Useful fluffy magic items?

[cosmonuts]

I don't mean useful and full of fluff. I mean useful in a fluffy way. Also disregard price.

The Sextant of the Planes (Planar Handbook), for example, can tell you planar characteristics. This item is pretty useful in a fluffy way. I can imagine wizards would be carrying them around.

[nedz]

Deck of Many Things.

Owning one upholds your chaotic credentials, and you can even threaten to allow people to draw from it.

[Xaroth]

I don't mean useful and full of fluff.

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[molten_dragon]

I don't mean useful and full of fluff. I mean useful in a fluffy way. Also disregard price.

The Sextant of the Planes (Planar Handbook), for example, can tell you planar characteristics. This item is pretty useful in a fluffy way. I can imagine wizards would be carrying them around.

Nolzur's marvelous pigments. Forget something before you entered the dungeon? Just paint a picture of it, and now you have one!

[Vedhin]

Rod of Ropes. It's just awesome.

[ericgrau]

Unguent of timelessness. 150 gp and preserves organic material for years. I mainly use it on special tasty food.

Phylactery of faithfulness. 1000 gp to ask if an action goes against your alignment whenever you want. The cornerstone of a paladin I had that liked to be on the edge.