Trog's Tavern CXLV

[Lykan]

The girls stop fighting, and look up

This moron chaged us!

It was NOT my fault!

[Wukei]

Falon glares at them both. Stop it...you're making me look bad.

[wxdruid]

Rain shrugs and breathes lightning at Aramir.

[Kyrian]

Aramir shivers as the lightning hits him, and purrs at Rain.

[puss in boots]

Kerra apears suddenly in a puff of black smoke, wich forms a chair that she sits in. A black cat looks with intelligent eyes from her lap.

[Lykan]

They both stand up and stand at attention

Sorry.

Sorry.

Deme falls forewards, catching herself before her face hits the ground

Gah... My balance is off...

[Wukei]

Falon's face is neutral as she states, Welcome ot the world of boobs.

[puss in boots]

Shadow yawns. Get me a milk please Kerrrra.Kerra smile and gets her one.

[Lykan]

Antony's mouth twitches slightly as she looks down, and sighs. Deme gets back up and grumbles.

Our clothes don't fit anymore, either. I got an unwanted look at something of Antony's that I wish I didn't when his pants fell down.

[McBish]

Eric looks up at Fallon's words and raises an eye brow.

[wxdruid]

Rain purrs back and walks forward to brush her body against his.

[puss in boots]

Kerra goes upstairs. Shadow decideds to stay there for a while.

[Wukei]

Fallon shakes her head. How do you reverse it?

[Kyrian]

{cat} Home?

[wxdruid]

{cat} Yes.

[Lykan]

We have to get someone of incredible magic power... Even then, the chances are low.

Antony bites her lip, smiling slightly

Don't like having sisters?

[McBish]

Eric shakes his head and looks up at the ceiling.

[Kyrian]

Aramir licks Rain's cheek, and shadow jumps them home.

[puss in boots]

Shadow (Kerra's black kitten) races over to wxdruid and says Hello.She races around in a circle a few times then falls in a heap on the ground grinning up at you.

[Wukei]

Falon shakes her head. Not when they're supposed to be male.

[Chaotic Bob]

Chaotic Bob suddenly has a large urge to scratch his head, as he attempts to do so the crystallization of his body shows itself to be annoying. He tries to ignore it, but itches tend to get worse as they are ignored and he fails miserably.
THE AGONY OF THIS TORTURE IS UNBEARABLE! THE ITCH! THE HORRIBLE ITCH!

[Lykan]

Antony snickers, as she watches Deme try to push her boobs ack into her chest.

Well, I suggest you avoid Miss Wukei's agency for awhile, then.

[wxdruid]

((I'm sorry, but Rain just left and Gwen isn't here at the Tavern))

[Wukei]

Falon raises an eyebrow. Why?

[McBish]

Eric looks over at Bob and wonders why he is crystalized.

[Lykan]

She shrugs

Because Deme half-assed an expiriment there.

It was NOT my fault!

[Wukei]

Falon rolls her eyes and shakes her head. Just find a way to fix it.

[Lykan]

Deme grumbles

I told you how to fix it! Sheesh!

Calm down... Crazy hormones, huh?

Why the hell aren't you acting up?

That's none of your business, really.

[puss in boots]

Shadow leaves.

[Wukei]

Falong shakes her head. If you know how to fix it, then fix it!

[Chaotic Bob]

He tries to resist the temptation to free himself, he does, but he also fails.
Xumedferopequee!
His body does not decrystallize, but his head moves away and a new body forms under it. Chaotic Bob promptly falls to his knees and begins to scratch his head.
Finally...

[McBish]

Eric watches the trio with a small smile.

[Lykan]

Deme looks up, a ferocious look on her face

If you know how to alter the effects of reality, by all means, be my guest! But otherwise, I can't do anything!

Antony sighs, and grabs a beer fromo behind the counter

This is going to be a bad few days...

[Wukei]

Falon grabs Demi's boob and squeezes hard, scowling at her. Which one of us knows how to alter reality?

[McBish]

Eric tries to stop from laughing as she watches the fight.

[Lykan]

Deme grunts, grabbing the arm in return

I... Don't! .. Okay!?

Antony bites her lip and walks over next to Fallon

Stop. Please.

[Chaotic Bob]

Chaotic Bob stops scratching his head just in time to see this and he falls over sideways, laughing.

[Wukei]

Falon lets go of her 'sister,' scowling. Don't do something if you don't understand it's consequences.

[Lykan]

Deme growls

It would have gone okay if that stupid demon didn't do anything...

Antony sighs, taking a swig of beer

[Wukei]

Then you didn't prepare.

[McBish]

Eric looks over at Bob's floating head and wonders what happened there.

[Lykan]

Deme grumbles, while Antony finishes off her third beer

Fine. I didn't prepare. I screwed up everything. Now what? What can we do now? And can you quit it with the breast-pinching? It's creepy and it hurts...

Antony sighs, finishing off her fourth beer

[Chaotic Bob]

Chaotic Bob points out to Eric that his body formed a new body under it. He walks over and takes a seat next to him.
Hi. I ticked off that odd guy with the talking wings, if you're wondering what happened.

[Wukei]

Falon thinks for a moment. You can always pray at a temple for deliverance from boobs...

[McBish]

I was wondering.

[Lykan]

Deme raises an eyebrow

Is that phrase your idea of a joke?

I thought it was funny.

Shut up.

[Wukei]

Falon chuckles, Actually, I'm serious.

[Chaotic Bob]

Actually, if the guy didn't pay so much attention to tavern fights I doubt I would have annoyed him...Anyway, anyone tried to kill you lately Eric?

[McBish]

Define lately. He smirks. Not in the pass couple of days at least.

[Lykan]

Deme gives her an annoyed look.

Well, I still thought it was funny.

[Wukei]

Falon shrugs. Well isn't praying at the temple a decent answer?

[Chaotic Bob]

So you have actually had a somewhat quiet life then?
Hard to believe.
He grins and orders an Archon Ale.

[McBish]

Well I've been trying to avoid several people for awhile now. And resting a lot, still healing up.

[Lykan]

Deme grumbles

The gods are botched.

Antony finishes his 10th beer

[Wukei]

Falon frowns. Mom and Wukei are both goddesses. I'm sure you can ask one of them for help.

[Rebonack]

So you have actually had a somewhat quiet life then?
Hard to believe.
He grins and orders an Archon Ale.

On cue, the tentacles attack! Due to the fact that no one noticed the ward being activated for so long the tentacles are spiney as punishment.

[McBish]

((That was four posts so they are obviously small spikes.))

Eric groans and slashes at any tentacles that come near him with his dagger and straight razor.

[Chaotic Bob]

Chaotic Bob notices the tentacles and curses loudly.
Dammit. Being stuck in that silence spell made me lazy.
He jumps up and pulls out his bow and starts firing and dodging.

[Wukei]

Falon simply glares at the tentacles, and something about her godly powers scares them away.

[Lykan]

Deme grumbles

Wukei doesn't like me. Mom... Hasn't shown herself to me until I've met her in the flesh.

She looks up

You're lucky... Paladin... You must get to talk to her all the time.

Antony finishes off her 12th beer, and sways in her chair.

[Wukei]

She shakes her head. No...I was never able to speak to her. She didn't come to my calls...

She stays silent for a moment before clearing her throat. Well stop whining. You'd think you actually want to be female by the way you're acting.

[Lykan]

Deme growls

Not funny.

Oh yes it is.

Antony sways again, and falls out of the chair.

[McBish]

Eric kills one of the last tentacles and rubs his sore wounds on his stomach.

[Chaotic Bob]

Chaotic Bob shoots a few of the dying ones and sits back down, watching Eric.
So nothing helps those wounds then?

[Wukei]

Falon walks over to the elder of the two 'brothers' and casts 'cure poison.'

[Lykan]

Antony rights herself, giggling

Oh my gods... I'm so DRUNK!

Deme raises an eyebrow

Well. That's destined not to end well.

[McBish]

Magic doesn't do anything. They are healing though. Slowly.

[Rebonack]

The tentacles, having made their point, retreat to whatever bizarre pit running gags spawn from.

Maph'tey walks into the tavern currently thumbing through a book. The tome is entitled 'Deities of Mish-mashed Fantasy Settings'.

The Traveler glances up and notices that Bob has been freed. He also notes the fact that Bob's body is still where it was left. He finds this very odd.

Maph'tey motions at the crystalline body, causing it to suddenly be fashioned into a sizable quantity of crystal shot glasses. The mass of glasses then proceed to float over behind the counter of their own accord.

Maph'tey then takes a seat and continues to skim the book.

[Wukei]

Falon frowns at Antony. That should have sobered him...

[Lykan]

Deme shrugs

Maybe he's building up a tolerance.

Antony gets up, and wanders toward the door, giggling.

[Chaotic Bob]

Chaotic Bob notes Maph'tey's arrival with a cheery grin, shaking his head at the same time.
Poor guy doesn't seem to quite get Town yet....
So Eric, what caused these wounds in the first place? I've never seen wounds that are completely resistant to magic before.

[McBish]

A dagger of an annoyed and angry man.

[Wukei]

Falon shakes her head, sighing. Oh, yea...I saw some apartments....and if you're planning on staying in the past I thought you might like a place to stay.

[Lykan]

Antony leaves the bar, still laughing

Deme bites her lip

You're... Not? Even if we try and fix everything where it won't change our pasts?

[Chaotic Bob]

Just a dagger? Who was this guy, Ao or something? Simple weapons and people don't create super wounds like that.

[Wukei]

Falon frowns slightly. I'm not sure I should... I want to, but I have much to atone for...and seeing Mother's face...it makes it so hard...

[McBish]

I don't know if it was a normal dagger. I wasn't paying to much attention to it at that point.

[Lykan]

Deme sighs and hugs her sister

Well... you said you had trouble communicating with her before, right? Ask her what she wants you to do...

[Chaotic Bob]

So what did you do to him, try to pick his pockets?
Calmly begins to destring his bow.

[Wukei]

Falon shakes her head. This Mhina doesn't know what I've done...not really...

Mikhail walks in through the mirror and immediately spots the silver-haired Demi. She growls and rushes her, her chains clinking on her manacles. She grabs Demi by the shirt and pulls her around to face her. Fix. This. Now.

[McBish]

Who me? Don't know what your talking about. He glances at the people around the tavern.

[Lykan]

Deme grins slightly, looking down

Nice lack-of-shirt. It's very stylish.

[Wukei]

Mikhail punches Demi. Don't patronize me, bitch. I've had a very hard week and you just made it so bad I can't even come up with a word to describe it.

A friend of yours?

[Chaotic Bob]

Uh huh, fine. I forgot that you try to look respectable around people.
He starts polishing his bow.

[Lykan]

Deme grunts

Kinda.

She looks back up at Mikhail

This was your fault. You should listen to the mage when he's handling magic, hmm?

[McBish]

It's not exactly smart to go around advertising somethings to everyone. And no I didn't pick his pocket.

[Rebonack]

Maph'tey glances up at the topless Mikhail and experiences a stereotypical anime nose-bleed. He quickly pulls a handkerchief from his satchel and holds it up to his face.

[Wukei]

Mikhail shakes Demi, not noticing the 'admiration' from Maph'tey. Don't blame your fudge ups on me! You're the one messing with other peoples' stuff! What kind of person plays with a cursed item anyway?!

[Chaotic Bob]

True, so what did you do to the man? He can't have attacked you for no reason.
He finished polishing his bow and begins to look through his pockets for a new string.

[Lykan]

Deme grabs and twists Mikhail's boob, in hopes theat she will drop him

Demetrius, son of Lykan, son of Mhina, and grandson of Wukei and Hawkeye. That's who.

[McBish]

Well I had a job go sort of south. He got to good of a look at me and came after me later. I don't remember much after that.

[Wukei]

Mikhail immediately drops her, not because of the boob squeezing, but because of what she'd announced. I...see...

[Chaotic Bob]

Hmm, did your 'job' involve him and any of his possession by any chance?

[McBish]

It very well could have. Also the removal of said possession may have happened.

[Lykan]

Deme grumbles, her wrench appearing in her hand

Now, why the hell didn't you beleive me when it mattered?

[Wukei]

Because!...I didn't get a good look at your eyes that time...

[Lykan]

Deme sighs

Well... I'm sorry I didn't look at you when I was working, then.

She sits down

I think you'll need a shirt before some more jerks loose their eyeballs staring at you.

[Chaotic Bob]

I see, so said job would definately account for the attack. Perhaps you should consider joining a thieves guild or something so that you'll at least have back-up in case such a thing happens again.
He finds a string, but its attached to something and he has difficulties untangling it.

[Wukei]

She smiles, Doesn't matter. I love male attention! Besides...how would I get a shirt on around these manacles?

[McBish]

Never liked guilds. To messy.

[Lykan]

Deme raises an eyebrow, and then a look of realization commes over her face.

Oooh... Okay. But still... It's probably more fun to make them use their imagination. Come on.

She looks up at Fallon

Say... Could I get in on your clothes? Considering that I don't know how to fabricate stuff?

[Rebonack]

The Traveler manages to stem the flow of blood and stows the hanky.

"What's with all the people getting their gender switched lately?" he asks no one in particular.

[Wukei]

Falon raises an eyebrow at her 'sister.' What?

I am not wearing a shirt. I haven't worn one for a hundred years...I'm not about to start now.

(*points at Lykan* he made me switch genders...)

[Chaotic Bob]

Bah, you've just yet to find a good one. No matter the fact that most good ones fall apart anyway.... But you really do need to be careful. You make enemies like I make popcorn.
He pulls and the string flies out, sending a small spherical object soaring out of his pocket. Chaotic Bob gives it an interested look and restrings his bow, watching the sphere.

[McBish]

Don't know what your talking about. Only the real enemy I got is crazy whats her face. And that ain't my fault.

[Lykan]

((I did not... You didn't "have" to do anything. :P))

Deme bites her lip

Umm... Yeah. These don't fit.

She motions to her own clothing

And I can't knit. So can I borrow some of yours?

She looks up at Mikhail

Alrighty, then.

[Rebonack]

"Have any of you considered something as simple as Polymorph to fix this 'problem'?" the Traveler suggest.

[Wukei]

Mikhail sighs, deciding there's no point in arguing with the clueless grandson of his captain and heads out of Trog's back to Inari's.

Falon shakes her head. Go shopping. I haven't yet. She yawns. As for me, I'm going to leave now. Good luck, girl. She turns and heads out of the tavern.

(I'm out. G'night.)
(Sorry, didn't mean to ignore you...I'm tired though..so we'll fix his 'problem' later.)

[Lykan]

Deme grumbles, looking after her sister

I don't know howw the sizing thing works! I need help!

She sighs, and follows her out the door.

[Chaotic Bob]

I consider an enemy to be anyone that tries to attack you, and you have had a few of those. As for Katalia...I havn't seen her in a while, last I saw she was tormenting Rizzen for some reason or another that I keep forgetting.
Walks over and picks up the sphere and sits back down.
I guess, she technically isn't your fault, but she's still an enemy.

[McBish]

An enemy is someone that attacks you repeatedly. At least that is what I think.

[Chaotic Bob]

Perhaps you can just classify them as someone who is hostile.
He jabs at the sphere a few times and a few indentations appear in it. He raises an eyebrow and jabs at it a few more times.

[Rebonack]

Something suddenly dawns on Maph'tey.

"Hey, eerr, Eric? Have you seen any evil cultists today?"

[McBish]

Yeah well it could be worse. Um no I haven't seen any evil cultists, why?

[Rebonack]

Maph'tey looks relieved.

"Some guy has been saying that the Town is going to be invaded by evil cultists called 'necromongers' who will kill and or convert everyone to their evil soulless religion. They were supposed to be here today. One less prophet of doom to worry about I guess."

[Chaotic Bob]

Thats good to hear....
He continues to jab at the sphere, while more indentations continue to appear in it.

[McBish]

To Maph'ty, Right...

To Bob, Well have fun with your new sphere I should go get some sleep.

He gets up and heads out the door.

[Chaotic Bob]

Night Eric.
Chaotic Bob smile slightly and stares at the ceiling, thinking about the sphere.

[Rebonack]

Maph'tey begins to read the chapter on Japanese deities. He can't help but wonder why someone would be worshiping a Japanese deity in a Realm where Japan doesn't even exist.

[Chaotic Bob]

Chaotic Bob would agree with Maph'tey, but he can't read his thoughts. That and the sphere just turned into an iron golem and is currently kicking Chaotic Bob's ass.

[Rebonack]

Maph'tey glances up from his book and quirks an eyebrow.

"Should I even ask where that thing came from?"

[Chaotic Bob]

No, not really.
He almost laughs, only its kind of hard to laugh when your face is smashed into the floor.

[Rebonack]

Simply because he doesn't like seeing people's faces smashed into the floor, even people he doesn't like, Maph'tey decides that it would be a good idea to make the golem stop doing so.

He puts his book away and walks up to the golem.

"Refuge, I would like you to make this golem stop functioning."

"Very well, Master Maph'tey," comes the brazen wing's resonant response. The appendage warps into he shape of a knight clad in full plate of molten bronze, a flashing sword of liquid metal burning in his gauntleted hands.

The knight thrusts the weapon with all of his might at the golem, the heat of the blade more than sufficient to cleave even the most resilient opponent in twain. Despite the fiery appearance of the weapon it gives off no actual heat.

[Chaotic Bob]

The sword pierces the golem and causes a good portion of it to melt, though it still functions. It responds by slamming Chaotic Bob's face into the floor again.
I can't really say I'm enjoying this...

[Rebonack]

In one fluid motion the brazen knight pulls his sword from the golem and sweeps the weapon in a counter-clockwise motion from right hip to left shoulder in an attempt to split the construct in half.

Maph'tey, as an added precaution, indicates the golem by pointing at it as his eyes flash silver. A glassy substance springs into existence around the construct and attempts to lash about it like an army of serpents. Should the golem be unable to leap out of the way (quite the feat for several tons of iron) it will be completely encapsulated in a rock hard shell, immobilizing it completely.

"You seem to have a knack for getting yourself in trouble," the Traveler comments.

[Chaotic Bob]

The initial strike serves its purpose, slicing the golem in half and melting a significant amount of it. After this it returns to sphere form and teleports away from the serpent...things and onto Chaotic Bob's back. He stands up and brushes off his shirt, not noticing his horribly wounded and broken face or the sphere, which falls to the ground.
Nah, trouble's just good at finding me.

[Rebonack]

The glassy tendrils, their target gone, evaporate back into the eather.

"I don't know. Calling that devil seemed like a pretty clear instance of getting yourself in trouble. The whole 'attack the undead paladin' thing didn't help your case either."

Maph'tey wraps the end of his tail around a nearby stool and pulls it over to himself. He then takes a seat as if using an appendage on one's backside as a third hand is completely normal.

[Chaotic Bob]

Eh, the paladin had it coming. I think. And that one person wanted something to fight and I granted his desire. He even specified demon or devil or evil, and that's what I summoned.
He finally notices the blood seeping down his face and sifts through his pockets for a towel.

[Rebonack]

"Why, exactly, did he have it coming?" he thinks for a moment. "And isn't that pit fiend still around? The flaming headed guy didn’t' actually kill it. There is now a being of unspeakable evil whose only purpose is to corrupt and twist everything that is pure into something vile."

"Because you pulled it here on a whim."

[Chaotic Bob]

I'm not sure why the paladin had it coming to be honest, I just felt an urge to shoot him. Eh, he seemed to have some fun with it, so I don't feel guilty. As for that pit fiend....


The fiend shrugs and begins to walk towards someone else, but it met in the side of the head by several arrows. It promptly dies and vanishes.

It's dead.
He pulls out a towel and wraps it around his face, sighing slightly.

[Rebonack]

((Foiled again by reading comprehension! *shakes fist* Those arrows would have had to have been silver to actually harm the fiend by the way >.>))

Maph'tey shrugs.

"It still isn't very responsible to loose that kind of evil on the world whether it gets killed or not," the Traveler states. "Even that momentary presence taints the surrounding country for years. According to scientific studies the number of children who grow up to be lawyers in the area where a devil is summoned is twenty five percent higher than in non-devil summoning areas."

[Chaotic Bob]

((I loosely define the arrows as holy because that just seems to scurt (sp?) most problems like that....))

Town's screwed up enough without a single devil coming in, I doubt what I've done will make a difference, though if that percentage is cumulative then we should have a 100% lawyer rate by now.....

[Rebonack]

((That's the thing with Pit Fiends. It has to be silver and holy to overcome their regeneration.))

"Fortunately it isn't cumulative. At least that's what the study determined," Maph'tey responds. He suddenly has a vacant look cross his face. "I'm going to have to go. I'm going to need all of me back home for a while."

A sigil ringed portal suddenly appears below the Traveler which he drops through, stool and all. The rift promptly closes behind him.

[Chaotic Bob]

((or it just have to do a hell of a lot of damage :smallamused: ))

Chaotic Bob shrugs and passes out on the bar.

[terranbloodrage]

Ketra wanders in, looking around for Serra.

[Martini1992]

Martini walks in

[terranbloodrage]

Ketra wanders up to martini and looks up at him, he twists his head slightly

Meow?

He nudges martini

[Castaras]

A drow woman in a long green robe teleports in. She orders some elvish wine and quickly drinks it, glancing nervously around her.

[Martini1992]

Ketra makes Martini jump but then he bends over and strokes him

[terranbloodrage]

Ketra purrs, he then goes and nudges the drow woman.

[Timberwolf]

The sisters awaken and start to drink DFB's, as usual.

[Castaras]

The drow woman jumps slightly. She then strokes Ketra gently. Her eyes fill with magic for a second.

{ feline } Hello little one. What can I do for you?

[Kyral]

The half-giant walks back into the Tavern, looking anxious. With a backwards glance out the door, he makes his way to the bar and sits. "Raw...beef, please." He drops a few coins into Cosmo's waiting hands and the gnome leaps off to get the meat.

[terranbloodrage]

Ketra looks suprised

I'm just wandering around trying to get some attention

He purrs

[metakirb]

Metakirb gets up

I'm sorry serra but im going to train.

He starts to leave for the woods

[Castaras]

The drow smiles slightly.

{ feline } Well you've got my attention.

A drow man walks in, and looks round the tavern. He sees the other drow, and his hand drops to his sword. The drow woman looks up.

{ feline } I can't stay and chat, little one.

She casts a little strengthening spell over the kitten, and casts a shield round her.

[terranbloodrage]

Ketra wanders for a bit before heading back to Serra, she is watching metakirb leave, Ketra hops up onto her lap

Hey Ketra, i hope you've been good, you don't know why Meta won't listen to me do ya?

Ketra looks up at her

No, i didn't think you would, i know hes worried about Terran but he doesn't hafta push himself too far...

She strokes him.

[Castaras]

The drow woman fades away again, the drow man disappearing as well.

[Timberwolf]

"Dammit, why can't these drow ever stick around ?"

[Kyral]

Cosmo arrives with the half-giant's meal, which he begins eating quickly.

[Martini1992]

martini sits down by serra hi serra martini orders some peanuts

[terranbloodrage]

Hey martini, have you met Ketra?

Ketra smiles at martini

Meow!

Serra smiles at Ketra

So have you seen meta today? he just to train again...

[Martini1992]

martini takes the peanuts and heads to the woods

[Kyral]

The half-giant finishes his meal and tosses the empty plate to Cosmo, then sits back in his chair and watches the ceiling.

[Castaras]

Helen teleports in and orders some wine.

[Timberwolf]

The sisters go hunting for bar staff.

[Castaras]

Helen falls asleep, cuddling her teddy.

[darkwind]

darkwind walks into the tavern looking around he finds a table in the corner his hair burned and the cuts on his boody bleed

[Kyral]

The half-giant glances at Darkwind with a raised eyebrow, then turns back to the bartender on shift, gesturing to himself. "Want more...beef...raw." The bartender nods and goes off to get the beef.

[darkwind]

darkwind stand up streching his huge arms and slowly walks toward the bartender "give me a cloth and sum water "

[darkwind]

a few seconds later the bartender come back with acloth and water and darkwind washs his wounds

[darkwind]

as darkwind has finished he drop he bowl adn wlaks out into the streets

[Castaras]

(( There's something called an edit button. Please could you use it? Thanks. ))

Helen reappears and orders a drink.

[terranbloodrage]

Serra looks up from ketra

Is he? Ketra wait here for me okay?

Ketra smiles and meows

Good boy, ill be back

She vanishes, Ketra curls up to sleep

[Kyrian]

Romulus walks downstairs and orders some bamhacon and muffins. He waits patiently for them, and quickly hurries back up the stairs when they arrive.

[Castaras]

Helen looks round the tavern.

Why is it so quiet here? What do you think teddy? Do you know why it's so quiet?

Tentacles begin to attack Helen, and she casts a shield round herself. She carries on drinking her wine and watching the tentacles get pushed back by some unseen force. She giggles. She fades away. The tentacles, bored, disappear back into the ground.

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Castaras walks in and buys some strong drink. She downs it in one gulp and orders some more. She carries on drinking massive quantities. She takes a seat and carries on ordering more and more drinks. She stares into her drink, depressed.

[Xaspian]

Pelgof walks in, and sits next to Castaras.

[Castaras]

She stares into her drink.

[Xaspian]

You know, getting drunk really isn't going to help.

[Castaras]

Got told once that getting drunk rids you of your sorrows. I've never got drunk before, no matter how much I drink.

She downs her drink, and stares into her empty glass.

[Xaspian]

There's no way to get rid of your sorrows. You've just got to climb the hill, and run down the other side.

He hesitates, unsure of what to say.

What about Caleb?

[Castaras]

What about him?

[Timberwolf]

The sisters awaken from player coma and look at the drow who appears to be trying to drink herself into one

"Whats with her / him ?"

[Xaspian]

He'll protect you with his life. I get the feeling he'd even charge a goddess. You don't want to let him down.

[Castaras]

She doesn't answer to this, slowly turning the glass in her hand.

[Sneak]

Sneak walks in, no longer female. "I'll have a water. The water here is simply smashing."

[Xaspian]

What about what Feli said? You just going to ignore that, too?

[Castaras]

She doesn't answer, falling unconcious.

(( Stupid school days, stupid parents, grumble grumble ))

[Xaspian]

Pelgof sighs, and stares into space.

[Nevrmore]

An explosion rocks the area. Everyone inside the tavern remain unharmed, but the sound from it alone is enough to swallow up any potential sound like a dead man in an angry sea. The horrible sounds of war last for several seconds before dying away.

[Saurous]

Ctrazt scrambles into Trog's. He walks over to a seat, ordering a mead. He then looks around at the occupants. His gaze stops at Pelgof. He doesn't seem to recognize him, but does act like he has noticed him before.

[Xaspian]

Pelgof glances at Crazt, stands up, and leaves.

[Saurous]

Ctrazt shrugs and then takes a swig of his mead. He then begins swirling the rest of his mead around in his glass.

[Chaotic Bob]

Chaotic Bob peels his face off of the bar.
Blarg, how long was I out....
He stands up and wraps a towel around his mangled face again.

[Sophistemon]

Jacky slams the door open and stalks to the bar. "I'll have your strongest," he says.

Jacky drinks his drink, pays, and leaves.

[Wukei]

Wukei and Hawkeye appear in a swirl of hellfire.

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye looks around and then turns to the bar. He glances across at Wukei "Anything to drink for you?"

[Saurous]

Ctrazt downs the last bit of his mead, tosses a few dollar bills at Cosmo (Who responds with the phrase: What the hell is this?), and then leaves.

[Wukei]

What else? A white russian.

[Chaotic Bob]

Chaotic Bob wanders over and picks up the sphere again, resuming his tinkering.

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye orders a white russian and a beer off Cosmo "Just making absolutely sure Wu." he pays for the drinks when they arrive.

[Wukei]

Wukei smiles. Well, I do like the occassional spiced rum...

[Hawkeye]

"There you are then." Hawkeye sits down at the bar

[Wukei]

Wukei laughs. That's usually when I want to get drunk.

[Hawkeye]

"I've seen you get drunk on several occasions on the white russians alone. I think I recall you singing a song in here once a long time ago..."

[Wukei]

Wukei smiles sadly. I spent more time singing with Loki than alone...

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye shuffles up next to Wukei and puts an arm around her.

[Wukei]

Wukei rests her head on his shoulder.

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye gives Wukei a little squeeze "You ok Wu?"

[Wukei]

She nods. Yea...I'm fine...

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye smiles and nods "Good"

[Wukei]

Wukei sits up and downs her drink.

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye sips his drink and looks across at Wukei very often.

[Chaotic Bob]

Chaotic Bob notices something and vanishes.
Rizzen walks in holding his side. He takes a seat at a table and orders some Kobold Chianti.

[Wukei]

Wukei's glass seems to be filled with an endless supply of white russian.

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye looks across "You sure you're alright Wu?"

[Wukei]

She nods. Yea...

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye, unwilling to push it any further, just nods and returns to his drink.

[Sneak]

Sneak wakes up. Sneak looks around. Sneak sees that the sole inhabitants of the bar appear to be Hawkeye and Wukei.

Sneak leaves.

[Wukei]

Wukei smiles at him reassuringly, ignoring the hard to get along with Sneak, Don't worry. I'll be fine. I promise.

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye smiles back "I know how it is with you and your promises."

[Wukei]

Wukei gives him a half-grin. I'd be mad if you didn't.

[Chaotic Bob]

Rizzen casually sips his Chianti, occasionally poking at the hole in his side to see if its better. noticing its not he shrugs and happily resumes his drink.

The dvati twins vanish for no real reason.

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye smiles at Wukei and sips his drink. He yawns and puts his head on her shoulder.

[Uberblah]

Ishmale enters the bar with Akil following alongside. He sees Rizzen and goes and has a seat by him. Akil lays down at their feet.

[Chaotic Bob]

Hello there Ishmale.
He removes his hand from his side and allows shadows to take over that job.
Someone appears to have attacked me for no real reason.

[Uberblah]

Ishmale looks at the wound.
So I've noticed.
Akil looks up at Ishmale.
Why is he bleeding?
Akil?
Yes.
Holy crap. I'm high.
No. All animals think on the same wavelength.
Oh. Rizzen's bleeding because he got randomly attacked.
Oh.

[Wukei]

Wukei stands up, now completely sloshed. I'ma'ittle dizzy...

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye stands up and supports Wukei to stop her falling over "Time to go home?"

[Wukei]

She nods, leaning on him heavily. Okay...

[McBish]

Eric walks inside and glances over at Wukei and Hawkeye for a second before finding a seat by the door.

[Kyrian]

((New Tavern (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2070000#post2070000)))