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SpeedWitch
2014-09-16, 06:57 PM
Did he delete it IN the trash file?

EmeraldRose
2014-09-16, 07:16 PM
Are you saying the whole trash file has been deleted?

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-16, 07:22 PM
Why wasn't the file backed up to a secure off-site server?

Orm-Embar
2014-09-16, 07:24 PM
If it's off-site, is it really secure?

Septimus Faber
2014-09-17, 09:56 AM
Is anything really secure in this day and age?

EmeraldRose
2014-09-17, 09:58 AM
Did you forget to tie up the monsters again?

Lheticus
2014-09-17, 10:07 AM
Wasn't that YOUR one job?

SpeedWitch
2014-09-17, 04:29 PM
She doesn't have multiple jobs?

Scarlet Knight
2014-09-17, 10:21 PM
Are they subsumed under "Parent"?

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-18, 08:16 AM
She has a kid?

Laughing Dog
2014-09-18, 06:49 PM
Didn't you know?

EmeraldRose
2014-09-18, 07:10 PM
Wasn't I there?

V: *gasp* Is that today?! Why didn't anyone remind me? I'm not dressed for the occasion!

Scarlet Knight
2014-09-19, 05:49 AM
Were ye out celebratin' Talk Like a Pirate Day, lass?

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-19, 08:10 AM
Does it count if I have such a bad sore throat that I sound like a pirate without even trying?

Orm-Embar
2014-09-19, 10:33 PM
Why wouldn't that count?

Neli42
2014-09-19, 11:13 PM
May a newcomer join the conversation by asking if Moist Lipwig's cookie and Candide's kudos have already been claimed? Or would it be better to posit a question of more comedic substance, such as "do you walk to school or carry your lunch?"

Lheticus
2014-09-20, 07:30 AM
How does that second question have comedic substance, exactly?

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-20, 11:13 AM
Can I bottle and sell comedic substance to aspiring comedians?

FinnLassie
2014-09-20, 12:45 PM
Is it legal?

PurityIcekiller
2014-09-20, 12:55 PM
In which country?

Septimus Faber
2014-09-21, 04:25 PM
Surely statehood is an anachronism?

EmeraldRose
2014-09-21, 04:29 PM
Why are we putting hoods on all the states again?

SpeedWitch
2014-09-21, 04:33 PM
Does this mean all the states are good in the hood?

Drakeburn
2014-09-21, 06:55 PM
What is that even supposed to mean? :smallconfused:

Scarlet Knight
2014-09-21, 07:08 PM
Who can understand these kids today?

FinnLassie
2014-09-21, 07:14 PM
And what about the elderly?

Neli42
2014-09-22, 02:44 AM
Do the elderly and the kids understand one another today?

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-22, 09:22 AM
What about those of us neither kid or elderly?

Lheticus
2014-09-22, 10:38 AM
D'you think we'll ever actually get back to something resembling a coherent topic?

PurityIcekiller
2014-09-22, 11:01 AM
Was our topic ever coherent to begin with?

Lheticus
2014-09-22, 12:13 PM
It must have resembled coherent at some point or other, surely?

Dirtytabs
2014-09-22, 07:57 PM
Where's the fun in that?

Scarlet Knight
2014-09-22, 08:40 PM
Can't you see the relationship between fun and structure?

Orm-Embar
2014-09-23, 07:54 AM
Is it an inverse relationship?

Neli42
2014-09-23, 11:50 AM
Could someone describe the relationship as inverse or, preferably, describe the relationship in verse?

FinnLassie
2014-09-23, 12:07 PM
Aren't you asking a bit too much?

EmeraldRose
2014-09-23, 12:22 PM
Did someone post a limit to how much we can ask? What if I ask for the moon? Will Gru bring it to me? Or would I need to create my own minions and plan to steal it? Would it be better to just hire someone to steal the moon instead of doing it myself? And if I did steal the moon what would I do with it? Is there a market for stolen moons?

Drakeburn
2014-09-23, 03:38 PM
Don't you think you're asking for a bit much?

SpeedWitch
2014-09-23, 03:44 PM
Why can't we ask for more?

FinnLassie
2014-09-23, 06:07 PM
Are you trying to think with your own mind?

Lheticus
2014-09-23, 06:18 PM
Are you trying to think with your own mind?

As opposed to what?

PurityIcekiller
2014-09-24, 12:00 AM
How about you think with my mind instead?

Neli42
2014-09-24, 12:44 AM
Would something amazing happen if we all got together in the same place and thought the same exact thought at the same exact moment?

SpeedWitch
2014-09-24, 02:13 AM
You mean like that one episode of Doctor Who?

Targ Collective
2014-09-24, 02:17 AM
Wasn't that just the kids? (Hellishly creepy episode, that.)

EmeraldRose
2014-09-24, 07:47 AM
Don't I seem to remember it was the entire world who thought about the Doctor and saved him from the Master?

FinnLassie
2014-09-24, 12:35 PM
Are you the Doctor?

Lheticus
2014-09-24, 01:15 PM
Are you even A doctor?

PurityIcekiller
2014-09-24, 08:10 PM
Do you think the script has been doctored?

Lheticus
2014-09-24, 08:42 PM
We have a SCRIPT?!

SpeedWitch
2014-09-24, 09:07 PM
Didn't you get the memo?

FinnLassie
2014-09-25, 03:13 AM
Nevermind the memo, where did you hide my jam?

Scarlet Knight
2014-09-25, 05:42 AM
Was it finished at the jam session?

smellie_hippie
2014-09-25, 08:47 AM
Is a jam session ever actually finished?

EmeraldRose
2014-09-25, 09:45 AM
Isn't that what happens when the beer runs out?

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-25, 09:57 AM
Who drank all the beer?!

Lheticus
2014-09-25, 02:17 PM
I think it was Waldo--now where IS that jerk?!

Drakeburn
2014-09-25, 02:31 PM
Who's Waldo?

FinnLassie
2014-09-25, 04:54 PM
And why is he always on the run?

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-25, 04:59 PM
Why does he always pick public places with lots of people to hide in?

Scarlet Knight
2014-09-25, 06:07 PM
Isn't it effective to hide in plain sight?

EmeraldRose
2014-09-25, 08:00 PM
Do you get a bonus to your hide check if you take off all your clothes?

Drakeburn
2014-09-25, 09:19 PM
Wouldn't somebody notice something like that? :smallconfused:

Neli42
2014-09-25, 10:31 PM
If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child would it ever be found?

FinnLassie
2014-09-26, 06:44 AM
Are you suggesting those two would actually find each other?

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-26, 12:25 PM
Is there some secret network for people who are really good at hiding?

EmeraldRose
2014-09-26, 12:28 PM
How would we know if there were?

Scarlet Knight
2014-09-26, 05:17 PM
Isn't "Likes Secret Networks" one of the E-Harmony categories?

FinnLassie
2014-09-26, 07:52 PM
Is E-Harmony something people gain from those E-Cigarettes?

smellie_hippie
2014-09-30, 09:11 AM
Can anyone here objectively answer that question?

EmeraldRose
2014-09-30, 09:32 AM
Is it ok if I just answer subjectively?

At least I ninja'd you with the same question. :smallbiggrin:

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-30, 09:32 AM
What's wrong with answering it subjectively? Ah, ninja'd.

So are you asking if it is a person, place, or thing?

FinnLassie
2014-09-30, 01:00 PM
Or should we ask 'animal, vegetable or mineral'?

Lheticus
2014-09-30, 02:34 PM
Why not--I mean, we're not SUPPOSED to stop asking things here are we?

Laughing Dog
2014-09-30, 03:05 PM
Why must you question everything people say?

EmeraldRose
2014-09-30, 03:14 PM
Do you have a better idea?

SpeedWitch
2014-09-30, 03:51 PM
How about we all sit in a circle and talk about our feelings?

Scarlet Knight
2014-09-30, 03:53 PM
Will there be music?

Drakeburn
2014-09-30, 04:01 PM
What kind of music?

Orm-Embar
2014-09-30, 04:03 PM
Or, if not music, will there at least be drumming?

FinnLassie
2014-09-30, 07:22 PM
Isn't that a bit of a falling statement, as drumming is music as well?

Neli42
2014-10-01, 12:12 AM
Did you know that drums belong to a class of instruments called "membranophones?"

EmeraldRose
2014-10-01, 08:13 AM
What do I do if I've forgotten the question?

Lheticus
2014-10-01, 09:20 AM
Ask something totally unrelated, like you've already done in this thread several times now maybe?

FinnLassie
2014-10-01, 11:47 AM
Are you suggesting we derail the thread?

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-01, 11:59 AM
Who wants coffee?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-01, 12:33 PM
http://www.daedtech.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/FranticStudent.jpg

Can I have some?!?!

Lheticus
2014-10-01, 01:13 PM
Coffee or derailment?

CrimsonKnight
2014-10-01, 01:29 PM
Could I get cream and sugar with my derailment?

Neli42
2014-10-01, 07:14 PM
What do I do if I'm laughing too hard at EmeraldRose's response to actually come up with a good question?

Dagger Eye
2014-10-02, 05:53 AM
Do you think that not answering is a good idea?

Lheticus
2014-10-02, 06:24 AM
Speaking of EmeraldRose, wouldn't you say she'd get on quite well with Captain Janeway?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-02, 07:48 AM
Any particular reason why? :smallconfused:

FinnLassie
2014-10-02, 09:35 AM
Can we please talk about something a bit more scary, as Halloween will soon be knocking our doors?

Lheticus
2014-10-02, 10:39 AM
And just how is EmeraldRose's coffee habit not scary?

Drakeburn
2014-10-02, 12:14 PM
Don't you know what happens if EmeraldRose doesn't get her coffee? :smalleek:

smellie_hippie
2014-10-02, 02:22 PM
Don't you know what happens if EmeraldRose doesn't get her coffee? :smalleek:

DIDN'T YOU SIGN THE WAIVER PREVENTING YOU FROM EVER MENTIONING THIS AGAIN!?!?!? :smalleek:

SpeedWitch
2014-10-02, 03:08 PM
So does that make him a criminal?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-02, 03:15 PM
Do you folks like coffee? (http://youtu.be/oCDfRSmwsg4)

FinnLassie
2014-10-02, 04:10 PM
Is it bad that I've actually started to drink that foul blobby blib?

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-02, 10:37 PM
Um, is it supposed to be "blobby"?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-03, 04:01 AM
Is blobby even a real word?

Targ Collective
2014-10-03, 07:48 AM
Does anyone remember Mr. Blobby?

Neli42
2014-10-03, 10:24 PM
Does anyone else think Mr. Blobby is scary enough to fulfill FinnLassie's Halloween topic request?

FinnLassie
2014-10-04, 03:59 AM
Is this going to be 2spoopy4me?

CrimsonKnight
2014-10-04, 01:47 PM
Why must you bring up such unpleasant topics?

Orm-Embar
2014-10-04, 02:50 PM
Why, was there a different unpleasant topic you wanted to share with the group?

Drakeburn
2014-10-04, 03:10 PM
Can we just talk about a pleasant topic please?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-04, 06:01 PM
Anyone interested in discussing celebrity babies instead?

Lheticus
2014-10-04, 07:30 PM
How is that a pleasant topic?

Neli42
2014-10-04, 10:25 PM
:smalltongue:
Would you find a discussion of elderly celebrities to be more pleasant?

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-04, 10:35 PM
Aren't they adorable?

FinnLassie
2014-10-05, 06:15 AM
Do you mean all the kittens on the internets?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-05, 06:27 AM
How is it we circled back around to the elderly?

Lheticus
2014-10-05, 07:26 AM
Can I haz a cheeseburger?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-05, 07:40 AM
Have you finished your vegetables?

FinnLassie
2014-10-05, 01:53 PM
Who forgot the three post rule? :smallwink: :smalltongue:

Laughing Dog
2014-10-05, 02:54 PM
Is that the rule that states whenever you build a house you must use no more than three posts?

Dirtytabs
2014-10-05, 11:22 PM
Or are you talking about mail?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-06, 12:02 AM
Wait, wasn't it referring to thread posts?

CrimsonKnight
2014-10-06, 11:10 AM
Wait, does this mean my clothes have pieces of wood sticking in them?

FinnLassie
2014-10-06, 06:31 PM
Your clothes are not made of wood? :smallconfused:

EmeraldRose
2014-10-06, 06:43 PM
Are you saying that yours are?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-06, 08:22 PM
You haven't heard of "bark-chic"?

Drakeburn
2014-10-06, 11:25 PM
Who would want to wear that kind of stuff?

FinnLassie
2014-10-07, 05:37 AM
Are you questioning fashion?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-07, 08:44 AM
Isn't that how we get new fashion?

smellie_hippie
2014-10-07, 09:23 AM
Who decides when something has gone out of fashion?

Lheticus
2014-10-07, 09:36 AM
How can anyone figure anything out about fashion anyway?

FinnLassie
2014-10-07, 10:15 AM
Have you not watched Project Runway?

CrimsonKnight
2014-10-07, 10:55 AM
What does a show about airports have to do with fashion?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-07, 01:28 PM
Wait, didn't that show get canceled?

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-07, 07:57 PM
Due to bad weather or ratings?

Drakeburn
2014-10-07, 08:12 PM
Don't either of those really matter anymore?

FinnLassie
2014-10-07, 09:00 PM
Are you saying that just because your boat is already sinking?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-08, 09:30 AM
Wait, if their boat's sinking, why are we standing around talking about T.V. shows instead of helping out?!

EmeraldRose
2014-10-08, 09:32 AM
When did I wind up in a boat? :smalleek:

Lheticus
2014-10-08, 12:05 PM
Am I "on a boat"?

smellie_hippie
2014-10-08, 12:50 PM
Could you clarify on the word "boat"?

Laughing Dog
2014-10-08, 06:11 PM
Is it something like a ship?

FinnLassie
2014-10-08, 07:31 PM
Maybe more like a ferry?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-08, 08:09 PM
How'd we get from sinking ship to Tinker Bell?

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-08, 08:24 PM
Did you mean "Diving Bell"?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-09, 08:21 AM
Isn't Ariel the diving belle?

FinnLassie
2014-10-09, 08:42 AM
Isn't Belle the lass who got the hunky lad?

Lheticus
2014-10-09, 10:12 AM
People seriously still use the word "lass" in real life?

CrimsonKnight
2014-10-09, 11:17 AM
How do we know this is real life?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-09, 11:54 AM
Is this just fantasy?

V: :smallbiggrin: *gives cookies*

FinnLassie
2014-10-09, 12:18 PM
ER, did you get caught in a landslide again? :smallsigh:

Drakeburn
2014-10-09, 02:03 PM
Who, me? :smallconfused:

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-09, 06:13 PM
Are those your feet sticking out of the rubble?

Lheticus
2014-10-09, 07:00 PM
Where did this landslide come from?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-09, 09:19 PM
Shouldn't we be more concerned with where it is going?

Drakeburn
2014-10-09, 09:25 PM
You mean straight for that coffee shop over there?

Dirtytabs
2014-10-09, 09:26 PM
Why would natural disasters like coffee?

Neli42
2014-10-10, 12:06 AM
Is there a particular reason they shouldn't?

FinnLassie
2014-10-10, 04:30 AM
How did we end up here?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-10, 07:58 AM
Wasn't it because we left where we were?

Lheticus
2014-10-10, 08:08 AM
Aren't we all just in front of our computer screens?

Orm-Embar
2014-10-10, 08:47 AM
Aren't we all just prisoners here of our own device?

CrimsonKnight
2014-10-10, 09:18 AM
Does that mean we have the keys to our cell?

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-10, 06:29 PM
Have you decoded your DNA?

Drakeburn
2014-10-10, 07:03 PM
Why would you want to do that?

FinnLassie
2014-10-10, 08:32 PM
Are you questioning us?

Neli42
2014-10-10, 10:59 PM
Isn't that the whole point of this exercise?

Aside to Orm-Embar: Are you dancing to remember or dancing to forget?

CrimsonKnight
2014-10-11, 04:31 PM
Aww, do we really have to go work out?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-11, 05:09 PM
Do you want to turn into a giant blob?

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-11, 06:57 PM
What is the size of a typical blob?

FinnLassie
2014-10-11, 07:01 PM
How 'bout a blibbety blob?

Drakeburn
2014-10-13, 08:39 PM
Can we be Gelatinous Cubes instead?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-13, 09:26 PM
How did sentient acid jello become a standard monster?

Neli42
2014-10-14, 03:09 AM
There's a monster standard?

FinnLassie
2014-10-14, 07:09 AM
Could someone check the monster manual?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-14, 08:54 AM
What happened to the copy I loaned you?

CrimsonKnight
2014-10-14, 12:40 PM
Did you know that books and fire tend not to mix well?

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-14, 10:05 PM
How did you discover that?

FinnLassie
2014-10-15, 09:20 AM
Do you work for the Discovery Channel?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-25, 06:19 PM
Is there anybody out there?

Drakeburn
2014-10-25, 10:07 PM
Did anybody miss me?

Neli42
2014-10-28, 11:38 AM
Was someone shooting at you?

FinnLassie
2014-10-28, 05:52 PM
With what kind of a load?

Orm-Embar
2014-10-28, 07:05 PM
Isn't that a loaded question?

Targ Collective
2014-10-28, 07:25 PM
Is it just my irreparably dirty mind, or are we straying into dangerous subtexts here?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-29, 06:26 AM
How dangerous can subtexts be, really?

FinnLassie
2014-10-29, 06:32 AM
Is subtext even a word?

EmeraldRose
2014-10-29, 01:00 PM
Can I have a hug?

V: *hugs both*

Been a rough week. Thanks guys.

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-29, 06:40 PM
May I be of service?

Targ Collective
2014-10-30, 06:50 PM
Aww, you want a hug EmeraldRose?

*Chaste highly caffeinated hugs*

PersonofJid
2014-11-18, 05:51 PM
Don't I get a hug?

FinnLassie
2014-11-18, 07:12 PM
Excuse me, what?

Laughing Dog
2014-11-19, 01:27 AM
What did you do this time, 'Lassie?

Neli42
2014-11-21, 12:54 AM
What's that, Lassie? You say Timmy has fallen into the well?

EmeraldRose
2014-11-21, 08:56 AM
Can Timmy do anything else?

Orm-Embar
2014-11-21, 10:01 AM
If Timmy couldn't operate a can opener, would she still save him?

FinnLassie
2014-11-21, 03:49 PM
Can I keep the can and its contents to myself, if I help him?

ThePhantom
2014-11-21, 08:30 PM
Would you want to keep it?

Scarlet Knight
2014-11-21, 10:17 PM
How hungry are you?

EmeraldRose
2014-11-21, 10:57 PM
How would the answer change the situation?

Haruki-kun
2014-11-21, 10:59 PM
What if it doesn't?

SpeedWitch
2014-11-22, 03:12 AM
Did Lassie eat the can already?

FinnLassie
2014-11-22, 08:08 AM
*wipes tuna off face* what can?

EmeraldRose
2014-11-22, 09:59 AM
Can we stop talking about tuna for a minute and have Lassie go make some more coffee?

*stares longingly into empty cup*

V: :smallfrown:

Lheticus
2014-11-22, 02:20 PM
Did anybody NOT expect another coffee related post from her?

Scarlet Knight
2014-11-22, 05:47 PM
How can I work a "Spanish Inquisition" joke in here?

PersonofJid
2014-11-22, 06:51 PM
That depends, what are your chief weapons?

Drakeburn
2014-11-22, 08:18 PM
What's a chief weapon?

FinnLassie
2014-11-23, 01:11 AM
Is that really important, now?

Scarlet Knight
2014-11-23, 01:58 PM
What are you? Some sort of Hippie Peacnik?

Orm-Embar
2014-11-23, 02:05 PM
Isn't that a good thing to be?

PurityIcekiller
2014-12-24, 03:18 AM
Whose standard of "good" are we using?

Inevitability
2014-12-24, 06:15 AM
What's this 'good' thing everyone keeps talking about?

Scarlet Knight
2014-12-24, 11:39 AM
On Christmas Eve, doesn't it mean The Feast of 7 Fishes?

@v :smalleek:

EmeraldRose
2014-12-24, 01:21 PM
Can I have steak instead of fish?

FinnLassie
2014-12-24, 05:40 PM
Can I open the presents yet?

Inevitability
2014-12-25, 02:20 AM
Why have I got so few presents?

PurityIcekiller
2014-12-25, 02:26 PM
Wouldn't having multiple presents mean you exist in multiple timelines simultaneously?

Dudeons
2014-12-26, 02:41 PM
Is that a bad thing?

FinnLassie
2014-12-26, 03:31 PM
What are you trying to imply?

Scarlet Knight
2014-12-27, 05:42 PM
Why do you think he's implying something?

EmeraldRose
2014-12-27, 05:47 PM
Isn't that what everyone is doing?

Dirtytabs
2014-12-27, 11:02 PM
What're you all up to?

FinnLassie
2014-12-28, 03:14 AM
Can't you see I'm busy packing?

Inevitability
2014-12-28, 06:48 AM
Why are you packing?

Argo
2014-12-29, 01:03 PM
Asking a lady a question like that, how do you live with yourself?

Scarlet Knight
2014-12-29, 01:54 PM
What is wrong with a lady packing?

EmeraldRose
2014-12-29, 02:25 PM
Is it ok to ask what she is packing?

FinnLassie
2014-12-29, 03:59 PM
What if I couldn't tell you?

zeifly
2014-12-30, 05:26 PM
Why can't you tell us?

Inevitability
2014-12-31, 02:44 AM
Why do you want to know?

AmewTheFox
2014-12-31, 02:46 AM
Why do you wanna know?

FinnLassie
2014-12-31, 05:25 AM
Why did I just experience a de ja vu?

zeifly
2014-12-31, 03:13 PM
What is deja vu?

Inevitability
2014-12-31, 06:34 PM
Shouldn't you know?

Lheticus
2014-12-31, 06:42 PM
Shouldn't I know what?

Drakeburn
2014-12-31, 08:48 PM
Aren't you forgetting something?

EmeraldRose
2014-12-31, 11:28 PM
Is there something you're trying to tell me?

zeifly
2015-01-01, 12:50 AM
What would I be trying to tell you?

FinnLassie
2015-01-01, 01:09 AM
Is this any of my business?

Inevitability
2015-01-01, 02:05 AM
Could you please define 'business'?

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-01, 09:21 AM
Wasn't it Marley's Ghost who said, “Mankind was my business" ?

zeifly
2015-01-01, 10:10 AM
How should I know?

Inevitability
2015-01-01, 01:56 PM
Is it me, or is this thread going around in circles?

Dirtytabs
2015-01-01, 07:18 PM
Are we talking about geometry now?

zeifly
2015-01-01, 10:06 PM
Isn't that shapes and stuff?

EmeraldRose
2015-01-03, 05:55 PM
What sort of stuff?

Lheticus
2015-01-03, 06:24 PM
Just how many avatars is TPAM going to go through in her forum life? O_O

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-03, 10:46 PM
How many times is a woman allowed to change her mind?

Neli42
2015-01-04, 12:29 AM
Isn't the number of times a woman is allowed to change her mind approximately equal to the number of roads a man must walk down before you call him a man?

FinnLassie
2015-01-04, 02:41 AM
WHERE IS ALL THE COFFEE please?

EmeraldRose
2015-01-04, 09:47 AM
Didn't I already give you a cup?

*pours a cup of coffee for Finn*