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Deus Mortus
2007-01-31, 01:20 PM

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Titles: His Holy Noodleness, FSM, Lord of Pasta
Homeplane: Material Plane (the sky)
Power Level: Overgod
Alignment: Lawfull Neutral
Domains: Pasta, air and chaos

Superior: None

The Pasta Domain

Granted Powers
You may summon up to three dishes of Spaghetti (lesser restoration when eaten) per day, the effect becomes restoration at lvl 10 and greater restoration at lvl 20

Pasta Domain Spells

1 Summon Lesser Pasta Elemental
2 Web of Pasta (same effects as the web spell)
3 Noodly Revenge (same effects as bestow curse, lesser)
4 Mighty Meatball (Large ball rolls in a straight line from the caster dealin 4d6 damage to everyone in it's line, reflex safe negates half damage, remains for 1 round/level)
5 Summon Pasta Elemental
6 Mighty Noodly Revenge (same effects as bestow curse)
7 Spaghetti Sauce Stain (30ft emenation from caster, -2 cha, no save, lasts 1 round/level)
8 Summon Elder Pasta Elemental
9 Summon Tentacle of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (20d6 damage, no save, target's one creature)Now I only have to stat out the pasta elementals, maybe some grapple attack...

2007-01-31, 01:21 PM
You need to stat the diety itself out as well, using the Divine SRD

Deus Mortus
2007-01-31, 01:30 PM
I can use the one of d20srd.org, right and could you link me an example?

2007-01-31, 01:36 PM
Well, since the official Deity stats are non OGL I can't give you any of those, but they aren't too hard to understand (Though An overdeity gets lots of salient divine abilities)

Deus Mortus
2007-01-31, 01:48 PM
There aren't any homebrewed deity's you can link to?

2007-01-31, 02:14 PM
This (http://community.dicefreaks.com/viewtopic.php?t=3491) isn't exactly official WotC material, but if you really want to stat out a deity, it's as good a place as any to draw your material from.

Better, really.

2007-01-31, 06:13 PM
As my favorite defense atourney would say, HOLD IT!!!
Why exactly is FSM CN? He's the maker of all that is LAW! The 8 I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts are well, okay, at least Neutralish. And Good. All that is good.

FSM- NG. Or we'll argue strenuously when we don't have empty stomachs!

Deus Mortus
2007-02-01, 08:44 AM
Was meant to be LN, sorry typo ;)

2007-02-01, 11:15 PM
...but overgods dont care for worshipers... they have more pressing issues or somthing... like bolegnase or cabonara apparently.

Love the picture.

2007-02-03, 11:04 AM
Was meant to be LN, sorry typo ;)

Why does he have the Chaos domain?

mabriss lethe
2007-02-04, 12:07 AM
Perhaps think about exchanging the level 4 spell "mighty meatball" with this:

Touched by His Noodly Appendage: As the spell, Black Tentacles

Deus Mortus
2007-02-04, 03:32 PM
Why does he have the Chaos domain?

A big heap of spaghetti is pretty chaotic :P

2007-02-04, 03:40 PM
FSM- NG. Or we'll argue strenuously when we don't have empty stomachs!

RAmen. The FSM, at least as depicted in the Gospel, is highly benevolent.

2007-02-04, 05:34 PM
His Noodly Master chooses to have the Chaos domain, that is why he has the Chaos domain.