Porthos
2014-01-06, 06:01 PM
Welcome to The Stick Awards II: Second Edition! :smallsmile:
The Stick Awards are handed out to the best strips of all time as chosen by our fellow Playgrounders.
This week we are covering the comic strips 281 through 290.
For full details about the Stick Awards, please check out the main thread here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=283609).
To read more about the original Stick Awards, created by Nazzo, the 102nd, please read his thread here. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34791)
To vote in this thread, simply state which comic of the ten listed is your favorite. Bolding the number of the comic (Like this) helps it stand out.
Voting for this week will close on January 13th, 4pm EST. Any votes made after that will NOT count toward the totals.
Last time, http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/trytoguess/Shojo.png: 277 The Crayons of Time: Breaking Up is Hard to Do (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) culminated a long tale of heroics and sorrows that caused all of the other entrants to acklowedge that it should be the winner this time out.
Who will win the award this week? We only get to find out once you start voting :smallsmile:
It's a time of new beginnings and new traditions started. But just because we are out with the old, doesn't mean we shouldn't stick to the tried and true. So with that in mind pull up a chair and tell us just who deserves to become the winner of.....
.THE STICK AWARDS II: 0281 - 0290
281 Get the Lead Out (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0281.html)
282 Closing Arguments (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0282.html)
283 Rock the Vote (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0283.html)
284 Shattered Expectations (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0284.html)
285 A Moment of Truth (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0285.html)
286 A Minor Glitch (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0286.html)
287 Paladins Make Good Tour Guides (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0287.html)
288 First Word... (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0288.html)
289 Senility Now! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0289.html)
290 Shojo's Big Secret (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0290.html)
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For ease of reading, What Haley Said, courtesy of the thread of the same name (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4909). :smallsmile:
#284
Zktv?
What?
Fx, ztbv, vktv aupqbev qxusf'v ntou sufsu. Qtzs qxf'v zxpo vktv ztd.
No, wait, that verdict doesn't make sense. Laws don't work that way.
B'au suuf ufxlck xi nd Vkbuaus' Clbwq ipbufqs sufv vx jpbsxf vx ofxz vktv vkbs skxlwq ktau huuf t exfabevbxf.
I've seen enough of my Thieves' Guild friends sent to prison to know that this should have been conviction.
Hlv...hlv bv qxusf'v ntou tfd sufsu!
But...but it doesn't make any sense!
FX! B'n fxt XO, vkbs zkxwu vpbtw ntqu FX SUFSU!
No! I'm not OK, this whole trial made NO SENSE!
Zu ZUPU clbwvd! Bv skxlwq ktau huuf t clbwvd aupqbev! B etf lfqupsvtfq bi vkud ztfvuq vx puqleu vku sufvufeu qlu vx cku ebpelnsvtfeus, hlv bv skxlwq ktau svbww huuf t clbwvd aupqbev.
We WERE guilty! It should have been a guilty verdict! I can understand if they wanted to reduce the sentence due to the circumstances, but it should have been a guilty verdict.
Xk, fuaup nbfq, B qxf'v ofxz zkd B'n hxvkupbfc.
Oh, never mind, I don't know why I'm bothering.
Ztbv - uwtf, zktv qbq dxl rlsv std?
Wait-Elan, what did you just say?
Xk nd cxqs, Uwtf! Vktv's bv! Uwtf, dxl'pu t cufbls!
Oh my gods, Elan! That's it! Elan, you're a genius!
#285
Rst azq'e tqmgowezqm kg, ws hge kg xtwe wzr efze rst'og z couyum lueaf zqd rsto efuyfw hssp cze uq efze zokso.
You can't understand me, so let me just say that you're a frigid bitch and your thighs look fat in that armor.
The Stick Awards are handed out to the best strips of all time as chosen by our fellow Playgrounders.
This week we are covering the comic strips 281 through 290.
For full details about the Stick Awards, please check out the main thread here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=283609).
To read more about the original Stick Awards, created by Nazzo, the 102nd, please read his thread here. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34791)
To vote in this thread, simply state which comic of the ten listed is your favorite. Bolding the number of the comic (Like this) helps it stand out.
Voting for this week will close on January 13th, 4pm EST. Any votes made after that will NOT count toward the totals.
Last time, http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/trytoguess/Shojo.png: 277 The Crayons of Time: Breaking Up is Hard to Do (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) culminated a long tale of heroics and sorrows that caused all of the other entrants to acklowedge that it should be the winner this time out.
Who will win the award this week? We only get to find out once you start voting :smallsmile:
It's a time of new beginnings and new traditions started. But just because we are out with the old, doesn't mean we shouldn't stick to the tried and true. So with that in mind pull up a chair and tell us just who deserves to become the winner of.....
.THE STICK AWARDS II: 0281 - 0290
281 Get the Lead Out (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0281.html)
282 Closing Arguments (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0282.html)
283 Rock the Vote (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0283.html)
284 Shattered Expectations (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0284.html)
285 A Moment of Truth (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0285.html)
286 A Minor Glitch (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0286.html)
287 Paladins Make Good Tour Guides (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0287.html)
288 First Word... (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0288.html)
289 Senility Now! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0289.html)
290 Shojo's Big Secret (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0290.html)
====
For ease of reading, What Haley Said, courtesy of the thread of the same name (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4909). :smallsmile:
#284
Zktv?
What?
Fx, ztbv, vktv aupqbev qxusf'v ntou sufsu. Qtzs qxf'v zxpo vktv ztd.
No, wait, that verdict doesn't make sense. Laws don't work that way.
B'au suuf ufxlck xi nd Vkbuaus' Clbwq ipbufqs sufv vx jpbsxf vx ofxz vktv vkbs skxlwq ktau huuf t exfabevbxf.
I've seen enough of my Thieves' Guild friends sent to prison to know that this should have been conviction.
Hlv...hlv bv qxusf'v ntou tfd sufsu!
But...but it doesn't make any sense!
FX! B'n fxt XO, vkbs zkxwu vpbtw ntqu FX SUFSU!
No! I'm not OK, this whole trial made NO SENSE!
Zu ZUPU clbwvd! Bv skxlwq ktau huuf t clbwvd aupqbev! B etf lfqupsvtfq bi vkud ztfvuq vx puqleu vku sufvufeu qlu vx cku ebpelnsvtfeus, hlv bv skxlwq ktau svbww huuf t clbwvd aupqbev.
We WERE guilty! It should have been a guilty verdict! I can understand if they wanted to reduce the sentence due to the circumstances, but it should have been a guilty verdict.
Xk, fuaup nbfq, B qxf'v ofxz zkd B'n hxvkupbfc.
Oh, never mind, I don't know why I'm bothering.
Ztbv - uwtf, zktv qbq dxl rlsv std?
Wait-Elan, what did you just say?
Xk nd cxqs, Uwtf! Vktv's bv! Uwtf, dxl'pu t cufbls!
Oh my gods, Elan! That's it! Elan, you're a genius!
#285
Rst azq'e tqmgowezqm kg, ws hge kg xtwe wzr efze rst'og z couyum lueaf zqd rsto efuyfw hssp cze uq efze zokso.
You can't understand me, so let me just say that you're a frigid bitch and your thighs look fat in that armor.