Texas Fold 'Em

[Mauril Everleaf]

Here is where we continue the game we started earlier.

Oh, and Mr. E, I think it's your go.

[Ms_Elaneous]

Is it, ol' boy? Um... I see your bet and raise it one. *Mr. E gets to work trying to get the Dr. Pepper stains off of his pant leg.*

[Madmal]

can i ask what's the order of turns?

[Archonic Energy]

go fish...

[Ms_Elaneous]

*Mr. E falls asleep on his cards.* (In other words, his puppeteer is getting a nap. Be back to frustrate you all later. :smallwink:)

[EmeraldRose]

*draws a card*

Who's turn is it?

[Madmal]

I have no idea!!

[Glaivemaster]

*enters*

I'll take over Mr. E's cards, while he sleeps. Anyone got any Kings?

[Madmal]

*checks*

yep, here's one...

*tosses card*

does anybody has any Queens?

[Mauril Everleaf]

It's Mal's turn. Take two cards and pass them to whichever players you wish.

[Madmal]

allright...

*tkes towo cards, and gives them to Mauril*

ya know....my offer still stands...

[Glaivemaster]

I have four queens

*Hands them over*

[EmeraldRose]

What offer?

*gets a drink of coffee from the bar*

[Madmal]

*takes cards*

to make this game more interesting...:smallamused:

also, what were we supposed to get? i think i mixed the rules....

[Mauril Everleaf]

ER, it's your turn. Pick a color of card, take them all out and exchange them for an equal number of cards from the Go Fish pile. Then you may continue.

[EmeraldRose]

*picks green*

Mauril...do you have any threes?

((is this Uno or go fish or what?))

[Mauril Everleaf]

((I don't know))

Yes. *Hands ER 5 threes*

[EmeraldRose]

SWEET!

((kay...we'll just go with it!)) :smallbiggrin:

[Mauril Everleaf]

I'll exchange these three cards for four from the pile, and I'll pass. Your turn, Glaivemaster.

[Glaivemaster]

Hmm. I'll exchange my two Kings for a 'Get Out of Jail Free' Card, then pass the turn

[Mauril Everleaf]

Oooo. Good call on the "Get Out of Jail Free" card, you never know when someone is going to get a Yatzhee.

[EmeraldRose]

*surreptitiously exchanges ten cards up his sleeve for five in his hand when nobody is looking*

[Madmal]

i'll take these kings!!

YES!!! YAHTZEE!!!

*jumps off the table, and starts bouncing*

[Mauril Everleaf]

Prove it! I'm not going to jail unless you show me your hand!

*looks at Mal's cards*

Well, folks, looks like I'm off to jail.

*Turns in 2 cards to discard pile and draws 4 from the deck*
stupid jail sentence

[Madmal]

*Malina sticks her tounge at Mauril's while doing the "i send you to jail" dance*

[EmeraldRose]

My turn again!!

*draws four blue cards, drops two red ones*

Hmm...looks like I have...*checks scorecard*...Yes! BINGO!

What'd I win?

EDIT:...wait..I was wrong...that said b31..not g31....

[Mauril Everleaf]

I guess it's my turn again. *Looks over at ER*
I'll give you these two cards, if you will change seats with me. Deal?

EDIT: ER, you win a chance at the Community Chest.

[EmeraldRose]

OK!

EVERYONE SHIFT SEATS!!!!

*gets up and runs randomly around the table per the MadHatter*

EDIT: *sits again* Sweet! *Opens the Community Chest* What's in here? :smallconfused:

[Madmal]

OK!

EVERYONE SHIFT SEATS!!!!

*gets up and runs randomly around the table per the MadHatter*

*runs around too, and lands on the same chair as ER*

Hmmmm...i'm beggining to appreciate this game...

[Mauril Everleaf]

*stands up, shifts left, then right, then sits back down in his original seat*

[Glaivemaster]

*Holds seat above head to prevent people from sitting in it*

*Draws a card*

Aha! Aces high? Let's find out

*Smokes an ace*

[EmeraldRose]

*everyone winds up in the same seat as Mauril*

:smallbiggrin:

Sooooooooo........what community did I get.....Hmmmmmmmm? :smallconfused:

OO!! Can I have Neverwinter?? :smallbiggrin:

[Mauril Everleaf]

:smallwink: mmmmmm. This is niiiice. :smallamused:

[Madmal]

:smallwink: mmmmmm. This is niiiice. :smallamused:

Indeed...except for you.:smalltongue:

can i have Luskan, then?

[Mauril Everleaf]

Whose hand is in my pocket? Those are for my use only!

[EmeraldRose]

I was the one who got Community Chest though! Hey, keep in mind that right now, Malina is the only girl in this chair...:smallbiggrin:

[Madmal]

I was the one who got Community Chest though! Hey, keep in mind that right now, Malina is the only girl in this chair...:smallbiggrin:
*moves head to the right, adressing to ER*
HEY! it wasn't me!! my left hand is holding my cards, and the other one's trying to reach your...:smallredface: *whistles*

*looks to the left, and confirms that Mauril is indeed on her left*

[Mauril Everleaf]

Well, I'm pretty sure that you found mine, Mal. <jibblies>

[EmeraldRose]

*GAH*

SEAT SHIFT!!

*jumps up and runs around the table again as fast as possible while looking at everyone's cards on the way*

[Madmal]

*GAH*

SEAT SHIFT!!

*jumps up and runs around the table again as fast as possible while looking at everyone's cards on the way*


*jumps out and also runs, but trips on the way*
whoop!!

darn new gravity center....*grumbles*no matter how pretty they may be...*keeps grumbling*

[Mauril Everleaf]

Aaaaaannnnnnnnd, awkward.

Back to the game, shall we? Glaive, I think you are up.

[EmeraldRose]

((gotta go, have fun with the game))

ER keeps running in circles, randomly looking at other players cards.

[Glaivemaster]

Hmm, 52 card pickup!

*Takes 52 random cards, and throws them on the floor*

Next

*Returns seat to floor, and sits on it, avoiding ER*

[Indurain]

Indurain comes walking up to the table.

"But I have the right bower (sp?)." He lays the Jack of spades on the table and sweeps up the entire Go Fish pile.

[Madmal]

*Malina tries to stand, but gets hit with the table, and falls down again*

Owwwwwwwoowwow...*grumbles*

[Glaivemaster]

Would you like a hand there Malina?

*Places a card face-down on the table*

[Madmal]

*Malina stands up, without any incidents this time*

naw, i'm fine....whose turn is now?

[Castaras]

* Wanders in *

This madness open to everyone?

[Mauril Everleaf]

Yeah, you can take my seat. I've got to step out for a bit. You are the cheif wampum here, so you tell the others whose turn it is and their fate.

[Castaras]

* Sits down *

How nice.

* Turns to Malina *

Your turn...

[Madmal]

allright, i lay down both my ace of Clubs and my Knight of Hearts!!!

*rolls 2d20*

32!!! that means Indurain sufferes 16 hp of damage!!! HA!!!
*does the devils horns and starts moving her head at the rithym of "Back in Black"*

[Castaras]

Play passes on to Indurain, during all this havoc.

[Madmal]

Seems he fainted...i think i hit him with one dice....

[Castaras]

Ah. In that case chuck the dice at ol' Glaive there.

[Glaivemaster]

Before I leave, I'll declare Uno!

*Holds up single card, then leaves, taking it with him*

[Castaras]

Looks like as the last survivor, Malina, you win this round. Maybe we should search for others...

<cue evil laughter>

[Madmal]

Looks like as the last survivor, Malina, you win this round. Maybe we should search for others...

<cue evil laughter>

or you could stop for now....and resume later...

*goes away to the dentist while yelling "I WON!"*

[Castaras]

That would be better.

* Disappears *

[EmeraldRose]

*stops running*

Is anyone still here? Does this mean I won the game?

*sits back down and starts to play solitaire*

*loses to self, raises the bet and plays again*

I'll beat you eventually!!

*mutters*

[Ms_Elaneous]

*Mr. E saunters into the room.* And they left you all by yourself did they? *Noticing the messing of cards on the floor and the shifting of chairs, he adds,* Looks like it went well though.

[EmeraldRose]

Ah! It was...an interesting game...I'm not sure who won actually. It was all a little confusing. I think I own Neverwinter now, maybe? :smallconfused:

*tosses Neverwinter into the next pot*

[Alarra]

Alarra wanders in and picks up 17 cards off the floor and puts them in her hand.

"Y'all are still playing, right?"

[Ms_Elaneous]

*Mr. E grins at Mr. Allaro.* Why not? Would you mind so terribly shuffling for me? I'm unfortunately a mess at it.

[Alarra]

"sure!" Mr. Alarro gathers the cards from the floor and drops them all ontop of Mr. E's head. They fall into perfect little dealt out piles, giving each person either 7, 12, 15 or 9 cards depending on where they are seated with relation to the moon.

[Ms_Elaneous]

*Reaches up and grabs the 9 and 15 card piles. The 15 card piles goes to his hand and the 15 card pile is promptly put under his hat.* Thank you kindly, my good fellow. Now, chaps, make your initiative rolls.

[Glaivemaster]

I return. Ah, I see someone completed my pickup. Well done. You win, a Pickup!

*Clicks fingers, and the rumbling of an engine is heard in the background*

Anyway, must be going again, sharpish. Good playing with you. Hopefully we can do it again sometime soon

[Madmal]

Malina wanders in again

oh, i see more people are here....are we playing something else this time?

[Alarra]

"Yes".
*hands Mal 2 piles of cards, one 6, one 19, 3 dice, a hotdog, and a stuffed bunny*
"You're up"

[Madmal]

Allright!!

*rolles dice violently, probably knocking someone in the process*

allright...a 17....that means...

*Malina crushes the 6 and uses the 1 on the 19 to open the bunny, and then inserts the hotdog's bun filled with cards into it*

allright...if i manage to hit someone randomly that means i can double my move this turn...

*she tossses the bunny*

[Ms_Elaneous]

*The bunny flies into one of Mr. E's pieces.* You just sank my battleship. With a bunny. Curses!

[Madmal]

Yes!! that means i get to evade The Horde at Durotar!!!!

*moves her piece accordingly*

[evnafets]

I know I'm dealing the Hold'em, but that don't mean I can't play the Fold'em right?

(Sits down at table. Counts his money)
Right, I'll raise 1 platinum, 3 gold, 4 silver and 22 copper.

Three cards please.

[Ms_Elaneous]

*Mr. E walks around the table and touches Alarro on the head.* Duck...
*And then Malina* Duck...
*And then Evnafets* GOOSE! *He then makes a break for it out the window.*

[Alarra]

Alarra pulls out a bouncy ball and pile of jacks, throws the jacks on the floor, bounces the ball once on the table and scoops up Evnafets's money.

[Madmal]

Three cards please.

here ya go....

*evnafets is hit on the chest by 3 flamming arrows*

DARN IT!!!:smallfurious: my aim is too high!!!

[Glaivemaster]

Hmm, evnafets appears to be on fire

Was it Ego, in the SMBG, with the flamethrower?

[Madmal]

Hmm, evnafets appears to be on fire

Was it Ego, in the SMBG, with the flamethrower?

*MEEP*, no!! it was me, in the bathroom, and with flaming arrows and a poor aim!!!

*chases glaivemaster around while trying to aim a little above his knees....*

[Alarra]

Man...sorry Evvie...only in for a minute and you get called a goose, robbed, and set on fire....not your day, really.

*looks out the window*
At least you didn't run after Mr. E....that's a heck of a fall.

[Madmal]

*stops chasing glaivemaster, and leans on the window*

*whistle* true dat, poor fellow... to end this way...

whose turn it is?

[Glaivemaster]

I don't know. Who's boss around here at the moment?

*Makes a grab for Malmagor's bow*

[Madmal]

I don't know. Who's boss around here at the moment?

*Makes a grab for Malmagor's bow*

*knockdown blow*
*turning groin kick and executes a Tae known do stance*

I-YAIYK-TAAAAA!!!

*watches Glaivemaster or the flor*

er.....Fatality?-_-U

[Glaivemaster]

*Leaps to his feet*

Not yet. HADOUKEN!

*You know what happens here...*

[Madmal]

*You know what happens here...*

*yeah, you throw a huge force of energy that leaves a hole with a quite cooling breeze instead of the window, which i manage to dodge easily, but then i came with the nasty surprise that one of my copper-painted nails broke with the sudden movement, and since my nails grow at a desesperately slowly rate while beign female while faster while male (i know, curious...) i get mad at you, knock you down to the floor (again...) and go Alligator on you until you're nothing else than a bloody pulp with less that 1 inch of height...*

....

*and then i remember that i can activate a regenerate ability and i re-grow my nail; but since the paint isn't there anymore, i'm still pissed and sit on chair while grumbling*

[Glaivemaster]

Hmm, troublesome, but still easy to overcome. It is refreshing to fight somebody who hits slightly harder than a kitten. But only slightly

*Cuts off all of Malmagor's nails with his glaive, while flipping over his head and firing another blast of energy into her*

And now, back to cards. Anyone got any Jacks?

[Madmal]

Hmm, troublesome, but still easy to overcome. It is refreshing to fight somebody who hits slightly harder than a kitten. But only slightly

*Cuts off all of Malmagor's nails with his glaive, while flipping over his head and firing another blast of energy into her*

And now, back to cards. Anyone got any Jacks?

*glaivemaster's glaive brokes, because he aimed lousy and attempted to cut her fingers instead*

Photosynthesis!!

*Malina absorbs part of his attack, while the other half easily cures due to fast healing*

There, there...now get quiet. i've two right here...

*gives two jacks to Glaivemaster*

[Glaivemaster]

Hmm

*fixes glaive*

I'd better be off now anyway. You can keep those Jacks

[evnafets]

Hey, theres no way I can quit when my luck is running as hot as this.
I'm on FIRE!

Lets see what we can do with this crap hand

(Rolls the dice) [roll0]

[Alarra]

"Sweet! A six!" Mr. Alarro picks up the six and tosses it in the air. "Quick! before it lands!" He assumes everyone else realizes that rolling a 6 means quickly change seats with the person 3 over from you.