Thog Idol!

[Skippy the Dire]

If Thog + leprechaun costume = sexy, what songs would YOU expect Thog to sing? Answer here (as Thog singing) on THOG IDOL!!!! :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin:

[Skippy the Dire]

And 'Thog Too Sexy' has been done already. Also Thog 'Wannabe".

[Demented]

:thog: "thog just wanna have fun!"

[Yellow]

"I Touch Myself"

Divinyls yaaaaaay

[That Lanky Bugger]

I think it's obvious.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/ThogThong.png"Thog Sing Thong Song! Thong Thong Thong Thong Thong!"

[Setra]

My Eyes! My Ears! My Spleeeeeeen!!!

[theKOT]

Yeah, TLB likes freaking people out with disturbing imagery. He did my sig pic after all.

[That Lanky Bugger]

Setra: You're not safe. No matter where you turn or what you read... I will wait so that I, or a cohort can surprise you.

BTW, I'd missed that one, KOT! Time to go update the House of Horrors topic!

[MinusInnocence]

NIN's "Closer."

Singing that with a Cookie Monster voice is the best thing ever.

[monsterinshadow]

When Thog Love A Not-Woman.

[Sisqui]

:thog: "Thog Want TO Push You Around" by Matchbox Twenty

[Heliomance]

The Wheels on the Bus (go round and round)

[Tilian]

yo, thog tell you what he want, what thog really really want
so tell thog what thog want what thog really really want

what you mean thog mess up?

thog a barbie girl in a barbie world
life in plastic, it fanta...fantas....fun!

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1039/idol5re2.jpg

wait thog do better! thog swear! :thog:

*ahem*

if thog, if thog could get to know your name
well if thog, could trace your private number baby
all thog know is that to thog
you look like you lots of fun
open up your loving arms
thog want some, want some

thog set thog's sights on you (and no one else will do)

and thog, thog got to have thog's way now, baby
all thog know is that to thog
you look like you having fun
open up your loving arms
watch out here thog come

you spin thog right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
right round round round round.

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7119/simon26yk4.jpg

*jazzhands* :thog:

[Teh_Jakester]

carry on my wayward thog, there'll be peace when you are thog, lay your weary thog to rest, don't you thog no more...

[Heliomance]

Read this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=792) replacing all instances of the word Lion with Thog. It makes so much sense!

[Erloas]

Hmm... you know what would be great is if we had some pictures of Thog dismembering that guy from American Idol. Because thats the kind of Idol contestant Thog would be, you can't loose when there is no competition left alive and the *remaining* judges are too scared to vote for anyone but you.

Then it really doesn't matter what you sing. Something simple like "vote for Thog or die"

[Nekulor]

can't touch thog da na na na

[Heliomance]

The picture of Thog dismembering Simon Cowell is sweet indeed.

[Skippy the Dire]

Yooooouuu....light up Thog life......You give Thog hope......

[Tornek the Unhygenic]

do thog make you prouuuuuuuuuuuud? no? O.K., here another. they see thog mowin... thog's front lawn. thog know in thog's heart they think thog white and nerdy! thog not really white and nerdy, thog just sing it.

[Sisqui]

"Oops Thog Did It Again" :smallbiggrin:

[Heliomance]

Thog know in Thog's heart they think Thog green and nerdy

[Tornek the Unhygenic]

oh, yeah. He's green. Forgot

[nizwiz]

"Give It 2 'Em Thogg" and
"In Love with a Thog"
(to be found on the video Thoggystyle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dogg's_Doggystyle)).

[Teh_Jakester]

Another Idea -
sweet child o' thog (Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses)
thog in an elevator (Love in an Elevator - Aerosmith)
purple thog (Purple Rain - Prince)
taste of thog (Taste of India - Aerosmith)
comfortably thog (Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd)
crazy thog (Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne)

[nizwiz]

"Sir Psycho Sexy" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Psycho_Sexy)

[Beleriphon]

And nobody mentions the blindingly obvious.

it tough being green

[Planewalker]

Wasting away again in Thogaritaville. Searching for Thog's long-lost shaker of Thog. Some people claim that there's a Thog to blame, but Thog know, its Thog's own damn fault.

[Heliomance]

All in all you're just another Thog in the wall.

[Teh_Jakester]

No,
it not easy being green... thog green.

[Riven Hale]

thog get jiggy with it.

You know, I was actually walking around the house singing that the other day? *shakes head sadly*

[Teh_Jakester]

thog believe thog can fly...

[Ariko]

Yeah, TLB likes freaking people out with disturbing imagery. He did my sig pic after all.

I think your signature pic is cute! and quite believable!

[Deme]

:thog: Thog gonna be (500 miles)

And Thog would walk 500 miles
and Thog would walk 500 more
just to be the Thog to walk 1000 miles
and fall down at your door
I just have to endorse a song that would have Thog saying his name almost every line.

[kabbor]

Yo, listen up, Here's the story about a little guy that lives in a green world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just green like him
Indside and outside
Green his house with the green little window and a green corvette
And everything is green for him and his-self
And everybody around cuz he aint got nobody to listen.

Im green da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da d ba dee da ba di da ba dee
Da ba di da ba dee da ba di da (repeat once)

I have a green house with a green window
Green is the color I bought that I wear
Green are the trees and now the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so green
Green are the people here that walk around
Green like my corvette its standing outside
Green are the words are say and what I think
Green are the feelings that live inside me.

Im green da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da d ba dee da ba di da ba dee
Da ba di da ba dee da ba di da (repeat twice)

Indside and outside
Green his house with the green little window and a green car reck
And everything is green for him and his-self
And everybody around cuz he aint got nobody to listen.

Im green da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da
Ba di da ba dee da ba di da (repeat til end)

[moleytov]

:thog: => :furious:
Rage...
Buring a way to thog
rage...
Destroying so thogly
Now...
There is a rage in thog,
A rage that bur~ns!


This thog is outta control
Thog gonna smash puny prison,
smash puny prison!
This thog is out of control
Thog gonna smash this prison,
smash this prison!
This thog is out of control,
This thog is out of control,
This thog is out of control.
Oh, it gone!

rage...
Borring a way through thog
Pysco-ised...
Controlling completely
Now...
There is a rage in Thog,
A rage that bur~ns!....

:thog: Thog get puppy now?


you get the picture. (This Fire, Franz Ferdinand)

[Skippy the Dire]

Did Thog ever tell Nale Nale Thog hero?
Nale everything that Thog want to be?
And Thog could fly higher than an eagle...
Cause Nale is the wind beneath Thog wings.......

[Skydiving_Ninja]

thog don't need no punctuation
thog don't need no bigger words
no dumb talky-men in thog's classroom
teacher go leave thog alone
hey! teacher! go leave thog alone!
all in all thog just another brick in thog's wall
all in all thog just another brick in thog's wall
*air guitaring thog interlude*

thog wake up in soho doorway a policeman
a paladin knew thog's name
paladin say "thog can go sleep with barbarians guild
if thog can get up and walk away"

thog go back to the underground
and the breeze made thog's head cold
thog remember throwing doors around
and preaching from thog's chair

(chorus)
well, who is thog?
thog really want to know
tell thog who is thog?
because thog really wants to know

thog take the tube back out of town
back to the rollin' pin
thog feel a little like a dying cow
with streak of rin tin tin

thog stretched back and hiccupped
and looked back on thog's busy day
eleven hours in the tin pan
thog there has to be a better way

(chorus)

[ColourDeaf]

take on thog
(take on thog)
take thog on
(take on thog)
thog be gooooone
in a day or twooooooooooooo :thog:

Or Alternatively, 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails (nearly wrote 'Nales', then):

"i wanna thog you like an animal!"

[Josh Inno]

Read this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=792) replacing all instances of the word Lion with Thog. It makes so much sense!

*BOL, rolling around on the ground* YES! FREAKING YES! FUNNY!!!!

[Riven Hale]

thog believe thog can fly...

I was singing that, too.

...I'm messed up. :(

[Threeshades]

I'm Korn-crazed so...

Something takes a part of Thog.
Something lost and never seen.
Everytime Thog start to believe,
Somethings green and taken from Thog... from Thog.

Lifes got to always be messing with Thog. (nale wanna see the light)
Cant they chill and let Thog be free? (so do Thog)
Cant Thog take away all this pain. (nale wanna see the light)
Thog try to every night, all in vain... in vain.

Sometimes Thog cannot take this place.
Sometimes its Thogs life Thog cant taste.
Sometimes Thog cannot feel Thogs face.
Nale'll never see Thog fall from grace

Something takes a part of Thog.
You and Thog were meant to be.
A cheap fight for Thog to lay
Something takes a part of Thog.

Feeling like a Thog on a leash. (Nale wanna see the light)
Feeling like Thog have no release. (so do Thog)
How many times have Thog felt diseased? (Nale wanna see the light)
Nothing in Thog's life is free... is free

Sometimes Thog cannot take this place.
Sometimes its Thog's life Thog cant taste.
Sometimes Thog cannot feel Thog's face.
Nale'll never see Thog fall from grace

Something takes a part of Thog.
You and Thog were meant to be.
A cheap fight for Thog to lay
Something takes a part of Thog.

[Scat]
Not nale, not-nale, Thog help nale not-nale, not nale
And Thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale
Nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale
by leaving not-nale, not nale in jail!

Go!
So...Nale! nail not-nale...
Nale... Thog knot not-nale
Nale... nail not-nale...
Nale... Thog knot not-nale
Nale... nail not-nale...
No... Thog knot not-nale
Nale... nail not-nale...
No... Thog knot not-nale!

Something takes a part of Thog.
You and Thog were meant to be.
A cheap fight for Thog to lay
Something takes a part of Thog.

Part of Thog...
Part of Thog...
Part of Thog...
Oh...

[KoDT69]

Thog will always smash you (Whitney Houston)
Thog (replacing the word BAD, Michael Jackson)
Thog in a bottle (Christina Aguilera)
T H O G (PIMP, 50 Cent)
Straight outta Thog-town (NWA :smallwink: )
Warm it up Thog (Kris Kross)
Thog not too proud to beg (TLC)
No Thogs (TLC)
Thog Pick-up Man (Joe Diffie)
Thog only cums when Thog's on top (James)
Thog the sailor man (Popeye Theme)
Thog be there for you (The Rembrandts)
Do Thog know the muffin man (?)
Thog's Humps (Black Eyed Peas)
Thog cleaved the sherriff (Bob Marley)
Thog Hamster Dance!

[Tilian]

Thog (replacing the word BAD, Michael Jackson)

Wait...

because thog thog! thog thog!
come on!
you know thog thog! thog thog!
you know it!

[Kesnit]

Thog will always smash you (Whitney Houston)


I can just see :thog: on stage, swaying to the music...


Thog only cums when Thog's on top (James)

THAT was an image I didn't need!


Thog cleaved the sherriff (Bob Marley)

Love it


Thog Hamster Dance!

NO!!!!! ARGH!!! My eyes!!!!

[Dell]

I loved the korn with the thog in it, especially the goin crazy party with the nail/nale/not-nale mixed, just freakin funny right there :P

I would like to write a song for nale, something he simply sais and after it turns around with a big :thog: -smile

Thog is so green,
Thog like not-Nale and Nale!
Thog knows what been'
Thog nail Nale for not-Nale

Thog like bird
Thog like puppy
Thog like hamster
Thog like Nale!
Thog like Nale to nail not-Nale!

Puppies at night
All Thog black.
Thog like fight.
Watch nale back!

Thog like sun
Thog like moony
Thog like waraxe
Thog like Nale!
Thog like Nale to nail not-Nale!

[RAP]
Like when you say f*ck you!
Thog go on and thog you!
Takin Thog-attack -
Smashin not-Thog back!
[RAP END]
:thog: Tada! *moves around* !


Heres another idea:
(Candy shop)
Thog take you to Thog shop!
Thog let you Thog-pop
Go head not make Thog stop!
Go! Hit Thogs spot!
Dadada-dada!

----

(Gone Daddy Gone)
It gone Thoggy gone
Thog has gone
Yes it gone Thoggy gone
Thog has gone

----

(I shot the sherif)
Thog shot goblin
But Thog not shoot no not-Nale!

---

(Everything I do)
Look into Thog eyes - you see,
What you mean to me.
Search for heart - Thog search soul,
And when Thog find you there, Thog no search more.

Don't tell Thog it not worth tryin' for.
You not tell Thog it not worth dyin' for.
Thog know it's true,
Everything Thog do - Thog do it for you.

Just the idea of :thog: lovin someone is ... so freakin cool!

[Teh_Jakester]

(Sweet Child O' Mine, I mean sweet child o' thog)
:thog: - he's got a smile that it seems to thog reminds me of childhood memories where everything was as fresh as the bright blue thog now and then when thog see nale's face he takes thog away to that special place and if thog stare too long thog'dd probably break down and cry woah oh oh sweet child o' thog woah oh oh oh sweet love of thog he's got eyes of the bluest thog as if they thought of thog thog'dd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of not-nale nale's hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a thog thog'dd hide and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass thog by woah oh doh sweet child o' thog woah oh oh oh sweet love of thog woah oh oh oh sweet child o' thog woah oh oh sweet love of thog where do we go where do we go now where do we go where do we go where do we go now where do we go now where do we go sweet child o where do we go now ah ah ai ai ai ai where do we go now where do we go where do we go now where do we go now where do we go where do we go now sweet child sweet child of thog...
I TOTALLY NAILED IT!!!

[Threeshades]

(Thog smashed the prison
But Thog didnt smash the talky man, oh no! oh!
Thog smashed the prison
But Thog didnt smash the talky man, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)
Yeah! all around Thog in Cliffport,
Theyre tryin to track Thog down;
They say they want to bring Thog in guilty
For the smashing of the talky man,
For the life of talky man.
But I say:

Oh, now, now. oh!
(Thog smashed the prison.) - the prison.
(but Thog swear it was in selfdefence.)
Oh, no! (ooh, ooh, oo-oh) yeah!
Thog say: Thog smashed the prison - oh, lord! -
(and they say it is a capital offal.)
Yeah! (ooh, ooh, oo-oh) yeah!

Sheriff john brown always hated Thog,
For what, Thog dont know:
Every time Thog plant a seed,
He said kill it before it grow -
He said kill them before they grow.
And so:

Read it in the news:
(Thog smashed the prison.) oh, lord!
(but Thog swear it was in self-defence.)
Where was the talky man? (oo-oo-oh)
Thog say: Thog smashed the prison,
But Thog swear it was in selfdefence. (oo-oh) yeah!

Freedom came Thog's way one day
And Thog started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden Thog saw Azure's Catapults
Aiming to shoot Thog down,
So Thog smash - Thog smash - Thog smashed them down and Thog say:
If Thog is guilty Thog will pay.

(Thog smashed the prison,)
But Thog say (but Thog didnt smash the talky man),
Thog didnt smash the talky man (oh, no-oh), oh no!
(Thog smashed the prison.) Thog did!
But Thog didnt smash the talky man. oh! (oo-oo-ooh)

Rampages had got the better of Thog
And what is to be must be:
Every day the bucket a-go a well,
One day the bottom a-go drop out,
One day the bottom a-go drop out.
Thog say:

Thog - Thog - Thog - Thog smashed the prison.
Lord, Thog didnt smash the talky man. yeah!
Thog - Thog (smashed the prison) -
But Thog didnt smash the talky man, yeah! no, yeah!


To get that thing with I shot the sheriff done. It fits on the original lyrics and on the plot!

[Planewalker]

Okay, here are a list of Thog Idol songs my friends came up with at lunch today. Enjoy!

I like big Thogs and I cannot lie
Back in Thog
The Thog Song
Halo Thog Overture
Have Yourself A Merry Little Thog
How much is that little Thoggy in the window?
Who Let the Thog Out?
Thogbuster
Thog to the Bone
Back in the ThogSSR
Mien Thog
Dark Side of the Thog
If you wanta be Thog's lover
Thogifornication
Welcome to the Hotel Thogifornia:smallbiggrin: