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evyldead
2014-01-20, 07:39 PM
Hey everyone, I have a character who took up the feat Item Familiar why? Because my DM said I can. SO much XP every battle he might get annoyed haha. But he told me to name my weapon... I'm nt good at naming weapons, Im really not.. So I am coming on here to ask for help, what my character does is trip, he trips, and trips and hits every within 15ft of him why cuz he can enlarge person himself. So he trips them all and whe nthey all stand back up he hits them and if they try to move he trips them again. Oh and he hits them right after he trips them ;D. So now I have to name my Guisarme, and i have no idea what I am going to name it ... Any help please??

Chester
2014-01-20, 07:41 PM
Well, John Lennon named his guitar "Mahoney."

Thrudd
2014-01-20, 07:43 PM
Kickasser the Chopinator

Or Francois Le Chopinator. Because it's a French weapon.

AntiTrust
2014-01-20, 07:43 PM
Ankle Biter

(Un)Inspired
2014-01-20, 07:50 PM
The Buttress

Flenderson the Trip hop DJ

Grease-Arm the Guisarme

Stabitha

The Tickler

Johnathan the Polearm

One-Trick the Pony

Crake
2014-01-20, 08:01 PM
Ankle Biter

I second this

evyldead
2014-01-20, 08:03 PM
Ankel biter. Sounds pretty good. any other ones?

herrhauptmann
2014-01-20, 09:37 PM
Large with a spiked chain is 20ft reach, not 15.

Floor sweeper?

What are the enchantments on your weapon? What enchantments do you want on it?
Tell us that, and we'll be able to get you better names.

PraxisVetli
2014-01-21, 10:25 AM
While tripping, introduce them to
Valetinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George DoitzelKaiser III.
Don't hesitate to fall!

Vaz
2014-01-21, 10:39 AM
Guys Arm. Say it in a french accent.

lytokk
2014-01-21, 10:53 AM
Autumn's Strike

HaikenEdge
2014-01-21, 10:56 AM
Bill Nye the Tripper Guy. He likes to explain how gravity works.

Red Fel
2014-01-21, 10:59 AM
Falling Wind. Tumbling Leaves. Grasscutter. The Serpent's Descent.

Twice Humiliated. Salt-for-Wounds.

Angry Crow Takes Flight.

Fitz10019
2014-01-21, 11:09 AM
The French word/phrase for 'trip' is 'faux pas' -- which English uses as a term for a social blunder. So your character can say,

"Pardon my faux pas."

as he trips and slashes folk.

Segev
2014-01-21, 11:11 AM
Face Planter

Jurai
2014-01-21, 12:20 PM
Give it a different name every attack. Why? You chain-ged your mind.

But in all seriousness, name it Spike.

Tragak
2014-01-21, 12:38 PM
Maybe something like Kraken, Python, or Kudzu?


Give it a different name every attack. Why? You chain-ged your mind. …What.

Cirrylius
2014-01-21, 06:18 PM
Humility. Tumbler. Toppler. Genuflector. Pratfall. Foedropper. Footbane.

unseenmage
2014-01-21, 09:32 PM
Name it Diplomacy.
Or Persuasive Argument.

Or Reasoning.
Or Logical Outcome.

Though I usually reserve these names for great big hammers.

Callin
2014-01-21, 09:48 PM
Tabitha

;)

Alefiend
2014-01-21, 10:04 PM
Brown Acid. It'll take you on a bad trip, man. :smalltongue:

evyldead
2014-01-21, 10:51 PM
Large with a spiked chain is 20ft reach, not 15.

Floor sweeper?

What are the enchantments on your weapon? What enchantments do you want on it?
Tell us that, and we'll be able to get you better names.

Its just a +2 guisarme with the feat I took weapon familiar cuz he loves his weapon. I like some of these names though haha keep them comen.

Zombulian
2014-01-21, 11:04 PM
Occam the Razor.

MeiLeTeng
2014-01-21, 11:07 PM
Mr. Slashy

Trip-Trip the Defiler

SassyQuatch
2014-01-21, 11:13 PM
George (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=023bAm7-AgU). kflask