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Scarlet Knight
2015-01-04, 11:48 AM
Do you have any Sambuca for my espresso?

Lheticus
2015-01-04, 03:30 PM
What in the sam hill is Sambuca?

zeifly
2015-01-04, 06:40 PM
Sam has a hill?

FinnLassie
2015-01-04, 11:12 PM
Is he king of the hill?

Inevitability
2015-01-05, 02:59 AM
How do we know his name isn't Samantha, so that he would be queen of the hill?

EmeraldRose
2015-01-05, 07:47 PM
Why can't Samantha be the King if she wants to be?

zeifly
2015-01-05, 08:44 PM
What is a king to a god?

FinnLassie
2015-01-06, 02:47 AM
What is a king without a good big dose of caffeine?

The_Ditto
2015-01-06, 04:24 PM
Which king are we referring to again ?

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-12, 10:31 PM
Doesn't Organo Gold promote itself as "King of Coffee"?

Lheticus
2015-01-13, 03:20 PM
Has this thread been hijacked by coffee (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HijackedByGanon) AGAIN? XD

Inevitability
2015-01-13, 03:47 PM
Are you implying coffee is an old enemy?

FinnLassie
2015-01-13, 04:37 PM
Am I addicted?

Dirtytabs
2015-01-13, 11:14 PM
Can we say the majority of people who drink coffee are addicted to it?

EmeraldRose
2015-01-14, 10:49 AM
Are we talking about sheer quantity here?

Neli42
2015-01-15, 03:41 AM
Are we to suppose that you are using "talk" metaphorically, since we communicate here in a written medium?

FinnLassie
2015-01-15, 09:59 AM
Wait what, are you not telepathically communicating with others?

Lheticus
2015-01-15, 10:31 AM
Isn't that not strictly talking either?

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-17, 08:12 AM
Are you using double negatives?

Inevitability
2015-01-17, 09:11 AM
Isn't it obvious he is?

EmeraldRose
2015-01-17, 10:22 AM
Did I miss something?

FinnLassie
2015-01-18, 06:16 AM
And is three cups of coffee too much?

Chadamantium
2015-01-18, 07:12 AM
Would it kill you to lower your caffeine intake for one day?

Targ Collective
2015-01-18, 11:43 AM
Oh it's EmeraldRose.

EmeraldRose, I got me some powdered espresso. Really very good. Fancy a cup?

EmeraldRose
2015-01-18, 12:49 PM
Shall we see what would happen if I mixed it in with my regular coffee?

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-18, 02:06 PM
Could that be dangerous?

Lheticus
2015-01-18, 02:15 PM
This is EmeraldRose we're talking about--surely NOT giving her coffee is more dangerous than any consequence of giving her coffee?

FinnLassie
2015-01-18, 05:00 PM
Are you a member of the Cult of Coffee?

Drakeburn
2015-01-18, 06:24 PM
What coffee?

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-18, 07:17 PM
Are you referring to Federaciˇn Nacional de Cafeteros?

Inevitability
2015-01-19, 02:48 PM
Is that even a real thing?

FinnLassie
2015-01-20, 02:25 AM
Are you questioning the great leader's powers?

Drakeburn
2015-01-20, 11:14 AM
What would happen if we say yes?

Targ Collective
2015-01-20, 02:57 PM
*Takes a look at the Decanter of Endless Espresso I gave EmeraldRose way back when*

What do you mean it gave up??

*Recharges decanter*

Go easy on that stuff okay?

Neli42
2015-01-20, 03:22 PM
What would happen if everyone on the planet gave up coffee for one day on the same day?

EmeraldRose
2015-01-20, 03:29 PM
In what reality do you honestly think that would be possible? :smallconfused: :smallbiggrin:

FinnLassie
2015-01-20, 04:07 PM
Were you reading my thoughts?

Lheticus
2015-01-20, 04:48 PM
Why would I even WANT to see in someone else's head?

Inevitability
2015-01-21, 02:03 AM
Maybe you want to be the best Rock-Paper-Scizzor'ist of all time?

Targ Collective
2015-01-21, 02:12 AM
I choose... deatomising ray. Beats rock, paper, scissors, loses to a physicist.

EmeraldRose
2015-01-21, 09:15 AM
Did you forget to ask a question? :smallconfused: :smallamused:

Inevitability
2015-01-21, 10:37 AM
Shall I go fetch the guillotine?

Lheticus
2015-01-21, 02:11 PM
Isn't that a little extreme?

FinnLassie
2015-01-21, 03:24 PM
Why would it be extreme?

EmeraldRose
2015-01-21, 03:45 PM
Isn't this Extreme?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Extreme_(_Extreme_album_-_cover_art).jpg

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-21, 09:58 PM
Why I don't remember them?

Targ Collective
2015-01-22, 09:01 PM
I'm a pattern breaker. But it was a rhetorical question. As is this.

By the way, I think there's not enough coffee in the world. *sips espresso*

V Not if it's not intonated as a question. They're rhetorical questions that *sound* like statements.

Lheticus
2015-01-22, 10:54 PM
Don't questions, even rhetorical ones, require the use of a question mark?

Dirtytabs
2015-01-23, 01:45 AM
Does someone want to define "rhetorical" for me?

SpeedWitch
2015-01-24, 03:58 AM
Can't you just google it?

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-24, 07:05 AM
Do you prefer to use a dictionary?

FinnLassie
2015-01-24, 08:44 AM
Are we talking about books now?

Inevitability
2015-01-24, 10:48 AM
Maybe we should go to the library?

Acheron
2015-01-24, 11:28 AM
Have you ever been to the one in R'lyeh?

Lheticus
2015-01-24, 12:57 PM
What world is R'lyeh in, then?

JaminDM
2015-01-24, 01:20 PM
What kind of name is R'lyeh?

Inevitability
2015-01-24, 03:50 PM
A nigh-unpronounceable one?

Targ Collective
2015-01-24, 03:59 PM
Don't you just sometimes want to break out and boogie, man...

Lheticus
2015-01-24, 04:20 PM
WHATEVER could possibly possess me to, as you so eloquently put it, "boogie"?

EmeraldRose
2015-01-24, 04:26 PM
Could it be a demon that possessed you?

Acheron
2015-01-24, 04:37 PM
What type of demon would be so vile to do so?

JaminDM
2015-01-24, 04:53 PM
What has this got to do with R'lyeh?

Targ Collective
2015-01-24, 06:55 PM
*Offers our gracious Coffee Queen, EmeraldRose, an espresso?*

Lheticus
2015-01-24, 08:46 PM
Do you believe coffee to be a shiny to be distracted by?

Acheron
2015-01-24, 09:12 PM
What could be shinier than a mug of coffee?

goto124
2015-01-25, 06:06 AM
Can't you just use a polisher on everything?

Inevitability
2015-01-25, 06:32 AM
Wouldn't you agree that polisher would be of no use on a black hole?

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-25, 07:59 AM
What would be useful in a black hole?

FinnLassie
2015-01-25, 04:53 PM
Is this conversation turning out a little scary? :smalleek:

Dirtytabs
2015-01-25, 08:03 PM
Wanna talk about quasars instead?

Neli42
2015-01-26, 12:29 AM
How many quasars fit in a black hole? (*wink*)

cha0s4a11
2015-01-26, 02:57 AM
Are you sure that "fit" is the appropriate term here?

goto124
2015-01-26, 04:58 AM
Why not get it stuffed?

Inevitability
2015-01-26, 12:02 PM
Maybe that would be bad?

Neli42
2015-02-10, 02:11 AM
Was the use of "stuffed" there intended as a double entendre?

FinnLassie
2015-02-10, 09:21 AM
Or maybe we need a stuffed turkey?

EmeraldRose
2015-02-10, 09:53 AM
Would we stuff the turkey with a duck and a chicken?

V *blushes*

Targ Collective
2015-02-10, 10:18 AM
Isn't it time for us all to sing the praises of the glorious Coffee Queen, whose feet are strewn with dark chocolate coffee beans, whose life is as an ever flowing river of espresso, and whose dragon tends to eat those who don't engage in really craven grovelling in Her Mighty Caffeinated Name?

(I studied under Zadoc of the Internet Oracle.)

Torzini
2015-02-10, 10:49 AM
No, can we go back to talking about the turkey stuffed with a duck and chicken?

FinnLassie
2015-02-10, 10:54 AM
Why would you put a duck in a chicken?

Lheticus
2015-02-10, 11:30 AM
Isn't it the other way around in a Turducken?

EmeraldRose
2015-02-10, 11:32 AM
What would happen if you put the turkey and the duck in the chicken?

Torzini
2015-02-10, 11:37 AM
I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be enough room in the chicken for that? o_O

FinnLassie
2015-02-10, 12:55 PM
Have you not heard of gene mutation?

The Second
2015-02-10, 10:46 PM
Have you not heard of Gene Autry?

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-10, 11:10 PM
You mean the owner of the Angels?

Dudeons
2015-02-10, 11:17 PM
Hells Angels or the regular type?

Lheticus
2015-02-11, 07:17 AM
He's talking about the sports team right?

goto124
2015-02-11, 07:51 AM
Aren't the Hells Angels a gang group?

FinnLassie
2015-02-11, 10:06 AM
Are you trying to be logical for no raisins at all?

Lheticus
2015-02-11, 12:08 PM
What kind of person would accept payment in raisins?

The Second
2015-02-11, 01:00 PM
Would grapes be preferable?

EmeraldRose
2015-02-11, 01:56 PM
Could I have strawberries?

FinnLassie
2015-02-11, 03:31 PM
You want cream with that?

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-11, 07:24 PM
Do you like it whipped?

ThePhantom
2015-02-12, 12:51 AM
Why would you want that?

The Second
2015-02-12, 01:17 AM
I have to ask if you meant to ask 'Why would you want whipped cream?' when you asked if they wanted 'that' as 'that' was not at all what they wanted, was it?

FinnLassie
2015-02-12, 02:08 AM
Have you made this a bit too complicated?

goto124
2015-02-13, 08:56 AM
Would you like whipped cream with raisins?

Torzini
2015-02-13, 01:19 PM
Can I have my whipped cream with more whipped cream?

Inevitability
2015-02-13, 03:57 PM
What if we're all out of whipped cream?

FinnLassie
2015-02-13, 03:57 PM
There's always creme fraiche, right?

Lheticus
2015-02-13, 04:38 PM
Is that spelling of "fraiche" in fact correct?

The Second
2015-02-14, 01:19 AM
What's a "fraiche"?

goto124
2015-02-14, 10:35 AM
Did I pronounce that French word right?

Torzini
2015-02-14, 12:55 PM
How can we tell through a typed medium?

FinnLassie
2015-02-15, 03:38 AM
What if we start writing with the phonetic alphabet?

The Second
2015-02-15, 06:07 AM
The question is: How do you sharpen a phonetic alphabet so you can write with it?

goto124
2015-02-15, 09:22 AM
Would a metaphysical enchanted pencil sharpener work?

Neli42
2015-02-15, 05:49 PM
What's minimum wage for a metaphysical enchanted pencil sharpener?

Dudeons
2015-02-15, 07:22 PM
What currency are you using?

Lheticus
2015-02-15, 09:57 PM
Could it be metaphysical dollars?

The Second
2015-02-16, 12:35 AM
Doesn't it depend on which metaphysical state they're in?

goto124
2015-02-16, 05:27 AM
What are the different metaphysical states anyway, when all I know is solid, liquid and gas?

FinnLassie
2015-02-16, 06:16 AM
Are we in too deep?

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-16, 01:12 PM
Would that depend on whether you're a gnome ?

Inevitability
2015-02-16, 04:14 PM
Are you referring to Deep Gnomes, also known as Svirfneblin?

Dudeons
2015-02-16, 05:21 PM
Is that Norse?

Targ Collective
2015-02-16, 07:17 PM
Aren't you aware of plasma states? Superfluids? Photonic states? Coherent fields? Gee, what happened to the education system these days?

The Second
2015-02-16, 07:45 PM
If I made a statement about the state of the state education system, then the state of my statement would not be in the state of a question, would it?

Lheticus
2015-02-16, 09:33 PM
Did you just then have a sudden urge to use the word "state" in a sentence as many times as possible?

Dirtytabs
2015-02-16, 10:33 PM
Can we talk about something else now? :smallconfused:

Targ Collective
2015-02-17, 12:32 AM
How about we worship at the feet of our gracious Coffee Queen, EmeraldRose, whose life is as a free-flowing river of espresso? Would that be better?

goto124
2015-02-17, 05:30 AM
Were we talking about coffee earlier on in this thread, or in another thread?

FinnLassie
2015-02-17, 01:11 PM
Coffee and Dwarf Fortress are a good combination, right?

Lheticus
2015-02-17, 02:36 PM
Judging from things so far, wouldn't most people in this thread think coffee and ANYTHING is a good combination?

Inevitability
2015-02-17, 04:24 PM
Does that extend to coffee and gelatin?

goto124
2015-02-18, 04:58 AM
How many people wouldn't think that coffee jelly is actually pretty good?

FinnLassie
2015-02-18, 06:06 AM
Would you like to ask my mum and other Finnish kids who had to suffer the existance of coffee jelly, because the older generation wouldn't waste anything?

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-18, 09:23 PM
Is that a story your folks told you just to get you to eat dinner?

Lheticus
2015-02-19, 05:28 PM
Did they also walk 15 miles in the snow uphill both ways to get to school?

zeifly
2015-02-23, 08:44 PM
Why was there always snow? Did they ever see summer?

FinnLassie
2015-02-24, 01:09 AM
Have you ever been to Lapland?

Inevitability
2015-02-24, 12:34 PM
Is southern Sweden close enough?

goto124
2015-02-25, 10:33 AM
Is that the place where IKEA comes from?

EmeraldRose
2015-02-25, 11:07 AM
Why can't I think of a good question?

FinnLassie
2015-02-25, 12:56 PM
Have you been studying too hard?

Neli42
2015-02-25, 02:01 PM
Isn't studying supposed to make your brain work better?

Dudeons
2015-02-25, 04:58 PM
What if you were studying stupidity?

Emperordaniel
2015-02-25, 08:24 PM
Would that make you a psychologist?

goto124
2015-02-25, 11:47 PM
Are they the people who charge you 3000 dollars for an hour of talking?

FinnLassie
2015-02-26, 05:17 AM
Where the hell do you live?

zeifly
2015-02-26, 10:09 PM
Aren't I not supposed to tell people on the internetz that kind of information?

Emperordaniel
2015-02-26, 10:30 PM
Didn't you know that everything on the internet is completely true and non-contradictory?

Targ Collective
2015-02-27, 01:27 AM
What about zebra crossings?

goto124
2015-02-27, 02:17 AM
Why not penguins, you racist?

FinnLassie
2015-02-27, 06:54 AM
What if penguins flew?

Lheticus
2015-02-27, 07:30 AM
Is that more or less likely than pigs flying?

Emperordaniel
2015-02-27, 08:01 AM
Would it help if we bred a new breed of flying pig?

Torzini
2015-02-27, 08:33 AM
What if we genetically combined pigs with penguins?

FinnLassie
2015-02-27, 10:55 AM
Would that make pigs amazing divers?

Inevitability
2015-02-27, 11:18 AM
What would such a creature eat?

Emperordaniel
2015-02-27, 12:14 PM
Wouldn't it eat pizza?

zeifly
2015-02-27, 05:21 PM
Why not feed it macaroni and cheese?

FinnLassie
2015-02-27, 06:20 PM
Why do you assume they're able to consume dairy and wheat products?

Inevitability
2015-02-28, 07:20 AM
Why shouldn't we?

Emperordaniel
2015-02-28, 08:10 AM
Why shouldn't we do what?

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-28, 09:38 AM
Could that cause gastrointestinal problems?

Targ Collective
2015-02-28, 10:32 AM
Who is this Sergeant - Yes, yes, I'll take it from here. Now you should all know that this is getting far too silly. Far too silly!

Lheticus
2015-02-28, 10:49 AM
How can there even be such a thing as too silly in a thread like this?

Emperordaniel
2015-02-28, 03:30 PM
Is it yet decided whether or not this thread is a silly place?

Dudeons
2015-02-28, 04:01 PM
Was that Monty Python reference intentional?

Neli42
2015-02-28, 05:31 PM
Aren't all Monty Python references dropped intentionally in order to immediately establish solidarity among the in-group?

Lheticus
2015-02-28, 06:40 PM
And for that matter, why does Targ Collective keep breaking the rules by not using a question?

Targ Collective
2015-02-28, 08:33 PM
I declare it is usually because I am a sequence breaker, a rebel, a FREE THINKER. You can't make me conform so NYEH. But in that case I got interrupted by this military gentleman. I did TRY and ask a question that time.

goto124
2015-02-28, 10:04 PM
How am I supposed to answer to something that isn't a question?

FinnLassie
2015-03-01, 01:43 AM
Are we facing some issues again?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-01, 07:30 AM
Are we sure that these issues need to be dealt with?

Lheticus
2015-03-01, 11:41 AM
Should Targ Collective be punished for breaking the rule where you have to ask questions?

Torzini
2015-03-01, 01:07 PM
I agree, but what would his punishment be?

Inevitability
2015-03-01, 02:23 PM
Are you aware I still have the guillotine ready?

FinnLassie
2015-03-01, 03:10 PM
Are you from the times of the French revolution?

Lheticus
2015-03-01, 03:43 PM
I know I suggested a punishment, but isn't that a bit much?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-01, 03:49 PM
Perhaps a Disintegrate spell would be more fitting?

Scarlet Knight
2015-03-01, 04:55 PM
Would that depend on his magic resistance?

zeifly
2015-03-01, 10:09 PM
How would we calculate his magic resistance?

Dudeons
2015-03-01, 10:59 PM
Could we find his character sheet somewhere?

FinnLassie
2015-03-02, 01:08 AM
Does the DM have it?

Torzini
2015-03-02, 05:17 AM
This thread has a DM?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-02, 06:21 AM
Doesn't it have several?

Lheticus
2015-03-02, 09:19 AM
Why would a thread of pure chaos like this have a DM?

FinnLassie
2015-03-02, 05:13 PM
Aren't regular games as chaotic too, though?

Trevortni
2015-03-02, 08:08 PM
Have you ever played a "regular game" without the use of definite statements?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-03, 07:58 AM
You haven't?

goto124
2015-03-03, 08:20 AM
Would it really be appropriate?

EmeraldRose
2015-03-03, 09:48 AM
When did we start being appropriate?

Trevortni
2015-03-03, 12:32 PM
Is appropriate even allowed?

FinnLassie
2015-03-03, 01:39 PM
Does this have something to do with wearing aprons without anything else on?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-03, 01:56 PM
What if we didn't wear anything at all?

Dudeons
2015-03-03, 05:36 PM
Is this becoming one of 'those' threads?

Haruki-kun
2015-03-03, 05:42 PM
What threads are you referring to?

Trevortni
2015-03-03, 05:54 PM
Are they threadless threads, maybe?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-03, 07:41 PM
Or are they the types of threads used in tapestries?

EmeraldRose
2015-03-03, 09:26 PM
Are these Egyptian Cotton threads?

Lheticus
2015-03-03, 10:00 PM
What's the big deal with Egyptian cotton anyway, how is it different from regular cotton?

FinnLassie
2015-03-04, 01:36 AM
Maybe it's been approved by godly cats?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-04, 06:51 AM
Aren't all cats divine?

Torzini
2015-03-04, 09:45 AM
Where'd you get that idea from?

Trevortni
2015-03-04, 12:42 PM
Isn't it self-evident?

EmeraldRose
2015-03-04, 03:35 PM
Do you mean it's going to take over the world?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-04, 03:41 PM
You mean they haven't done so already?

Inevitability
2015-03-04, 04:21 PM
Do you, for one, welcome our new feline overlords?

FinnLassie
2015-03-04, 05:34 PM
Are they not always welcome?

Trevortni
2015-03-04, 06:43 PM
Awwwww, *gives the feline overlord the petting she so obviously deserves* Who's a good little feline overlord?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-04, 07:22 PM
Uh... you are?

zeifly
2015-03-04, 08:18 PM
Don't cats posses a piece of Satan's soul? Isn't that why they're so evil?

EmeraldRose
2015-03-04, 08:33 PM
Why would they want something like that?

Trevortni
2015-03-04, 08:51 PM
Would it make a tasty treat?

Drakeburn
2015-03-04, 09:11 PM
What exactly would qualify as a treat?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-05, 07:17 AM
Anything the cat wishes?

FinnLassie
2015-03-05, 08:22 AM
Did you mean fishes?

Trevortni
2015-03-05, 01:28 PM
But how do you treat the fishes?

Torzini
2015-03-05, 01:30 PM
I think the fishes are meant as the treat?

Lheticus
2015-03-05, 02:17 PM
Isn't this thread getting a little catty?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-05, 03:40 PM
I thought there could never be enough cat?

Drakeburn
2015-03-05, 03:48 PM
Does anybody see a cat around here?

zeifly
2015-03-05, 09:15 PM
does a cat burglar count?

Scarlet Knight
2015-03-05, 09:28 PM
Does he have an arithmetic problem?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-06, 02:36 AM
I thought dogs were the ones bad at math?

goto124
2015-03-06, 09:03 AM
Where did the dog people go?

Trevortni
2015-03-06, 01:18 PM
It depends - who let the dogs out?

EmeraldRose
2015-03-06, 02:09 PM
Could it have been a plot undertaken by the cats?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-06, 03:48 PM
Perhaps, but then who carried out the plan?

Inevitability
2015-03-06, 04:20 PM
Who else than Ilsenhoony, the dread half-illithid cat?

Dudeons
2015-03-07, 12:32 AM
Does anyone else think that Cathulhu was involved?

Scarlet Knight
2015-03-07, 08:52 AM
You don't really believe that rubbish?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-07, 10:18 AM
Don't you know Cathulhu yet waits in the city of M'leoweh?

FinnLassie
2015-03-07, 02:27 PM
Are you taking this a bit too far?

Inevitability
2015-03-07, 03:59 PM
Should we prepare an expedition to M'leoweth?

goto124
2015-03-08, 08:58 AM
Will it involve Mass Teleportion spells?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-08, 12:09 PM
What will we do if we teleport ourselves right in front of Cathulhu?

Dudeons
2015-03-08, 02:26 PM
Is this before or after we've awoken Haspurr?

Scarlet Knight
2015-03-08, 06:22 PM
Isn't Haspurr a football club?

Dirtytabs
2015-03-09, 12:40 AM
Where is that?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-09, 06:55 AM
In Canada?

FinnLassie
2015-03-09, 10:12 AM
Would you happen to have any maple syrup?

goto124
2015-03-09, 10:26 AM
Does it come with moose?

Laughing Dog
2015-03-09, 10:39 AM
Is this moose you speak of dire?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-09, 10:57 AM
Did this fabled dire m°°se bite anyone's sister?

Lheticus
2015-03-09, 11:37 AM
Why do you people keep referencing that guy's username?

Torzini
2015-03-09, 11:42 AM
More to the point, why would you have maple syrup with moose?

Trevortni
2015-03-09, 02:31 PM
Wouldn't it be worse to not provide syrup when you invite a moose to dinner?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-09, 03:45 PM
Would he bite if you forget that?

goto124
2015-03-09, 09:38 PM
Why won't he headbutt you instead?

FinnLassie
2015-03-10, 03:42 AM
Wait, who has a butt for a head?

Torzini
2015-03-10, 04:04 AM
Perhaps Dire Moose does?

Emperordaniel
2015-03-10, 09:21 AM
Would that make him twobutt?

goto124
2015-03-10, 10:16 AM
Are we going to keep talking about butts?

Trevortni
2015-03-10, 01:46 PM
Would that make you happy?

Lheticus
2015-03-10, 02:02 PM
Happier than discussing the coming Catpocalypse?