Socratov
2014-01-27, 01:03 PM
No, not the goths or the people shopping at Hot Topic, but bartenders.
It sounds ridiculous, but hear me out.
So we have bartenders. they work at night, rise late in the afternoon and greet everyone with "good morning" around 5 pm. they really become active after sunset (partying like no other), drink a lot as if alcohol doesn't faze them and come sunrise they get really tired, squint at the light as if it were their mortal enemy and go to bed. I have given this great thought since I have become one of them (part-time anyway) and I like my blood where it is. What's more, bartenders have great powers: when standing behind a bar they are prettier then everyone else (see HIMYM Girl vs. suits), have no difficulty of persuading people to try some drinks (I know I do this regularly, even making people think a Tequila Suicide* is a good idea) and are strong (preparing for a bartender is quite the workout: hoisting drinks, moving furniture, some even singlehandedly lift the beer kegs to move them around). So, yeah, I guess bartenders are vampires. What do you think?
*you snort the salt, drink the tequila, and squish the lemon into your eyes
It sounds ridiculous, but hear me out.
So we have bartenders. they work at night, rise late in the afternoon and greet everyone with "good morning" around 5 pm. they really become active after sunset (partying like no other), drink a lot as if alcohol doesn't faze them and come sunrise they get really tired, squint at the light as if it were their mortal enemy and go to bed. I have given this great thought since I have become one of them (part-time anyway) and I like my blood where it is. What's more, bartenders have great powers: when standing behind a bar they are prettier then everyone else (see HIMYM Girl vs. suits), have no difficulty of persuading people to try some drinks (I know I do this regularly, even making people think a Tequila Suicide* is a good idea) and are strong (preparing for a bartender is quite the workout: hoisting drinks, moving furniture, some even singlehandedly lift the beer kegs to move them around). So, yeah, I guess bartenders are vampires. What do you think?
*you snort the salt, drink the tequila, and squish the lemon into your eyes