"Player's Handbook" cast

[dani_carip]

Because I was bored today, I cast the Player’s Handbook, solely on appearance:

Krusk: Ed Anders… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026000/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026000/)
Gimble: Shaun Balbar… http://imdb.com/name/nm0049510/ (http://imdb.com/name/nm0049510/)
Jozan: John Reardon… http://imdb.com/name/nm1221622/ (http://imdb.com/name/nm1221622/)
Vadania: Tara Stiles… http://imdb.com/name/nm1423093/ (http://imdb.com/name/nm1423093/)
Regdar: Emy Aneke… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0029342/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0029342/)
Tordek: Scott MacDonald… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0531924/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0531924/)
Ember: Vicky Lambert… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0483325/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0483325/)
Alhandra: Morena Baccarin… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1072555/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1072555/)
Soveliss: Nicholas Irons… http://imdb.com/name/nm0410078/ (http://imdb.com/name/nm0410078/)
Lidda: Johanna Watts… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1262249/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1262249/)
Hennet: Jono Lee… http://imdb.com/name/nm2196019/ (http://imdb.com/name/nm2196019/)
Mialee: Mizuo Peck… http://imdb.com/name/nm0669693/ (http://imdb.com/name/nm0669693/)

EDIT-- Perhaps for Mialee:Teyla Emmagan http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=teyla+emmagan&spell=1

[Nerd-o-rama]

Interesting choices. You picked that guy for Gimble based solely on the facial hair, didn't you?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to imagine Morena Baccarin swordfighting with demons for a couple hours. :smallbiggrin:

Why don't we have a drool smiley?

[SpiderBrigade]

That is...kind of uncanny. I have to say.

[Bears With Lasers]

Wow. That... yeah. Gimble in particular.

[OzymandiasVolt]

Hahahaha, very nice.

[MrNexx]

The one you picked for Mialee doesn't look nearly strung-out enough. Don't you have some mug shots for heroin addicts?

[Dhavaer]

Her face is too full as well. Mialee's just skin and bones, except in some of the newer pictures.

[Bears With Lasers]

You can't -have- a realistic Mialee. Seriously, look at her pictures--she's deformed. Her face is made out of melting clay.

[MrNexx]

You're right. She'd need SERIOUS meth abuse to look like that.

[Skyserpent]

Urg... I don't know, a lot of the D&D women don't look all that great... I mean Lidda's kinda green-lookin' Mialee has been elaborated upon, Vadania's almost as bad except her costume isn't as ridiculous. Ember looks like a DUDE, and Allhandra... well... look at her LEG! it's much more noticeable if you view the picture upside down... seriously...

[Fax Celestis]

Urg... I don't know, a lot of the D&D women don't look all that great... I mean Lidda's kinda green-lookin' Mialee has been elaborated upon, Vadania's almost as bad except her costume isn't as ridiculous. Ember looks like a DUDE, and Allhandra... well... look at her LEG! it's much more noticeable if you view the picture upside down... seriously...

Dude. WTF. Someone not set her broken bone or something?

[AtomicKitKat]

I still don't get the "Alhandra leg" thing. What? Does it suggest some deep chromosomal difference? What?

[Dhavaer]

Her right leg is bent in a very peculiar manner.

Deformeties aside, I don't think Morena is really 'built' enough to be Alhandra.

[Jewish_Joke]

Why not just switch the actresses for Alhandra and Mialee.

Great job, by the way... Now do the psions!!!

[Bears With Lasers]

Um, because Mialee is deformed and Morena Baccarin is bloody gorgeous.

[Dhavaer]

Mialee has had some decent artwork. Most of the original art was pretty shoddy, but on the whole it's gotten much better in the more recent books.

On the other hand, Mialee is sometimes shown as very pale, with Morena is not.

[Nerd-o-rama]

Come to think of it, those of us who watch Stargate should realize that Morena Baccarin ought to play whomever the iconic Psion is.

That's telekinesis, Mitchell...

[Frosty Flake]

Hmmm... Here's a different option for Mailee (http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/13/moblog_1a644e6d61f3a.jpg)

Is there anyone who looks like Morthos?

[Dhavaer]

Is there anyone who looks like Morthos?

Rowan Atkinson.

[AtomicKitKat]

All hail Bean, mightiest Warlock of the land! :P

[SpiderBrigade]

Well, I would say "what about Devis, the 3.0 bard," but he's very obviously David Bowie. Well, a young David Bowie.

[Catharsis]

Urg... I don't know, a lot of the D&D women don't look all that great... I mean Lidda's kinda green-lookin' Mialee has been elaborated upon, Vadania's almost as bad except her costume isn't as ridiculous. Ember looks like a DUDE, and Allhandra... well... look at her LEG! it's much more noticeable if you view the picture upside down... seriously...
Come on, Ember isn't that bad if you can overlook the veins in her arms. :smallwink: Lidda suffers from the same post-apocalyptic cyberpunk would-be artist that spoilt Hennet (come on! that many-buckled leg?!). Mialee, of course, is a green alien from outer space, completely beyond ugly.

Alhandra is a nice concept preposterously ruined by bad artwork. Just look at her "armor"! Sheesh! Did she glue that together from the contents of a trash can?

Who is Vadania?


The one you picked for Mialee doesn't look nearly strung-out enough. Don't you have some mug shots for heroin addicts?Calista Flockhart?

[MrNexx]

Calista Flockhart?

THERE we are! Or one of the Olsen twins! Someone who looks completely lost and soulless...

[Don Beegles]

Who's Alhandra? I don't recall her for any of the-

oh, she's the Paladin, isn't she? Funny, I'd never heard her name before, and I don't ever recall seeing that caption in the PHB.

[Zherog]

Who is Vadania?

She's the druid

[AtomicKitKat]

Ember looks a little like someone once saw a picture of Grace Jones hauling Sean Connery(or whoever was Bond in that movie) over her head and thought "Hey, that's who our Monk will be!"

[Pester]

I actually think Micheal Jackson in drag would make a good Mialee. Or, ya know, Latoya Jackson, which may or may not be the same thing.

[The J Pizzel]

I'm surprisingly happy with everyone you picked. Although, I agree that Morena is a little to.....pretty to be Alhandra. Good choices all all the other though.

[Maelstrom]

Hmmm... Here's a different option for Mailee (http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/13/moblog_1a644e6d61f3a.jpg)

Is there anyone who looks like Morthos?

Hmmm, never knew Mialee was a trannie... :smallconfused:

[Alysar]

What about Nebin? (pg 57)

[CockroachTeaParty]

Who would make a good Ialdabode? Vid Diesel?

:smallbiggrin:

[AtomicKitKat]

Ben Kingsley in really good shape, or that Imhotep guy.

[Beleriphon]

Ben Kingsley in really good shape, or that Imhotep guy.

I assume you mean from The Mummy and The Mummy Returns. If thats the case then Arnold Vosloo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0903677/) would make a great choice.

[AtomicKitKat]

Yeah, Vosloo. Bald, lean, and sorta mean. That bald guy from the D&D movie with Irons and Birch would work too.