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Xihirli
2016-06-25, 12:42 PM
Our last night together argues.

I own scimitars.

Lheticus
2016-06-25, 08:59 PM
Given how much you get stabbed, I'd more say scimitars own YOU. Ownzor, even.

I'm pretty sleepy right now. (The term "right now" having been previously established as the moment the post containing those words is posted.)

Pex
2016-06-26, 10:45 PM
Sorry, when you're sleepy you hardly look pretty.

In the Media Forum I complain too much Robbie Amell takes his shirt off in almost every tv show or movie he does.

Prince Zahn
2016-06-29, 03:14 AM
Excuse me,

You're saying that like it's wrong to complain relentlessly! I mean, how else will people get the point?

Green herbs and vegetables contain Chlorophyll.

@v a quick Google Google search says Algae contains Chlorophyll.

backwaterj
2016-06-29, 05:16 PM
What are algae? Chopped liver? Kingdomist!

Animals and fungi do not in and of themselves contain chlorophyll.

Xihirli
2016-06-29, 10:42 PM
It would be more accurate to say that they DIDN'T.

I've been busy.

Lheticus
2016-06-30, 07:23 PM
You posted in this thread just four days and 5 posts ago. Clearly you're not THAT busy.

They don't call the New 3DS "XL" for nothing.

Vivee
2016-07-02, 01:29 PM
The New 3DS is complete and utter Bulls***, it's just what the original 3ds SHOULD have had! It's not new, it's improved.

I exist, maybe!

Prince Zahn
2016-07-03, 12:18 PM
We are all but figments of Backwaterj's imagination, and even he is but a hallucination of Lheticus.


:smallsmile:

Vivee
2016-07-03, 01:13 PM
We are all but figments of Backwaterj's imagination, and even he is but a hallucination of Lheticus.


:smallsmile:


What is there to disagree with here?


I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam I Am.

Lheticus
2016-07-03, 08:08 PM
@Prince Zahn How flattering that you said I am the person that is hallucinating the guy who's hallucinating everything!

I don't know who you're talking to. Are you a crazy person?

jkhero73 is clearly a crazy person.

Black Socks
2016-07-07, 04:54 PM
He seems perfectly sane to me. Turnip koalas! They're in the walls! <crazy laugh>

I AM A GOD!!!!

Mister Tom
2016-07-07, 04:57 PM
I disagree. You are clearly several gods, and thus in violation of the terms and conditions of the message board.

I've left the bathroom light on.

Lheticus
2016-07-08, 07:22 AM
Actually, I think you'll find that...THAT WAS ME. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g)

The preceding was an Elan Approved Dramatic Reveal™.

Xihirli
2016-07-11, 03:38 PM
Elan can't approve anything if he doesn't have THUMBS!

Julius Magnus Caesar had a hard time running the gladitorial arenas after an unfortunate accident that took only his thumbs.

5a Violista
2016-07-20, 01:57 AM
Clearly I disagree: the difficulty was caused by the onset of depression which kicked in two weeks earlier. Everyone just told him to "get over it" and "woman up" and "just be happy" which isn't really how you kick depression.


It is plainly true that snakes are the best.

Prince Zahn
2016-07-20, 04:22 AM
But do they have opposable thumbs? :smalltongue: how can you be the best if you can't even play Mario Kart?

Things are made of stuff.

Mister Tom
2016-07-20, 07:02 PM
Stuff, clearly, is made from things.

It's possible to run on custard.

Lheticus
2016-07-20, 08:02 PM
I'd say any attempt to run on custard would more likely lead to success at slipping and falling on custard.

Prince Zahn and Xihirli both made posts about thumbs, Zahn's almost right after Xihirli's. Clearly they've been hiding their clandestine thumb from us all!

Xihirli
2016-07-20, 08:13 PM
Hiding? I've always shown off my thumbs. They are gorgeous.

My thumbs are better than your thumbs.

Pex
2016-07-21, 12:21 AM
You sucked your thumbs as a baby; therefore, your thumbs suck.

This thread was started by Lheticus.

Lheticus
2016-07-21, 05:16 PM
I deny everything!

In my last post, I meant to say Xihirli and Prince Zahn were concealing a clandestine thumb WAR.

Blue Ghost
2016-07-22, 06:40 PM
The theory of death of the author renders authorial intent irrelevant.

Sea anemones are sessile.

Black Socks
2016-07-22, 06:50 PM
You should know better than to use such language! Kids read this forum!

I am currently wearing a pair of black socks.

Pex
2016-07-22, 11:29 PM
You misspelled "pear", and that's a fruit to eat not something to wear.

There once was a bootleg arcade video game of Pac-Man that used Popeye's head in place of Pac-Man.

Xihirli
2016-07-23, 01:32 PM
Pac-Man? That can't be a real thing.

Snopes.com is run by evil lizard-feminists.

Mister Tom
2016-07-27, 02:09 PM
Much of morality is subjective, and technically they aren't classified as lizards because our hip joints give us an upright stance. Their hip joints I mean. Obviously. You chauvinist.

Much of morality is subjective.

ViscountGrey
2016-07-29, 10:18 AM
Hah! I spurn your subjective view of morality, it is clearly a black and white thing. Why? Because black and white are colours, and there are colours everywhere in the world. Colours, colours for everyone. Except you ensign Ricky

Not a single person currently alive, in all accepted definitions of the words "person" and "alive", was present at the Big Bang

Pex
2016-07-29, 12:32 PM
Hah! I spurn your subjective view of morality, it is clearly a black and white thing. Why? Because black and white are colours, and there are colours everywhere in the world. Colours, colours for everyone. Except you ensign Ricky

Not a single person currently alive, in all accepted definitions of the words "person" and "alive", was present at the Big Bang

Do you even watch television? The Big Bang Theory has been one of the top rated sit-coms for years.

I, personally, had never watched an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

Syldar
2016-07-29, 02:18 PM
There have been many big bangs with humans present, and the specific event with that name wasn't a bang.

Freaking ninjas!

Anyway... You have clearly seen something related to the Big Bang theory, otherwise you wouldn't know what you're talking about.

Pathfinder is based on 3.5e.

Xihirli
2016-07-29, 03:17 PM
There's no such thing as Pathfinder.

Trees are made of wood.

Pex
2016-07-29, 06:08 PM
Wood is made from trees.

Yay! That was the first time I ever ninja'd someone on these Forums.

Lheticus
2016-07-30, 07:14 AM
Sorry, looks like no one was actually ninja'ed by you.

Humanity has an immeasurable capacity for stupidity.

ViscountGrey
2016-08-01, 05:34 AM
Unfortunately, the invention of the stupid-ometer has now invalidated that statement.

A sarcasm-meter is a really good idea

Pex
2016-08-01, 12:37 PM
Yeah, right.

Han shot first.

Black Socks
2016-08-01, 03:07 PM
Technically, the first shot ever was by a Chinese person sometime in the 14th century.

Puns are the best form of humor.

Prince Zahn
2016-08-07, 04:11 AM
Nope, that's irony.

I was absent from these message board games for several days.

Lheticus
2016-08-07, 09:14 AM
Oh please. You were clearly just lurking, waiting for the right thing to respond to. I've done it several times here.

Flurglepltz mgargity! :smallfurious:

Grand Arbiter
2016-09-19, 10:02 PM
I have no idea what that means, no I will disagree and say no.


Goodnight Moon is a wonderful children's book.

Vivee
2016-09-27, 09:48 AM
Goodnight Moon is political satire! i dont know what that means i just read it somewhere



I have contemplated suicide once or twice. I'VE GOTTEN OVER IT DONT WORRY

Xihirli
2016-11-10, 08:34 PM
This board is kind of for silly things. I'd love to be an ear to you, but... I... I don't... Um.

I have no idea what to say here.

Mister Tom
2016-11-11, 06:16 PM
No, you did right.

My house has doors in.

Pex
2016-11-11, 09:54 PM
The Doors are from Great Britain. Their latest press release is dated only from February when they were in Los Angeles. I don't know where they are now, but I am quite certain they are not in your house.

I got a new computer today.

Lheticus
2016-11-15, 07:39 AM
There's no way for anyone to confirm that, so I deny it.

I've posted way too many statements in this thread that were way too hard to disagree with. :(

Xihirli
2016-11-15, 11:14 AM
Don't be silly;

I can disagree with anything.

Syldar
2016-11-15, 12:00 PM
You cannot disagree with the fact that this is a thread for disagreeing.

This is a thread for disagreeing.

Grand Arbiter
2016-11-15, 12:32 PM
I disagree. It is also a thread full of funny to brighten up a dreary day.



Feta is better than cheddar.

Pex
2016-11-15, 01:19 PM
That sounds cheesy to me.

Puns are the lowest form of humor but still funny.

Gllibird
2016-11-15, 01:47 PM
but they require both wit and will, for they are pun-ishing if executed poorly

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Mister Tom
2016-11-15, 01:52 PM
Lower than sarcasm? Slapstick? Fart gags?

This post contains an even number of words.

Grand Arbiter
2016-11-16, 07:09 PM
2-for-1 bonus round:
gllithid: I'm inclined to believe that the powerhouse of the cell is the tall, burly gent standing behind you.

Mister Tom: "words" only shows up once, and is therefore present an odd number of times.



The cakepie is a lie.

Lheticus
2016-11-17, 03:01 PM
No, the pie is in the sky.

I'm so glad this thread is active again, I thought it was gonna die!

Xihirli
2016-11-17, 09:39 PM
Thought?
That can't possibly be a real thing

Thoughts are just a figment of your imagination.

Pex
2016-11-17, 11:19 PM
Figment is a Disney failed attempt at creating a new character at Epcot in the World Of Imagination. He's still there in a smaller role than he used to have until such time they decide to start over.

The Warp Zone internet comedy troupe does entertaining acapellas.

Mister Tom
2016-11-20, 03:53 AM
The Warp Zone internet comedy troupe does entertaining acapellas.

Humour is subjective, and I've never heard of them. So they don't.

Humour is subjective.

The End
2016-11-21, 09:38 AM
Humour is subjective, and I've never heard of them. So they don't.

Humour is subjective.

Not true! Prop comedy is clearly objective.

The starship Enterprise is a far better ship than the Milennium Falcon.

Grand Arbiter
2016-11-21, 12:00 PM
Let the wookie win. You know what happens if they don't....



It is a good idea to let the wookie win.

Xihirli
2016-11-21, 12:48 PM
Unless you want a victory, sure.

Victory is more important than survival.

Lheticus
2016-11-25, 04:53 PM
There are so many ways I could disagree with that I can't even pick just one.

A genius is just a madman who succeeded, a hero is just a fool who didn't die.

Hot dang, that is an EPIC quote. I'm gonna make it my sig! Even though it's going to be disagreed with!

anotherthumb
2016-11-28, 04:11 PM
a mad man is a person who did not take his vitamins, so NO!

There such a thing that you can have enough cheseburger.

Mister Tom
2016-11-28, 04:59 PM
No, there a wardrobe, and over there a laundry basket. Neither contain a supply of cheeseburger that I can has.

If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

anotherthumb
2016-11-28, 05:47 PM
it cant be, therefore it shouldn't be, if it doesnt need to be that way, you wouldn't ahem.. outlogiced by me.

everyone knows that fishes live in water.

Turlami
2016-11-29, 07:29 PM
Rubbish! Fish die in water!

The plural of deer is deer.

Pex
2016-11-29, 07:59 PM
When there's more than one deer, we call it a herd.

The word "herd" is a homonym of "heard" of the homophone variety.

Xihirli
2016-11-29, 08:39 PM
Words aren't real.

I have a pen.

Syldar
2016-11-30, 08:55 AM
No, you have a knife in your chest for even THINKING about that video.

Often, the stupidest videos get the most views.

Grand Arbiter
2016-11-30, 09:27 AM
I disagree. Cat videos are also extremely popular.



This statement is a lie. yes, I saw that episode of Star Trek recently.

Mister Tom
2016-11-30, 01:40 PM
No, the cake is a lie.

More than one user has posted in this thread.

Pex
2016-11-30, 04:42 PM
Just this page alone there's myself, Mr. Tom, Libro, Syldar, Xirhili, Turlami, Anotherthumb, but not one person using the handlename User.

Tron fights for the Users.

Indarra
2016-11-30, 06:08 PM
That statement is true excepting the use of the present tense.

Venus was born from sea foam.

anotherthumb
2016-12-01, 03:47 AM
İt is a common mistake. She born from normal foam you know.

İ am havin' a coffee right now.

Xihirli
2016-12-01, 01:01 PM
Coffee is fake.

Like unicorns and Canada.

Markozeta
2016-12-01, 05:21 PM
$300 (http://www.mint.ca/store/coin/14karat-gold-coin-nunavut-coat-of-arms-mintage-500-2012-prod1550021#.WECiDbIrKCh) says you're completely wrong. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9IRXIF5Ak)

Now that song is stuck in your head and it will not get out for days.

Grand Arbiter
2016-12-01, 06:34 PM
No it isn't. Some of us don't follow YouTube links randomly posted in a thread.:smalltongue:


Nothing rhymes with orange.

Pex
2016-12-02, 12:28 AM
Really? You say the word "nothing" and think it rhymes with "orange"? (shakes head) What you need is an engineering tool known as an "R-hinge".

There is a word that rhymes with "purple", though not exactly in English. It is "curple", which is a Scottish word that means the hind section of a horse.

Turlami
2016-12-04, 05:52 PM
But it is exactly in English, because it has been conscripted by the English language.

Purple and Curple have the same rime.

Mister Tom
2016-12-04, 07:03 PM
Not so. A purple troll will have rime on if left in the garden overnight, whereas a curple will stay warm enough not to.

I should be less pedantic

Lheticus
2016-12-05, 08:31 PM
Nah, being super pedantic is only helpful here.

I AM getting Paper Mario Color Splash for Christmas, and nothing is going to stop me from getting it and playing it!

Markozeta
2016-12-06, 02:06 AM
I disagree quite firmly. Sure, those nothings are just evil. EVIL I tell you. But they're not into low-ball crimes like stopping you from playing your game.

2016 is almost over. Thank goodness!

thirsting
2016-12-06, 02:13 AM
You would think so, but you would be wrong thinking so. While you may soon leave 2016, 2016 will never leave you.

Bathroom breaks are for the weak-willed.

Turlami
2016-12-07, 05:53 PM
I disagree, Bathroom breaks are for those with small bladders

Tigers typically have a striped pattern of coloration, although there are exceptions.

Xihirli
2016-12-07, 09:17 PM
Exceptions prove rules, which means there can't be exceptions.

Exceptions do not prove rules.

Pex
2016-12-07, 10:44 PM
I take great exception to that.

It is possible to disagree without being disagreeable.

RPGNovice
2016-12-08, 03:06 PM
I take great exception to that.

It is possible to disagree without being disagreeable.

I disagree, people who disagree about everything would disagree with that!

A cup is most useful when it is empty.

Turlami
2016-12-08, 05:18 PM
I disagree a cup is only empty in a vacuum in which case you would be dead, and the cup of no use.

In space no-one can hear you scream.

Markozeta
2016-12-08, 05:23 PM
No, but they can hear Uranus (https://youtu.be/80Ngl2RY8sA). And to me, that's more discomforting.

In space, you cannot be saved if you catch on fire.

RPGNovice
2016-12-08, 07:04 PM
No, but they can hear Uranus (https://youtu.be/80Ngl2RY8sA). And to me, that's more discomforting.

In space, you cannot be saved if you catch on fire.

I disagree, there is no oxygen in space therefore if you where on fire you would not be in space.

You cannot escape the event horizon of a black hole.

Xihirli
2016-12-08, 09:30 PM
I can escape by going... through the black hole!

Oh, wait, no I can't. Curses.

Lheticus
2016-12-09, 08:41 AM
It depends on your definition of "escape."

By any reasonable definition of escape though, you would have to somehow be able to survive the experience.

Turlami
2016-12-12, 09:34 AM
Not true, the second dictionary definition of escape is: fail to be noticed or remembered by (someone). No mention of a need for survival

In stories escaping often leads to more trouble

Markozeta
2016-12-12, 10:26 AM
Have you seen night at the museum?

Who doesn't want more **** (Richard) Van Dyke in modern movies? (It censored the guys name?)

Xihirli
2016-12-12, 11:22 AM
No it didn't. You just typed four stars.

**** your ******* using a ******** to *********** without the ********* ******** is a poor idea.

Lheticus
2016-12-13, 08:45 AM
You're not even actually saying anything!

Coming up with things to say is hard for me sometimes.

Pex
2016-12-13, 03:03 PM
Since you're typing, that's irrelevant.

The word "relief" is really not spelled as "rolaids".

Sniccups
2016-12-29, 07:55 AM
There's at least one comic strip character who thinks that it is.

There are more XKCD comics than Order of the Stick comics.

Xihirli
2016-12-29, 12:17 PM
Comics aren't real.

Daisy Owl has been on a long hiatus.

Grand Arbiter
2017-01-01, 10:04 PM
There is no such user in the forum member list at the time of this post. :smalltongue:


This sentence is incomplete;

Lheticus
2017-01-02, 10:42 PM
Those words quite easily form a complete sentence. It's just that someone's put a semicolon where a period should go.

The semicolon is the most widely misused punctuation mark.

Pex
2017-01-03, 12:46 PM
English professors are in near civil war over the Oxford comma.

Water is wet.

The_Iron_Lord
2017-01-05, 09:52 AM
This mistaken assumption has been corrected already; clearly "wet" means there is an excess of water, because a human, despite being 70% water, is not normally considered wet, thus water, which cannot have an excess of itself, will never be wet.


We see with our eyes.

neriractor
2017-01-05, 01:57 PM
we see with our brains, the eyes are just there to pick up and relay the proper information from the environment. may be wrong on this one

love is all you need.

Lheticus
2017-01-06, 04:30 PM
Food, water, and air tend to be rather helpful in the regard of "needs."

I'm hungry (at the time of posting this.)

yuvraj1068
2017-01-07, 01:30 AM
“I disagree” is often too direct. Most English speakers use phrases that are modified to be more polite, or indirect methods to express disagreement. In this lesson, you’ll learn how to disagree without offending anyone

Xihirli
2017-01-07, 01:52 AM
Food, water, and air tend to be rather helpful in the regard of "needs."

I'm hungry (at the time of posting this.)

YOU CAN'T BE HUNGRY IF YOU DON'T HAVE A STOMACH.

You can't be hungry if you don't have a stomach.

Grand Arbiter
2017-01-07, 08:31 AM
There are incorporeal undead that beg to differ.


This statement will be disagreed with.

Lheticus
2017-01-07, 01:10 PM
Wannabe smarty-pantses who try to flummox people with paradoxes are drawn and quartered in these parts, pal.

When it comes time to make a new thread for this game, I'm adding a "no paradoxes" rule. <_<

Laughing Dog
2017-01-08, 12:39 AM
You'll probably forget, to be honest.

I'm hungry.

The_Iron_Lord
2017-01-10, 08:42 PM
That is but a meaningless, transient need of the body; in truth, you long for mental fulfillment and simply tell yourself that lie.


The concept of Darkness cannot be conceived of without the concept of Light.

Xihirli
2017-01-10, 09:51 PM
Have you MET a drow?

Darkness doesn't need light.

thirsting
2017-01-11, 02:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU

People engaging in small talk are not actually saying anything, nor are they even really listening to each other.
-_-

Lheticus
2017-01-13, 07:53 AM
That makes no sense. I mean, if words are coming out of someone's mouth, they're saying something right?

As an aside if it wasn't for the game I would totally agree with you.

Laughing Dog is more like a copyCAT, saying he's hungry like five posts after I do, sheesh. :P

Laughing Dog
2017-01-13, 12:07 PM
That makes no sense. I mean, if words are coming out of someone's mouth, they're saying something right?

As an aside if it wasn't for the game I would totally agree with you.

Laughing Dog is more like a copyCAT, saying he's hungry like five posts after I do, sheesh. :P

No, I am not. I hadn't actually read that far above until after I had posted. I just was lazy and didn't bother editing to something else. Sorry!

Iron is the primary ingredient in steel.

Xanyo
2017-01-16, 06:44 PM
We aren't cooking here! Iron is the base for the alloy steel, but it most certainly is not the primary ingredient.



The chemical composition of steel is 60-99% iron and 1-2% carbon, as well as 0-39% of whatever the heck your furnace is made out of.

Grand Arbiter
2017-02-03, 04:38 PM
No, it's obviously composed of whatever I've stolen.:smalltongue:



You should ignore the lunatic creeping up behind you as you read this sentence.
made you look

Lheticus
2017-02-04, 10:18 PM
I can ignore him or not just as I like. I mean, it's just that guy who lives in my head so it's not like he can do anything to me physically.

I have more weird thoughts when I'm sleepy than when I'm wide awake.