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CaDzilla
2014-05-19, 07:42 PM
Bozzok says that he has friends on the WC and he kind of looks like (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0609.html) SPG (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0758.html) (panel 4 and panel 7 respectively). Plus, a lot of people on the WC are revealed to be related to other past characters, so Bozzok being SPG's son would be par for the course. What are the holes in this theory?
Keltest
2014-05-19, 08:05 PM
Im going to play the "theyre stick figures, how many completely unique faces do you think the style can support?" card?
Jaxzan Proditor
2014-05-19, 08:11 PM
I'll agree with Keltest and add that those friends were more likely other thieves or the people he's bribing to hold Ian.
Peelee
2014-05-19, 09:24 PM
Im going to play the "theyre stick figures, how many completely unique faces do you think the style can support?" card?

Go fish. Do you have any, "this theory is so ridiculous that it's awesome" cards? I raise. GIN! Hit me!

I don't understand card games.
Ramien
2014-05-19, 10:07 PM
There are two flaws with this theory.

The first is that Miron and Kilkil (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0915.html) mentioned that their deal was with Bozzok of Greysky City, not Bozzok, SPG's son.

The second is that neither Geoff or Ian mentioned it either, and since they seem to know enough about the different workings of the Vector Legion, they would have noticed any family resemblance.
137beth
2014-05-20, 02:58 PM
I'm pretty sure "friends on the western continent" referred to Geoff, Ivy, and Kilkil.
Tiiba
2014-05-20, 03:22 PM
I thought Bozzok was a pure ork. Aside from that, I don't see even the slightest resemblance, except for they both have round heads.

EDIT: No, he's half-ork. Celia says so in 614.
Jaxzan Proditor
2014-05-20, 03:26 PM
I'm pretty sure "friends on the western continent" referred to Geoff, Ivy, and Kilkil.

It seems like this is this case, especially since those friends wrote him letters, and the people who wrote to him were revealed to be Geoff and Ivy. Of course, calling Geoff and Ivy "friends" was a bit of a stretch on Bozzok's part.
137beth
2014-05-20, 10:11 PM
It seems like this is this case, especially since those friends wrote him letters, and the people who wrote to him were revealed to be Geoff and Ivy. Of course, calling Geoff and Ivy "friends" was a bit of a stretch on Bozzok's part.

Well, Bozzok does have Bluff as a class skill:smallsmile:
The Pilgrim
2014-05-21, 09:31 AM
What are the holes in this theory?

So big that the Holey Brotherhood (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0276.html) is coming to claim it under custody.
137beth
2014-05-21, 04:32 PM
So big that the Holey Brotherhood (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0276.html) is coming to claim it under custody.

Is anyone in the Holey Brotherhood related to SPG?
Codex
2014-05-21, 05:05 PM
Is everyone related to SPG now? What about Recloak's niece?
Vinsfeld
2014-05-21, 05:26 PM
Is everyone related to SPG now? What about Recloak's niece?


So... Am I related to SPG? I guess I'm gonna ask him for a nation as heirloom.
Jaxzan Proditor
2014-05-21, 05:54 PM
Is everyone related to SPG now? What about Recloak's niece?

Redcloak's niece is SPG's father, of course. Screw what the timeline says.
John Coake
2014-05-21, 06:40 PM
Clearly Sabrine is everyone's Mother, and SPG is their Grandpa!
coineineagh
2014-05-21, 07:10 PM
Is the resemblance based upon what they're holding and wearing? Because that's a highly unreliable method to infer familial connections...
137beth
2014-05-21, 10:05 PM
Is everyone related to SPG now? What about Recloak's niece?

What if SPG is really a celestial and Haley's mother? Of course that would explain the intra group drama, given that his team mate is a spiked devil Spiky/Laurin. Now how does Trigak fit into this?!?
Jaxzan Proditor
2014-05-21, 10:12 PM
What if SPG is really a celestial and Haley's mother? Of course that would explain the intra group drama, given that his team mate is a spiked devil Spiky/Laurin. Now how does Trigak fit into this?!?

Trigak is Ian.
Codex
2014-05-21, 10:39 PM
Trigak is Ian.

Pure logic. That's what this is.
Emperordaniel
2014-05-22, 03:57 AM
Trigak is Ian.

But then who is Shinjo?
Jaxzan Proditor
2014-05-22, 05:24 AM
Pure logic. That's what this is.
Absolutely.


But then who is Shinjo?
Shojo's younger brother, father of Belkar.
Glodart
2014-05-22, 09:00 PM
I am reading trough this thread and I am finding my brain to be melting. What the Lawful Evil-aligned Plane is wrong with you people!?
I am losing brain cells by the dozen. And now I am sounding like Roy
Keltest
2014-05-22, 09:24 PM
Trigak is Ian.

I thought Durkon was Trigak?
Jaxzan Proditor
2014-05-22, 09:37 PM
I am reading trough this thread and I am finding my brain to be melting. What the Lawful Evil-aligned Plane is wrong with you people!?
I am losing brain cells by the dozen. And now I am sounding like Roy
Most of us are not being serious (I hope).

I thought Durkon was Trigak?
Yes.
Raimun
2014-05-22, 09:43 PM
I thought Durkon was Trigak?

You forgot that Hinjo is not really Thog's brother but instead Hinjo is Belkar's uncle and Thog is Trigak's godfather. Still, Lirian is an aunt for all of them, including Durkon... except not for Hinjo because that would be silly!
Keltest
2014-05-22, 09:50 PM
You forgot that Hinjo is not really Thog's brother but instead Hinjo is Belkar's uncle and Thog is Trigak's godfather. Still, Lirian is an aunt for all of them, including Durkon... except not for Hinjo because that would be silly!

I didn't forget that. I deliberately neglected to not take it into account to make sure you weren't watching while I did something you don't know about.
137beth
2014-05-22, 10:23 PM
I thought Durkon was Trigak?

I thought Rich Burlew was Trigak:smalltongue:

I didn't forget that. I deliberately neglected to not take it into account to make sure you weren't watching while I did something you don't know about.

What did you do? ...Did you secretly replace Luna_Mayflower with a doppelganger?
Emperordaniel
2014-05-23, 04:34 AM
I thought Rich Burlew was Trigak:smalltongue:

When it comes down to it, turns out that we are all Trigak. And since we are all Trigak, that makes Trigak SPG's secret son with Dorukan and Lirian.

Now to figure out how that unnamed female companion of Banjo in strips #887 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0887.html) and #888 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0888.html) connects to all of this...
Jaxzan Proditor
2014-05-23, 05:31 AM
When it comes down to it, turns out that we are all Trigak. And since we are all Trigak, that makes Trigak SPG's secret son with Dorukan and Lirian.
Trigak is the all and the none.


Now to figure out how that unnamed female companion of Banjo in strips #887 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0887.html) and #888 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0888.html) connects to all of this...

She is, of course, the mortal daughter of dread Banjulhu, sent to seduce him over to Banjulhu's side. And, of course, Trigak is her father.