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Duck999
2014-02-20, 06:40 PM
The rules are simple. You post an accusation of something TPBY is guilty of, and the next poster presents their denial of that accusation.
The rules from PurityIceKiller's words.

Here is an example, following the tradition of what it has been in the last 2 threads.

Yesterday, TPBM smeared their body with cake batter and frosting and attempting to bake themselves in my oven.

I did nothing of the sort! It was your sister who tried to make a cake and caused it to explode all over the kitchen!

Without further interruptions, let us begin.

TPBM cut my brakelines. On my computer

Zweisteine
2014-02-21, 10:48 PM
What brakelines? I only cut the power lines to your house!

Errr... I mean, TPBM cut the power lines to your house.

Dudeons
2014-02-22, 05:21 PM
Of course not! I cut your clotheslines.

However, TPBM threw mud all over the hanging clothes.

Dire Moose
2014-02-22, 05:42 PM
I did nothing of the sort! It was the herd of buffalo that just stampeded through here before you showed up!

TPBM, why did you kill my dog?

Duck999
2014-02-22, 05:44 PM
I did not! Unless of course it was that bump in my car.

But that was when TPBM cut my brakelines.

Zweisteine
2014-02-23, 02:44 PM
What brakelines? I never heard of any brakelines? I don't think they even exist!

It was TPBM who created the illusion of brakelines for the explicit purpose of confusing people!

Drakeburn
2014-02-23, 04:14 PM
But I don't have any levels in illusionist! I have levels in rogue and pyromancer for crying out loud!

TPBM was the one who sold the car with the lousy brakelines.

Nemixen
2014-02-23, 04:17 PM
I would never do anything of the sort! I've only ever made illusions of dogs.

TPBM dented my car!

@v Ninja'd! errr...

TPBM was the one who sold the car with the lousy brakelines.

I don't sell cars only buffalo, although they seem to have gone missing...

TBPM opened the Buffalo inclosure!

Duck999
2014-02-23, 05:49 PM
Two things to deny? Which do I choose? I can't decide! (The first)
What lousy brakelines? Only cut ones.

TPBM infiltrated my car dealership and replaced the cut brakelines with lousy ones.

Targ Collective
2014-03-08, 08:05 PM
What? I never did! And I can prove it too because I have the person who cut the brakelines here, and the person who replaced the cut brakelines here.

With that out of the way, TPBM summoned an infernal spirit who possessed my dog!

Dudeons
2014-03-09, 07:33 AM
Nonsense! Your dog wasn't possessed, he just had rabies! Very unfortunate, but hardly my fault.

Now your cat on the other hand... that was TPBM.

Balmas
2014-03-10, 10:15 AM
I had nothing to do with that! Cat's are just demonic by nature, and I happened to be across the street with a summoning circle!

TPBM! I am shocked and appalled at you! You've stolen my artist's block! Give it back, I need it to hold down my papers!

Duck999
2014-03-10, 04:25 PM
NO! But maybe I stole the canvas...

It was you, TPBM, you must have blown up the interwebs!

Targ Collective
2014-03-10, 04:37 PM
What? No! Not yet anyway...

PBM, you have unleashed a thousand screaming demons on an enemy wizard! Admit it!

Passive Pete
2014-03-10, 07:28 PM
I've done nothing of that sort! It was actually 999. . .

TPBM, why the hell did you just break down my door and steal all the cream cheese?! NOT COOL!

ShadowySilence
2014-03-11, 10:54 PM
Why would I steal your cream cheese when there were so many pastries hiding in your fridge... I mean, I don't know what you're talking about, who in their right mind would steal pastries... er I mean cream cheese?! :smalltongue:

TPBM however, they... they... they taught my parrot how to sing... out of key! :smalleek:

Orm-Embar
2014-03-12, 05:57 PM
Lies! The only thing that parrot could have learned from me is how to yodel.

It was you, TPBM, you were the one who taught the parrot all the words to every song on Spinal Tap's first album!

riaierb
2014-04-01, 09:38 PM
I did not!!! the second however...


tpbm killed my pet snowball in his sleep and pour water in his bed.

Duck999
2014-04-03, 01:01 PM
I did not! I only put a heat lamp in his room.

TPBM decided it was a good idea to punch my imaginary friend, then they did it!:smalleek:

Dire Moose
2014-04-05, 11:11 AM
No, I only punched his equally imaginary girlfriend.

TPBM sank my battleship.

Shadebolt
2014-04-05, 05:50 PM
I obviously did not. I sunk your aircraft carrier.

TPBM, you're the reason Waldo is hiding, aren't you?

Targ Collective
2014-04-05, 06:00 PM
What? No! I'm his wizard accomplice!

(Bonus points if you get the reference.)

You! It's you who transmogrified me into a pony TPBM! How can I read my spellbooks with hooves???

Lheticus
2014-04-05, 10:52 PM
What?! Outrageous! I only teleported you to the Equestria universe, which transformed you on its own!

TPBM cheated me in a poker game!

DarkLightDragon
2014-04-05, 11:21 PM
That's absurd! I can't even play poker properly!

TPBM took the last slice of my pizza!

Duck999
2014-04-06, 09:26 AM
NO I DID NOT! I would never eat the pizza. Unless, of course, it had bacon.

TPBM cut out the cable by hitting it with his car!

Razanir
2014-04-06, 12:29 PM
NO I DID NOT! I would never eat the pizza. Unless, of course, it had bacon.

TPBM cut out the cable by hitting it with his car!

I most certainly did not! I don't even have a car!

TPBM stole my car last week!

Dire Moose
2014-04-06, 08:12 PM
Obviously not, as I'm stealing it right now.

*vroom*

I just made a sandwich, and then after I went to get a drink I found TPBM had eaten my sandwich! Why would you do that?

Targ Collective
2014-04-06, 08:36 PM
It wasn't me! It was TPBM who ate the sandwich!

And he ate mine too!

DarkLightDragon
2014-04-07, 12:33 AM
What?! Of course not! Those were my sandwiches that I made myself!

TPBM swapped the sugar and salt!

Duck999
2014-04-11, 06:14 AM
No I didn't! I swapped the pepper and salt, then pepper and sugar.

TPBM is the dastardly one who put the wrong labels on the salt and sugar!