View Full Version : Far Realm

2007-01-22, 02:54 AM
.welcome to the faR realM ThiS IS WherE AlL The rEALLy WeirD StufF HappenS. Soahc si dog ereh. It get?
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Gods, I love the Far Realm," says she.

{Anything you say and do in the Far Realm is distorted, so do something interesting with it. Speak backwards, capitalize the end of every word, bold every other letter . . . whatever. Okay?}

2007-01-27, 11:53 PM
Scylla around looks. "InTerEstIng Place This Is An." Grins she. "NyarLaThoTep I Can BeLieve Lives Here."
Past floats slug flying a.

2007-01-29, 12:55 AM
{.You seem to have done the polL. ?Why aren't you postinG?}

Vespe Ratavo
2007-01-29, 09:40 PM
{Becuad I KAN!}
Vepe speeks inside and walks to upside green. CABBAGES

2007-01-29, 09:43 PM
((Because the poll seems rigged))

2007-01-29, 09:53 PM
{The poll is a complete joke, Kyran. I came up with the tread before I came up with the poll.}

2007-01-29, 09:56 PM
((I know that, but seriously, some of the names of the voted appear under EACH answer. That's not possible))

2007-01-29, 09:57 PM
{Why not? It's a multiple-answer question-and it doesn't mean anything anyway!}

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-01-29, 09:58 PM
((You could have voted for all of them. I did.))

2007-01-29, 09:59 PM
{Hell, so did I!}

2007-01-30, 05:06 PM
The illithid swims through the layers, trailed behind by a large globular mass of plasma. As the front extends after him the rest slowly drags behind. They swims to a green pipe coming out of thin air and disappear.

2007-01-30, 05:10 PM
Pii-kah. Piii-kah. Pi-kah. The strange creature chimes like a sonar system as it floats through the viscuous air, a lone tentacle draped over it with a small, fluorescent glowing bulb lighting the way through the darkness, like some sort of angler fish creature. It's mouth was circular and lined with rows upon rows of razor sharp teeth. When some morsel of food got close enough, the teeth began spinning as if on a conveyor belt, emitting a shrill noise like a power drill as it completely vaporizes the object into its prime components, which the creature promptly swallows. To those who can see through the piercing darkness, its head is all that can be seen, for the rest of its body is somehow, inexplicably, tucked into its neck, propelling it forward at a constant rate. It searches for food.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-01-30, 07:05 PM
To cheese; NOT THE ca88es!

Manifest the green light for great victoly! screms the wicked witkch of the southwest, as she slowly opliectirans through the okklili.

2007-01-30, 07:17 PM
((If only we could vote for "WTF" multiple times.))

2007-01-30, 07:46 PM
"!HILE unto thee all as visiteth HERE!" Scylla grinS. "ThE DaughteR OF ThE TalESpinneR WelcomeS YoU!"
And long tentacles sprout from beneath her coat.

Deus Mortus
2007-01-30, 08:11 PM
A small penguin and a man in black fullplate appear, the penguin screaming, NO I WILL NEVER JOIN THE WINDOWS SIDE DARTH VISTA, after which the man in black armor promptly takes a crap in the penguin mouths, soon after that your view is blocked by multiple paintings trying to sell you products that will enhance your greatsword pop up, a quick flash of blue light later and it is all gone.

2007-01-30, 08:15 PM
The song 'Rubber Biscuit' plays itself over and over again.

Deus Mortus
2007-01-30, 08:22 PM
a little fat boy appears and eats the sound of the music, "Hmm rubber chip cookies" after this he eats a hole in the sky and walks through it.

2007-01-30, 08:24 PM
The song plays on, reverberating through history.
Scylla sings along.

Deus Mortus
2007-01-30, 08:26 PM
History suddenly changes and from now on all chocolate chip cookies become rubber chip cookies.

2007-01-30, 11:45 PM
TDduyoiyvjgh u
{What do you think of the 'song'?}

Daedrous Avari
2007-01-31, 04:54 PM
"Oh Noes!"

Some random dude falls.

Two guys look at him. "O RLY?"

The dude replies, "YA RLY"

Deus Mortus
2007-01-31, 05:03 PM
A large wol flies in and eats the dudes, NO WAI!

2007-01-31, 05:18 PM
Suddenly, history turns into tapioca pudding, killing billions.

Deus Mortus
2007-01-31, 05:25 PM
and then the large fat kid returns and eats the pudding of history, erasing all time and space.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-01-31, 06:16 PM
Vespe the cabbage cleric returns to create history again into a large parody of his computer speakers.

Deus Mortus
2007-01-31, 06:37 PM
Then someone plugs in a pair of headphones and that becomes the future!

2007-01-31, 08:21 PM
AnD StilL ThE MusiC PlayS!
.A bowl of strawberry-dipped cho.C.olates appears, and Scylla eats iT.

2007-02-01, 11:56 AM
The kitten wanders in through the fourth wall.

Oh my golly gosh old chap, what is going off here?

It stops, confused.

Why am I saying things in the language of beans?

It flexes its paws.

Top hole old chap, must be off now, toodle pip!

It then walks back through the fourth wall.

Deus Mortus
2007-02-01, 12:10 PM
The fourth wall looks angrily at the kitten and makes hissing sounds.

2007-02-01, 01:38 PM
The roof backs away slowly from the fourth wall. Then realises that it has no support, and collapses.

2007-02-01, 04:36 PM
Dr. Proctor, a raving mandrill, suddenly appears in a shower of showerheads and begins demanding all sentient beings with at least five exit ways to bend over for a psedoral exam.

2007-02-01, 04:45 PM
A female voice is heard echoing across the realm

"Please remember. Theft is not permitted, except by the curating staff."

Deus Mortus
2007-02-01, 05:15 PM
The large fat boy returns and tries to eat the fourth wall, but the fourth wall is already pretty angry and takes out his frustrations on the boy by eating him.

2007-02-01, 05:17 PM
".this is as normal as we can geT If you still can't deal with it, THAT IS YOUR OWN PROBLEM!!!"

Deus Mortus
2007-02-01, 05:24 PM
Then at once for a few seconds everything turns perfectly normal, just to spite everyone who has gotten used to strangeness.

2007-02-01, 08:28 PM
Scylla laughs at the normality and floats away. She starts to laugh.
A ham-and-cheese sandwich appears. She eats it.