Temple of Mortus

[Xerillum]

An obsidian tower rises in the own, flanked by two black marble buildings. Cobwebs and skeletons fill the halls. A large red ruby floats above the nightstone altar. It is a gateway to the Dead Realms. This is a temple to Mortus, god of death. A lich priest paces the aisle. Ok, I need ten new sacrifices... a million more minions... and a dilly bar. Servant! Get me a dilly bar of EVIL!

[Deus Mortus]

((It's nice to finally get some recognition here, thanks Xer, also stock the bar with scotch, it's what I drink))

[Renrik]

((spoooooky scotch....))

[Flabbicus]

(What other kind is there? I would have figured him for a lima bean and chianti man myself.)

[Deus Mortus]

((Well you have premium and normal scotch I guess, the first is a mix of a few scotches and the latter of just two or one...))

[Xerillum]

((Actually, it completely slipped my mind. You aren't a god. it's... the other mortus... from grade school... you know... the one that ate paste.)) The lich eats his dilly bar of evil and stocks the minibar with Decomposition Ale.

[Deus Mortus]

((Ah that *******, ****er keeps ruining my evil rep!))

[Xerillum]

He puts a sign in front of the window. "Virgins wanted, inquire within."

[Renrik]

A large, fat orcish woman approaches the temple,sees the sign, and enters.

[Xerillum]

The lich casts hold person on her and places her in the To Be Sacrificed pen... of EVIL!