Ahh, it begins here.

[V Junior]

The Roy-ites and Miko-ites and V-ites have been here too long. Tonight, my fellow Belkar-ites, we attack! Do not leave a single Roy/Miko/V-ite standing!!!

Fireball! Magic Missile! Lightning Bolt! Another Fireball! Evan's spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion (Mass)! Again!


RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SNEAKATTACK! SNEAKATTACK!

[Krellen]

You do realise that only one of those weapons you've commanded be used is in the hands of the Belkar-ites, right? The V-ites command the spells, and the Haley-ites are the masters of the sneak attack.

You just have Rage. Tiny, impotent Halfling Rage.

[Teh_Jakester]

I'm a Haley-ite.
*Sneak Attack*
HA!!
*Sneak Attack*

[Hel65]

Lol.

...looks at V Junior's sig... there's an Ayya the Fearsome's Fan Club? I totally wanna join that one :D Ayya > Belkar :p

[EvilAndProud]

*stabs someone* What's this about Sneak Attack?

[krossbow]

what about the elan-ite super attack of puns?!

[Setra]

You do realise that only one of those weapons you've commanded be used is in the hands of the Belkar-ites, right? The V-ites command the spells, and the Haley-ites are the masters of the sneak attack.

You just have Rage. Tiny, impotent Halfling Rage.

Not to mention Hinjo-ites and Miko-ites both have Smite Evil.

[Arbitrarity]

Grapple attempt!

Meheheh

[krossbow]

Bah! *cues bullrush tackle hug*


Thog's follower reign supreme in up close combat!

[kerberos]

Not to mention Hinjo-ites and Miko-ites both have Smite Evil.
Not the lawful evil ones.

*stabs and eviscerates*

As for the rest they fell when they knowingly associated with evil members so they haven't got it either.

*goes on Kidney-havesting rambage*

[Krellen]

Ah, Tiny impotent Halfling Rage. So cute. So pointless.

[Khantalas]

Swift Strike! Ghost Strike! Ghost Step! Swift Strike! Poison Use! Swift Strike!

[Krellen]

Ow.

Darn Monkey and his ninjas.

[Green Bean]

Come, my fellow Miko-ites! We may not have paladin powers anymore, but we can still poke people with swords! *stabs halflings*

[Pantler]

You just have Rage. Tiny, impotent Halfling Rage.

Hell, I wonder what would Belkar do to you if he heard you just called him an impotent :smallbiggrin:

(I don't care, I've got Epic DR :smallwink:)

[Lord]

You foolish belkerites cannot possibly comprehend what a massacre your pathetic attack will be, it shall be swept aside like a greatsword wielding fighter with heavy armor does some idiotic halfling with only two small daggers and no armor.

Death to the Heathan's, Glory to Roy

[Green Bean]

The irony here is that the Belkarites have unwittingly united the Miko and Roy fans. You fools have played right into my hands!

[Krellen]

The irony here is that the Belkarites have unwittingly united the Miko and Roy fans. You fools have played right into my hands!
Pfft. A united Roy-and-Miko-ian front will just go out on dates and get their Lawful Goodness on. Maybe the Belkar-ites aren't as dumb as they look.

[Lial Swiftlight]

Fellow Hinjo-ites! Now, while they're distracted! Attack with your diplomacy and well-reasoned arguments!

And if that fails, we can always bleed on them or something... I guess...

[Querzis]

Whatever, just attack Belkar-ites. Me and the Nale-ites are just gonna charm you and make you attack the Elan-ites.

[Green Bean]

Pfft. A united Roy-and-Miko-ian front will just go out on dates and get their Lawful Goodness on. Maybe the Belkar-ites aren't as dumb as they look.

Actually, a united Roy/Miko organization would be far more focused on bumping uglies, or as you crazed halflings call it, "smiting evil"

[krossbow]

BWAHAHA!


Don't you see?! While the roy and miko-ites are busy smiting evil, Elan is free to take over all!


We've seen it happen when Roy was gone before... now, he'll seize control of all, and with thog as his puppet, and banjo as his god, sweep away the tiny halfling uprising like the old pantheon before banjuthulu!

[Krellen]

Actually, a united Roy/Miko organization would be far more focused on bumping uglies, or as you crazed halflings call it, "smiting evil"Hey now, I take offense at being lumped with the Belkar-ites. I'm an anti-fanclubber!

[Teh_Jakester]

Wait, is it possible to be a Banjo-ite?
... Nevermind.
*Sneak Attack*

[Setra]

I have an idea!

*casts Wish*

I wish the Haley-ites, Roy-ites, Belkar-ites, V-ites, Miko-ites, Elan-ites, and Banjo-ites, all had unlimited kidneys!

*wish is granted*

Go Belkar-ites, go forth and harvest!

In the mean time, the Hinjo-ites will be able to prepare an onslaught against all others who oppose us, muahahahaha. *begins casting Summon Monster IX*

[Teh_Jakester]

Banjo-ites don't exist... You are a ______-ite, with the choice to worship Banjo, Thor, or Whoever...
*Runs Away*

[ElfLad]

Hi, I'm representing the Elflad fan club. For great justice.

[OOTS_Rules.]

I am not attacking these guys. It is just plain suicide. I'll just serve the brownies. *sets up a sign that says "Brownies, $1.50" and waits*

[Swashbuckler]

*walks in and casts Annihilation, which, of course, kills everyone present save the caster*

*Whistles a snappy little tune whilst pilfering the goods on all of the corpses. Bags of Holding do come in handy.*

*casts Mass Animate Dead*

"Now, my little zombies ... what was all of this snipping and whining about?"


:xykon: forever, you mindless aberrations of comicdom! :smallamused:

[Krellen]

*walks in and casts Annihilation, which, of course, kills everyone present save the caster*
No, I save.

[krossbow]

no, jesus saves and uses his epic level healer powers to...


oh crap...

right, healer.

damnit. >.<

[OOTS_Rules.]

*My brownie stand resists. To appease to the zombie crowd, I add brains as an ingredient*

[Setra]

*attacks everyone in sight, save Hinjo-ites, with a Sphere of Annihilation*

[krossbow]

*uses mental prowess to concentrated on orb and gain control, as per description*

Hah! Glad I bought the item that gives me a bonus on that check now!

[Finwe]

How about the Xykon-ites?


*Wail of the Banshee*

[Setra]

*Saves on the wail*

*tosses a Rod of Cancellation at the Sphere, and dimension doors away a nanosecond before they explode*

[ElfLad]

I survive, because I'm so damn handsome.

[Void_Form]

Secure in a fortress suspended on the elemental plane of water, I watch and point and laugh. My money has yet to be placed...
Hmm...

"Popcorn!"
"That will 5 pp."
"...Damn."

[Shadow of the Sun]

Awwwww you guys, why do you have to do this? Now I am going to have to stop this.

*Cue odd magical transformation scene*

Personification of the Wrath of the Gods! LA of +Graham's Number! Scythe of Divine Wrath! Now, you will all be nice and leave each other alone or you will all get a scythe in the goolies. Even those of you who don't have goolies.

[Heliomance]

As president of the fanclub of Nameless NPCs, I naturally have some fairly powerful characters in the lands towards the end of the game. Therefore, I call an evil wizard NPC to cast Explosive Apocalypse from the Sky on you all!
Then the entire world's population of NPCs zerg rush anyone left.

[Shadow of the Sun]

Doesn't work on me! I have a level adjustment that is so high it cannot be shown in scientific notation- it needed its own to be invented to show just how big it is. And since I am a personification of the wrath of the gods, I must be a lower level than they are, so I win in any case.

This is the dark side of the dark side of munchkinism- so dark that it is a freaking black hole

[krossbow]

Awwwww you guys, why do you have to do this? Now I am going to have to stop this.

*Cue odd magical transformation scene*

Personification of the Wrath of the Gods! LA of +Graham's Number! Scythe of Divine Wrath! Now, you will all be nice and leave each other alone or you will all get a scythe in the goolies. Even those of you who don't have goolies.



Bah! Scythes are sucky weapons anyways! I don't care how magical it is, you have a 19/20 chance to suck with it!




Besides... you cannot possibly hope to compare with the power of...




A CLERIC OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

*uses 9th level domain spell: evilution*

[Teh_Jakester]

*Still running...*
..I hate bows.

[Laurellien]

*Appears*
"This is taking too long"

Timestop
Fell Animate Wail of the Banshee Heightened to 30th level
Planeshift

"Muhaha"

[GoC]

Awwwww you guys, why do you have to do this? Now I am going to have to stop this.

*Cue odd magical transformation scene*

Personification of the Wrath of the Gods! LA of +Graham's Number! Scythe of Divine Wrath! Now, you will all be nice and leave each other alone or you will all get a scythe in the goolies. Even those of you who don't have goolies.

Someone mentioned a large number!:smallbiggrin:
I am the undisputed master of such. I have challenged famous mathematicians and won!
I give you a small number for fun:
x=veblen hierarchy applied to the Gamma_0 ordinal!
I have a St,wiz,con,int,fort,will,refl and dex of x.
I also have x levels in each prestige and standard class as well as half the legendary weapons.
Go :mitd:-ites!

[elliott20]

Fear me for I have the true ultimate power.

UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, Start!!! 30 lives!!

wait, what does this accomplish again?

[OOTS_Rules.]

*sits still with brownie stand* Can somebody buy something already??

[Jazzvader]

I survive, because I'm so damn handsome.

No, I survive because I'm singing that song.

Slash!!! Stab!!

Lightning Bolt! Smite Evil!!!!

[elliott20]

*sits still with brownie stand* Can somebody buy something already??
*steals a brownie*
teehee!!!

[Tokeloshe]

Elkarites win.

Elkarite's beat Paladins everyday of the week, reason?

Halfling Bard: Mocks the Paladin in public, only to get kicked. The Bard is so much smaller then the paladin that the angry glares of the public leaves the paladin feeling somewhat ashamed of himself. Bard meanwhile recovers and uses invisibility in rather creative ways to harrass the Paladin while starting up rumours about him and the neighbourhood's pets. High bluff means a certain number of people believe these rumours - perform means they might just become hit songs all across the realms.

[Krellen]

*steals a brownie*
teehee!!!
I wouldn't eat that. It's a Belkar-ite brownie. Who knows what - or who! - is in it! :smalleek:

[Heliomance]

Fear me for I have the true ultimate power.

UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, Start!!! 30 lives!!

wait, what does this accomplish again?

Sure it's supposed to be select start.

[OOTS_Rules.]

It has nothing in it. It is just a brownie. *Takes a Mage and has it use every type of "Detect ___" spell there is. No results show up*

[Setra]

*buys a Brownie, eats it*

[Teh_Jakester]

UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A SELECT START!
Only one person can use the code, and VIOLA!!!

[OOTS_Rules.]

Gives Setra the complimentary item that comes with a purchase, +12 Sword of the Dragonkin. It makes people who it strikes have an illusion that they are dragons.

[Krellen]

It has nothing in it. It is just a brownie. *Takes a Mage and has it use every type of "Detect ___" spell there is. No results show up*
Like I'd trust a Belkar-ite. You guys lie worse than the Nale-ites.

[Heliomance]

A medium-sized stringed instrument falls on Teh_Jakester's head.
The person that can use the code can also spell voila. However, I would contest that it is not you, nor me. The two people qualified to use that code can be found here. (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/index.php/issue1page5)

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Takes out longswords* Free longswords for all who buy brownies.

[Legendary]

Being a Thog-ite, I rage.

Nothing, except the brownie shop, is left standing.

I then buy a brownie. With sprinkles.

[lumberofdabeast]

Damnation.

Gonna play Mishra next turn.

[Raistlin1040]

We Zz'dtri-ites have sweet fly spells.

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Gives Legendary a +5 Greataxe of Power Attack, which gives a +567 bonus to any attacks, along with another +5 bonus.*

[Zaria]

*buys a brownie, eats the brownie*

Delicious!

*Stabs a Miko-ite and a V-ite*

Who are we supposed to be killing again?

*Stabs a Hinjo-ite*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Gives Zaria a +5 Knife of Returning, which returns after you throw it at somebody* Buy a brownie, get a Weapon of Mass Destruction!

[Legendary]

Buys another brownie (w/ sprinkles, and fudge) from OOTS Rules.

Asks Zaria to play Candyland. And to throw her Knife at Raistlin1040.

Uses axe on lumberofdabeast while he recharges. Make him my puppy.

Sleeps under brownie booth for just a short enough period of time to wake up should someone target me.

[OOTS_Rules.]

*gives legendary a nuclear bomb because he paid extra money*

[PirateMonk]

Besides... you cannot possibly hope to compare with the power of...


A CLERIC OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
krossbow and I work together to cast Touch of the Noodly Appendage, granting us the power of our Noodly Master's blessing!

Also...
Align Foes Power Attack Rage Sneak Attack D12 Swarm Dwarf Toss!
And I buy 5 brownies.

[OOTS_Rules.]

*gives PirateMonk the Armoire of Infinite Strength.* Go smash stuff with it.

[lumberofdabeast]

Mishra, Mishra's Bauble, fetch out another Mishra's Bauble.

Yay Mishra Trap.

[Setra]

*runs around with the sword, trips and impales self*

[Legendary]

*fires nuclear bomb into the MIDDLE of the battle field. Pushes Zaria, OOTS Rules, my puppy (lumberofdabeast), and myself UNDER the brownie booth.*

*Its magical effects save us all from annihilation.*

*Offers Zaria a bite of my brownie*

Wait, why are my pants purple?

PS, lumberofdabeast, what part of 'puppy' do u not understand :P

[Paramajic]

Just read the thread. Are you really sure there is nothing "extra" in the brownies?

[PaladinFreak]

Roy-ites and Hinjo-ites unite!!! Kick the collective butts of the Miko-ites and the Belkar-ites!!

*Buys three brownies for each of the Hinjo-ites and Roy-ites*

[OOTS_Rules.]

I am positive. Plus, you get weapons for buying them. *runs into brownie stand to make a commercial, after giving PF a Flaming Potato Bazooka*

[PirateMonk]

We Zz'dtri-ites have sweet fly spells.

Can I join?

[Setra]

Roy-ites and Hinjo-ites unite!!! Kick the collective butts of the Miko-ites and the Belkar-ites!!

*Buys three brownies for each of the Hinjo-ites and Roy-ites*
Yes!

*casts multiple buffs on all the Hinjo-ites, despite being impaled*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Gives Setra an Elixer of Elite Healing.*

[Legendary]

*demands fudge ripple*

*kills puppy. three times.*

*buys five hundred brownies. with the 'Fans of Thog who are too kool to be in a Fanclub' credit card.*

uses axe to chop up MANY MANY Roy-ites

[Zaria]

*Hucks dagger at Raistlin1040*

Yay! I love Candyland! I wanna be the blue one!

*Munches brownie, draws card*

Oh! I get to go the candy cane forest!

[OOTS_Rules.]

*gives Legendary a humongous sword with fire on it.*

[lumberofdabeast]

Legendary: The part where your axe took out 2 of my 20 life, and you think that can somehow turn me into a puppy.

*Plays Booby Trap, pulls out another booby trap, names Legendary's axe as the trigger for both*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*turns the traps into puppies. Thog then comes and hugs them.*

[Paramajic]

OK then, how many brownies can I get for a set of stupid horse kidneys?

[Zaria]

Only two brownies. If they were smart or clever horse kidneys, you could get five.

*Stabs a Demonroach*

[OOTS_Rules.]

One brownie and a Basilisk animal companion.

[GoC]

*casts "Dragon Strike on the Belkar-ites*
*casts the "Summon Old Force Dragon" epic spell and orders the dragon to attack the Thog-ites and Miko-ites*
*casts "Demise Unseen" on Setra*

[Raistlin1040]

*Blocks dagger with shield*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*magical brownie stand blocks all attacks. I wait for somebody to buy something.*

[Raistlin1040]

I'll take a brownie.

[lumberofdabeast]

Ah, to the hells with this. OOTS_Rules, are you accepting job applications, and do you have any need for a psion/pyrokineticist like me?

[Legendary]

i run to a blacksmith, get the flame-iness of my sword combined w/ the strength of my axe.

i take one of the puppies. it now serves me.

my puppy eats an elan-ite.

i eat a belkar-ite.

i buy more brownies. YOU'D BETTER NOT BE OUT OF FUDGE RIPPLE!

[PirateMonk]

Align Foes!
Now, you're all gathered here today, be you Kerberos, Miko Fan, BardicLasher, V Fan, Roy Fan, Setra, AMEN member, or Fus., because you have, at some point in time, ticked me off. And now it's payback time.
Since Black Mage is the club wizard I've had the opportunity to learn a few things. Namely:

Hadoken!

(Yes, I know you have to be Neutral Evil to cast it, but as a member of the Belkar Fan Club Munchkin PrC, I have class features that are equivalent to Munchkin cards, and one of those cards just happens to read "Cheat." Okay, fine. I erase "Chaotic" on my character sheet, write in "Neutral," cast the spell, and change it back. Yes, I took my last 20 levels in Red Mage. What's that? You have to be crazy differently than I am? Blasphemy! *Sigh* Fine, I use Cheat on that.

[Legendary]

oh, i decide to set fire to the brownie stand to make it cooler. not HURT it, or the brownies, mind you. just so it stands out.

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Gives Raistlin and Legendary brownies, and also give them each a nuclear weapon. I then accept LOTB's job application and make him the Assistant Brownie Giver. I give him a golden sword as an employee-only weapon*

[Legendary]

Hm.... well, i administer poison to my brownies

i now forcefeed them to all.... ninja waitress-ites. they are now all dead

except.... i'm now no longer a thog-ite because i'm now chaotic neutral after such a GOOD act :P

well... i'll just kill off all the milk dud-ites. Now i'm chaotic good.

I'd like to announce myself as an Elan-ite! mwa ha ha!

[OOTS_Rules.]

OK then. Your greataxe becomes a Flaming Heavy Metal Thunderrrrrrrr Guitarrrrrrrrrr.

[Legendary]

NOT A GUITAR!!!!!

I will not embrace the Dark Side of the Bard.

I nuke the guitar. Luckily, my constant exposure to the brownie table leaves me unfased by it. Everyone else is pretty much dead. Again.

[ElfLad]

I'm the original; Legendary's just frontin'

[brian c]

Whatever, just attack Belkar-ites. Me and the Nale-ites are just gonna charm you and make you attack the Elan-ites.

Actually, I'm pretty sure the Belkar-ites would have attacked the Elan-ites first (if there are such people)

[Legendary]

So, ElfLad, you've finally noticed me? Wow.... Oh well, my name and your webcomic's name are just... coincidences. I made mine on the ADV! webcomic forum (and several other places) before I'd even HEARD of your comic. But I love it all the same :)

Anyways, since nobody stays dead (more fun that way) I take off my clothes. And run around, invisible. Being an elan-ite is so much more fun!

[Setra]

*casts "Dragon Strike on the Belkar-ites*
*casts the "Summon Old Force Dragon" epic spell and orders the dragon to attack the Thog-ites and Miko-ites*
*casts "Demise Unseen" on Setra*
*makes a fort Save, barely*

*casts Spell Worm at GoC*

[Illiander]

repeat after me:

"the world is made of LOVE! AND! PEACE!"

Vash-ite

[elliott20]

*shoots Vash-ites in the face, in a rather ironic, though predictable twist*

[Illiterate Scribe]

Leader of the snarl-ites activates spell trigger, casting Plot Armour and Protection from Dei Ex Machinae. Reads blessed scroll of l-ocide. Prices cookie stall out of market.

[GoC]

*makes a fort Save, barely*

*casts Spell Worm at GoC*

*starts loosing spells*
Nooooooo!
*casts two "disintegrate" spells at Setra*

*calculates how long he has before loosing all his epic spells*

[Heliomance]

I wanna know how anyone survived my explosive Apocalypse from the Sky. 10d6 damage over a 10 mile/level radius, and explosive sends everyone flying to the edge of the spell efect area picking up damage (i don't remember how much) for every foot they travel. Level 20 Explosive Apocalypse from the Sky is unsurvivable.

[elliott20]

somebody's been handing out little glyphs that give people Improved Evasion.

[Heliomance]

...
How do you evade a 200 mile radius spell?

[elliott20]

with much difficulty and a very liberal interpretation of the rules, completely disregarding the spirit of sensibility.

[Green Bean]

with much difficulty and a very liberal interpretation of the rules, completely disregarding the spirit of sensibility.

Ah, you mean DnD-physics! :smallbiggrin:

[elliott20]

yeah, the kind that allows me to fight just well before and after I take a stab to the leg, as long as I have at least 1 hit point left. the kind of physics that allows a halfling who was wanged by an ogre with a club to stay right in place and not get flung around...

the kind that should you dispel it, catgirls die.

I'm holding a lot of catgirls hostage for this one. Or rather, I'm using them as body shields.

[Heliomance]

*casts Dispel DnD Physics*
Your catgirl bodyshields appear to be dead.

[elliott20]

doesn't make them any less effective as body shields!!!

[AyuVince]

I think you folks keep forgetting that all the females have Scantily Clad Armor Bonuses. The less a female fantasy figure wears, she better her protection. Else chainmail bikini wouldn't make much sense.

[krossbow]

This must end now!

*cast illusion of belkar-ites kicking a puppy, punching a clown, impaling nale, burning the gummy-drup mountains, and eating the last of the fudge ripple... in the universe in front of thog*


Duck and cover everyone!

[Green Bean]

*attacks with the power of his fanclub*

No, not the :miko: one
This one!
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/fanclub.png

[krossbow]

*attacks with the power of his fanclub*

No, not the :miko: one
This one!
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/fanclub.png


*brain hemmorages from sheer force of pun*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*taps foot impatiently waiting for somebdy to buy something, and gives Legendary the Ultima Lute.*

[Teh_Jakester]

*Steals Paperclips*

[Squark]

DebugMode 1
dm_god
dm_allspells

Begins attacking everyone but the Redcloak-ites in the area, leaving the belkarites alive but wounded...

Demonstrates his disdain for the weaklings who use anything but their own body or spells for a weapon by casting Vengeful gaze of god on the brownie stand.

Bops Legandary halfway across the world with his stomach (What... Oh... Click the spoiler for some insight into Squark's background).

Out Of Charecter: Squark was my charecter for the nwn planescape server, until it went down for unknown reasons. He was a 30th level penguin cleric (used human as a base race). That's why I speak in the third person.So to answer your question about the bopping, adelie penguins fight each other by bopping weach other with their bellies.

[Squark]

Squark uses his new godlike powers to execute the following commands;

dm_kill Legandary
dm_kill OOTS Rules

Both promptly drop dead.

The commands I'm using are from nwn, they are used by the dm to perform advanced functions, and by cheating players

[OOTS_Rules.]

*commends Squark on his funny character and gives a free brownie. I am kept alive because the Sword that I use was really a special ability that I was born with, a spell-like ability that summons a golden energy in the shape of a sword that I can kill people with, and I used the Instakill ability to combat the other Instakill ability. I then shut down the stand because everybody and their grandparents own a brownie now, and it is no longer fun.*

[Heliomance]

I gather everyone into the center of the arena, then spawn 50 stormtroopers armed with rocket launchers that have the firing rate of a machine gun.

This is something my friend did on a game of Jedi Knights while working at a LAN centre.

[OOTS_Rules.]

I then run into the arena and summon a dragon. I laugh and leave.

[krossbow]

I gather everyone into the center of the arena, then spawn 50 stormtroopers armed with rocket launchers that have the firing rate of a machine gun.

This is something my friend did on a game of Jedi Knights while working at a LAN centre.


STORMTROOPERS?! You fool!

*watches as stormtroopers destroy everything but the people they are shooting at-- and then end up shooting each other*


Stormtroopers can't hit anything! haven't you seen starwars? Sure, maybe ewoks got hit sometimes, but thats only because the universe itself hates them, and redirected the shots!

[Heliomance]

"This is too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers have this kind of accuracy."

[lumberofdabeast]

*makes a new batch of brownies using fire lash, flourishes sword for good measure* Fresh-cooked brownies! Psionic goodness baked right in!

[Teh_Jakester]

*Steals Brownies*
*Takes out Paperclip*

[lumberofdabeast]

*Heat Death on Teh_Jakester, grabs brownies back from sizzling corpse*

[krossbow]

"This is too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers have this kind of accuracy."

I still say Ben was on death sticks during half of that movie.

[OOTS_Rules.]

Definately. Stormtroopers stink at hitting.

[Squark]

Aye... Your rank and file storm trooper is nothing but a thing to shoot at... Jedi knight prooves that... Also, a sort of spinoff of the jedi knight series, which is essentially Epsiode 1 as a game (As in Phantom menace), had a cheat that did pretty much that... it was called happy, and gave the repeater gun the firing power of an ATT (the federation tanks)... *shudders* I killed a boss in a matter of seconds with that.

[Legendary]

As always, I suddenly appear, alive again. The Dark Guitar, although pure evil, has some advantages!

Anyways, w/ the power of nudity, I drive back the Belkar-ites.

And buy more brownies.

[OOTS_Rules.]

I then use a chain-cleave on the Stormtroopers. They are like OOTS Goblins. I finish up by attacking the leader.

[PirateMonk]

Legendary: Dispel Nudity!

Okay, now that that's over:

Hadoken!

[Legendary]

Sonic Burst! The hadoken is reflected into the sky, and kills all Zz'drit-ites.

I am succumbing to the power of heavy metal :(

Anyways, I want rewards for buying brownies!

Oh, and I take off my clothes again! The Nekkid Bard is back in concert people!

[ElfLad]

Oh, and I take off my clothes again! The Nekkid Bard is back in concert people!

D:
My good name is sullied!

[Finwe]

*Prestidigation*

[Shadow of the Sun]

*Scythe of Divine Wraths PirateMonk in the goolies* Suck on THAT!

[Yzorth]

V SHALL REIGN SUPREME!

FIREBALL!
FIREBALL!
FIREBALL!

CHAIN LIGHTNING!
CHAIN LIGHTNING!
CHAIN LIGHTNING!

EVAN'S SPIKED TENTACLES OF FORCED INTRUSION!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Setra]

*starts loosing spells*
Nooooooo!
*casts two "disintegrate" spells at Setra*

*calculates how long he has before loosing all his epic spells*

*reduced to one hit point* :smalleek:

*dimension doors away*

[Nightwing]

I'm a me-ite. i have stab stuff Powers.

[GoC]

Heliomance: Apocolypse from the Sky? I have 1800 hit points! :D

Squark: Cheater! :P

OOTS_Rules: Just a dragon? I summoned a Force Dragon!
*orders Force Dragon to attack OOTS_Rules*
*casts "Mass Frog"*
*turns Legendary into a Rabbit*
*scrys Setra*

[OOTS_Rules.]

My dragon is a level 50 cleric. It can use Thor's Might many times a day. *Watches Godzilla-esque battle and bets on the Force Dragon beating my dragon*

Ha! If I win, my dragon kills you, but if I lose, I get all of your money!

[Izodor]

*The Nale-ites are neutral in this war, so the enemy can kill itself first while we await a good moment to strike*

Nale rules,

...

charm person!

[Heliomance]

Heliomance: Apocolypse from the Sky? I have 1800 hit points! :D


Explosive Apocalypse from the Sky. You just got flung 200 miles, incurring damage for every foot, on top of the 10d6 damage from the spell itself.

[krossbow]

Explosive Apocalypse from the Sky. You just got flung 200 miles, incurring damage for every foot, on top of the 10d6 damage from the spell itself.



Evasion B***:smalltongue: !

[Teh_Jakester]

*Heat Death on Teh_Jakester, grabs brownies back from sizzling corpse*

I hit God Mode, remember?
So, basically, I am Stunned
:mad:
:haley:-ites will win!

[PirateMonk]

I hit God Mode, remember?
So, basically, I am Stunned
:mad:
:haley:-ites will win!

Wonderful idea. God Mode!


*Scythe of Divine Wraths PirateMonk in the goolies* Suck on THAT!

Dispel Divine Curse! It's a spell I made specially for you...


*The Nale-ites are neutral in this war, so the enemy can kill itself first while we await a good moment to strike*

Nale rules,

...

charm person!

<Rolls for Evasion> Natural 20. Charm Nale-ite!

I do love spell research...

[Legendary]

Still waiting for new weapons from buying brownies.

Also, being an Elan-ite, although I kill anyone indiscriminately, I will save any Nale-ites being attacked. I worship teh good twin, not the neutral one!

[PirateMonk]

Sonic Burst! The hadoken is reflected into the sky, and kills all Zz'drit-ites.

I am succumbing to the power of heavy metal :(

Anyways, I want rewards for buying brownies!

Oh, and I take off my clothes again! The Nekkid Bard is back in concert people!

<Tackles him with my impressive 5'2" (I grew 3 inches over night!) physique, followed by repeated stabbing of his unarmored chest. I steal his lungs in the process>

It's PirateMonk's Patented Non-Zz'dtrite-killing Sonic Burst-piercing Hadoken.

[OOTS_Rules.]

I turn into a level-100 sorcerer and use Slay Living on at least 10 contenders.

[Awesome Girl]

I, a V-ite summon Xykon to assist in this battle because I am a Xy-ite, too!!

[OOTS_Rules.]

*I give Xykon about 50 different buffs, laugh evilly, and use my spell-like ability, Spell Transfer, to give Xykon my numerous offensive spells.*

[Awesome Girl]

V says "I really like you" to Xykon, obtains ultimate arcane power and blasts every -ite away.

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Seeing the destruction that I have caused with two spellcasters using ultimate arcane power, I use Baleful Polymorph to turn them into the same thing, but many size categories larger.* I always wanted to see how big a Collosal-Sized Fireball would be. *Casts Thor's Might and 50 other buffs on V and Xykon.*

*Rebuilds Brownie Stand and gives Legendary hiss overdue weapon, a +100 Pendant o' Spells, which gives you 50 divine spells and 50 arcane spells a day.*

[Shadow of the Sun]

LA of +Graham's Number does a wonder for will saves. My death is not something that will happen soon.

*Throws Scythe of Divine Wrath at OOTS_Rules and hits him in the goolies.*

Having a level so big it can only be shown in a notation specifically designed for it does wonders for my BAB

I am essentially living Deus Ex Machina- my gods have a LA of roughly +Graham's Number^3.

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Teleports behind Shadow of the Sun* Nice toss, SOTS, but you hit my force clone instead! *Uses my left arm to poke Shadow of the Sun, putting Explosive Runes on his body, Dimension Doors away from the action, and summons Thor's Might Durkon and Bear Form Leeky to make a Godzilla-eque battle that SOTS will get trampled in.*

[Shadow of the Sun]

Lemme see- I have hit dice of d8, and a level of Graham's Number. That essentially means that I am unkillable by mortal means. Oh, and by the way *Throws Scythe of Divine Wrath again and hits the real OOTS_Rules in the goolies* I have amassed quite a large number of powers and spells over the years.

[Legendary]

Hey, OOTSRules, I'll take over the brownie stand while you cause chaos! Well, become another assistant anyways.

Aside from that, I convert my brownies into diamonds with my Evil Guitar, and use them to cast True Ressurect all over the place. I just manage to bring everyone back to life with the combined might of the Evil Guitar and the +100 Pendant o' Spells.

My puppy eats someone.

[lumberofdabeast]

I hit God Mode, remember?
So, basically, I am Stunned
:mad:
:haley:-ites will win!
Well, I still got the brownies back. that's the important thing. *Heat Deaths next poster other than Legendary or OOTS_Rules*

[Setra]

Heliomance: Apocolypse from the Sky? I have 1800 hit points! :D

Squark: Cheater! :P

OOTS_Rules: Just a dragon? I summoned a Force Dragon!
*orders Force Dragon to attack OOTS_Rules*
*casts "Mass Frog"*
*turns Legendary into a Rabbit*
*scrys Setra*

*is right behind you, fully healed now*
Disintigrate!
Epic Fireball!

[PirateMonk]

<Floats back in, inexplicably looking like the Snarl, then teleports very far away, returning covered in the blood of SotS's gods> You cannot stop me. Time to die, plot device! Corporealize! <Impales the former ghost on dozens of tentacles>

[GoC]

Lemme see- I have hit dice of d8, and a level of Graham's Number. That essentially means that I am unkillable by mortal means. Oh, and by the way *Throws Scythe of Divine Wrath again and hits the real OOTS_Rules in the goolies* I have amassed quite a large number of powers and spells over the years.


My alter ego (see post #45 in this thread) is quite a bit more powerful than that. I dare you to figure out just how much more.:smallamused:
y=G(100) where G(x) is grahams function (Grahams number is G(64)).
*creates a clone with only y levels*
*clone Divine Blasts Shadow of the Sun*
OOTS_Rules: Leave this guy to me.:amused:

*uses Divine Shield* Don't ask where I got it from.
*casts "Crushing Hand"*
*Crushing Hand attacks Setra*

[Setra]

<Floats back in, inexplicably looking like the Snarl, then teleports very far away, returning covered in the blood of SotS's gods> You cannot stop me. Time to die, plot device! Corporealize! <Impales the former ghost on dozens of tentacles>

Despite everything, I can't look at that without thinking "Kinky"

[PirateMonk]

Smite Setra! <Pulls tentacles out of SotS's corpse to jab them into Setra>

[Setra]

Smite Setra! <Pulls tentacles out of SotS's corpse to jab them into Setra>

Ooh, how naughty! I like em rough, give it too me 'lil boy!

(( I just cracked myself up ))

[OOTS_Rules.]

. . .

Wow, my level-100 Sorceror can make a lot of spells. That was at least 20 force clones that were killed right now. *Thanks PirateMonk for helping and Coup-d'e-graces SOTS.*

[Awesome Girl]

The V-ites cast Evan's spiked tentacles of Forced Intrusion...on EVERYONE

[OOTS_Rules.]

*My Brownie Stand continues to stand, as I previously helped Xykon and V*

Go my monsters! *Thor's might Durkon and Bear Form Leeky proceed to battle, squashing Shadow of the Sun 500,000,076 times.*

[PirateMonk]

The V-ites cast Evan's spiked tentacles of Forced Intrusion...on EVERYONE

Mass Counterspell!

I bind SotS, disguise him as Irish Thog, and send him to AMEN HQ to help distract Ayya.

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Casts Dispel Sanity on self and decides to embrace the insanity. In one millisecond, everything is on fire and I have stabbed 10 different people.*

[PirateMonk]

You do realise that only one of those weapons you've commanded be used is in the hands of the Belkar-ites, right? The V-ites command the spells, and the Haley-ites are the masters of the sneak attack.

You just have Rage. Tiny, impotent Halfling Rage.

Hey, not all of us are ranger/barbarians. I happen to be insanely multiclassed. Rage Sneak Attack Power Attack D12 Swarm Dwarf Volley! Stunning Kick! Smite Good!
That oughtta keep the paladin down.

[Heliomance]

New day, new Explosive Apocalypse from the Sky :D
If you're wondering how my caster survived, he had a contingency prepared for plane shift to automatically activate when Apocalypse from the Sky was cast by anyone.

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Teleports in when the spell is over* You got that spell too? I have five of them. Want to trade spells?

[Teh_Jakester]

Stupid Bow...
*Steals Sword*
*Chops lumberofdabeast's head off*
*Runs off with brownies*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Durkon accidentially squashes Teh_Jakester. I take my brownies back, force-cage them, and use True Ressurect on Teh_Jakester*

[Teh_Jakester]

At least I still have my Sword...
GO CHAOTIC EVIL!!
I really don't think I fit the :haley:-ite description...
*Jumps*
:belkar:!
*Gets sword out*

[PirateMonk]

New day, new Explosive Apocalypse from the Sky :D
If you're wondering how my caster survived, he had a contingency prepared for plane shift to automatically activate when Apocalypse from the Sky was cast by anyone.

Counterspell!


*Durkon accidentially squashes Teh_Jakester. I take my brownies back, force-cage them, and use True Ressurect on Teh_Jakester*

Slay Living on both of you, and your little giant dwarf, too.

[OOTS_Rules.]

I use my Antimagic Brownie Stand in order to protect Legendary, Durkon, Leeky, Teh_Jakester, and I from doom. I then tell everybody that the brownie stand is both neutral territory and invincible.

[Teh_Jakester]

Mmmmm... Brownies...
*Plops down gold coins*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Gives brownies and a +1,000 Sword of Immense Power, which deals 539 d100s of damage plus 1,000.

[Heliomance]

Hang on - as president of the nameless NPCs, logically that makes me DM.
You do know the enchantment on that sword means it can only be used by people with no vowels in their name, don't you?

[OOTS_Rules.]

No, that isn't true. I crafted it, so I should know. *Uses detect abilities on sword and sees nothing about vowels.*

[Teh_Jakester]

That's a lie. You're no DM!!
*Eats brownies*
*Takes out sword of No Vowels*
THIS sword is Vowel-proof.

[PirateMonk]

I use my Antimagic Brownie Stand in order to protect Legendary, Durkon, Leeky, Teh_Jakester, and I from doom. I then tell everybody that the brownie stand is both neutral territory and invincible.

<Snarl tentacles smash through puny magical defenses and impale those within> You can't cower in your brownie stand forever, impudent fool! I hereby declare this brownie stand Chaotic Evil territory!

[onasuma]

Ooooooo... brownies. *Collects kidneys from all the little girls then steals there cookies*

[Teh_Jakester]

*Everything reforms*
Wow... Cool Brownie Stand...

[OOTS_Rules.]

*The brownie stand is not magical, it is driven by. . . INSANITY!! However, since I had 1 shred of sanity left, I jump in the way of the oncoming tentacle, selflessly dying to protect those who need brownies. With my last words until I get a ressurection, I tell Legendary, Durkon, Leaky, Teh_Jakester, and the Mocha Latee to run my brownie stand until I come back to life.

[PirateMonk]

Argh! <Goes into a frenzy, impaling the people and the brownie stand as they reappear>

[Teh_Jakester]

*Starts eating free brownies*
*OOTS_Rules comes back*
SIR!

[OOTS_Rules.]

*My vengeful spirit uses Bigby's Strangling Fist on PirateMonk, as it retains its spells in death. It then uses Boost of the Brownies, turning the Mocha Latee, Legendary, and Teh_Jakester to the same size as Leaky and Durkon (Giant), and then turning PirateMonk into a small-sized creature. Get ready to get squished, PirateMonk. Menawhile, I get revived by the Boost of the Brownies and regain control of the brownie stand.*

[Teh_Jakester]

*Steps on PirateMonk*
*Eats more brownies*

[Legendary]

My Evil Guitar creates a shield of heavy metal around the Brownie Stand, as an extra defense. I am also forced to Resurrect my puppy, but I don't use true ressurect. He comes back as PirateMonk's GOOD twin, and promptly goes into battle.

I then use my pendant as a weapon and whack Teh_Jakester lightly for eating brownies.

I then notice that PirateMonk is still on a rampage, ignoring his twin. So I take out a random weapon from the Brownie Bag and use it to get his attention. Thank god it's a Bow of some sort...

[Heliomance]

*uses Smite Brownies*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Cheers loudly and uses Sword of Slaying on PirateMonk. I then keep his head as a souvineer, give his arms to Legendary so that he can play the guitar without losing his focus, gives his legs to the Latee to make him taller, and crushes his body with a jackhammer. Finally, Teh Jakester gets PirateMonks weapons. Then I smite Heliomance for trying to overcome the SR of my brownie stand.*

[Teh_Jakester]

NOOOOOOOO!!!
THE BROWNIES!!!!!
*Brownies ressurect*
*Eats one*
Mmmm... Delicious...
*Takes out sword*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Thog's tounge-twister "not nale. not-nale. thog help nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale not not-nale, now nail not-nale, by leaving not-nale , not nale, in jail." makes Heliomance's head explode.*

[PirateMonk]

FOOLS! I destroyed a multiverse, even when you're [Graham's number] times bigger than me, you can't stop me! <Grows enormously> DIE!

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Throws his head at him like a bowling ball and he trips on it, and then I cut off of his bigger limbs and sell them on KidneyBay.

[PirateMonk]

*Cheers loudly and uses Sword of Slaying on PirateMonk. I then keep his head as a souvineer, give his arms to Legendary so that he can play the guitar without losing his focus, gives his legs to the Latee to make him taller, and crushes his body with a jackhammer. Finally, Teh Jakester gets PirateMonks weapons. Then I smite Heliomance for trying to overcome the SR of my brownie stand.*

I'm not dead, and I have the Snarl's form. I am the Snarl.

[Teh_Jakester]

FOOLS! I destroyed a multiverse, even when you're [Graham's number] times bigger than me, you can't stop me! <Grows enormously> DIE!
*Squish* Enormous for you is ant-sized for me. Go Human Height!

*Thog's tounge-twister "not nale. not-nale. thog help nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale not not-nale, now nail not-nale, by leaving not-nale , not nale, in jail." makes Heliomance's head explode.*

I actually can say and understand that.

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Uses Scroll of Holy Genocide. Type of monster? Snarl.* PirateMonk will be obliterated in 5 seconds.

[Legendary]

I use an extra arm to take a brownie, from Teh_Jakester. I tear off a piece of my shirt, and wrap it around the brownie and throw it into the battlefield, praying Teh_Jakester doesn't try to fetch the brownie. I then use the Guitar to cast "Fanatical Fangirls."

A rumbling is heard from far off for awhile, and then thousands of teenage girls appear, attempting to fetch the piece of my shirt. They destroy everything in their path.

[Teh_Jakester]

5
4
3
2
1
0

[PirateMonk]

*Squish* Enormous for you is ant-sized for me. Go Human Height!

Actually, I'm bigger than you. <Impale him repeatedly>

[Teh_Jakester]

I'm a boy.
*Stabs Gender Error, AKA - PirateMonk*

[PirateMonk]

*Uses Scroll of Holy Genocide. Type of monster? Snarl.* PirateMonk will be obliterated in 5 seconds.

Holy? I am the Snarl! I am immune to deific power!

[Legendary]

What part of "Gender: Male" don't you understand about Teh_Jakester? Just cause he has a female avatar doesn't mean he's a girl....

Regardless, several of my fangirls are in your way, PirateMonk. You manage to kill them, but miss Jakester completely.

[Teh_Jakester]

*Takes out Sword of Smite Snarl*
*PirateMonk runs away*

[Legendary]

*Uses my fangirls to somehow form a sphere around PirateMonk and Jakester so PirateMonk can't escape from the sword*

[PirateMonk]

... No I don't. <Pulls out Tentacle of of Smite Teh_Jakester> Sorry for the gender mix-up :smallredface:

[OOTS_Rules.]

Explain how they put you in prison. If you could defy them, the world would be nothing right now. *Sees tentacle heading for Brownie Stand and once again sacrifices self to save everybody else. Once again has the Latee, Legendary, and Teh_Jakester command the stand, and once again searches for a rez.*

[Teh_Jakester]

"Smite Teh_Jakester"?
What?
I have a Smite spell?
*Chops PirateMonk in half with Sword of Smite Snarl*
*Dodges Tentacle*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Vengeful ghost apears and casts 1,000 spells on the Snarl, waiting for a ressurection.*

[Legendary]

Victory: Team Brownie! To be sure, I use the Wrath of Music to convince the fangirls to hate him, because he bled on my pants.

Oh yeah, he's doomed.

EDIT: I also resurrect OOTS Rules, cause I'm nice.

[Teh_Jakester]

*Gets Ressurect Scroll out*
*Ressurects OOTS_Rules*
Hey! A Lemming!

[Legendary]

Uh oh.... We've both resurrected him....

Wells OOTS, looks like you've got a 1UP. You can die twice before needing Resurrecting again!

[PirateMonk]

*Takes out Sword of Smite Snarl*
*PirateMonk runs away*

We still kinda object to godmodding here. Well, not really <Impales Teh_Jakester. He instantly drops dead>


Explain how they put you in prison. If you could defy them, the world would be nothing right now.

They didn't imprison me. I made them think they did. Meanwhile, I assumed the form of an inconspicuous, homicidal quarterling, until a fan club for me was formed, at which point I came forth and consumed my loyal follower(s).

[Teh_Jakester]

*Eats brownie*

[Legendary]

You can't kill my friends! I'll use the power of friendship to bring em back!

Er, that is, True Ressurect.

[PirateMonk]

<Resumes killing spree>

[Teh_Jakester]

*Resumes with the Sword of Smite Snarl*
HA!!

[Cleverdan22]

Quick question. What's with all of the Hinjo icons? I don't see them in the pop-up icon window.

Also: Thog rage at puny Belkar-ites!

[Legendary]

Great... my fangirls are dead, and it's a one a day spell. And I'm not resting again until Sunday morning....

But, I don't really play D&D.... So I cast the spell again anyways. I pull out the Amulet of Infinite Resurrect and give it to OOTS Rules. You're now immortal. I give the Bow of Time to Teh_Jakester. The arrows will hit your opponents BEFORE you fire it! And I give myself the key to the Treasure Chest w/ the Brownie cash. I mean.... I pull out the Self-Playing Drums to amplify my powers!

[PirateMonk]

<Sunders Sword>

<Distracts Thogites with illusion>

[Legendary]

Use your Bow, Jakester!

[PirateMonk]

Great... my fangirls are dead, and it's a one a day spell. And I'm not resting again until Sunday morning....

But, I don't really play D&D.... So I cast the spell again anyways. I pull out the Amulet of Infinite Resurrect and give it to OOTS Rules. You're now immortal. I give the Bow of Time to Teh_Jakester. The arrows will hit your opponents BEFORE you fire it! And I give myself the key to the Treasure Chest w/ the Brownie cash. I mean.... I pull out the Self-Playing Drums to amplify my powers!

<Smashes bow with tentacle> Now you can't have fired it.

<Sunders Amulet>

<Plays drums>

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Uses ability Shadows of the Stars to summon some legendary help*

The level-100 Barbarian goes into a Boiling Blood rage and cuts PM in half. The level-100 Bard uses the best power-ups he has.
The level-100 Cleric uses his divine spells to revive all of my friends.
The level-100 Druid summons all of nature's allies to entangle and destroy PM.
The level-100 Fighter uses all of his powerful chain-feats to kill PM 5 times.
The level-100 Monk uses a Vibrating Palm and wills PM to die.
The level-100 Paladin uses Smite Snarl.
The level-100 Ranger uses his numerous fighting styles to disembowl PM.
The level-100 Rogue uses many sneak attacks on PM.
The level-100 Wizard uses his entire spellbook on PM.
The level-100 Dragon Shaman turns into a dragon and obliterates PM.
The level-100 Beguiller tricks PM into commiting Seppuku.
The level-100 Duskblade strikes PM with magical swords.
The level-100 Knight knocks out PM.
Finally, I, the level-100 Sorceror, delivers the c'oup-de-grace.

[Legendary]

*Pulls out Hammer of Repairing/Smiting*

I use it in both ways. Ha! Now he can have fired it! And OOTS Rules will live forever! And my drums cannot be played by anyone! They make their own sounds, and any attempt to alter their songs results in death!

Unless you have an Evil Guitar. I do. What do you people wanna listen to? :)

[Teh_Jakester]

Yes, you just didn't see it. It was fired before you sundered it.
*Uses Amulet of Un-Sundering to Fix all weapons*
*Takes out Bow of Time*
*Shoots Bow*
*Twelve seconds earlier...*
PirateMonk - "MY EYE!!!"

[PirateMonk]

^I don't have eyes, per se.

You forget, I have a level of Graham's number^6576537363276356. <Impales the people in quick succession.>

[Squark]

*the small adelie penguin stares about in sheer amazement that no one noticed him*

*A lighbulb apears above squarks head*

*Squark runs off to get two objects of untold power*

*squark returns, and chanmts, " One, Two, Five!"*

*A nearby bystander syas, "3, sir."

"3"

*throws Holy Hand Grenade of Antiarc at PirateMonk*

*Pirate Monk is promptly oblieriated*

*Pulls out other object and aims it at legandary...

*A white blur flies out of the cage and decapatates Legandary...

A warning sign apears... Warning, Vorpal Bunny from Monty Python on the loose...

*Lastly, stares at the brownie, wondering what to do with it* (Penguins cannot eat brownies, no teeth... They'd choke)

[Legendary]

Hm.... the Brownie Bag contains secrets beyond my comprehension.... Well, I take the first thing that resembles a Musical Instrument.

It's some silly Ocarina.... Then comes the Fat Lute.... then the Sword of Singing.

It's what I've got, I guess. I play em all.

[Teh_Jakester]

*Revives*
*Shoots PM with Bow of time*
Twelve seconds Earlier
PM - "MY EYE!!!"

[PirateMonk]

*the small adelie penguin stares about in sheer amazement that no one noticed him*

*A lighbulb apears above squarks head*

*Squark runs off to get two objects of untold power*

*squark returns, and chanmts, " One, Two, Five!"*

*A nearby bystander syas, "3, sir."

"3"

*throws holy hand grenade of antiarc at PirateMonk*

*Pirate Monk is promptly oblieriated*

*Pulls out other object and aims it at legandary...

*A white blur flies out of the cage and decapatates Legandary...

A warning sign apears... Warning, Vorpal Bunny from Monty Python on teh loose...

*Lastly, stares at the brownie, wondering what to do with it* (Penguins cannot eat brownies, no teeth... They'd choke)

Once again, holy things don't hurt me.

[Legendary]

I take the Rabbit, and kill my 'puppy' and resurrect it as a dog again. Anyone wanna donate another Zodiac Animal? I gotta collect 'em all.

[Squark]

Once again, holy things don't hurt me.

Fine... *uses special bunny calling whistle and instructs it to behead PirateMonk*

[OOTS_Rules.]

Gives Squark a brownie milkshake made specifically for penguins. I always plan ahead.

[Teh_Jakester]

*Eats Duck*
How will PM die?
*Shoots bow*
Twelve seconds Earlier...
PM - "MY EYE!!"

[PirateMonk]

^ I don't have eyes, okay?

No head <Impales the cute bunny>

[Legendary]

The Ocarina has summoned a Horse.... That's three, I guess.

Hey Squark, can I have a penguin? I know it seems weird, but still....

[Teh_Jakester]

You still have one eye.
*Shoots Bow*
Twelve seconds Earlier...
PM - "MY EYE!!"

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Gets so angry, I contain the Snarl in a jar, stuff him in a cage, and ship him to the Krikkit homeworld, where the welcome wagon consists of getting hit by Krikkit bats.*

[Legendary]

I upgrade the Bow. It now can be directed to fire an arrow at a person AT ANY POINT DURING THEIR LIFESPAN.

Jakester, I hope you know what to do with the arrows. We have to stop the Snarl somehow...

[Teh_Jakester]

I like this bow...
*Eats Brownie*

[OOTS_Rules.]

*Upgrades the bow to hold arrows of slaying*

[Teh_Jakester]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I still like the Twelve Seconds Earlier thing...

[PirateMonk]

<Teh_Jakester fills with arrows and arrow wounds>

<Grabs bow>