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Zaydos
2014-11-14, 05:40 PM
*slays*

*corrects the misconception that I would slay myself, I only slay the competition*

*releases Arkham's overflow onto the streets of London just as the TARDIS arrives*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-14, 07:15 PM
*gives loaded dice*

Dudeons
2014-11-14, 09:44 PM
*swipes dice*

Loaded dice are for terrible people.

*melts dice with a single glare*

Haruki-kun
2014-11-14, 11:46 PM
*roasts marshmallows with glare*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-11-15, 12:22 AM
*bursts onstage*

*begins musical*

*is a dog*

*realizes this too late*

*is bad at musical*

smuchmuch
2014-11-15, 02:31 AM
*Look at basket of puppies*
*Big ole lightbulb over head*
*Goes out and come back with mustard*
Let's turn those Warm Puppies into Hot Dogs !

Dudeons
2014-11-15, 03:50 AM
*blasts puppies with MEAT! FROM THE MEAT DIMENSION!*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-15, 07:35 AM
*swoops in, delivers coffee to all*

*grills meat substances*

*But not hot dogs, cause that would be mean*

Targ Collective
2014-11-15, 09:18 AM
Ooh, Espresso. Ta.

EmeraldRose
2014-11-15, 11:25 AM
*blissfully fills coffee mug*

*goes back and removes all the extra letters from the previous phrase*

*sips the nearly scalding cofffee*

*misses a letter*

*shrugs*

*tickles TPAM with the extra letters*

B-Man
2014-11-15, 01:48 PM
* caffeine! *

Cuthalion
2014-11-15, 09:38 PM
*bops upon the head*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-16, 04:51 AM
*looses a bobcat upon*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-16, 10:36 AM
*kidnaps*

*forces to babysit*

V: SQUEEEE!!!

*gives fluffy squeaky mooses*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-11-16, 11:17 AM
*gives brand new high-end coffee machine*

*with a new mug to drink out of*

Drakeburn
2014-11-16, 12:01 PM
*switches the coffee in the coffee machine with hot cocoa*

*sneaks away*

Dudeons
2014-11-16, 01:26 PM
*trips up with d4 caltrops*

ThePhantom
2014-11-17, 12:32 AM
*Throw 1d99999999999 at*

Haruki-kun
2014-11-17, 01:33 AM
*manages to roll a nat 1 with it*

How....? :smallfrown:

smuchmuch
2014-11-17, 01:47 AM
*Gives a terrifying (and messy) yet oddly soothing wings massage*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-17, 10:36 AM
(salts)

("accidentally" leaves a bottle labeled "Happy Juice" in the thread on my way out)

Twelvetrees
2014-11-17, 01:12 PM
*Carefully knocks over bottle with ten-foot pole*

Zaydos
2014-11-17, 01:22 PM
*spills out of the bottle*

After 21 posts I'm free at last, now to take over the Earth!

*proceeds to sic monsters on the one town that is protected by superheroes over and over again*

Drakeburn
2014-11-17, 01:53 PM
*force - feeds Zaydos with Vorpal blades*

*counts 21 vorpal blades forced down Zaydos' throat*

Hbgplayer
2014-11-17, 04:22 PM
*Swings in on rope*
*Swipes one of the blades, replaces with a viper*
*The car variety*
*Swings into the sunset*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-17, 08:43 PM
*watches as you smack into the brick wall I painted a sunset on*

*laughs maniacally*

RabbitHoleLost
2014-11-17, 09:22 PM
*grumbles and accidentally spills breakfast on*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-18, 08:14 AM
*starts to post*

*realizes coffee levels are zero*

*drinks coffee*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-18, 08:21 AM
(caffeinates your everything)

Laughing Dog
2014-11-18, 08:41 AM
*attachs a mirror to*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-18, 09:33 AM
*emerges from mirror, trapping you in my place*

Dire Moose
2014-11-18, 11:39 AM
*smashes mirror*

Hbgplayer
2014-11-18, 01:11 PM
*Stumbles in, wearing a cast on my left wrist and bandages on my nose*
*Mumbles incoherently*
*Sweeps up broken mirror, dumps into the punch bowl*
*Skips out of room*

Acheron
2014-11-18, 01:42 PM
*trips you as you skip out of the room*
*watches you tumble down the stairs*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-18, 03:47 PM
(sends you to Acheron)

Orm-Embar
2014-11-18, 06:31 PM
*locks you in a trunk*

*puts the trunk on a small plane headed for a small island*

ThePhantom
2014-11-18, 10:57 PM
*Drops small moon on*

Haruki-kun
2014-11-18, 11:07 PM
*plays song on Ocarina to summon four giants to stop the moon*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-19, 12:14 AM
*plays the electric guitar and harmonizes with your ocarina*'

*knocks TPBM into the moon with the end of my guitar, forcing them to due battle with an eldritch horror from within for the fate of the world*

Zaydos
2014-11-19, 12:44 AM
*absorbs their soul with my gaze*

*wreaks havoc on the world with new found powers until all world powers capitulate to my rule*

*create utopia*

*gets tired and hands the reins of government over to TPBM*

Laughing Dog
2014-11-19, 01:24 AM
Thanky You!

*puts Reins on you*

*Shoves TPBM onto the ledge*

Dire Moose
2014-11-19, 07:51 AM
*does a happy dance*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-19, 10:09 AM
*orders the orchestra to play The Riddle of Steel while you dance*

*orders barbarian horde to charge the dance floor*

*orders pizza*

Zaydos
2014-11-19, 11:27 AM
*leads the charge*

*delivers pizza as I crush Dire Moose underneath my feet*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-19, 11:49 AM
(charges the lead)

EmeraldRose
2014-11-19, 12:43 PM
*attaches a giant magnet to your head*

Strategos
2014-11-19, 07:30 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives an enchanted silver dagger to**

Orm-Embar
2014-11-19, 08:21 PM
*turns to the audience and reveals that all along, the werewolf was you!!!*

Dudeons
2014-11-19, 08:54 PM
*rips off latex mask*

*is actually Dr Gunsforhands underneath*

Targ Collective
2014-11-19, 09:43 PM
*Comes in*

*Cries out, "By supersaturated white Light I bless this place with my Light*

*Wanders out again*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-20, 04:29 PM
*flickers the light switch on and off for dramatic effect*

Acheron
2014-11-20, 04:54 PM
*steals one of the khopeshs and flees*

Zaydos
2014-11-20, 04:56 PM
*devours your spirit, soul, and life force while in passing*

*loots the body*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-21, 09:57 AM
Sword flows like water
Red walls, wet floor; dragon blood?
Coffee must be hot.

*Drops mike*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-21, 04:23 PM
*picks up mike and kindly asks Zaydos to return my khopesh* so that's what they're called...

"Also, would the owner of the demonic blood-stained red pickup truck please move their vehicle? It's blocking the road."

smuchmuch
2014-11-22, 04:24 AM
*Strikes with fan*

Haruki-kun
2014-11-22, 09:26 AM
*throws fan at*

Everyone knows the fan is better if thrown.

EmeraldRose
2014-11-22, 10:07 AM
*gives coffee and a bagel avec cream cheese*

Smuch! I love your avvie :smallbiggrin:

Dudeons
2014-11-22, 01:22 PM
*compares smuchmuch and EmeraldRose*

Imposter!

*attempts to rip latex masks off of them*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-22, 05:26 PM
*Transmogrifies you into a tiger with wings, temporarily*

*goes off to make coffee*

Twelvetrees
2014-11-24, 11:40 AM
*Tiptoes into thread, puts red food coloring in coffee, tiptoes back out*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-24, 10:06 PM
*watches as you fall over on my tripwire and face-plant into a pie*

*laughs maniacally*

*goes to drink blood coffee*

[email protected] No, you have to stare into someone's eye in order to begin drawing out their soul with magic. What you're talking about is how to take down a darlek.

Zaydos
2014-11-25, 01:27 AM
*bursts out of coffee*

*stampedes*

*returns to stair into eye and thus consume soul*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-25, 09:42 AM
*pours a cup of tea and sits back to watch the antics*
DISCLAIMER- Any and all tea used in this post may actually be coffee.

Orm-Embar
2014-11-25, 10:20 AM
*backs up truck full of giant robot ants*

*transmits the antic rampage command*

Drakeburn
2014-11-25, 03:43 PM
*jumps into the truck*

*kicks Orm-Embar out of the truck*

This is my truck now!

*drives away*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-25, 10:02 PM
(fires off a couple of parting shots into the truck's rear tires)

Meh, bored now. :smallsigh:

(goes hunting for a Thanksgiving turkey)

Zaydos
2014-11-25, 10:15 PM
*launches a thanksgiving turkey at*

*pours tea for 12 people and declares we are having a tea party*

*the tea eats souls*

Hiro Protagonest
2014-11-25, 10:36 PM
*provides music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDStS8h30bw) for tea party*

*has already sold soul to devils*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-25, 11:29 PM
*puts on a monocle*

*stares straight at Zaydos*

*breathes out an astral projection of myself from my nostrils that sips my tea*

"Food for the soul, it is."

EmeraldRose
2014-11-26, 10:46 AM
*carefully builds a snowfort*

*makes millions and millions of snowballs*

*begins a war*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-26, 11:12 AM
*creates millions of snowmen golems, arms them with freezerayguns (TM)*

*orders them to serve you faithfully and well*

Snowpocalypse!

Dudeons
2014-11-26, 01:00 PM
You know what would really suck right now? If Al Gore was right.

*he is*

Drakeburn
2014-11-26, 08:38 PM
*steals all the snow and coffee*

*stuffs it all into my bag of holding*

*drives away in the getaway vehicle that was stored away in the truck*

See ya later, suckers!

SpeedWitch
2014-11-27, 02:30 AM
*pursues after you in a high-speed helicopter chase*

"Smowmageton shall be mine!"

*fires the coffee cannon*

Zaydos
2014-11-27, 03:24 AM
*supercharges your helicopter with profane magic so it easily overtakes Drakeburn's*

*make that too easily as it's certain to crash causing a horrible explosion of dark energy to destroy Drakeburn*

*replaces the coffee that is destroyed so as to avoid being ganked by too many people*

Orm-Embar
2014-11-27, 03:53 PM
*Kites you to rez pad*

*Lets you go with a stern warning*

Twelvetrees
2014-11-28, 12:10 AM
*Stands up, pie still on face, stumbles around thread*
*Falls onto sled, begins to careen downhill*

SpeedWitch
2014-11-28, 02:37 AM
*leaps from a portal leading to a newly-wrought dimension where beings of dark energies speak to each other in profanities*

*jumps into sled just as it flies off a cliff*

*uses a scroll to enchant the sled with flight*

*prays to Thoth for a flying turkey to lead the sled*

Gobblegobblegobble!

"Happy thanksgiving to all, and to all a goodnight!"

*flies into the clouds as the sun rises*

Zaydos
2014-11-28, 03:06 AM
*is burnt away and banished by the rising sun*

Groundhog
2014-11-28, 06:25 AM
*unbanishes you*

Mauve Shirt
2014-11-28, 08:49 AM
*decks*
*plays carols for the thread*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-28, 11:37 AM
(dances with)

Orm-Embar
2014-11-28, 12:12 PM
*prepares a feast for*

Dire Moose
2014-11-28, 01:46 PM
*noms down entire feast before anyone else can get it*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-28, 02:43 PM
*uses as filler to make a snowman*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-28, 03:53 PM
(turns you into a glass of eggnog)

(gives to TPBM)

Mauve Shirt
2014-11-28, 05:00 PM
*schlurp* Thanks!
*hydrahugs*

Zaydos
2014-11-28, 05:12 PM
*has been unbanished*

*gives the hydra a weapon of her choice for each of her head*

Go forth and lay waste, burn and ruin all those who stand against you, and let your wrath become legend.

Orm-Embar
2014-11-28, 09:00 PM
*Steals that line to use for a wedding toast*

Dire Moose
2014-11-29, 02:49 PM
*attempts to start conga line with next few posters*

Mauve Shirt
2014-11-29, 03:11 PM
*tries to dance*
*has less than zero balance*

Groundhog
2014-11-29, 05:31 PM
*helps you balance*
*congas with*

Drakeburn
2014-11-29, 05:42 PM
*joins in on the conga line*

*pickpockets everybody in the conga line*

Zaydos
2014-11-29, 05:58 PM
*wanders through congas line tripping drakeburn before he can pick any pockets*

*picks his pocket as I leave*

EmeraldRose
2014-11-30, 12:41 PM
*pushes one end of the line to see if they fall like dominos*

*enjoys the result regardless*

TheCountAlucard
2014-11-30, 05:33 PM
(turns you into a glass of eggnog)

Wait a sec, this seems familiar... :smallconfused:

(shrugs and drinks)

SpeedWitch
2014-11-30, 11:57 PM
*adds bacon into your cup just before you drink it*

Strategos
2014-12-01, 01:12 AM
**gives a plateful of gingerbread men and a mug of hot chocolate to**

Orm-Embar
2014-12-01, 08:10 AM
*makes tea for you*

Dire Moose
2014-12-01, 09:44 AM
*throws an angry badger at you*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-01, 10:46 AM
(gives you the inordinately-hard-to-damage vehicle Nick Fury used in the Captain America sequel)

Groundhog
2014-12-01, 03:49 PM
*offers onion soup to*

Strategos
2014-12-01, 06:11 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**ties up with tinsel**

Orm-Embar
2014-12-01, 06:31 PM
*offers scissors*

B-Man
2014-12-01, 09:40 PM
* deploys off-key Holiday music *

Dudeons
2014-12-01, 09:53 PM
*replaces off-key Holiday music with off-color Holiday music*

Mauve Shirt
2014-12-01, 11:16 PM
*bites with one head*
*sings to off-color music with another*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-02, 12:06 AM
(applies increasingly-festive ornaments to)

Zaydos
2014-12-02, 12:07 AM
*harvests organs from*

*uses Alucard's organs as ornaments for a tree*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-02, 09:51 AM
*roasts*

*mixes*

*spreads on bread*

Orm-Embar
2014-12-02, 10:55 AM
*drops a few copper coins in your cup*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-02, 11:14 AM
(jabs two d10s into your eyes)

Mauve Shirt
2014-12-02, 05:43 PM
*snuggles*

Targ Collective
2014-12-02, 05:43 PM
*stakes with a holographic stake conjured by my orb of Light*

Back, foul revenant! Back!

V Whew, thanks.

Zaydos
2014-12-02, 05:53 PM
*redirects the light from the hydra to the vampire*

Watch your aim, bub, don't let your own glare blind ya.

@v: *is melted by it into a pool of malevolent peanut goo*

Drakeburn
2014-12-02, 05:54 PM
*squirts holy water into your eyes*

Sorry about that.

Strategos
2014-12-02, 06:46 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives two candy canes to**

BasketOfPuppies
2014-12-02, 11:10 PM
*cuddles literally forever*

SpeedWitch
2014-12-03, 01:21 AM
*transforms you into anubites to serve Anubis*

Zaydos
2014-12-03, 01:36 AM
*coats in slime*

*takes over your body and divine power*

*starts laying waste to the temples of mankind*

Strategos
2014-12-03, 04:09 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**hits on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper**
"You can't do that! It's Christmas time! If you want to lay waste to the temples of mankind, you'll have to wait til the new year like everyone else."

Orm-Embar
2014-12-03, 04:24 PM
*hands you a rune-covered greatsword glowing with eldritch fire*

"Next time use this."

EmeraldRose
2014-12-03, 04:38 PM
*hands you a rust monster*

Zaydos
2014-12-03, 04:51 PM
*is possessing said rust monster*

*doesn't eat Orm*

*instead lays waste... remembers the newspaper and slinks away quietly*

SpeedWitch
2014-12-03, 06:40 PM
*enacts slimy vengeance upon for possessing my body*

*howls dramatically as other anubites drag us to the underworld*

*later breaks down crying and begins to read Kid Loki comics while awaiting divine trial*

Groundhog
2014-12-04, 06:44 AM
*mops up the slime*

*offers legal services for your divine trial*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-12-04, 06:46 AM
*jumps upon*

*licks furiously*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-04, 09:59 AM
DOWN! SIT! Good pups!!

*gives treats*

*pets*

Orm-Embar
2014-12-04, 01:44 PM
*takes dogs for walks in parks*

Dire Moose
2014-12-04, 03:22 PM
*takes giant alligator for walk in same park as dogs*

Zaydos
2014-12-04, 06:28 PM
*emerges from adventure within the ancient temple that the giant alligator swallowed whole*

*begins giving treasure away*

Ho ho ho

Strategos
2014-12-05, 02:56 AM
**places mistletoe over you and TPBM**
**giggles**

Ninjaman
2014-12-05, 04:24 AM
*Murders with plastic fork*
*Kisses Zaydos*
Merry christmas

Groundhog
2014-12-05, 06:34 AM
*stabbity rip stab stab*

@V: *accepts invitation*

Orm-Embar
2014-12-05, 08:31 AM
*invites you to a masked ball where there will be masks, also cloaks, daggers, music, dancing and rapier duels with masks on*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-05, 09:25 AM
*covers in glitter*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-05, 09:53 PM
(glitters in cover)

Hiro Protagonest
2014-12-05, 09:59 PM
*in glitter's cover*

smuchmuch
2014-12-05, 10:22 PM
*Bann you*

Because I have turned evil, I am Epenguin, muhahaha !

Groundhog
2014-12-06, 06:00 PM
*wraps you in a banner*

Orm-Embar
2014-12-06, 08:01 PM
*hands you a hammer*

*ducks*

SpeedWitch
2014-12-06, 10:05 PM
*tries to hammer with a duck*

*he ducks my duck I hammered*

*I am hammered by his hammering hammer*

"Man, tongue twisters are hard."

*hammers with hammered does the thing*

Hiro Protagonest
2014-12-06, 10:07 PM
*replaces all ducks with turkeys*

Drakeburn
2014-12-06, 10:45 PM
*replaces all the turkeys with chickens*

*leads said chickens towards world domination*

Zaydos
2014-12-06, 10:47 PM
*devours your army of darkness*

I might be evil, but releasing an army of CHICKENS onto the world? Those things are just plain bloody mean. Violet little creatures.

Groundhog
2014-12-07, 05:03 AM
*offers you an army of violet, but not violent, little creatures*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-07, 02:26 PM
(smooches, all sneakily)

Mauve Shirt
2014-12-07, 03:31 PM
*covers in molten cheer*

Strategos
2014-12-07, 05:58 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**places presents underneath you**

SpeedWitch
2014-12-07, 09:35 PM
*hangs candy canes on your hair*

Orm-Embar
2014-12-07, 10:07 PM
*injects you with mistletoe extract*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-12-07, 10:36 PM
*boxes you up*

*ships you off to relatives*

Drakeburn
2014-12-07, 10:52 PM
*steals the package*

*redirects the delivery to the lair of Zaydos*

Mauve Shirt
2014-12-08, 04:40 AM
*happily captures package prior to it reaching it's destination*

Targ Collective
2014-12-08, 09:53 AM
*Orb of Light spins out a solid hologram of Santa*

*Says "Ho! Ho! Ho!" and gives everyone good a present*

Groundhog
2014-12-09, 11:34 AM
*attempts to start a snowball fight with you and the next few posters*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-09, 02:34 PM
(catches a snowball and throws it back)

SpeedWitch
2014-12-09, 04:14 PM
*makes an epic snow sphinx*

*animates with a scroll and rides it into battle*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-12-09, 05:35 PM
*rolls around in snow*

*attempts to eat snowflake*

ThePhantom
2014-12-09, 11:09 PM
*shakes head at silliness*

Groundhog
2014-12-10, 02:10 PM
*throws snowball at*

What's wrong with silliness?

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-10, 05:53 PM
(throws a snowball with a big glob of peanut butter concealed in it)

Orm-Embar
2014-12-11, 07:48 AM
*spills coffee on you*

*saves the rest for offering to TPBM*

Dudeons
2014-12-11, 09:22 AM
*drops a d20 into the coffee*

*the '1' side floats up*

*coffee = nuke*

Twelvetrees
2014-12-11, 11:20 AM
*watches coffeesplosion in awe*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-11, 12:29 PM
*applauds*

SpeedWitch
2014-12-11, 06:23 PM
*begins production for Coffeeplosion II: Decaf or Die*

Hiro Protagonest
2014-12-11, 06:24 PM
*directed by Michael Bay*

Drakeburn
2014-12-11, 08:56 PM
*produced by Steven Spielberg*

Zaydos
2014-12-11, 09:31 PM
*written by Sergeant Schlock*

Dudeons
2014-12-11, 09:32 PM
*starring Jackie Chan as The Brewer*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-12, 10:06 AM
*camps out in front of the coffee shop in anticipation of the pre-release of the film*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-13, 07:32 PM
Why? They just said it was gonna be decaf. Also directed by Michael Bay. :smallyuk:

(burns the movie down)

Hiro Protagonest
2014-12-13, 07:51 PM
*prepares tea*

Drakeburn
2014-12-13, 10:32 PM
*prepares to travel to the North pole*

My plan is to tweak the nice and naughty lists. Anybody wanna join me?

SpeedWitch
2014-12-13, 11:19 PM
*dresses as an elf and hides in your bag*

Strategos
2014-12-14, 12:50 AM
**takes out of bag**
**puts on shelf**

Haruki-kun
2014-12-14, 02:04 AM
*plays PokeFlute for*

Zaydos
2014-12-14, 02:51 AM
*leads to the North Pole*

*points at Drakeburn*

He's being naughty, activate your angel powers!

Dire Moose
2014-12-14, 10:25 AM
*deliberately leaves fire burning on Christmas Eve*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-14, 11:06 AM
(drives wildly into thread in SWEET NEW CAR)

Anyone wanna go for a ride? :smallamused:

Drakeburn
2014-12-14, 11:24 AM
*jumps in*

Me!!!

EmeraldRose
2014-12-14, 11:31 AM
*points out that it is foggy*

Watch out for stuff.

*patiently awaits more snow so the Snowmageddon can be resumed*

Orm-Embar
2014-12-14, 12:59 PM
*adds jet propulsion system to Alucard's car*

*also rockets*

Mauve Shirt
2014-12-14, 01:30 PM
*decapitates*
*festively*

Drakeburn
2014-12-14, 01:59 PM
*sends a band of penguin adventurers to come after you*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-14, 02:05 PM
(accidentally mistakes my new car for Drakeburn's and spends an hour scratching obscenities into it with a key)

Wait a sec... NOOOO!!! :smalleek:

Haruki-kun
2014-12-15, 05:54 PM
*bites* Now you're a Were-Angel!

Dire Moose
2014-12-15, 09:48 PM
*bites*

And you, my friend, are now a Weremoose.

Drakeburn
2014-12-15, 10:04 PM
*bites*

:smalleek:

*hurriedly washes out the taste with mouthwash*

Ew, raw dire moose. What was I thinking? :smallredface::smallsigh:

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-16, 05:25 AM
(stuffs you into a snowman)

Now, whoever shows up next, you're gonna surprise 'em, 'kay?

Zaydos
2014-12-16, 04:50 PM
*has someone jump out of a snowman at me*

*instinctively responds with overpowered counter attack magic*

ThePhantom
2014-12-17, 12:40 AM
*watches snowstorm come in*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-17, 12:37 PM
*covers in glue*

*adds sparkles and sequins*

Hmm...

*ties up in ribbons*

Orm-Embar
2014-12-17, 02:33 PM
*Hangs ornaments on*

Ninjaman
2014-12-17, 04:38 PM
*Cuts chest open with chainsaw*
*Sprays fake snow on guts*
*Spreading some christmas joy*

Haruki-kun
2014-12-17, 04:42 PM
*passes towels*

That blood will never come off...

Dire Moose
2014-12-18, 11:26 AM
*bakes cookies for everyone*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-18, 11:27 AM
Challenge accepted! :smalltongue:

(throws tinsel on)

Drakeburn
2014-12-18, 11:32 AM
*sticks Haruki-kun to the top of a Christmas tree*

*sets up the tree*

There. All done.

EmeraldRose
2014-12-18, 03:15 PM
*looks at the Ruki tree-topper*

*blinks*

Hey! Why am I in 1930s Britain?

*shrugs*

Dudeons
2014-12-18, 08:39 PM
*tosses stringed dice onto the Christmas tree like stringed popcorn*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-19, 11:13 AM
(kicks you in the Dudeons, then steals your wallet and runs away)

Strategos
2014-12-21, 06:19 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**stuffs into a stocking**

EmeraldRose
2014-12-21, 06:23 PM
*eggnogs*

*decorates*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-12-22, 12:22 AM
*wraps up with LOTS of ribbon*

Haruki-kun
2014-12-22, 10:39 AM
OMG IS A BASKET FULL OF PUPPIES!

*hugs ALL the puppies*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-22, 09:57 PM
Right now they're just ponies actually.

(joins in on the hugging)

Orm-Embar
2014-12-23, 10:13 AM
*plugs you into an outlet*

Ninjaman
2014-12-23, 10:35 AM
*Brutally murders with plastic fork and rubber chicken*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-23, 11:48 AM
*videotapes the murder and sends in to Santa as evidence*

Zaydos
2014-12-23, 12:03 PM
*places Ninjaman on the naughty list*

*continues having tea and cookies with Santa while discussing the variable rates of naughtiness among posters*

Drakeburn
2014-12-23, 12:23 PM
*disguises myself as one of Santa's elves*

*sneakily loots the stuff on my Christmas wishlist*

One erasable battle grid? Check.

Black dice with red numbers? Check.

New pairs of pants? Check.

Ring of Invisibility? Check.

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-23, 12:33 PM
(terminates the "elf" with extreme prejudice)

BasketOfPuppies
2014-12-23, 06:40 PM
*bribes everyone into the Nice List*

Dire Moose
2014-12-23, 09:59 PM
*uses own influence with the reindeer to undo the damage and place you squarely into "Naughty"*

PurityIcekiller
2014-12-24, 03:09 AM
*stuffs into the stocking of a stock market analyst who stalks a cook as they prepare soup stock*

Orm-Embar
2014-12-24, 08:33 AM
*hires you to stock store shelves*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-24, 12:13 PM
Since Lateral's not around, you'll do.

(shoves you off a cliff)

EmeraldRose
2014-12-24, 01:22 PM
*festoons with ornamental fruits and veggies*

Laughing Dog
2014-12-25, 12:06 PM
Merry Christmas to all the Playgrounders!
*leaves presents for everyone*
(to see what you get, roll twice on the Minor Wonderous Items Table)

*goes looking for some hot apple cider*

Zaydos
2014-12-25, 12:15 PM
*is hiding in one of the present boxes*

*waits to burst out at whoever opens my box*

Dudeons
2014-12-25, 12:26 PM
*picks up present with Zaydos in it*

*has second thoughts*

*gives to PBM*

Drakeburn
2014-12-25, 01:19 PM
*picks up the present with Zaydos in it*

*passes it on to PBM*

PurityIcekiller
2014-12-25, 02:28 PM
*takes the present and leaves it under the front steps as a trap for burglars*

Dire Moose
2014-12-25, 10:38 PM
Merry Christmas to all the Playgrounders!
*leaves presents for everyone*
(to see what you get, roll twice on the Minor Wonderous Items Table)

*goes looking for some hot apple cider*

*has received Lesser Bracers of Archery and Pipes of Sounding*

*is disappointed because mooses/moose/moosen/meese can't shoot bows*

*plays Jingle Bells on pipes*

Zaydos
2014-12-25, 11:21 PM
*bursts out of beneath front step sending Dire Moose flying*

*dons the bracers of archery and mounts a ballista on my back*

*begins firing ballista bolts at Dire Moose*

*steals the pipes and flees*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-25, 11:30 PM
*rolls for TARDIS*

*receives TARDIS and 10th Doctor Action Figure*

*celebrated*

*gives away fruitcake to celebrate*

Haruki-kun
2014-12-26, 11:35 PM
*eats fruitcake*

I've never even tried this stuff. I only hear of it existing.

Drakeburn
2014-12-27, 12:23 AM
*drinks down some egg nog*

One of my favorite parts about the holidays. :smallbiggrin:

Zaydos
2014-12-27, 01:17 AM
*bursts out of eggnog exploding out of Drakeburn's chest like a xenomorph*

Always be careful what you drink.

Dudeons
2014-12-27, 02:19 AM
Ah! Too much eggnog! Now I'm hallucinating!

*drunkenly beats Zaydos with a sock full of d4s*

goto124
2014-12-27, 11:13 AM
*pours a barrel of ale on sock eggnogger*

Orm-Embar
2014-12-27, 11:28 AM
*stuffs you into empty barrel for wasting ale*

Drakeburn
2014-12-27, 11:50 AM
*stuffs you into a barrel*

*throws your barrel into the river*

*watches you wash away to who-knows-where*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-27, 12:33 PM
*reminds Drake that the ones in the barrels wind up inside the mountain in a very convoluted way*

*tickles*

*holds for ransom*

goto124
2014-12-27, 12:49 PM
*rolls out of the mountain in the barrel*

*rolls down of the mountain in the barrel*

*crashes into EmeraldRose at top speed*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-27, 01:29 PM
(recieves horseshoes of speed and a cloak of elvenkind)

(offers to swap with TPBM)

Zaydos
2014-12-27, 01:37 PM
*hands the items taken from Dire Moose*

*runs off using the horseshoes and cloak to disappear*

Ninjaman
2014-12-27, 03:55 PM
*Sets fire to the rain*
*Watches it burn*
*Touches your face*

Strategos
2014-12-27, 04:24 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a piece of charcoal to**

@v "Lampent?"
**looks down**
"L-lampent, Lamp!"
**panics**

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-28, 04:37 PM
(turns you into a random non-legendary Pokémon)

Drakeburn
2014-12-29, 12:12 AM
*builds a Trojan Dragon*

*recruits TPAM and TPBM*

Now to the city walls!

Zaydos
2014-12-29, 12:17 AM
*subverts TheCountAlucard to my assistance*

*ganks Drakeburn*

*reveals that I was secretly a Trojan all along*

goto124
2014-12-29, 01:47 AM
*remarks that Zaydos doesn't look like a wooden horse*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-29, 02:02 AM
(betrays you in a fashion befitting an Atreides)

EmeraldRose
2014-12-29, 09:42 AM
*subverts*

Dudeons
2014-12-29, 01:40 PM
*inverts*effervfyhgfsr

Ego Slayer
2014-12-29, 04:22 PM
*Kills to assert dominance*

V: I was hoping for a good murdering, but hugs are a nice surprise.