What stats should a bowling ball have?

[CyberThread]

Stay away from improvised weapons and stuff.


This is a Militarized bowling ball, what stats do you think it should have?

[Sir Chuckles]

Orc Shot Put.

[dysprosium]

I agree with Sir Chuckles and use the orc shot put from Arms & Equipment Guide as the basis of a militarized bowling ball.

Of course it begs the question, What do you need a militarized bowling ball for?

[GilesTheCleric]

I was looking for the orc shotput as well, but couldn't find it. The Glot is in Fb, though, which would probably work.

[Ravens_cry]

Orc Shot Put.
Sounds about right. For extra fun points, enchant it with Returning and implant your father's skull in the centre of your ball for bowling (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-Q4Z1Jtnmth7tm/mystery_men_1999_bowler_demonstration/).

[Sir Chuckles]

Sounds about right. For extra fun points, enchant it with Returning and implant your father's skull in the centre of your ball for bowling (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-Q4Z1Jtnmth7tm/mystery_men_1999_bowler_demonstration/).

Water Orc Whirling Frenzy Barbarian/Fighter (Exoticist or Targeteer)/Hulking Hurler/War Hulk
+1 Sizing Returning (Or Teleporting) Orc Shot Put. Take Two Weapon Fighting and Brutal Throw. Go nuts. Add or replace with Half-Minotaur if you want.

Dodgeball champion.

[Rijan_Sai]

Water Orc Whirling Frenzy Barbarian/Fighter (Exoticist or Targeteer)/Hulking Hurler/War Hulk
+1 Sizing Returning (Or Teleporting) Orc Shot Put. Take Two Weapon Fighting and Brutal Throw. Go nuts. Add or replace with Half-Minotaur if you want.

Dodgeball champion.

If you can dodge a gigantic magical rock thrown with enough force to physically shatter you soul, you can dodge a ball!

[Shining Wrath]

Connect two bowling balls with a sturdy chain. Fire them from a cannon. Great fun!

[ddude987]

Bowling Ball
TN Tiny Construct
Init -5; Senses blindsight 120 ft., true seeing
AC 17 (-5 Dex, +10 Natural Armor, +2 Size), touch 7, flat-footed 17
hp 20 (1 HD); DR 5/-
Fort +0, Ref -5, Will -5
Speed 0 ft.
Melee: --
Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Base Atk +0; Grp -13
Abilities Str 1, Dex 1, Con --, Int --, Wis 1, Cha 1
SQ: Construct Traits, Non-sensible Motive
Feats:
Skills: Bluff +0*
Non-sensible Motive (Ex): Whenever a sense motive check is rolled on the bowling ball the result is "The bowling ball is strangely indifferent" regardless of the check.

edit: Thanks Sir Chuckles

[Sir Chuckles]

You forgot the size bonus to AC.

[CyberThread]

Because I have a character to spar and really want this idea to strike with my dm. Without it becoming a turkey

[KillianHawkeye]

AC 17 (-5 Dex, +10 Natural Armor, +2 Size), touch 17, flat-footed 17

Touch AC should not include the natural armor bonus.

[ddude987]

Touch AC should not include the natural armor bonus.

:smallwink: it doesn't anymore

[da_chicken]

Orc Shot Put.

This. It should also allow you to make a trip attack if it hits, obviously.

[Sith_Happens]

Bowling Ball
TN Tiny Construct
Init -5; Senses blindsight 120 ft., true seeing
AC 17 (-5 Dex, +10 Natural Armor, +2 Size), touch 7, flat-footed 17
hp 20 (1 HD); DR 5/-
Fort +0, Ref -5, Will -5
Speed 0 ft.
Melee: --
Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Base Atk +0; Grp -13
Abilities Str 1, Dex 1, Con --, Int --, Wis 1, Cha 1
SQ: Construct Traits, Non-sensible Motive
Feats:
Skills: Bluff +0*
Non-sensible Motive (Ex): Whenever a sense motive check is rolled on the bowling ball the result is "The bowling ball is strangely indifferent" regardless of the check.

edit: Thanks Sir Chuckles

That's a civilian bowling ball, the OP is asking for a militarized one.

[KillianHawkeye]

That's a civilian bowling ball, the OP is asking for a militarized one.

That's simple, the militarized version is awakened and has taken one or more Fighter levels. :smallwink::smallamused:

[Sir Chuckles]

That's simple, the militarized version is awakened and has taken one or more Fighter levels. :smallwink::smallamused:

See my above post for the Dodgeball Champion.
Apply it to said Awakened Bowling Ball.

Dodgeball is Dodgeball Champion.

[Vizzerdrix]

Oooh! What about using Effigy armadillos AS bowling balls instead!!!

[John Longarrow]

For a Militarized bowling ball, I'd suggest calling Fort Irwin at DSN 470-1111 and ask to be transferred to the Bowling center. They should be able to assist you with all of your militarized bowling needs.