Cheesiest Build Ever?

[CrazyYanmega]

What is the cheesiest build ever? I mean 10 ft. tall fondue tower cheese.

Lv 10 and Lv 20 versions, please.

[nedz]

Level 1 Paladin

[OldTrees1]

Level 1 Paladin

Nah, that is merely the most powerful. We can still make it cheesier.

Loredrake White Dragonspawn Dragonwrought Kobold Paladin 1

[ImperatorV]

Nah, that is merely the most powerful. We can still make it cheesier.

Loredrake White Dragonspawn Dragonwrought Kobold Paladin 1

Still not the cheesiest. Add Arctic magic-blooded and unseelie fey.

[Acanous]

In all truthiness, probably a Grey Elf Elven Generalist Wizard into Incantatrix/Initiate of the Sevenfold Veil.

[bekeleven]

Elven artificer 4 with WBL?

Or, I think OP is looking for something closer to Cleric 3/Human Paragon 3/Shadow Adept 1/Ruathar 3/Contemplative 1/Divine Disciple 4/Contemplative +5.

Alternatively, anyone can afford a candle of invocation by level 6 or so...

[Flickerdart]

Still not the cheesiest. Add Arctic magic-blooded and unseelie fey.
Don't forget the ladder to 9th level spells.

[bekeleven]

Don't forget the ladder to 9th level spells.

Earth Spell Utyugh/Heroic Shuffle doesn't show up on a build stub. Or do you suggest a different method?

[Kazudo]

Then you get a really big bowl of fondue, PAO it into a (probably not alive) copy of the character, use the Haunt Shift trick to get into its mind. Then, have your trusty cohort destroy the character's actual body, ending PAO. The character (through the Psionic Sandwich trick) is now the cheesiest character around.

[Erik Vale]

I thought the cheesiest build ever was a fallen level 1 paladin?
Or does he use his powers to un-fall?

Other than that Wizard 5/UM 9/WW 1/SoS 5 [At least, I think it's Spellguard of silvery moon], with some of the UM levels taken at the end.

[EisenKreutzer]

Wizard 20.

[*.*.*.*]

Pun-Pun

Nothing else gets in the vicinity of its cheese, except maybe the Omnificer

[TrueJordan]

Erudite spell-to-power variant? Yeah.

[Humble Master]

Probably Pun-Pun takes the cake for cheese. I mean, it uses one trick to completely and utterly break every aspect of the rules. Have a giggle at Pun-Pun's "stats" here. (http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=2705.0)

Other than that Omnificer, Chicken Infested Commoner, Emerald Legion or Tauric Hulking Hurler.

[Ansem]

Become a Dragon PC (don't matter what, as long as it's Dragon), arrange deal with the Cleric to bestow curse on you, failing your save and advance age categories.

[OldTrees1]

Probably Pun-Pun takes the cake for cheese. I mean, it uses one trick to completely and utterly break every aspect of the rules. Have a giggle at Pun-Pun's "stats" here. (http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=2705.0)

Other than that Omnificer, Chicken Infested Commoner, Emerald Legion or Tauric Hulking Hurler.

Even the greatest single piece of cheese (Pun Pun) can be made cheesier by adding more cheese. Pun Pun is merely the starting point since the goal is cheese not power.

[heavyfuel]

Why is everyone saying Pally 1 is the cheesiest? I'm kinda of new so if it's a joke I suppose it went right over my head haha.

Anyway... Isn't Pun-Pun THE cheesiest, most raw-abusing build?

[TrueJordan]

Why is everyone saying Pally 1 is the cheesiest? I'm kinda of new so if it's a joke I suppose it went right over my head haha.

Anyway... Isn't Pun-Pun THE cheesiest, most raw-abusing build?

Yeah, but you can become Pun-Pun at level 1 by making him a paladin. Therein lies the joke.

[Dusk Eclipse]

Eh Paladin is just the easiest way to ascent at level 1, but strictly speaking any lawful good character (who can hit a K:religion DC 25) at level 1 can become Pun-Pun, heck you don't even need to be a kobold (at first) to start the ritual.

Paladin is preferred because by RAW Pazuzu won't mess with the Wish if a Paladin asks it.

[Zombulian]

Anyway... Isn't Pun-Pun THE cheesiest, most raw-abusing build?

Pretty much. But it does work off of in game stuff instead of just an abusive build. I mean, you have to have a DM who is just chill with (at least in the example given in the thread) a Lawful Good Kobold calling on Pazuzu.

[nedz]

Why is everyone saying Pally 1 is the cheesiest? I'm kinda of new so if it's a joke I suppose it went right over my head haha.

Anyway... Isn't Pun-Pun THE cheesiest, most raw-abusing build?


Yeah, but you can become Pun-Pun at level 1 by making him a paladin. Therein lies the joke.

this, Paladin 1 (in this context) is shorthand for Pun Pun.

[ericgrau]

Everyone is assuming cheese means brokenness or power. You'll have to define what you mean if you want something else. Silliness perhaps?

[ArqArturo]

Everyone is assuming cheese means brokenness or power. You'll have to define what you mean if you want something else. Silliness perhaps?

Gray Elf Artificer with optimized Craft (Basket-weaving) skill checks.