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Zar Peter
2014-02-13, 03:30 PM
Rules: You answer the question of the poster above you with a question. Try to keep it one sentence.
Please stick to the three post rule (means if you're poster A you have to wait till poster B, C and D have posted before you may post again).

Well, last thread reached page 50 and I will begin this here by answering the latest question of the last thread:


With such rousing ditties as "It's Time to Step On the Bugs," "Deadbeats Can't Vote," and "Check it Out, Dad Changed His Mind" how could it fail to sweep the Tonys?

You think it would be as successfully as "Cats"?

EmeraldRose
2014-02-13, 03:47 PM
Could we request an updated version entitled "LOLCats"?

Omeganaut
2014-02-13, 05:29 PM
Why do LOLcats always seep into everything?

Rising Chaos
2014-02-13, 06:15 PM
Isn't it because they're so deeply ingrained in the internet?

Passive Pete
2014-02-13, 08:31 PM
Don't you think that WE'RE the ones ingrained in the internet? :smallconfused:

Scarlet Knight
2014-02-13, 09:15 PM
What would make you think that?

EmeraldRose
2014-02-13, 09:25 PM
Was it the Kitten Mafia?

Omeganaut
2014-02-13, 10:34 PM
When isn't it the kitten mafia?

Arkhosia
2014-02-14, 12:52 AM
Why would kittens form a mafia?!

Rising Chaos
2014-02-14, 01:39 AM
Wouldn't you be scared of deadly hit-kittens?

EmeraldRose
2014-02-14, 10:06 AM
Would they be in a war with the Puppy Cartel?

smellie_hippie
2014-02-14, 10:28 AM
You expect me to snitch on either one of them? :smallconfused:

radhop
2014-02-14, 11:23 AM
Who would lead the Puppy Cartel?

FinnLassie
2014-02-14, 01:58 PM
What are you planning to do to those poor puppies?! :smalleek:

Omeganaut
2014-02-14, 03:05 PM
Could Lassie be the leader of the Puppy Cartel?

Zar Peter
2014-02-14, 04:01 PM
Isn't Lassie an adult now?

Scarlet Knight
2014-02-14, 09:39 PM
Have you heard, when she's not filming, that Lassie is a real b%#ch? :smalleek:

FinnLassie
2014-02-15, 09:21 AM
Is there something strange about one being a female dog? :smallconfused:

EmeraldRose
2014-02-15, 11:15 AM
Well, what's the other one?

Nemixen
2014-02-16, 07:42 PM
Isn't it a frog?

Rising Chaos
2014-02-16, 11:06 PM
Is a frog from the same species as a dog?

Zar Peter
2014-02-17, 01:24 PM
Never heard of the famous frogdog?

Scarlet Knight
2014-02-17, 08:49 PM
Did you lend me a book on them?

AKA_Bait
2014-02-18, 11:08 AM
Aren't books an obsolete technology?

FinnLassie
2014-02-18, 03:11 PM
Do you not know how splendid books smell like?

Rising Chaos
2014-02-18, 03:24 PM
Are there companies that deal in the selling of book smells so AKA_Bait could partake in them?

EmeraldRose
2014-02-18, 03:35 PM
Couldn't we just come up with an app for that?

Zar Peter
2014-02-19, 06:22 AM
What if I don't have a smart-phone?

Reinholdt
2014-02-19, 06:28 AM
Are there phones still out there that aren't smart?

FinnLassie
2014-02-19, 07:32 AM
Isn't it a bit rude talking about phones' intelligence without their presence?

AKA_Bait
2014-02-19, 10:07 AM
Since when do we care about being rude?

EmeraldRose
2014-02-19, 11:01 AM
Can't we all just get along?

Zar Peter
2014-02-19, 04:02 PM
Do we have to?

FinnLassie
2014-02-19, 04:47 PM
Aren't we all just grumpy kids in the playground?

Rising Chaos
2014-02-19, 06:19 PM
Do all playgrounds look so electronic?

AKA_Bait
2014-02-19, 07:27 PM
Isn't this the digital age?

Scarlet Knight
2014-02-19, 07:42 PM
Weren't we supposed to have flying cars by now?

FinnLassie
2014-02-20, 03:11 AM
And what about the hoverboards?

Reinholdt
2014-02-20, 03:14 AM
Aren't they in corporate lockup for being too awesome?

AKA_Bait
2014-02-20, 10:25 AM
Are awesomeness and corporateness mutually exclusive?

Omeganaut
2014-02-21, 09:44 PM
Are the corporations infiltrating this forum now?

FinnLassie
2014-02-22, 06:19 AM
Which corporations are you talking about?

EmeraldRose
2014-02-22, 03:25 PM
Is it the EEEEEVIL ones, the eeeEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIILLL ones, or just the EVIL ones?

Sorator
2014-02-22, 09:19 PM
How exactly are each of those pronounced?

Scarlet Knight
2014-02-23, 11:32 AM
What paht of the country ah you frum?

Zar Peter
2014-02-23, 01:01 PM
Why did you spell "country" correct?

FinnLassie
2014-02-23, 01:42 PM
Is it a universal fact?

Omeganaut
2014-02-23, 09:25 PM
Couldn't you argue that it is, indeed, a Kantian universal maxim?

AKA_Bait
2014-02-24, 02:18 PM
Does something being a Kantian universal maxim mean it's true?

Scarlet Knight
2014-02-24, 08:37 PM
What if it Kant?

EmeraldRose
2014-02-24, 10:20 PM
Does it know Cant?

FinnLassie
2014-02-25, 02:48 AM
Is that a variant of can't?

AKA_Bait
2014-02-25, 10:05 AM
Isn't it a synonym for ain't?

Zar Peter
2014-02-25, 11:38 AM
Ain't like in "Ain't that a bit stupid"?

Laughing Dog
2014-02-25, 01:41 PM
Ain't 'ain't' not a word?

AKA_Bait
2014-02-25, 04:29 PM
Ain't "ain't" in the O.E.D.?

Omeganaut
2014-02-28, 11:29 AM
Isn't the OED a UN project to take over the world via economics?

Zar Peter
2014-03-01, 04:22 AM
You mean the UN hasn't already taken over?

FinnLassie
2014-03-01, 09:29 AM
What's this, the United Nibblers?

Scarlet Knight
2014-03-08, 05:19 PM
Are they the people promoting "bit" coins?

EmeraldRose
2014-03-08, 08:42 PM
Why would you want to bite the coins?

Targ Collective
2014-03-08, 10:35 PM
Maybe to check if they're real gold?

FinnLassie
2014-03-09, 04:42 AM
Why would I want real gold?

Zar Peter
2014-03-09, 05:35 AM
Don't you need it to turn it into lead?

AKA_Bait
2014-03-10, 09:07 AM
Can you build a zeppelin out of gold?

EmeraldRose
2014-03-10, 12:06 PM
Wouldn't it be spelled Led then?

Targ Collective
2014-03-10, 12:29 PM
Who's being Led again?

Zar Peter
2014-03-10, 04:23 PM
Isn't that the brother of Zed?

FinnLassie
2014-03-10, 06:15 PM
Why did you have to bring up Zed?

EmeraldRose
2014-03-10, 06:27 PM
When did we start calling Zeb that? :smallconfused:

Targ Collective
2014-03-10, 06:54 PM
Isn't Zed's alternate-universe 'doppelganger' and 'brother' technically called 'dez'?

Passive Pete
2014-03-10, 07:30 PM
Why did I almost think you misspelled doppelganger?

Zar Peter
2014-03-11, 02:31 AM
Don't you know that in reality its written "Doppelgänger"?

FinnLassie
2014-03-11, 03:15 AM
Maybe it's due to their lack of a Nordic/German keyboard that no ä was present?

EmeraldRose
2014-03-11, 07:41 AM
Didn't they know they can do those functions on a regular keyboard as well?

AKA_Bait
2014-03-11, 09:47 AM
You still use a keyboard?

Zar Peter
2014-03-11, 04:29 PM
You mean using a keyboard is out already?

FinnLassie
2014-03-11, 04:40 PM
Hey, if the keyboard came out, let's not be judgmental okay?

Scarlet Knight
2014-03-11, 07:10 PM
Are we talking about the plug?

AKA_Bait
2014-03-12, 01:41 PM
Is that a slur?

Laughing Dog
2014-03-12, 02:23 PM
Does this remind anyone of Abbot & Costello?

FinnLassie
2014-03-12, 03:24 PM
Is that an ice cream brand?

Zar Peter
2014-03-12, 03:43 PM
They made ice-cream, too?

Targ Collective
2014-03-12, 08:52 PM
Ice-cream, hmm.... Who wants ice-cream?

TiaC
2014-03-13, 01:07 AM
Do you know how many people are lactose-intolerant?

FinnLassie
2014-03-13, 02:11 AM
Or worse, allergic to dairy? *silently weeps*

Zar Peter
2014-03-13, 02:22 AM
Isn't there ice-cream made without dairy products?

AKA_Bait
2014-03-13, 02:59 PM
Is non-dairy ice-cream part of the vast vegan conspiracy?

Targ Collective
2014-03-13, 04:49 PM
Wait, there's a vast vegan conspiracy? Aren't vegans a little undernourished to run a conspiracy?

FinnLassie
2014-03-13, 06:19 PM
Isn't that a bit harsh?

Passive Pete
2014-03-13, 07:17 PM
Who's to say what's harsh and what's not when it comes to vegans?

TiaC
2014-03-13, 07:25 PM
When does anyone get to decide when someone else is offended?

Scarlet Knight
2014-03-13, 08:56 PM
You're not married, are you?

TiaC
2014-03-13, 11:42 PM
But does marriage make it right, or only accepted?

Targ Collective
2014-03-14, 01:15 AM
I'm beginning to get bored with this conversation, are you?

Zar Peter
2014-03-14, 03:45 AM
Can't you just change the subject of the discussion if you are bored?

FinnLassie
2014-03-14, 03:50 AM
How did you sleep last night?

Scarlet Knight
2014-03-15, 01:12 PM
Are you able to tell that I was up late?

AKA_Bait
2014-03-16, 11:51 AM
Is it true that you can never make up for lost sleep?

EmeraldRose
2014-03-16, 12:18 PM
Would vast quantities of coffee cancel out the hours of lost sleep?

Zar Peter
2014-03-16, 02:17 PM
But what if you finally find the sleep despite all the coffee?

Dudeons
2014-03-16, 02:19 PM
Wouldn't that depend entirely on how much coffee you drank?

Targ Collective
2014-03-16, 04:59 PM
Isn't dreaming fun?

FinnLassie
2014-03-17, 04:02 AM
What kind of dreams are we talking about?

AKA_Bait
2014-03-17, 09:09 AM
Aren't some dreams socially unacceptable?

Scarlet Knight
2014-03-17, 09:16 AM
How would anybody else know?

Zar Peter
2014-03-17, 02:38 PM
What if I dream social inacceptable dreams and forget them when I wake up?

EmeraldRose
2014-03-17, 02:45 PM
Are you telling me that someone is trying to censor our dreams?

AKA_Bait
2014-03-17, 02:50 PM
Like in Inception?

FinnLassie
2014-03-17, 05:54 PM
Is that one of the films Leonardo DiCaprio didn't get an oscar for?

Omeganaut
2014-03-18, 06:10 PM
Did Ellen not give him his Oscar?

Passive Pete
2014-03-18, 09:14 PM
Don't you think Oscar and Ellen would be a good name for a romantic comedy? :smallconfused:

Targ Collective
2014-03-19, 06:32 AM
Wouldn't 'The High Life' be an excellent name for a documentary on aviation?

FinnLassie
2014-03-19, 07:50 AM
What kind of aviation are we talking about?

AKA_Bait
2014-03-19, 09:44 AM
Are we sure that drugs and airplanes mix?

EmeraldRose
2014-03-19, 09:47 AM
Why are you giving the airplanes drugs?

Targ Collective
2014-03-19, 12:58 PM
Maybe it's to make them fly?

Zar Peter
2014-03-19, 03:33 PM
You think that's better than Kerosine?

AKA_Bait
2014-03-19, 03:52 PM
Really, is there anything better than kerosene?

Scarlet Knight
2014-03-19, 06:06 PM
Was that the sauce on my last in-flight meal? :smallyuk:

FinnLassie
2014-03-20, 09:06 AM
Did you have pasta?

Targ Collective
2014-03-20, 02:15 PM
Isn't pasta nice?

Zar Peter
2014-03-20, 03:06 PM
You want pasta with mice?

ElBeardo
2014-03-20, 10:32 PM
Why must you always question my taste in pasta?

Omeganaut
2014-03-20, 10:58 PM
Are you an impasta? (get it?)

EmeraldRose
2014-03-21, 08:15 AM
Was it necessary to ask the second question?

AKA_Bait
2014-03-21, 09:06 AM
Would the real Emerald Rose ask that?

Zar Peter
2014-03-21, 01:32 PM
You mean that is not Emerald Rose?

FinnLassie
2014-03-21, 05:58 PM
Isn't it written without the space?

Targ Collective
2014-03-31, 10:19 PM
Who is the real EmeraldRose anyway? Ohmygawsh, what if she's Emerald Rose in disguise?

EmeraldRose
2014-03-31, 10:44 PM
Are you insinuating that I am not me?

Zar Peter
2014-04-01, 04:11 AM
Are you or are you not you?

FinnLassie
2014-04-01, 05:49 AM
Is it really that important to know?

Targ Collective
2014-04-01, 06:46 AM
FinnLassie, is there or is there not a Finn Lassie?

Moff Chumley
2014-04-02, 06:16 PM
What's a Finn Lassie?

Zar Peter
2014-04-03, 06:14 AM
Is it a collie from Finland?

Fay Graydon
2014-04-03, 06:33 AM
Are there any Collies in Finland? :smallconfused:

FinnLassie
2014-04-03, 06:57 AM
Are you trying to tell me I'm not real? :smallfrown:

EmeraldRose
2014-04-03, 07:58 AM
Should we gang up on them to prove we are real or just ignore them and pretend they aren't real?

Targ Collective
2014-04-03, 01:59 PM
How can you objectively prove the reality of anything?

V That's... a good question. Maybe the little dancing fairies really *are* real... a frightening concept. :p

Or perhaps there are levels of reality and unreality. I wonder if they can affect each other?

Moff Chumley
2014-04-03, 04:06 PM
How could things effect you if they don't exist?

Zar Peter
2014-04-05, 04:12 AM
You mean, the prove for you that I exist is me hitting you in the face with my fist? :smalltongue:

Scarlet Knight
2014-04-05, 07:46 AM
Don't you believe that imaginary things can also cause pain? :smallconfused:

Targ Collective
2014-04-05, 09:11 AM
Did you know that sometimes people can get cuts, rashes and even wounds from *dreams*? They heal really fast though.

FinnLassie
2014-04-05, 08:11 PM
Why did you follow the question with a regular sentence?

EmeraldRose
2014-04-06, 02:11 PM
Is there a rule that says we can't?

Zar Peter
2014-04-06, 02:22 PM
Haven't you read the first post on the first page of this thread?

the_fennecfox
2014-04-06, 03:03 PM
You would know, you started this thread didn't you?

Dirtytabs
2014-04-07, 02:16 AM
Has this thread turned meta?

FinnLassie
2014-04-07, 05:54 AM
Or perhaps meatballs?

EmeraldRose
2014-04-07, 08:42 AM
Are they bacon meatballs?

Targ Collective
2014-04-07, 09:17 AM
What about sushi meatballs? Mmm...

Zar Peter
2014-04-07, 12:27 PM
Isn't a sushi meatball an abomination in itself?

FinnLassie
2014-04-07, 01:15 PM
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Dirtytabs
2014-04-07, 02:22 PM
Well, are you thinking about food?

EmeraldRose
2014-04-07, 05:30 PM
Isn't it getting pretty close to dinnertime?

Scarlet Knight
2014-04-07, 09:54 PM
Do you eat as a family?

FinnLassie
2014-04-08, 03:39 AM
You ate your family? :smalleek:

Omeganaut
2014-04-08, 11:44 PM
Have you not eaten your family?

Dirtytabs
2014-04-09, 04:24 AM
For how long could they feed you?

the_fennecfox
2014-04-09, 10:23 AM
That depends, How many people are there in your family?

Razanir
2014-04-09, 11:15 AM
That depends, How many people are there in your family?

Humans or non-humans?

FinnLassie
2014-04-09, 01:28 PM
Are you a cannibal?

EmeraldRose
2014-04-09, 02:05 PM
Does it really matter?

Targ Collective
2014-04-10, 05:21 AM
Why *wouldn't* it matter in civilised society?

Razanir
2014-04-10, 08:13 AM
Why *wouldn't* it matter in civilised society?

But isn't Soylent Green civilized?

Corwin Icewolf
2014-04-10, 11:30 AM
What's so great about green anyway? Why can't it be soylent purple? Or soylent dark chartreuse?

FinnLassie
2014-04-10, 05:01 PM
Why are there so many questions?! :smalleek:

Scarlet Knight
2014-04-10, 06:28 PM
Don't you believe that each question is a cobblestone in the road to wisdom?

EmeraldRose
2014-04-10, 08:12 PM
What if each question is another squirt of grease on the slippery slope to madness?

Dirtytabs
2014-04-11, 04:11 AM
Who said madness is a slippery slope?

Zar Peter
2014-04-11, 04:56 AM
Isn't madness a music group?

Corwin Icewolf
2014-04-11, 05:36 AM
Isn't it also a song?

Razanir
2014-04-11, 07:46 AM
What is a song but organized noise?

Targ Collective
2014-04-11, 07:52 AM
Well, what is noise but disorganised song?

Corwin Icewolf
2014-04-11, 10:10 PM
What is song noise but a grated turnip?

Dirtytabs
2014-04-12, 02:00 AM
Are grated turnips really a thing?

Corwin Icewolf
2014-04-12, 08:16 AM
Is that really the thing you find most weird about my last post in this thread?

Targ Collective
2014-04-12, 08:59 AM
Isn't the three-post rule a thing?

FinnLassie
2014-04-13, 03:28 AM
Perhaps new participants get a little too excited?

DarkLightDragon
2014-04-13, 10:29 AM
Why don't we put a training program in place?

Scarlet Knight
2014-04-13, 09:27 PM
Where do we sign up?

Targ Collective
2014-04-13, 11:23 PM
Why'd we ant to sign up for a training program when we're clearly already trained?

Razanir
2014-04-13, 11:25 PM
But is there such a thing as too much knowledge?

Corwin Icewolf
2014-04-14, 05:49 AM
Why don't we ask the grandfather of all knowledge?

Solse
2014-04-14, 08:17 AM
Who is the grandfather of all knowledge?

Targ Collective
2014-04-14, 11:26 AM
As far as magic is concerned (and let's face it magic is the best possible thing to have knowledge of) the grandfather of all knowledge is Odin, surely?

FinnLassie
2014-04-14, 04:13 PM
Why does Odin remind me of Odette?

Corwin Icewolf
2014-04-14, 07:27 PM
What is an Odette?

Razanir
2014-04-14, 07:37 PM
Is it a type of omelette?

Targ Collective
2014-04-15, 04:10 AM
Good with cheese perhaps?

FinnLassie
2014-04-15, 12:59 PM
Why do you guys always have to remind me of food I can't eat? :smallfrown:

Dirtytabs
2014-04-15, 05:41 PM
Are you allergic, on a diet, lactose intolerant, or something else?

Razanir
2014-04-15, 07:02 PM
Could he be a robot?

Scarlet Knight
2014-04-16, 10:24 PM
Shouldn't the sentence be "Could it be a robot" rather than he ?

the_fennecfox
2014-04-17, 09:10 AM
Can robots not have genders?

ThePhantom
2014-04-17, 04:30 PM
Are you sure that's the right question?

FinnLassie
2014-04-17, 04:37 PM
And why was I called a he? :smalleek:

Razanir
2014-04-17, 06:19 PM
Is it not a rule on the internet, "Male until proven female"?

(Although I'll admit the Lassie in the name should have given it away)

Dirtytabs
2014-04-18, 09:09 AM
Does this have something to do with the "pics or it didn't happen" thing?

EmeraldRose
2014-04-18, 01:11 PM
Isn't that the thing we aren't supposed to talk about? :smallconfused:

ThePhantom
2014-04-18, 03:32 PM
So, do you want to play a game?

Razanir
2014-04-18, 03:41 PM
Do you want to build a snowman?

FinnLassie
2014-04-18, 04:20 PM
Why does everything end up being Disney?

Scarlet Knight
2014-04-18, 06:07 PM
Who doesn't adore Disney?

Zar Peter
2014-04-19, 05:19 PM
Do you mean Disney as man or Disney as trademark?

Dirtytabs
2014-04-19, 06:08 PM
Does anyone really like Disney-the-person?

EmeraldRose
2014-04-19, 11:18 PM
Is there still a living Disney?

FinnLassie
2014-04-20, 03:02 PM
Are you saying he's immortal? :smalleek:

Corwin Icewolf
2014-04-20, 03:29 PM
Are you saying he's immortal? :smalleek:

Did he not freeze himself?

Zar Peter
2014-04-21, 02:49 AM
Like Han Solo?

Razanir
2014-04-21, 08:39 AM
Did he shoot first?

Laughing Dog
2014-04-21, 09:05 AM
Who? When? Where? Why? What?

FinnLassie
2014-04-21, 10:38 AM
Are you serious?

smellie_hippie
2014-04-21, 10:49 AM
Would you please stop calling me Shirley? :smalltongue:

Razanir
2014-04-21, 10:58 AM
When have I ever called you Shirley, Shirley?

EmeraldRose
2014-04-21, 11:58 AM
Have you had enough sleep?

Solse
2014-04-21, 03:09 PM
Would 6-7 hours count as enough?

FinnLassie
2014-04-21, 06:16 PM
Who wants to sleep when you can have an endless supply of stomach cramps?

smellie_hippie
2014-04-22, 11:02 AM
Can't I have both? :smallconfused:

Dirtytabs
2014-04-22, 06:27 PM
What would you want both of them for?

EmeraldRose
2014-04-23, 09:10 AM
Why wouldn't you want both of them?

Targ Collective
2014-04-23, 09:16 AM
Maybe you don't *want* an endless supply of stomach cramps?

FinnLassie
2014-04-23, 10:40 AM
Are you trying to say something?

Razanir
2014-04-23, 10:54 AM
Or am I trying to say something?

smellie_hippie
2014-04-23, 02:28 PM
Is that why you quoted yourself?

Targ Collective
2014-04-23, 02:57 PM
Ooh, brew-meister. I'll take a freshly brewed coffee maybe?

FinnLassie
2014-04-23, 03:01 PM
That foul stuff again?

5a Violista
2014-04-23, 04:57 PM
How can it be 'again' without having it in the first place?

EmeraldRose
2014-04-24, 09:56 AM
Was it made with reannuals?

Scarlet Knight
2014-04-26, 06:28 AM
Is that the same as perennials?

Dirtytabs
2014-04-26, 04:03 PM
What's this about flowers?

Razanir
2014-04-26, 04:05 PM
What type of flour?

Targ Collective
2014-04-26, 04:53 PM
Flour you say? Maybe bake me some cupcakes to go with my coffee?

FinnLassie
2014-04-27, 05:49 AM
Why are there so many questions?

Zar Peter
2014-04-27, 12:10 PM
Have you read the title of the thread?

Razanir
2014-04-27, 12:26 PM
Is that why we all seem so indecisive? I just thought we had a lot of questions.

EmeraldRose
2014-04-27, 02:08 PM
Who says we're indecisive?

FinnLassie
2014-04-27, 04:29 PM
What are you trying to imply?

Targ Collective
2014-04-27, 06:40 PM
Hey, calm down everyone - where's the proof anyone's trying to imply anything?

AKA_Bait
2014-04-28, 12:20 PM
Since when do we need proof?

Dirtytabs
2014-04-28, 01:17 PM
Did you know proofs are also trial impressions if we're talking about printing?

smellie_hippie
2014-04-28, 01:43 PM
Would you think less of me if I didn't know that about proofs? :smallfrown:

EmeraldRose
2014-04-28, 04:03 PM
Do we get to sample the various percentages?

FinnLassie
2014-04-28, 05:15 PM
Can't we do fractions instead?

Scarlet Knight
2014-04-28, 07:09 PM
Aren't fractions and percentages just different ways of saying the same thing?

Razanir
2014-04-28, 08:33 PM
What about decimals?

Jeff the Green
2014-04-29, 04:48 AM
Aren't decimals a French plot to destabilize Anglophone currency?

smellie_hippie
2014-04-29, 09:50 AM
You assume we're stable now? :smallconfused:

Zar Peter
2014-04-29, 01:38 PM
You mean you're unstable?