature of Dictators, Generals, and Emperors to be rebelled against, and to be killed. But, you see, Magtok... I'm already dead.

I've become an idea.

"It's pronounced idiot, not idea, Clegg. Get a spellcheck or something.

[UncleWolf]

Ah, Clarissa. I remember you now. You encountered one of my colleagues and when he tried to force you to hunt in someone else's territory, you had your way with him. He admitted he ended up going along with it after all simply because that's what a Slaanesh worshiper does from time to time. Even I have had my darker moments, but see, even if we've both done some of the same things, there's a big difference between you and I.

For all your claims of beauty, all I see here is someone who is...well, pathetic. Pitiful if you'd rather be given a different tag and a bit of reasonable doubt if you want to try and retain some self-image. In regards to the duel, I believe I have to decline because in the end, what I see here and what I've heard of you, you aren't worth my time. Even if you spread your legs and offered yourself for free. Make no mistake, I have no fear of death. You just aren't worth the effort.

You don't bother to try and keep any dignity, you're arguing with everyone including your own allies, and have devolved to crude name calling and weak insults. AMENites are speaking up against you and apparently you hardly care enough about the Org to go there on a regular basis. So why do you care as to what happens to AMEN at this point? They certainly don't seem to want you. But...they aren't the only ones who don't, are they?

Tell me Clarissa. Do you know a Rebecca?

[Hattish Thing]

Uh, pardon me sayin' so, Cap'n Clegg...but di'n't ye say ye'd consult yours truly b'fore making any more Wall Posts? Cos of th' bad press...?

I've graduated from needing any sort of press manager. They all hate me equally now, which puts my want to be perceived as decent irrelevant and frankly silly! But as always, thank you for your valuable input, second in command.

As for AMEN, wrong. I marched in with a demolition crew and builders, along with thirty soldiers. I had my contractor design a fight capable AMEN II, which I would lead... welcoming all survivors. Your ban really meant little. Like your new leader


The only reason I didn't simply zombify any who didn't comply was the arrival of Clarissa, Who frankly could destroy worlds. I decided to run, seeing as I had no chance of victory.

[Lost_Deep]

I've graduated from needing any sort of press manager. They all hate me equally now, which puts my want to be perceived as decent irrelevant and frankly silly! But as always, thank you for your valuable input, second in command.

As for AMEN, wrong. I marched in with a demolition crew and builders, along with thirty soldiers. I had my contractor design a fight capable AMEN II, which I would lead... welcoming all survivors. Your ban really meant little. Like your new leader

The only reason I didn't simply zombify any who didn't comply was the arrival of Clarissa, Who frankly could destroy worlds. I decided to run, seeing as I had no chance of victory.

Smells like Bribery

-Punch

[The Alexandrian]

At the time you were "banning" Clegg from the base with cheap words that bore no teeth, he didn't do anything because he was a little preoccupied doing battle with me. Timelines, sir! Historians fret incessantly about them for very valid reasons!

As for you, Jezebel, and your own somewhat biased recollection of that event, I'll point out that your colleague first tried to eat me. It was rather amusing from my perspective. At the time, I was new to this world, much more immature than I am now, so I did as I wished with him, sensing that it would be such a waste to kill him, not that he ever complained about it (not that resisting would have done anything but led to his demise) and, in the end, seemed quite pleased, even offering me a cig and, as opposed to attempting to and failing to murder me, warned me not to murder people in your territory anymore.

After which he was pwned by a scythe wielding supersoldier in one shot.

Of course, that was long before I got married. I haven't been much interested in carnal affairs or devouring people alive since. What little info you may have on me is looong out of date.

The primary difference between you and me is that I'm a predator and you're a hussy (a predator of a different type, I suppose). I don't know what type of duel you had in mind where we would expose our nether regions, but mine involved combat, nothing so obscene and bestial as what you were thinking about, clearly.

Furthermore, it is laughable that you are backing down from a "duel" you initially challenged me to. What? Do you have some business you need to tend to like "meeting" with someone vaguely important?

And while I fail to see its relevance, no, I don't know anyone named Rebecca.

AMEN is my home. While I may only swing by when I'm needed and some of the members are more offensive from my perspective than an elephant's posterior, I will defend it regardless because some of the people who reside there are my friends and I refuse to abandon them no matter how much a handful of dunderheads harass me or crave AMEN's total and unmitigated defeat and subsequent annihilation.

Keeping that in mind, I'm not an unreasonable beast. You can have Decker and Moff if you'd like.

[Darkcomet]

crazy self proclaimed malicious evil n nefarious terrorists think well believe they care about anyone as anything besides targets

in the vernacular

ell oh bloody ell

[Deathkeeper]

Geez Orchid, do you ever stop talking? I've seen shorter speeches in my player's med-fueled rambling coronation speeches than you use to rebuke a "your mom" joke.

[Lord Magtok]

In all seriousness, would WATCH please share what it knows about the demons? Seeing as two of its members, Decker and Ilpholin, are both confirmed carriers of that strain of diabolic corruption, and the would-be plague-bearers used one of Ilpholin's equally corrupted pawns to make it look like AMEN was behind that earlier attack on Inside, it is important that we get to the bottom of this.

I mean it. I don't give a **** what you do to AMEN, or if it's been framed or not, but there's clearly some sort of demonic possession going around, making AMENites more likely to go on terrorist rampages, and whatever information you're hoarding is going to get innocent people killed.


AMEN is my home. While I may only swing by when I'm needed and some of the members are more offensive from my perspective than an elephant's posterior, I will defend it regardless because some of the people who reside there are my friends

Name three.

[The Alexandrian]

Only three? That's easy. Zefir, Cyrus, and The Thing In The Walls.

[Arkhosia]

If you wish to talk about them, meet me at The Lotus Gardens.

A few minutes afterwards, the name of the location has been removed.

[Duck999]

Written off to the side is:
Found a potential target.
Will keep you posted.

More detail found. Probably is Leo. Will continue to update you.
If it is Leo, he is with, and in love with, a sylph named Sylvia. Might be potential bait.

[Lord Magtok]

Only three? That's easy. Zefir, Cyrus, and The Thing In The Walls.

Cyrus quit. That's two down, one to go.

[TechnoScrabble]

More detail found. Probably is Leo. Will continue to update you.
If it is Leo, he is with, and in love with, a sylph named Sylvia. Might be potential bait.

Love? Unlikely, he's better trained than that.

[Lord Magtok]

If it is Leo, he is with, and in love with, a sylph named Sylvia. Might be potential bait.

None of my business, but you miiiiight want to think about detoxing that girl before something happens and someone is arrested.

[The Bushranger]

And while I fail to see its relevance, no, I don't know anyone named Rebecca.

...Really, Clarissa?

Really?

...I thought we were friends. I suppose it's a good thing I left when I did, if I'm so unmemorable as to have just been another one of your conquests.

[Darkcomet]

psycho terrorist wall drama

IS THE BEST KIND OF DRAMA

keep it up this is great

[TechnoScrabble]

...Really, Clarissa?

Really?

...I thought we were friends. I suppose it's a good thing I left when I did, if I'm so unmemorable as to have just been another one of your conquests.

I'm a strong, independent mass murderer who don't need no woman!

[Taet]

I'm a strong, independent mass murderer who don't need no woman!

That was not what it said in the magazine. It said that there were many mass murderers who needed and had many women. There was a picture chart.

Here it is all written down to read for free. Why did Keeper buy it in a magazine then?

Did he buy it or did he write it? There were lies in that magazine. Do you know he is an ordinary silicon golem? I heard it from one of his women.

Ordinary silicon golem?

Yes! No ruby backbone or custom mixed aroma or vibrate setting.

I do not believe it!

[The Alexandrian]

Becky?! You changed your name to Rebecca? Why? And-

Did you really-

Ilpholin warned me that you were working for them, but when you left I thought, I hoped you had washed your hands of all of this, not jumped ship from one mistress to another! I thought you were done being someone's pawn.

You once were my friend. Now, you're just another weapon she's using against me, aren't you?

[Darkcomet]

non-terrorist power: being able to tell when somethings a shortening of another name

[TechnoScrabble]

That was not what it said in the magazine. It said that there were many mass murderers who needed and had many women. There was a picture chart.

Here it is all written down to read for free. Why did Keeper buy it in a magazine then?

Did he buy it or did he write it? There were lies in that magazine. Do you know he is an ordinary silicon golem? I heard it from one of his women.

Ordinary silicon golem?

Yes! No ruby backbone or custom mixed aroma or vibrate setting.

I do not believe it!

I'll take 8.

[The Bushranger]

I'm not anyone's pawn, and I'm not a weapon. I'm my own woman, and I'm in a place where I'm appreciated for who and what I am.

Can you say the same for where you are?

[Lord Magtok]

Did he buy it or did he write it? There were lies in that magazine. Do you know he is an ordinary silicon golem? I heard it from one of his women.

Ordinary silicon golem?

Yes! No ruby backbone or custom mixed aroma or vibrate setting.

I do not believe it!

...I'm not quite sure where to begin with this one.

[Taet]

I'll take 8.
A stack of Inside! Magazine is put next to the Wall. It is full of big lying headlines and pictures about plots. This one is this year's Villains and the Women Who Love Them issue. The villain on each fold out poster is not always the same one.

One of the magazines has crushed pages and corners folded down. This one has a Lord Magtok fold out poster. It got printed before the Caelynn break up and she is still on the poster too. Off to the side and small.

[TechnoScrabble]

...I'm not quite sure where to begin with this one.

A smaller model and lots of oil.

[Arkhosia]

A stack of Inside! Magazine is put next to the Wall. It is full of big lying headlines and pictures about plots. This one is this year's Villains and the Women Who Love Them issue. The villain on each fold out poster is not always the same one.

One of the magazines has crushed pages and corners folded down. This one has a Lord Magtok fold out poster. It got printed before the Caelynn break up and she is still on the poster too. Off to the side and small.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Beans]

Za badagzivomingein giri go gadageda Kusasiga-gara. Badagzi za kavomon kogi go gzide gi do gorogiragu.

Uh. Well.
Okay then, Eo.

[The Alexandrian]

There was one person who could appreciate me for this thing they made me into and he's gone forever. My life isn't about being "appreciated" and "loved". I know that full well from hundreds of years of suffering. My life is doing what must be done. There is a price that must be paid in blood to strike the balance that fate demands. So it is written that a pound of flesh extracted, measured, and weighed must be taken if for no other reason than it must be taken. AMEN is of use to me, and I will not stand by and watch their burden fall upon me to claim.

Do not take it upon yourself to torment me, Becky. You want your mistress to succeed, I know. You chose her, and now, you attempt to undermine my resolve so that she can slay me and destroy what little can help me overcome this abhorrent condition.

I will not lie. This does hurt, but I am no stranger to pain.

[TechnoScrabble]

There was one person who could appreciate me for this thing they made me into and he's gone forever. My life isn't about being "appreciated" and "loved". I know that full well from hundreds of years of suffering. My life is doing what must be done. There is a price that must be paid in blood to strike the balance that fate demands. So it is written that a pound of flesh extracted, measured, and weighed must be taken if for no other reason than it must be taken. AMEN is of use to me, and I will not stand by and watch their burden fall upon me to claim.

Do not take it upon yourself to torment me, Becky. You want your mistress to succeed, I know. You chose her, and now, you attempt to undermine my resolve so that she can slay me and destroy what little can help me overcome this abhorrent condition.

I will not lie. This does hurt, but I am no stranger to pain.

I'd love and appreciate you...

I'd love to appreciate you.

I'd appreciate being loved.

SHUT IT YOU WHINY ****

[Beans]

*Miss Clarissa says some poignant things*
If I have the capabilities to appreciate and love someone, I think it would be you.
I think I would like to have those capabilities, even if only to a small degree.

[Darkcomet]

TRANSLATION:

BOOHOO YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR DITCHING MY PSYCHO TERRORIST ASS

I AM OFFENDED THAT YOU WOULD DITCH MY PSYCHO TERRORIST ASS

this psycho terrorist to drunk translation provided by wall drone user nxanatov

[Lord Raziere]

Why hello everyone. This is a pleasurable night is it not?
A night of thrills, of gambles and risk. A night to roll the dice, to draw a card and play it right. The roulette wheels will spin. The slot machines will go out of control. Tonight is a night where I play my arrival song.

I am Jenar Kerrari. I need no other introduction other than that. Once I step onto the stage, you will understand what I really am. I admit, I have a preference for the dramatics. Its in my soul, my blood, my every fiber of my being. The world is a stage is it not? Therefore why not play your role as best you possibly can? I care not for people who wallow in pain and call it duty or doing what is necessary. Life is meant to be lived after all, so why not live it to the fullest and enjoy it?

I look forward to meeting you all. I am sure many of you are pleasurable company.

[Darkcomet]

stop interrupting my terrorist romcoms

[Lord Raziere]

"Oh, you like romantic comedy do you? Well, then how many lovers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: One Offspring!

[Beans]

My life is less like a soap opera than this, and I literally live in a constant string of multiple-barreled firearms and cannibalized spouses.

Also heuuuugh aren't there enough lightbulb jokes in the world no stop.

[UncleWolf]

I did not challenge you to a duel Clarissa. I said it'd be myself against all of AMEN. You were the first to mention a duel, not I. I have no interest in just a one on one fight.

As to Rebecca, I had originally brought her up to only mention that if you threatened the Lotus Gardens, you threatened her and her way of life. Until now, she had always spoken highly of you. So...yes, I suppose you could say I was using her presence as a weapon, but not as an attack against you.

Then you had to go and do something stupid like admitting you never even learned her actual name.

Whatever dislike she has of you now is purely of your own design, not mine. In the beginning, Becky came to me and my people, asking for a place to stay. A place where she wouldn't get hurt from spurned affections meaningless relationships. Simply put, she came to me so she could restart her life and that's what I gave her a chance to do. And I am proud to say that that is precisely what she did. Not only has she built a proper life for herself, but she's grown into a strong and beautiful woman who can rely on herself rather than others.

Calling her a pawn is simply another insult.

Now, I suppose unless something even more pressing comes up, or unless I am convinced otherwise, I have a battle to prepare for.

[Hattish Thing]

I did not challenge you to a duel Clarissa. I said it'd be myself against all of AMEN. You were the first to mention a duel, not I. I have no interest in just a one on one fight.

As to Rebecca, I had originally brought her up to only mention that if you threatened the Lotus Gardens, you threatened her and her way of life. Until now, she had always spoken highly of you. So...yes, I suppose you could say I was using her presence as a weapon, but not as an attack against you.

Then you had to go and do something stupid like admitting you never even learned her actual name.

Whatever dislike she has of you now is purely of your own design, not mine. In the beginning, Becky came to me and my people, asking for a place to stay. A place where she wouldn't get hurt from spurned affections meaningless relationships. Simply put, she came to me so she could restart her life and that's what I gave her a chance to do. And I am proud to say that that is precisely what she did. Not only has she built a proper life for herself, but she's grown into a strong and beautiful woman who can rely on herself rather than others.

Calling her a pawn is simply another insult.

Now, I suppose unless something even more pressing comes up, or unless I am convinced otherwise, I have a battle to prepare for.

Pardon, madame but judging by the power you flaunt and speak of so... deliberately, I can imagine you're quite the worthy opponent. However, no one man can best all of AMEN, including Clarissa. Not Calublufiok, not Enshadu, not Cyrus, and not you. I despise the cankerous infection of humankind, but I am willing to offer you one hundred and fifty of my men to temporarily join you in your attack. I only ask that you let me have the one called Harley. I want their leader's head in my cabin.

Is there perhaps some area where we could meet? I'll work with you, if you'll work with me. I am an honorable man, when I can be.

[Duck999]

None of my business, but you miiiiight want to think about detoxing that girl before something happens and someone is arrested.

Hmmmm? Why is this?

[The Alexandrian]

Are you kidding me? Her name was Becky O'Brien before you twisted her into your own instrument! You spindly, arrogant cultist [*insert very nasty word here*]! Don't try to take the highground by feigning that you merely brought her up to blah, blah, lies when you led up to mentioning her with a line like they're not the only ones who don't want you!

I'm not blind. I studied the symbol you marked her with, the one only Ilpholin could remove. You traded enhanced carnal pleasure for her servitude and obedience. If she has forgotten all that has transpired before, then you are correct. She is Becky no more. If she has forgotten, she is no more to me than a warm body that does your bidding.

[Arkhosia]

Are you kidding me? Her name was Becky O'Brien before you twisted her into your own instrument! You spindly, arrogant cultist [*insert very nasty word here*]! Don't try to take the highground by feigning that you merely brought her up to blah, blah, lies when you led up to mentioning her with a line like they're not the only ones who don't want you!

I'm not blind. I studied the symbol you marked her with, the one only Ilpholin could remove. You traded enhanced carnal pleasure for her servitude and obedience. If she has forgotten all that has transpired before, then you are correct. She is Becky no more. If she has forgotten, she is no more to me than a warm body that does your bidding.

If I could stab you through the wall, I'd love to do so.
Also, AMENites:
There appears to be a giant middle finger drawn under this

[ThePhantom]

Its times like these when the Wall Witch wishes she pull off more powerful curses. Pity I can't without the right ingredants.

[Arkhosia]

Its times like these when the Wall Witch wishes she pull off more powerful curses. Pity I can't without the right ingredants.

Here!
A bag of various ingredients is below

[Deathkeeper]

If these are the usual sort of magic reagents I have quite a supply at my shop.

[Lord Magtok]

...I'm not quite sure where to begin with this one.

Alright...okay, I got some sleep, and now I think I can handle this, without gaping blankly and struggling to understand how anyone could be so terribly wrong about something.

Ordinary silicon golem? No. That's not what I am. Nothing golem-ish to do with me. I don't know what ruby backbones or mixed aromas or vibrate settings have to do with golems, but last I checked, I didn't have any of that magicky nonsense either.

As for Clarissa, you forgot that Becky is short for Rebecca. BECKY IS SHORT FOR REBECCA. That's not Jezebel doing anything nefarious or wicked or corrupting, that's just you being stupid. Sheesh.

[UncleWolf]

My apologies Clegg, but those people would likely get in the way and I would rather dislike to commit friendly fire.

That mark was a gift from the god she said she'd serve. I had no hand in that decision and she was quite eager to receive such. When she left me to rejoin you and Ilpholin, the negative aspects of leaving a god kicked in. Once again, I had no hand in that and Rebecca had known quite well what the consequences might have been.

Later, when she found us again, we spoke and had an understanding. She was apologetic and we took her back. She even spent some of her time before joining the Lotus Gardens with you if I'm not mistaken. The rest of the story is already known. She came to the Gardens to change, to make a life for herself and that's precisely what she has done.

As to her name, all you had to do was ask and she'd have told you that it was Rebecca O'Brien, but that she merely preferred Becky at the time.

Also, drunk translator? I have a crate full of scotch for you.

[ThePhantom]

If these are the usual sort of magic reagents I have quite a supply at my shop.

Not all of them are regular reagents and some of them have to be personally collected.


Here!
A bag of various ingredients is below

Ah, that's kind of you. Pity I can't do the opposite of a curse, otherwise I'ld one for you.

And the ingredients are gone.

[Darkcomet]

this reminds me of the time I spent the captains money on a crate full of amasec

this had better pass screening

...

Oh no, not again.

[Ionbound]

Speaking of wanting to beat AMENite ass, Magtok, Arkhosia, if I see you two again, it will not be pleasant for anyone involved except for maybe me.

[Ashen Lilies]

In all seriousness, would WATCH please share what it knows about the demons? Seeing as two of its members, Decker and Ilpholin, are both confirmed carriers of that strain of diabolic corruption, and the would-be plague-bearers used one of Ilpholin's equally corrupted pawns to make it look like AMEN was behind that earlier attack on Inside, it is important that we get to the bottom of this.

I mean it. I don't give a **** what you do to AMEN, or if it's been framed or not, but there's clearly some sort of demonic possession going around, making AMENites more likely to go on terrorist rampages, and whatever information you're hoarding is going to get innocent people killed.



Apologies. My player doesn't have much time to post, or that great a memory, and has been trying to sort out OoC from IC knowledge for the past week or so, which is why response has been slow.

I have similar suspicions to yours, and the desire to investigate, but in immediate answer to your query: try dragon bone.

[Arkhosia]

Speaking of wanting to beat AMENite ass, Magtok, Arkhosia, if I see you two again, it will not be pleasant for anyone involved except for maybe me.

I'm not apologizing for art. :smalltongue:
Seriously though, that was hilarious!

[Duck999]

Wanted: Alive
One Leonard Hale, male tire geal, green skin
Be forewarned if subject is not wearing sealed armour, he sweats a mind altering substance known to induce euphoria, affection, and an unwillingness to fight.
Reward to be discussed on delivery.



I assisted in returning Leonard to his race. Reward?

[Ionbound]

I'm not apologizing for art. :smalltongue:
Seriously though, that was hilarious!

You know, if you had left it at the Ramen Pool, I might have let this go. It was breaking my muzzle, drugging Civvy, and making it look like I drank myself unconscious that made this personal.

[Arkhosia]

You know, if you had left it at the Ramen Pool, I might have let this go. It was breaking my muzzle, drugging Civvy, and making it look like I drank myself unconscious that made this personal.

You tried to burn my face off!
And i was trying to just K.O. you. I only did that because you nearly burned my face off, bitch!

[Ashen Lilies]

Giiiiiiirl, she tried to burn your face off? Oh no she di'n't!

...
Never do this to me again, Kal.

[Ionbound]

You tried to burn my face off!
And i was trying to just K.O. you. I only did that because you nearly burned my face off, bitch!

I tried to burn your face because you broke my muzzle! Do you know what that equates to on a human face?! No? YOU BROKE MY FACE! Nose? GONE! Lower Jaw? GONE! Anything in between? GONE!

[Arkhosia]

I tried to burn your face because you broke my muzzle! Do you know what that equates to on a human face?! No? YOU BROKE MY FACE! Nose? GONE! Lower Jaw? GONE! Anything in between? GONE!

It's called a healing potion.
And apologies, then. I was not aware of the severity.

[Ionbound]

It's called a healing potion.
And apologies, then. I was not aware of the severity.

Yeah, I got fixed up pretty quick afterwards...Still. If I run into you and Magtok, you guys had better familiarize yourselves with how to stitch up a deep claw wound.

[Arkhosia]

Yeah, I got fixed up pretty quick afterwards...Still. If I run into you and Magtok, you guys had better familiarize yourselves with how to stitch up a deep claw wound.

thanks for the warning.

[Taet]

My life is less like a soap opera than this, and I literally live in a constant string of multiple-barreled firearms and cannibalized spouses.

Inside! Magazine wants to write about you! Come to Hodgepodge Street for a talk and we may even write about things you did say and do! :smallwink:


Alright...okay, I got some sleep, and now I think I can handle this, without gaping blankly and struggling to understand how anyone could be so terribly wrong about something.

Ordinary silicon golem? No. That's not what I am. Nothing golem-ish to do with me. I don't know what ruby backbones or mixed aromas or vibrate settings have to do with golems, but last I checked, I didn't have any of that magicky nonsense either.

He looked at me!

He saw what you thought about him.

Oh no I am going to die.

Yes.

[TechnoScrabble]

I assisted in returning Leonard to his race. Reward?

1000 gold. Inside bank box ten.

[Beans]

Inside! Magazine wants to write about you! Come to Hodgepodge Street for a talk and we may even write about things you did say and do! :smallwink:

I have a better idea.
Nerve gas.

[ThirdEmperor]

One thousand? Hope you missed a zero there. Hardly pays for ammo in these parts.

[Lord Magtok]

Apologies. My player doesn't have much time to post, or that great a memory, and has been trying to sort out OoC from IC knowledge for the past week or so, which is why response has been slow.

I have similar suspicions to yours, and the desire to investigate, but in immediate answer to your query: try dragon bone.

Alright, but just to clarify, are you suggesting I employ a fragment of the skeleton of a dragon, or are you rudely telling me to get lost, and go screw a giant, fire-breathing lizard?



I tried to burn your face because you broke my muzzle! Do you know what that equates to on a human face?! No? YOU BROKE MY FACE! Nose? GONE! Lower Jaw? GONE! Anything in between? GONE!

Wow, that was some punch! Ark, remind me not to get on your bad side, would you? :smalleek:

[Arkhosia]

"Alright, but just to clarify, are you suggesting I employ a fragment of the skeleton of a dragon, or are you rudely telling me to get lost, and go screw a giant, fire-breathing lizard?"




Wow, that was some punch! Ark, remind me not to get on your bad side, would you? :smalleek:

You should not get on my bad side, Magtok. :smalltongue:

[Tris]

Ho, ehtyoush! Iot not!

[Ashen Lilies]

The former, Magtok. It's known to kill demons of this sort, and counteract their corruption.

[Arkhosia]

Update on Therlynn: She also shot Magtok with an arrow...

IN THE GODDAMN ****ING KNEE! Seriously, who does that!? It's the worst joke ever!

[Darkcomet]

AUTOMATED MESSAGE:

The construction of the Evolution Industries Class 4 installation has been delayed indefinitely. We apologize for the inconvenience.

[The Bushranger]

If that is truly how you feel of me, Clarissa, then I regret to have been so sadly misunderstanding of your true nature.

[Tris]

Wea apo pwoea sprweapo ewap ooeow in the khcw? Thei dnpweap sosoe for.

[Beans]

Za gose gimou Bekki go zishujou do gziragen Kusasiga-gara. Zadagzi za kabomon daren mudunzegasu.

[Ionbound]

Update on Therlynn: She also shot Magtok with an arrow...

IN THE GODDAMN ****ING KNEE! Seriously, who does that!? It's the worst joke ever!

Hey, you two idiots were running away, where else was I supposed to hit him? And what is this joke you two keep blathering about?

[Arkhosia]

Hey, you two idiots were running away, where else was I supposed to hit him? And what is this joke you two keep blathering about?

'I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee'.
Also, apparently 'took an arrow to the knee' was old slang that means 'got married'.

[TechnoScrabble]

'I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee'.
Also, apparently 'took an arrow to the knee' was old slang that means 'got married'.

So Maggy went on an adventure and married a werewolf?

[Arkhosia]

So Maggy went on an adventure and married a werewolf?

No. The bitch shot him in the knee with an arrow.
Yes, pun intended. :smalltongue:

[BladeofObliviom]

The former, Magtok. It's known to kill demons of this sort, and counteract their corruption.

...You're ****ing kidding. So when Kal was asking about demon cures, I could have solved that whole ridiculous dispute with a ****ing nail file? ****!


On a different note, people who seem to be convinced that they're AMEN's designated spokespeople, please just sit down and think about what you're writing. Evil is allowed to be petty once in a while, but this is getting silly and embarrassing.

[Tris]

I thisisge pettyo whil nllt hist. :smallfrown:

[Ashen Lilies]

AUTOMATED MESSAGE:

The construction of the Evolution Industries Class 4 installation has been delayed indefinitely. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Giant explosions and rifts in space-time do tend to be pretty inconvenient, yes. What an embarrassingly catastrophic failure! No doubt the consequence of flawed design principles: we were all laughing about it in the office! I heard the hacks up on floor 31 got a better view of it though. I'll have to hijack their observatory some time.

This could get confusing.

[Lord Raziere]

Sigh.
Sigh.
Your plot line not starting either?
Nope. We both got made for plots yet they aren't happening ugh. now what do we do?
Speak for yourself, I got replaced by a catfolk with steampunk doodads.
Yea. too be far my good dragonfolk, you are kind of powerful.
Yes. probably not the RP for your kind of power, Zarakkan.
Hrmph. I will be going then.
So, what do we do, Miss Hujing? We need to make an entrance somehow.
I don't know about you Jenar, but I'm going to go kill some Grimm
Did a dragonfolk guy who sounded like me come by?
It was your imagination, Valcario.

[Tris]

Giant explosions and rifts in space-time do tend to be pretty inconvenient, yes. What an embarrassingly catastrophic failure! No doubt the consequence of flawed design principles: we were all laughing about it in the office! I heard the hacks up on floor 31 got a better view of it though. I'll have to hijack their observatory some time.

This could get confusing.

Rtsri it sanga-toac! Dmlr toac masg toac Utucarit it gaari fmsa atsri tuc?

[Tris]

Hid tdi rryd tryrd byin tuond chue oo yrr?

[Tris]

Fido! Idon gr fid id molemt!

[ThePhantom]

The Wall Witch doesn't understand what you are saying.

[Aric Kale]

Neither do I, Miss Witch.

Thatcher, if you're looking for me, I've been kidnapped, and [REDACTED]

Why would I be looking for you? Are you a pyromancer looking to join the Forged?

Trucido, I have seen that you are bewitching the minds of individuals with The Force. This will not stop me. I will take you back to Coruscant to face a fair trial.

[Darkcomet]

ooooh weird drama

CHALK FIGHT

[Recaiden]

Come and try it, fallen Jedi.

[Hattish Thing]

Trucido, I have seen that you are bewitching the minds of individuals with The Force. This will not stop me. I will take you back to Coruscant to face a fair trial.

I'm not bewitching anyone, you ignorant fool. They come to me willingly in order to learn the honorable practice of Sith Force Training. I don't expect you to stop your silly crusade against me...

But I do wonder just how far you're willing to go. I'm training women, children, cripples, fighters. I make them strong, and mighty, and confident. I give these people my knowledge and help create strong men and women, improving their lives.

I give them homes, training, and the equipment needed for survival in the harsh terrains of The Nexus. They are my students and my apprentices. Are you really so close-minded and cruel as to target them to?

Can you live with yourself, Garn?


Come anywhere near me... And I will defend my Academy and my students with my life.