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2014-10-14, 06:50 AM
Is impossible to achieve.

J comes after I in the sequential alphabet.

2014-10-14, 02:41 PM
Nonsense! J isn't even in "the sequential alphabet!"

Nothing is faster than light.

2014-10-14, 03:47 PM
Nothing, as the absence of matter, cannot attain any speed whatsoever, and definitely cannot exceed the speed of light.

A cubic container will have a greater volume than a spherical one with a diameter equal to the length of one of the cube's sides.

2014-10-14, 05:44 PM
Not if the sphere is full of bags of holding.

Pikmin are adorable

2014-10-16, 06:36 PM
What? Those little red things?

x is x

2014-10-16, 08:09 PM
Not necessarily. One x could be a variable and the other one could be a "times" sign, or a Roman Numeral X (10).

The sun is bigger than the moon.

2014-10-16, 08:13 PM
They look about the same size to me.

Eating food decreases hunger.

Targ Collective
2014-10-17, 12:40 AM
If you tried living off celery you'd starve.

A literal and undeniable truth. Such as, 'air in it's natural state cannot be seen' or 'most people would agree a cloudless sky, during the day, is blue.' But not limited to those examples.

2014-10-17, 06:42 AM
Okay, Imma need you to stop cheating. "Undeniable" truths are exactly what you're supposed to say in this thread. Next time, actually SAY "air can't be seen in its natural state" instead of trying to frame it in some wacky metaphor thing, please.

Clown cars are small.

2014-10-17, 10:55 AM
I'm certain they are regular sized, they're just full of way more passengers than are supposed to be in a car.

Water molecules are composed of two atoms of Hydrogen, and one of Oxygen.

2014-10-17, 06:26 PM
Really? Because I've been emptying these two cylinders of Hydrogen gas and one of Oxygen gas all day and all I've gotten out of it is an explosion!

Lumberjacks cut down trees for a living.

2014-10-18, 01:05 AM
I'm fairly certain that scissors are not the tool of choice for lumberjacks. They in fact saw down trees for a living.

The character Captain Jean-Luc Picard was portrayed by the actor Patrick Stewart on the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation.

2014-10-18, 09:29 AM
Picard, a CHARACTER?! Blasphemy!

The Nile is a river in Africa.

2014-10-18, 10:55 AM
Egypt, actually, or at least that's what they say.

Compression doubles with every 10 meters of depth in water.

2014-10-18, 03:54 PM
Yeah, I tried submerging my car and the engine compression was shot after only a meter or so.

The planet Saturn is a gas giant.

2014-10-18, 05:20 PM
No, Saturn is more of a Roman titan.

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

2014-10-18, 05:26 PM
If it's a really small omelet, you only need to break one egg.

Heating ice will make it melt.

2014-10-20, 02:33 AM
Oh, come now. Heating ice makes it water.

Oxygenated blood is red when fresh.

Targ Collective
2014-10-20, 02:36 AM
Nonsense. Heat it from -20 to -10 and it stays frozen.

Most residents, on Planet Earth, would say the sky is blue although if pressed would be easily able to think of various exceptions from sunsets to pollution to cloud cover to Aurora Borealis to...

2014-10-20, 07:57 AM
I think you'll find that oxygenated blood is always red, no matter how long it has been circulating through a human body.

Most residents on Earth would use their native tongue to describe the color of the Sky, therefore they would not say blue.

The moon has been hit by asteroids in the past.

2014-10-20, 03:32 PM
Asteroids (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroids_%28video_game%29), while huge on earth in the 80's, never once made it to the moon.

Invertebrates are characterized by the lack of an internal skeletal structure.

2014-10-20, 05:35 PM
Invertebrae characters, like all other characters, are characterized however the creator and/or fandom chooses to do so.

There is no rhyme for the word "purple".

2014-10-20, 06:21 PM

an ocean is a large body of water, sometimes containing other contents ie. salt and fish

2014-10-20, 09:22 PM
The Moon has an ocean, and it's full of dust.

The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound.

Targ Collective
2014-10-21, 07:15 AM
On the Discworld it's roughly equal (due to the effects of the Disc's magical field).

There are three options: Either you agree with me, disagree with me or place yourself entirely off the axis of agreement or disagreement. Agreed?

2014-10-21, 11:44 AM
Of course not, placing oneself entirely off the axis of agreement or disagreement constitutes a class of options that is larger than one, as do the various ways in which someone could disagree. 1+X+Y, where X>1 and Y>1, is greater than three.

Targ Collective asked a question in the preceding post.

2014-10-21, 03:16 PM
Nonsense, he was just stating that he agreed with himself on the amount of options available and their implications. The question mark is just a typo.

China has the largest population of humans living within the country out of all other countries.

2014-10-21, 03:40 PM
Incorrect. Most of China's population live in cities.

There are no polar bears in Antarctica.

Septimus Faber
2014-10-22, 04:12 PM
I disagree! This is the internet! Therefore you are wrong and I am right.

At the time of writing, I am writing.

2014-10-22, 04:22 PM
What era do you purport live in? At the time of writing, you were typing.

Internal combustion engines require a spark to function correctly.

2014-10-23, 03:41 PM
That's only if they are transformers. Real engines don't function at all.

Fish cannot survive out of water.

2014-10-23, 04:27 PM
Tell that to the mudskipper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudskipper) or the lungfish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lungfish).

I just cited exceptions to a general rule.

2014-10-23, 04:47 PM
You linked to exceptions to a general rule. Citations require quotation.

Some sharks eat fish.

2014-11-03, 01:25 PM
I disagree. For all intents and purposes MOST sharks eat fish.

Winter succeeds Autumn in a forward-looking chronological and meteorological view of Earth's seasonal progression.

2014-11-03, 02:24 PM
*shakes head sadly* Let's recite them in order, shall we? Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn... clearly any fair and unbiased observer would agree that Winter precedes Autumn.

-40 degrees Fahrenheit is colder than +40 degrees Fahrenheit.

2014-11-03, 06:16 PM
They're simply two points on a scale, without sentience or emotion. Neither is more or less stand-offish than the other.

Broccoli is a vegetable.

2014-11-03, 06:19 PM
"Broccoli" is a plural, or as singular would have to be "A broccoli is a vegetable." Your sentence fails.

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo." is gramatically correct sentence.

2014-11-03, 08:18 PM
Well it WOULD be perhaps, taking the bits inside and outside the quote as the entire sentence, if you'd said it was A correct sentence.

For all practical intent, typing is tantamount to writing.

2014-11-03, 11:45 PM
Impossible! My handwriting is absolute crap, and yet my typing is perfectly coherent. There's no relation!

Superman is weakened by Kryptonite.

2014-11-04, 07:08 PM
While certainly not his favorite 3 Doors Down song, Kryptonite does not actually weaken the Man of Steel.

At a temperature of 80 degrees farenheit, helium gas has a lower density than water.

@V: Well played! That was worth at least three cookies.

2014-11-05, 01:54 AM
I believe you are overstepping the bounds of acceptable practice for IQ testing and interpretation when you

A) administer the the test to chemical elements and compounds

B) label examinees as "dense" based on scores - regardless of the ambient temperature.

The first of Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics (also known as Shelnutt's Laws) states "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

2014-11-05, 04:46 PM
Have you SEEN I, Robot? Those "laws" are more like loose guidelines at best.

The song "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" song from The Pirates is usually, probably almost always even or perhaps actually always, sung very fast.

2014-11-05, 08:28 PM
It's not sung often enough to be "usually."

TPBM will disagree with this sentence.

2014-11-06, 12:41 AM
That happened in the past and is not currently waiting to happen. It just took me a while to get around to hitting the submit button.

Written language existed prior to this instant.

2014-11-06, 05:19 AM
Depends on which instant you refer to.

Plants convert light energy to chemical energy in a process known as photosynthesis.

2014-11-07, 05:27 PM
Impossible. You can't turn a lightbulb into a chemical.

Fish generally swim in the water.

2014-11-07, 05:39 PM
They don't GENERALLY swim in water, they UNIVERSALLY swim in water. Get it right!

Batman is always portrayed as a human.

Laughing Dog
2014-11-07, 08:40 PM
Actually, in one 'verse he is a Kyrptonian, and in another he is a cursed suit of armor.

Superman is weak to magic.

2014-11-07, 08:44 PM
What's 'magic?' I don't think any of that is here. Or this 'superman.'

This game is fun in some people's opinions.

2014-11-10, 05:43 PM
No, this game is fun in all* people's opinions!

The Second Law of Thermodynamics defines the concept of entropy.

*All people that matter anyway.

2014-11-12, 04:34 PM
The second law of thermal dynamics states that WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE TO THE INEVITABLE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!


2014-11-12, 06:14 PM
That is what I call the 'boring version'. (http://sergey.marechek.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/20080815_book_of_revelation.png)

Superman's origin story invariably involves the destruction of his home planet Krypton.

@V: Well played, Neli42, well played.

2014-11-18, 02:16 AM
Well, actually, Krypton continues to exist in chunks, hunks, bits and pieces known as kryptonite.

Saffron is the most expensive stigma in the world by weight.

2014-11-18, 03:57 PM
Yeah, because professional chefs totally buy saffron as a "stigma" and not a freaking spice, which is what it actually is. <_<

Agreeing to disagree with someone is in itself an agreement.

Targ Collective
2014-11-20, 08:13 AM
You grasp the essential unity of agreement and disagreement Grasshopper. Well done. Yet I disagree, which proves that unity can be separated. What does this teach us?

To disagree is to be at one degree or greater separation from agreement. Although that agreement may be a disagreement. Nevertheless as has been demonstrated above. Therefore to disagree is a form of agreement, albeit, if you will excuse the pun, a disagreeable one. What does this teach us?

2014-11-20, 01:00 PM
screw philosophy lets blow stuff up!!!!!!

Explosions are fun to watch.

2014-11-20, 01:38 PM
Hollywood has over used explosions and made them so ordinary they no longer cause excitement.

Space and time are related to each other.

2014-11-20, 06:48 PM
They're not related by blood, just marriage.

A normal, healthy human being has marrow on this inside of his or her bones.

2014-11-29, 12:48 PM
I would hardly think such a thing would be limited to healthy people. A lack of bone marrow isn't just unhealthy--I would say that happening would be invariably fatal.

Having all the marrow sucked from your bones would be invariably fatal.

2014-12-02, 04:20 PM
Not invariably. If one were already dead upon the occurrence of said marrow-sucking, no fatality would occur.

Some components of white light become visible upon passing through an appropriate prism. Collectively these are (unsurprisingly) known as "the visible spectrum."

Targ Collective
2014-12-02, 05:30 PM
Taken in isolation this is correct; however you miss an important point. *That which is light is not limited to that which you see*. If you were to pass a beam of infrawhite light through a prism that, too would split.

And it goes on as you extrapolate into higher and higher frequencies.

There is more to light than just that which you can see. And there are hues of light *below* the physical spectrum too.

Therefore, taken on its own merits I agree... but I *disagree* that you have grasped the whole truth, Grasshopper.

If you can see something, it is light. Therefore if you can see something, it is holographic. For light is holographic.

2014-12-02, 07:04 PM
If you can see something, it is because of the reflection and refraction of light waves caused by the physical presence of the object, not because the object itself is light. Life is not a holodeck (thankfully; I've had more than my share of Moriarty coming to life already).

Fictional characters do not actually come to life by using holographic chambers to simulate their presence.

2014-12-02, 08:59 PM
If a human mind could be considered (or projected as) a holographic chamber, this is very wrong.

The fish in Spongebob Squarepants are very unintelligent beings, and this is justified because they're fish.

2014-12-08, 12:27 PM
Not according to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_intelligence)

The largest desert on Earth contains more than half of its fresh water.

2014-12-08, 03:07 PM
I disagree! Time is relative, and there used to be a time where this statement was a blatant lie, so what way do you have to prove it isn't a blatant lie right now?

N is more than (N-1).

2014-12-08, 07:50 PM
Of course not, silly billy!
N is a letter; you can't compare letters and numbers!

Algebra is a subsection of mathematics.

2014-12-30, 04:30 PM
Pfft, how can that be math? There are LETTERS in it.

Over three weeks went by between TPAM's post and my own.

2014-12-30, 05:46 PM
No way, there are 4 full weeks each month and December has 31 days so there are obviously 31/4 (7.75) days in a week during December. 7.75 times 3 equals 23.25 days and there was less than 23 days between those posts.

I have opinions on things! Like Star Trek.

Emperor Ing
2014-12-30, 05:55 PM
My disagreeing with your having an opinion means you have no opinion.

The above statement is incorrect.

2015-01-01, 03:13 AM
What a ridiculous claim! That statement is a concise and intelligent summary of the situation, and is so wonderfully eloquent that crowds of strangers gather around my computer screen whenever it displays the statement, to weep softly and sing hymns of praise.

This statement is a lie.

2015-01-01, 01:50 PM
I disagree! This statement is both a lie and not a lie at the same time. Therefore, it is also not a lie. And something that isn't a lie can't be a lie, can it? So your statement is clearly incorrect.

You shouldn't attack the darkness.

2015-01-01, 03:33 PM
Come off it. Casting Magic Missile at the darkness is a tried-and-true Tabletop RPG strategy!

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.

2015-01-06, 04:21 AM
I disagree, not only is two as bad as one, but zero doesn't even have himself!

I know that you should never let a dragon with snoring problems sleep in your wooden house

2015-01-07, 07:55 AM
Wrong! Is there no love for the ice-, electricity-, poison-, or even negative energy-breathing dragons?

42342350980 is a number.

2015-01-11, 02:55 PM
Only in the decimal system or a system with more numerals. In trinary, for instance, it's mostly a string of meaningless symbols.

The length of a wave is inversely proportional to its frequency.

2015-01-15, 03:50 AM
I think, instead, that the length of a wave is directly proportional to its gnarliness. Hang ten, Dude!

It's been frickin' cold here this week.

2015-01-15, 01:39 PM
I disagree! Peter the Purple Plutonian (who is actually from Neptune) would call this unbearably hot!

You, sir, should unmask.

2015-01-15, 07:30 PM
Absurdity! I do NOT share my true identity over the internet! (most of the time)

The version of Super Smash Bros for Wii U exists.

2015-01-17, 12:48 AM
You mean the original 1999 version (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Smash_Bros._%28video_game%29)? I don't think so.

Without the skills of programmers, this website wouldn't exist.

Targ Collective
2015-01-18, 12:00 PM
I disagree. This entire website is binary code, yet it wasn't coded in binary - they used a programming language. It is the skill of the creators of the programming language, all the way down to the binary code, that is responsible for the website. In the same way that the atom is responsible for the mass.

This sentence either is, is not, or has some kind of partial existence - and it is the observer that defines this.

2015-01-18, 02:23 PM
Language is defined not by the individual but by the collective, therefore it is not the observer who decides upon the existence of a sentence but the consensus of society.

TPBM exist.

2015-01-18, 03:50 PM
The Poster Behind You does not exist at all. I do, however.

Captain Marvel's transformation can only be brought about by lightning.

@V: Saying "SHAZAM!" causes the lightning, which causes Captain Marvel's transformation.

2015-01-18, 04:29 PM
I thought he transformed by saying "Shazam!"?

Two posts ago, three for The Person BELOW Me, it would have been hilarious if the statement actually was "TPAM" because as it's the start of a new page, there IS no one above that post.

2015-02-05, 11:55 PM
Ah, but the person ahead of that post does exist, his name is Dudeons, can't you see?

Seatbelts save lives.

2015-03-03, 03:13 AM
I bet you thought you had finally stumbled upon an irrefutable truth, but I must burst your bubble. It is not, in fact, the seat belt which does the life-saving, but the mechanism which causes it to lock in place upon impact.

Chlorophyll, in sufficient quantities, causes plant cells to appear green.

2015-03-03, 01:15 PM
There are various types of chlorophyll, such as red chlorophyll (chlorophyll d) found in deep sea plants. Only chlorophyll a and b give plants their green color the other varieties give various plants and bacteria other colors such as brown or red.

Water is pulled up through the xylem with a system dependent upon water's adhesive and cohesive properties.

2015-03-03, 01:42 PM
Balderdash! Pressure differences also play an important role!


Targ Collective
2015-03-03, 08:41 PM


2015-03-03, 09:25 PM
I refuse to choose! Give me A AND Not A! And Other for good measure as well!

Leonard Nimoy is dead...

2015-03-03, 09:30 PM

He will live on in the hearts of his fans, the influence of his life upon both subcultures and science, and the legend which was the man.

Lheticus made me sad.

Targ Collective
2015-03-04, 01:46 AM
No, he caused you to take joy in the life of Leonard Nimoy. (No three post rule anymore, please inform if this is bad ettiquette on this thread.)


2015-03-04, 12:29 PM
No, 2B OR (NOT 2B), That is the question.

It seems that using logic to make an obviously true statement ended up only making a mess.

2015-03-04, 01:30 PM
Who's thread are you calling a mess?!

I just used the incorrect form of who's/whose.

2015-03-04, 04:25 PM
No. Your sentence could have been read as 'Who is thread, my dear 'are you calling a mess'?' Of course, that would imply there exist people foolish enough to call their kids 'thread' and 'are you calling a mess'.

Cogito ergo sum.

2015-03-09, 11:41 PM
Madness! It could be someone else's thoughts that pretend that you are thinking them! It is far too generous a statement.

I am positive that the Oots cast will eventually defeat Xykon.

2015-03-10, 11:42 AM
Negatory. They will actually befriend him, and the last 50 comics or so will be a surprisingly effective musical number, given that music doesn't ordinarily lend itself well to reproduction in a medium without sound.

Dude! I'm using the internet!

2015-03-10, 01:06 PM
Nope. Chances are, you're using an electronic device which is accessing the internet. I doubt you have enough bandwidth to access all of the internet at once, so you're being vague there. Also, you're assuming I'm a dude. Self-loathing feminism, ACTIVATE!

Without a pit of molten steel, a T-800 could never defeat a T-1000.

2015-03-10, 01:10 PM
I disagree! It could be a pit of molten ROCK.

There should be more forum games.

2015-03-10, 01:42 PM
I've already made two new games and now you want MORE?! How dare you?!

I have a deep distaste for "oom-pah" music.

2015-03-10, 02:18 PM
A laughable claim, Mr. Lheticus. As Oompas work in a chocolate factory, everything they create tastes like chocolate. To say that you have a distaste for their music is to say that you have a distaste for chocolate, which is self-evident to be the tastiest taste in all of tastiness!


2015-03-10, 02:22 PM
Two points of contention there, Lheticus. I believe you meant to say "LOATHING" rather than distaste. :smallbiggrin:
Also, the compositions in question are likely better identified as "oom-pah-PAH" music.

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence in Standard American English.

D'oh! Ninja'd by Trevortni!

2015-03-10, 02:23 PM
Well maybe I had to violate the 3 post rule, but I think this speaks for itself.


2015-03-10, 02:29 PM
Nah, Neli42 just made it that much more hilarious.

Which I think stands as both a reply and a statement to TPBM, 3-post rule notwithstanding.

@V: Well, I can't argue with that. Ummm, because of the 3-post rule. Totally.

2015-03-10, 05:57 PM
In and of itself it would not, you'd need a second message stating that it did. At which point it could be responded to that as whether something is funny or not is subjective it cannot be an objective truth, and I for one think it would have been funnier were it not for the ninja.

I should shut up.

2015-03-10, 06:46 PM
Actually, I find that sort of verbosity refreshing in a forum game like this.

A new comic page came out today. (The day this message was posted)

2015-03-10, 07:03 PM
Comics can't talk, so they have a hard time coming out of the closet. Or being in it. Or being gay. Whatever.

I am that I am.

2015-03-10, 07:11 PM
Oooh, that gets kind of close to talking about religion, doesn't it?

I yam what I yam.

2015-03-10, 07:45 PM
Yam is not a verb therefore you cannot yam something therefore you cannot yam what you yam.

Warehouse 13 was a SyFy show.

2015-03-10, 08:32 PM
Actually, Warehouse 13 is where I store the bodies. Don't know what warehouse you're talking about.

Vaarsuvius uses large words in his/her dialogue.

2015-03-10, 10:09 PM
I don't think so. seems to me like the font Vaarsuvius uses is normal-sized. :smallconfused:

The gnomes of Tinkertown are the cutest thing.

Silent Justice
2015-03-10, 10:11 PM
No, Mr. Scruffy is the cutest thing. Get it right.

Belkar enjoys murder.

2015-03-11, 11:43 AM
No, he really doesn't seem to care much about a large group of crows at all.

He'd probably kill them all anyway.

Targ Collective
2015-03-12, 07:02 AM
Belkar is faking character growth and quite possibly having genuine character growth; murdering a bunch of crows probably precludes that.

If this sentence were read as sound, that sound would be a waveform (and note: flat waves do exist, although by the nature of things communicating with flat waves needs multiple resonant harmonics).

2015-03-12, 06:47 PM
Stop trying to confuse everyone with your New Age mumbo-jumbo dangit!

Daylight Savings Time began on March 8 2015, 2 AM in the United States of America this year.

2015-03-13, 11:26 PM
Unless you live in Hawaii or most of Arizona, then it's still standard time all year round.

Strong Nuclear Force holds quarks together.

2015-03-13, 11:54 PM
Lies! Quarks only respond to latinum and threats from Odos!

SwiftKey is really getting on my nerves.

@V: SwiftKey is the keyboard on my phone, that is not doing nearly as good a job predicting my swipes as it claimed.

2015-03-14, 10:25 AM
I doubt your nerves are strong enough to support a human being, notwithstanding that you probably do not know Swiftkey's location.

Most people, when questioned if they want to be instanteously teleported into the sun's core, would answer 'no'.

2015-03-14, 12:16 PM
I would hope EVERYONE wouldn't want to be teleported into the sun's core.

That response I just gave in this post was way too easy to come up with.

2015-03-15, 12:31 AM
I've seen easier responses.

Vaccines are safe.

2015-03-15, 12:33 PM
Not at all! There exists the possibility that the nurse administering the vaccine could have a previously undetected condition leading to a seizure while the needle is in your arm, ripping your arm open and inflicting massive wounds all over your body before the seizure can be controlled and you can be gotten to safety. Or maybe the nurse is some kind of psychopath and replaced all the vaccines with a slow-acting poison. Are you absolutely certain they're only using the needles for one person? Or maybe the Illuminati have taken control of the....

Umm - You probably don't want to show that line of reasoning to your children before you take them to get their vaccinations....

Also, vaccines caused 9/11....

2015-03-15, 12:43 PM
It was clearly the Loch Ness Monster, whaddya talking about?

It is possible to build a seagoing ship out of hobgoblin corpses.

2015-03-15, 01:42 PM
What?! Now that's just ridiculous. When did they even do that in the comic! I don't think they did!

Blargen fejibble nohip.

Silent Justice
2015-03-15, 02:23 PM
That's not even a statement!

You are browsing this thread.

2015-03-15, 04:48 PM
Nonsense. I am replying to this thread.

I think the problem started when I gave a PS that could have been interpreted as a statement to the person below me, despite the fact that it didn't fit the definition of "clearly true."

2015-03-15, 05:44 PM
Problem? What problem? I don't see any problem.

Cave Story is considered by a vast majority of people who have played it to be a difficult game. Possibly all.

2015-03-15, 06:43 PM
Blargen fejibble nohip.

Anyways, Cave Story was never played by any people. All that played it were dolphins, later brainwashed into thinking they were people.

TPBM is too Zetta Slow!

2015-03-15, 06:44 PM
How can I be slow, when I was so fast I broke the 3-post rule?

I changed my avatar.

2015-03-19, 04:59 PM
Oh, Trevortni, when will you stop spouting nonsense? Your avatar didn't change, it was simply replaced by a completely different avatar.

Polydactyl cats have more than the expected number of toes on at least one paw.

2015-03-19, 06:40 PM
Ugh, AGAIN with the trying to confuse people with words even I don't know like "polydactyl"!

PTEROdactyls are cool. Even though they're technically called Pterosaurs.

2015-03-19, 07:14 PM
Incorrect. Pterodactyls are a genus of pterosaur - the words are not equivalent. There are many, many genera of pterosaurs. Others include pteranodons, Ornithocheirus, and Aerodactylus (yes like the Pokemon).

My avatar depicts a green-skinned being.

2015-03-19, 07:20 PM
Heh. Green-skinned. Riiiiiight. You realize you forgot to put makeup on your arms and legs? They are very clearly black.

Strawberries are yummy.

2015-04-13, 11:40 AM
Only when dipped in chocolate, otherwise I prefer eating chocolate.

Gnomish Wanderer
2015-04-13, 11:24 PM
I disagree, since if you'd rather eat chocolate, that means you'd have the chocolate to dip the strawberries in, so you could just eat chocolate-covered strawberries instead!

Answers often follow questions.

2015-04-14, 05:47 AM
Depends on what you mean by answer. Lots of times when I ask questions, the responses I get are too inadequate to be called an "answer" in my view.

Smartphones have the ability to connect to the internet.

2015-04-14, 02:18 PM
That is not a blanket statement, as several steps must be taken. First, one has to overcome every temptation to destroy the phone, the internet, and/or the world. Then one has to find a valid wi-fi network. And even then some sites compromise the phone.

Getting torn apart so slowly that you are awake for all of it is painful.

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2015-04-14, 06:07 PM
I disagree! You could have taken some really strong painkillers!

Vanilla chips are better than chocolate chips.

Gnomish Wanderer
2015-04-14, 08:45 PM
I disagree! Better is subjective.

Reality is an illusion.

2015-04-14, 09:06 PM
Illusion or not, reality is what we make of it.

Poker is a card game.

2015-04-15, 07:22 PM
I disagree, it's a game of wit

Pathfinder is fake D&D

2015-04-17, 12:02 AM
Given it uses the same core rules, it essentially IS D&D.

Being constantly bombarded with midterms is tantamount to torture. :smallfurious:

Gnomish Wanderer
2015-04-17, 04:15 PM
I disagree; while stressful, you know the state of finals is temporary.

Thinking in 4 dimensions can be headache-inducing.

2015-04-17, 04:38 PM
That's just because you haven't tried seventeen.

Mother Goose Club is a kids' show.

2015-04-17, 05:52 PM
I disagree, it's also for the young at heart

Bayer is the only pain medicine to take

2015-04-19, 01:57 PM
I disagree, it's also for the young at heart

Bayer is the only pain medicine to take

Untrue. It can also be given to people.

Xihirli is a liar.

2015-04-19, 03:45 PM
Balderdash! No liar would admit to being a liar!

Paradoxes can be annoying.

2015-04-19, 05:16 PM
How could paradoxes be annoying when I went back in time to redefine paradoxes as things that lack annoyance.

There is no way to bake a cake with only red onions and your your left thumb.

2015-04-19, 06:34 PM
Perhaps if the cake were a meat pie and needed onions?

Scarves are useful all year long

2015-04-19, 06:48 PM
Perhaps if the cake were a meat pie and needed onions?

Scarves are useful all year long

Not on Venus. The year is shorter there.

In ten years, a decade will have passed.

2015-04-19, 08:34 PM
Dear sir, the turn of the decade is at this point in FIVE years.

The words golf, gangrene, Google, and gasket all have "g" as their first letter.

2015-04-19, 10:08 PM
No, Google has a "G" as the first letter, not a "g" as you so impetuously claim.

I love spicy food.

2015-04-20, 05:00 PM
I disagree, it doesn't agree at all

I love chocolate and it's good for me

2015-04-20, 07:13 PM
You hate chocolate because it's good for you.

TPBM disagrees with this statement.

2015-04-20, 08:24 PM
What did I JUST tell you people about paradoxes?! >_<

If Donald Duck and Daffy Duck were in the same cartoon, they would be a pair of ducks.

2015-04-20, 08:31 PM
Sadly, Donald's heart belongs to Daisy. The pair can never come.

Paradoxes could be awesome.

2015-04-20, 11:57 PM
But if you forget to patch them with the appropriate cards, you can never get home.

Chrononauts is an awesome game.

Gnomish Wanderer
2015-04-21, 04:10 PM
Eh, it's really derivative of Fluxx.

Life is Strange

2015-04-21, 04:39 PM
Are you claiming Dr. Strange is love, Dr. Strange is life?! Preposterous!

Bushiroad makes card games.

2015-04-22, 06:56 PM
Bushiroad also makes things out of cardboard

John Barrowman is attracted to everyone

2015-04-23, 05:13 PM
...Not me. :smalleek:

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.

Targ Collective
2015-04-23, 07:45 PM
Interesting. Let's analyse this statement.

First one must have a conception of infinity. Infinity requires constant progression, although regression can be a part of that progression. However, for the sake of simplicity we will map infinity through progression.

Observe a simple kind of infinity, the 'diminishing returns of comparative difference' infinity. Let us say I am -49 and my mother is one. (These are just examples.) Next year I will be -48 and my mother will be two. As we progressively map these number lines we will observe there will be a point I reach where I become half my mother's age (from many times less, through direct numerical comparison). Tricks with numbers like this show us that passing through zero - the only indivisible number - gives us a picture of *infinity* as zero contains the fractal map of all possible fractals. Because it is the 'seed force' from which all numbers come.

From this we can show that, while I can never catch up with my mothers' age, I will get closer and closer to doing so.

If we subscribe to the theory of multiple infinities (which I, for various reasons, do not; I believe to be 'infinite' is to literally be without beginning and ending) we can postulate from this map as an example that infinity is cyclic - a circle that cycles on itself.

This model then generates from aleph zero aleph one, then aleph two, etc.

I personally subscribe to a model of infinity as a spiral, and believe that spiral mapping is the key to mapping pi. In this model numbers are 'thrown out' from the zero centre in an infinite circle, with a 'one' for each possible modifier of infinity, then a 'two' for each possible modifier for infinity, then... Whether the spiral is clockwise or counterclockwise is really not important in the measurement, what is important is that it is *progressive*. Now the entertaining thing about this is you can dualise it - you can say 'this infinity is positive' and 'this infinity is negative' and presto, you've dualised infinity - much as we do with positive and negative number lines.

What this means, in short, is that the only *absolute* number which a person can conceive of numerically is zero, an absence. Any other number would go into realms of 'there is no counting', even within the realms of variety of 'one' or 'two' - precisely which infinity of 'one' or 'two' do you mean from the ... well ... 'there is no counting' of the varieties of 'one' or 'two'?

Then there is the question of if zero exists at all. Evidently it *does* or we wouldn't be able to use in in calculations, but there's an argument that it exists as an *absence* of existence. Philosophically this is disturbing, as we have a number that represents absence - and only through that number can we find a point where number lines meet. For any number to exist at all, there has to be a zero to give it form, even conceptually... One is not zero, but without zero one would have no meaning and indeed no presence. Therefore I feel most comfortable in declaring that zero is the source of the form of numbers, while not necessarily following the rules the other numbers follow - for example, zero is a number that is not positive or negative but has qualities that are attributable to both.

Zero contains everything numbers can create; indeed the mere *existence* of higher numbers is proof of this.

Zero can create without bounds; there is no limit to how high in numbers you can go.

Therefore the only possible absolute is zero and some hypothetical, unreachable infinity.

Numbers don't have to be limited to exist. The number lines go without limitation.

It has already been proven that fractals cannot be mapped fully. The mere existence of fractals proves that infinity is theoretically possible.

When one considers nested fractals, one realises that infinities can contain other infinities. Indeed, the mere presence of nested fractals *proves* infinity is not limited to one 'measure'.

How can I put this...? Scientifically, there is no limit to the shades of blue, as the waveform of light can be infinitely subdivided.

So explain green.

The only way to explain the presence of green, and the presence of blue, and how they can both exist, while both being literally infinite, is to show them as nested fractals. And so it is for all hues.

So. Visualise a nested fractal of all possible hues. Assign each a number from one to whatever is at the end.

Do this, and you have a holographic map of infinity, expressed in light.

It will swiftly become apparent that this map is a *cycle* and it *grows*. Because there *is no counting* to the possible hues and *there is always more to learn*.

This is an exciting conceptual proof, as it proves even if we are in a limited 'universe bubble' where space 'curves in' on itself in a loop... there is still an outside of that bubble.

Who knows what we'll find there?

So I would argue you may assign a value to right, and a value to wrong; but you *cannot* while existent - that is, while manifest - be void. You will always be a kind of right, to someone, somewhere, even if only to yourself.

Nevertheless. Every time you say 'I don't know', in absolutist terms you are wrong, as you have at least the knowledge of the Piece of Being that you are.

Moreover, we have successfully proven here that numbers and everything they describe are *literally without end*. This means parallel realities are not only real, but *inevitable*, including the parallel realities - which numerically account for an as-yet-unmapped proportion - in which, as here, parallel travel is thought to be impossible.

This means that in some reality, somewhere you are wrong.

Now if you don't mind, I have an Improbability Drive to build. Bye!

A probability based drive is possible, but requires a governor for the probability generation.

2015-04-23, 09:41 PM
Your disagreement was such a tl;dr that I completely missed your actual statement.

There are 980 OOTS strips so far at the time of this posting.

2015-04-24, 12:46 AM
Ah - but did you count the bonus strips included in the books?

Most people sleep during their local night time.

Targ Collective
2015-04-24, 12:50 AM
Depends on the species. Depends on the planet. Depends on what 'night' or 'day' is. I can't possibly agree to these broad parameters!

Zero is a number present on every possible number line (note number *line*, not number *pattern*).

2015-04-24, 09:23 AM
Not on this number line:


Red is a color.

2015-04-24, 01:05 PM
No, Red is the greatest Pokemon trainer of all time.

People are annoying.

2015-04-24, 04:07 PM
I view the annoying as sub-human.

That said, nothing is annoying.

2015-04-24, 04:54 PM
I disagree, everything is annoying

except for chocolate, that's never annoying

2015-04-25, 07:33 AM
DARK chocolate is extremely annoying. It's not even sweet!

Chuggaaconroy is a "Let's Player."

2015-04-25, 07:37 PM

Eating people is a solution for population and starvation issues.

Targ Collective
2015-04-25, 08:05 PM
No; there are prion issues with cannibalism that make it much less of a solution. Also, ew, really dystopian.

In theory, any progressive pattern will repeat forever (and any regressive pattern will eventually implode into zero).

2015-05-23, 08:27 PM
Theories? That can't be a thing.

Reading in Greek proves that I can speak Egyptian.

Targ Collective
2015-05-23, 11:02 PM
No it doesn't. They're completely different languages!

Ultimately, in the paradigm of this game, the object is to disagree.

Therefore, we should analyse what this means.

Basically we have three possible forms of agreement if we limit ourselves to the concept of agreement or disagreement.

We can agree to agree.

We can agree to disagree.

Or we can have one agreeing and one disagreeing. To agree to differ.

It can be complicated with depth of recursion, but if you pare it down to essentials, what will be the case will always be one of these three.

And they are all agreement.


Poster Below Me.

*I agree with you.*

2015-05-24, 06:56 AM
"We should analyze what this means."

It's a freaking forum game, it's not meant for analysis! :smalltongue:

At the time of this post, the latest OOTS comic is #987 as designated by The Giant.

2015-05-27, 03:13 PM
Designated? Like a parking ticket? That's just ridiculous.

Drow court systems will now be brought up in several threads because I made another popular thing!

2015-05-27, 03:15 PM
Drow don't have courts. I should know. I'm a chimera.

Life is like a grapefruit.

2015-05-27, 05:33 PM
Actually, life is literally nothing like a grapefruit.

I'm typing on a keyboard right now.


VV I'm pretty sure you didn't invent the concept of mindlessly disagreeing with people, or even the concept of generally disagreeing with people.

2015-05-27, 07:04 PM
No, but you WERE typing on a keyboard to send that.

I freaking INVENTED the game we're playing in this thread.

2015-05-27, 09:11 PM
No. That's not true. That's impossible.


The Empire Strikes Back was the best Star Wars movie.

2015-05-27, 09:26 PM
No. That's not true. That's impossible.


The Empire Strikes Back was the best Star Wars movie.

Oh yeah there's so many wonderful moments! Like Luke nearly getting eaten by a yeti. Or like Luke seeing his own decaptitated head beneath Darth Vader's mask. Or Han Solo being tortured by Darth Vader after being sold down the river by his "best friend". Or Han Solo being frozen in carbonite and shipped off to be Jabba's wall decor. Or Luke getting his butt kicked in a straight up fight with Vader, before having his hand chopped off and having Vader claim to be his father. Oh yeah, there's just so much to love.

You want an undeniable fact? The Phantom Menace is the worst Star Wars movie.


VV Clearly spoken by someone who's never read any fanfiction. For pity's sake, there's one of Snape getting it on with the Teletubbies.

2015-05-27, 11:14 PM
You want terribad Star Wars movies? Check out the Star Wars Holiday Special, or the Ewok movies. Actually, don't, for the sake of your own sanity.

Everything's a better love story than Twilight.

2015-05-28, 06:47 PM
Nope, Fifty Shades of Grey actually broke the record, at least by the metric of love stories.

I am a human being, not an explosive device with a timer.

2015-05-28, 07:47 PM
Human beings are explosive devices with timers. You pathetic mortals...

I was a lawyer in a Drow court before I moved on to Battlemaging. The court house was also where I learned to use my scimitars. The state passed some budget cuts, the prosecutor was also the executioner. And could end the trial whenever.

2015-05-28, 08:32 PM
I'm like 99.9% positive that it's your character (not you) who is the drow lawyer.

Anyway, I'm male.

EDIT: VV Not exactly. "Gender" is a fact of one's ability to reproduce and further the species; sexual orientation is definitely a social construct, but that doesn't invalidate gender as a scientific fact of who and what you are.

2015-06-11, 12:36 AM
Gender is a meaningless social construct.

I have a gender.

2015-06-12, 05:02 AM
Nice try, bot.

In space, no one can hear you scream.

2015-06-12, 12:25 PM
Everything is in space. We're in space RIGHT NOW. No matter where I am, I'm in space. That means that as long as there is a lifeform withing screaming distance, you are wrong.

This sentence is true!

Targ Collective
2015-06-12, 03:31 PM
It needs proof. Under what basis? I respectfully disagree; the statement does not make it so.

I agree with you, PBM, so long as the agreement allows me to agree; if it does not I still agree, even if you disagree.

2015-06-13, 09:24 AM
Stop trying to cheat! :smalltongue:

Targ Collective is SO not going to stop trying to cheat. :smallfrown:

2015-06-14, 10:52 PM
Eventually, Targ will do one of the following: a) Die which would will include a cessation of cheating, or b) ascend to a higher plane of reality and thought. At this point, I think Targ will no longer be cheating at silly forum games. So, yes, Targ will stop trying to cheat eventually.

TPBM exists.

2015-06-14, 11:22 PM
The ELF below you. More specifically, Drow. Never forget that.
So what if you said "person" and not "human?"

Build a dwarf a fire, warm the stubby fool for a night. Set a dwarf on fire, and warm the pathetic non-drow for the rest of whatever life may be left.

2015-06-15, 04:45 PM
I refuse.

If you're trying to watch clouds move, it helps to be very, very still.

Targ Collective
2015-06-16, 11:44 AM
Eventually, Targ will do one of the following: a) Die which would will include a cessation of cheating, or b) ascend to a higher plane of reality and thought. At this point, I think Targ will no longer be cheating at silly forum games. So, yes, Targ will stop trying to cheat eventually.

TPBM exists.

This is an aside. I ascended to that higher plane of reality and thought long ago. But the joke is, I stayed here at the same time - I didn't have to leave this reality to do so.

I guess I'd better participate.

Actually, in certain storm conditions, or at higher altitudes, that isn't neccessary.

Every part of a hologram contains the whole hologram within it, however subdivided; any evidence to the contrary is delusions brought about by filtering parts of the whole out. This can readily be proven by splitting holographic plates - every subdivision contains the whole image. Science cannot yet explain *how* - we need Unified Field theory for that - but the evidence is clearly there. And if you don't understand this, then you're not informed enough to even know what disagreement to it means.

2015-06-17, 12:19 PM
Failure to be informed enough to disagree never stopped me from doing so before.

...Also, if this counts as a HIGHER plane, I do NOT want to see the lower planes.

I need to spend more time in meatspace.

2015-06-17, 02:06 PM
Oh... I ate all the meat. Sorry.

I know what I'm doing!

2015-06-18, 06:55 AM
...Says the guy who keeps stabbing himself in other threads.

Yorkshire English accents are awesome.

Targ Collective
2015-06-18, 08:40 PM
That is a subjective statement, and I disagree with it.

In a base one math system, all math boils down to '1 is'.

2015-06-20, 12:36 AM
Well, no. The statement "One is" is more philosophical than mathematical anyway. It is the statement that the number one, or the concept of it, exists, which while relating to numbers isn't reaaally mathematical. Mathematically the closest thing I can think of is 1=1. And even in base one, which is just an unary numeral system essentially based on tally marks, you can do mathematics just as effectively.It's all about place markers and values. While in, say, binary, 010 is equivalent to 10, in base one 00 would not be equal to 0. Typically, in place of using the numeral 0, you would use line marks. ||||, for example. So no, base one does not boil done to "One is." In fact, one is is not a valid mathematical statement at all. Try expressing it numerically. "1=" doesn't work. "1=1" would be "One is one". I can't see a way to numerically represent it. It is a statement about the existence of the number one, not a mathematical statement about any of its qualities, which is essentially what mathematics is- making connections and statements about numbers and their relationships.

...I think way too much about mathematics, philosophy and history for someone my age.

2015-06-20, 12:38 AM
There is no "too much." Like Meteor Swarms and Scimitars.

Many of my lines are references to 8-bit theatre, the Giant, and (now) Irregular Webcomic!

2015-06-20, 08:05 AM
Saying "Meteor Swarm" doesn't count as an OOTS reference. :smallyuk:

The name "E3" is short for "Electronic Entertainment Expo."

Targ Collective
2015-06-20, 02:53 PM
I disagree, with a real life example this time. It stands for Essential Evolutionary Encodements.

If you disagree, I agree; if you agree, I agree; if you are undecided, I agree. Therefore I agree with you.

2015-06-21, 12:25 PM
You left out a fourth choice, which is to point out that you made three separate statements - each inconsistent with the others, as well as this one.

The Sun is hot.

2015-06-22, 10:48 AM
While this galaxy's sun is hot, the Yemshar V sun is actually a mass of ice.

The webcomic Order of the Stick is frequently humorous.

2015-06-22, 11:06 AM
Until Cerberus attacked, sure.

I feel dirty even joking about that.

2015-06-22, 12:01 PM
You're feeling dirty about the wrong thing, you SHOULD feel dirty about misspelling "Cerebus".

The term Cerebus Syndrome was coined from the Cerebus the Aardvark comic.

2015-06-23, 09:38 AM
I disagree! Friend Computer never said that.

Stars are mainly composed of hydrogen and helium.

2015-06-23, 10:16 PM
I challenge the pseudoscience you peddle, squire! Stars such as Beyonce are composed primarily of carbon!

My GitP username is OMG PONIES.

2015-06-24, 11:40 AM
Gitpah? What in Lolth's name is that? You can't have anything in Gitpah, let alone a new name.
I just used Genre Blindness as a weapon. Aha! Also, Meteor Swarm.

Lolth is the patron deity of the drow. She supports Chronic Backstabbing Disorder.

2015-06-24, 05:14 PM
I disagree, from a safe distance. That behavior can't really be a "disorder" when it's the foundation of drow civilization; the established order; society's way of doing things; how the Man Drow keeps you down.

Once upon a time, Susanna Clarke wrote a book called Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell.

2015-07-05, 04:38 PM
I disagree. I have never heard of that book.

This sentence has five words.

2015-07-05, 05:47 PM
"This sentence" only has two words.

That response just now was too easy.

2015-07-10, 05:29 AM
Actually, if you analyze the cost of the time spent versus the benefit gained, you'll find that most experts agree precisely the correct amount of effort was expended. Thus, that response--rather than being "too easy" as you so fallaciously state--was just easy enough.

One of the things I require to live is oxygen.

2015-07-10, 07:57 AM
All my other pony friends assure me that they only need rainbows and happiness. I don't think you're doing it right.

I am Stupid Evil.

2015-07-12, 09:37 AM
Nonsense. TPAY/TPBY is just a prefix here, not part of the actual thread title.

The binary number 1101 would be written as 11 in the dozenal system.

2015-07-19, 09:54 PM
Well, that's just straight up silly. There's no such thing as the "dozenal" number system. Now the duodecimal system would be another matter entirely.

The smell of freshly cut grass is due to a chemical distress signal sent by the plant.

2015-07-19, 10:37 PM
Don't be insane. Grasses, just like all other living things, enjoy being cut and disemboweled.

I have problems.

2015-07-20, 01:16 AM
From what I've seen, you have solutions. Granted, your solution is usually to stab something, but somebody so full of such perfect solutions can't have problems.

Coke is better than Pepsi, but that doesn't make Coke good.

2015-07-20, 01:35 PM
Aha! Pepsi IS good. So by the transitive property, if Coke is better than Pepsi, than Coke must be at a minimum also good.

I forgot to actually make a statement when I first posted this, and so had to edit.

2015-07-20, 07:59 PM
I don't think you forgot; it seems like you intentionally left it out so you'd have to go back and edit.

I'm barfing rainbows.

2015-07-20, 09:23 PM
We meant to tell you earlier. That's... not a rainbow.
Don't... don't ask what it actually is. There are some things Pony was never meant to know.

Knowledge sucks.

2015-07-21, 09:09 AM
Knowledge has no lips, suckers, or other body parts, being a metaphysical concept. Sucking would therefore be very difficult for it.

There is wisdom that is woe.

2015-07-23, 10:36 AM
I disagree. There is no wisdom. Wisdom is meaningless. Wisdom is everyone's dump stat.

I eat with my mouth.

2015-07-23, 05:48 PM
Actually no, you eat with your hands, usually holding utensils such as a knife and fork or sometimes a spoon, but not if there's pizza involved.

Storing data on magnetic tape is an obsolete technology.

2015-07-23, 06:41 PM
Magnetic tape? That's not a thing and never has been, freak.


I... I think I have to hate you now.

2015-07-23, 07:23 PM
That crappy LEGO spinoff that shouldn't even have been a thing in the first place?

With fifteen games and presumably counting in the main series alone, the name "Final" Fantasy is a blatant misnomer at this point.

2015-07-23, 11:24 PM
Um no. There's a pretty clear numerical subsystem indicating that all are smaller parts of the one large metafantasy. Sorry your pedestrian mind is too simple to comprehend it.

My vacation starts now. @AvatarVecna: sad but true! and Thanks. :smallbiggrin:

2015-07-24, 12:33 AM
Vacations are a lie, because the whole time you're trying to avoid working, all you're doing is thinking about either all the work you'll have to do when you get back or the morons who are ruining things while you're gone. By the way, happy vacation!

Billiards is a fun game.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-24, 11:26 AM
Like heck it is! The whole time you just nudge numbered spheres into a hole with a really impractical pointy stick. At least in snooker you do that with the drama of the two players who combine munchkin-trollery with applied geometry to strategically screw each other over.

A large majority of earth's human population care about money, and/or want lots of it.

2015-07-24, 11:33 AM
People only THINK they care about the money itself. What they really care about is what the money could provide them, commonly a non destitute standard of living or financial security--the freedom from worry about where the money for the next bill will come from. It's such a pervasive delusion that it's honestly very hard to distinguish, so you can't be blamed for thinking that.

Opinions are not facts.

2015-07-24, 11:54 AM
Pfft. That's stupid. I can prove it: It is my opinion that it is stupid.

Skeletons are wholly vestigial. Everyone knows that.

2015-07-25, 09:49 AM
No, clearly we evolved to have skeletons to protect us from those evil robots LOVE THE ROBOT OVERLORDS.


2015-07-25, 12:09 PM

It's a known fact that Earth has been struck by meteors many times in its history. Just ask the dinosaurs.

2015-08-02, 08:13 PM
Dinosaurs? Don't be silly, they only exist in cartoons and museums made up by The Man to stop us from digging into the ground to find gold!

Gold is a metal.

2015-08-02, 10:55 PM
I'm pretty sure Tracey Gold is a person, not an object.

Drinking milk makes your bones stronger.

2015-08-02, 11:46 PM
Bah, everyone knows you get much better results from ingesting pure calcium.

Giraffes have especially strong hearts.

2015-08-03, 03:39 PM
Nope, they feel just as squishy as most of the other ones. I've tried crushing dozens of them as compared to human, cow, and lizard hearts and there's not much difference when size is taken into account as far as resistance goes.

I'm horrible.

2015-08-03, 05:41 PM
Awwww, you're not that bad.

Houseplants need water to survive.

2015-08-03, 07:28 PM
Not the plastic ones.

Xihirli got a bum rap recently, and I feel for him.

2015-08-03, 08:07 PM
*leaps from behind AvatarVecna* AHA! This portable polygraph says otherwise! Now, if I could only figure out which half is false...

Sound vibrates.

2015-08-04, 03:16 AM
No. The medium carrying the sound vibrates.

The United Kingdom is a country.

2015-08-04, 06:06 AM
The United Kingdom is actually a conglomeration of countries--England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. The technical term is apparently "sovereign state."

The new Fantastic Four movie actually looks like it'll be good.

2015-08-04, 06:17 AM
Could be? Sure. Will be? No way to be sure yet. I'm actually thinking it's not gonna be good, but a part of me hopes it will be.

Lloyd is dead.

2015-08-04, 08:34 AM
Hardly! All we have to do is create a new game and he will return!

The game of Werewolf includes a mechanic for lynching people.

2015-08-04, 08:51 AM
Actually, the mechanic is there to fix our broken machines.

Bread is made of dough.

2015-08-04, 03:50 PM
Not dough alone. There's also yeast.

Lies aren't true, so there's no reason for anyone to tell them.

2015-08-04, 04:51 PM
Oh, but there are plenty of reasons to tell people things that are untrue. That's why my mommy told me about Santa Claus and said I could be President one day. If she had told me the truth, I'd have embraced my role of slack-jawed underachiever much earlier in life, leading me to set an even lower bar for myself than I already do. So thanks, Mom!

Every living person had, at one point in time, a mother.

2015-08-04, 05:25 PM
While forum rules forbid me from linking to it (due to the comic's general and this specific comic's NSFW nature), there is a pair of Oglaf comics where a Barbarian Warlord has kept his line free of what he refers to as "female taint"; every son was born from two fathers...until his wife!husband gave birth to a daughter. Incidentally, he tossed his daughter into a pit of wolves to rid his family line of estrogen, only for her to show how little she had by tearing the wolves limb from limb. With manly tears of joy, he proudly proclaimed "truly, she is my son!" So yeah, no real mother. Oh, and there's probably some sort of hermaphrodite species that reproduces asexually or something, but I prefer my first example.

Anyway, did you know that more humans have died on Earth than on the surface of the Sun? True story.

2015-08-04, 09:46 PM
That's a lie. You're a liar. http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/07/01/episode-1011-better-than-l2/

I quote 8-Bit Theater a lot.

2015-08-04, 10:19 PM
Preposterous! There is no such thing as quoting. Anything anyone says is completely original!

Han shot first first.

2015-08-05, 02:28 AM
Of course not! What of the clone-rebel battle in the movie's opening? Were no shots fired there? Do I have to believe all blasters in the known universe mysteriously ceased fire until Han Solo shot? Ridiculous!

The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

2015-08-05, 10:21 AM
Not at all! If I could recall all the contents of my mind, I could remember where I left my shoes!

A human being dropped onto the surface of the Sun would die.