Other Order of the Stick Characters as Gamer Groups

[Carinthium]

It's fairly cliche what the Order of the Stick would be like if there were actual players. But imagine it from other perspectives, as if the group were the PCs? What sort of players would they have? And what sort of GM? Group's I'm thinking:

-Linear Guild
-Team Evil
-Team Tarquin (so called)

Thoughts?