View Full Version : TPAY/TPBY In Denial III: Never Discontinued

2014-02-20, 06:40 PM
The rules are simple. You post an accusation of something TPBY is guilty of, and the next poster presents their denial of that accusation.
The rules from PurityIceKiller's words.

Here is an example, following the tradition of what it has been in the last 2 threads.

Yesterday, TPBM smeared their body with cake batter and frosting and attempting to bake themselves in my oven.

I did nothing of the sort! It was your sister who tried to make a cake and caused it to explode all over the kitchen!

Without further interruptions, let us begin.

TPBM cut my brakelines. On my computer

2014-02-21, 10:48 PM
What brakelines? I only cut the power lines to your house!

Errr... I mean, TPBM cut the power lines to your house.

2014-02-22, 05:21 PM
Of course not! I cut your clotheslines.

However, TPBM threw mud all over the hanging clothes.

Dire Moose
2014-02-22, 05:42 PM
I did nothing of the sort! It was the herd of buffalo that just stampeded through here before you showed up!

TPBM, why did you kill my dog?

2014-02-22, 05:44 PM
I did not! Unless of course it was that bump in my car.

But that was when TPBM cut my brakelines.

2014-02-23, 02:44 PM
What brakelines? I never heard of any brakelines? I don't think they even exist!

It was TPBM who created the illusion of brakelines for the explicit purpose of confusing people!

2014-02-23, 04:14 PM
But I don't have any levels in illusionist! I have levels in rogue and pyromancer for crying out loud!

TPBM was the one who sold the car with the lousy brakelines.

2014-02-23, 04:17 PM
I would never do anything of the sort! I've only ever made illusions of dogs.

TPBM dented my car!

@v Ninja'd! errr...

TPBM was the one who sold the car with the lousy brakelines.

I don't sell cars only buffalo, although they seem to have gone missing...

TBPM opened the Buffalo inclosure!

2014-02-23, 05:49 PM
Two things to deny? Which do I choose? I can't decide! (The first)
What lousy brakelines? Only cut ones.

TPBM infiltrated my car dealership and replaced the cut brakelines with lousy ones.

Targ Collective
2014-03-08, 08:05 PM
What? I never did! And I can prove it too because I have the person who cut the brakelines here, and the person who replaced the cut brakelines here.

With that out of the way, TPBM summoned an infernal spirit who possessed my dog!

2014-03-09, 07:33 AM
Nonsense! Your dog wasn't possessed, he just had rabies! Very unfortunate, but hardly my fault.

Now your cat on the other hand... that was TPBM.

2014-03-10, 10:15 AM
I had nothing to do with that! Cat's are just demonic by nature, and I happened to be across the street with a summoning circle!

TPBM! I am shocked and appalled at you! You've stolen my artist's block! Give it back, I need it to hold down my papers!

2014-03-10, 04:25 PM
NO! But maybe I stole the canvas...

It was you, TPBM, you must have blown up the interwebs!

Targ Collective
2014-03-10, 04:37 PM
What? No! Not yet anyway...

PBM, you have unleashed a thousand screaming demons on an enemy wizard! Admit it!

Passive Pete
2014-03-10, 07:28 PM
I've done nothing of that sort! It was actually 999. . .

TPBM, why the hell did you just break down my door and steal all the cream cheese?! NOT COOL!

2014-03-11, 10:54 PM
Why would I steal your cream cheese when there were so many pastries hiding in your fridge... I mean, I don't know what you're talking about, who in their right mind would steal pastries... er I mean cream cheese?! :smalltongue:

TPBM however, they... they... they taught my parrot how to sing... out of key! :smalleek:

2014-03-12, 05:57 PM
Lies! The only thing that parrot could have learned from me is how to yodel.

It was you, TPBM, you were the one who taught the parrot all the words to every song on Spinal Tap's first album!

2014-04-01, 09:38 PM
I did not!!! the second however...

tpbm killed my pet snowball in his sleep and pour water in his bed.

2014-04-03, 01:01 PM
I did not! I only put a heat lamp in his room.

TPBM decided it was a good idea to punch my imaginary friend, then they did it!:smalleek:

Dire Moose
2014-04-05, 11:11 AM
No, I only punched his equally imaginary girlfriend.

TPBM sank my battleship.

2014-04-05, 05:50 PM
I obviously did not. I sunk your aircraft carrier.

TPBM, you're the reason Waldo is hiding, aren't you?

Targ Collective
2014-04-05, 06:00 PM
What? No! I'm his wizard accomplice!

(Bonus points if you get the reference.)

You! It's you who transmogrified me into a pony TPBM! How can I read my spellbooks with hooves???

2014-04-05, 10:52 PM
What?! Outrageous! I only teleported you to the Equestria universe, which transformed you on its own!

TPBM cheated me in a poker game!

2014-04-05, 11:21 PM
That's absurd! I can't even play poker properly!

TPBM took the last slice of my pizza!

2014-04-06, 09:26 AM
NO I DID NOT! I would never eat the pizza. Unless, of course, it had bacon.

TPBM cut out the cable by hitting it with his car!

2014-04-06, 12:29 PM
NO I DID NOT! I would never eat the pizza. Unless, of course, it had bacon.

TPBM cut out the cable by hitting it with his car!

I most certainly did not! I don't even have a car!

TPBM stole my car last week!

Dire Moose
2014-04-06, 08:12 PM
Obviously not, as I'm stealing it right now.


I just made a sandwich, and then after I went to get a drink I found TPBM had eaten my sandwich! Why would you do that?

Targ Collective
2014-04-06, 08:36 PM
It wasn't me! It was TPBM who ate the sandwich!

And he ate mine too!

2014-04-07, 12:33 AM
What?! Of course not! Those were my sandwiches that I made myself!

TPBM swapped the sugar and salt!

2014-04-11, 06:14 AM
No I didn't! I swapped the pepper and salt, then pepper and sugar.

TPBM is the dastardly one who put the wrong labels on the salt and sugar!