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Ninjaman
2014-10-24, 05:04 AM
*Traps in a prison of your own thoughts*

EmeraldRose
2014-10-24, 07:36 AM
*breaks the ice*

V: *thank you smooches*

B-Man
2014-10-24, 10:06 AM
* coffee *

Orm-Embar
2014-10-24, 11:13 AM
*paints you blue*

*trades you for bagpipes*

Dudeons
2014-10-24, 12:23 PM
*fills bagpipes with panpipes*

EmeraldRose
2014-10-24, 12:49 PM
*fills bagpipes with puppies*

*looks around for kitties to add*

Zaydos
2014-10-24, 01:05 PM
*bursts out of the bagpipes sending puppies raining down on top of*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-10-24, 02:14 PM
*falls on top of*

*gets up*

*is standing on you*

Strategos
2014-10-24, 02:50 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**dresses each puppy up as a member of the Justice League**

Haruki-kun
2014-10-24, 03:25 PM
*climbs on back*

TO THE INTERNET!

B-Man
2014-10-24, 06:32 PM
* caffeine *

TheCountAlucard
2014-10-24, 07:40 PM
(tells a story)

EmeraldRose
2014-10-24, 07:51 PM
*tickles with a jellyfish*

Drakeburn
2014-10-24, 08:28 PM
*tickles with a puffer fish*

*puts a cork in the hole in my boat*

Zaydos
2014-10-24, 09:14 PM
*pops cork up into your face as I burst from the hole*

*eats your hand*

*smashes another hole into the boat and leaves*

@v: TEA!!!!!!!!!!

RabbitHoleLost
2014-10-24, 09:24 PM
*pushes a feeding trough full of tea towards*
WHO'S A GOOD DRAGON
YOU'S A GOOD DRAGON
*caffeine crashes*

Orm-Embar
2014-10-25, 08:43 AM
*fills your hat with water and water-lilies*

*adds a frog*

Dudeons
2014-10-25, 09:48 AM
*turns Orm into a giant d20*

Now don't you go rolling any ones!

*rolls towards TPBM*

TheCountAlucard
2014-10-25, 10:54 AM
(swipes your staff of d20-ness, and experiments with various techniques to cook pizza rolls with it, up to and including using it to push a tray of them into the preheated oven)

EmeraldRose
2014-10-25, 11:03 AM
*rolls a 1*

*bumps into TheCount and pushes him into the oven*

Whoops!

*closes the oven and sets the timer to volcano*

V: It's my costume, silly. :smallwink: Thanks for the coffee! :smallbiggrin:

Targ Collective
2014-10-25, 11:13 AM
*Keeps distance as demonics are not my thing*

*Gently pushes coffee towards and runs for it*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-10-25, 11:56 AM
*gives a magic book where all pages have Sepia Snake Sigil cast on them*

copycatcat
2014-10-25, 04:08 PM
*burns book*

SpeedWitch
2014-10-25, 04:23 PM
*adds salt to book-recipe*

Strategos
2014-10-25, 04:35 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a bar of chocolate to**

Drakeburn
2014-10-25, 11:06 PM
*melts the chocolate bar*

*traps TPBM in a thick chocolate coating*

Zaydos
2014-10-26, 12:24 AM
*bursts from the chocolate*

*sinks Drakeburn's boat with him on it*

Haruki-kun
2014-10-26, 01:09 AM
*eats leftover chocolate*

RabbitHoleLost
2014-10-26, 02:14 AM
*jumps on back*
Piggy back rides!

Drakeburn
2014-10-26, 08:57 AM
*pulls a bunny out of your hat*

TheCountAlucard
2014-10-26, 09:40 AM
(pulls an organ out of your chest)

Ta-da!

BasketOfPuppies
2014-10-26, 11:29 AM
*covers organ in Magic Shell*

Zaydos
2014-10-26, 03:52 PM
*bursts out of magic shell gnawing on Drakeburn's organ*

@v: I'll trade you for 4 buckets of eels.

Drakeburn
2014-10-26, 05:26 PM
Hey! Let go!

*tugs-a-wars Zaydos for my organ*

I really need that organ!

*starts slapping Zaydos with eels*

Haruki-kun
2014-10-26, 11:09 PM
*lassos*

Gotcha!

ThePhantom
2014-10-26, 11:16 PM
Lasso, eh? Let me show how to really use that.

*uses punjab lasso*

RabbitHoleLost
2014-10-26, 11:28 PM
*drops a piano on*

Zaydos
2014-10-26, 11:47 PM
*bursts out of piano*

*gives Rabbithole a cup of hot tea*

SpeedWitch
2014-10-27, 12:07 AM
*begins playing the piano, jostling you out of it and onto TPBM*

Haruki-kun
2014-10-27, 12:11 AM
*catches*
*tosses to next person*

Orm-Embar
2014-10-27, 07:13 AM
*settles into batting stance, swings hard, drives Zaydos fastball over your head and out of the ballpark*

*gives you popcorn*

RabbitHoleLost
2014-10-27, 09:59 AM
*catches Zaydos in a baseball glove*
*a really big baseball glove*
WHAT DO I WIN

Drakeburn
2014-10-27, 10:10 AM
*bursts-proofs everything in the thread*

*proceeds to spray everyone with anti-burst spray, including myself*

Just taking precautions.

Zaydos
2014-10-27, 10:34 AM
*bursts out of the cannister of anti-burst spray*

*hold up a piece of it which says the company that manufactured it*

Never buy things from Acme

*waves at myself in Rabbit's glove*

TheCountAlucard
2014-10-27, 06:43 PM
(drops an anvil on you)

Twelvetrees
2014-10-27, 07:23 PM
*Drops down on a rope, snags anvil, and gets lifted away*

"The thieves' guild has had a whole slew of odd requests recently."

Drakeburn
2014-10-27, 08:02 PM
*cuts the rope*

It just so happens that my Thieves' Guild really wants that anvil.

@V: All according to my plan! :smallamused: *tap-dances in Zaydos' stomach while playing around with a jackhammer and a flamethrower*

Zaydos
2014-10-27, 08:05 PM
*bursts off of the bottom of the anvil*

*eats Drakeburn*

*runs off with the anvil*

@v: Alucard gave it to me, and then it got stolen twice. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

Strategos
2014-10-27, 09:44 PM
**throws batarangs at**
"No one's stealing anything on my watch."

Orm-Embar
2014-10-27, 09:57 PM
*steals your watch*

*reassembles watch into a small robot army*

*sends robots to steal Gotham, all of it*

Drakeburn
2014-10-28, 12:41 AM
*appears as Spellbinder*

I believe that Gotham city you have there belongs to me.

*hypnotizes you into handing over Gotham to me*

Zaydos
2014-10-28, 12:47 AM
*bops on head*

No stealing Gotham

*puts the city back where it belongs*

*puts a pumpkin dragon in the town square with orders to give the children candy*

*throws some candy dragons in because they can help*

Twelvetrees
2014-10-28, 01:20 PM
*Bungees down, grabs a single piece of candy corn, bungees back up*
*Mutters*
"What next?"

copycatcat
2014-10-28, 04:03 PM
*greater dispel magics the candy corn, revealing its un-polymorphed form of a great wyrm gold dragon*

Drakeburn
2014-10-28, 04:05 PM
*performs a ritual to summon chocolate archons*

*orders archons to apprehend everyone in the thread and lock them in the dungeon*

Haruki-kun
2014-10-28, 05:12 PM
*gives a serving of pasta to*

Castaras
2014-10-28, 05:15 PM
* passes pie and hi-fives *

Zaydos
2014-10-28, 06:21 PM
*bursts out of the pie*

*ends up with my head in the way of the hi-five*

Ow!

Drakeburn
2014-10-28, 06:45 PM
*high fives into Zaydos' face*

Hey! This is fun!

Orm-Embar
2014-10-28, 07:03 PM
*decorates your boat with skeletons for Halloween*

*animates skeletons*

*orders skeletons to serve punch*

copycatcat
2014-10-28, 08:01 PM
*skeletons punch guests*
*spills fruit punch*

Twelvetrees
2014-10-28, 08:43 PM
*Surreptitiously wipes up spilled punch with a bright red handkerchief and looks at it in disgust before fading into the nearby shadows*

TheCountAlucard
2014-10-29, 01:04 AM
(diablerizes)

Amiria
2014-10-29, 12:35 PM
* hug *

Dallas-Dakota
2014-10-29, 12:41 PM
*kisses hand*

Charmed, as always.

EmeraldRose
2014-10-29, 12:46 PM
*gives cookies*

V: *fills mug*

Haruki-kun
2014-10-29, 02:45 PM
*raises coffee mug to*

Excuse me, Ma'am, could I have some more?

Strategos
2014-10-29, 06:16 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a slice of coffee cake to**

RabbitHoleLost
2014-10-29, 07:30 PM
*covers in blankets*
TIME TO GO BACK TO BED

Zaydos
2014-10-29, 08:52 PM
*injects with caffeine*

Time to get up and... um...

*spins the wheel of activities*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-10-29, 09:14 PM
*gives everyone their favorite coffee*

EmeraldRose
2014-10-29, 09:19 PM
YAY!

*sips a coffee*

*pets the puppies and gives them Rawhide rawhide to chew*

Drakeburn
2014-10-29, 10:46 PM
*dumps my cup of coffee on TPBM*

I don't like coffee.

SpeedWitch
2014-10-30, 01:59 AM
*chugs the coffee*

"You don't know what you're missin, man."

*drinks all the coffee in the thread and goes on a caffeine high*

RabbitHoleLost
2014-10-30, 02:13 AM
*gives a milkbone*
Sit!

...that was supposed to be in reverse order, wasn't it?

Strategos
2014-10-30, 03:34 AM
**gives a slice of pavlova to**

BasketOfPuppies
2014-10-30, 05:40 AM
*gives a slice of Pavlov to*

Haruki-kun
2014-10-30, 06:10 PM
*rings a bell, just to see what happens*

EmeraldRose
2014-10-30, 06:19 PM
*arrives in time for coffee*

*shares*

Drakeburn
2014-10-30, 08:41 PM
*turns coffee into hot chocolate*

RabbitHoleLost
2014-10-30, 10:21 PM
Hot chocolate I can deal with
*yoinks*

Haruki-kun
2014-10-30, 10:52 PM
*yoinks the yoinked chocolate*

Targ Collective
2014-10-31, 01:40 AM
*sets up a hot drink stall*

Targ Collective Drinks - full of LIGHT infusions

Amiria
2014-10-31, 04:10 AM
* orders a café au lait *

* but not too much 'avec' *

Orm-Embar
2014-10-31, 10:15 AM
*Takes coffee, gives thanks*

*also gives candy*

Zaydos
2014-10-31, 11:28 AM
*appears*

*eats candy*

*starts slowly disappearing in the sudden fog*

copycatcat
2014-10-31, 06:14 PM
*steal/dispel/eat candy*

EmeraldRose
2014-10-31, 07:46 PM
*takes around to all the houses with their porch lights on to get more candy*

*gets a little freaked out by the one house with the motion sensor lights that they don't come to the door*

*notices that so does everyone else*

V: These are the best! And so very dangerous....but the BEST! :smallbiggrin:

Targ Collective
2014-11-01, 07:18 AM
*Passes up chocolate covered coffee beans*

Belated happy Halloween!

Orm-Embar
2014-11-01, 09:21 AM
*performs experimental surgery on pumpkins*

RabbitHoleLost
2014-11-01, 12:51 PM
*smooches cheek*
*leaves black lip imprint there*

copycatcat
2014-11-01, 06:45 PM
*severes lips from body*

Targ Collective
2014-11-01, 06:49 PM
^ Chases around the thread with a big rubber hammer

*Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!*

Dudeons
2014-11-01, 09:23 PM
*steals orb of light*

*shapes orb into an icosahedron of light*

Much better.

Drakeburn
2014-11-01, 10:02 PM
*makes the orb of light lightweight*

That should make it easier to carry now.

Dire Moose
2014-11-01, 11:53 PM
*summons a dire shark*

*nom nom nom*

Castaras
2014-11-02, 06:44 AM
*summons a dire pie*

*watches dire pie consume moose, and become a dire moose pie*

Feed, my pretty, feed!!

smuchmuch
2014-11-02, 08:38 AM
*Aprooves then consume*

Drakeburn
2014-11-02, 09:37 AM
*stuffs into my bag of holding*

*sneaks away*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-02, 11:33 AM
*surreptitiously places a portable hole on the ground directly in front of Drakeburn*

*watches TPAM fall in*

*giggles as the hole rips in reality*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-02, 02:06 PM
*attempts to close the hole using Magic of Great Difficulty, summons giant monsters instead*

*turns loose kaiju to go rampaging through thread*

Dudeons
2014-11-02, 04:16 PM
*throws down a fistful of dice, producing a giant dice-mecha*

*fights kaiju*

Zaydos
2014-11-02, 04:19 PM
*blows up one dice-mecha after another until they're all destroyed*

Onward to victory my kaiju brethren!

Targ Collective
2014-11-02, 04:20 PM
*Orb of light begins pulsing disquietingly in horrible, suggestively organic fashion*

*Orb of Light belches forth Kaiju made of Light*

"Sorry if that made anyone sick. Don't worry, these ones are on the side of the good guys."

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2014-11-02, 04:59 PM
The arrogance of man is assuming that nature takes sides.

*rises from sea with a group of giant robots to kill kaiju indiscriminately*

*rescues a few of the remaining dice-mecha to bolster forces*

copycatcat
2014-11-02, 05:40 PM
*sides with Targ in Interplanar War Stupidity*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-02, 06:15 PM
*gives pickles*

Targ Collective
2014-11-02, 06:51 PM
*Gives coffee*

Drakeburn
2014-11-02, 07:09 PM
*steals all the coffee in the thread*

*retreats to hideout*

smuchmuch
2014-11-02, 07:09 PM
*Catch and wonder which recipe this strangely equine poultry roguish ninja should be cooked*


The arrogance of man is assuming that nature takes sides.

*rises from sea with a group of giant robots to kill kaiju indiscriminately*
And the arrogance of Fullblader is to think he's "nature" apparently. :smalltongue:

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2014-11-02, 10:27 PM
Nah, the arrogance of Fullbladder is totally different. I mean, come on, giant robots as nature? Pure foolishness.

I refer simply to the fact that in creating more giant monsters to fight giant monsters, Targ made more monsters. I wasn't so much not taking sides, as merely ignoring theirs. Because giant monsters don't take sides. That's why we have robots.

That is why we have robots, Smuchmuch. Robots.

*demonstrates the arrogance of Fullbladder by leaving an artificially intelligent robot in charge of the giant robots*

*uses the word 'robot' at increasingly inappropriate intervals*

ThePhantom
2014-11-02, 11:21 PM
*Drags off to hang upside down*

There's a time and a place for robots.

SpeedWitch
2014-11-02, 11:21 PM
*reprograms half of the robots to reassemble themselves into coffee machines*

*starts up a cafe made up of robot workers*

*sells coffee at ridiculously high prices*


All done while you do... whatever it is you're doing with Fullblader.

Drakeburn
2014-11-02, 11:49 PM
Keep watch, will ya?

*digs a tunnel under everybody, digging my way towards Fullbladder Industries*

I missed this job so much.

copycatcat
2014-11-03, 12:05 AM
*casts stupidly powerful epic spell of DIE DRAKEBURN*

Ninjaman
2014-11-03, 01:13 AM
*Sets on fire*
*Can't catch*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-11-03, 06:44 AM
*sprays Ninja Repellant on*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-03, 11:39 AM
*takes you for walks in the park cause it's a beautiful day*

*whistles a happy tune*

*which just happens to be the key to completing the sorcerous ritual of Summon Even More and Greater Kaiju*

copycatcat
2014-11-03, 04:36 PM
*is immune to fire*
*disrupts Orn-Embar's ritual with another ridiculously powerful epic spell calling DIE ORN-EMBAR*

@V: No good, I have it up here. *taps skull* And anyway you're dead.
@V2: He just tried to steal me! And he's dead! Don't know how he does it... and ewwwww.

Drakeburn
2014-11-03, 04:38 PM
*steals all of your epic spells*

*steals you as well*

*sneaks away*

@^: Silly little girl. In this thread, everybody somehow manages to come back from the dead. :smalltongue:

Strategos
2014-11-03, 05:51 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a cheeseburger to**

Dudeons
2014-11-03, 11:47 PM
*creates dozens of gigantic d10s*

*spins them like tops and sets them all loose on the thread*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-04, 12:46 AM
(enlists your help in a turkey hunt)

EmeraldRose
2014-11-04, 08:31 AM
*swaps the turkey with a snipe*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-04, 08:38 AM
*replaces the snipe with a snark*

Dire Moose
2014-11-04, 10:14 AM
*replaces the snark with a shark*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-11-04, 10:56 AM
*replaces the shark with a shank*

Dudeons
2014-11-04, 11:02 AM
*replaces the shank with a tank*

Drakeburn
2014-11-04, 11:23 AM
*replaces the tank with an "I - O - U" note*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-04, 11:49 AM
*cleans up the mess*

*shakes mop at those crazy kids*

*drinks coffee*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-04, 12:27 PM
*rakes up leaves*

*is taken aback by the number of skeletons under there*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-04, 01:20 PM
Hey, don't be uncovering all the skeletons! :smallannoyed:

(adds you to the pile)

Drakeburn
2014-11-04, 01:59 PM
*steals all the skeletons*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-04, 02:12 PM
*animates them all*

*watches the hijinks*

Dire Moose
2014-11-04, 02:59 PM
*watches the madness and plays the song "Spooky Scary Skeletons"*

Inevitability
2014-11-04, 04:25 PM
*High fives Dire Moose, and insists that names starting with 'dire' are the best.* :smalltongue:

Strategos
2014-11-04, 05:14 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a Dire Sandwich to you and Dire Moose**

copycatcat
2014-11-04, 05:16 PM
Since I'm doing this now...
*casts stupidly powerful epic spell of DIE STRATEGOS*

Ninjaman
2014-11-04, 05:33 PM
*Counterspells*

Dire Moose
2014-11-04, 07:06 PM
*eats sandwich*

*throws alchemist's fire at Ninjaman*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-04, 07:54 PM
*throws an alchemist at you*

@V *is glad for once not to be Drakeburn* :smallbiggrin:

copycatcat
2014-11-04, 08:38 PM
*This time DIE DRAKEBURN stops you from being resurrected*

Drakeburn
2014-11-04, 09:25 PM
*phones from the underworld*

Since you're so busy casting deadly spells, could you kill a pizza to send down here please? Preferably sausages and mushrooms.

Dudeons
2014-11-05, 12:01 AM
*uses a scroll of DIE DRAKEBURN*

*hits TPBM*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-05, 08:54 AM
*dodges*

*runs circles around Dudeons as the powers from super coffee kick in*

*turns it into a dance*

Dire Moose
2014-11-05, 10:13 AM
*uses a scroll of Raise Dead on Drakeburn, despite having a lower caster level and risking a scroll mishap*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-05, 04:42 PM
*chucks a diamond at you*

*phones for a large anchovy pizza with extra cheese and ghost pepper sauce*

copycatcat
2014-11-05, 04:52 PM
*casts prestidigitation to make ghost pepper sauce twenty times as spicy*
"Unfortunately, this use of this spell cannot send people to the hospital. Fortunately, it can make them breathe all heavy."
*casts spell of spiciness to make it twenty times as spicy*
Those stack multiplicatively, by the way.
*delivers pizza*

@V: I thought Angsty Anubite was ordering himself a spicy anchovy. That's how the call came in, here at Magic Pizza Shop!(Staff, pizza, service, and physical building all not guaranteed. Website, however, is.)

Targ Collective
2014-11-05, 05:13 PM
*Cast Bigsby's Expressive Middle Digit at*

You're not making any friends here.

Strategos
2014-11-05, 06:17 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**replaces your sunglasses with +2 sunglasses**

Drakeburn
2014-11-05, 10:39 PM
*rises as a zombie*

Pizza.......

*wanders off to search for pizza*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-06, 08:40 AM
*caffeinates the pizza*

We can rebuild him!

Dire Moose
2014-11-06, 09:06 AM
Turn Undead! *presents holy symbol of my moosey gods before zombie Drakeburn*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-11-06, 12:06 PM
Turn Undead!

*rotates Drakeburn 90 degrees to the right*

Drakeburn
2014-11-06, 12:52 PM
*turns as I crumble to ashes*

*falls back into the underworld*

Oh come on! What's a guy gotta do to get a pizza around here?

@VV: But I'm already dead! How does one throw an incendiary bomb into the underworld?

EmeraldRose
2014-11-06, 12:55 PM
*sends pizza-flavored coffee*

Laughing Dog
2014-11-06, 12:57 PM
*tosses flask containing some unknown liquid at Drakeburn*
*watches as Drakeburn goes up in flames*
"So, yet another incinderairy bomb by Fullbladder Manufacturing. When will I ever be able to nab some of the fun weapons?"
*fails to notice Drakeburn turning into a pizza*
*flies away*

Zaydos
2014-11-06, 01:56 PM
*delivers a shipment of untested weapons of ancient and eldritch design*

*begins showering them across the thread*

Free weapons day!

Drakeburn
2014-11-06, 02:01 PM
*runs away from the bombardment*

*hides behind Cerberus*

@V: But this is the underworld. Weren't you already dead when you came down here?

Twelvetrees
2014-11-06, 03:30 PM
*Hides behind Drakeburn*
*Becomes bored*
*Jumps onto Cerberus's back and hangs on for dear life*

Dudeons
2014-11-06, 04:08 PM
*catches two grenade launchers*

Hey, these guns use my d8 grenades!

*opens fire on Cerberus*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-06, 06:30 PM
Eldritch... weapons... for free! *grabs up the nearest rune-covered wizard staff, uses it to inscribe your name on the moon*

Drakeburn
2014-11-06, 09:34 PM
*goes through the emergency escape route out of the underworld*

What? Those other guys somehow found their way down there, so what's wrong with finding my way back to the living?

Zaydos
2014-11-07, 01:14 AM
*blocks exit right before Drakeburn can escape the Underworld*

*reports him to the ruler of the Underworld*

Remember it's the Land of the Dead everyone is allowed to enter... very few are ever allowed to leave.

RabbitHoleLost
2014-11-07, 01:39 AM
*smooches dragon-nose*

Dudeons
2014-11-07, 01:42 AM
*puts a d20 in the hat*

*shakes the hat a little*

*turns hat upside down to see what comes out*

I'm da Rogue!
2014-11-07, 03:52 AM
http://folklore.usc.edu/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tumblr_msrnpeO40g1rrofo2o1_4001.jpg
*makes fun of*
*hides*

Skippy
2014-11-07, 08:09 AM
*Glomps several times*

Strategos
2014-11-07, 08:54 AM
**kisses**

Orm-Embar
2014-11-07, 09:14 AM
*Hands you coffee*

Dudeons
2014-11-07, 11:30 AM
*puts a d20 in the coffee, like lemon in water*

Dire Moose
2014-11-07, 04:30 PM
*the d20 rolls a one, which results in scalding-hot coffee being splashed all over your face*

ThePhantom
2014-11-07, 07:29 PM
*Puts in a box*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-07, 07:36 PM
*throws the box into the river*

copycatcat
2014-11-07, 08:52 PM
*makes the box a sword*
*and Dudeons too*

Drakeburn
2014-11-07, 09:17 PM
*pops out of the ground*

Sunlight! Sweet, beautiful, sunlight!

Laughing Dog
2014-11-07, 09:25 PM
*whacks with a large hammer, sending you back into the ground*

Darn moles

Orm-Embar
2014-11-08, 12:48 PM
*covers you in spiders*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-08, 04:45 PM
*drops nuclear bombs to kill the spiders*

V: Yay! *hugs*

Haruki-kun
2014-11-08, 04:51 PM
*Gives a new coffee mug*

copycatcat
2014-11-08, 06:53 PM
*transforms wing, and wing only, into a cloak*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-08, 07:10 PM
Wait, I missed out on that Roguey goodness? :smallfrown:

(picks TPAM's pockets with Obfuscate, sells it to the highest bidder)

Zaydos
2014-11-08, 07:12 PM
*bids 1 piece of string*

*intimidates everyone else into not bidding*

Drakeburn
2014-11-08, 07:22 PM
*charges out of the underworld as a dread knight*

*decapitates Zaydos with a vorpal blade on my way out*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-08, 07:25 PM
*tricks back into the Underworld*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-08, 08:23 PM
(tickles while laughing evilly)

copycatcat
2014-11-08, 08:54 PM
*bids Haruki-cloak*

ThePhantom
2014-11-08, 11:49 PM
*Increases light to blinding levels*

Haruki-kun
2014-11-09, 12:27 AM
*has epic swordfight with*

Strategos
2014-11-09, 04:50 AM
**replaces the swords with swordfish**

Orm-Embar
2014-11-09, 08:35 AM
*takes swordfish, gives sharks*

@V But I like sharks!

EmeraldRose
2014-11-09, 10:43 AM
Sharks again? That is so last page!

*replaces the sharks with kraken*

Haruki-kun
2014-11-09, 10:45 AM
*blue feathery hug!*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-09, 02:41 PM
*jumps out of a swimming pool*

*wet dog hug!*

Dudeons
2014-11-09, 02:57 PM
By the unholy powers of the internet I banish you!

*assaults with cat memes*

Zaydos
2014-11-09, 03:16 PM
*bursts out of cat pics*

*steals Anubite and stuffs him in my bag of holding where he can join the eternal tea party*

Twelvetrees
2014-11-09, 04:15 PM
*Brings hot chocolate to eternal tea party*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-09, 04:36 PM
You trying to feed me poison, son?

*slaps you into my portable hole*

*realizes the implications of having a portable hole inside of a bag of holding*

*triggers cartoon physics*

*explodes*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-09, 04:52 PM
*Puts the pieces back together*

*wraps you in bandages for that stylish mummy look*

*buries you in a lightless tomb to complete the effect*

Strategos
2014-11-09, 06:17 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a golden goose egg to**

Drakeburn
2014-11-09, 06:19 PM
*emerges from the ground as a zombie*

I brought company!

*more zombies pop out of the ground*

*I also bite TPBM*

Dire Moose
2014-11-09, 06:24 PM
*becomes a Dire Zombie Moose*

*bites TPBM (Mynd you, Moose bytes Kan be pretti nasti...)*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-09, 07:41 PM
*dodges*

*ties Dire Moose up*

*leaves him in the middle of a ball pit at ChuckECheese*

*unleashes the first wave of children with drippy noses*

copycatcat
2014-11-09, 07:55 PM
*casts gate*
*has minion bull rush into gate*
Have fun on the Plane of Fire!
*dismisses gate*

Drakeburn
2014-11-09, 10:09 PM
*leads a zombie horde to overwhelm you*

Well, your spell didn't count on me turning undead.

*jumps into the undead mosh pit*

Dudeons
2014-11-09, 11:22 PM
*pulls out turntable and plays appropriate mosh pit music*

*may or may not be scratching the records with d4s*

ThePhantom
2014-11-09, 11:29 PM
*Sings at right pitch to make turntable explode*

RabbitHoleLost
2014-11-10, 01:23 AM
*passes out on*

Haruki-kun
2014-11-10, 01:25 AM
*pounces*

Hi, Wabbit. =3

copycatcat
2014-11-10, 03:49 AM
*planeshifts self to Eberron*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-10, 07:45 PM
*covers in kittens*

*unleashes the puppies*

Dudeons
2014-11-10, 08:00 PM
*puts on cat ears*

To me, my children!

*cuddles everything that is smaller than me*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-11-10, 09:46 PM
*is unleashed*

*runs amok, cuddling everyone*

ThePhantom
2014-11-10, 11:05 PM
*blows dog whistle*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-11, 03:20 AM
*comes running and starts licking your face*

Dire Moose
2014-11-11, 09:48 AM
*slobbery moosey kisses*

Haruki-kun
2014-11-12, 01:32 AM
*treads carefully* Angry moose are scary.

RabbitHoleLost
2014-11-12, 05:03 AM
*garlic-y cheek kisses*

Amiria
2014-11-12, 12:25 PM
* polymorphs self into kindergarten age self *

* bounces into the top hat *

Dire Moose
2014-11-12, 12:50 PM
*polymorphs Amiria into a bunny*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-12, 05:29 PM
*polymorphs you into a Dire Mouse*

Dudeons
2014-11-12, 06:19 PM
*polymorphs into a 20-sided figure*

*submits to M.C. Escher art gallery*

Strategos
2014-11-12, 07:12 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a strawberry milkshake to**

EmeraldRose
2014-11-12, 08:12 PM
*hugs*

*gives a card*

*guesses it's a 3*

Haruki-kun
2014-11-12, 09:00 PM
*sneaks into house to use coffee maker*

Look, I left my good one at my fiancee's place and my parents' kinda sucks, okay? :smallfrown:

SpeedWitch
2014-11-12, 10:45 PM
*starts playing the world's tiniest violin*

Zaydos
2014-11-13, 12:10 AM
*bursts out of the violin*

*grabs the edges of the thread and pulls it into the violin*

Now we're all inside the world's smallest violin. It's cozy.

Drakeburn
2014-11-13, 12:19 AM
*stuffs Zaydos into my bag of holding*

*throws it into the fire of Mount Doom*

There. It is done.

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-13, 05:08 AM
(yanks out your heart and gives it to TPBM)

EmeraldRose
2014-11-13, 09:48 AM
Eeew! What am I supposed to do with that?!?

*flings it into TPBM's face*

*goes to find more coffee*

It's too early for these shenanigans! :smallannoyed:

V: Amen!!! :smallbiggrin:

RabbitHoleLost
2014-11-13, 09:50 AM
*puts an extra espresso shot in for the both of us*

May we both make it through the day without harming someone else

Haruki-kun
2014-11-13, 10:48 AM
*yoinks hat*

I have a hat now.

Ninjaman
2014-11-13, 10:55 AM
*Throws javelin at hat*
*Javelin nails hat to wall*
No you don't

Drakeburn
2014-11-13, 11:43 AM
*steals the hat and the javelin*

Yoink!

Zaydos
2014-11-13, 12:54 PM
*bursts out of Mount Doom and eats Drakeburn*

You foolish fool it must be the mountain in which I was forged not in which the One Ring was.

Lateral
2014-11-13, 04:54 PM
*dives into Mount Doom*

*superheats the lava, causing it to erupt out of the mountain and blanket the landscape in ash and lava*

just as planned

Orm-Embar
2014-11-13, 06:22 PM
*impersonates an Eagle*

Drakeburn
2014-11-13, 06:26 PM
*cuts off Zaydos' head and jumps onto Orm-Embar*

Fly, you fools!

Dudeons
2014-11-13, 07:20 PM
You shall not pass!

*points at table*

You rolled a 1 on Survival. You should feel the effects of radiation poisoning any second now...

copycatcat
2014-11-13, 08:38 PM
*steals dice*
*curses you to no longer gain power from randomness*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-14, 12:35 AM
BANG! BANG! BANG!

*runs you over with a delorean*

*looks between Dudeons and TPBM*

"Get in. It's about your kids. You're not supposed to have any."

Zaydos
2014-11-14, 12:38 AM
*pulls Anubite back into the delorean*

You're not supposed to be telling them these things it breaks the Temporal Prime Directive.

*arrests Anubite for revealing the future to unauthorized individuals.

smuchmuch
2014-11-14, 06:29 AM
*Slices, dices and reads poetry to*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-14, 07:31 AM
*drags you out on stage to sing with the band*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-14, 09:00 AM
*reminds that the band onstage is one of those animatronic ones from ChuckECheese*

*shoves into animatron suit*

Now you're ready!

Dire Moose
2014-11-14, 09:36 AM
*ties to railroad tracks*

*train whistle is heard in distance*

Zaydos
2014-11-14, 10:54 AM
*swoops in*

*clobbers*

*releases the maiden*

*hands Dire Moose a business card reading: Official mustache twirling villain and doer of dastardly deeds.*

*takes card away and hands another one reading: Amateur hero, maidens to save, dragons to slay*

It's a hobby.

Dudeons
2014-11-14, 12:04 PM
*assists Zaydos in slaying himself*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-14, 12:31 PM
BANG! BANG! BANG!

*grabs and throws into the time vortex*

"Now can someone please direct me to the time prison? I got a paradox to create resolve."

Orm-Embar
2014-11-14, 05:29 PM
*gives you directions to the Time Prison*

*asks you to bring them Arkham's overflow since you're going anyway*