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That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-10, 02:04 AM
Well, we may as well make it official. Here and there, Thog Thongs and Miko/Belkar avatars abound. Mind Flayers run around in banana hammocks, and Belkar and V cuddle by a fireplace. We should gather these avatars to one place, to encourage them to spawn like bacteria AND to have a centralized topic where we can all come to damage our sanity.

Edit: Feel free to suggest something! If something is disturbing or unique enough, we may just take the suggestion and turn it into an actual avatar!

Please note, this is NOT the Request an Avatar thread. Go there to request something normal.

As the current king of disturbing avatars, I think I should kick things off:



http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/ThogThong.png
Thog Thong
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/Maternal.png
Marital Bliss
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/BelkarXykon.png
Riding the Skeleton
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/BelkarMindFlayer.png

Two Minds as One
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/BelkarThog.png
Brothers from Seperate Mothers
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/MikoWBelkar.png
Punishing the "Wicked"
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f194/ThatLankyBugger/mindflayerspeedo.gif
The Original Banana Hammock Mind Flayer
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f194/ThatLankyBugger/mikobm.gif
Meant to Be


I would request that my co-conspirators come and fire their salvos as well. Let's do this thing right, shall we?

Dispozition
2007-02-10, 02:40 AM
BAH! Scary...So. Many. Images. I. Didn't. Want. To. See...

*runs away scared*

No...They're all actually pretty good. the punishing one I could really have done without, but aside from they're all bearable.

Mr_Saturn
2007-02-10, 02:52 AM
It cant get that bad with ootsitars, i have taken a liking to most of them. :sigh:

DarkLightDragon
2007-02-10, 05:17 AM
Those are scary :smalleek:

The one with Belkar and Thog was cute though!

Flabbicus
2007-02-10, 10:13 PM
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/BelkarMindFlayer.png

Two Minds as One


Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of, the Tarrasque!

PaladinFreak
2007-02-10, 11:05 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

MUST RUN!! RUN!!!

*Finds high ground* *Fires Bazooka of Smiteyness at pictures*

heretic
2007-02-10, 11:08 PM
Whoa.

Can I use the Thog/Belkar one as an avatar?

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-11, 09:44 AM
Sorry, heretic. Bluelantern beat you to adopting the Belkar/Thog one.

heretic
2007-02-11, 12:17 PM
Poop. Are any of the other ones up for adoption?

Zephra
2007-02-13, 01:05 PM
*gasp* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
are you taking aviatar requests?

Sewer_Bandito
2007-02-13, 08:01 PM
I could break my monitor right now. But the disturbing images are forever implanted in my brain :smallannoyed: . I hope you're proud of yourself, good sir or madame.

Raistlin1040
2007-02-13, 08:10 PM
You Lankybugger have fried my brain with images not meant for human eyes. Nice going. Jerk.

Saurous
2007-02-13, 08:27 PM
.....

Excuse me, but I need to wash my brain with salt and bleach. The horrible images are burned into my brain! It burns!



Anyway, dispite the eye-burning, brain-destroying content, these are very nice.

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-13, 08:53 PM
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/BelkarV.png
Have another, guys!

Jannex
2007-02-13, 09:28 PM
Here are my contributions, to add to the pile of pain.

A New Riding Dog
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/tigerdreams/BelkarMount3-av.gif

Beach Party Belkar
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/tigerdreams/BelkarBeach.jpg

And if you're wondering, I do take requests/suggestions, if they're amusing or disturbing enough.

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-13, 09:43 PM
Yeah, that's a good idea, Jannex! I think it's time to alter the title a bit...

Edit: ...and that should do it.

Raistlin1040
2007-02-13, 09:56 PM
*Explodes*
Alright I suggest a picture with Miko and...V making out with passion.
<Knows he's twisted.

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-13, 10:20 PM
Nice suggestion, Raistlin!

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/ThongLove.png

I was working on this anyway. Roy is there for the look on his face, and there's no Elan because I'm pretty sure it'd qualify as fan service, not fan horrification.

Raistlin1040
2007-02-13, 10:22 PM
Sweet Banjo!

Raistlin1040
2007-02-13, 10:28 PM
Also If you're going to have a roy, durkon, and shojo lineup you need a Miko, Haley, Hilgya, Sabine, Samantha (The sorceress) and any other hot OotS character. And maybe some Haley on Miko action to counter the Belkar and V.

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-13, 10:35 PM
Raistlin, Raistlin... this thread is the House of Horrors topic. I might start up a fanservice topic later, though.

Jannex
2007-02-13, 10:37 PM
there's no Elan because I'm pretty sure it'd qualify as fan service, not fan horrification.

You're absolutely right. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't do it. :smallbiggrin:

Raistlin1040
2007-02-13, 10:39 PM
Oh. My bad. You working on the VXMiko yet?

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-13, 10:50 PM
I'm gonna save it 'til tomorrow. Right now I think I need sleep...

Raistlin1040
2007-02-13, 10:51 PM
No! No sleep for you. I need my Miko V fanfic *twitch*

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-13, 10:59 PM
Bug Jannex. Toronto's getting hammered with snow and I've got to shovel in the morning!

Jannex
2007-02-13, 11:01 PM
Bug Jannex. Toronto's getting hammered with snow and I've got to shovel in the morning!

We're supposed to get hit with a bunch of snow here in Connecticut tomorrow, too. But then, I do'nt have to be anywhere special tomorrow. So I'll give the V x Miko thing a shot.

Jannex
2007-02-14, 12:16 AM
Here it is. It really isn't as traumatic as I'd've liked... until you add the quote.

Miss Miyazaki, there is something I must tell you... I prepared Explosive Orgasm this morning.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/tigerdreams/MikoVaarsuvius-av.gif

Full-sized version here:
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/tigerdreams/MikoVaarsuvius.jpg

Raistlin1040
2007-02-14, 12:19 AM
My gods! It's awesome and disturbing all at once. The quote cracked me up though.

Dispozition
2007-02-14, 02:11 AM
Lankybugger...I just can't express in words how awesome and evil-y cruel it is...Nice art though.

Krimm_Blackleaf
2007-02-14, 02:19 AM
Welcome to the Abyss. We have cupcakes.

DarkLightDragon
2007-02-14, 03:08 AM
((...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!

*runs*))

Krimm_Blackleaf
2007-02-14, 03:52 AM
Oh hey, here's a good one. A pregnant Haley holding Belkers hand as he wears a hat made of most of Elan's head. Just imagning it makes me want to vomit.

Dispozition
2007-02-14, 03:53 AM
That's...uhhh...Just strange...Not cool...Just...NO!!!!

Tilian
2007-02-14, 04:37 AM
Tilian reporting for duty as requested, General Lankybugger sir!

The Love Ballad of Belkar Bitterleaf and Miko Miyazaki


Ever since you've fallen
I've been falling for you
http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/6127/mikobelkarfy2.gif

They tell me that you can no longer Smite Evil
So why is it I am smitten with you?
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9007/dinnerfortwobigfinalqe5.png

Director's cut
Revenge is a dish best served cold
But I would rather just skip to dessert
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4507/directorscutyw4.png

They tell me you've been naughty
When you just need someone nice
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/8564/presental4.png

Trois - A Tale In Three Parts

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6417/walkfinalhs0.png

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/2774/lunchfinalvg6.png

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/4291/revealfinaleo8.png




Miss Miyazaki, there is something I must tell you... I prepared Explosive Orgasm this morning.



Oh wow. What's the area of effect on that anyway? :smalltongue:

Dispozition
2007-02-14, 04:38 AM
Tilian...Could you please spoiler the larger pics...They make the page as long as a full page normally is...

Very nice drawing though.

Hart av Srednak
2007-02-14, 07:59 AM
Trois - A Tale In Three Parts

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6417/walkfinalhs0.png

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/2774/lunchfinalvg6.png

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/4291/revealfinaleo8.png

V with Miko wasn't disturbing.. but this surely is.



Oh wow. What's the area of effect on that anyway? :smalltongue:
I would say it depends on sex. Only women have O's with area of effect. Men have range. :smallwink:

Tilian
2007-02-14, 08:08 AM
Quick avatar for Valentine's.

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1305/roybelkaravatarxa6.png

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-14, 09:39 AM
Oh hey, here's a good one. A pregnant Haley holding Belkers hand as he wears a hat made of most of Elan's head. Just imagning it makes me want to vomit.

Dibs. DIBS. DIBS!!!

I'll have this one before 10 or so tonight (it's 9:47am right now). It would be earlier, but I've got to work late and then Lost is on.

mport2004
2007-02-14, 04:33 PM
:eek: This is creepy :eek:

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-14, 09:24 PM
I called Dibs, and so there it be!

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/BelkarHaley.png"Belkar honey! Now you've even got the hair I like!"

NecroPaladin
2007-02-14, 09:32 PM
I thought you meant something like my avatar; classic horror. Not...

Okay, let's try to put it this way...HOW many times have my eyes burned out since joining these forums? 4? 5?

And from the romantic Belkar thread, I always thought that Belkar had a certain...interest...in the likes of Xykon...and I don't mean because he's (was) a man. You want dibs on that one or is it just too wrong?

EDIT: And no, not as innocent as "riding the skeleton" on page 1, either. I have a twisted imagination.

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-14, 09:44 PM
And an extra special item for Valentines day!

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/ThogRoy.png"Thog see Roy have Weapon Focus: Titan!"

You've read it. You can't unread it.

mport2004
2007-02-14, 10:19 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
Whos got the acid?

Dispozition
2007-02-15, 04:21 AM
No...Acid will not help with this...I think we need to...Wait...What can we do?...BAH!!! *runs around in circles screaming*

Very nice art by all in this thread though...However disturbing it may be...

Shadow of the Sun
2007-02-15, 04:52 AM
Acid CAN help! You are just using the wrong kind of acid for soaking your brain in- soak it in the drug and everything will be fine!

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-02-15, 05:19 AM
:eek:

OH GOD! MY EYES! AND MIND! GAH!!



Actually, they're not so bad once you get used to them.

danielf
2007-02-15, 06:51 AM
after that i think i will not draw anything else in my life, drawing is evil.
:P

If you want disturbing, i suggest my 2 IA-contest winners:
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i221/danielfufrj/belkarnoelroydolph.png
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i221/danielfufrj/ootswestern.jpg

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-15, 01:20 PM
You want dibs on that one or is it just too wrong?

EDIT: And no, not as innocent as "riding the skeleton" on page 1, either. I have a twisted imagination.

Just so we're clear, everyone else... I'm not going to hold back on this one. I'm going to do everyone a favor and put it behind a Spoiler tag when I'm finished. If you look, it WILL be at your own peril.

All of it will be NecroPaladin's fault.

It'll be done by around 9 or 10 tonight. Now... A question. Which line should I use?

A) Belkar: Did I waste a feat on Lichloved for THIS?

or

B) Belkar: All the bones but the one I need.

Raistlin1040
2007-02-15, 07:30 PM
Oh B all the way.

ilovefire
2007-02-15, 08:12 PM
B. Definately B.

Jester42
2007-02-15, 09:13 PM
I like subtlety in this matter. Like Belkar’s daughter :smallbiggrin:


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t117/jester442/belkarjr.jpg

Alex Kidd
2007-02-15, 09:16 PM
How about a Blackguard Miko (denoted by red eyes or perhaps a black uniform nearby) relaxing in a bathtub of blood with Belkar who is playing with a boat. Maybe put V in there somewhere.

mport2004
2007-02-15, 09:28 PM
How about a Blackguard Miko (denoted by red eyes or perhaps a black uniform nearby) relaxing in a bathtub of blood with Belkar who is playing with a boat. Maybe put V in there somewhere.
I second that :smallbiggrin:

That Lanky Bugger
2007-02-15, 09:58 PM
I warned you. View at your own risk. And seriously... If you're going to quote this, don't remove the spoiler tags.


http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/Lichloved.png"Did I waste a feat on Lichloved for THIS?"

I went with A. Mainly because I was disconnected from the internet due to my roommate stealing the connection. I might do B soon.

Dispozition
2007-02-16, 02:01 AM
...*pulls eyes out of sockets*

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Totally wrong...But good drawing...

Captain van der Decken
2007-02-16, 02:26 AM
Oh lord..

Is it bad that pretty much all this thread made me laugh out loud?

NecroPaladin
2007-02-16, 03:25 AM
Mwahahahahaaha! My Creation Has life!

Schlammmeister
2007-02-16, 06:08 PM
I warned you. View at your own risk. And seriously... If you're going to quote this, don't remove the spoiler tags.


http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/Lichloved.png"Did I waste a feat on Lichloved for THIS?"

I went with A. Mainly because I was disconnected from the internet due to my roommate stealing the connection. I might do B soon.


WOW. I get a dirtier Young Frankenstein vibe coming from this one...I can't even suggest one, that bothered me so much....yeesh.

Korias
2007-02-17, 09:58 PM
Gawd... So... Funny... yet so disturbing.

Heres one you should work on.

Zz'drit+V.
or
Belkar+oracle/other kobold
Haley+Julio Descoundrel
and...

Roy+Elan.

Yeah. I feel like being cruel. I want to see some eyes spontaneously combust.

NecroPaladin
2007-02-17, 11:14 PM
Wow. Have you all forgotten the grand majesty of Evard's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion??? Is that just too taboo, or are we just going to avoid attracting more 'otaku' than are necessary? Both are equally good reasons to NOT do it. I can't think of a good reason. Thus...

Do it. Because my eyes burned out long ago and I wanna hear some screams.

Woot Spitum
2007-02-17, 11:49 PM
Arggggg! (gouges own eyes out). You know, Redcloak hasn't...(gnaws off own fingers to stop the madness)

Korias
2007-02-18, 09:01 PM
Actualy, we never went into Belkar/Haley, or Belkar/Windstrider, or Belkar/MITD or Belkar/Belkar's Mirror Image.

Or perhaps Belkar/Ninja Waitress?

Or Maybe Belkar/Haley/Roy (With Gender Bender Belt)/V?

ilovefire
2007-02-18, 11:28 PM
I have some for you:
Roy's Sister (Forgot her name)/Thog
Roy's Sister/Leeky (That druid guy)
Roy's Sister/Belkar
Roy's Sister/Zykon ("So, lemme get this straight: I marry you and you'll pay for my ENTIRE college up to a Doctors of Generalist Wizardry? Sign me up!")

The Orange Zergling
2007-02-19, 12:12 AM
Roy's Sister/Belkar

Seconded. (It's Julia, BTW)

Also, Julia/Durkon...

Woot Spitum
2007-02-19, 03:50 PM
I like the idea of a blackguard Miko and a blackguard Roy playing catch with Elan's head. Also, has anyone suggested alignment reversed versions of the OOTS/Linear Guild? If not, it needs to be done.

Korias
2007-02-19, 05:47 PM
You make a point. But a good aligned Sabine?

Woot Spitum
2007-02-19, 11:14 PM
You make a point. But a good aligned Sabine?

The very fact that it just sounds wrong only makes it better.

Jibar
2007-02-20, 12:59 PM
Whatever happened to that fan-service anyway?
Somebody did mention fan-service right.

Raistlin1040
2007-02-20, 10:16 PM
Yes. We need one.

Korias
2007-02-20, 10:24 PM
Aye.
But that will wait till AFTER we burn out eye sockets, so only those with Blindsight (Like me) Can see the fanservice.

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-02-24, 11:32 PM
wait till AFTER

NO! NOW! GRAGH!

The Extinguisher
2007-02-25, 12:31 AM
Is it wrong that I found none of these disturbing and rather funny?

Now, what we need is Nale and Sabine, but shapeshifted to look like Nale.
We know the man is in love with himself...

GoC
2007-02-26, 10:13 PM
Why hasn't anyone done a three way yet?
Might I suggest a Belkar+Miko+Haley?

Hmm... come to think of it that's more sick than disturbing.

Jannex
2007-02-27, 01:25 AM
I guess this arguably counts as fanservice... whether it's disturbing or not, I leave for the gentle viewer to determine.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/tigerdreams/MikoSabine-sm.gif

Raistlin1040
2007-02-27, 06:17 PM
We sooooooo need a picture of Miko and Haley as whores. Just because I'm bored like that.

The Extinguisher
2007-02-27, 09:58 PM
Inspired from this, because I'm evil like that.


Oh god......you just gave me the most disturbing idea ever......

Well if Sabine can't seduce the paladin......then what about the mount....(I am so sorry......:smalleek: )

Do it. Someone do it!

Korias
2007-02-27, 10:35 PM
Theirs something wrong with that light on the camera.

Jannex
2007-02-27, 11:36 PM
Theirs something wrong with that light on the camera.

That's because it's the shutter button. :smallwink:

Flying Elephant
2007-02-28, 09:25 PM
:eek: These are incredibly disturbing!

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-03-01, 03:05 AM
:eek: These are incredibly disturbing!

Completely! And I love it!

Serpentine
2007-03-01, 08:50 PM
Tilian, besides being somewhat disturbing (c'mon people, you can do better!), they were really great! I love the way you took your time tipping the table over, and yeah, just taking your time with all of them. Awesomeness! And the art's great too. And funny. And... and... spiffing!
Regarding FanService: Cheesecake, woo!

edit: Just thought of something. Remember those flumphs?s

Erloas
2007-03-02, 11:37 PM
I had an idea, but since I can't draw I'll put it here and see if anyone else wants to take a shot at it.

Miko in something like black leather with Belkar behind her (on a stepstool) so about all you can see is his head sticking out to the side, and he is holding a stick, with a suprised look on his face. At the bottom the roachs are there, one says "there literally was a stick in there" and optionally the other could say "two for a little bit there"

Felius
2007-03-03, 04:14 PM
If someone have a series of image and want it animated, tell me. I can do it in less then half an hour from the time I see the request.

That Lanky Bugger
2007-03-03, 09:00 PM
Just to break the monotony of Belkar-related House of Horrors stuff... Random magic chick who was imprisoned for Unnatural Acts of Wizardry.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/Unnatural.png"My love... With one Enlarge spell, we shall finally be together as the Gods intended."

Dr._Weird
2007-03-03, 09:57 PM
I think I'll go drink some lye now.

MUST

FORGET

Joxer t' Mighty
2007-03-04, 12:43 AM
*rallies himself and forces his stomach to remain strong*


What the hey. You want disturbing? Belkar and Hermoine Granger. We already know where on his list SHE is :smallamused:

Dr._Weird
2007-03-04, 12:21 PM
Ooh, here's one guaranteed to disturb. Roy boarding Hinjo's junk... interpret this as you will.

Korias
2007-03-04, 06:14 PM
Just to break the monotony of Belkar-related House of Horrors stuff... Random magic chick who was imprisoned for Unnatural Acts of Wizardry.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/Unnatural.png"My love... With one Enlarge spell, we shall finally be together as the Gods intended."

...
...
Yup. Thats Unnatural.

DrowWolfrider
2007-03-05, 12:01 AM
*rallies himself and forces his stomach to remain strong*


What the hey. You want disturbing? Belkar and Hermoine Granger. We already know where on his list SHE is :smallamused:

I would do this but I cant draw for crap.:smallfrown:
still very disturbing, I can see it in my mind.:smallbiggrin:

That Lanky Bugger
2007-03-05, 12:02 AM
I would do this but I cant draw for crap.:smallfrown:
still very disturbing, I can see it in my mind.:smallbiggrin:

*Is now inspired*

Edit: It might require a Spoiler tag...

The Extinguisher
2007-03-06, 09:50 PM
Aww, no love my for my ideas.
For the record, they were

Nale and Sabine, but Sabine is shapeshifted to look like Nale. We do know the man is in love with himself.

Sabine seducing Windstriker. I didn't come up with the idea, I'm just telling you to do it.

Jannex
2007-03-08, 02:12 AM
Sabine seducing Windstriker. I didn't come up with the idea, I'm just telling you to do it.

You know, there are times when I'll hear an absolutely brilliant idea, and can't help but run with it.

...And then there are times like this.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/tigerdreams/SabineWindstriker.jpg

Spoilered because I can't be bothered to open Photoshop and shrink the image.

That Lanky Bugger
2007-03-08, 07:37 AM
Jannex, thanks for taking this thread to a new low. :belkar:

Quincunx
2007-03-08, 11:03 AM
Joxer, thank you for reminding me about The List. My gut feeling is NOT to spoiler this, but better prudish than reprimanded. . .

http://s169.photobucket.com/albums/u231/Quincunx_GitP/mrsbuttersworth.gif

Jacob_Gallagher
2007-03-08, 05:09 PM
Take out the spoiler tags }:D

Jannex
2007-03-08, 06:21 PM
Jannex, thanks for taking this thread to a new low. :belkar:

Always glad to help. :smallbiggrin:

Ruyn
2007-03-10, 06:38 PM
Cross posted from Belkar's romance thread.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u136/CompassionInFlames/Fanart/Belkstriker.jpg

Green Bean
2007-03-10, 07:06 PM
You know, there are times when I'll hear an absolutely brilliant idea, and can't help but run with it.

...And then there are times like this.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/tigerdreams/SabineWindstriker.jpg

Spoilered because I can't be bothered to open Photoshop and shrink the image.

Awesome. Now all we need is some fanfiction. :smallbiggrin:

PirateMonk
2007-03-10, 07:31 PM
Zz'drit+V.


I actually requested that once, but on a D&D Vending machine thread for a reason that shall not be discussed.

danielf
2007-03-11, 07:32 AM
nice works everyone :)

Abardam
2007-03-11, 07:41 AM
And by 'nice works' you really mean 'your pieces of art make my brain melt and leak out of my nostrils, and then explode', right?

The Hammer of Thor
2007-03-11, 03:05 PM
Oh great, so now theres Kobolds.
HAVE YOU NO MERCY?

but seriously, great art, terrifying pictures

ufo
2007-03-11, 03:22 PM
Oh great, so now theres Kobolds.
HAVE YOU NO MERCY?

but seriously, great art, terrorizing pictures

There. fixed it for you.

Simius
2007-03-12, 06:52 AM
Down, down, lower we go!

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1454/elan2zz4.gif

Ascobol
2007-03-12, 07:17 AM
Ew! Some ideas here I would NEVER have thought up...

DarkLightDragon
2007-03-12, 10:06 AM
Goodness... MY EYES!

Felius
2007-03-12, 07:30 PM
Ew! Some ideas here I would NEVER have thought up...

Some ideas here, should never been thought up.

Hart av Srednak
2007-03-13, 02:13 AM
Nobody else has yet suggested:
Roy and Elan in a tree (use your imagination)

EDIT: or
Roy and Elan (use your imagination) a tree (use your imagination)

NecroPaladin
2007-03-13, 11:57 PM
Nobody else has yet suggested:
Roy and Elan in a tree (use your imagination)

Involve that gnome druid and it could be Roy and Elan WITH a tree.

Castaras
2007-03-14, 10:56 AM
Involve that gnome druid and it could be Roy and Elan WITH a tree.

:eek:

Hmm...actually that would be an interesting one...

happyturtle
2007-03-16, 08:20 AM
How about something based on the last panel of 365 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0365.html), with Sabine trying out different shapes until she gets the perfect one for Nale? No, I don't know which shape that might be, although Flame_Master_Axel has a good idea.

DrowWolfrider
2007-03-16, 01:19 PM
*Is now inspired*

Edit: It might require a Spoiler tag...

I whole heartedly agree, it will need a spoiler

PirateMonk
2007-03-17, 09:02 AM
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/BelkarThog.png
Brothers from Seperate Mothers

This is one of the least disturbing ones in the thread.

Hart av Srednak
2007-03-17, 11:18 AM
This is one of the least disturbing ones in the thread.

Try to re-think that with some other kind of brotherly love included.

DrowWolfrider
2007-03-20, 10:18 PM
Hey as soon as the Belkar/Hermione Granger is done can I have it for my sig?

PirateMonk
2007-03-21, 07:30 PM
I have an idea: A whole "Opposites Attract" series, with the Order and their original Linear Twin. We already have Thog + Roy, and we've seen Durkon and Hilgya in the comic, and I still want V + Z, but what about Elan & Nale, Haley and Sabine, Belkar + Yikyik?

ArchiviesTheQua
2007-03-23, 06:02 PM
Elan and NALE?! :eek:

...GAH! MY POOR USELESS EYES!

Absolutely! Love the art work here! Though I must admit, I'm a rather impatient being.. *hint*hint* *nudge*nudge* :smallbiggrin:

Lord Iames Osari
2007-03-28, 03:22 PM
Come on, people! Where are the disturbing images?

Jannex
2007-03-28, 09:41 PM
Well, to get this thread going again (and to make what's probably my first contribution to it that doesn't involve a Ride check), I bring you this...

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/tigerdreams/NaleNailedtext.gif

And for more brain-shattering fun, remember: it's not the first time. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0365.html)

The Extinguisher
2007-03-29, 12:17 AM
Bah, being shapechanged into a Nale would have been worse...
Also, are you sure that does require a Ride check?

Now, just incase I haven't melted all your brains, we need something disturbing involving Redcloak. Or maybe MitD. Or both. *shudders*

Lord Iames Osari
2007-03-29, 01:15 AM
O.O
>.<
O.O
meep

Green Bean
2007-03-29, 01:22 AM
Well, to get this thread going again (and to make what's probably my first contribution to it that doesn't involve a Ride check), I bring you this...

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/tigerdreams/NaleNailedtext.gif

And for more brain-shattering fun, remember: it's not the first time. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0365.html)

My brain! She burns!

(though I like the way the file name is 'Nale Nailed' :smallbiggrin: )

Jannex
2007-03-29, 06:54 AM
My brain! She burns!

(though I like the way the file name is 'Nale Nailed' :smallbiggrin: )

Yeah... I amused myself a bit with that. :smallamused:

And Axel, you're right--maybe it does require a Ride check after all...

Zanaril
2007-04-06, 04:17 AM
Yay! Disturbing images!

*brain explodes*

Lord Iames Osari
2007-04-10, 08:27 AM
*pokes thread* Wasn't there some mention of fanservice somewhere in here as well?

NecroPaladin
2007-04-12, 03:27 PM
The thoughts of Roy acting as Elan's boyhood father bring so many painful images.

:roy: You've been a bad boy! *spank*

Please repost this in the House of Horrors, maybe someone will draw this :smallbiggrin:

Well, it's been requested! Get to it!

PirateMonk
2007-04-19, 09:28 PM
Here's one from Alphabetical Conversation, of all places: a kobold (Oracle/Yikyik/ Yokyok) in a polka dot bikini.

Shadow of the Sun
2007-04-22, 05:59 AM
Yok Yok, the mustache makes it all the more disturbing.

Akaziel
2007-05-01, 07:33 AM
This is SO. VERY. WRONG. on so many levels.

ArchiviesTheQua
2007-05-01, 04:51 PM
Now, just incase I haven't melted all your brains, we need something disturbing involving Redcloak. Or maybe MitD. Or both. *shudders*

Well, I don't think that a black shadow will create a good disturbing image. But I guess a perverted thought could just leave it up to the imagination... :smallbiggrin:

Serpentine
2007-05-02, 04:00 AM
Ask and thou shalt receive.
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/serpentine16/RedcloadMitD.gif
Subtle, no?

Dispozition
2007-05-02, 06:28 AM
Ask and thou shalt receive.
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/serpentine16/RedcloadMitD.gif
Subtle, no?

hehe...That's good...I envisioned it differently...And I might draw it...It'll be very, very wrong and scary though...

Green Bean
2007-05-02, 03:50 PM
Ask and thou shalt receive.
*unadulterated amazing*
Subtle, no?

I love this thread. :smallbiggrin:

Kamakazee_Gnome
2007-05-02, 10:29 PM
My poor, bleeding SAN!

:roy: Excuse me, I need to soak my brain in acid now. Maybe my ears, too.

Geilan
2007-05-11, 10:26 PM
SWEET MERCIFUL GODS MY EYEEEESS!

In unrelated news:

Hinjo x Miko

MechaKingGhidra
2007-05-14, 11:15 PM
I NEVER thought I'd be looking at this thread all the way through (and obviously, yet I nevertheless have done so), let alone suggest something but.............here goes:

V's ghost and Samantha the bandit sorceress..............oh, GAWD, I feel so UNCLEEEEAAAAAN!!!!!

Nevertheless, in case you've forgotten who Samantha is:

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0163.html

PaladinFreak
2007-05-18, 12:08 AM
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!


Run Away!!

Curunir
2007-05-18, 01:38 AM
Hello.
My name is Curunir. You killed my brain.
Prepare to die.


Actually I knida like this art. I'm starting to look at things from a new angel. (But there were some pictures that are a little to much for me)

Basalock
2007-05-18, 09:13 AM
I would just like to point out that were all probably going hell, and on an entirely different note Thog+Nale

Alex Kidd
2007-05-18, 10:01 AM
I have a request/idea for any artistically minded and depraved forumers.

Tsukiko in a graveyard wearing a seductive dress(ala what Nale got Haley to wear) sitting at a table with the full candlelight dinner, in front of an open grave which a zombie is now poking it's head out of....

Dr. Bath
2007-05-18, 01:48 PM
That v and samantha sounded funny. But I'm a bit worried that it borders on fan fiction
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/Sama2.png

and when you thought you were safe....
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/kobolds.png

Green Bean
2007-05-18, 02:56 PM
:smalleek: That's horrific!


:smallamused: Keep up the good work, soldier. And I have to say, the Yokyok mustache is seven kinds of amazing.

Geilan
2007-05-18, 04:43 PM
You broke my brain....

Not_A_Fluffer
2007-05-18, 05:52 PM
Criss Angel has nothing on you guys. Now please, pretty please, sick twisted make a wish foundation grant me this:

Elan vs Master in a duel, no swords.

Mysticaloctopus
2007-05-19, 06:31 AM
Elan vs Master in a duel, no swords.

Depends on what counts as a sword... I mean, rapiers do piercing damage and are still swords, so surely with Weapon Focus: Meat Sword you could be considered armed, dangerous and very, very desirable...
I aim to leave scars of the mental kind.

Not_A_Fluffer
2007-05-19, 07:30 AM
Not that I actually expect it to go down quite like that, but that was kind of what I was requesting.

Not sure if anybody else is a rugger, but all the good rugby songs are sick and twisted like this thread. I think that is why I have such an attraction to this thread.

Imrahil
2007-05-19, 08:41 AM
If you'll all just excuse me, I'm going to curl up in that corner over there, rock back and forth, and just generally whimper for a while...


...cobras!...

Dr. Bath
2007-05-19, 12:36 PM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/ellanor.png
nothing too wrong with Elan trying on the Gender Bender belt is there?

Think again
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/ella.png

Castaras
2007-05-19, 12:43 PM
That looks sweet...

Strange...I don't find any of these that disturbing...:smalleek:

Madmal
2007-05-19, 10:24 PM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/ellanor.png
nothing too wrong with Elan trying on the Gender Bender belt is there?

hawt!:smallamused:

I agree with Cassie, most here aren't very disturbing to me...i don't get all this fuss with the brain-soaking....

well, except for the Nale/Sabine(as Roy) thing...that actually send a chill down my spine...

Raistlin1040
2007-05-20, 12:46 AM
Hmm. Does this mean Elan gets Great Cleave as a bonus feat? I mean, he's got such great cleavage. *Snickers* Elan has boobies.

Green Bean
2007-05-20, 05:13 AM
Boy, female Elan is surprisingly hot.

Though, the fact that Roy is a 'big brother' figure to Elan adds whole new levels of disturbing :smalleek:

Serpentine
2007-05-21, 11:05 AM
Hello.
My name is Curunir. You killed my brain.
Prepare to die.


Actually I knida like this art. I'm starting to look at things from a new angel. (But there were some pictures that are a little to much for me)
Hee. Mine favouritest post ever. It has deliberate and accidental funnies ^_^

Curunir
2007-05-21, 02:06 PM
Hee. Mine favouritest post ever. It has deliberate and accidental funnies ^_^


Thank you. Always happy to make people happy (and if you refer to my grammar then I can't even write in my mother's tongue and it looks like 10 years of studying english hasn't payd off either.)

Back to the topic:
I post a theoretical question: we have a war in Azure City and so the prison has very few people in it (Linear Guild and Miko). What funny games may they play there to keep themselves entertained. Use your imaginations and, if you can draw, then share your ideas.

Serpentine
2007-05-22, 02:20 AM
Thank you. Always happy to make people happy (and if you refer to my grammar then I can't even write in my mother's tongue and it looks like 10 years of studying english hasn't payd off either.)
Specifically, the "look at things from a new angel" brought some interesting images to mind.

Back to the topic:
I post a theoretical question: we have a war in Azure City and so the prison has very few people in it (Linear Guild and Miko). What funny games may they play there to keep themselves entertained. Use your imaginations and, if you can draw, then share your ideas.
Spin the Bottle? Pin the Tail on the Succubus? (or was she a tiefling? I forget.)

YPU
2007-05-22, 04:23 AM
Specifically, the "look at things from a new angel" brought some interesting images to mind.

I’m not sure what I find more disturbing; that comment or me getting it.

Serpentine
2007-05-22, 08:17 AM
I’m not sure what I find more disturbing; that comment or me getting it.
Now you've got me wondering what there is to get. :smallconfused: I mostly just had the image of someone perching on the top of a slightly irked angel like a look-out.

SteveMB
2007-05-22, 08:43 AM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/ellanor.png
nothing too wrong with Elan trying on the Gender Bender belt is there?

I don't think Haley's Latent Bisexuality would have any problem with it.... :smallbiggrin:

Madmal
2007-05-22, 11:38 AM
I don't think Haley's Latent Bisexuality would have any problem with it.... :smallbiggrin:

Ideeeeeaaaaa!!!:smalltongue:

but now you all have gotten me pondering about the effects of the belt on the other characters....

Snipers_Promise
2007-05-22, 05:17 PM
My brain is trying to die.

jindra34
2007-05-22, 08:17 PM
My brain is trying to die.

You mean you read this entire thread and its still alive? WOW.

Raistlin1040
2007-05-22, 08:23 PM
Here are some "good" ideas.
Gender Bended Haley in manthong ala http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/kobolds.png
Gender bended Thog.

Gender bended belkar and Gender Bended Durkon kissing. Oh wait, is that fanfiction. Lesbian smut? If so, regular DurkonXBelkar

Miko...and Redcloak! Dun dun DUNNNNN!

Threeshades
2007-05-22, 08:30 PM
Here are some "good" ideas.
Gender Bended Haley in manthong ala http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/kobolds.png
Gender bended Thog.

Gender bended belkar and Gender Bended Durkon kissing. Oh wait, is that fanfiction. Lesbian smut? If so, regular DurkonXBelkar

Miko...and Redcloak! Dun dun DUNNNNN!

You are truly disturbed!

esmerelder
2007-05-22, 08:40 PM
Think again
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/ella.png

Awww... for some reason that isn't so much disturbing as it is really cute!

I would love to see the whole OOTS gender-bent (especially male!Haley :smallbiggrin: )... with V. standing off to one side looking confused, of course.

Duke Malagigi
2007-05-22, 10:42 PM
To me white dragons are in essence the dragons from Deliverance. Just imagine the kind of inbreeding that took. Now I would like a male juvenile white dragon sitting on a perch while playing a banjo with his fore claws. I would also like Elan joining in with him while the adult white dragons are looking for their best tracker to act as your guide through the forest or frozen waste with the rest of the Order of the Stick watching in horror. Hold that thought for a while.:smallbiggrin:
You might also want to check out the thread page (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?p=12472284#post12472284) in which I basically posted this idea first. The reaction so far are wonderful.:smallbiggrin:

Curunir
2007-05-23, 11:48 AM
Now you've got me wondering what there is to get. :smallconfused: I mostly just had the image of someone perching on the top of a slightly irked angel like a look-out.


Greate. Now we have disturbing images thanks to my own bad english. I feel flattered.

(and Miko could play Truth or Dare with Sabine:
:sabine: :I say you are to scared to become a blackguard
:miko: : I fear nothing. Twelve gods protect me
:sabine: :Prove it)

Duke Malagigi
2007-05-23, 03:32 PM
Is any one interested in my white dragon Deliverance scene? I would really like to get it made.

Emperor Ing
2007-05-23, 04:19 PM
Belkar + YokYok =

uhh...*vomits a river*
>_< KILL ME NOW!!

SamDerringer
2007-05-23, 09:02 PM
I was trying to remember if there were any ugly women in the strips so far, and so a candle lit over my head

The dirt farmers going dirty!!!

How´s that?

Alacar Leoricar
2007-05-23, 11:16 PM
Dear gods above.. I shall rue the day I saw these images. Rue, I say. Rue.

That having been said, they are actually (mostly) well done. For horrific imagery.

Though some of it I wouldn't be totally against. I thought Miko was hot too. Then she turned out to be a total bitch. So now she's just a hot bitch. Figures. :p

Zanaril
2007-05-25, 10:03 AM
I would love to see the whole OOTS gender-bent (especially male!Haley :smallbiggrin: )... with V. standing off to one side looking confused, of course.

I live to serve disturb. Here's haley, and if I have time I'll make the rest of the OOTS (and maybe some other characters if I'm bored):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v701/__zana_taru__/haley.png

Dr. Bath
2007-05-25, 10:35 AM
Since Haley is already done..
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/ew.png

Although one thing about the male haley is that the person keeps the same amount of hair

Madmal
2007-05-25, 10:44 AM
Since Haley is already done..
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/ew.png

Although one thing about the male haley is that the person keeps the same amount of hair

i thought dwarven women didn't had beards in D&D?:smallconfused:

Zanaril
2007-05-25, 10:49 AM
Although one thing about the male haley is that the person keeps the same amount of hair

Eh, I tried it without a beard and with Haley's normal hair length, but she just looked like normal Haley with a badly drawn body. Lets pretend she's had the belt on for a while and hasn't been shaving.

Duke Malagigi
2007-05-25, 10:58 AM
When will one of you try my Deliverance white dragon OotS scene? I'd just like to know.

Dr. Bath
2007-05-25, 11:06 AM
/\ either when someone feels like it or never. It's not a request thread, more a suggestion thread.


i thought dwarven women didn't had beards in D&D?:smallconfused:

But then, would it be as strange? And remember, if Roy didn't grow any hair why should Durkon lose any?

Duke Malagigi
2007-05-25, 11:14 AM
/\ either when someone feels like it or never. It's not a request thread, more a suggestion thread.



But then, would it be as strange? And remember, if Roy didn't grow any hair why should Durkon lose any?

Okay. If any one feels like making that's fine. I'm not really holding my breath.

Dr. Bath
2007-05-25, 11:43 AM
I've done Belkar too
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/Belkar.png

Raistlin1040
2007-05-25, 08:09 PM
So that's the whole Order. Except V...go for it. Make V look really masculine and then really feminine.

And of course


Here are some "good" ideas.
Gender Bended Haley in manthong ala http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/kobolds.png
Gender bended Thog.

Gender bended belkar and Gender Bended Durkon kissing. Oh wait, is that fanfiction. Lesbian smut? If so, regular DurkonXBelkar

Miko...and Redcloak! Dun dun DUNNNNN!

DarkLightDragon
2007-05-25, 11:42 PM
...

:smalleek:

Sometimes I wonder why I keep reading this. Heheheheheh.

Raistlin1040
2007-05-25, 11:46 PM
Because you=twisted?

Imrahil
2007-05-25, 11:54 PM
I've done Belkar too
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/Belkar.png

Is it strange that I'm more freaked out by how damn cheerful Belkar looks, rather than that he's now a she?

The_Hunting_Enemy
2007-05-26, 12:15 AM
Nothing short of Evan's spiked tentacles has ever disturbed me.

And Dumbo. He was downright CREEPY.

Mysticaloctopus
2007-05-26, 07:28 AM
Nothing short of Evan's spiked tentacles has ever disturbed me.

And Dumbo. He was downright CREEPY.

So now, we up the "EEAAAGH!" levels a bit. Imagine Dumbo with the power to cast Evan's Spiked Tentacles...

It's amazing what "Rule 34" can do...

The_Hunting_Enemy
2007-05-27, 12:56 AM
You are the first person to ever truly scare me.

Lavidor
2007-05-27, 09:14 AM
Never thought I'd be this cruel...
Turn back now, please!Gender-bended Shojo!

Ceska
2007-05-27, 10:20 AM
Seconded. (It's Julia, BTW)

Also, Julia/Durkon...
You guys are far too nice.

Julia/ROY! Somebody keep me away from the medieval times, it gives me bad ideas reading about it.

Dr. Bath
2007-05-27, 10:26 AM
I was thinking of Eugine 'playing the ghostly field' with Julia and gender bender Roy. But I can't be bothered to do it myself

esmerelder
2007-05-27, 10:35 AM
I live to serve disturb. Here's haley, and if I have time I'll make the rest of the OOTS (and maybe some other characters if I'm bored):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v701/__zana_taru__/haley.png

Aw! He's precious - and faintly evil-looking, just like any good Rogue should be...

I love Durkon with the beard-and-dress combo, too - he makes me think of Discworld dwarfs! And girly Belkar is adorable too - although that facial expression makes me wonder what she's about to do, or worse, what she's done that we're just about to find out about...

Bluelantern
2007-05-31, 10:04 AM
And an extra special item for Valentines day!

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s120/LankyBugger3/ThogRoy.png"Thog see Roy have Weapon Focus: Titan!"

You've read it. You can't unread it.

Must be mine!

plus, take a look at this topic http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45881

Mysticaloctopus
2007-05-31, 11:48 AM
Never thought I'd be this cruel...
Turn back now, please!Gender-bended Shojo!

What about Maho Shojo Shojo? With the tight, revealing outfits that magical girls always end up in, plus the overly-fanservicey transformation scenes, we're looking at the same look at and go blind/die abilities as a nymph here, except because of ugliness. I imagine that maho shojo would be worse than voldo, and he's damn freaky!

To the uninitiated: Maho Shojo anime means "magical girls". Sailor moon type things where schoolgirls turn into world-saving, Great Cleave-using warriors with irritating talking animal guardians.

Ozark
2007-05-31, 04:30 PM
This thread has made me laugh louder than anything EVER.

I just know I'm going to have to submit some art for this.

Caractacus
2007-05-31, 04:59 PM
when you thought you were safe....
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/kobolds.png



I mean...well, I WAS going to comment on the Nale & Roy-changed Sabine one, but this just made me burst out laughing. I think it's the expressions... :smallbiggrin:

I am so happy that I found this thread - I had wondered what had happened to the Belkar's Love Interest one...

Glad to be home again. :smallcool:

Emperor Ing
2007-05-31, 05:12 PM
I am currently waiting for something to come up that has asolutely no reason to exist. How about a Kobold on Supersteroids? :smallcool:

YohanLeafheart
2007-06-01, 11:44 PM
Here it is. It really isn't as traumatic as I'd've liked... until you add the quote.

You kidding?? That half as much horror as the spiked tentacles.... Specially because V can be of any sex we want... :smalleek:

Shadow of the Sun
2007-06-02, 02:23 AM
Zed from Zardoz and Belkar.

Doooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit.

Dimitri
2007-06-02, 03:22 AM
I'm in so much pain right now.

Closet_Skeleton
2007-06-02, 05:42 AM
Male Haley just looks like Girard...

Wait...

Coincidence?

I think not!

Random theory brought to you by the MGS2 school of proving that two characters must be related

OOTS_Rules.
2007-06-02, 03:46 PM
This stuff just isn't creepy enough. However, I know the creepiest of them all.

Xykon x Redcloak x Nale x Sabine x Haley x ELan x Roy's Dead Body x MITD x Thog x Miko x V x Belkar x Durkon x Julia Greenhilt x Pompey x Zziditri x Yokyok x Yikyik x Hilgya x Leeky Windstaff x Hinjo x Shojo x Argent x Mr. Scruffy x Windstriker!! I dare somebody to make that.

Dr._Weird
2007-06-02, 10:31 PM
Plus the entire posting population of /b/. Yes, even the ACKers.

Now that's what I call disturbing.

Duke Malagigi
2007-06-03, 12:29 AM
A pregnant post-fall Miko with a 9' tall version of Asmodeus (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/alumni_asmodeus_1.jpg) standing next to her with his left hand on Miko's left shoulder and his scepter's top most points towards the ground. They're both smiling with the fallen-paladin gazing lovingly at the father of her unborn child. Now wouldn't that be wonderful?

Changes for Asmodeus. Give Asmodeus more priestly and regal robes, like a corrupted and more ornate version of a cardinal's vestments. Also, I'd like his scepter to be capped with a small black orb with five points. The fifth point is part of his handle. Horns are optitonal. You get the picture, right?

Coloring for Asmodeus.
Clothing: black and scarlet.
Eyes: crimson.
Skin: marble white.
Hair: black.
Scepter's handle untill the first star point: ruby-red.
Inverted pentagram part of scepter: black.

Is this disturbing enough or should it be Miko and Cthutlu?

Snipers_Promise
2007-06-03, 12:38 AM
Im not even going to ask how you thought of something that would make chulthu curl up in a corner and sob histericaly. I salute you.

Duke Malagigi
2007-06-03, 01:25 AM
Im not even going to ask how you thought of something that would make chulthu curl up in a corner and sob histericaly. I salute you.

First, how so? Second, much of this picture suggestion is based on The Gates of Hell version of Asmodeus, who physically is based mostly on 1st and 2nd edition Asmodeus. However The Gates of Hell version is a 20th Divine Rank Deity with the ability to inflict madness and insanity mostly in the form of permanent catatonic states or unintelligible screaming and or suicide attempts. Note that this version was made for High Epic (50-90) level play and along with his fellow Lords of the Nine can probably take out all the Pantheons of the world the Order of the Stick lives without breaking a sweat, then enslave the Snarl and use it as a secondary Hellmouth. Only 40 of his 90 Hit Dice are "racial" Hit Dice. And, yes his mere presence in the Order's world would be bad and would attract the attention of other Planar Powers, Fiendish to Celestial. This is not the Book of Vile Darkness or Fiendish Codex II Asmodeus. He's worse than that. He's also given a rather long and well written introduction story and background text with extensive roleplaying tips and an in game summoning method. Did I say to much?

Snipers_Promise
2007-06-03, 04:40 PM
I was reffering to miko/chulthu.

Duke Malagigi
2007-06-03, 04:47 PM
I was reffering to miko/chulthu.

So that's you meant. I'll take that as a complement then.

Duke Malagigi
2007-06-05, 06:53 PM
If not Asmodeus and Miko or Cthulhu and Miko how about Demogorgon and Miko. Is that a good idea? Either way it would be disturbing enough for this thread.

Duke Malagigi
2007-06-06, 11:04 PM
Does any one want to make one of the three Miko/Asmodeus, Cthutlu or Demogorgon pictures?

Closet_Skeleton
2007-06-07, 12:12 PM
Does any one want to make one of the three Miko/Asmodeus, Cthutlu or Demogorgon pictures?

Or 1 picture with all of them (and only 1 miko)

Duke Malagigi
2007-06-07, 12:52 PM
Or 1 picture with all of them (and only 1 miko)

No, only one Elder Evil per picture.

P.S. I'd like to see the look on the faces of Hinjo and the Order of the Stick.

Surfing HalfOrc
2007-06-07, 05:41 PM
Maybe I've never seen it, but this seems amazingly obvious...

Miko in tenticle action with Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion. No, she doesn't have to be nude, no, it doesn't need to be a closeup. If we can have Miko and Belkar in Bondage Action and still not violate the Giant's rules, we can swing this.

Since I have no artistic ability (Except "Craft: Disturbing Image"), I leave it in the more than capable hands of the OotS Artist's Guild.

Lòkki Gallansbayne
2007-06-12, 06:50 AM
Has anyone suggested Miko x Windstriker yet? It seems like something that's been suggested, but I thought I'd bring it up again as I can't quite remember and there's definitely some subtext in the latest comic. :smallwink: :smalltongue:

Also: Tsukiko x Undead Miko. With the two halves of her badly stitched together for extra grossness. :smallbiggrin:

blademaster42
2007-06-12, 08:27 AM
*Retches violently onto screen*

LordVader
2007-06-12, 08:49 PM
After viewing everything in this thread, Darth Vader's mind snaps, and he goes into a fetal position, muttering something about a "happy place".

Vonriel
2007-06-13, 02:28 AM
One I've been pondering ever since I read the Belkar's Love Interest thread.. Belkar and Black Mage. :smallamused:

doliemaster
2007-06-13, 04:43 AM
Eugene and Miko- I wanna see the two ghost bumping uglies.:smalleek: Dear God what have I become- I also wanna see Belkar and Black Mage from 8bit frenchin' ontop of the light warriors and Orders corpses. I think I wanna to use the mind destroying chemicals now-goodbye.

Yeril
2007-06-15, 06:10 AM
Eugene and Miko- I wanna see the two ghost bumping uglies.

Dont be silly, Miko can't smite evil anymore? :amused:

MR.PIXIE
2007-06-15, 10:57 AM
YEE-EES~I love disturbing:smallbiggrin:

Duke Malagigi
2007-06-16, 06:54 PM
Does any one want to make one of the three Miko/Asmodeus, Cthutlu or Demogorgon pictures?

Any takers yet?

BRC
2007-06-16, 07:11 PM
*refils vat of brain acid*

Vhaidara
2007-06-16, 07:13 PM
I can't believe I'm doing this, so I'm puting it in a lot of spoiler tags!

Gender bendedLeeky and Pompey!

Silkenfist
2007-06-16, 07:33 PM
I think I can add a new dimension of shame.

Trust me, you don't want to think about this.I could get in trouble for this suggestion.Tsukiko with her dress pulled up a few inches...and the disembodied Eye of Fear and Flame in her crotch area.

I feel guilty.

ilovefire
2007-06-16, 10:06 PM
... Here's one. Oh god. My mind will not let the image go.


An (intelligent) Undead Miko (Perhaps zombified, complete with stichmarks where she was sewn together) sitting across a cafe table from Tsukiko, both of them staring with apparent love and/or lust at each other, with the caption "I was evil all along... and all it took was a Necromancer before I realized it."


NOTE: The views expressed in this horrifying vision are not necesarily the views of the person expressing the vision.

Kesnit
2007-06-16, 10:20 PM
I think I can add a new dimension of shame.

Trust me, you don't want to think about this.Tsukiko with her dress pulled up a few inches...and the disembodied Eye of Fear and Flame in her crotch area.

I feel guilty.

I'm very glad I have a drink sitting next to me. I needed a huge shot after reading that...

Vhaidara
2007-06-16, 10:38 PM
I think I can add a new dimension of shame.

Trust me, you don't want to think about this.I could get in trouble for this suggestion.Tsukiko with her dress pulled up a few inches...and the disembodied Eye of Fear and Flame in her crotch area.

I feel guilty.

This makes me wish I could legally drink. Oh well, acid will work.
*Drinks 500 gallons of pure acid.*

Tengu
2007-06-17, 05:27 AM
It's all fun and stuff, but I wouldn't mind more pictures and less ideas.

Before anyone asks - no, I'm NOT going to make any of them myself.

Duke Malagigi
2007-06-18, 01:03 AM
Who wants to work on these Miko pictures?

Ethdred
2007-06-18, 07:35 AM
... Here's one. Oh god. My mind will not let the image go.


An (intelligent) Undead Miko (Perhaps zombified, complete with stichmarks where she was sewn together) sitting across a cafe table from Tsukiko, both of them staring with apparent love and/or lust at each other, with the caption "I was evil all along... and all it took was a Necromancer before I realized it."


NOTE: The views expressed in this horrifying vision are not necesarily the views of the person expressing the vision.

Or, to develop that image


Undead Miko (and I like your idea of stitch marks) and Tsukiko, either side of an above the waist view of dead Roy. Miko looking lustily/lovingly at Tsukiko who is saying 'And this is another use for Raise Dead'

Silkenfist
2007-06-18, 10:20 AM
Another beautiful one:

Tsukiko and a naked Xykon double (alternatively Tsukiko and badly stitched together Miko in an evening gown), making out on a silver rug. Made out of the hide of Argent. With his head still attached.

Surfing HalfOrc
2007-06-18, 06:26 PM
I asked for this, and the artist who drew this asked that his name NOT be acknowledged. At least for now.

Open with caution.


http://a308.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_ee28e66c921f33c5fec5bd7fea9c3cab.png

http://a673.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_d8f4e08fdc0c1ac065bb98725388eec8.png

http://a67.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_a39c71c84e2cef3bfe86f5754c7b2162.png



See, it wasn't all that horrible. As long as you keep a vat of acid handy.

:smallbiggrin:

Oh, and to the currently unnamed artist: MUCH THANKS! These images ROCK OUT LOUD!

Silkenfist
2007-06-18, 06:30 PM
Dunno...it is not too bad...except for the small but considerable question why Miko's eyes lose the :smalleek: ín the last panel.

Dispozition
2007-06-18, 06:48 PM
I asked for this, and the artist who drew this asked that his name NOT be acknowledged. At least for now.

Open with caution.


http://a308.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_ee28e66c921f33c5fec5bd7fea9c3cab.png

http://a673.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_d8f4e08fdc0c1ac065bb98725388eec8.png

http://a67.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_a39c71c84e2cef3bfe86f5754c7b2162.png



See, it wasn't all that horrible. As long as you keep a vat of acid handy.

:smallbiggrin:

Oh, and to the currently unnamed artist: MUCH THANKS! These images ROCK OUT LOUD!

Oh god...The Ecchi...ARGH!!!

other than that, that's really good...*runs*

Serpentine
2007-06-18, 09:32 PM
Hmm. A highschool friend of mine kept going on about this horror movie where a woman runs into a forest, all the trees come to life (well, to animation...) and catch her and pin her on the ground, and then this big, nobbly root or branch or something comes charging along the ground towards her legs and then... yeah. Druid action, anyone? :smallamused:

Felius
2007-06-19, 07:58 AM
Belkar and Hinjo

PirateMonk
2007-06-19, 09:11 AM
Belkar and Hinjo

Yes. In the words of Mordokai:


When reading over your post I couldn't help but notice certain similarities with Ash and Misty from Pokemon. I don't know if you watched that(probably not, not many people do or did), but in there Ash brakes Misty's bike(well, not he, but that's another story) and she ends up following him, claiming it that she will follow him until he repays her back her bike. And she means it. In the end(very soon, actually), she ends up liking the guy. And when I say liking him, I mean she fels head over heals in love with him.

And before anybody starts soaking his/her brains in acid, no, I'm not suggesting a possible new relation. That would never happen, and it just isn't possible. But if that would happen, Hinjo could end up with a certain fondness for Belkar. They could end up as sort of friends, even if that is practically impossible. Being friend with Belkar, that is.

Just ignore the "not suggesting a possible new relation part." And the "would never happen, and just is possible." :smalltongue:

karmuno
2007-06-19, 08:54 PM
I asked for this, and the artist who drew this asked that his name NOT be acknowledged. At least for now.

Open with caution.


http://a308.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_ee28e66c921f33c5fec5bd7fea9c3cab.png

http://a673.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_d8f4e08fdc0c1ac065bb98725388eec8.png

http://a67.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_a39c71c84e2cef3bfe86f5754c7b2162.png



See, it wasn't all that horrible. As long as you keep a vat of acid handy.

:smallbiggrin:

Oh, and to the currently unnamed artist: MUCH THANKS! These images ROCK OUT LOUD!

*ticktickticktickticktickticktickBOOM!*

That was the sound of my brain exploding. I am now typing on pure adrenaline.

MR.PIXIE
2007-06-20, 12:38 PM
I want to see...
dangera gender changed belkar two way with elan and thog:smallbiggrin:

MR.PIXIE
2007-06-20, 02:06 PM
What about mitd and those light ancor thingies!

The Wanderer
2007-06-20, 03:21 PM
Tsukiko with her dress pulled up a few inches...and the disembodied Eye of Fear and Flame in her crotch area.

Some like it hot. :smallwink: :smallbiggrin:


Also: Tsukiko x Undead Miko. With the two halves of her badly stitched together for extra grossness.

Someone actually one-upped you in the Belkar's Romantic Interest thread, suggesting that Belkar make use of the lower half while Tsukiko makes use of an animated top half, (specifically mouth :smallwink: ), and I think that one might have the tops for disturbing...

Although I'm dying to see the Belkar & Black Mage one... maybe the two start off with a stabbity death competition that becomes a little touchy-feely? :smallwink: (Or there's always the suggestion about them doing it on top of the corpses of the Order and the Light Warriors).

mohair_ninja
2007-06-20, 03:21 PM
Also: Tsukiko x Undead Miko. With the two halves of her badly stitched together for extra grossness. :smallbiggrin:

As you wish... Tsukiko has even accomplished getting the belt of gender changing, created Franken-Miko, however, Belkar spoiled everything... :smallbiggrin:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/4876/tsumibelcq2.png

Yeah, I know, I could do better :smalltongue:

Ink
2007-06-20, 10:14 PM
Well I made some quick ones:

Hinjo!
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i244/Ink_avatars/Other/hinjo2.gif

Miko's harem:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i244/Ink_avatars/Other/mikoharem.gif

Miko's afterlife harem:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i244/Ink_avatars/Other/mikoharem2.gif



Tsukiko and a naked Xykon double (alternatively Tsukiko and badly stitched together Miko in an evening gown), making out on a silver rug. Made out of the hide of Argent. With his head still attached.
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i244/Ink_avatars/Other/mikotsukiko.png

Serpentine
2007-06-20, 10:20 PM
Once again, Ink surpasses all expectation and decency...

Ganurath
2007-06-20, 11:52 PM
Belkar wasn't able to get the effects of the gender bender belt removed before he was captured by hobgoblins, and a twisted reenactment of this (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html) follows in the dungeon.

Belkar using Fear Beams from his intelligent Rod of Fear and Flame to "establish dominance" over the female Noname.

V making her gender apparent to seduce Redcloak.

V making his gender apparent to get a good look at Haley's freshly revealed tatoo.

Haley in red leather holding Nale's leash.

Elan holding Sabine's leash.

Elan holding Thog's leash.

Durkon and Hilgya uncut (but censored.)

Durkon smiting a knothole on one of Leefy's trees, hint hint.

Zombie Roy giving Tsukiko a figurative taste of the Trouser Titan.

Zombie Roy giving Tsukiko a literal taste of the Trouser Titan.

Emperor Ing
2007-06-21, 05:23 AM
You sick sick twisted people! :smallbiggrin:

Ganurath
2007-06-21, 10:12 AM
You sick sick twisted people! :smallbiggrin:Would you prefer paladin Miko and Redcloak sitting together at an Azure City diner having polite conversation and sipping tea?

Green Bean
2007-06-21, 10:17 AM
Ink, you realize the sheer brilliance of those pictures means that I can never again let you leave this site? *strokes cat and sips wine* :smalltongue:

Zanaril
2007-06-21, 10:54 AM
Well I made some quick ones:

Hinjo!
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i244/Ink_avatars/Other/hinjo2.gif



All that needs now is a (dis)tasteful caption about Hinjo's junk. He's very determined that everyone gets to ride on it.

"My junk will be for the people :smallamused: "

*Soaks head in acid*

Mysticaloctopus
2007-06-21, 02:06 PM
What's with all the brain-acid in these parts? Are my fellow Players in the Playground all sissies? Come on, a little sanity loss is a fine price to pay for such an incredibly funny thread! I wholly embrace this idea of OotS Horrors, and yes (prepare the acid) I do mean wholly embrace in the more... "This thread" sense of the word.

Lòkki Gallansbayne
2007-06-21, 03:05 PM
Well I made some quick ones:

Hinjo!
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i244/Ink_avatars/Other/hinjo2.gif

Miko's harem:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i244/Ink_avatars/Other/mikoharem.gif

Miko's afterlife harem:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i244/Ink_avatars/Other/mikoharem2.gif


http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i244/Ink_avatars/Other/mikotsukiko.png I love you in ways illegal in most civilised countries. :smallbiggrin:

Ink
2007-06-21, 04:14 PM
Er... thanks... *is glad there are oceans between us*

Thanks guys. This thread is fantastic fun!