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Xyphan
2014-01-12, 04:13 AM
We are going to write a story one sentence at a time I'll start.

The day was tuesday, the man was a hero.

Serpentine
2014-01-12, 10:39 AM
It started like any Tuesday: with green eggs and ham.

Tiiba
2014-01-15, 10:17 AM
The ham (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LargeHam) bellowed into his bullhorn, "Enough!"

AKA_Bait
2014-01-24, 11:49 AM
This caused the green eggs to get a migraine.

Elricaltovilla
2014-01-24, 01:22 PM
The Green Eggs went looking for some aspirin for their migrane, but they were out!

Silverbit
2014-01-24, 02:09 PM
And so they set out into the world to obtain some.

ElenionAncalima
2014-01-24, 02:59 PM
The legends told of aspirin to be found, deep within the Marshmallow Forest.

AKA_Bait
2014-01-24, 03:33 PM
To reach the aspirin, Green Eggs would have to swim the Pudding Pond in the center of the forest to reach the Isle of Analgesics.

the_fennecfox
2014-02-04, 09:51 AM
Green eggs knew it couldn't make it there alone, so he enlisted the help of ham.

smuchmuch
2014-02-04, 07:12 PM
The man (who was also a hero) was starring at the elements of his breakfeast talking to each other and fiding it vaguely sureal.

Duck999
2014-02-21, 08:24 AM
He got so creeped out, that he threw them out the window.

JBPuffin
2014-02-23, 08:33 PM
This fell right into the foodstuffs' theoretical hands, however; happily, they began the slow crawl to the Marshmallow Forest.

Krug
2014-03-06, 09:28 AM
But to their surprise the Marshmallow Forest was not a forest; but a marsh.

Targ Collective
2014-03-18, 09:10 PM
Working together they reached the Isle of Analgesics easily.

The hero meanwhile was working on another breakfast. "Blasted wizards" he muttered, "shouldn't be allowed".

Hexenarethi
2014-08-01, 12:00 AM
[I will not write just one sentence]

The hero finished his breakfast. It had truly been an eventful five minutes. When he finished, he found extreme pain as a dragon shredded his skin with its claws.

backwaterj
2014-08-08, 12:29 AM
"Oh, dreadfully sorry," said the dragon, "I thought you were one of those human-shaped talon sharpeners; shall we go scare up some more breakfast?"

draken50
2014-08-08, 03:51 PM
The man thoughtfully contemplated this, as he grew lightheaded from the tremendous loss of blood.

Targ Collective
2014-08-08, 07:32 PM
The dragon noticed this and thoughtfully breathed healing flames to bring our hero to full health, then turned into a chicken.

draken50
2014-08-12, 05:42 PM
So it goes.

byzantineblue
2014-08-12, 05:50 PM
The hero shook his head in dismay and had drumsticks for lunch that day.

backwaterj
2014-08-12, 09:01 PM
The orcish war chanter who was playing the drums with said sticks grabbed him by the collar, yelling: "What's the big idea?!"

Targ Collective
2014-08-12, 09:05 PM
The Hero smiled at him and said, B-Kawk! Because he had turned into a chicken too.

AsteronIronhoof
2014-08-22, 01:28 PM
Meanwhile, green eggs found the aspirin guarded by a Band of AIDS.

copycatcat
2014-09-27, 05:28 PM
Green Eggs had to make a Will save.

backwaterj
2014-09-27, 08:25 PM
Green Egg failed his will save and was suddenly possessed by the Ghost of Aspirin Past.

Targ Collective
2014-09-27, 09:32 PM
Fortunately the Ghost of Aspirin Past immediately left and then turned into a ghostly chicken.

SpeedWitch
2014-09-28, 03:58 AM
While his friend recovered from the spiritual experience, Ham charged the Band of AIDS and the AIDS, who were cowardly in nature, fled into a small box.

Sange
2014-09-29, 02:56 PM
But a member of the band of AIDS suddenly became courageous and a 23rd-level wizard.

copycatcat
2014-09-29, 03:43 PM
This wizard had a ridiculous Spellcraft boost item, and cast enslave on everyone within a mile.

Targ Collective
2014-09-29, 07:44 PM
However the spell backfired on the wizard and caused him to be enslaved by everyone in a mile. Outraged, he turned into a rooster.

Dire Moose
2014-10-01, 06:28 PM
The orcish war chanter promptly beheaded the hero-chicken, cooked it, and had it for breakfast.

SpeedWitch
2014-10-01, 08:23 PM
Green Eggs and Ham took the opportunity to knock over the Aspirin container and collect their reward!

Unfortunately, all the Aspirin fell from the cupboard and landed on the Orc's breakfast.

Dagger Eye
2014-10-02, 05:47 AM
Green eggs triumphantly proclamed "I will be a Chicken!" And ate the orc's breakfast.

backwaterj
2014-10-02, 05:31 PM
The orc's breakfast promptly turned into a chicken inside Green Eggs, with predictable results.

AvatarVecna
2014-10-03, 04:11 AM
The orc, preferring not to think about age-old philosophical questions so early in the morning, smashed the eggs into pieces before they could hatch and begin the cycle anew.

Targ Collective
2014-10-03, 07:59 AM
...Or at least he ATTEMPTED to, but before, he could, he turned into a Dire Chicken. B-KAWK!

SpeedWitch
2014-10-06, 02:02 AM
While the Dire Chicken chased ham around the plate, Green Eggs began to stress out about the embryo inside of him and decided to call his mother for advice.

backwaterj
2014-10-06, 02:32 PM
Green Eggs' mother, Easter Eggs, assured him that she knew what an emotional time this was in a young breakfast's life and he had her unconditional support, then she also turned into a dire chicken.

OzzyKP
2014-10-07, 10:18 AM
The day was tuesday, the man was a hero. It started like any Tuesday: with green eggs and ham.

The ham bellowed into his bullhorn, "Enough!"

This caused the green eggs to get a migraine. The Green Eggs went looking for some aspirin for their migrane, but they were out! And so they set out into the world to obtain some. The legends told of aspirin to be found, deep within the Marshmallow Forest. To reach the aspirin, Green Eggs would have to swim the Pudding Pond in the center of the forest to reach the Isle of Analgesics. Green eggs knew it couldn't make it there alone, so he enlisted the help of ham.

The man (who was also a hero) was starring at the elements of his breakfast talking to each other and finding it vaguely surreal. He got so creeped out, that he threw them out the window. This fell right into the foodstuffs' theoretical hands, however; happily, they began the slow crawl to the Marshmallow Forest.

But to their surprise the Marshmallow Forest was not a forest; but a marsh. Working together they reached the Isle of Analgesics easily.

The hero meanwhile was working on another breakfast. "Blasted wizards" he muttered, "shouldn't be allowed". The hero finished his breakfast. It had truly been an eventful five minutes. When he finished, he found extreme pain as a dragon shredded his skin with its claws.

"Oh, dreadfully sorry," said the dragon, "I thought you were one of those human-shaped talon sharpeners; shall we go scare up some more breakfast?"

The man thoughtfully contemplated this, as he grew lightheaded from the tremendous loss of blood. The dragon noticed this and thoughtfully breathed healing flames to bring our hero to full health, then turned into a chicken. So it goes. The hero shook his head in dismay and had drumsticks for lunch that day.

The orcish war chanter who was playing the drums with said sticks grabbed him by the collar, yelling: "What's the big idea?!"

The Hero smiled at him and said,” B-Kawk!” Because he had turned into a chicken too.

Meanwhile, green eggs found the aspirin guarded by a Band of AIDS. Green Eggs had to make a Will save. Green Egg failed his will save and was suddenly possessed by the Ghost of Aspirin Past. Fortunately the Ghost of Aspirin Past immediately left and then turned into a ghostly chicken.

While his friend recovered from the spiritual experience, Ham charged the Band of AIDS and the AIDS, who were cowardly in nature, fled into a small box. But a member of the band of AIDS suddenly became courageous and a 23rd-level wizard. This wizard had a ridiculous Spellcraft boost item, and cast enslave on everyone within a mile. However the spell backfired on the wizard and caused him to be enslaved by everyone in a mile. Outraged, he turned into a rooster.

The orcish war chanter promptly beheaded the hero-chicken, cooked it, and had it for breakfast.

Green Eggs and Ham took the opportunity to knock over the Aspirin container and collect their reward! Unfortunately, all the Aspirin fell from the cupboard and landed on the Orc's breakfast.

Green eggs triumphantly proclaimed "I will be a Chicken!" And ate the orc's breakfast.

The orc's breakfast promptly turned into a chicken inside Green Eggs, with predictable results. . The orc, preferring not to think about age-old philosophical questions so early in the morning, smashed the eggs into pieces before they could hatch and begin the cycle anew.

...Or at least he ATTEMPTED to, but before, he could, he turned into a Dire Chicken. B-KAWK!

While the Dire Chicken chased ham around the plate, Green Eggs began to stress out about the embryo inside of him and decided to call his mother for advice. Green Eggs' mother, Easter Eggs, assured him that she knew what an emotional time this was in a young breakfast's life and he had her unconditional support, then she also turned into a dire chicken.

Heartbroken by his mother’s sacrifice, but grateful for the opportunity this gave him to save Ham, Green Eggs passed the phone to the former orc, hoping the sound of a fellow dire chicken would calm his rage.

Targ Collective
2014-10-14, 05:12 AM
At this point the General appeared, crying Stop that! It's silly! He did not turn into a chicken - military discipline you know.

SpeedWitch
2014-10-15, 06:37 PM
The General then turned into a baby eagle and joined the dire chicken in chasing ham around the table.

backwaterj
2014-10-17, 06:40 PM
Ham at this point was quite frantic, so he grabbed from the pile the One Aspirin to Rule Them All and swallowed it.

Dire Moose
2014-10-19, 09:57 PM
Ham promptly exploded, killing everyone.

ericgrau
2014-10-20, 12:52 AM
This caused Green Eggs to hatch Green Chicks.

Targ Collective
2014-10-20, 02:40 AM
Suddenly, a mysterious boinging noise happened - what could it be?

backwaterj
2014-10-20, 04:45 PM
What could it be, indeed, except the Time Gremlins, cackling with spiteful glee!

SpeedWitch
2014-10-27, 12:36 AM
They offered themselves to the confused chicks as servants, claiming that the babes were children of the One Aspirin to Rule Them All, and blessed with demonic powers beyond imagining.

Dudeons
2014-10-31, 10:03 PM
Among these powers was the ability to turn birds into any form they pleased.

Mr. Pie
2014-11-01, 05:09 AM
The Time Gremlins smiled "We can teach you to use your demonic powers, so long as you meet our price."

Targ Collective
2014-11-01, 07:16 AM
The Green Chicks concentrated... Suddenly, through their demonic powers, time rolled back...!

The day was Tuesday, the man was a hero.

Dire Moose
2014-11-01, 11:49 PM
He heard a knock at the door, and opened it to find an army of 1000 orcs.

SpeedWitch
2014-11-02, 08:29 PM
They promptly declared, "We've come for the chosen," and snatched the hero's breakfast from the table.

backwaterj
2014-11-03, 07:13 AM
"Oh no, my breakfast!" lamented the hero briefly before simply ordering another.

black-jack
2014-11-10, 04:29 AM
Unfortunately, they were out of green eggs and ham, so the hero set out to retrieve his breakfast from the orcs.

Dire Moose
2014-11-12, 11:24 PM
He was too late; the orcs had eaten it already.

SpeedWitch
2014-11-13, 01:13 AM
This cannot stand! a scratchy voice spoke from within his mind. If you cannot have them on a dish, you will have them in entrails!

The skies grew dark, the hero grimaced, and chickens began to rain down from above.

Archonic Energy
2014-11-13, 08:17 AM
Bob was there too.

Chas Kramer
2014-11-14, 10:37 AM
Bob, the Dire-Arch-Uberlord of the time gremlins, smiled at such a good display of demonic power, and just to add a personal touch to the spell, commanded all chicken to fly towards every derriere in the room.

Targ Collective
2014-11-16, 10:46 PM
Suddenly through demonic powers, time rolled back...!

In the beginning there was void. Bored, it created something.

backwaterj
2014-11-20, 07:26 PM
And lo! There was matter! Unfortunately, with matter in the picture Void was no longer Void and had a serious identity crisis, requiring millennia of counseling.

GorinichSerpant
2014-11-24, 04:27 AM
And thuse the first counselor was born, before there was anything.

SpeedWitch
2014-11-29, 12:47 AM
She was soon followed by the first support group, as powerful cosmic beings came into existence over the millennia.