Leather_Book_Wizard
2007-03-03, 12:24 PM
Mean Old Cranky Pants
Hit Die: d6
Requirements:
Skills: Perform (oratory) 8 ranks, Spot 4 ranks, Listen 4 ranks, Knowledge(local) 5 ranks
Feats: Weapon Focus (Quarterstaff)
Special:Must be of the old or venerable age category. Must have been mean and/or cranky (DM's discretion) to at least ten people, one of which must have been a commoner and one of which must have been younger than 14. Must have worn a pair of pants.
Class Skills: Bluff(Cha), Listen(Wis), Perform(oratory) (Cha), Knowledge(local) (Int), Intimidate(Cha), Spot(Wis), and Profesion (wis)
Skill Points at Each Level: 2+Int modifier.
MEAN OLD CRANKY PANTS
{table=head]Level|BAB|Fort Save|Ref Save|Will Save|Special
1st|
+0|
+0|
+2|
+2|Cane Thwack +2, Intimidating Rant
2nd|
+1|
+0|
+3|
+3| Stop throwing things at my house!
3rd|
+1|
+1|
+3|
+3|Cane Thwack +3, Biting Sarcasm
4th|
+2|
+1|
+4|
+4|Tough Old Bird
5th|
+2|
+1|
+4|
+4|Cane Thwack +4
6th|
+3|
+2|
+5|
+5|Angy Lecture
7th|
+3|
+2|
+5|
+5|Cane Thwack +5, You hooligans go home!
8th|
+4|
+2|
+6|
+6|Rage
9th|
+4|
+3|
+6|
+6|Cane Thwack +6
10th|
+5|
+3|
+7|
+7|Mean and Cranky people never die.[/table]
Cane Thwack(Ex): The cranky pants is known for wacking those who cross him with his walking stick. He gains a +2 competence bonus on all attack rolls made with a quarterstaff. The bonus increases by +1 every other level.
Intimidating Rant(Ex): The mean old cranky pants' angry voice can shake even the toughest of foes. Once per day for every class level he possesses, he may add his ranks in Perform(oratory) to an Intimidate check.
Stop throwing things at my house!(Ex): The mean old cranky pants is accustomed to having things thrown at him. He gains a +5 competence bonus to AC whenever he is attacked with thrown or ranged weapons.
Biting Sarcasm(Su): The cranky pants' sarcastic rmearks can actually harm the target. Wice a day per 2 class levels, the mean old cranky pants can make a Bluff check (DC 10+ 1/2 half target's level) against an opponent to deliver a biting sarcastic remark. The target must make a will save (DC 10+Bluff modifier) or suffer 1d6 points of damage per every three character levels possessed by the cranky pants . Mindless creatures are unaffected.
Tough Old Bird(Ex): The mean old cranky pants is tough both mentally and physically. He gains natural armor +3 and the benifits of the Iron Will feat. (This stacks with the feat, should he also have it.)
Angry Lecture(Ex): 3 times per day, a mean old cranky pants may make a special lecture check. The target of the lecture must be at least one age category younger than the cranky pants. The cranky pants adds his class level and his ranks in Perform(oratory) to the lecture check, The lecture has different affactes, depending on the success of the check.
{table=head]Roll|Effect|
1-9| Nothing
10-14| Target is shaken for 1d4 rounds.
15-20| Target is shaken and dazed for 1d8 rounds
21-25| Target acts as though under the effects of a fear spell cast by a spellcaster of the cranky pants' level.
26+|DM's Dicretion[/table]
You hooligan's go home!(Ex): Once per day, a mean old cranky pants may make a DC 25 Perform(oratory) check in order to start a rant causing the targets to go home. This affects 3 targets per level. The targets must fail a Dc 14+ Cha modifier Will save to be driven home. Outsiders are banished to their native planes.
Rage(Ex): Once per day a mean old cranky pants may rage as a barbarian of one fourth his level.
Mean and Cranky people never die.(Ex): As longas the cranky pants remains truly mean, old, and cranky (DM's discretion), he is incapable of dieing of old age. He can still die of any other cause.
Hit Die: d6
Requirements:
Skills: Perform (oratory) 8 ranks, Spot 4 ranks, Listen 4 ranks, Knowledge(local) 5 ranks
Feats: Weapon Focus (Quarterstaff)
Special:Must be of the old or venerable age category. Must have been mean and/or cranky (DM's discretion) to at least ten people, one of which must have been a commoner and one of which must have been younger than 14. Must have worn a pair of pants.
Class Skills: Bluff(Cha), Listen(Wis), Perform(oratory) (Cha), Knowledge(local) (Int), Intimidate(Cha), Spot(Wis), and Profesion (wis)
Skill Points at Each Level: 2+Int modifier.
MEAN OLD CRANKY PANTS
{table=head]Level|BAB|Fort Save|Ref Save|Will Save|Special
1st|
+0|
+0|
+2|
+2|Cane Thwack +2, Intimidating Rant
2nd|
+1|
+0|
+3|
+3| Stop throwing things at my house!
3rd|
+1|
+1|
+3|
+3|Cane Thwack +3, Biting Sarcasm
4th|
+2|
+1|
+4|
+4|Tough Old Bird
5th|
+2|
+1|
+4|
+4|Cane Thwack +4
6th|
+3|
+2|
+5|
+5|Angy Lecture
7th|
+3|
+2|
+5|
+5|Cane Thwack +5, You hooligans go home!
8th|
+4|
+2|
+6|
+6|Rage
9th|
+4|
+3|
+6|
+6|Cane Thwack +6
10th|
+5|
+3|
+7|
+7|Mean and Cranky people never die.[/table]
Cane Thwack(Ex): The cranky pants is known for wacking those who cross him with his walking stick. He gains a +2 competence bonus on all attack rolls made with a quarterstaff. The bonus increases by +1 every other level.
Intimidating Rant(Ex): The mean old cranky pants' angry voice can shake even the toughest of foes. Once per day for every class level he possesses, he may add his ranks in Perform(oratory) to an Intimidate check.
Stop throwing things at my house!(Ex): The mean old cranky pants is accustomed to having things thrown at him. He gains a +5 competence bonus to AC whenever he is attacked with thrown or ranged weapons.
Biting Sarcasm(Su): The cranky pants' sarcastic rmearks can actually harm the target. Wice a day per 2 class levels, the mean old cranky pants can make a Bluff check (DC 10+ 1/2 half target's level) against an opponent to deliver a biting sarcastic remark. The target must make a will save (DC 10+Bluff modifier) or suffer 1d6 points of damage per every three character levels possessed by the cranky pants . Mindless creatures are unaffected.
Tough Old Bird(Ex): The mean old cranky pants is tough both mentally and physically. He gains natural armor +3 and the benifits of the Iron Will feat. (This stacks with the feat, should he also have it.)
Angry Lecture(Ex): 3 times per day, a mean old cranky pants may make a special lecture check. The target of the lecture must be at least one age category younger than the cranky pants. The cranky pants adds his class level and his ranks in Perform(oratory) to the lecture check, The lecture has different affactes, depending on the success of the check.
{table=head]Roll|Effect|
1-9| Nothing
10-14| Target is shaken for 1d4 rounds.
15-20| Target is shaken and dazed for 1d8 rounds
21-25| Target acts as though under the effects of a fear spell cast by a spellcaster of the cranky pants' level.
26+|DM's Dicretion[/table]
You hooligan's go home!(Ex): Once per day, a mean old cranky pants may make a DC 25 Perform(oratory) check in order to start a rant causing the targets to go home. This affects 3 targets per level. The targets must fail a Dc 14+ Cha modifier Will save to be driven home. Outsiders are banished to their native planes.
Rage(Ex): Once per day a mean old cranky pants may rage as a barbarian of one fourth his level.
Mean and Cranky people never die.(Ex): As longas the cranky pants remains truly mean, old, and cranky (DM's discretion), he is incapable of dieing of old age. He can still die of any other cause.