View Full Version : Temple of Mortus

2007-01-27, 07:53 PM
An obsidian tower rises in the own, flanked by two black marble buildings. Cobwebs and skeletons fill the halls. A large red ruby floats above the nightstone altar. It is a gateway to the Dead Realms. This is a temple to Mortus, god of death. A lich priest paces the aisle. Ok, I need ten new sacrifices... a million more minions... and a dilly bar. Servant! Get me a dilly bar of EVIL!

Deus Mortus
2007-01-27, 08:03 PM
((It's nice to finally get some recognition here, thanks Xer, also stock the bar with scotch, it's what I drink))

2007-01-27, 08:05 PM
((spoooooky scotch....))

2007-01-27, 10:33 PM
(What other kind is there? I would have figured him for a lima bean and chianti man myself.)

Deus Mortus
2007-01-27, 10:37 PM
((Well you have premium and normal scotch I guess, the first is a mix of a few scotches and the latter of just two or one...))

2007-01-28, 09:51 AM
((Actually, it completely slipped my mind. You aren't a god. it's... the other mortus... from grade school... you know... the one that ate paste.)) The lich eats his dilly bar of evil and stocks the minibar with Decomposition Ale.

Deus Mortus
2007-01-28, 10:48 AM
((Ah that *******, ****er keeps ruining my evil rep!))

2007-01-28, 10:57 AM
He puts a sign in front of the window. "Virgins wanted, inquire within."

2007-01-28, 09:46 PM
A large, fat orcish woman approaches the temple,sees the sign, and enters.

2007-01-28, 09:53 PM
The lich casts hold person on her and places her in the To Be Sacrificed pen... of EVIL!