AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins

[Lord Magtok]

Should have expected it, Magtok. And wait, you're accepting your fate as loving Mal?

No. I'm fighting it from within my mind, trying to swich over to the android's mind, and hoping that I can get my pistol out of my pocket, and shoot myself.

Unfortunately, the potion is winning. *A telepathic scream is heard in everyone's mind.*

*Orders another robot to fetch some chocolates.*

[Castaras]

OooooOOOOoo! :smallamused:

Magtok and Malina in a tree,
Doing what they shouldn't be!
First comes Love
Then comes marriage
Then comes a baby in a robot carridge!

[Saurous]

No. I'm fighting it from within my mind, trying to swich over to the android's mind, and hoping that I can get my pistol out of my pocket, and shoot myself.

Unfortunately, the potion is winning. *A telepathic scream is heard in everyone's mind.*

*Orders another robot to fetch some chocolates.*


OooooOOOOoo! :smallamused:

Magtok and Malina in a tree,
Doing what they shouldn't be!
First comes Love
Then comes marriage
Then comes a baby in a robot carridge!


*Jumps up and pulls out a notepad*

Now, Magtok, if I used this as blackmail, would you prefer if it was revenge for all the necrophilliac jokes, or for all the MC+Saurous jokes? :smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

Cassie, I'm going to kill you and stuff you in one of your pies when this potion wears off.

*Out of nowhere, a laser emerges from a wall, and melts 'LM and MA' into Cassie's forehead.*


Now, Magtok, if I used this as blackmail, would you prefer if it was revenge for all the necrophilliac jokes, or for all the MC+Saurous jokes?

Revenge for the MC+Saurous jokes. It matches with the current situation better. And I'm going to kill you too.

[Madmal]

Genosians? what the hell are you talking about?:smallconfused:

OooooOOOOoo! :smallamused:

Magtok and Malina in a tree,
Doing what they shouldn't be!
First comes Love
Then comes marriage
Then comes a baby in a robot carridge!


Er...i shiver to think about it...

*receives flowers and chocolates*
Awwwwww...shouldn't have bothered!!:smallsmile:

[Castaras]

* Shoots self *

* New clone comes out, with unmelted forehead *

Oh don't worry, you'll grow out of it. :smallamused:

And Malina seems happy...:smallamused:

[Saurous]

Genosians? what the hell are you talking about?:smallconfused:

Genosians are the inhabitants of the planet Geonosis in the Star Wars universe. Basically it means I've been playing to much of the Republic Commando game. They need to put warning labels on these things.



Revenge for the MC+Saurous jokes. It matches with the current situation better. And I'm going to kill you too.

Go ahead and try. I'll be alive again within a few minutes. :smallamused:
And I really hate the fact that those jokes ended up being true. So, I guess I'll use it as revenge for that.

[Lord Magtok]

Gah! The potion hasn't worn off yet! Hmm...maybe she'd like to go to the movies later...NO! NO! That's wrong! That kind of thought is sick! What if Malmagor were to suddenly return?!? Why won't this potion wear off! And that little jerk Saurous. If I only had pixel shaders, I'd have been able to rent and play SW Republic Commando or whatever its called! Must...surrender control of...mind to...the android half...

*Head explodes, and suddenly reforms.*

*Asks Malina out to go see some sappy movie at the local movie theater.*

[Castaras]

They look like a sweet couple, don't they? And suit each other so well...:smallamused:

[Saurous]

Indeed, they do.

*Pulls out a video camera*

The heroes are right, love is the most powerful force on Earth. Especially when you use it as blackmail against your enemies.

[Madmal]

And Malina seems happy...:smallamused:

Hey, is free food! and Magtok's funny...


They look like a sweet couple, don't they? And suit each other so well...:smallamused:
i fail to see how do we suit...

and Magtok: yes , i can, but not a too happy/sugary one...i'd get sick...

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*wakes up*
*yawn*

What did I mi-

*looks around*

I'm not sure I'd like to know...
...who wants to go play WoW?

[Lord Magtok]

*Grabs a listing of all the movies in the theater.*

How about...hmm...you want to choose? I cant find anything. And just so you know, the love potion had no affect on me. I just never managed to get the nerve to admit my feelings towards you, Malina.

That's a dirty lie! Get out of my head, love potion! The last thing I need in life is getting emotionally attached to anything!

On the contrary, this might be good for you, Magtok. A chance to calm down, relax, and finally enjoy yourself instead of dodging bllets and making threats.

I said get out of my head. NOW.

No. In fact, I'm starting to like it here. Maybe I'll stay here permanently.

You realize that you're just a personification of a love potion's effects, right?

And you're simply the personification of Maggie's anger, rage, and emotional insecurity.

:smalleek: ...That was low. Even for you. :smallfrown:

[Castaras]

And when do I tell them the effect on that potion should have ended by now? :smallamused:

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Wow, Magtok. That was low.

[PirateMonk]

Uh... I think that's more of a personification of the Fermium Rods' newest virus.

[Saurous]

*Presses the "Stop" button on the camera, and switches tapes*

Magtok, could you repeat that last part? I didn't get it on film.

You know you're just working on your insecure feelings with the ones you love.

...Shut up, Manifestation of Love. Now go back into the corner.

Saur and Mo- :smallamused:

IN THE CORNER!

[Castaras]

I'm so glad I don't have any of those effects on me. Must be horrible.

* Gets blindfold ready *

[Madmal]

*Grabs a listing of all the movies in the theater.*

How about...hmm...you want to choose? I cant find anything. And just so you know, the love potion had no affect on me. I just never managed to get the nerve to admit my feelings towards you, Malina.


ow...how sweet of you to say that...but you said you were an evil overmind or somewhat like that...isn't stuff like romance too risky for you kind?:smallamused:

*munches on some chocolates*

[Lord Magtok]

And when do I tell them the effect on that potion should have ended by now? :smallamused:

(It would've ended...if I had a normal human biologcal system.)


isn't stuff like romance too risky for you kind?

There's no danger I wouldn't gladly face for you, Malina.

Hey Anger, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. I just really like it here and...

Shut up. :smallfrown:

C'mon, you know I didn't really mean-

Go away.

I'm just trying to-

No. You've done enough.

Geez, someone sure is sensitive...

Leave. Now. Tell Malina the truth, and then go.

No. Can't you see? I'm just trying to help!

By getting me black-mailed and laughed at?

Forget them. Just go along with it, enjoy yourself, and soon they'll leave you alone.

Fine, I give up. :smallannoyed: Just kill me as soon as you're done.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*eats random pie sitting around*

[Castaras]

That random pie didn't have love potion. It has insanity potion. Therefore Fus, it shouldn't do anything to you.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Probably.

*eats a cake*

[Castaras]

Now that one was the last non-love potion infested food I baked. That one is a paralysis poison infested food.

And I'm going into hiding now. Quickly.

* Hides in kitchen *

[PirateMonk]

<Joins Fus. in pastry consumption> Really, what happened to those puny liches?

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*drinks love potion*
*looks away from PM*

[Madmal]

There's no danger I wouldn't gladly face for you, Malina.

hehee...that could be considered as sweet...but we both know is just the potion speaking...i was hours on that roof staring at MC...and besides...

*whispers something in Magtok's ear as she slips a vial with blue fluid on his pocket*

Now be a nice mastermind wannabe and drink that vial...you know you wanna...
*shapeshifts and flies to the roof so Fus can't see her*

[Lord Magtok]

*Orders a robot to get some cash for the trip to the movie theater.*

Do you plan on getting a popcorn, snack, or a drink, Malina? I need to know how much money to bring.


*whispers something in Magtok's ear as she slips a vial with blue fluid on his pocket*

Now be a nice mastermind wannabe and drink that vial...you know you wanna...

*Drinks vial.*

See? The others are too busy eating now to pay any attention to you. Trust me, everything will be fine.

I said already that I gave up. Leave me alone.

Why can't we just have a friendly conversation?

Fine. we'll discuss whether you're the result of fermium rod radiation, or the love potion.

...I think I'm a little of both, but maybe its really just you opening up to someone-

There. We had a conversation. Now leave me alone.

You're really mean, Magtok. No wonder nobody loves you.

Shut up.

[PirateMonk]

*Orders a robot to get some cash for the trip to the movie theater.*

Do you plan on getting a popcorn, snack, or a drink, Malina? I need to know how much money to bring.

See? The others are too busy eating now to pay any attention to you. Trust me, everything will be fine.

I said already that I gave up. Leave me alone.

Why can't we just have a friendly conversation?

Fine. we'll discuss whether you're the result of fermium rod radiation, or the love potion.

...I think I'm a little of both, but maybe its really just you opening up to someone-

There. We had a conversation. Now leave me alone.

You're really mean, Magtok. No wonder nobody loves you.

Shut up.

"I love him."

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*walks around with eyes closed*

*bumps into someone, causing eyes to flicker open*

Umm...how did I get on the roof?

[Saurous]

*Saurous hides for cover away from Fus, but leaves a zombie camera man behind. As he does so, a disturbingly bright and joyous Saurous appears from nowhere.*

Hey, guys! Would you like to join me as I sing a song?

Saur and-

I told you to GET IN THE FREAKING CORNER! How the heck did you even get out here anyways?!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

I'm going to go eat some yogurt now.

[Lord Magtok]

Saurous, shouldn't you try to keep all your personalities in your head, instead of letting them roam freely? It can clutter your thoughts, but personally, I think its safer.

Oh, and KEEP SINGING SAUROUS!

[Saurous]

Saurous, shouldn't you try to keep all your personalities in your head, instead of letting them roam freely? It can clutter your thoughts, but personally, I think its safer.

Oh, and KEEP SINGING SAUROUS!

I try to, but Love/Happiness/Good here manages to slip out every one in a while.

Okay, Magtok! Saur and Moo-

I said for you to shut up.

NEVER!

*Saurous kicks the Manifestation down the stairs to the basement, and locks the door behind him*

[Madmal]

*voice from the roof*

oh yeah, maybe you tried to kill me yesterday out of spite and jealousy? Hm?

[Saurous]

*voice from the roof*

oh yeah, maybe you tried to kill me yesterday out of spite and jealousy? Hm?

Um....yes. :smallredface: And because it is fun to shoot bats out of the air.

*Voice from below*
That hurt, Saur! I'm not going to stop singing until you let me back out. Saur and Moon-

*Saurous summons a few Wights, and pushes them down the stairs, also. He closes and locks the door behind them.*

DUDE!

*A loud commotion and screams follow*

[Lord Magtok]

*Suddeny finds out the vial given to him by Malina was a love-potion antidote.*

Yes! She's finally-

Gone? No. Guess it must be either fermium rods or your true feelings that created me.

Crap. Are you at least weaker than before?

Yup. But I still think you should go out with her.

She's the post-GB version of a guy.

Whoa! Didn't know that. I see now why you didn't want to mess around with her. Maybe Cassie's availa-

No.

Moon Called might not be entirely loyal to Saur-

No.

Well then, who would you be fine with?

None of 'em.

:smallfrown: So I'm useless to you?

Yes.

I still think we should ask Cassie out.

Well I don't. And I get the final vote around here.

Fine. Come back to me if you change your mind, okay?

Okay.

Wow...I actually had a somewhat peaceful conversation with that jerk-

I'm still here.

...:smalleek: Oops...sorry.

Don't let it happen again. :smallannoyed:

Yes, m'lord. :smallfrown:

((I gotta go eat lunch now. Try not to mess around with my offline body too much.))

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*finishes eating yogurt*

[Lord Magtok]

I'm back! And nobody got to stab me or do anything else. Darn, how am I going to dispose of all these clones?

[Fuum Bango]

*explodes*

[Saurous]

*Kicks Fus down the stairs*

Hey, Personification of Happiness, found someone for you to sing with.

I hate you, Saur.

Now you're learning.

Saur and Moon Called
Sitting in a-

*Saurous slams the door and locks it.*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Hey, Saurous's Personification of Happiness. Would you like to sing annoying songs at a volume level audible to those upstairs?

[Lord Magtok]

I hate you, Saur.

Wait...a personification of happiness is cpabale of hating? That's odd. Wouldn't that cause him to suddenly not exist or something?

And what the heck was that explosion from?

[Saurous]

Sure! Would it be something about Saurous, or someone else?

*Saurous opens the door for a split second, and tosses a Thermal Detonator down into the basement*

Found something for you guys to play with.

When he exited my mind, he went from the Ultimate Good and Love to a natural being who is too happy and loving for his own good. So, no it wouldn't, Magtok. I'm trying to teach him what happens when he sings horrible songs about myself.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*casts disintegrate on the detonator*

Sure, about Saurous!

[Fuum Bango]

Dancehall Ragga.

[Lord Magtok]

Hey, Saurous, I have a karaoke machine somewhere that I was going to fuse to a puppy. Can I chuck it at them?

[Saurous]

No, they'd find a way to use it against me.

*From below*


*casts disintegrate on the detonator*

Sure, about Saurous!

Alright.

Saur and Moon Called,
Sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes-

*One of the Wights begin attacking Happiness again*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*sings along in bass voice*

[Lord Magtok]

What about an ICBINA? They've gotten old and are now nearly useless, but I'm sure it can handle your Happiness, considering how rarely you feel happy, the guy must be the frailest thing in existence.

[Castaras]

I think I'd better get cooking some more food...PM and Fus seem to have got through all the food...:smallamused:

Hang on. That means they have an overdose. Oh dear. :smalleek:

* Hides in kitchen again *

[Lord Magtok]

Hey Cassie, do you think you could make something to kill off the fermium-rod induced personality of mine that's been trying to hook me up with someone?

No! Don't let him kill me! I don't wanna die! :smalleek: Please Cassie, I'm the only hope left for this guy! Kill me, and we'll never be able to un-jerk-ify him!:smalleek:

I heard that. Start cooking Castaras. I want this personality dead ASAP. :smallannoyed:

[Castaras]

There ain't a cure for that love potion. That's why I use it.

[Saurous]

What about an ICBINA? They've gotten old and are now nearly useless, but I'm sure it can handle your Happiness, considering how rarely you feel happy, the guy must be the frailest thing in existence.

Heh, that's actually a good idea.

*Sends an ICBINA down the stairs, equipped with a whip and paddle*

What, in the name of- OH MY GODS!

And, he isn't only happiness. He's also love and Good, but since Good takes up almost nothing in my body, the only other thing he is powered by is love, which is there, but not very much.

[PirateMonk]

There ain't a cure for that love potion. That's why I use it.

Sure there is. I implanted a device behind my left eye that constantly feeds the antidote into my body. But certain clones refused. :smallmad:

[Castaras]

Wait, are you saying that some of you want that love potion? :smalleek:

[Lord Magtok]

There ain't a cure for that love potion. That's why I use it.

So he can't kill me! Yay!

Castaras, you're going to find a way to kill her, or I'm going to kill you.

You shouldn't threaten her like that, Magtok. You know she'll remember all your mean remarks and say no if you ever ask her out.

Why would I do that?

Aww..c'mon..you don't have to be so secretive about it...

I don't like her like tha-

Sure you don't. :smallwink:

See why I have to kill this thing, Cassie? Kill it, and I'll-

-Go out with her?

Shut up. I'll...give you an entire planet of organs, love potion, and the other stuff you use for your pastries.

That's sweet of you, Magtok. You should be more like that, instead of the grumpy, oversensitive guy you usually are.

Kill it. Please. :smalleek:

[Castaras]

:smalleek:

I'm no alchemist, but I'll have a look.

But why not just kill yourself and get a clone?

[Lord Magtok]

Its a fermium rod side effect.

And how Magtok really feels abut you, Cassie.

No, you're not. You're fermium rod radiation.

Whatever. But Cassie, don't kill me. We both know Magtok is a jerk, and if you kill me, then how are we going to end all the mean cracks about you being fat and stuff? He needs me. I'm AMEN's only hope for getting him to stop being a meany-head.

I thought I told you to go jump off a cliff.

See?

[Castaras]

If we do this...and mix...this and take into effect...that.

* Picks up small bottle *

One dose. Might work, might not.

[Saurous]

*Saurous wanders over to the zombie cameraman*

Did you get all that?

Yeah.

Exxxxcelent. :smallamused:

*The Manifestation wanders up from the basement, and somehow manages to get past the locked door. His eye twitches*

I saw things I shouldn't have...

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok swiftly grabs the bottle, and chucks it against a wall.

No! I won't let you kill me! He needs to stop being a meany-head! He needs to start dating, and he needs a son to follw his footsteps, and he needs a beautiful wife, Cassie! He needs you!

You can make another bottle of it, right? Can you force it down so she can't fight it?

[Castaras]

:eek: Some things were not meant to be heard...

I wrote the recipe down. * Gives another bottle *

[Saurous]

Eh, Magtok. I may be able to use a spell of some sort to subdue her long enough for you to get the antidote down your throat. It could be painful for your psyche, however, if I split her personality from yours. Not that I care, but I prefer not having you try to kill me later.

[Lord Magtok]

Eh, Magtok. I may be able to use a spell of some sort to subdue her long enough for you to get the antidote down your throat. It could be painful for your psyche, however, if I split her personality from yours. Not that I care, but I prefer not having you try to kill me later.

Thaat won't be neccesary, Saur. Thanks for the offer, though.

*Ties self up with a rope.*

Force it down. Do it. Now.

Nooooo...!!!!

[Castaras]

* Pours potion down then stands back *

[PirateMonk]

Its a fermium rod side effect.

And how Magtok really feels abut you, Cassie.

No, you're not. You're fermium rod radiation.

Whatever. But Cassie, don't kill me. We both know Magtok is a jerk, and if you kill me, then how are we going to end all the mean cracks about you being fat and stuff? He needs me. I'm AMEN's only hope for getting him to stop being a meany-head.

Actually, there's this fun spell called Crushing Despair. Or we could just psychicalyy alter his memories to make him happier.:smallsmile:

[Lord Magtok]

*The potion is swallowed, and a pink ghost of Magtok flies out of his mouth.*

The fermium rods will return, you flesh and metal abomination! We aren't done with you yet! You win this round, but I swear I personally will have my revenge!

*Cuts the ropes, and frees self.*

Well, I'm glad that's over. Anyone in the mood for some jokes about Saurous being a necrophilliac? I've got plenty of 'em.

[PirateMonk]

PirateMonk magically silences Lord Magtok.

"I know I'm not."

[Saurous]

*Saurous walks over and sits at a desk, and watches what happens, all while writing something on the inside of a folded-up piece of red paper*

Who's that for? Is it for You-Know-wh-

*Saurous says nothing, but pulls out a pistol and aims it at Happiness' face*

...I'll be quiet now.

[Castaras]

Nah, they've got a bit old y'know Mag.

[Lord Magtok]

*Uses an anti-magic sheild to stop PM's spell.*

I think I'll just go sit in front of the TV until someone decides to try to kill, torture, or depress me. Which means I probably won't even get to walk over to the TV before I'm assualted by someone.

[Castaras]

...I hate my mind.

And want another pizza? :smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

Hmm...lemme think about that, Cassie...NO!

[Madmal]

*The potion is swallowed, and a pink ghost of Magtok flies out of his mouth.*

The fermium rods will return, you flesh and metal abomination! We aren't done with you yet! You win this round, but I swear I personally will have my revenge!

*Cuts the ropes, and frees self.*

Well, I'm glad that's over. Anyone in the mood for some jokes about Saurous being a necrophilliac? I've got plenty of 'em.

*as the ghost reaches the ceiling it suddenly dissapears, like it is was sucked by something...*

I knew it was a good idea to carry this Iron Flask!!

[Lord Magtok]

Thanks, Malina. Could I see that flask? I know a great little spot where it could be stored for all of eternity, screaming in agony until the end of the world.

[Castaras]

Fair enough, Maggie.

Anyone else?

[Saurous]

Well, let me think about that, Castaras.

I think I'll tr- NO.

*Goes back to fiddling with the card*

[Castaras]

Now I wonder why people don't want any...? :smalltongue:

[Lord Magtok]

Hey Saurous, is that card for MC? Just curious. You don't have to point a gun at me. No, really, I'm just curious. Please don't shoot me.

[Saurous]

Now I wonder why people don't want any...? :smalltongue:

Well, I don't know, Castaras. Maybe it's because that's how this whole mess started. And, it caused Mr. "I'm to happy for my own good and only lives to make fun of Saurous about his love interests" here to leave my mind and come to the real world.

Well, that's not very nice... :smallfrown:


Hey Saurous, is that card for MC? Just curious. You don't have to point a gun at me. No, really, I'm just curious. Please don't shoot me.

Maybe, maybe not. You'll just have to wai-

Yeah, it is.

I told you to shut up.

[Madmal]

Thanks, Malina. Could I see that flask? I know a great little spot where it could be stored for all of eternity, screaming in agony until the end of the world.

*Voice from roof*
and let it waste like that?:smalleek:
It's a fermiun-based entity!!!...do you have any idea of how much positive energy i can get from it with the right rituals?:smallannoyed:

[Castaras]

Well nothing that bad has happened. And mr. Happy Saurous over there can always be murdered if you want. And at least we all got some blackmail material...:smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

Hey Cassie, could you make a pie for me? I need to get back at this one clown with a seltzer bottle from my childhood.

...and I am NOT going to be blackmailed. Mostly since I can't really be forced into doing anything for anyone, due to my low level and clone incompetence.

[Castaras]

* Gives pie *

Take it. I don't need this one.

[Saurous]

Well nothing that bad has happened. And mr. Happy Saurous over there can always be murdered if you want. And at least we all got some blackmail material...:smallamused:

Meh, I have better use for him.

*Pulls out a Bag of Holding, and stuffs Happiness down in it*

NOT FUNNY!

Now, I could probably use him as a power source for some weaponry I've been planing to make...

[PirateMonk]

*Voice from roof*
and let it waste like that?:smalleek:
It's a fermiun-based entity!!!...do you have any idea of how much positive energy i can get from it with the right rituals?:smallannoyed:

Actually, it's just a virus.

[Madmal]

Meh, I have better use for him.

*Pulls out a Bag of Holding, and stuffs Happiness down in it*

NOT FUNNY!

Now, I could probably use him as a power source for some weaponry I've been planing to make...

*Voice from roof*
Give it to me! you can't have enough positive energy!!

well, that's actually a lie, since you'll probably explode after assimlating a massive amount of it...but still...

[Saurous]

*Shouts up*

Get your own limitless supply of happiness that can be exploited in several ways! :smallannoyed:

And wouldn't you explode from too much Positive Energy, and implode from too much Negative Energy?

[Castaras]

So who do we bully/tease/poke fun at next?

[Madmal]

*Shouts up*

Get your own limitless supply of happiness that can be exploited in several ways! :smallannoyed:

And wouldn't you explode from too much Positive Energy, and implode from too much Negative Energy?

Yeah, you're right.....

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Did I hear something about pizza?

*chomp*

[Castaras]

Fus, are you internally immune to the potion or something? 'Cos I'd swear you've had around 30 doses of it in an hour...

[PirateMonk]

So who do we bully/tease/poke fun at next?

Meynolds? He's...

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Fus, are you internally immune to the potion or something? 'Cos I'd swear you've had around 30 doses of it in an hour...

Oh, completely. And plot devices keep me alive too.

[Castaras]

Phew.

* Heads back into Kitchen *

[PirateMonk]

<Uses the Reality Gauntlet to kill Fus.>

[Saurous]

*Saurous finishes writing in the card, and slides it under a paperweight near Moon's desk. He places a box of chocolate next to it, and then shuffles away*

[Castaras]

Aww, how sweet. :smallamused:

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*writes up card with black borders and slides it under Magtok's door*

[Lord Magtok]

*Tosses card into the fireplace, and watches it burn.*

Better luck next time, Fus.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

What? A black bordered card means someone you know has died.

[Lord Magtok]

But I didn't die...did I?

[Saurous]

Wait! That's not true yet.

*Pushes Fus back down the stairs, and sends a pair of devourers down after him. He locks the door*

There, now the purpose of the card should come true now.

[Lord Magtok]

Okay. By the way, I rented LOZ: Twilight Princess about an hour ago for the GC. Is it as good as they say?

[Saurous]

Okay. By the way, I rented LOZ: Twilight Princess about an hour ago for the GC. Is it as good as they say?

Two words: Hell yes.

The game is awesome, albeit short. The ending is a bit of a let down, though, but I won't say more, as it will ruin the surprise. One other complaint I have is that most of the bosses are too easy.

[Lord Magtok]

Crud. I was hoping for a real challenge. Should I leave the base for a litle while to prevent having the end spoiled for me?

[Saurous]

No, no. My lips are sealed.

*Places another object at MC's desk, a small bouquet. He then wanders away* That rhyme was completely unintentional.

[Lord Magtok]

Okay, then.

Any particular reason why you're doing all this for MC? Is her B-day coming up? Some special anniversary or something?

[Saurous]

I don't know, really.

*He glances over at his coffee machine. A purple vial is tipped over the top, pouring it's contents into the coffee*

Or, that could be it. I knew there was something wrong with my coffee this morning.

[Lord Magtok]

Well I'm sure she'll be happy about all you've done.

...Unless she's allergic to flowers and chocolates. Then you'd be in trouble.

[Saurous]

Well I'm sure she'll be happy about all you've done.

...Unless she's allergic to flowers and chocolates. Then you'd be in trouble.

You know what, something stupid like that will happen just to show that Luck/Karma/The universe still hates me.

[Lord Magtok]

Do you have some sort of defense system set up just in case?

I would if I were you. Also, did you make sure nobody put explosive runes on the note, love potion/poisoned the chocolates, or did something equally mean to the flowers?

And why am I trying to help anyways? Is something wrong with me today? (Other than what was wrong with me before.)

[Saurous]

Well, first of all, something is always wrong with you, Magtok.

And, secondly, yes I checked everything to make sure there were no explosives, poisons, killer bees, Barghests, or anything else in the flowers, chocolates, or card.

Finally, I do have a defense system set up.

[Lord Magtok]

Well, first of all, something is always wrong with you, Magtok.

I know, but why? Why has fated chosen that I must always suffer under these fermium rods, must die countless times, and must be called a bucket of bolts everytime I walk out the door? Why me, Fate? Why?

...I think I'll go drown my sorrows in some good senseless carnage. Do you have a portal to Endor?

[Saurous]

No, but I have a portal to Kashyyk. And Geonosis. And Dantooine. But no Endor.

[Lord Magtok]

Darn. What time period for Kashyyk? Maybe I can go off and disembowel some fuzzballs.

[Saurous]

I think it's after Order 66, but before the Emperor and Darth Vader are defeated.

[Lord Magtok]

Darn. The Trandoshans will have enslaved most of 'em by then.

How about Dantooine? SW KOTOR time period? I could always brutally disect some farmers...

[Saurous]

Hmm...yes, I think it is. Who knows, you may end up meeting HK-47 and he may join in on your rampage.

[Lord Magtok]

That'd be...wait. The big bad Sith guy kills everyone on the planet from orbit. Wouldn't I die too?

So what about Geonosis? Can I start becoming an insecticide there? Or is some little detail going to get in the way there, too?

[Saurous]

Bah.

*Pushes Magtok through the portal*

Just get out there and slaughter some insectoid creatures.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Crud. I was hoping for a real challenge. Should I leave the base for a litle while to prevent having the end spoiled for me?

Yeah, I played a demo of the game that has the ending of Goron Mines. Fyrus wasn't all that hard, except it's a bit hard to aim at him with the Wii Remote.

Oh, and Ganond-

*is hit with brick*

[Meynolds]

((Yes, lots and lots of clones.))

[Lord Magtok]

((Yes, lots and lots of clones.))

Meh, clones cannot stop me.

*Heads to Geonosis, and beomes the real reason why many Jedi died on Geonosis.* :smallamused:

*Then manages to mess up the timeline by saving Jango Fett, and stabbing Anakin.*

THAT is for your LOUSY ACTING! :smallfurious:

[Saurous]

Well, it's surprising how quickly this place quiets. I'll have to fix that. :smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

*Returns from journey to Geonosis.*

How do you plan to get rid of te silence? Are you going to change your eye color again? Or some other equally ridiculous shenanigan? Should I go get my rifle?

[Saurous]

No, I'm just testing the theory that a single post can cause conversations that keep a thread near the top of the page for a while.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*my head a splode*

Ow.

[PirateMonk]

"Sorry, I have to go. Maur insisted I help him practice with Smite Annoying. No idea why, it's not like I can do it. He said something about 'target practice,' but..."

PirateMonk wanders off. Screams start coming from the direction that he went.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*bakes up some swiss cake rolls*

Who wants some?

[Mr. Moon]

...

I have learned never to eat anything offered by any other AMEN member. Maggot may want some, though.

By the way, is the True Maggot dead?

[Saurous]

The, um, "Maggot" is dead. The True Magtok is still alive, I think.

And why do you think I, of all people, would poison food? :smallamused: There aren't any explosives in the flowers, either.

[Mr. Moon]

Flowers? I was referring to Fus.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

So, nobody wants any swiss cake rolls?

*eats entire batch*

Yum.

[Saurous]

Oh, sorry. I thought you were talking about the...

*The chocolate box on the table suddenly jumps up, says "Hi" to Moon, and then falls back down*

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called looks at the box of chocolets and smiles. "From you?"

((I have to get used to it somehow... :P Just remembered that I was trying to switch to that mode of posting.))

[Saurous]

Now what makes you say that? The fact that they talk, or the tag hanging from them?

He smirks.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Must...resist...eating...chocolates...Must...not.. .spoil...moment...!

*dunks head in swiss cake rolls*

[Mr. Moon]

((We should create some new Town characters. Two in love... Drow, probably.))

A look of awe comes over Moon Called's face. "That's amazing. Thank you, sweetie." Moon Called opens the box of chocolets, but pauses as she begins to put one in her mouth. "These don't have anyone's.... innarads in them, do they? Unlike many here, I'm not a canabal."

[Saurous]

No, no. I'm not that sick. Oh, wait.

He pulls one out, and tosses it to Fus.

That one had a kidney in it, but the others don't have anything that makes them inedible.

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called laughs, and places the chocolate in her hand in her mouth.

"These are delicious! Where'd you get them?"

[Saurous]

There are chocolate-making companies everywhere. And, no, I didn't take the president of Nestle or another company at gun point...if that's what you were thinking...

He doesn't laugh, but picks up the flowers he left on the table.

[Mr. Moon]

"I wasn't. But I am now."

The half-drow thinks for a minute, then shrugs it off. She pretends not to see the flowers.

[Saurous]

Eh, heh...Anyways, I forgot to give these to you.

He hands her the flowers, which is a bouquet of black and red roses.

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called takes the boquet with a blush. "I don't have anything for you, I'm afraid..." She says. She looks at Sarous for a second, then grins, and pulls him in for a kiss.

[Saurous]

Well, I didn't expect-

Saurous, a little surprised, allows himself to go for the kiss.

[Mr. Moon]

After a minute, Moon Called pulls away. She gazes into Sarous' eyes, not quite sure what to do next.

[Saurous]

Saurous takes a step back, and gazes into Moon's eyes. He stands like this for a moment, his hands behind his back.

[Mr. Moon]

As the romantic tension hightens, it is immediantly destroyed as Maur wanders into the room.

"Pirate Monk is boring. I practiced Smite Annoying on him, but he gets repetitive after a while. Oh, are those chocolets?"

[Saurous]

Saurous jumps slightly as Maur enters the room.

Well, doesn't that figure. :smallannoyed:

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called shoots an embarased glance at Sarous, then kneels to talk to Maur.

"Your Daddy gave those to me. Sorry, but you can't have any."

"Aw...."

Maur sighs and walks out of the room, muttering something about "Uncle Fus" and "Cake". Moon Called shoots a puzzeled look after her son.

"Since when did he call Fus 'Uncle Fus'?"

[Saurous]

Saurous shrugs, and then shudders.

I, for some reason, do not really want to find out.

He then smiles.

You know, the only way that could have been more awkward is if the Manifestation of Hap-

Hey guys! What's going on?

The manifestation of Saurous' happiness walks into the room. Saurous smacks his forehead.

You have got to be kidding me...

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called laughs. "Or Maggot. That would've sucked to." She looks around for a second, as if to see if the afore mentioned cyborg was walking into the room.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*head pokes up from cake rolls*

I thought you killed him?

And, yes, I'm equally surprised about Maur calling me "uncle".

*notices what's going on and puts a record on*

*this (http://music.atomic-fire.com/mp3/djn_phoenixproject_rproject/Rockman%203%20-%20Sparkman%20Stage.mp3) starts playing*

Oops. Wrong one.

*puts different record on, romantic music begins playing*

*resumes eating cake rolls*

[Saurous]

Hold on a moment.

Saurous turns to the personification.

Happiness, we've never had the chance to talk before have we? Come, let's chit-chat for a moment. :smallamused:

Okay! So, what are we going to talk about?

They slowly walk towards a door. Saurous opens the door, which is apparently the stairwell to the basement.

How about...this.

Saurous pushes Happiness down the stairs.

That...isn't...funny...any...more....Saurous! Ow, ow, ow, ow...

He continues like this for a few minutes, and then stops as he hits the basement floor.

Now, where were we?

[Mr. Moon]

((Remember the PG-13 ratting of this forum. ;P))

Moon Called grins. "Fus, I think you should leave."

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*still eating cake rolls*

Ok.

*moves into next room*

[Saurous]

Saurous looks over at Moon, blushing slightly, and not knowing what to say next.

[Mr. Moon]

((Erm... Timewarp?))

[Saurous]

((What's it to ya?))

[Mr. Moon]

((Meh. There's a chance my Mom might see this, so I don't want her to see... well, you know. :P))

[Saurous]

((Yes, I get your point))

So, I...um, guess I'll see you later?

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called nods, and picks up her chocolates. "See ya." She says, and returns to her chambers.

Minutes later, the sounds of water pouring begins to emit from her closed door.

[Saurous]

Saurous smiles, and wanders away. He also drops a little notecard. It reads:


This thread has been hijacked by Saurous.

[Destro_Yersul]

*reads thread*
*blinks*
*raises eyebrow*
o.0

I got nothin'...

[Lord Magtok]

Darn, I missed my chanceto ruin everything.

[Korith]

*Riddles Lord Magtok with bullets*

*The bullets say:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
But whence would you go
To be fed to a Grue?

[Castaras]

That isn't that good, y'know. I prefer the:

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
And I'm colourblind.

[Korith]

*Riddles Castaras with bullets*

*The bullets say
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Here they are standing in a row
y = x2 + 49 are standing to my left
y = 14w are standing to my right
Given that they're evenly spaced,
There is no coconut directly in front or behind me
And I'm standing in the middle of the row
How many Coconuts are there?

[Castaras]

My head hurts more than the bullet wounds.

Luckily I can get this useful zombie cleric to heal me.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

66 coconuts?

[Korith]

*Riddles Fus. Weapon 1337 with bullets*

*The bullets say
I am a room
But I have no walls
You can see me
When springtime falls

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

A mushroom!

[Korith]

Well, at least someone here survives the riddling bullets.

I think I'll mark them off as "approved", though. The annoyance factor seems adequate.

[Castaras]

Ouch. My head hurts still.

* Eats pie *

That's better. I'm glad I can tell which pie is which.

[Saurous]

*We interrupt this conversation with something very, very random*

*Saurous rushes through, and is closely followed by a massive, tentacle-headed, monstrous, Cthulhu-ripoff*

I try to invade R'lyeh, and this is what happens?

*He continues running, and the Cthulhu wannabe shouts "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"*

[Castaras]

Nothing unusual happening then.

[Korith]

*noxious burp*

[Lord Magtok]

I'm back again, everybody!

...And as always, nobody, missed me. :smallfrown:

I've been thinking...what if I were to stay out of everybody's business for a while, and instead focused on just trying to better our cause instead of worsening it? If I'm lucky, I may be able to delay the next fermium rod thing, too. :smallbiggrin:

Well, should I order my clones to stop messing around, or is there actually someone out there who enjoys seeing me suffer and make others suffer? :smallconfused:

EVIL, keep out of this. :smallannoyed:

[Castaras]

is there actually someone out there who enjoys seeing me suffer and make others suffer? :smallconfused:

<.<

>.>

No I don't know anyone like that. Except me of course.

[Lord Magtok]

No, really. I'm considering taking that fermium love-virus's advice, and just take a break from all the comments I always use to hide my own insecurities make Saurous and the others get so angry its funny.

[Castaras]

Err... of course...

* Quietly slips away and calls the men in white coats *

[Saurous]

Well, should I order my clones to stop messing around, or is there actually someone out there who enjoys seeing me suffer and make others suffer? :smallconfused:

I enjoy seeing others suffer, but not myself.

But, since I seem to always be the center of your jokes... :smallannoyed:




No, really. I'm considering taking that fermium love-virus's advice, and just take a break from all the comments I always use to hide my own insecurities make Saurous and the others get so angry its funny.

So...when do you get your nice, comfy room and a nice strait jacket?

[Lord Magtok]

What? Can't I just leave everyone alone and start acting like the second in command that I am? Is that so insane an idea? If it is, maybe I want to be locked up in a padded room! C'mon, its not like I've been able to accomplish anything!

Saurous+MC probably occured due to my meddling, and not in spite of it. If I can't even manage to stop co-worker interactions like that from occuring, maybe I'm not acting like the cruel, cold-blooded dictator that I claim to be.

[Castaras]

Eh. But what will I do with all this food if you go goodcruel dictator on us?

[Deathcow]

Well, should I order my clones to stop messing around, or is there actually someone out there who enjoys seeing me suffer and make others suffer? :smallconfused:

You mean, besides all of AMEN? No, nobody I can think of.


EVIL, keep out of this. :smallannoyed:

Why should we?

[Lord Magtok]

Eh. But what will I do with all this food if you go goodcruel dictator on us

Shove it down your own throat. Burn it in the fireplace. Throw it at EVIL. I really could care less.

Saurous, I order you to get over one of your portals, and fetch me an Imperial officer. Now.

Everyone else, attack the bovine!

[Castaras]

And there ends my fun and depression cure.

* Takes pies and cakes into kitchen. *

[Deathcow]

Everyone else, attack the bovine!

:smalleek: Uh... help?

[Castaras]

Oh look, target practise.

* Throws poisoned bladed pie *

[Rex Idiotarum]

What? Can't I just leave everyone alone and start acting like the second in command that I am? Is that so insane an idea? If it is, maybe I want to be locked up in a padded room!
Way ahead of you.



C'mon, its not like I've been able to accomplish anything!

Saurous+MC probably occured due to my meddling, and not in spite of it. If I can't even manage to stop co-worker interactions like that from occuring, maybe I'm not acting like the cruel, cold-blooded dictator that I claim to be.

Go, lead them into victory, whether they are willing or not. You call the shots on the EVIL assault, I'll handle their most powerful person in single manned combat.

[Lord Magtok]

*A pair of Agent Smiths enter the room.*

He is still only human bovine.

*They then start running towards Deathcow, ready to kick some cow.*

[Deathcow]

Gah! Why all the hate?

...Vow of Nonviolence AC boost, don't fail me now.

[Saurous]

Saurous+MC probably occured due to my meddling, and not in spite of it. If I can't even manage to stop co-worker interactions like that from occuring, maybe I'm not acting like the cruel, cold-blooded dictator that I claim to be.

Actually, that did occur because of your constant jokes. :smallamused:

But, more seriously, I already have three officers to choose from. Admiral Thrawn, Captain Pellaeon, and Lieutenant Tschel. But, Tschel can just be used as a meat shield, if you require so.

[Lord Magtok]

Any old officer will do. Preferably one who will simmply do as told.

*One Agent uses a fire extinguisher on Deathcow, and the other one loads a nig pistol and points it a DC's head.*

Tell me, Deathcow...can your vow stop a bullet from his gun? I doubt it.

[Saurous]

...so, do we wait for him to come back online, or toss him down the stairs now? Torture him? Hand him over to an ICBINA? Force feed him Castaras' cooking?

Alright, Pellaeon, get your hind end over there.

[Castaras]

Force feed him Castaras' cooking?

Good enough for me.

[Lord Magtok]

Is the Capt. here yet?

Capt. Pellaeon, you are now promoted to Commander of the 105th division of the AMEN infantry. Basically, you stand around and look proper, and hope that you are competent enough in retrieving things and delivering orders to the troops that I'm not tempted to kill you. Understand?

I'll give you some time to become acquainted with your troops. They are made up of jetpack equipped cyborgs, Heavy Weapons ICBINAs, and (literally) heatless undead snipers borrowed from 'Saurous', among many others.

You have 5 minutes before I start putting you through the most difficult challenge of your career. Make good use of it, and head to the bathroom before you're tempted to wet yourself.

[Saurous]

Pellaeon: :smalleek:

*Pellaeon runs off to use the restroom quickly*


Well, Pellaeon listens and completes orders, but isn't the bravest commmander. :smallannoyed:

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*laser laser laser laser laser laser MUSTARD!*

*dance dance revolution 3000 minus 8 = you and a dog*

KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KIIIILLLLL!!!!

[PirateMonk]

PirateMonk walks in, covered in cuts and bruises.

"Ugh... don't you two have any other children yet? I don't think that one likes me very much..."

He sees Deathcow.

"Ooh, target practice. By the way, I took Slayer of the Helpless last level, so the Vow actually counts against your AC."

[Lord Magtok]

Good, because I don't need a hero. I need a trusty underling in a Nazi-esque uniform that can be easily killed off and replaced.

Pellaeon, from now on, your name and rank is General Pelican. Your old name was annoying me due to the three vowels at the end.

General Pelican, when you finish, I want that toliet seat down, and that leaky sink fixed. After that, you must make my bed, dispose of the corpse Rex left on it, and come up with an adequate strategy for invading EVIL while getting to know your troops and vaccuming all the filth in my room that has accumulated since I abandoned it due to the fact the corpse had been threatening me and making rude comments about my phobia of talking, mutilated corpses.

[Saurous]

PirateMonk walks in, covered in cuts and bruises.

"Ugh... don't you two have any other children yet? I don't think that one likes me very much..."

He sees Deathcow.

"Ooh, target practice. By the way, I took Slayer of the Helpless last level, so the Vow actually counts against your AC."

Well, first of all, that will not be happening. :smallannoyed:

And, second of all, why is it that we are mobilizing so many troops against one enemy that isn't even here at the moment?

*Pelaeo Pelican exits the bathroom, and then begins fixing the sink*

Pelican: Am I a commander, or your maid?

[Castaras]

Well, first of all, that will not be happening. :smallannoyed:

No comment. :smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

For now, both. Prove yourself, and these menial tasks will soon be a distant memory as you learn what I really brought you here for.

[Saurous]

No comment. :smallamused:

Oh, be quiet. Never again.

Grr...the sink is fixed, now for the bed.

*He enters Magtok's room, and runs back out a few seconds later, shouting*

What is wrong with you people?!

[PirateMonk]

Well, first of all, that will not be happening. :smallannoyed:

Fair enough.


And, second of all, why is it that we are mobilizing so many troops against one enemy that isn't even here at the moment?

No idea. <Blows Deathcow off the face of the SMBGs>


*Pelaeo Pelican exits the bathroom, and then begins fixing the sink*

Pelican: Am I a commander, or your maid?

Bit of both, probably. I think he likes to mix things.

[Mr. Moon]

*Riddles Castaras with bullets*

*The bullets say
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Here they are standing in a row
y = x2 + 49 are standing to my left
y = 14w are standing to my right
Given that they're evenly spaced,
There is no coconut directly in front or behind me
And I'm standing in the middle of the row
How many Coconuts are there?


....

Kill!!!!

[Madmal]

*Pelaeo Pelican exits the bathroom, and then begins fixing the sink*

Pelican: Am I a commander, or your maid?

you can BE both, where's lf CROSSBOW?

[Saurous]

you can BE both, where's lf CROSSBOW?

......what? :smallconfused:


....

Kill!!!!

What is wrong with you? Are you allergic to coconuts, or just hate riddles?

[Castaras]

you can BE both, where's lf CROSSBOW?

Incoming disturbing images! Must hide! :smalleek:

* Hides in Kitchen *

[Lord Magtok]

PirateMonk walks in, covered in cuts and bruises.

"Ugh... don't you two have any other children yet? I don't think that one likes me very much..."


Why don't you have one yourself, PM? Oh, thats right. Sorry, I forgot no woman could ever love you. :smallamused:

The same could be said about you. And didn't you say you weren't going to make comments like that anymore?

I thought you were put in a bottle. And I lied to them. So what? :smallannoyed:

This is a new version of that fermium rod personality. And it makes a big deal that you lied. They were jjust begininng to trust and respect you, sorta.

And you coming back is going to only worsen matters. :smallannoyed:

Just try to-

No. I'm evil. I can lie and not feel guilty. Especially since they didn't seem to welcome the change.

Are you sure you're still the same Magtok?

I'm not. I'm the new and improved Magtok. Now get out.

*Sigh* Yes, sir. :smallfrown:

Wow...this new method really works. I actually got that thing to go away before it did anything! Yes! :smallbiggrin:

[PirateMonk]

....

Kill!!!!

It's y+y, I think.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Why don't you have one yourself, Fus? Oh, thats right. Sorry, I forgot no woman could ever love you. :smallamused:

The same could be said about you. And didn't you say you weren't going to make comments like that anymore?

I thought you were put in a bottle. And I lied to them. So what? :smallannoyed:

This is a new version of that fermium rod personality. And it makes a big deal that you lied. They were jjust begininng to trust and respect you, sorta.

And you coming back is going to only worsen matters. :smallannoyed:

Just try to-

No. I'm evil. I can lie and not feel guilty. Especially since they didn't seem to welcome the change.

Are you sure you're still the same Magtok?

I'm not. I'm the new and improved Magtok. Now get out.

*Sigh* Yes, sir. :smallfrown:

Wow...this new method really works. I actually got that thing to go away before it did anything! Yes! :smallbiggrin:

:eek:

Ok....?

[Lord Magtok]

I meant PM. Sorry, Fus. You two are so similar sometimes...

Pelican, I have a bottle of amnesia-causing mouthwash with me. You may feel the need to wipe away certain memories in the near future, so take it with you. *Hands over bottle.*

[PirateMonk]

I meant PM. Sorry, Fus. You two are so similar sometimes...

WHAT?!? I'm not likS cHZ) ?F ?<<`

[Saurous]

O...kay...

*Pelican wanders back into Magtok's room, and begins fixing the bed*


WHAT?!? I'm not likS cHZ) ?F ?<<`

Raise your hand if you saw that coming. :smallamused:

*Raises hand*

[Castaras]

* Blink *

Must remove images! Must remove images!

* Hides *

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

So, what? What's going on?

[PirateMonk]

Really! My cryptogram is way better than Fus.'s!

dS?<<G` 8G VDGLFKVD?* JZ A?G ^SFFSD FB?& cHZ)?Z`

[Mr. Moon]

......what? :smallconfused:



What is wrong with you? Are you allergic to coconuts, or just hate riddles?

I have a huge math test coming up. Algerbra is scary.

[Lord Magtok]

*Raises hand.*

Saurous? Do you think you could create a bunch of undead horses or something? We seem to lack a proper calvary.


I have a huge math test coming up. Algerbra is scary.

I sure hope you do better in math than you do with your spelling. :smalltongue: Its algebra. No "r." At least I'm pretty sure that's how you spell it...:smallconfused:

[Saurous]

*Raises hand.*

Saurous? Do you think you could create a bunch of undead horses or something? We seem to lack a proper calvary.



I sure hope you do better in math than you do with your spelling. :smalltongue: Its algebra. No "r." At least I'm pretty sure that's how you spell it...:smallconfused:

Yes, I can. Give me a minute, and you'll have your horses.

And, if your math is as bad as your spelling, you may have a problem on that "algerbra" test, Moon. :smallamused:

[PirateMonk]

Can I just raise the celestial mounts that died when I captured Meynolds's paladin worlds?

[Saurous]

Can I just raise the celestial mounts that died when I captured Meynolds's paladin worlds?

Too late.

*The undead mounts appear, and several Morghs Mogrhas Mohrgs begin placing light armor onto them*

I hate the word "Mohrg". I still don't know if I got that right.

[Lord Magtok]

I hate the word "Mohrg". I still don't know if I got that right.

Then don't use the word, Saurous. Give them ridiculous names like Lefty and Slartibartfast the 2nd, like I did with Gen. Pelican. You can call them something silly to confuse EVIL.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Yes, last time you got it right. Mohrg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohrg)

[PirateMonk]

Really Rex, it's just AMEN II. And where's my revenge beyond the normal amount?

[Saurous]

...so, I guess we are not going to attack anything today, right? I'll just be over here...um...drawing up battle plans. Yes, that's it.

*Saurous sits down in a chair, and begins writing/drawing something down. Pelican walks in, pouring a bit of the washmouth vial onto his head.*

Your room is done. What do you require of me now, sir?

[Lord Magtok]

Now? Umm...lets see...*Grabs a list.*

Have you taken a look at the troops? I highly reccomend you get to know your resources before you start drawing up siege plans for this place. *Hands him a map of the area around EVIL.*

Also, after that I want you to bark orders at them, get them to learn a few drills, and then ask yourself what Veers would've done in your situation.

[Saurous]

.... :smallfrown:

*Pelican walks off. Saurous' manifestation of Happiness walks in from the basement*

Ha! Saurous, I finally found the-

*Saurous throws a vial of some liquid at his head. Happiness tumbles back down the stairs*

I...hate...this...running...gag! Ow, ow, ow, ow ow...

*Saurous goes back to his "planning"*

[PirateMonk]

I'm so glad I don't have a split personality.
Sure you do! Remember me, the ninja who thinks he's you?
<Kills the ninja>

[Saurous]

He's not a split personality. He's the personification of love, happiness, and good that split away from my mind and became real when Magtok was afflicted by a love potion and fell in love with Malina for a time. Obviously, he's very frail and weak, due to the fact he is my happiness. :smallannoyed:

*Saurous makes a few sweeping motions with his pencil, erases it, and then begins writing again*

[Lord Magtok]

You can thank me for that, Saurous. Imagine what he could do to you if you actually enjoyed yourself around here!

He'd be like a uber-bard capable of making people start singing random musical numbers just by singing the first few lines!

[Saurous]

Yes, I could. And, I can do it, anyways!

Saurous and M-

*And, of course, Happiness is interrupted by the Wights that are still in the basement that are now ripping his face off*

That is a good thing. He'd also be able to make up more than one song about me. And imagine how powerful he'd be if I was a member of EVIL!

*Shudders at the thought*

[Lord Magtok]

See? Its for eveyone's benefit that I keep you unhappy, as illogical and insane as that sounds.

[PirateMonk]

<Force feeds Saurous a happiness potion> Not MY benefit. <Kills the wights and starts singing along> ((So any future singing must be a combination of blue-green and red until further notice.:smallamused: ))

[Saurous]

It's "illogical" not "unlogical". :smallannoyed: [/grammartyrant]

*Finishes his writing*

Anyone know if Commander Pel is done with his planning? I need someone to make fun of- I mean, compare my "plans" with.

[Lord Magtok]

*Stabs Saurous in the arm.*

That should ruin your hapiness. You're welcome.

[PirateMonk]

*Stabs Saurous in the arm.*

That should ruin your hapiness. You're welcome.

Nope. It's an Elixir of Inexplicable Euphoria.

[Lord Magtok]

*Gets an idea.*

Cassie, we need one of your love potions, quick! Saurous is enjoying himself too much!

[Saurous]

*Saurous sits there silently there for a moment, and then his frontal lobe explodes from his forhead*

Dangit. That's what happens when I experience the emotion "happiness" in massive amounts. I can experience joy without my Prefrontal lobe from collapsing, but if too much happens all at once....Boom. :smallannoyed:

[PirateMonk]

*Gets an idea.*

Cassie, we need one of your love potions, quick! Saurous is enjoying himself too much!

No. Just no. I've seen what happens when you combine them, and had an ocean of mouthwash since then, and... :smallyuk:

[Lord Magtok]

*Saurous sits there silently there for a moment, and then his frontal lobe explodes from his forhead*

Dangit. That's what happens when I experience the emotion "happiness" in massive amounts. I can experience joy without my Prefrontal lobe from collapsing, but if too much happens all at once....Boom. :smallannoyed:

Yes! He had a small annoyed smiley! We're safe! Oh, and that stab wound in your arm? Self-inflicted...I had absolutely nothing to do with it, I swear. :smalleek:

[Saurous]

Yes! He had a small annoyed smiley! We're safe! Oh, and that stab wound in your arm? Self-inflicted...I had absolutely nothing to do with it, I swear. :smalleek:

Of course you didn't. I'm feeling generous at the moment, but crack a joke involving me in the next few minutes, you may have to figure out how to function with a massive hole in your head, or figure out how to escape from being locked in a room with an ICBINA. :smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

Of course you didn't. I'm feeling generous at the moment, but crack a joke involving me in the next few minutes, you may have to figure out how to function with a massive hole in your head, or figure out how to escape from being locked in a room with an ICBINA. :smallamused:

Deal. Just don't get too happy about it.

[Saurous]

Good.

*The paper floats over to Saur, and he looks over it again. He puts it in his spectral pocket*

[PirateMonk]

"Hey, I figured out how I'm going to get my revenge after all!"

Two Fermium rods walk in.

"These two gentlemen will keep you busy while I seize control of... something."

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder, in more traditional garb, appears with his guitar and a cowboy hat. He begins a strummin (http://www.roughstock.com/cowpie/songs/songslister.html/t/twitty_conway/the_rose2-crd.html)'.

"Some say love, it is a river.
And that it drowns the tender reed.

And some say love, it is a razor,
And that it leaves your soul to bleed.

Some say love--it is a hunger:
An endless aching need.

I say love, it is a flower.
And you it's only seed.

It's the heart afraid of breaking,
That never learns to dance,
It's the dream afraid of waking,
That never takes the chance

It's the one who won't be taken,
Who cannot seem to give.
It's the soul afraid of dying,
That never learns to live.

When the night has been too lonely,
And the road has been too long,
And you think that love is only,
For the lucky and the Strong,

Just remember in the winter,
Far beneath the the bitter snow,
Lies the seed, that with the sun's love,
In the spring, becomes the Rose."

His slow melody over, Fullbladder proceeds to drop the guitar and hold the hat to his chest. Then, with teary eyes, he speaks.

"Iggy bless you, Conway Twitty. Iggy bless you."

This over, he sniffs the air, comments on how it smells of spring, the season of love, and lapses back into singing love songs.