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Peebles
2015-01-30, 03:49 AM
*trades in for a Magikarp*

goto124
2015-01-30, 07:12 AM
*complains about how that fish has no meat*

*demands beef*

EmeraldRose
2015-01-30, 08:46 AM
*drops a cow on goto*

Groundhog
2015-01-30, 09:43 AM
*slaughters cow*
*cooks into many delicious beef dishes*

Twelvetrees
2015-01-30, 10:43 AM
*Digs into food with gusto*

Peebles
2015-01-30, 10:45 AM
*gives a necklace made entirely of spoons to*

Dudeons
2015-01-30, 12:11 PM
*steals necklace*

There is no spoon.

SpeedWitch
2015-01-30, 12:30 PM
K.

*starts fighting you in an epic battle that rips off DBZ*

*oh gods the CGI*

Strategos
2015-01-30, 03:00 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a selection of scarves to**

TheCountAlucard
2015-01-31, 03:27 AM
(teaches Serpentis to)

goto124
2015-02-01, 05:53 AM
*casts Detect Evil on*

Zaydos
2015-02-01, 10:01 AM
*walks in front of*

*blinds with evil aura*

Peebles
2015-02-02, 03:56 AM
*offers a thin sheet of lead*

goto124
2015-02-02, 08:24 AM
*brings out the sexy but Lawful Stupid paladin*

Dire Moose
2015-02-02, 10:00 AM
*sets up a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" moral dilemma for the paladin*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-02, 12:35 PM
(crushes you with a giant d20 trap, rolling an 11)

Groundhog
2015-02-02, 01:37 PM
*comes rolling through on a d100, desperately trying to stay on top of it and not get crushed*

Dudeons
2015-02-02, 02:02 PM
*rolls in on two d10s, one foot on each die*

Challenge accepted! :smallamused:

Ninjaman
2015-02-02, 03:24 PM
*Rolls in on regular d6*
"I should have picked a bigger die."

Strategos
2015-02-02, 08:30 PM
**gives a spiked club to**
"The spikes are D4's so they hurt more!"

BasketOfPuppies
2015-02-02, 08:57 PM
*gives a d73.2 to*

Zaydos
2015-02-02, 09:14 PM
*gives a d𝛑 to*
It's pecan flavored.

goto124
2015-02-02, 10:03 PM
*gets out a pecan pie*

*is crushed under a giant d20*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-02, 10:21 PM
(congratulates on the avatar)

@V: I'd say "clerical vestments" fits my avatar's dress than "robe."

goto124
2015-02-02, 11:00 PM
*thanks the artist, Flaming Eagle*

*wears the same blue robe*

Drakeburn
2015-02-02, 11:24 PM
*splashes you with pink dye*

Dudeons
2015-02-02, 11:53 PM
*purple is created*

*charges in to disrupt the nefarious purple*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-03, 12:17 AM
(leaves a horse in your washroom)

Peebles
2015-02-03, 03:46 AM
*washes the horse, before taking it to an evening soiree*

Ninjaman
2015-02-03, 05:11 AM
*Impales with foul words*

goto124
2015-02-03, 06:51 AM
*impales with fowls*

Twelvetrees
2015-02-03, 09:23 AM
*Fowls up your attempts to impale*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-03, 11:19 AM
Excuse me, I'll be doing the impaling here.

(launches birds at)

Dudeons
2015-02-03, 11:32 AM
*stabs with a pole from 1960s America*

Impaled with extreme prejudice. :smallcool:

Zaydos
2015-02-03, 01:57 PM
*nostalgifies*

Now you will only be able to remember the past in the most glowing ways possible.

Drakeburn
2015-02-03, 04:57 PM
If that is what you want, so be it. :smallamused:

*ties you to a chair*

*forces you to watch third generation My Little Pony*

Nostalgia at its worst.

copycatcat
2015-02-03, 08:11 PM
*takes away existence of third-gen My Little Pony*

goto124
2015-02-03, 10:33 PM
*trots in with Rainbow Dash*

I don't watch MLP and I can identify the Mane 6. Is this normal?

Dudeons
2015-02-03, 10:50 PM
That probably means you've had too much internet.

*gives a book to*

*teleports away with Twilight Sparkle*

goto124
2015-02-03, 10:55 PM
*accidentally turns Twilight into her human(?) form*

*starts smacking on the head with the book*

Peebles
2015-02-04, 03:55 AM
*gives a heavier book to*

goto124
2015-02-04, 04:38 AM
*gives a book of Twilight to*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-02-04, 06:49 AM
*give the 50 Shades trilogy to*

Those books are terrible.

EmeraldRose
2015-02-04, 08:23 AM
*gives George R R Martin*

See if you can get him writing something new.

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-04, 11:42 AM
(smooches and gives you a bag of enchanted chocolate-covered coffee beans)

Twelvetrees
2015-02-04, 12:08 PM
*Plants one, waits for beanstalk to sprout*

goto124
2015-02-04, 10:47 PM
*watches coffeebean stalk sprout*

*sets up a Coffee Bean cafe selling overpriced coffee*

Peebles
2015-02-05, 04:08 AM
*engages in a shin-kicking contest with*

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-05, 06:16 AM
*feeds you to ravenous goats*

Dire Moose
2015-02-05, 10:12 AM
*pets goat*

Dudeons
2015-02-05, 10:19 AM
*sics rabid Canadians on you*

Groundhog
2015-02-05, 02:23 PM
Rabid Canadians? What do they do, say "I'm sorry" until you go mad?

*placates rabid Canadians with maple syrup*

Strategos
2015-02-05, 06:15 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**makes some apple cinnamon pancakes for**

@V "Sure! They're pretty easy to make."

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-05, 06:18 PM
(asks for pancakes)

Dudeons
2015-02-05, 08:55 PM
*tame Canadians come stampeding* for pancakes*

*And by 'stampede' I mean 'politely hustle'

Drakeburn
2015-02-05, 10:49 PM
*puts chocolate d4 caltrops in the way*

Hopefully that will stop them, one way or another.

goto124
2015-02-05, 10:52 PM
*sits down to eat the chocolates*

Peebles
2015-02-06, 03:35 AM
*obsessively cleans with a steam mop and several gallons of water*

EmeraldRose
2015-02-06, 08:25 AM
*ignites the steam*

Twelvetrees
2015-02-06, 11:41 AM
*Unicycles furiously away from the flaming steam*

Zaydos
2015-02-06, 12:30 PM
*puts a stick in the wheel of your unicycle*

Hiro Protagonest
2015-02-06, 12:47 PM
*fixes unicycle by hitting it with a wrench*

Dudeons
2015-02-06, 01:05 PM
*beats unicycle until it is level 3*

*jumps into the cockpit and pushes Twelvetrees out*

Strategos
2015-02-06, 07:13 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**places a hard hat on your head**

Drakeburn
2015-02-06, 07:50 PM
*snaps on safety goggles*

Zaydos
2015-02-06, 07:55 PM
*washes with acid*

*notes that despite their name the goggles do nothing*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-06, 08:28 PM
(dances the Safety Dance with)

goto124
2015-02-07, 05:13 AM
*rips off googles*

*dances madly*

Strategos
2015-02-07, 06:29 AM
**places a stone gargoyle on your left shoulder**

Twelvetrees
2015-02-07, 08:19 AM
*Places a live harpy on your right shoulder*

Drakeburn
2015-02-07, 10:28 AM
*drops an anvil on your head*

Peebles
2015-02-07, 05:46 PM
*stabs repeatedly*

Strategos
2015-02-07, 07:04 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a block of chocolate to**

goto124
2015-02-07, 09:13 PM
*chews madly away at the giant kingdom-sized block of chocolate*

*gives diabetes to*

Kneenibble
2015-02-08, 03:22 AM
*bites savagely about the left buttock, which has proven much hammier and more succulent than the right*


@V *smuches on the face*

smuchmuch
2015-02-08, 04:43 AM
*Tacklepounceeats... er.... *tacklepouncegreets* of course

Drakeburn
2015-02-08, 11:19 AM
*stuffs into my bag of holding*

They don't call me a cat burglar for nothing.

Laughing Dog
2015-02-08, 11:40 AM
*reverse picpockets a portable hole into your bag of holding*
*contingent plane-shifts away*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-08, 04:52 PM
(laughs at your laughing dog)

EmeraldRose
2015-02-08, 07:24 PM
*throws pickles at*


*bites savagely about the left buttock, which has proven much hammier and more succulent than the right*

*glomps gently*

Where've you been you naughty Kneebler?!?

BasketOfPuppies
2015-02-08, 07:39 PM
*gives cup of very expensive coffee to*

goto124
2015-02-08, 11:22 PM
*gulps it down*

*gags*

Where did this dirty water come from, Starbucks?

Peebles
2015-02-09, 03:35 AM
*demonstrates a pyramid scheme to*

"All you have to do is give all your money to me, then I can live in the Bahamas!"

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-09, 09:50 AM
(lifts your grift, for a shift, with extra thrift)

Twelvetrees
2015-02-09, 11:32 AM
*Turns rhymes into rime*

Kneenibble
2015-02-09, 03:44 PM
Rime is hoary.

*turns hoar into whores* Get 'em, girls.



*glomps gently*

Where've you been you naughty Kneebler?!?

Abroad, sweet lady, gathering cobwebs, moonbeams, and the tarnish from gold to weave into a cloak.

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-09, 10:44 PM
Is that why you've been incommunicado? :smallfrown:

(offers a baggie of millet)

Drakeburn
2015-02-09, 11:24 PM
*offers a doggie bag*

Dudeons
2015-02-09, 11:52 PM
*loads bazooka with puppies*

*blasts Drakeburn*

Dire Moose
2015-02-10, 01:05 AM
*loads howitzer with kittens*

*blasts Dudeons*

goto124
2015-02-10, 01:56 AM
*starts a kitten campaign*

Which kind of campaign, you decide.

Zaydos
2015-02-10, 02:06 AM
*plays as the evil white supervillain cat who secretly controls the secret terrorist organization bent on world domination*

Peebles
2015-02-10, 05:35 AM
*sics mini Mr Bigglesworth on*

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-10, 06:35 AM
*unleashes a horde of starving ferrets upon you*

goto124
2015-02-10, 06:43 AM
*makes screaming dooking sounds*

The ferts!

Twelvetrees
2015-02-10, 08:59 AM
*Bounces rapidly through thread on pogo stick*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-10, 09:34 AM
(takes away your Pogo Privileges)

EmeraldRose
2015-02-10, 10:29 AM
*paints plaid*

*adds glitter*

Hiro Protagonest
2015-02-10, 07:03 PM
*changes to gingham*


Is that why you've been incommunicado? :smallfrown:

Where's communicado?

Peebles
2015-02-11, 03:58 AM
*sings at endlessly*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-11, 11:27 AM
(ends at, singlessly)

Twelvetrees
2015-02-11, 11:33 AM
*Yoinks Pogo Privileges back*
*Bounces away*

Dudeons
2015-02-11, 11:59 AM
*watches Twelvetrees enter a d6 minefield (that I may not have placed; don't assume, kids)*

*watches beautiful explosions*

Kneenibble
2015-02-11, 01:17 PM
*stands beside at a party, near a bowl of dice*

Could you please pass me a die, sir?

No... no. From the bottom of the bowl.

*stares at, a bead of drool twinkling at the corner of mouth*

EmeraldRose
2015-02-11, 02:00 PM
*ruffles*

*gives a bowl of assorted berries*

ThePhantom
2015-02-11, 07:21 PM
Reminds to lock the doors.

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-11, 09:08 PM
(takes out both your kneecaps)

Zaydos
2015-02-11, 09:21 PM
*holds up a bag of spare kneecaps*

I won 'em fair and square.

Twelvetrees
2015-02-12, 12:25 AM
*Swipes a few*

Thanks. Those explosions are hard on the knees.

Haruki-kun
2015-02-12, 12:51 AM
*throws cheese at*

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-12, 05:13 AM
*douses you with chilli sauce*

Peebles
2015-02-12, 05:22 AM
*coats with garlic and mustard flavoured yogurt*

EmeraldRose
2015-02-12, 09:18 AM
*socks with tahini and lemon*

smuchmuch
2015-02-12, 02:31 PM
*Stares at*
...
*Stares some more*

Kneenibble
2015-02-12, 02:46 PM
*daintily preens eyeballs, as a gentleman might preen the mottled glistening of a peeled grape*

Twelvetrees
2015-02-12, 03:46 PM
*Eats a bunch of grapes completely obliviously*

Zaydos
2015-02-12, 06:05 PM
*bursts out of a grape to stare you in the eyes*

Drakeburn
2015-02-12, 06:35 PM
*pushes you out as I burst out of the grapes as well*

Sorry, but there is only room for one!

Torzini
2015-02-12, 06:50 PM
*bursts out of a grape in between Zaydos and Drakeburn*

Hey now, no wine-ing allowed.... let's all be raisin-able here! :elan:

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-12, 07:21 PM
*stabs through the heart with a sharpened parsnip*

Lateral
2015-02-12, 11:52 PM
Hope you like the smell of cysteine oxidation products. *lights your hair on fire*

Zaydos
2015-02-12, 11:54 PM
*inverts the neutron flows of your fires to make them burn backwards through time*

I have a sonic wand and it can do magic!

Peebles
2015-02-13, 03:38 AM
*worries with a particularly tickly feather*

goto124
2015-02-13, 09:07 AM
*gets out the gags*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-13, 09:34 AM
(beats you up in front of all the other kids)

Targ Collective
2015-02-14, 10:29 AM
*Eats cheese and onion pasties*

*Sets up a coffee and pasty stall*

Twelvetrees
2015-02-14, 06:33 PM
*Helps to set up stall, covering it with purple paint in the process*

goto124
2015-02-15, 02:29 AM
*casts Teleport on the stall to move it to Riverside*

*wears a Hawaiian skirt*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-15, 10:14 AM
(charges you an additional 5% on any zorkmid transactions for your choice of wear)

Groundhog
2015-02-15, 03:52 PM
*waves wand*

*now you, too, are in a Hawaiian skirt*

Dudeons
2015-02-15, 04:19 PM
*sings London Bridge in Japanese*

goto124
2015-02-16, 05:25 AM
*sings a Touhou song in English*

*rolls a nat 1 on Perform (Oral)*

Peebles
2015-02-16, 05:44 AM
*resists clamping hand over goto's mouth, and clamps hands over own ears instead*

It's like listening to One Direction! :smalleek:

Targ Collective
2015-02-16, 07:31 PM
*Sings the coffee drinker's song*

*Invites EmeraldRose to join in*

Oh, the coffee in my veins! Oh the coffee in my veins!
Dark chocolate coffee beans, espresso by the ton!
Oh the coffee in my veins! Oh the coffee in my veins!
Heart palpitations by sixty-one!

V I appreciate the thought, but I don't drink... wine.

Mauve Shirt
2015-02-16, 07:36 PM
While I agree with the sentiment, the timeliness of your song is questionable.
*slides a glass of red*

goto124
2015-02-16, 10:57 PM
*removes Peebles' hand from mouth*

Sheesh fine!

*snatches the red wine and gulps it down*

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-17, 05:16 AM
*delivers a note promising ministry of silly walks funding for the remaining pages of the thread*

Peebles
2015-02-17, 09:29 AM
*knots a handkerchief and pops it on head, just in case the Gumby's turn up*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-17, 03:30 PM
(chews on a hank of your hair absent-mindedly)

Zaydos
2015-02-17, 06:49 PM
*steaks*

When I'm done cooking who wants some?

Targ Collective
2015-02-17, 07:20 PM
Sorry. Undead give me wind.

*Merrily sings the next verse of the coffee drinkers' song*

*Still invites EmeraldRose to duet*

Twelvetrees
2015-02-17, 09:14 PM
*Jumps into thread*
*Bounces off*

Hmmmm...

*Begins bouncing on thread as if it were a trampoline*

goto124
2015-02-18, 04:59 AM
*tosses in rubber zombies*

The souls of the dead rubber trees have their revenge!

Ninjaman
2015-02-18, 06:57 AM
Buries alive inside concrete.

Kneenibble
2015-02-18, 12:35 PM
*brings to the sub-basement for whose foundation the concrete was poured, lit by flickering banks of fluorescent tubes: where a steel ventilation shaft blows with a stridency not unlike a distant muted scream*

*unfurls a blanket near a chipped concrete pile* "The body is a few feet under this spot exactly." *sits down and waggles eyebrows*

SpeedWitch
2015-02-18, 04:50 PM
*steals eyebrows and holds them for ransom*

Drakeburn
2015-02-19, 12:25 AM
*steals ransom money*

*gets away in my getaway vehicle*

Zaydos
2015-02-19, 12:28 AM
*accidentally raises a vampire triceratops in front of your getaway vehicle*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-19, 08:43 AM
(accidentally embattles your dinosaur)

Twelvetrees
2015-02-19, 08:19 PM
*Triggers explosions to make fight scene more dramatic*

Drakeburn
2015-02-20, 12:06 AM
*adds more explosions*

*unintentionally blows up TPBM*

Ninjaman
2015-02-20, 02:08 AM
*Gets blown up*

Zaydos
2015-02-20, 02:18 AM
*uses necromancy to reconstitute TPAM and re-animate him as my undead ninja assassin*

*orders my undead ninja assassin to serve TPBM scones and tea*

*non-poisoned scones and tea*

It's important to always remember to tell ninja assassins not to poison food and drink.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-02-20, 03:00 AM
*gives everyone cake*

I turned 16!

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-20, 06:45 AM
(gives the puppies/ponies adorable party hats)

Hiro Protagonest
2015-02-20, 04:42 PM
*eats all the cake in one dragon bite*

Zaydos
2015-02-20, 04:51 PM
*arrives wearing a green hooded cape*

Your life hangs on a thread to be cut short on Doom's command!

@v: Am I always to be plagued by that accursed quartet?

Drakeburn
2015-02-20, 07:02 PM
*rips off my disguise, revealing myself as the Human Torch*

Flame on!!!

*shoots down TPAM with a fireball*

Dudeons
2015-02-20, 09:00 PM
*extinguishes you with wax*

Flame on, flame off.

Twelvetrees
2015-02-21, 01:17 PM
*Looks at with annoyance, holding a half-toasted marshmallow*

Zaydos
2015-02-21, 01:35 PM
*eats your marshmallow still wearing a Dr Doom hoodie*

I claim this marshmallow in the name of Doom!

Ninjaman
2015-02-21, 05:03 PM
*Sets aflame in the name of doom*

Dudeons
2015-02-21, 05:44 PM
*casts Doom in the name of Doom*

Drakeburn
2015-02-21, 09:31 PM
*plays Doom*

Nothing like the good old classics, right guys?

Hiro Protagonest
2015-02-21, 09:44 PM
*takes you down to half health*

Now you're playing Half-Life!

SpeedWitch
2015-02-22, 03:03 AM
*hands you a velafitime card*

*it's written in explosive runes*

*proceeds to toss out duplicates along the thread while laughing maniacally*

Torzini
2015-02-22, 04:08 AM
*torches the cards while Googling to see what he heck "velafitime" is and not coming up with anything*

*shrugs, eats a toasted sandwich*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-22, 10:57 AM
(untoasts your sandwich, leaving your bread boringly unscorched)

Drakeburn
2015-02-22, 06:11 PM
*splatters molten hot cheese all over the bread*

*pours molten hot cheese all over TPBM*

Twelvetrees
2015-02-23, 08:18 PM
*Immediately jumps into snowbank*
*Pelts Drakeburn with snowballs*

Hey, that was a waste of perfectly good cheese!

zeifly
2015-02-23, 08:41 PM
*builds a snowfort and returns fire*

ThePhantom
2015-02-23, 09:16 PM
*tests out snowball catapult on*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-23, 10:15 PM
(uses all this convenient snow to hide the bodies)

Drakeburn
2015-02-23, 10:53 PM
*uses necromancy on the bodies in the snow*

Arise my frost wraiths! Arise and serve your new master!

Frost Wraiths: What happens when you put ringwraiths and dementors together.

Zaydos
2015-02-23, 11:02 PM
*shows you how to do proper necromancy*

First you separate the soul, but since you already did that...

*steals control of the frost wraiths*

Then you reanimate the body itself

*raises the corpses as draugr*

That way you get 2 undead for the price of 1.

Peebles
2015-02-25, 09:48 AM
*promotes to demilich*

goto124
2015-02-25, 10:40 AM
*starts spamming Holy Smite all over the place*

Wait, am I a paladin or a demilich?

EmeraldRose
2015-02-25, 11:08 AM
*fries the spam*

Twelvetrees
2015-02-25, 11:32 AM
*hamburgers the spam*

Haruki-kun
2015-02-25, 11:59 AM
*noms the Spam*

Lovely spam! Wonderful Spam.

Zaydos
2015-02-25, 01:17 PM
*places a stack of chips each representing souls*

*plays poker with*

Targ Collective
2015-02-25, 04:37 PM
*Uses holy powers to forcibly reunite the souls of the undead with their bodies*

*Protects the reanimated with holy fire*

*Retires to the Light Dimensions for cookies (yes the light side have cookies too)

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-25, 08:09 PM
*hands out a selection of unconventional chocolates (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU)*

Drakeburn
2015-02-25, 08:12 PM
*directs a stampeded of cows toward the thread*

We cannot have cookies without milk!

IZ42
2015-02-25, 10:50 PM
*opens the ground below the cows to reveal a giant hibachi* *turns hibachi on*

goto124
2015-02-25, 11:48 PM
*takes out a dictionary to figure out what a hibachi is*

Oh I get it!

*gets out cleaver, fork, knife, and soya sauce*

*drools*

Zaydos
2015-02-25, 11:55 PM
*throws some souls on the grill*

They're good for the complexion and thinning.

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-26, 07:10 AM
*attempts to drown you in vinegar*

Drakeburn
2015-02-26, 10:52 AM
*replaces vinegar with garlic butter*

Dudeons
2015-02-26, 12:41 PM
*sticks breadsticks onto butter-covered Zaydos*

Dire Moose
2015-02-26, 02:25 PM
Mmm...buttery breadsticks...can't...resist...

*eats Zaydos*

zeifly
2015-02-26, 10:08 PM
I brought refreshments for this barbecue!
*pulls out several barrels of ale and other various beverages that are unimportant*

Targ Collective
2015-02-27, 01:25 AM
*Shines radiantly*

goto124
2015-02-27, 02:15 AM
*casts darkness*

*fails because she's Blinded*

Torzini
2015-02-27, 03:38 AM
*drops a load of buttery breadsticks on TPBM*

I'm bliiiiind. :smallsigh:

Ninjaman
2015-02-27, 03:43 AM
*Stabs with mace*

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-27, 04:42 AM
*beats you precisely 12.8% to death with a spoon*

All these people who will talk about beating someone half to death- so imprecise...

Zaydos
2015-02-27, 12:24 PM
*causes the scale of the uncertainty effect to rise by thousands of orders of magnitude*

Try being precise now!

As a side note I don't know where I am anymore. I guess I should slow down.

Dire Moose
2015-02-27, 02:07 PM
*shoots you 300% to death with a rocket launcher*

Drakeburn
2015-02-27, 10:47 PM
*knocks you out unconscious 200% with a potato*

You'd be surprised what you can do with a critical hit*

Ninjaman
2015-02-28, 04:11 AM
*Turns you into 56% shish kebab*

Torzini
2015-02-28, 04:38 AM
*morphs you into 63% of a cat*

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-28, 01:04 PM
*demands that you explain 256.001% of quantum mechanics- to be put into words that will convey the concepts to small children*

Targ Collective
2015-02-28, 01:43 PM
Okay kiddies, listen around.

If something is observed, it changes state.

But it still behaves in the same way.

*shines even more radiantly*

Dudeons
2015-02-28, 03:59 PM
*puts sunglasses over current sunglasses*

Drakeburn
2015-02-28, 04:01 PM
*puts up mirrors to reflect the light back at everyone except me*

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-28, 04:48 PM
*replaces all your mirrors with inflatable chicken drumsticks*

@V: They are merely inflatables in the shape of chicken drumsticks, there is no actual chicken content.

Cyber Punk
2015-02-28, 04:55 PM
*eats chicken drumsticks*

TheCountAlucard
2015-02-28, 06:27 PM
(fires your flames)

Lateral
2015-02-28, 07:37 PM
Ahem. *Who's* firing flames, exactly?

*lots and lots of fire*

goto124
2015-02-28, 09:14 PM
*summons flaming chickens that run around and squawk*

These ones have real chicken!

Targ Collective
2015-02-28, 09:19 PM
*continues shining radiantly like a little sunbeam*

*a little, really bright sunbeam*

Dire Moose
2015-02-28, 11:26 PM
*casts darkness on Targ Collective*

Drakeburn
2015-02-28, 11:27 PM
*sets up solar panels to absorb the sunbeams*

*uses the energy to provide power for the grill*

Zaydos
2015-02-28, 11:27 PM
*casts flameness on Dire Moose the ninja*

Dire Moose
2015-02-28, 11:30 PM
OUCH! *retaliates by polymorphing Zaydos into a frog*

Torzini
2015-02-28, 11:33 PM
*polymorphs Dire Moose into a real moose*

*polymorphs TBPM into a giant hippo*

Drakeburn
2015-03-01, 12:14 AM
*As a hippo, I sit on TPBM*

Twelvetrees
2015-03-01, 12:16 AM
*Tromps around thread*
*Yawns at TPBM*

Zaydos
2015-03-01, 12:17 AM
*steals your soul as it tries to escape your body in a yawn*

BasketOfPuppies
2015-03-01, 11:47 AM
*puts in a very small bottle*

TheCountAlucard
2015-03-01, 11:50 AM
(congratulates on making it to fifty pages)

(wonders what you've got in the works in regard to new avatars)

Peebles
2015-03-02, 10:16 AM
*clouts with an angler fish*

goto124
2015-03-03, 08:13 AM
*gets out the soul-catcher nets*

EmeraldRose
2015-03-03, 09:46 AM
*carefully snips all the nets*

*replaces the netting with jelly*

V: JX! How've you been? It's been AGES!

*smoooooooch*

Jontom Xire
2015-03-03, 09:48 AM
Kiss for Emerald Rose because I remembers her, unlike everyone else I've seen on this thread (but didn't look far).


Quick question - what happened to "kiss or kill"? Everyone's doing other than that!

Dire Moose
2015-03-03, 10:06 AM
*kisses Jontom Xire*

Was that better?

*furtively looks around to make sure nobody's watching, then kills Jontom Xire*

Drakeburn
2015-03-03, 10:16 AM
*gets the last laugh*

Ninjaman
2015-03-03, 04:58 PM
*Gets the last chuckle*

Trevortni
2015-03-03, 05:11 PM
*Inserts the last chuckler into the -* Whoops! Wrong thread!

Targ Collective
2015-03-03, 08:48 PM
*Writes graffiti saying "Can we have a new thread please?" on the wall

Mercenary Pen
2015-03-04, 07:52 AM
*provides an arcade game screen stating GAME OVER: Please insert weirdness to continue (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?401873-Kiss-or-Kill-XCIV-Please-insert-weirdness-to-continue)*

*also links new thread in the process*

Haruki-kun
2015-03-04, 03:01 PM
*closes thread*