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2015-06-10, 10:47 AM
Septimus Fabrius is cute, but his seeking is fluff, at his own rate; whereof, he says, the forum is well stored. Hang him! Would the administration leave aside their ruth, and let me use my beak.

2015-06-10, 05:35 PM
Cute, but hasn't changed avatars in a while now. :smalltongue:

@V: Actually that's just the level drain. :smallamused:

2015-06-10, 06:28 PM
Cute, but the name "Alucard' is now even more tiring than "Dracula."

2015-06-11, 03:53 PM
Cute, but way too fond of using scimitars and meteor swarms to solve problems.

Targ Collective
2015-06-12, 03:57 PM
Cute, but I don't date evil folks. Also, not compatibly oriented.

2015-06-12, 05:52 PM
Cute, but forgoes the most effective means of redemption in media - romance.

5a Violista
2015-06-13, 02:16 AM
Cute, but to be honest that only works against evil misunderstood women.
Then, given how there's really only ever one woman in the entire Big Bad's entourage (including every last minion), I'm sure he can leave the job to someone else.
You'd have better luck if you tried to change literary conventions first.
(Or, using the defeat = friendship method. That works, too.)

2015-06-16, 09:46 AM
Cute but verbose

@V Brevity is the soul of wit.

2015-06-17, 12:36 PM
Cute, but unappreciative of grandiloquence and verbiage.

Also, I'm not evil. Just as a side note. And I'm not quite sure what you mean when you say "compatibly oriented", although I suspect you are WELL outside my age range.

Targ Collective
2015-06-18, 12:43 PM
Cute, but misses the point that if specified, a gender is visible to all; yours is visible; is male; mine is visible; is male; therefore since it can be assumed safely I was speaking from a position of knowledge of the self, it can be safely assumed that I meant I was not compatibly oriented for male on male romance; however if your avatar is female I would... probably not go into it either... as there is an energetic entanglement to be considered, and I prefer to keep mine hetero.

Also, you've chosen a demon for an avvie. Totally evil. :p

2015-06-20, 12:25 AM
Cute, Targ, but every elf, even the non-drow heathens, are trained to know that gender is meaningless and fluid.
Lloth, my parents decided I was male by flipping a coin.

Progress has come since then, and we now use an eleven-sided die. http://itspronouncedmetrosexual.com/2013/01/a-comprehensive-list-of-lgbtq-term-definitions/
Count, only eleven of them are a gender identity when you cross out the ones that are different terms for the same thing.

@V: Who's the drow here? You? Or THE DROW!? Our main deity is female!
Anyway, it's more based on the Giant's Zz'dtri than actual D&D. The Wanted Poster implies that his drow are similar to V's gender-uncertain branch of elves.

2015-06-20, 12:28 AM
Cute, but seems to forget that drow have extremely strict gender segregation to the point of being wholly dystopic.

2015-06-20, 12:44 AM
Cute, but makes broad assumptions about entities who are fluid from setting to setting and interpretation to interpretation. One person's drow is not the same as the next's.

Also, Targ, you never fail to bemuse. Or amuse. And it's a devil, a group that I personally largely interpret as genderless unless clearly otherwise, the most obvious examples being succubi and incubi. Even the "princes" of Hell are possibly subject to interpretation.

2015-06-20, 07:15 AM
Cute, but if brevity is the soul of wit, the post above me is undead.

5a Violista
2015-06-21, 01:38 AM
Cute, but wittier than me. :smalltongue:

Targ Collective
2015-06-21, 11:53 AM
Cute, but a stick figure. And I'm not going closer unless I know if that *thing* she's holding is a sword or a folded umbrella... or something even worse.

*Hey! I'm not afraid of the dark. I do battle with the Forces of Darkness every day. Do I fear? Not one jot!

2015-06-21, 12:00 PM
Cute, but afraid of the dark.

2015-06-21, 08:13 PM
Cute but gives a very 'otherwordly dark lord' vibe, there are creams for that.

@V... Said the woman holding a phaser ?

Mauve Shirt
2015-06-21, 09:09 PM
Cute, but AUGH, GUNS

2015-06-21, 09:11 PM
Cute, but the blue uniform was cuter.

2015-06-22, 10:41 AM
Cute, but crunchy.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2015-06-26, 09:27 AM
Cute, but.....wouldn't a mace with a D12 better fit your sig line?

2015-06-27, 02:09 AM
Cute, but posting from phone prevents me seeing your Ceika-tars. :smallfrown:

2015-06-28, 01:59 PM
Cute, but sometimes phones it in.

5a Violista
2015-06-29, 01:29 AM
Cute, but your avatar has too many neutral colors. Mostly, gray.

2015-06-29, 07:46 AM
Cute, but in violation of Drow law that clearly states that non-drow do not have the rights to breathe.

2015-06-30, 03:24 PM
Cute but drows are so ten years ago.

Darius Midnite
2015-06-30, 06:05 PM
Cute, but you're in for a world of hurt.

2015-07-01, 08:56 AM
Cute, but you're in for a world of Burt.

(straps you to a chair, A Clockwork Orange-style, and shows you a nonstop stream of Burt Reynolds movies)

2015-07-01, 11:19 AM
Cute, but torture is heinous when it is done to a dark elf but not when done to anything else. Also, torture is fine against dark elves if you, yourself, are a dark elf. But you're NOT!

*Frees Darius, teams up with him to murder all non-drow*

2015-07-01, 11:24 AM
Cute, but mortal and doomed to die. Now I need to nap for some strange aeons till my nemesis (i.e. Death) dies.

2015-07-01, 07:11 PM
Cute, but looks so vulnerable while sleeping the ages away.

5a Violista
2015-07-02, 04:10 AM
Cute, but not enough to wake up with a kiss. (Plus, sometimes that gets weird unless you really really know the person very well, anyway.)

2015-07-03, 08:27 AM
Cute, but thinks overmuch on waking others with kisses.

2015-07-03, 09:18 AM
Cute but what long fangs you have, grandma.

@V Oh no, purely mechanical, the fleshy disguise just got teared apart.

2015-07-03, 11:33 AM
Cute, but has biological components.

2015-07-23, 10:31 AM
Cute, but in another dimension.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-30, 03:08 PM
Cute, but it's too dark too see any sloths.

2015-07-30, 06:10 PM
Cute, but doesn't have darkvision, infravision, lifesight, Auspex, or Protean. :smallsigh:

2015-08-20, 11:22 AM
cute, but too picky

2015-09-01, 11:23 AM
Cute, but Not a Cultmaster Of Nyarlathotep.

Prince Zahn
2015-09-01, 02:43 PM
Cute, but raves a lot about an entity I'm not remotely interested in.

2015-09-01, 04:26 PM
Cute, but will probably mobilize the villagers against me.

2015-09-01, 04:30 PM
Cute, but I'm currently mobilizing the villagers against.

Blue Ghost
2015-09-01, 10:57 PM
Cute, but the villagers seem to have been immobilized.

2015-09-02, 08:53 AM
Cute, but models himself after Arcanis the Omnipotent.

Darius Midnite
2015-09-04, 05:28 PM
Cute, but I am limited by this forums profanity filter to truly express myself about him.

V: Yea, it's a b*tch.

2015-09-04, 05:59 PM
Cute but Censored...*sorry to hear that, censorship is just awful*

2015-09-04, 09:34 PM
Cute, but tiny. Small things aren't deadly.

Prince Zahn
2015-09-05, 09:56 AM
Cute, but meteor swarms are his wimmins.

2015-09-08, 10:51 AM
cute, but cooking burgers by fireball is NOT recommended...never cooks evenly...

Insane Trystane
2015-09-24, 12:58 AM
Cute, but apparently kinda deadly?

2015-09-24, 01:11 AM
Cute but seems to be inside sane and me and sanity are not on speaking terms after the third incident. Well ok after the first incident, but we are no longer on hateful glaring terms and more on the kill on sight level now.

2015-09-25, 01:19 PM
um? cute? but looks scary and in need of moisturizer...kinda flaky looking dracolich.

Prince Zahn
2015-09-25, 02:10 PM
Cute, but can't appreciate a dashing and debonair peanut dracolich like I can.

@v yeah... He probably is...

2015-09-26, 08:10 AM
Cute, but probably a slob.

2015-10-09, 01:31 PM
Cute but didn't your sire told you not to art with your food ?

2015-10-26, 09:09 AM
Cute, but way too scary.

Darius Midnite
2015-10-26, 11:28 AM
Cute, but I've been hurt before.

Prince Zahn
2015-10-26, 03:10 PM
Cute, but somewhat lacking cheerful colors.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2015-11-12, 05:52 PM
Cute, but needs more Ceikatars. :tongue:

2015-11-13, 08:42 AM
Cute, but needs an Ceikatar celebrating the new edition of Exalted. :smalltongue:

Red Planet
2015-11-13, 08:17 PM
Cute, but I don't think anyone's fooled by backwards names these days

2015-11-13, 08:51 PM
Cute, but mad about being duped by my 'Snoedud' trick.

2015-11-20, 12:49 AM
Cute but has too many dice.

2015-11-20, 02:38 AM
Cute, but thinks there is such a thing as too many dice.

2015-11-20, 03:18 AM
Cute, but I agree with his statement far too much and fear I must kill him lest he reveals to be a rival for the position of evil draconic overlord.

Prince Zahn
2015-11-20, 10:29 AM
Cute, but there's no meat on those peanuts/bones.

2015-11-22, 04:49 PM
Cute, but juggling Fireballs is pretty reckless.

2015-11-23, 01:35 AM
Cute, but she might just be trying to enchant me. Maybe I'm wanting to be enchanted, though :belkar:

2015-11-23, 03:02 AM
Cute, but I haven't seen you around here. Welcome!

Prince Zahn
2015-11-23, 06:58 AM
Cute, but I have seen you around here before.

2015-11-23, 08:00 AM
Cute but I can't catch you.

2015-11-24, 02:06 AM
Cute but -- YEAGGGGGH you killed me in my sleep! Painfully!

2015-11-24, 02:16 AM
Cute, but got killed in their sleep, what sort of... no I just can't.

Prince Zahn
2015-11-24, 11:45 AM
Cute, but didn't follow through.

2015-12-11, 08:34 PM
Cute, but intolerant of that most draconic (dracolichic?) of traits: shifting moods.

5a Violista
2015-12-16, 09:56 PM
Cute, but is not wearing a hat.

2015-12-17, 02:36 AM
Cute, but is technically not wearing a hat either.

Prince Zahn
2015-12-17, 11:56 AM
Cute, but is always trying to kill me.

2015-12-17, 06:52 PM
Cute, but those hands have to be toasted to a crisp from those fireballs he keeps juggling.

2015-12-18, 01:49 AM
Cute, but when was the last time you burned your throat (the dragon one . . . breathing fire, not eating hot/spicy foods)?

2016-01-18, 10:11 PM
Cute, but gives off the vibe that he was sapient before it was mainstream.

2016-01-18, 10:53 PM
Cute, but has yet to convert Kotetsu to Ex3. :smallsigh:

2016-01-19, 12:03 AM
Cute, but happy little trees aren't made of ketchup.

@V: Some punk put Sovereign Glue on the back of my coat. :smallannoyed:

2016-01-19, 12:18 AM
Cute, but has been leaning on that same wall for like a year now.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-19, 05:39 AM
Cute, but appears to be rather slippery.

2016-01-19, 06:46 AM
Cute, but might set me on fire, on purpose or by accident.

2016-01-19, 11:34 PM
Cute, but not into being set aflame, on purpose or by accident.

2016-01-20, 12:27 AM
Cute but it seems you've just been set on flame... on purpose or by accident

*hides the matches*

2016-01-20, 02:17 AM
Cute, but you dropped these matches, on purpose or by accident.

2016-01-20, 02:25 AM
Cute, but looks like your place is difficult to set on fire...on purpose or by accident

2016-01-22, 11:01 AM
Cute but what kind of sexy shoeless god of war play the accordion ?!

2016-01-22, 11:33 AM
Cute, but doubts the badassery of accordions.

2016-01-22, 07:24 PM
Cute, but what's up with those bricks?

2016-01-22, 07:32 PM
Cute but roosters try and kill me.

2016-01-22, 08:05 PM
Cute, but hardly hypoallergenic.

2016-01-22, 09:01 PM
Cute, but there are plenty more fishes in the sea, if you...uhm... catch its drift.

2016-01-22, 09:16 PM
Cute, but what happened to that tooth?

2016-01-23, 09:15 AM
Cute, but your avatar doesn't load for some reason.

2016-01-23, 03:50 PM
Cute but outlines all the way or no lines, you gotta choose.

2016-01-23, 06:00 PM
Cute, but seems suspiciously like a shapeshifting impostor.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-24, 03:19 AM
Cute, but I can hardly imagine playing the guitar with an anatomical structure like that

2016-01-24, 06:43 AM
Cute, but lacks imagination.

2016-01-24, 11:28 AM
Cute, but you look rather peeved. What's on your mind?

2016-01-24, 11:31 AM
Cute, but shows empathy for others.

2016-01-24, 11:40 AM
Cute, but grey flame was soooooo last year.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-24, 03:37 PM
Cute, but cigarettes are unhealthy.

2016-01-24, 03:42 PM
Cute, but too obsessed with fashion.

2016-01-25, 01:47 PM
Cute, but has issues.

2016-02-26, 06:52 AM
Cute, but has tentacles longer than mine.

2016-02-26, 11:15 AM
Cute, but no confidence in his tentacles.

2016-02-26, 02:38 PM
Cute, but uses too much hair gel.

@V How dare you!?!

Prince Zahn
2016-02-26, 03:08 PM
Cute, but how could someone with Donald Trump's hairdo be a competent ninja? That thing stands out big time.

2016-02-26, 06:08 PM
Cute, but where's your watch? OH, THAT'S RIGHT, DONALD TRUMP HAS IT!

2016-02-27, 12:59 AM
Cute, but getting too political.

2016-02-27, 09:36 AM
Cute, but take those sunglasses off, you aren't Neo.

2016-03-01, 01:48 PM
Cute but i wasn't aware kilts were a thing in Denmark

2016-03-02, 12:08 AM
Cute, but wary about that vampirish look you've got there

Prince Zahn
2016-03-02, 01:23 AM
Cute, but can you imagine the internal conflict going on with three monster heads?

2016-03-02, 01:40 AM
Cute, but imagine the burn wounds if you drop a ball.

2016-03-04, 06:35 PM
Cute, but being followed by a Coke machine. No, don't look - she'll see you!

2016-03-07, 03:46 AM
Cute, but fails to realize being followed by a Coke machine is the best thing evar!*

*aside from a good spell-checker.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-07, 04:36 AM
Cute, but has appendages with unsuitable fine motor skills to perform with a guitar.

5a Violista
2016-03-12, 06:48 AM
Cute, but that goatee means you're either obviously a Black-and-White Villain who puts people on railroad tracks, or that you're rather stylish and dashing, and I can't tell which (and that is the problem).

2016-03-13, 08:30 PM
Cute, but sets up unrealistic ponytail standards on others.

2016-03-18, 01:16 AM
Cute, but is clearly not a serious contender for Ponytail of the Year.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-18, 01:58 PM
Cute, but the green screen is meant to be substituted with an appropriate background.

2016-03-18, 09:02 PM
Cute, but where's your sclera?

2016-03-19, 01:44 PM
Cute, but broke the three post rule.

2016-03-19, 03:27 PM
Cute but terrible haircut

(And are the three post rules even a real rule anymore ? I can't fnd the thread who even mentioned them for a while, ? As far as I can tell the only reason people keep insisting on it seems to be sheer habit at his point)

2016-03-19, 04:21 PM
Cute, but you can't handle the three-post rule!

2016-03-19, 09:13 PM
Cute, but pronouncing name backwards sounds like "snow dude".

2016-03-23, 01:48 PM
Cute, but dyslexic.

2016-03-23, 03:54 PM
Cute, but has a problem with dyslexic people.

2016-03-23, 10:54 PM
Cute, but belt buckle is out of place.

2016-03-24, 06:18 AM
Cute but your whole belt is in the wrong place.

2016-03-25, 07:44 PM
Cute, but the fine print hurts my antediluvian eyes.

Darius Midnite
2016-04-18, 03:56 PM
Cute, but I'm in a long term relationship with another creature of the ocean.

5a Violista
2016-04-18, 04:21 PM
Cute, but a wholly different art style than me. It'll never work out.

2016-04-19, 04:01 AM
Cute, but your head seems to be levitating.

Prince Zahn
2016-04-19, 02:20 PM
Cute, but the lack of neck is disturbing. Maybe if he was a halfling.

@v you know, I really do... :smallconfused:

2016-04-19, 06:52 PM
Cute, but has some inexplicable problem with the cephalothorax.

2016-05-03, 09:16 AM
Cute but just not abominably eldritch enough. (Aboleth are awesome though)

2016-05-03, 10:28 AM
Cute, but not a fan of repetitiveness of muchmuch and "did it again"

Mister Tom
2016-05-15, 12:13 PM
Cute in the extreme :) ... But In retrospect, perhaps sword fighting wasn't for you.

2016-05-17, 04:36 AM
Cute, but in competition for my humanoid thralls.

Prince Zahn
2016-05-18, 10:34 AM
Really Cute, in a psionical kinda way, but 1 humanoid thrall is 5 too many.

2016-05-19, 02:14 AM
Cute, but a prince is out of my league.

2016-08-27, 04:54 PM
Cute, but isn't (chain) mail to noisy for a ninja ?

2016-08-27, 07:48 PM
Cute, but has played too much DnD if she thinks plate is noisy.

2016-08-28, 01:27 AM
Cute, but people impaling their own heads aren't my type

Darius Midnite
2016-08-28, 04:42 PM
Cute, but clearly needs to work on his dental hygiene.

V: Take a walk on the wild side.

2016-08-28, 04:47 PM
Cute, but overly human(oid).

2016-08-29, 02:56 AM
Cute, but kind of nuts.

5a Violista
2016-08-30, 11:35 PM
Cute but considers "kind-of nuts" to be a downside.

2016-08-31, 02:18 AM
Cute, but definitely not a fan of asymmetrical wings

2018-04-16, 05:11 AM
Cute, but should have a more impressive pirate hat.

2018-04-16, 11:09 AM
Cute, but has WAY to much Magnetoresistance

2018-04-16, 11:25 AM
Cute, but too small.

2018-04-16, 11:27 AM
Cute, but too dark.

2018-04-16, 02:28 PM
Cute, but at sea most of the time.

2018-04-16, 02:36 PM
cute, but frog.

2018-04-16, 03:32 PM
Cute, but seems to be a collected hive mind of dragons

2018-04-17, 10:00 AM
Cute, but invisible cute is kind of difficult to properly appreciate for most.

2018-04-17, 10:06 AM
Cute, but hellspawn.

2018-05-05, 09:06 AM
Cute, but has way too many spikes