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Callos_DeTerran
2014-06-07, 11:28 PM
Alright, I've recently run the We Be Goblins! module and despite a disappointing finale (the party died against Vorka and Cuddles after there was a chance for great hilarity in blowing themselves up with gunpowder trying to get into the ship) they had a lot of fun and there was talk about future goblin adventures. So I found myself reading up about goblins in Pathfinder and...the'yre freakin' hilarious! I especially love the fact that they have such a musical/rhyming tradition going on but...uh...I'm not so good at either of those things.

Anyone got any good goblin rhymes or songs?

Thrudd
2014-06-08, 12:27 AM
Alright, I've recently run the We Be Goblins! module and despite a disappointing finale (the party died against Vorka and Cuddles after there was a chance for great hilarity in blowing themselves up with gunpowder trying to get into the ship) they had a lot of fun and there was talk about future goblin adventures. So I found myself reading up about goblins in Pathfinder and...the'yre freakin' hilarious! I especially love the fact that they have such a musical/rhyming tradition going on but...uh...I'm not so good at either of those things.

Anyone got any good goblin rhymes or songs?

Read "The Hobbit"

Coidzor
2014-06-08, 12:36 AM
Everyone loves taking slaves and singing Down, Down to Goblin Town(You Go My Lad) (http://youtu.be/ogTDa-vG2MQ)!

And who can forget that classic marching song, Where There's a Whip, there's a Way (http://youtu.be/YdXQJS3Yv0Y)!

And this album just wouldn't be complete without Win the Battle, Lose the War, (http://youtu.be/jVgZDcUQPEY?t=1m3s) perfect for disheartening Gondormen when they march on the Towers of the Teeth.

/Whose Line Routine

Callos_DeTerran
2014-06-08, 01:37 AM
Read "The Hobbit"

Never, can't stand Tolkein's writing.


Everyone loves taking slaves and singing Down, Down to Goblin Town(You Go My Lad) (http://youtu.be/ogTDa-vG2MQ)!

And who can forget that classic marching song, Where There's a Whip, there's a Way (http://youtu.be/YdXQJS3Yv0Y)!

And this album just wouldn't be complete without Win the Battle, Lose the War, (http://youtu.be/jVgZDcUQPEY?t=1m3s) perfect for disheartening Gondormen when they march on the Towers of the Teeth.

/Whose Line Routine

While...'fun'? Those are a bit too...smart for Pathfinder goblins.

Thrudd
2014-06-08, 01:54 AM
Everyone loves taking slaves and singing Down, Down to Goblin Town(You Go My Lad) (http://youtu.be/ogTDa-vG2MQ)!

And who can forget that classic marching song, Where There's a Whip, there's a Way (http://youtu.be/YdXQJS3Yv0Y)!

And this album just wouldn't be complete without Win the Battle, Lose the War, (http://youtu.be/jVgZDcUQPEY?t=1m3s) perfect for disheartening Gondormen when they march on the Towers of the Teeth.

/Whose Line Routine

Why did you leave out everyone's favorite campfire dwarf-roasting song? Funny Little Things (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oBvkWgzzOI)

BWR
2014-06-08, 06:15 AM
While...'fun'? Those are a bit too...smart for Pathfinder goblins.

Goblins have an Intelligence of 10.

HighWater
2014-06-08, 06:35 AM
Goblins have an Intelligence of 10.

And their behaviour as described in fluff and battle-tactics doesn't match that Int score at all...

SethoMarkus
2014-06-08, 07:23 AM
I would suggest taking any gruesome or macabre phrase and turn it in a gleeful, sing-song jingle for the goblins to chant. An example might be "Burns the flesh, turns the wheel; peels their skin to makes them squeal!"

Raimun
2014-06-08, 12:46 PM
Goblin's Dance (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7YbZN4UDEA) by Ensiferum, of course.

Iku Rex
2014-06-08, 01:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUksDJCijw&t=26m41s

Short, but catchy.


Oh wait, songs sung by goblins, not for them. Nevermind. :smallredface:

QuidEst
2014-06-10, 07:21 PM
If you ever need any on a particular subject, feel free to contact me. I'm not too bad at poetry, and goblin songs are simple enough. :smallbiggrin:

THEChanger
2014-06-11, 12:13 AM
Perhaps a Magic Dance would be suitable? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvyNOg4jSRg) :smallbiggrin: