The CIA released a monster manual

[Shining Wrath]

CIA Monster Manual (http://www.foia.cia.gov/sites/default/files/DOC_0000619161.pdf)

It's not in WotC format, but you may be able to adapt these for your campaign.

[dascarletm]

I can see they kept true to how the art of a first edition MM should look.

[Shining Wrath]

I can see they kept true to how the art of a first edition MM should look.

Yes, but at least there are no women with bare midriffs.

[Scots Dragon]

Yes, but at least there are no women with bare breasts.

Fixed that for you. And yes, the original Monster Manual had full frontal nudity IIRC.

[Extra Anchovies]

These illustrations are hilarious, thank you for bringing this to my attention. Seems like someone at the Pentagon has a sense of humor.

I especially like the Far-Reaching Implication, and the Net Effect. These remind me of Mad Magazine's old Horrifying Clichés segments.

[thorr-kan]

This is what my tax dollars went for? I APPROVE!

(OK, my parents' tax dollars. In '82, I was just a sprout.)

[Shining Wrath]

These illustrations are hilarious, thank you for bringing this to my attention. Seems like someone at the Pentagon has a sense of humor.

I especially like the Far-Reaching Implication, and the Net Effect. These remind me of Mad Magazine's old Horrifying Clichés segments.

I suspect that the authors were mid-level people who had to wade through many, many analyses every week and wrote this to keep their sanity.

[Brookshw]

That Camutterflysaurus is awesome!

[Segev]

This is what my tax dollars went for? I APPROVE!

(OK, my parents' tax dollars. In '82, I was just a sprout.)

1982? That was the last time I updated my birth certificate!

<_< >_>

[Qwertystop]

Well, that's certainly amusing. I wonder which one was the inspiration? I'd guess either the Dire Straits or the Almost Inevitable.