Crafting Disturbing Mental Image

[faerwain]

Just follow me for a second....

:vaarsuvius: "I theorize that the halfling does not possess a true sentient brain, like you or I, but rather a simple lump of nerve tissue that serves as a primitive "proto brain" that can only process two emotional reactions to people: Hate or Lust"

:belkar: "You killed the wacky old dude with the cat!?!? I mean, I actually LIKED that guy!"


Sweet dreams, everyone...

[Purre]

Hmm... think about Shojo/Belkar slash fiction.

*carves another disturbing mental image*

[Green Bean]

Must...resist...temptation...to...make...disturbin g...fanart

[Haruki-kun]

Belkar Awards: Most disturbing Mental Image..........

Well, we really can't get enough of those from Belkar.......

[BardicLasher]

We've gone over this in another thread. The consensus is that only applies to females and V. For Males, he has "Hate" and "Amused by." Shojo and Elan are amusing, so he likes them.

[faerwain]

Mhm, that theory sounds convincing...and comforting.


Must...resist...temptation...to...make...disturbin g...fanart

Go on, young artist..give in to your muse.

[The Extinguisher]

This is assuming that V's theory on Belkars brain is at all true.

[Teh_Jakester]

Just follow me for a second....

:vaarsuvius: "I theorize that the halfling does not possess a true sentient brain, like you or I, but rather a simple lump of nerve tissue that serves as a primitive "proto brain" that can only process two emotional reactions to people: Hate or Lust"

:belkar: "You killed the wacky old dude with the cat!?!? I mean, I actually LIKED that guy!"


Sweet dreams, everyone...

There are 2 explinations here.
1. Belkar Lusts for Shojo.
2. V is wrong.
I vote for 2.

[brian c]

We've gone over this in another thread. The consensus is that only applies to females and V. For Males, he has "Hate" and "Amused by." Shojo and Elan are amusing, so he likes them.

I don't think you can really say that he likes Elan, I mean he doesn't like him enough to not try to kill him for XP (although granted that was a long time ago)

[Green Bean]

Mhm, that theory sounds convincing...and comforting.



Go on, young artist..give in to your muse.

I SHALL NEVER GIVE IN!!!

(seriously though, I lasted all of ten minutes. I have the picture right here. Stupid wanting to see if I could pull it off-ness :smallbiggrin: )

[Demented]

My intense desire for self-immolation forces me to imagine that picture in lieu of evidence.
It's not nearly so intimidating in stick-figure style.

[skinkatlarge]

I ninja'd you here and here, though I'm not sure why I'm so eager to share in the blame. And Belkar's professed (presumably nonsexual) fondness for Elan does predate all this, anyway. I'd say V is just wrong, and we can all breathe a sigh of relief.

[Haruki-kun]

I think V IS wrong. I mean, Belkar doesn't seem to hate Elan, but not......the oher way either............. Same thing for Shojo, and maybe even Durkon.
V probably formulated that theory because (s)he couldn't find another explanaion to what happened in Azure city, but it apparently only works on females.

And DON'T take this to mean this can turn into a thread about V's gender. It doesn't matter that V was affected by it, cuz Belkar doesn't even know whether V's a guy or a girl.

[Erk]

nah, I think V is right, but Belkar doesn't switch to lust if he knows the other person is a guy, he just has normal "Like". In V's case the ambiguity threw off the lizard-brain.

[Demented]

Fact is, Belkar was drunk and his choices for kissing were either Durkon or V.

It's not much of a choice, is it?

[reorith]

Hmm... think about Shojo/Belkar slash fiction.

*carves another disturbing mental image*

i've already got one finished

[DomaDoma]

And I thought Belkar/Hermione would give me nightmares...

[Green Bean]

And I thought Belkar/Hermione would give me nightmares...

Hey, now that's scary, if only because of the potential of having little Belkars running around with destructive magical powers.

[dan4ster]

Ghaaa! I hope this doesn't end up as a rule #34!

If you don't know what rule #34 of the internet is...you'll live a better life not knowing...

[Haruki-kun]

Fact is, Belkar was drunk and his choices for kissing were either Durkon or V.

It's not much of a choice, is it?

That's................

Yeah, I think you're right. Fairly good point. At least with V he had a 50-50 chance.

[J_Muller]

Ghaaa! I hope this doesn't end up as a rule #34!

If you don't know what rule #34 of the internet is...you'll live a better life not knowing...

I'm comfortable with my life being a bit worse, so I looked it up.

Frankly, I had already assumed that without knowing there was a specific rule.

[Demented]

I've heard the DnD corollary.
Essentially, the same applies to prestige classes.

[elliott20]

(seriously though, I lasted all of ten minutes. I have the picture right here. Stupid wanting to see if I could pull it off-ness :smallbiggrin: )
That unholy relic that is your PC must now be destroyed and burnt to the ground, and the ashes exorcised.

no deleting it won't do. You can't just delete evil.

[Green Bean]

That unholy relic that is your PC must now be destroyed and burnt to the ground, and the ashes exorcised.

no deleting it won't do. You can't just delete evil.

Sure you can delete evil. It's right next to the " \ " key :smallbiggrin:

[J_Muller]

Your PC deserves to be disassembled, and have all of the parts shipped to different countries. If there are any parts left over, have them shot into the sun.

[elliott20]

Sure you can delete evil. It's right next to the " \ " key :smallbiggrin:
hey, how about that?
*hits the delete key, computer proceeds to speak in tongues*

well crap. I need a young priest and an old priest.

[kpenguin]

Methinks you must now go on a long and dangerous sidequest to destroy the unholy artifact you have created. Ye must first go to the mighty Oracle of the PC to obtain how to destroy the dark relic.

[elliott20]

only if I get to cross a bridge guarded by a man clad in black armor and easily detachable limbs.

[Green Bean]

hey, how about that?
*hits the delete key, computer proceeds to speak in tongues*

well crap. I need a young priest and an old priest.

The power of Banjo compels you!
The power of Banjo compels you!

Did it work? :smallbiggrin:

(I have to admit, my picture must be some kind of evil if it can corrupt your computer, even though I've never even posted it)

[elliott20]

The picture is like the friggin' necronomicon, just spawning itself in people's comps....

well, the computer is at least now amused by banjo as opposed to being a pissed off diefic personification of some unholy union.

[Grod_The_Giant]

We've gone over this in another thread. The consensus is that only applies to females and V. For Males, he has "Hate" and "Amused by." Shojo and Elan are amusing, so he likes them.

how did you reach that conclusion? Panel 5 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0335.html). Out of 7 people on the list, there are four girls and three guys (Roy, That Bilbo Tool and Gerald Ford).

[Heliomance]

We've gone over this in another thread. The consensus is that only applies to females and V. For Males, he has "Hate" and "Amused by." Shojo and Elan are amusing, so he likes them.

Make that about 5 other threads.


Ghaaa! I hope this doesn't end up as a rule #34!

If you don't know what rule #34 of the internet is...you'll live a better life not knowing...

Needs more desu. No exceptions. Or is that a different rule 34?

[Demented]

how did you reach that conclusion? Panel 5 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0335.html). Out of 7 people on the list, there are four girls and three guys (Roy, That Bilbo Tool and Gerald Ford).

It was assumed that V is wrong.
Also, don't forget Warwick Davis!

Miko is the only girl he hates, and he lusts after no man.

[Green Bean]

The picture is like the friggin' necronomicon, just spawning itself in people's comps....

well, the computer is at least now amused by banjo as opposed to being a pissed off diefic personification of some unholy union.

Remeber rule #103 of the Internet: No matter how disgusting a fandom pairing is, there will always be a fandom of something even grosser.

[elliott20]

thog and shojo? thog and shojo and belkar? thog, shojo, belkar, durkon, roy, AND the dead ogre chief in a giant man-pile?

[Green Bean]

thog and shojo? thog and shojo and belkar? thog, shojo, belkar, durkon, roy, AND the dead ogre chief in a giant man-pile?

See? And now, think of all the ways even that could get worse, and be thankful no on has mentioned them yet. :smallbiggrin:

[elliott20]

*makes a will save against "saying something stupid"*

*fails*

could you imagine being in the bottom of that pile and what that must be like for that unfortunate soul?

[Green Bean]

*makes a will save against "saying something stupid"*

*fails*

could you imagine being in the bottom of that pile and what that must be like for that unfortunate soul?

*fails sanity check*

I can taste key lime pie...

[dragongirl13]

:yuk:

Ewwww...excuse me, I have to go soak my brain in acid now.

:eek::yuk::eek::yuk:

Bleah!

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

I'll take the high-road and go with it just panders to his hate for Roy.

[Mordaedil]

Doesn't it occur to anyone that Belkar might "lust" to be in someones shoes?

[Mr Teufel]

quick! burn those shoes now!

[skinkatlarge]

Doesn't it occur to anyone that Belkar might "lust" to be in someones shoes?
Are you saying he's the only halfling in the multiverse with a shoe fetish?

Personally, the gay aspect is attractive, but the May-December part of a Shojo/Belkar pairing is a little off-putting. Though who knows how old Belkar is, with that demi-human longevity thing going on.

I bet Thog and the CitD could have a very fun, fairly innocent date, watching dwarf porn while eating ice cream with sprinkles. As long as it was gay porn - Thog doesn't like those girl cooties.

[Sarahsuke]

This is not a topic about the validity of V's Belkar Theory.

This is a topic about how immensely disturbing it would be if it were true in this case. And then some.

Whee! :smalltongue:

[Demented]

Well, Belkar's options for lust are now very limited. He could always settle for the nephew.

[Mordaedil]

I see Sarahsuke. That is clarifying.