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Kneenibble
2015-06-10, 10:47 AM
Septimus Fabrius is cute, but his seeking is fluff, at his own rate; whereof, he says, the forum is well stored. Hang him! Would the administration leave aside their ruth, and let me use my beak.

TheCountAlucard
2015-06-10, 05:35 PM
Cute, but hasn't changed avatars in a while now. :smalltongue:

@V: Actually that's just the level drain. :smallamused:

Xihirli
2015-06-10, 06:28 PM
Cute, but the name "Alucard' is now even more tiring than "Dracula."

Silent_Interim
2015-06-11, 03:53 PM
Cute, but way too fond of using scimitars and meteor swarms to solve problems.

Targ Collective
2015-06-12, 03:57 PM
Cute, but I don't date evil folks. Also, not compatibly oriented.

Zaydos
2015-06-12, 05:52 PM
Cute, but forgoes the most effective means of redemption in media - romance.

5a Violista
2015-06-13, 02:16 AM
Cute, but to be honest that only works against evil misunderstood women.
Then, given how there's really only ever one woman in the entire Big Bad's entourage (including every last minion), I'm sure he can leave the job to someone else.
You'd have better luck if you tried to change literary conventions first.
(Or, using the defeat = friendship method. That works, too.)

smuchmuch
2015-06-16, 09:46 AM
Cute but verbose

@V Brevity is the soul of wit.

Silent_Interim
2015-06-17, 12:36 PM
Cute, but unappreciative of grandiloquence and verbiage.

Also, I'm not evil. Just as a side note. And I'm not quite sure what you mean when you say "compatibly oriented", although I suspect you are WELL outside my age range.

Targ Collective
2015-06-18, 12:43 PM
Cute, but misses the point that if specified, a gender is visible to all; yours is visible; is male; mine is visible; is male; therefore since it can be assumed safely I was speaking from a position of knowledge of the self, it can be safely assumed that I meant I was not compatibly oriented for male on male romance; however if your avatar is female I would... probably not go into it either... as there is an energetic entanglement to be considered, and I prefer to keep mine hetero.

Also, you've chosen a demon for an avvie. Totally evil. :p

Xihirli
2015-06-20, 12:25 AM
Cute, Targ, but every elf, even the non-drow heathens, are trained to know that gender is meaningless and fluid.
Lloth, my parents decided I was male by flipping a coin.

Progress has come since then, and we now use an eleven-sided die. http://itspronouncedmetrosexual.com/2013/01/a-comprehensive-list-of-lgbtq-term-definitions/
Count, only eleven of them are a gender identity when you cross out the ones that are different terms for the same thing.

@V: Who's the drow here? You? Or THE DROW!? Our main deity is female!
Anyway, it's more based on the Giant's Zz'dtri than actual D&D. The Wanted Poster implies that his drow are similar to V's gender-uncertain branch of elves.

Zaydos
2015-06-20, 12:28 AM
Cute, but seems to forget that drow have extremely strict gender segregation to the point of being wholly dystopic.

Silent_Interim
2015-06-20, 12:44 AM
Cute, but makes broad assumptions about entities who are fluid from setting to setting and interpretation to interpretation. One person's drow is not the same as the next's.

Also, Targ, you never fail to bemuse. Or amuse. And it's a devil, a group that I personally largely interpret as genderless unless clearly otherwise, the most obvious examples being succubi and incubi. Even the "princes" of Hell are possibly subject to interpretation.

Dudeons
2015-06-20, 07:15 AM
Cute, but if brevity is the soul of wit, the post above me is undead.

5a Violista
2015-06-21, 01:38 AM
Cute, but wittier than me. :smalltongue:

Targ Collective
2015-06-21, 11:53 AM
Cute, but a stick figure. And I'm not going closer unless I know if that *thing* she's holding is a sword or a folded umbrella... or something even worse.

*Hey! I'm not afraid of the dark. I do battle with the Forces of Darkness every day. Do I fear? Not one jot!

Orm-Embar
2015-06-21, 12:00 PM
Cute, but afraid of the dark.

smuchmuch
2015-06-21, 08:13 PM
Cute but gives a very 'otherwordly dark lord' vibe, there are creams for that.

@V... Said the woman holding a phaser ?

Mauve Shirt
2015-06-21, 09:09 PM
Cute, but AUGH, GUNS

Zaydos
2015-06-21, 09:11 PM
Cute, but the blue uniform was cuter.

Dudeons
2015-06-22, 10:41 AM
Cute, but crunchy.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2015-06-26, 09:27 AM
Cute, but.....wouldn't a mace with a D12 better fit your sig line?

TheCountAlucard
2015-06-27, 02:09 AM
Cute, but posting from phone prevents me seeing your Ceika-tars. :smallfrown:

Orm-Embar
2015-06-28, 01:59 PM
Cute, but sometimes phones it in.

5a Violista
2015-06-29, 01:29 AM
Cute, but your avatar has too many neutral colors. Mostly, gray.

Xihirli
2015-06-29, 07:46 AM
Cute, but in violation of Drow law that clearly states that non-drow do not have the rights to breathe.

smuchmuch
2015-06-30, 03:24 PM
Cute but drows are so ten years ago.

Darius Midnite
2015-06-30, 06:05 PM
Cute, but you're in for a world of hurt.

TheCountAlucard
2015-07-01, 08:56 AM
Cute, but you're in for a world of Burt.

(straps you to a chair, A Clockwork Orange-style, and shows you a nonstop stream of Burt Reynolds movies)

Xihirli
2015-07-01, 11:19 AM
Cute, but torture is heinous when it is done to a dark elf but not when done to anything else. Also, torture is fine against dark elves if you, yourself, are a dark elf. But you're NOT!

*Frees Darius, teams up with him to murder all non-drow*

Zaydos
2015-07-01, 11:24 AM
Cute, but mortal and doomed to die. Now I need to nap for some strange aeons till my nemesis (i.e. Death) dies.

Orm-Embar
2015-07-01, 07:11 PM
Cute, but looks so vulnerable while sleeping the ages away.

5a Violista
2015-07-02, 04:10 AM
Cute, but not enough to wake up with a kiss. (Plus, sometimes that gets weird unless you really really know the person very well, anyway.)

TheCountAlucard
2015-07-03, 08:27 AM
Cute, but thinks overmuch on waking others with kisses.

smuchmuch
2015-07-03, 09:18 AM
Cute but what long fangs you have, grandma.

@V Oh no, purely mechanical, the fleshy disguise just got teared apart.

Orm-Embar
2015-07-03, 11:33 AM
Cute, but has biological components.

CelestialSloth
2015-07-23, 10:31 AM
Cute, but in another dimension.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-30, 03:08 PM
Cute, but it's too dark too see any sloths.

TheCountAlucard
2015-07-30, 06:10 PM
Cute, but doesn't have darkvision, infravision, lifesight, Auspex, or Protean. :smallsigh:

gllithid
2015-08-20, 11:22 AM
cute, but too picky

necrochicken
2015-09-01, 11:23 AM
Cute, but Not a Cultmaster Of Nyarlathotep.

Prince Zahn
2015-09-01, 02:43 PM
Cute, but raves a lot about an entity I'm not remotely interested in.

TheCountAlucard
2015-09-01, 04:26 PM
Cute, but will probably mobilize the villagers against me.

Zaydos
2015-09-01, 04:30 PM
Cute, but I'm currently mobilizing the villagers against.

Blue Ghost
2015-09-01, 10:57 PM
Cute, but the villagers seem to have been immobilized.

necrochicken
2015-09-02, 08:53 AM
Cute, but models himself after Arcanis the Omnipotent.

Darius Midnite
2015-09-04, 05:28 PM
Cute, but I am limited by this forums profanity filter to truly express myself about him.

V: Yea, it's a b*tch.

Havelocke
2015-09-04, 05:59 PM
Cute but Censored...*sorry to hear that, censorship is just awful*

Xihirli
2015-09-04, 09:34 PM
Cute, but tiny. Small things aren't deadly.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html

Prince Zahn
2015-09-05, 09:56 AM
Cute, but meteor swarms are his wimmins.

Havelocke
2015-09-08, 10:51 AM
cute, but cooking burgers by fireball is NOT recommended...never cooks evenly...

Insane Trystane
2015-09-24, 12:58 AM
Cute, but apparently kinda deadly?

Zaydos
2015-09-24, 01:11 AM
Cute but seems to be inside sane and me and sanity are not on speaking terms after the third incident. Well ok after the first incident, but we are no longer on hateful glaring terms and more on the kill on sight level now.

Havelocke
2015-09-25, 01:19 PM
um? cute? but looks scary and in need of moisturizer...kinda flaky looking dracolich.

Prince Zahn
2015-09-25, 02:10 PM
Cute, but can't appreciate a dashing and debonair peanut dracolich like I can.

@v yeah... He probably is...

TheCountAlucard
2015-09-26, 08:10 AM
Cute, but probably a slob.

smuchmuch
2015-10-09, 01:31 PM
Cute but didn't your sire told you not to art with your food ?

Ninjaman
2015-10-26, 09:09 AM
Cute, but way too scary.

Darius Midnite
2015-10-26, 11:28 AM
Cute, but I've been hurt before.

Prince Zahn
2015-10-26, 03:10 PM
Cute, but somewhat lacking cheerful colors.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2015-11-12, 05:52 PM
Cute, but needs more Ceikatars. :tongue:

TheCountAlucard
2015-11-13, 08:42 AM
Cute, but needs an Ceikatar celebrating the new edition of Exalted. :smalltongue:

Red Planet
2015-11-13, 08:17 PM
Cute, but I don't think anyone's fooled by backwards names these days

Dudeons
2015-11-13, 08:51 PM
Cute, but mad about being duped by my 'Snoedud' trick.

ThePhantom
2015-11-20, 12:49 AM
Cute but has too many dice.

Ninjaman
2015-11-20, 02:38 AM
Cute, but thinks there is such a thing as too many dice.

Zaydos
2015-11-20, 03:18 AM
Cute, but I agree with his statement far too much and fear I must kill him lest he reveals to be a rival for the position of evil draconic overlord.

Prince Zahn
2015-11-20, 10:29 AM
Cute, but there's no meat on those peanuts/bones.

Amiria
2015-11-22, 04:49 PM
Cute, but juggling Fireballs is pretty reckless.

lurkmeister
2015-11-23, 01:35 AM
Cute, but she might just be trying to enchant me. Maybe I'm wanting to be enchanted, though :belkar:

Dudeons
2015-11-23, 03:02 AM
Cute, but I haven't seen you around here. Welcome!

Prince Zahn
2015-11-23, 06:58 AM
Cute, but I have seen you around here before.

Ninjaman
2015-11-23, 08:00 AM
Cute but I can't catch you.

lurkmeister
2015-11-24, 02:06 AM
Cute but -- YEAGGGGGH you killed me in my sleep! Painfully!

Zaydos
2015-11-24, 02:16 AM
Cute, but got killed in their sleep, what sort of... no I just can't.

Prince Zahn
2015-11-24, 11:45 AM
Cute, but didn't follow through.

backwaterj
2015-12-11, 08:34 PM
Cute, but intolerant of that most draconic (dracolichic?) of traits: shifting moods.

5a Violista
2015-12-16, 09:56 PM
Cute, but is not wearing a hat.

Ninjaman
2015-12-17, 02:36 AM
Cute, but is technically not wearing a hat either.

Prince Zahn
2015-12-17, 11:56 AM
Cute, but is always trying to kill me.

lurkmeister
2015-12-17, 06:52 PM
Cute, but those hands have to be toasted to a crisp from those fireballs he keeps juggling.

backwaterj
2015-12-18, 01:49 AM
Cute, but when was the last time you burned your throat (the dragon one . . . breathing fire, not eating hot/spicy foods)?

Zaydos
2016-01-18, 10:11 PM
Cute, but gives off the vibe that he was sapient before it was mainstream.

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-18, 10:53 PM
Cute, but has yet to convert Kotetsu to Ex3. :smallsigh:

Dudeons
2016-01-19, 12:03 AM
Cute, but happy little trees aren't made of ketchup.

@V: Some punk put Sovereign Glue on the back of my coat. :smallannoyed:

backwaterj
2016-01-19, 12:18 AM
Cute, but has been leaning on that same wall for like a year now.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-19, 05:39 AM
Cute, but appears to be rather slippery.

Ninjaman
2016-01-19, 06:46 AM
Cute, but might set me on fire, on purpose or by accident.

Xihirli
2016-01-19, 11:34 PM
Cute, but not into being set aflame, on purpose or by accident.

Zaydos
2016-01-20, 12:27 AM
Cute but it seems you've just been set on flame... on purpose or by accident

*hides the matches*

backwaterj
2016-01-20, 02:17 AM
Cute, but you dropped these matches, on purpose or by accident.

ben-zayb
2016-01-20, 02:25 AM
Cute, but looks like your place is difficult to set on fire...on purpose or by accident

smuchmuch
2016-01-22, 11:01 AM
Cute but what kind of sexy shoeless god of war play the accordion ?!

Dudeons
2016-01-22, 11:33 AM
Cute, but doubts the badassery of accordions.

rooster707
2016-01-22, 07:24 PM
Cute, but what's up with those bricks?

Zaydos
2016-01-22, 07:32 PM
Cute but roosters try and kill me.

backwaterj
2016-01-22, 08:05 PM
Cute, but hardly hypoallergenic.

ben-zayb
2016-01-22, 09:01 PM
Cute, but there are plenty more fishes in the sea, if you...uhm... catch its drift.

Dudeons
2016-01-22, 09:16 PM
Cute, but what happened to that tooth?

Ninjaman
2016-01-23, 09:15 AM
Cute, but your avatar doesn't load for some reason.

smuchmuch
2016-01-23, 03:50 PM
Cute but outlines all the way or no lines, you gotta choose.

backwaterj
2016-01-23, 06:00 PM
Cute, but seems suspiciously like a shapeshifting impostor.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-24, 03:19 AM
Cute, but I can hardly imagine playing the guitar with an anatomical structure like that

Ninjaman
2016-01-24, 06:43 AM
Cute, but lacks imagination.

Dudeons
2016-01-24, 11:28 AM
Cute, but you look rather peeved. What's on your mind?

Zaydos
2016-01-24, 11:31 AM
Cute, but shows empathy for others.

Trog
2016-01-24, 11:40 AM
Cute, but grey flame was soooooo last year.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-24, 03:37 PM
Cute, but cigarettes are unhealthy.

Xihirli
2016-01-24, 03:42 PM
Cute, but too obsessed with fashion.

backwaterj
2016-01-25, 01:47 PM
Cute, but has issues.

ben-zayb
2016-02-26, 06:52 AM
Cute, but has tentacles longer than mine.

Dudeons
2016-02-26, 11:15 AM
Cute, but no confidence in his tentacles.

Ninjaman
2016-02-26, 02:38 PM
Cute, but uses too much hair gel.

@V How dare you!?!

Prince Zahn
2016-02-26, 03:08 PM
Cute, but how could someone with Donald Trump's hairdo be a competent ninja? That thing stands out big time.

backwaterj
2016-02-26, 06:08 PM
Cute, but where's your watch? OH, THAT'S RIGHT, DONALD TRUMP HAS IT!

Dudeons
2016-02-27, 12:59 AM
Cute, but getting too political.

Ninjaman
2016-02-27, 09:36 AM
Cute, but take those sunglasses off, you aren't Neo.

smuchmuch
2016-03-01, 01:48 PM
Cute but i wasn't aware kilts were a thing in Denmark

lurkmeister
2016-03-02, 12:08 AM
Cute, but wary about that vampirish look you've got there

Prince Zahn
2016-03-02, 01:23 AM
Cute, but can you imagine the internal conflict going on with three monster heads?

Dudeons
2016-03-02, 01:40 AM
Cute, but imagine the burn wounds if you drop a ball.

TheCountAlucard
2016-03-04, 06:35 PM
Cute, but being followed by a Coke machine. No, don't look - she'll see you!

backwaterj
2016-03-07, 03:46 AM
Cute, but fails to realize being followed by a Coke machine is the best thing evar!*

*aside from a good spell-checker.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-07, 04:36 AM
Cute, but has appendages with unsuitable fine motor skills to perform with a guitar.

5a Violista
2016-03-12, 06:48 AM
Cute, but that goatee means you're either obviously a Black-and-White Villain who puts people on railroad tracks, or that you're rather stylish and dashing, and I can't tell which (and that is the problem).

ben-zayb
2016-03-13, 08:30 PM
Cute, but sets up unrealistic ponytail standards on others.

backwaterj
2016-03-18, 01:16 AM
Cute, but is clearly not a serious contender for Ponytail of the Year.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-18, 01:58 PM
Cute, but the green screen is meant to be substituted with an appropriate background.

ben-zayb
2016-03-18, 09:02 PM
Cute, but where's your sclera?

Ninjaman
2016-03-19, 01:44 PM
Cute, but broke the three post rule.

smuchmuch
2016-03-19, 03:27 PM
Cute but terrible haircut

(And are the three post rules even a real rule anymore ? I can't fnd the thread who even mentioned them for a while, ? As far as I can tell the only reason people keep insisting on it seems to be sheer habit at his point)

Dudeons
2016-03-19, 04:21 PM
Cute, but you can't handle the three-post rule!

ben-zayb
2016-03-19, 09:13 PM
Cute, but pronouncing name backwards sounds like "snow dude".

backwaterj
2016-03-23, 01:48 PM
Cute, but dyslexic.

Ninjaman
2016-03-23, 03:54 PM
Cute, but has a problem with dyslexic people.

ben-zayb
2016-03-23, 10:54 PM
Cute, but belt buckle is out of place.

smuchmuch
2016-03-24, 06:18 AM
Cute but your whole belt is in the wrong place.

backwaterj
2016-03-25, 07:44 PM
Cute, but the fine print hurts my antediluvian eyes.

Darius Midnite
2016-04-18, 03:56 PM
Cute, but I'm in a long term relationship with another creature of the ocean.

5a Violista
2016-04-18, 04:21 PM
Cute, but a wholly different art style than me. It'll never work out.

ben-zayb
2016-04-19, 04:01 AM
Cute, but your head seems to be levitating.

Prince Zahn
2016-04-19, 02:20 PM
Cute, but the lack of neck is disturbing. Maybe if he was a halfling.

@v you know, I really do... :smallconfused:

backwaterj
2016-04-19, 06:52 PM
Cute, but has some inexplicable problem with the cephalothorax.

smuchmuch
2016-05-03, 09:16 AM
Cute but just not abominably eldritch enough. (Aboleth are awesome though)

ben-zayb
2016-05-03, 10:28 AM
Cute, but not a fan of repetitiveness of muchmuch and "did it again"

Mister Tom
2016-05-15, 12:13 PM
Cute in the extreme :) ... But In retrospect, perhaps sword fighting wasn't for you.

backwaterj
2016-05-17, 04:36 AM
Cute, but in competition for my humanoid thralls.

Prince Zahn
2016-05-18, 10:34 AM
Really Cute, in a psionical kinda way, but 1 humanoid thrall is 5 too many.

Ninjaman
2016-05-19, 02:14 AM
Cute, but a prince is out of my league.

Amiria
2016-08-27, 04:54 PM
Cute, but isn't (chain) mail to noisy for a ninja ?

Ninjaman
2016-08-27, 07:48 PM
Cute, but has played too much DnD if she thinks plate is noisy.

ben-zayb
2016-08-28, 01:27 AM
Cute, but people impaling their own heads aren't my type

Darius Midnite
2016-08-28, 04:42 PM
Cute, but clearly needs to work on his dental hygiene.

V: Take a walk on the wild side.

Zaydos
2016-08-28, 04:47 PM
Cute, but overly human(oid).

Ninjaman
2016-08-29, 02:56 AM
Cute, but kind of nuts.

5a Violista
2016-08-30, 11:35 PM
Cute but considers "kind-of nuts" to be a downside.

ben-zayb
2016-08-31, 02:18 AM
Cute, but definitely not a fan of asymmetrical wings

Amiria
2018-04-16, 05:11 AM
Cute, but should have a more impressive pirate hat.

ChaoticHarmony
2018-04-16, 11:09 AM
Cute, but has WAY to much Magnetoresistance

Extrail
2018-04-16, 11:25 AM
Cute, but too small.

Crisis21
2018-04-16, 11:27 AM
Cute, but too dark.

Amiria
2018-04-16, 02:28 PM
Cute, but at sea most of the time.

Extrail
2018-04-16, 02:36 PM
cute, but frog.

ChaoticHarmony
2018-04-16, 03:32 PM
Cute, but seems to be a collected hive mind of dragons

Korith
2018-04-17, 10:00 AM
Cute, but invisible cute is kind of difficult to properly appreciate for most.

Extrail
2018-04-17, 10:06 AM
Cute, but hellspawn.

ben-zayb
2018-05-05, 09:06 AM
Cute, but has way too many spikes