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TheCountAlucard
2014-12-29, 04:28 PM
Ego's here!! :smalleek:

(hugs warmly)

@V: Life energy? :smallamused:

Strategos
2014-12-29, 05:14 PM
"Pent Lampent!"
**hugs**
**cheerfully drains your life energy**

@^ "La? Lampent!"
**facepalms**
**wanders off dejectedly**

@v **absorbs your life energy instead**

Twelvetrees
2014-12-29, 05:40 PM
*Tiptoes through thread*

Ego Slayer
2014-12-29, 06:25 PM
*Kills softly*

Zaydos
2014-12-29, 06:53 PM
*kills via an unholy gaze*

You said you were hoping to be murdered, right?

Drakeburn
2014-12-29, 07:19 PM
*pulls out a handkerchief*

*shines bright sunlight at Zaydos*

Alright, that's enough from you! So shoo!

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-29, 07:25 PM
(starts a drinking game based on the mythological anachronisms of the 1997 Disney movie Hercules)

You'd best have someone to drive for you after this.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2014-12-29, 09:47 PM
*shows up with terrible new hairpiece*

*gets stinking drunk with*

You see? I have always told you: in purple, I am fabulous.

Ego Slayer
2014-12-29, 09:48 PM
Your hangover will be punishment enough.

*Makes some snacks for*

Twelvetrees
2014-12-29, 11:48 PM
*Sneak Attacks with snacks*

Zaydos
2014-12-30, 12:13 AM
*sneak attacks as a snack*

I am peanut fear me!

Laughing Dog
2014-12-30, 12:57 AM
*roasts over hellfire*
*goes looking for Lampent-Strategos*
*sets life energy regeneration to 'ghost-type pokčmon hunting'*

@V: *offers pokčblocks*
*readies Dusk Balls*
"Time to get one step closer to filling the pokčdex."

Strategos
2014-12-30, 03:20 AM
**cautiously approaches**
**prepares to use Will'O'Wisp if spooked**

Ego Slayer
2014-12-30, 03:37 AM
I'm freezing and it looks like you have a nice jacket.
I'm sorry. *steals it right off you*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-30, 09:48 AM
*huggles Ego*

*gives warm milk and catnip cookies*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-12-30, 11:33 AM
*hides nearby*

*pokes with stick*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-30, 11:53 AM
(talks with at length about what each of the puppies would be as Pokémon)

(has a trap set for TPBM that turns TPBM into a random, non-legendary Pokémon)

Drakeburn
2014-12-30, 11:55 AM
*gets turned into a Pikachu*

Oh come on! Really?

*infests TPBM's house*

Nothing's worse than having an electric mouse in the house.

Zaydos
2014-12-30, 11:56 AM
*becomes a peanut salamence*

*uses Peanut Meteor on*

@v: My moves are

Peanut Meteor
Dragon Claw
Hypnosis
Earthquake

Use them well.

EmeraldRose
2014-12-30, 12:50 PM
*catches you all*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-30, 01:21 PM
(throws a licorice whip to)

Groundhog
2014-12-30, 01:33 PM
*glomps gleefully*

Ego Slayer
2014-12-30, 03:23 PM
Groudhogs are pretty low on the list of tasty animals, so I'll let you live today.
*hugs instead*

Zaydos
2014-12-30, 03:25 PM
*kills with a kiss*

@v: Exactly according to plan :xykon:

zeifly
2014-12-30, 05:06 PM
*confines in arcane prison on charges of murder*

Strategos
2014-12-30, 06:54 PM
"Pent Lampent!"
**hugs**
**affixes a Spell Tag to your head**
**floats away giggling**

Ego Slayer
2014-12-30, 08:16 PM
I feel a little bad about stealing from you last time.
*offers donuts to*

v: <3 Herro!

Mauve Shirt
2014-12-30, 08:54 PM
HEY. YOU.
*hug* How's it do?

Lateral
2014-12-30, 09:53 PM
Heya Mauve. Long time, no see.

*stabs in the side to test alertness*

@V: OH MY GOD YES.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2014-12-30, 10:01 PM
Ahh, Mister Lateral.

*gives the greetings of the seasons to*

*invites to traditional Centauri celebrations--lots of drinking, lots of gods, food, laughter, fabulousness*

Zaydos
2014-12-30, 10:20 PM
*is one of the gods*

*lied. Is 8 of the gods*

Dire Moose
2014-12-30, 10:25 PM
*juggles running chainsaws*

Ego Slayer
2014-12-30, 11:37 PM
*kills and fashions your antlers into a cool headdress*

Strategos
2014-12-31, 02:09 AM
**uses Flamethrower on**

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-31, 08:47 AM
(turns you into a different non-legendary Pokémon, albeit retaining one of your two present types)

Grim ranger
2014-12-31, 09:33 AM
*puts into solarium*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-31, 09:43 AM
*stumbles onto the Forum with a terrible lack of coffee*

*makes coffee*

*drinks coffee*

*repeats*

*several hours later notices the thread is still open*

*kills*

Drakeburn
2014-12-31, 11:01 AM
*starts an ancient ritual to turn all the coffee in the forum into decaf*

Orm-Embar
2014-12-31, 01:26 PM
*secretly replaces your decaf with caffeinated and also some freshly ground bones*

*Wishes everyone a happy new year*

Groundhog
2014-12-31, 02:19 PM
*tosses confetti on*

Dudeons
2014-12-31, 03:06 PM
*tosses quarters* on*

*I prefer to call them d2s

zeifly
2014-12-31, 03:07 PM
*throws streamers and balloons EVERYWHERE!!!*
*realizes it's not quite New Year yet*
*slowly lowers arms and head*
*retreats into corner to think about what I've done*

TheCountAlucard
2014-12-31, 04:40 PM
(pops all your balloons)

Drakeburn
2014-12-31, 08:22 PM
*pops out of one of the balloons*

*lands on top of TPBM*

Ninjaman
2014-12-31, 08:45 PM
*Was luckily carrying a people proof umbrella*

EmeraldRose
2014-12-31, 11:22 PM
*toasts*

*spreads with peanut butter*

To the New Year!!

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-01, 12:35 AM
(gives you a champagne bottle full of coffee)

zeifly
2015-01-01, 12:49 AM
*raises glass and hiccups* "Yappy Hew Near!!! HIC!"

EmeraldRose
2015-01-01, 01:14 AM
*flaunts the rules*

*dances in the shiny New Year*

smuchmuch
2015-01-01, 08:48 AM
*Blow little paper party squeaky thing*

And best wishes to all and all that

Groundhog
2015-01-01, 10:06 AM
*puts a lampshade on your head*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-01, 02:04 PM
(introduces your dogs to Basket of Puppies)

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-01, 10:25 PM
*is introduced to TPATPAM*

@V: *hugs back* yay!

Lateral
2015-01-01, 10:45 PM
*hugs all the puppies and/or ponies*

I don't have to think about colleges for another two months!

Drakeburn
2015-01-01, 11:09 PM
*hugs*

Hugs all around for everybody!

Dudeons
2015-01-01, 11:11 PM
*gives 1d100 hugs to everyone*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-02, 06:15 AM
Aw, I only got a 1. :smallfrown:

(goes off to sulk)

EmeraldRose
2015-01-02, 09:58 AM
*offers a re-roll*

Drakeburn
2015-01-02, 11:25 AM
*offers an egg roll*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-02, 12:41 PM
*Politely declines egg roll*

Zaydos
2015-01-02, 01:52 PM
*bursts out of the egg roll with an angry glare*

How am I supposed to burst out of your chest if you decline the egg roll?!?

*breathes a blast of acidic goop on*

Lateral
2015-01-02, 01:57 PM
*smashes into paste*

*uses to make dragon sandwiches*

zeifly
2015-01-02, 05:32 PM
*eagerly accepts dragon sandwhich and wolfs it down*

*conjures 1d100 glasses of fine wine for all*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-02, 07:13 PM
(throws glass of wine to the floor)

WHAT IS A MAN? A miserable pile of secrets!

Groundhog
2015-01-03, 02:27 PM
*bursts out of a chest of drawers*

"Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal..."

Strategos
2015-01-03, 07:34 PM
"Pent Lampent!"
**hugs**
**lurks around your house like an eerie night light**

EmeraldRose
2015-01-03, 07:50 PM
*directs to the downstairs where the kids sleep*

They can always use another nightlight and the 2nd TARDIS one isn't here yet.

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-03, 10:46 PM
(pours coffee for)

Also, Strategos, did you miss the post where I changed you again?

Dire Moose
2015-01-04, 05:56 PM
*exposes you to bright sunlight while shoving garlic down your throat*

zeifly
2015-01-04, 06:39 PM
*Shoots with rock salt buckshot and silver bullets*
"Leave this vampire alone! Only kill the ones that sparkle!"

Peebles
2015-01-05, 03:59 AM
*rolls into a perpetual motion machine*

Nix Nihila
2015-01-06, 12:49 AM
*smacks upside the head with vol. 1 of The Feynman Lectures on Physics*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-06, 01:12 AM
(smooches Nix hello)

Drakeburn
2015-01-06, 12:17 PM
*flies my zeppelin to be right over Count Alucard*

*makes it raining chicken broth*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-06, 12:23 PM
*adds carrots and potatoes*

Groundhog
2015-01-06, 01:51 PM
*adds celery and chicken stomachs*

Trust me, the stomachs will make it taste amazing.

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-06, 01:55 PM
(gives you blackcurrant juice)

Drakeburn
2015-01-06, 02:16 PM
*switches with prune juice*

Strategos
2015-01-06, 07:25 PM
"Pent Lampent!"
**hugs**
**shares a bottle of lemonade with**

@(Alucard: Yeah, sorry I did miss it, but I haven't had much time to draw anyway. I'll try and get to it tomorrow maybe.)

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-07, 04:10 AM
(congratulates) It's still a pretty nifty avatar.

(throws Ultra Balls at)

SpeedWitch
2015-01-07, 04:52 PM
*throws Mewtwo balls at your ultraballs*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-07, 07:35 PM
*Pulls out a baseball bat*
*Bunts and sprints towards first base*

Drakeburn
2015-01-07, 10:49 PM
*steals second base*

Zaydos
2015-01-07, 10:52 PM
*soulbombs second base*

I must test my new spells after all.

Dudeons
2015-01-08, 02:09 AM
*second base is unharmed*

Safe!

SpeedWitch
2015-01-08, 02:39 AM
*a safe suddenly crashes into you*

*walks out, dazed*

"... H-how did I even get here?"

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-08, 03:39 AM
(shoots a few holes in you, resulting in exit wounds the size of baseballs)

Drakeburn
2015-01-08, 05:15 PM
*zaps you into dust with eyeballs*

Aren't cartoons fun?

EmeraldRose
2015-01-08, 05:30 PM
*throws dust in your eyeballs*

Strategos
2015-01-08, 07:10 PM
"Fros Froslass!"
**hugs**
**makes an iced coffee for**

Ridin'TheCrash
2015-01-08, 07:48 PM
When in Doubt
*Magic Missile*

Zaydos
2015-01-08, 08:01 PM
I see your magic missile and raise you a power word kill.

*-censored-*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-08, 08:58 PM
*throws a bear at*

Drakeburn
2015-01-08, 10:29 PM
*throws a teddy bear at*

Strategos
2015-01-08, 11:57 PM
**freezes with Ice Beam**
**puts you on display in my secret lair**

Peebles
2015-01-09, 04:16 AM
*transmutes secret lair to secret hair*

Groundhog
2015-01-09, 04:16 AM
*offers you a selection of hot beverages*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-09, 08:21 AM
(does fun activities with)

EmeraldRose
2015-01-09, 08:29 AM
*dresses up in a frilly, pink princess dress*

*adds sparkles*

AAAHHHH!!!! SPARKLY VAMPIRE!!!!

*stabs*

B-Man
2015-01-10, 09:18 AM
* caffeine *

Groundhog
2015-01-10, 11:56 AM
*gives cookies to*

Strategos
2015-01-10, 06:33 PM
"Fros Froslass!"
**hugs**
**ties lots of different coloured ribbons in your hair**

Shadow
2015-01-10, 06:39 PM
*looks up at Strategos from the ground around the gallows*

Zaydos
2015-01-10, 09:37 PM
*buys soul from at the crossroads in exchange for temporal power and material wealth*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-10, 09:39 PM
(crosses the road, to get to the other side)

Drakeburn
2015-01-11, 10:15 AM
*catapults a chicken at you*

Don't forget the chicken!

EmeraldRose
2015-01-11, 11:47 AM
*catapults a sheep*

Zaydos
2015-01-11, 02:15 PM
*turns the sheep into a peanut-newt hybrid*

PurityIcekiller
2015-01-11, 02:58 PM
*coats your clothes and staff with nitrogen triiodide*

I was very strongly tempted to make a Monty Python reference, but resisted the urge.

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-11, 04:14 PM
(hasn't seen much of Legend of Korra)

(pretends your avatar represents you kissing random people instead)

Strategos
2015-01-11, 05:09 PM
"Fros Froslass!"
**hugs**
**dances with**

Drakeburn
2015-01-11, 08:16 PM
FOOD FIGHT!!!

*splatters TPBM with chili*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-11, 10:06 PM
*gives a double contrabass flute*

Peebles
2015-01-12, 05:15 AM
*pets tiny ponies*

Ninjaman
2015-01-12, 08:06 AM
*Murders with dental floss*
At least you have pretty teeth now.

Twelvetrees
2015-01-12, 11:24 AM
*Attacks with feather duster*

Dudeons
2015-01-12, 02:11 PM
*turns into dust with the help of my d4 phaser*

Mercenary Pen
2015-01-12, 05:24 PM
*unleashes 563 vorpal chickens*

PurityIcekiller
2015-01-12, 06:54 PM
*throws books at*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-12, 10:47 PM
*throws obscure 3rd party splatbooks at*

Dire Moose
2015-01-12, 11:40 PM
*responds with War and Peace, the extra-large print, armor-plated edition*

Cyber Punk
2015-01-12, 11:59 PM
*burns War And Peace*

Peebles
2015-01-13, 05:38 AM
*regales with adventure stories from the days of yore*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-13, 07:22 AM
*Listens attentively*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-13, 08:24 AM
(gives you a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup)

EmeraldRose
2015-01-13, 10:18 AM
*casts Convert to Pieces on the Reese's Cup*

Mercenary Pen
2015-01-13, 12:25 PM
*casts transmute peanut to almond*

Zaydos
2015-01-13, 12:35 PM
*becomes a half-almond dragon*

*breathes out a cone of cyanide upon the thread*

Is this what you wanted? This is what happens when you make me almond.

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-13, 02:59 PM
(turns you into a pecan instead)

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some pie to eat.

Dudeons
2015-01-13, 05:36 PM
*rolls a dπ to see how much pie is available*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-13, 05:46 PM
*rolls a d[i] to see how much pie everyone gets*

Mercenary Pen
2015-01-13, 06:00 PM
*replaces your basket with a bucket while you're not looking* Try not to kick the bucket...

Strategos
2015-01-13, 06:34 PM
"Fros Froslass!"
**hugs**
**runs ice-cold fingers down your neck**

Peebles
2015-01-14, 08:38 AM
*makes into a sammich*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-14, 11:30 AM
*Adds tomatoes*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-14, 12:40 PM
*takes the tomatoes out and burns them*

What are you trying to do, poison us? :smalleek:

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-14, 02:08 PM
(delegates the washing and the peeling of the potatoes to you)

@V: At least have the decency to cook 'em first, Moose. :smallsigh:

Dire Moose
2015-01-14, 09:09 PM
*eats potatoes*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-14, 10:25 PM
*prepares scallops/risotto*

SpeedWitch
2015-01-16, 02:15 AM
*tastes your cooking*

*gives it 5dwarfstars*

goto124
2015-01-16, 03:32 AM
*steals potatoes*

POTATO

*casts prestidigitation*

*turns potatoes rainbow*

*eats one*

Peebles
2015-01-16, 03:53 AM
*becomes a potato farmer*

Shadow
2015-01-16, 04:40 AM
*makes potato [farmer] stew*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-16, 08:47 AM
*tickles with a sharpened stick*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-16, 05:21 PM
(tickles with bear hands)

Drakeburn
2015-01-16, 05:47 PM
*tickles with a tazer*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-17, 12:45 AM
*tickles with a wicked-looking knife*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-17, 10:15 AM
*pets and gives bananas*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-17, 01:45 PM
(replaces the bananas with a packet of biscuits)

Twelvetrees
2015-01-17, 05:05 PM
*Buries under biscuits*

goto124
2015-01-17, 07:17 PM
*steals bananas*

*adds bananas to rainbow potato farmer stew*

*dips biscuits in stew*

*eats biscuits*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-17, 08:31 PM
*marinates*

*grills*

*serves on a bed of spinach*

Strategos
2015-01-18, 12:57 AM
**covers in whipped cream**
**places a cherry on top of your head**

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-18, 09:31 AM
(tries a new Pokémon to turn you into)

Targ Collective
2015-01-18, 11:42 AM
Ah! Nosferatu!

*turns undead*

Zaydos
2015-01-18, 01:59 PM
Aaahhh a shining undead pony!

*binds with necromantic power*

Drakeburn
2015-01-18, 06:22 PM
Ah, a chunk of exp.

*stabs in the back*

Peebles
2015-01-19, 05:16 AM
*clouts with a salmon*

Mercenary Pen
2015-01-19, 06:01 AM
*slaps with a frozen tuna fish*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-19, 11:57 AM
(fishy duel over a skyscraper)

Zaydos
2015-01-19, 12:04 PM
*joins the duel with a pike*

Dudeons
2015-01-19, 10:07 PM
*sets up d20 nuke at the foot of the skyscraper*

Let the good times roll!

*runs off and detonates the nuke*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-20, 07:45 AM
*Dives into bunker, begins to read pile of comic books*

Peebles
2015-01-20, 07:52 AM
*steals any pages with Harley Quinn on*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-20, 08:29 AM
*throws in a dog who's had waaaaaaaaaay too much rawhide to eat*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-20, 10:40 AM
(pours coffee for)

Zaydos
2015-01-20, 11:35 AM
*uses in a dark ritual to revive Mecha-Canada*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-20, 01:34 PM
*Throws a switch*
*Bunker blasts off into space*
*Calmly continues to read comics*

Targ Collective
2015-01-20, 02:55 PM
*Randomly teleports TPBM somewhere nice*

*Say, the plane of cuddles and rainbows - somewhere like that anyways*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-20, 03:25 PM
* hugs *

Zaydos
2015-01-20, 03:57 PM
*gives a ride to in mecha-canada*

Mercenary Pen
2015-01-20, 07:22 PM
*compels you to combine and transform into the mecha-British empire* For those occasions when Mecha-Canada simply isn't big enough.

Targ Collective
2015-01-21, 01:42 AM
*Sets up a coffee stall*

SpeedWitch
2015-01-21, 03:11 AM
*floods the stall with MOLTEN WHITE CHOCOLATE*

*immortalizes you as a white chocolate statue*

Peebles
2015-01-21, 04:02 AM
*grates into sprinkles for topping*

Ninjaman
2015-01-21, 07:10 AM
*Slices into triangles*
*Makes trianges into d4s*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-21, 09:44 AM
*ties up with spaghetti*

*leaves as tribute to the Meatball God*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-21, 11:49 AM
*Hurriedly hands bowl of Fettuccine noodles*

Quick, we need three tributes to the Alfredo God! You know how jealous he gets when the Meatball God has more tributes than he does!

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-21, 11:55 AM
(tosses you into a storm drain)

Mercenary Pen
2015-01-21, 09:26 PM
*tosses you a suit of stormtrooper armour* Put that on and we'll see about some marksmanship lessons...

Dudeons
2015-01-21, 10:34 PM
*volunteers as target practice*

*has a really good feeling about this*

@V: If it's a British mech, shouldn't it have hit everything within 100 kilometers?

Zaydos
2015-01-21, 11:21 PM
*fires Mecha-British Empire's main guns at*

*manages to hit everywhere within a 100 mile radius except you*

@v: No you fool now don't you understand that with the mobile trace system within Mecha-British Empire you'll have the biggest dancing mecha on earth crushing everything beneath its dirt and rock feet?

*stomps everything as I dance*

Dire Moose
2015-01-22, 01:39 AM
*casts Irresistible Dance on*

SpeedWitch
2015-01-22, 04:41 AM
*casts same spell on myself*

*sets myself on fire*

"Buuuuuuurn baby burn! Disco Inferno—!"

Peebles
2015-01-22, 05:18 AM
*immortalises in the form of a melted marshmallow effigy*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-22, 08:34 AM
(devours the effigy, the Peebles, and probably some third thing)

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-22, 10:21 AM
*converts to metric*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-22, 11:04 AM
*transmutes into metal*

SHINY PUPPIES!!!

Mercenary Pen
2015-01-22, 06:47 PM
*transmutes into punk*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-22, 07:44 PM
(transmutes into pink)

Targ Collective
2015-01-22, 08:51 PM
*smiles*

*radiantly*

Dudeons
2015-01-22, 11:47 PM
*trades sunglasses with*

Zaydos
2015-01-23, 12:02 AM
*stomps on with Mecha-British Empire while still dancing due to a moose's spell*

Peebles
2015-01-23, 03:31 AM
*adds top-hat and monocle to Mecha-British Empire*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-23, 06:23 AM
*gives you a tiny sombrero*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-23, 09:51 AM
*gives chew toys*

Ooops! Sorry...that was TPBM, not a chew toy. :smalleek:

Dire Moose
2015-01-24, 10:23 AM
*serves tea to Mecha-British Empire*

Zaydos
2015-01-24, 01:25 PM
*accepts the tea graciously drinking several crates via my giant mecha*

Targ Collective
2015-01-24, 04:06 PM
*Sets everything on fire*

*Divine Fire*

*That heals as it burns*

JaminDM
2015-01-24, 05:08 PM
*Sets everything on fire*

*Divine Fire*

*That heals as it burns*

*Head explodes from confusion.*

Dudeons
2015-01-24, 05:41 PM
*gives you a pumpkin-sized d20 in place of head*

*strikes with lightning*

Rise, my minion!

goto124
2015-01-25, 06:27 AM
*rises*

PUMPKINS

*tries to eat the d20, thinking it's a pumpkin*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-25, 06:49 AM
(gives you a piece of d20 pie)

Groundhog
2015-01-25, 11:53 AM
*gives you pie with whipped cream*

Cyber Punk
2015-01-25, 12:47 PM
*makes somniferous pie*

*kisses*

goto124
2015-01-25, 11:35 PM
*eats your face*

SpeedWitch
2015-01-26, 02:28 AM
*watches in horror* :smalleek:

* ... while eating tons of popcorn*

goto124
2015-01-26, 05:00 AM
*steals and eats popcorn*

*screams on realising it's sweet*

*insists on salted popcorm*

Strategos
2015-01-26, 05:07 AM
**dumps a bucket full of salt over your head**

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-26, 07:56 AM
(inquires as to the nature of your cutie mark)

Peebles
2015-01-26, 09:41 AM
*stabs with a stake again and again and again and again and again*

Zaydos
2015-01-26, 09:59 AM
I'm here to kick rump and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of enemies.

*eats*

goto124
2015-01-26, 10:19 AM
*explodes into popcorn-flavoree bubblegum*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-26, 11:09 AM
*Walks into thread with arms full of dodge balls*

*Trips over own feet, sending dodge balls spilling everywhere*

Uh oh.

Laughing Dog
2015-01-26, 11:43 AM
*dodges the dodgeballs*

It appears that Strategos' Cutie Mark is of Suicune.

*hands TPBM a grenade*

*exits, stage right*

Dudeons
2015-01-26, 12:19 PM
*pulls out pin and turns to TPBM*

Have you ever played Hot Potato at mach speed?

*does just that, using the grenade*

Strategos
2015-01-26, 06:56 PM
**sends out Poliwhirl!**
Kirie's Damp prevents explosions!
"Ah! Much better. Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**has Kirie use Bubblebeam on you**

Mercenary Pen
2015-01-26, 08:36 PM
*tries to convince you that it would be impossible for a Pokémon to drown in lemonade*

goto124
2015-01-26, 09:34 PM
*jumps into a giant pool of lemonade beer*

Peebles
2015-01-27, 03:55 AM
*lands on in an oft-repeated comedy moment*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-27, 08:08 AM
(mixes with peanut butter)

Ninjaman
2015-01-27, 08:22 AM
*Impales kidney with wooden stake*
I feel like i'm missing something.

Groundhog
2015-01-27, 11:32 AM
You are! *hands you a marmoset*

There, now you're not missing anything essential.

Dudeons
2015-01-27, 12:26 PM
*pulls a d20 out of your ear*

Aaaaand you had a 1.

*watches you implode*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-27, 03:37 PM
*Backs away slowly*

goto124
2015-01-28, 02:54 AM
*rushes in like a Lawful Stupid paladin*

CHARRRRRRRGE!

SpeedWitch
2015-01-28, 03:37 AM
*jumps onto your shoulders and rides into the fray*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-28, 12:33 PM
*covers in paw prints*

Groundhog
2015-01-28, 04:28 PM
*sets my puppies upon you*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-28, 05:13 PM
(throws dog treats at)

Dudeons
2015-01-28, 05:13 PM
*summons steamroller on top of*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-28, 09:18 PM
*is summoned*

*eats treats*

*is flattened*

But Tom & Jerry flattened, not like real flattened.

goto124
2015-01-28, 09:31 PM
*uses flattened person as a sleeping bag*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-28, 10:08 PM
(comically rolls you up in a Playground Katamari)

Strategos
2015-01-28, 11:40 PM
**gives a large stack of comic books to**

goto124
2015-01-29, 02:32 AM
*rants about sexism in comic books and media in general*

*eats cookies with mayo*

Peebles
2015-01-29, 05:06 AM
*gives a ream of poorly written Twilight fanfiction to*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-01-29, 06:44 AM
It's Twilight, it's already poorly written.

*burns fanfic*

Mercenary Pen
2015-01-29, 08:34 AM
*places sign around your neck reading "Delicious Dragon snacks, try your free sample today"*

Zaydos
2015-01-29, 01:12 PM
*eats the delicious snacks even though they were trying to put a sign around puppies to fool me*

*gives one and a half stars*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-29, 01:28 PM
*Grabs stars*

What did you do to my shuriken?

Groundhog
2015-01-29, 04:14 PM
*offers my services in repairing all of the shuriken that Zaydos cut in half*

Hiro Protagonest
2015-01-29, 04:17 PM
*is angry about missing the snacks*

*eats Zaydos*

Zaydos
2015-01-29, 04:29 PM
*melts stomach from the inside*

Always remember your stomach almost eats itself, never eat things that routinely puke body dissolving acid, kids.

Cuthalion
2015-01-29, 05:07 PM
*drops peanut shells in mouth*

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-29, 05:38 PM
(sweeps up your mess with many disapproving looks)

Targ Collective
2015-01-29, 08:24 PM
Ah! Nosferatu!

*burns to ash with Orb of Light*

*Sets up another coffee stall*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-30, 12:05 AM
*Buries under pancakes*

Drakeburn
2015-01-30, 12:06 AM
*drowns in maple syrup*

Strategos
2015-01-30, 01:10 AM
**a plate of maple bacon for**