An acronym for "Paladin"?

[Professor Tanhauser]

All this talk about paladines makes me wonder if someone ever did an acronym for them?

Since a lot of paladins are pompous and arrogant, maybe the P and the A could stand for pompous and arrogant. Now the L, what to make that mean?

[Setra]

Powerful
And
Lawful
Angel of
Death to
Iniquitous
Ne'r do wells

[Twilight Jack]

Ooooo, how about an anagram?

I like "pain lad"

[Leather_Book_Wizard]

Pompous
Arogant
Lame
Ambitious
Dumb
Inable to break their code
Numbskulls

Best I could come up with.

[Twilight Jack]

Or "anal dip"

[Twilight Jack]

Or, since they're so helpful, "aid plan"

[Setra]

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Paladin

[Mad Scientist]

Powerful
And
Lawful
Angel of
Death to
Iniquitous
Ne'r do wells

That's awesome! How about
Presumptuous
And
Litigious
Avatars of
Destruction to
Innocent
Nobodies.

[Setra]

That's awesome! How about
Presumptuous
And
Litigious
Avatars of
Destruction to
Innocent
Nobodies.

There is a difference between Miko and other Paladins to quote "She is the exception, not the rule"

[Finwe]

People Attracting Larks Around Dinner Insufficiently Navigate

[MReav]

Professionally Altruistic and Lawful Administrators of Divinely Inspired Nailings.

Perhaps A Leading Aggravation of Dungeonmasters Interested in Nastiness

[Tornek the Unhygenic]

Paranoid
And
Largly
Arrogantt
Dull
Intermediate
Nobodys

[Demented]

Paladin doesn't make kind anagrams... Aside from "Aid Plan". Ouch.

The Acronyms!

True Paladins:
Peace
And
Love
Assist
Destruction
If
Necessary

Hack 'n Slash Paladins:
Paladins
Attract
Laughable
And
Depressingly
Impressionable
Nwbies

Miko:
Powerful
Aspirant
Likes
Assault
Despite
Inner
Neutrality

[gornt]

Howabout that old poem that Mom told be when I was but a tot?

P is for plate mail that shines in the night
and A is for Aura that tells wrong from right
L is for Lawfulness, strict and controlling
and A for the awfullness when that gets annoying
D for the divine damage their doing beside you
and I for all the irritating ways they remind you
and N for the nuts that they show in a fight
But never for niceness cuz the f*ing uptight

[fwiffo]

Paladin doesn't make kind anagrams... Aside from "Aid Plan". Ouch.

Not going for "Laid Pan"? Hey, who knows? Pan is a Satyr, and they be horny little buggers. And she does need to loosen up a bit.:smalltongue:

[ElfLad]

A Plaid "N"

Scottish.

[fall_ark]

Howabout that old poem that Mom told be when I was but a tot?

P is for plate mail that shines in the night
and A is for Aura that tells wrong from right
L is for Lawfulness, strict and controlling
and A for the awfullness when that gets annoying
D for the divine damage their doing beside you
and I for all the irritating ways they remind you
and N for the nuts that they show in a fight
But never for niceness cuz the f*ing uptight


Hey, that's cute!
I guess Thog would like to hear it.

[Citacion]

Pompous
Arogant
Lame
Ambitious
Dumb
Inable to break their code
Numbskulls

Best I could come up with.

My best friend played a paladin in our last campaign and that was soooo her PC.

[Lilivati]

Howabout that old poem that Mom told be when I was but a tot?

P is for plate mail that shines in the night
and A is for Aura that tells wrong from right
L is for Lawfulness, strict and controlling
and A for the awfullness when that gets annoying
D for the divine damage their doing beside you
and I for all the irritating ways they remind you
and N for the nuts that they show in a fight
But never for niceness cuz the f*ing uptight
I love this.

[Professor Tanhauser]

I was thinking the I might stand for "Intolerant"....

[MolotovH]

An order of paladins could be...

Potential
Allies
Lurking
Among
Deeply
Invested
Narcissists

(Acronyms make Thog's head feel bad! :thog: )

[Solara]

My turn:

Potentially
Aggravating
Lawful
And
Definitely
Intolerant
Nutjobs
Sometimes they kick ass though. :smallsmile:

[Professor Tanhauser]

My turn:

Potentially
Aggravating
Lawful
And
Definitely
Intolerant
Nutjobs
Sometimes they kick ass though. :smallsmile:

Try changing "Potentially" to "perpetually"

[kamikasei]

All this talk about paladines makes me wonder if someone ever did an acronym for them?

Since a lot of paladins are pompous and arrogant, maybe the P and the A could stand for pompous and arrogant. Now the L, what to make that mean?

Actually, what you're looking for is an acrostic. "Paladin" would then be the acronym for the resulting acrostic. </pedant>

Punctiliously
Acting
Lawfully,
Alas,
Doesn't
Interpret
Nuances

[Hephaestus]

Miko:
Mildly
Idiotic and
Killed shojo

yeah I'm bad at these...

[Edna]

Potentially
Annoying
Lawful
Agent of
Divinity
Is
Needed