Floyd's Apartment

[Nevrmore]

It lies on the sixth floor, overlooking the Streets of the Town. The door is plastered with the room number - "616." The door is left wide open, but that does not mean that Floyd, in a fit of absent-mindedness, let it open to the world. While he resides in his abode, he has played the song Invitation Only, casting a mystical spell that will only allow people inside by him allowing them to. Anyone else who tries to get it will at best find themselves repelled as if there were a wall there, at worst be shocked by the unseen electrical force.

Floyd sits in the center of his room, looking out into the hallway, munching on three day old pizza. His room is just as dirty and disheveled as he is, with clothes, food, and trash that are all god-knows-how-old thrown every which way, and the stench of mildew hangs in the air. The guitarist patiently waits for anyone to come by after advertising his services around town.

[Ayya the Fearsome]

Ayya passes the room, then, looking in, sees a guitarist, then screams, ROCK ON!

[Nevrmore]

Floyd sticks a hand in the air, contorting his fingers into the international symbol of rock

"You said it, sis! ROCK!"

[Ayya the Fearsome]

WWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOSH PIT!!!!!!!!!!! Ayya begins to thrash around in the hallway, bumping everybody passing.

[Saurous]

A small purple glow fills the hallway outside. It flashes twice, and then a pale, white Ulitharid steps out. He looks around, and then is bumped out of the way by Ayya.

Ow...

[Nevrmore]

"This chick is hardcore!"

[Ayya the Fearsome]

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ayya "accidently" kicks Ctrazt in the face, knocking out a tooth.((do they even have teeth?))

[Saurous]

Ctrazt flops backwards from the kick.

Alright, that's enough.

Ctrazt lifts Ayya up with his psionic powers, and holds her against a wall.

Can I get past first?

Ctrazt walks over to the side, holding his hand against his head.

Alright, continue.

[Ayya the Fearsome]

okay! Ayya casts dispel magic, then continues to mosh.

[Nevrmore]

"That chick is totally hot." Floyd nods to himself as Ayya continues her path of destruction.

[Saurous]

Annoying, if you ask me.

Ctrazt emits a psionic feeling of annoyance and then stands out of the way of Ayya's path.

[Nevrmore]

Floyd looks at Ctrazt with a raised brow,

""Dude, there's an amputated octopus on your face.

[Saurous]

Gee, I wonder if that's because I'm an ILLITHID!

[Nevrmore]

"Eww, you're one of those people who has sex with sea creatures??"

[Ayya the Fearsome]

Join in!!!!!!! 2 person mosh pit!!!!!!! Ayya gestures for Floyd to join.

[Saurous]

...

Ctrazt doesn't say anything, but puts his head in his head, making an annoyed sob.

No, and Illithid is a abberation that have massive psionic powers. They are not humans that have sex with sea creatures.

[Nevrmore]

"...Oh." Floyd says, nodding sagely as if he had known that the whole time. He turns to Ayya, "Hold that thought, babe, I've got to talk to the abomination." He says, standing up. "So, if you're not here to partake in our growing moshpit, is there a reason you've come to my room?"

[Saurous]

Not abomination, Abberation! Also, I ended up teleporting here. Teleporting via psionics is not very reliable

[Nevrmore]

"Right, whatever, Abraham." Floyd says, waving indignantly, "Nobody ever wants to see the extent of my totally godlike bardic powers."

[Saurous]

Aberation! If you don't mind, I'll be sitting over there, waiting for my teleport power to come back.

Ctrazt goes and sits down in the hallway.

[Nevrmore]

"What a weird armageddon." Floyd says. He then jumps out of his room ((his Invitation Only spell doesn't affect him)) and joins in the mosh with Ayya.

[Lord Magtok]

((He's too lazy to simply walk out of the building and head wherever he needs to go on foot?))

[Saurous]

((Yeah, he is))

Suddenly, my sanity has left me. Might as well have fun while waiting for the spell to come back

He stands, and then is immediatly knocked back down by Ayya and Floyd.

Okay, maybe not.

[Nevrmore]

Floyd, after knocking down everything conceivably able to be knocked down, stops to take a breath.

"Man, I haven't moshed like that in awhile!" He says, breathing. He pulls a small index card out of his pocket and writes "Official Invitation from Floyd" on it, handing it to Ayya. "There, baby, now you can come into my room anytime you want, as long as you got that." He says, winking. He walks back into his room.

[Ayya the Fearsome]

((don't call me baby.))

yay!!!!! floyd and ayya ROCK OUT!!!!!!!

Ayya takes a bass guitar out of nowhere and RAWKS!!!!!

[Deus Mortus]

((yes sweet things, long legs and bootycall are way cooler!))

[Ayya the Fearsome]

wooooo!!!! Ayya runs full speed at Dues, knocking him into the wall. mosh pit!!!!

[Deus Mortus]

((You are aware that it's spelled Deus, that I do not have a town character with that name and that I posted in OOC?))

[Ayya the Fearsome]

((yes, but I don't care.))

[Deus Mortus]

((OK, just checking))

[Nevrmore]

((don't call me baby.))
((T'is not I, milady. Floyd will call anyone of the female gender "baby", or even "mama", "chickodee", and, in one paculiar case, "Mommy long legs."))

[Ayya the Fearsome]

((okay....well, ON WITH TEH MOSH PIT!))

Ayya joins Floyd in his room and starts trashing the place. don't worry, ayya clean up later. :biggrin:

[Nevrmore]

"Pfft, like I care!" Floyd says as Ayya destroys his only home.

[Ayya the Fearsome]

yeah!!!!! All of a sudden, the music stops, and we look around the room, trying to find out what happened. At the door, the landlord stands, his ears practically blowing steam. What. Are. You. Doing?, he says, trying to get me sued for damage? uhhhh..., Ayya replies, what?

[Nevrmore]

"Oh Cheezit." Floyd says as the landlord comes up to his door. He looks around and does the only thing he could think of - play a song. "Supersonic!" He sings, and suddenly he disapears, leaving a whirwind of loose items flying around in his wake. The landlord finds himself upended and falls onto his ass as Floyd shoots out of the apartment complex at impossible speeds.