Hookah Hank's III

[Hawkeye]

Welcome To Hookah Hanks Smoke and Drink Bar!

Please come inside, remove your shoes, and enjoy our opulent settings that will take you back to the Golden Ages of the Middle East. We have a wide variety of Shisha (Flavored Tobacco) for you to enjoy here at Hookah Hanks. We import our Shisha direct form the hookah heartland ensuring you the most authentic smoke here in Town.
As for our hookahs we use only the finest hookahs in the world. We have an assortment of hookahs ranging from single hoses to ones featuring 8 hoses for larger parties. Also, we only use quality charcoal in our hookahs.

For those of you who don’t smoke our establishment has been enchanted to keep the smoke from irritating you.

Along with our first Shisha we serve a wide variety of Drinks for your consumption.

So please take a seat on a cushion and pass the time away with Hookah Hank.

Owner/Manager: Eloquent Rune
Asst. Manager: (hiring)
Servers: (hiring)
Bouncers: eTim (hiring)
Entertainment: Townacious D, (hiring)
Cook: (hiring)

NPC Employees
NPC Server: Leona (A vivacious 22yr old pirate lass)

NPC Cook: Sakura (A motherly 52yr old Pandaren female)

NPC Entertainment: Hairy Krishna (A 4pc Eastern band that plays soothing ethnic music in the background... but they also take requests if you would like something a bit more lively.)

Menu

Shisha Flavors:
(Try mixing the different tobacco flavors to make even more exotic flavors)
Apple
Blueberry
Cherry
Jalapeño (Moderately Hot)
Kiwi
Strawberry
Mint
Lime
Cappuccino
Chocolate
Watermelon
Dragon Berry
Apricot
Peach
Llamanade
Cinnamon (Mildly Hot)
Vanilla
Orange
Lemon
Licorice
Coconut
Habañero (Extremely Hot)
Blackberry
Hazel
Drinks:
(List coming soon, until then please just order what you want. We carry almost all drinks, so chances are we will have it in stock for you.)

Again, Welcome to Hookah Hanks.

[Hawkeye]

You cannot tell by just looking at someone that they're right for you.

"I think that Alex can make that decision himself...and he looks like he has."

[Wukei]

Wukei frowns and draws a cigarette from her pack. She lights it and takes a long drag from it.

[Hawkeye]

"Wu, what's on your mind?"

[Wukei]

Nothing. Why should anything be on my mind?

[Hawkeye]

"It's just that...I don't know, I got this feeling that there might have been"

[Wukei]

Well I'm trying to keep my mind off of the thought of senseless violence...

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye runs a hand through his hair "Wu, what's got you so edgy?"

[Wukei]

Wukei grumbles, taking another puff on her cigarette. Nothing.

[Hawkeye]

"I've not known a "nothing" that's had that many sharp edges before."

[Wukei]

I don't want to talk about it, she rephrases.

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye shrugs "Fine then"

[Wukei]

Wukei orders a bottle of rum with another threatening glance at the bartender.

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye sighs, he stands up and heads for the door.

[Wukei]

Wukei engrosses herself in her rum, trying to figure out where the talk to get Hawkeye to cheer up turned into a fight.

[Merant]

A familiar voice speaks from a corner of the room "Well, Wu and no Hawkeye, had another little fight?"

[Wukei]

She glances over at him. Apparently the last one was your fault. To what do I owe the honour, Demon?

[Merant]

"God actually. I know you had another fight just now, and I didn't even have to help with that one."

[Wukei]

Wukei smiles. I do not accept a god, and therefore I call things by what they really are. And you are a demon, and will never be anything more.

[Merant]

"So says the person who's husband is virtually her father now. Now that's a screw up if ever I saw one."

[Wukei]

She chuckles. I always thought Loki had a thing for me...and I'm not the worst of it when it comes to Norse gods, so screw you, Merant. What do you want?

[Merant]

"A drink and a friendly chat. Since I'm going to be deprived the latter I might as well have the former." Merant waves a hand and a drink appears before him

[Wukei]

Wukei stands. As you are going to be deprived of what you wish, I might as well leave. She then makes her way to the door.

[Merant]

Merant disappears and reappears in front of the door "Now I didn't say you could leave."

[Wukei]

Wukei draws her cutlass, which shines a bright blue. Good thing I didn't ask, then.

[Merant]

Merant rolls his eyes "Do you really think a mortal can challenge a God? You couldn't face up to me when I was only a demon."

[Wukei]

Wukei smiles and waves the cutlass back and forth, slowly. I've got better toys.

[Merant]

Merant concentrates for a second and then winces "I hate doing that. Now hit me, if you can."

[Wukei]

Wukei shifts uncomfortably and backs away from him. What did you do...

[Merant]

Merant grins "What's that from the pirate captain? A little bit of uncertainty? Perhaps a bit of fear? You have the same problem that I did, always underestimating your foe."

[Wukei]

Wukei sneers, If I were underestimating you I would have already attacked.

[Merant]

"You were just about ready to stick that sword in me just a moment ago. Now you've got the jitters."

[Wukei]

Wukei growls and slices at him. Stop mocking me!

[Merant]

Merant allows himself to be cut slightly across the chest he looks at her "Now that was just rude" he stretches his hands out and two swords appear in them, one fire and one ice.

[Wukei]

Wukei sneers. Have you listened to yourself, lately? You're rude 24/7 just by breathing. She stabs at him.

[Merant]

Merant blocks the thrust with his fire sword and slashes at Wukei with the ice sword.

[Wukei]

Wukei takes the slash and brings her knee up to his groin.

[Merant]

Merant dodges to the side and attempts to kick Wukei in the leg, not hard but enough to send her stumbling.

[Wukei]

And Wukei does stumble, though she does have enough sense to put her sword between her and Merant.

[Merant]

Merant advances on Wukei and slashes at her with both swords, one high and the other low.

[Wukei]

Wukei blocks the high one and kicks at his side as she's struck by the other.

[Merant]

Merant takes the kick but nimbly steps away keeping his swords up "Lets face it Wu, you've got a husband you're too proud and stubborn to call, children that in your own way have drivern away, a "brother" that you've insulted enough that he's probably decided he's better off without you. You're pretty much alone in this place, and wherever you go."

[Wukei]

Wukei smiles. I don't mind being alone. I revel in it. If Hawkeye wants to leave me, it's his choice. I will still be able to live, even if not happily for a while.

[Merant]

Merant grins "Hm, so you're not going to go after him? All the better for me, might get some extra company on the thing we've got planned." he slashes at Wukei with one sword keeping the other for defence

[Wukei]

Wukei dances back out of his reach. I can't nor will I go after him. I'm tired of apologizing for speaking my opinion, even if he doesn't share it.

[Merant]

Merant smiles "Well, enjoy your loneliness then" he laughs and disappears in a cloud of red smoke

[Wukei]

Wukei growls and throws down her sword. She returns to the bar and orders another drink.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi comes inside and takes a seat.

[Kyrian]

Kyrian enters and takes a seat next to Verdandi. What would you like?

[AmberVael]

Hmmm...
Verdandi looks over the drink menu.

[Kyrian]

Kyrian looks around, for a NPC as Verdandi makes her decision.

[AmberVael]

Actually, I'll just get a beer.
She smiles sheepishly.
I didn't ever acquire a taste for many drinks. Valhalla didn't offer much variety, just quantity.

[Kyrian]

Kyrian nods, and having not seen anyone, casts Summon NPC IX.

Can I help you?

Two beers, please.

The NPC scurries off to get their drinks.

[AmberVael]

So how are you and Lillah doing?

[Kyrian]

Good. We've both been busy recently with things. My research, and her helping out in another land.

[AmberVael]

I would have thought that you, as a war god, would be presiding over something like that? Research sounds a bit out of your normal area.

[Kyrian]

It does, doesn't it? Kyrian gives a small laugh, as their beers arrive. I really ought to get into more wars then.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi takes her beer and frowns thoughtfully.
Alot of the gods here really don't act like gods. Why is that?

[Kyrian]

Kyrian shrugs. Because we're all out of our element?

[AmberVael]

Verdandi nods slowly, but still seems thoughtful.
Yes... but most gods are more distant, and are only present in the areas they have sway over.

[Kyrian]

I like it here. I have good friends, and I don't plan on leaving them.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi nods, though its obvious her question hasn't been answered.

[Kyrian]

I guess I don't know what to say. What brought this around anyways?

[AmberVael]

Just random thoughts.

[Kyrian]

Kyrian raises an eyebrow as he takes a drink from his beer.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi shrugs and sips her beer.

[Kyrian]

So how's the forge?

[AmberVael]

Good. I've been keeping my skill intact. Finished my sword.
Verdandi looks down at her sword.

[Kyrian]

Good to hear that.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi nods and sips her beer.

[Kyrian]

Jesion behaving herself over there?

[AmberVael]

Verdandi smiles.
Yes she is.

[Kyrian]

Good. Kyrian smiles back and takes another drink.

[AmberVael]

Actually, I should probably go back and check on her.

[Kyrian]

Kyrian nods. Would you like me to walk you home then?

[AmberVael]

Verdandi nods and finishes her drink.

[Kyrian]

Kyrian finishes his beer and lays gold on the table.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi stands up and ruffles her wings.

[Kyrian]

Kyrian smiles at Verdandi as he stands and goes to open the door for her.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi goes outside.

[Veg Sorbet]

Quollar enters, and takes a seat in the corner that Zimbraw had used most often. Leona shows up soon afterwards, and they exchange plesentries whilst she sets up a hookah for him. He then explains why Zimbraw's regular appearances have stopped.[hr]After several hours, Quollar departs, via portal.

[DarkHunter]

Aimi saunters in, and takes a spot in the middle where she can keep an eye on people who enter and leave. She gets a mild tobacco and some more red wine.

*****

Aimi decides that this place is too dead to be of any use, and wanders away.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames and Vera come in and take some cushions. Iames orders some wine.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi leans against Iames, smiling happily.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Want anything to eat?

[AmberVael]

Mmm... no. I'll be fine.
Verdandi flaps her wings once.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Okay. Iames pours a glass of wine and offers it to her.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi takes it and takes a sip.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames pours himself a glass and orders a stirfry.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi pulls one wing behind Iames and lays her head on his shoulder.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames occasionally offers her bites of the stirfry.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi takes them delicately, humming a little. She slips her arms around him.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames smiles. He finishes and pushes the plate away.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi kisses him.
We should do something with my house.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Like what?

[AmberVael]

I don't know, but with it and your tower being in different places I may not end up going to it much.
But I want to keep up my forge work.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Can we go there? I'd like to see it.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi nods, smiling as she gently nuzzles against his cheek.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames kisses her. Then let's go.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi stands up, still holding his hand.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames stands up, pays for the meal, leaves a tip, and then heads to the door, which he opens for her.

[AmberVael]

Verdandi heads outside.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames follows.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu walks in and finds a good spot to settle on the cushions.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak joins her.

[wxdruid]

Leona comes over, "What would you like to eat tonight?" she looks at Lyrak.

[Lord Iames Osari]

I think a Silver Dragon Steak will do for us, thank you.

[wxdruid]

"and a bottle of wine, please." Tehanu adds.

Leona smiles and goes back to the kitchen with their order, she returns with the wine and 2 glasses before going back.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak pours the wine.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu steals a glass of wine from him and smiles as she takes a sip.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak wonders why she was stealing, when he was pouring wine for both of them, then shrugs and sips his own wine, smiling back.

[wxdruid]

"Well, it shouldn't take long for them to finish clearing the Temple site."

[The Geomancer]

The raggedy figure of Aharon walks in. Aware that he probably isn't welcome in many eating establishments, he is decidedly nervous. He hangs a fligher on the wall next to the door before hurrying out.

The flier comprised of a wrinkled, oldish looking paper. On it in handwriting that seems to belong to a small child is written the following notice:

Wanted: One teacher or master in the Arcane Arts.
Student seeks someone to train him in the ways of Magic and the Arcane. Please contact Aharon. I can be found at either the Church of the Seed or through whatever magical means of communication you can devise((PM)).

[Lord Iames Osari]

No, it shouldn't. Lyrak agrees. I wonder...

[wxdruid]

"Yes?" Tehanu looks at him curiously.

Leona brings their dinner out and places it between them.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Just wondering where to get the construction workers.

[wxdruid]

"I don't know and Kal didn't know either. I think you'll have to inquire around Town. He said the Omnishop was destroyed and being put back together. Maybe we should find out who's doing that work?"

She slices off a piece of steak and offers it to him.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak takes it. That's a good idea.

[wxdruid]

She spears her own piece and takes it off with her teeth. She leans back and watches him.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak smiles at her and sips his wine.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu moves closer to him and puts her feet over his as she offers him another bite of steak.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak takes it. Thank you.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu takes a sip of wine as she considers him, Not quite the reaction I was looking for. She gracefully flips her hair back, slides one shoe off, and slowly brings her foot up his leg. Revealing more of her leg as she gets higher.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak watches this happen with a smile. When her foot reaches about his knees, he grabs her by the ankle.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu smiles and finishes her wine, "Yes, my Lord?"

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak looks at her innocently. I was only holding your foot, he says.

[wxdruid]

"and I'm waiting for you to do something with my foot..." She offers him another bite of steak.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak takes the steak and runs his finger along the arch of her foot.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu pushes her foot against his leg as she tries not to laugh.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak grins and takes a sip of his wine.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu smiles and tries to take her foot back.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak holds her foot where it is.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu chuckles, "Hm, now what will you do? I'm very curious to find out."

[Lord Iames Osari]

Actually, I hadn't really thought anything out, Lyrak admits. Are you ready to go?

[wxdruid]

Tehanu laughs, "You have me and don't know what to do? I think you have more imagination than that."

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak grins. I do, but we're in a public place.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu leans towards him, "Yes, what will you do about it?"

[Lord Iames Osari]

Hmm. Lyrak picks up their wine glasses and sets them aside, then moves the plate. He runs hand up her leg and up to her waist, then pulls her closer and kisses her.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu presses close against him as she kisses him back.

[Lord Iames Osari]

The black curtain falls around them.

[Goodfellow]

Itch wanders in and ponders the wide array of tobacco.

[Lord Iames Osari]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k177/LordIames/Lyrak4.gif
The curtain rises on Lyrak and Tehanu, Lyrak blushing furiously and looking around the room.

[wxdruid]

Tehanu gives him a very satisfied smile as she adjusts her dress.

[Lord Iames Osari]

He smiles back, still blushing. He pulls out some money to pay for the meal. What now?

[wxdruid]

"mmm, I love making you blush. Let's go check the Temple site." Tehanu stands up.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Okay. Lyrak stands up. Want to teleport?

[wxdruid]

Tehanu grins at him, "I love how you think." She puts her arms around him and kisses him.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak teleports them to the site.

[Goodfellow]

Itch leaves.

[EloquentRune]

Eloquent Rune enters Hank's after having been gone from town for a few months with a young woman and He quickly directs her to the back sleeping quarters and then goes to to his own room and falls asleep.

Unable to sleep ER gets up and decides to head over to Trog's and have a drink...

ER staggers a bit as he reenters Hank's and goes back to his bed ad falls asleep.

Eloquent Rune wakes up and goes to retreave Abigale from her quarters...

Why dont we go out and I show you the town..?
Well I guess I should see it at some point.
Why dont I take you to Trog's its a really nice place.
They walk out of Hank's

[EloquentRune]

Abigale enters Hank's and goes back to her room and thinks about how courtious Drake was too her and that there was something about him she just couldn't put her finger on.

[AmberVael]

Aesa and Rafael appear.

[Kyrian]

Rafael looks around, not used to the lack of actual chairs. It's definitely different.

[AmberVael]

Aesa grins.
Its perfect.

[Kyrian]

Why do you say that? Rafael gives an amused smile and raises an eyebrow.

[AmberVael]

Its more relaxed... a bit exotic...
She leads him over to some cushions and stretches back on them.

[Kyrian]

Rafael stretches beside her. Hmm...cushions are really comfortable.

[AmberVael]

Mmmm hm.
She grins and gently runs a hand across his shoulders.

[Kyrian]

Rafael shivers slightly and grins back. Wonder what's good to eat here.

[AmberVael]

I hear they sell silver dragon steaks...

[Kyrian]

Rafael licks his sharp canines at the thought. Mmm...

[AmberVael]

Should we order some?

[Kyrian]

Oh, I believe so. Rafael lightly runs a finger along the top of Aesa's bosom.

[AmberVael]

Maybe a little later, Rafe.
She gently scoots his finger away, then waves over whoever is on duty.

[Kyrian]

Someone comes over. Yes, may I help you two?

[AmberVael]

We'd like to silver dragon steaks and a bottle of your finest wine- whatever one that happens to be.

[Kyrian]

He nods and runs off.

Rafael lays on his back and stares at the ceiling.

[AmberVael]

Aesa hums softly and looks over at one of the hookahs.
Hmmm.

[Kyrian]

Hm? Rafael watches her.

[AmberVael]

Wondering if those are any good.

[Kyrian]

Never tried 'em before.

[AmberVael]

We could try them now.

[Kyrian]

Ok then... Rafael shakes his head with a smile and looks over the menu. Which flavor should we try?

[AmberVael]

She grins widely.
Habañero?

[Kyrian]

Spicy? If that's what you want...

[AmberVael]

Oh it'll be fun, I'm sure.

[Kyrian]

Someone (because that's what his name is now) returns with the steaks and bottle of their finest wine. Rafael puts the order in for the hookah, and Someone quickly gets it set up for them.

[AmberVael]

Aesa grins and pours the wine, then cuts into her steak.

[Kyrian]

Rafael takes a sip of his wine, and cuts a piece off his steak.

[AmberVael]

Surprisingly good. I haven't eaten dragon in a while, but I remember it being tough...

[Kyrian]

Rafael nods. It's been a while, and this place did a better job than the last time I had silver dragon steak.

[AmberVael]

Aesa smirks.
You've had dragon before? Its a rather rare thing to find someone who has.

[Kyrian]

Once of twice.

[AmberVael]

Aesa nods.
Ever had anything else unsual?

[Kyrian]

Surprisingly? A Tarrasque isn't that bad...if you cook the right parts in the right way.

[AmberVael]

Aesa chuckles.
When did this come about?

[McBish]

((You at the Tarrasque. Big meany. I always liked her. She was cute.))

[Kyrian]

Leonel and I had recently split from Kyrian and the others. We helped take part in your everyday cliched epic battle against the Tarrasque, and apparently someone's group had a gourmet chef with them. Now, why this group of everyday adventurers were traveling with a gourmet chef, we never asked, but with everyone's help, we cut the Tarrasque into small enough pieces to be cooked, and whatever this guy did was amazing.

[AmberVael]

Aesa laughs.
Now thats unusual.

[Kyrian]

A good story though, yes?

[AmberVael]

Aesa nods.
Indeed.
She sips her wine and takes another bite of her steak.

[Kyrian]

Rafael leans over and kisses Aesa on the cheek, before taking a sip from his wine.

[AmberVael]

Aesa grins and steals a bite of his steak.

[Kyrian]

Hey now... Rafael steals a bite of hers.

[AmberVael]

Aesa chuckles and nibbles on the stolen steak teasingly.

[Kyrian]

Rafael puts his stolen piece down and puts his arms around Aesa. Mmm....

[AmberVael]

Aesa chuckles.
What, so soon?
We haven't even tried out the Hookah yet...

[Kyrian]

But you keep teasing me..... Rafael gives a mock glare, then settle for kissing her neck a few times and releases her.

[AmberVael]

She grins.
It makes the "getting" a lot more fun in the end.

[Kyrian]

Rafael just nods, being a bit to aroused to try and think the logic through.

[AmberVael]

Aesa snickers at him and slowly finishes off her steak.

[Kyrian]

Now you're just teasing me again....

[AmberVael]

She smiles innocently.
Me?

[Kyrian]

No, the Aesa behind me... Rafael stops and looks at Aesa. You're putting a clone behind me, aren't you?

[AmberVael]

Aesa shakes her head and reaches for the hookah.

[Kyrian]

Oh ok. Rafael sits back and watches her, having no clue what to do.

[AmberVael]

Aesa takes one of the hoses and inhales from it, tasting the smoke.

[Kyrian]

Rafael raises an eyebrow as he waits for her reaction.

[AmberVael]

Aesa grins and lets out the smoke.
Very different. Much better than other things like it.

[Kyrian]

Rafael sits up, and slowly grabs one of the other hoses.

[AmberVael]

Aesa tries it again, nodding to herself.

[Kyrian]

Rafael tries it, and just raises an eyebrow as he releases the smoke.

[AmberVael]

Aesa grins.
Its a bit hot.

[Kyrian]

Rafael puts his thumb and forefinger really close together. Just a little...

[AmberVael]

She keeps grinning.
You like things hot though, right?

[Kyrian]

Rafael reaches out and puts a hand on her leg, grinning. Yes...

[AmberVael]

Aesa chuckles and uses the hookah again.

[Kyrian]

Rafael slides his hand up her leg a bit and tries more of the hookah as well.

[AmberVael]

Aesa slips over to sit on his lap.

[Kyrian]

Oo, it seems I got a prize with my purchase..Rafael grins.

[AmberVael]

Aesa grins.
Maybe a surprise.
She tries the hookah again.

[Kyrian]

Rafael grins and kisses Aesa's shoulder.

[AmberVael]

Aesa tilts her head and kisses him back.

[Kyrian]

Rafael smiles and returns the kiss.

[AmberVael]

Aesa purrs a little and flexes her wings.

[Kyrian]

Rafael reaches out and touches her wings with fragile fingers.

[AmberVael]

Aesa shivers and looks at the curtained areas towards the back.

[Kyrian]

Would you like to go back there?

[AmberVael]

I think we may need to, hm?

[Kyrian]

Fear of getting caught doesn't excite you?

[AmberVael]

Aesa chuckles.
Fear of getting caught? We've got people waiting on us.

[Kyrian]

Rafael grins. Ok...we can go back there.

[AmberVael]

Aesa grins and tugs him back towards them.

[Kyrian]

Rafael playfully struggles a little, but overall allows himself to be tugged.

[AmberVael]

Aesa growls and drags him back off to the room.

[Kyrian]

Rafael comes out from behind one of the curtained areas, his battle outfit finishing appearing.

[AmberVael]

Aesa follows him out, dressing in her robes for once.

[Kyrian]

Rafael looks back at her with a smirk, as his sunglasses appear in a way that leaves him looking over them. Aww, back to those now?

[AmberVael]

Maybe I want to actually get something done today.

[Kyrian]

Hmm...like what?

[AmberVael]

There's something I want to make today.
Aesa takes his arm.

[Kyrian]

Ok, sounding better than my idea thus far...also less dangerous...

[AmberVael]

Aesa raises an eyebrow.

[Kyrian]

I wanted to fight...something. Like those celestials I was up against when... he looks down, When I made that bad decision...

[AmberVael]

Fight something, hm?
Aesa hums to herself.

[Kyrian]

Rafael looks up at her and nods. To specify, something that's not you...or anyone I know for that matter.

[AmberVael]

Right... something that you don't have to hold back on.

[Kyrian]

Rafael nods. But something still powerful. Not one of those cliched goblins that have high hopes, but no chance.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*A human wearing a clean cut uniform with the symbol of a pen writing on paper on it. It also has the letters "CPPPA" on it.*

"Hello, I'm from the College Paper Procrastination Prevention Agency and Mr Kyrian is in direct violation of the two paper prophecy. The prophecy is thus...if Mr. Kyrian doesn't get back to work on his paper, a wooly quadruped will non-surgerically insert a modem into Mr. Kyrian and the sun will not shine on it. "

"I'm not sure what it means, but I'm here to let you know."

[Kyrian]

((Kyrian is working on his papers... :P))