Trolling a DM w/ a Phylactery of Faithfulness

[Tim Proctor]

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/wondrousItems.htm#phylacteryofFaithfulness (Phylactery of Faithfulness)

I'm playing a Dwarven Monk/Paladin (using Ascetic Knight) who follows Dwarfucious (basically a bunch of Dwarven Confucious jokes) and I got a PoF so that I could 'contemplate' some really surface level stupid stuff but that would have deeper consequences.

What would be really funny/cool to contemplate, also what would have a good game impact?

[KrimsonNekros]

Make it a lich's phylactery as well?

[Twilightwyrm]

To what does the dwarf hold the greatest loyalty: to his clan, or to his beard?

[Troacctid]

"You get the sense that whatever the answer to this question, it would not affect your alignment."

[Novawurmson]

"Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Teach a fish to man, and you...get a mermaid or summat."

"To drink or not to drink: That is a dumb question."

[Brookshw]

What is the sound of one dwarf drinking?

[Jeff the Green]

"You get the sense that whatever the answer to this question, it would not affect your alignment."

Phylacteries of Faithfulness also tell you whether an action would affect your standing with your deity.

[Fax Celestis]

What is the sound of one dwarf drinking?

It sounds like sadness.

How much ponce could a wood elf pounce if a wood elf could pounce ponce?

[Blackhawk748]

It sounds like sadness.

How much ponce could a wood High elf pounce if a wood High elf could pounce ponce?

There fixed that for ya :smallbiggrin:

[Novawurmson]

"Why haven't the spirit lion totem/beast totem barbarians conquered everyone?"

"You'll miss 100% of the shots you don't drink."

[Extra Anchovies]

"Why haven't the spirit lion totem/beast totem barbarians conquered everyone?"

Well, they do give up fast movement. So it's probably because non-totem Barbarians can outrun them.

[Flickerdart]

"Why haven't the spirit lion totem/beast totem barbarians conquered everyone?"
Because the spirit bear totem barbarians are holding them down.

[Theomniadept]

"I drink, therefore I am."

[Fax Celestis]

"Is a Bloody Mary just soup with alcohol?"

[Oneris]

"Outlook unclear: try again after another beer"

[Chronos]

"Is a Bloody Mary just soup with alcohol?"
:smallconfused: Is there a kind of soup that doesn't have alcohol?

[Segev]

:smallconfused: Is there a kind of soup that doesn't have alcohol?

Potato. It hasn't fermented into vodka yet.

[Brookshw]

How many mountains must a dwarf tunnel through, before you can call them a dwarf?

[StoneCipher]

Do you consume the Ale, or does it consume you?

[Divide by Zero]

How many mountains must a dwarf tunnel through, before you can call them a dwarf?

42?text goes here

[nedz]

Mining, the Curse of the Drinking Clans.