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FinnLassie
2015-03-10, 03:49 PM
Joined and traditional. *shakes cane*

I like my partners like I like my upstairs neighbours...
which, you know, I don't like at all, but that's no story for here

thisisnotspam
2015-03-10, 04:08 PM
Quiet and submissive.

I like my partners like I like my agoraphobia.

Trevortni
2015-03-10, 04:26 PM
Preventing me from leaving the bedroom.

I like my better half like I like the better half of my pizza.

alaalba_123
2015-03-10, 05:36 PM
Hot, fresh, and just the right amount of cheesy.

I like my partners like I like my workout sessions...

Torzini
2015-03-10, 05:40 PM
Making me just the right amount of sweaty and exhausted.

I like my partners like I like my root canals.

AvatarVecna
2015-03-11, 12:29 PM
Making me just the right amount of sweaty and exhausted.

I like my partners like I like my root canals.

Getting me drilled in the mouth.

I like my partners like I like my storefront.

braveheart
2015-03-11, 12:35 PM
Showy but overpriced

I like my objects of affection like I like my Highlighter

Trevortni
2015-03-11, 01:08 PM
Producing all sorts of colorful language when I hold them.

I like my paramours like I like my I like my men/women like I like my... game.

Edit: I could have used quotation marks, but then it wouldn't be as confusing.

jaydubs
2015-03-11, 02:44 PM
Free to play.

I like my romantic interests like I like my meteors.

Emperordaniel
2015-03-11, 04:16 PM
Existing for a brief second before being torn apart in the upper atmosphere.

I like my partners like I like my character sheets...

Zaydos
2015-03-11, 04:18 PM
Changed often.

I like my partners like I like my dragons.

Torzini
2015-03-11, 04:24 PM
Massive, exotic, and whiskery.

I like my partners like I my online solitaire.

jaydubs
2015-03-11, 06:03 PM
Virus free.

I like my mates like I like my submarines.

Trevortni
2015-03-11, 06:34 PM
Taking months to come to the surface of the body of water I left them in.

I like my flames like I like my flames.

goto124
2015-03-11, 11:18 PM
Hot Hurts and burns out fast when you don't give enough fuel.

I like my partners like I like my castles...

Silent Justice
2015-03-11, 11:51 PM
Hard to penetrate and full of other people

I like my datepeople like I like my webcomics

Torzini
2015-03-12, 04:05 AM
Easy on the eyes, and constantly with something new to look forward to.

I like my paramours like I like my frying pans.

FinnLassie
2015-03-12, 10:37 AM
Made of cast iron, baby, and can get sizzlin' hot when needed. :smallcool:

I like my partners like I like my summer studies...

Trevortni
2015-03-12, 11:35 AM
Pretty much just the pictures in magazines.

I like my significant others like I like TPBM's significant others.

goto124
2015-03-12, 08:08 PM
Imaginary.

I like my partners like I like my fantasy...

Scarlet Knight
2015-03-12, 09:39 PM
High and epic.

I like my women like my fastballs...

AvatarVecna
2015-03-13, 04:30 AM
...colliding with my baseball bat.

I like my partners like I like my Dr. Pepper...

FinnLassie
2015-03-13, 11:59 AM
Stowed away, never to be found. :smalleek:

I like my partners like I like picking my nose...

Trevortni
2015-03-13, 01:33 PM
Not socially acceptable.

I like my dates like I like my dates.

Emperordaniel
2015-03-13, 02:44 PM
Sweet and sticky.

I like my partners like I like my soundtracks...

Visct
2015-03-13, 04:23 PM
Obnoxiously loud.

I like my partners like I like my education.

Silent Justice
2015-03-13, 04:30 PM
Flawed and full of gaps.

I like my datefriends like I like my penguins

Torzini
2015-03-13, 04:46 PM
Fat, waddly, and cuddly. :smallsmile:

I like my partners like I like my accidentally broken glassware.

FinnLassie
2015-03-13, 05:25 PM
Beautiful, but damn it stings.

I like my partners like I like my meatballs. :smallcool:

jaydubs
2015-03-13, 06:57 PM
Saucy.

Me gustan mis novias like I like my cardboard.

Trevortni
2015-03-13, 09:17 PM
Corrugated. Umm, and two-dimensional?

I like my sweetheart like I like my igpay atinlay.

Silent Justice
2015-03-13, 11:43 PM
Seems confusing at first but shallow when you get into it.

I like my datefriends like I like my Internet Forums

Zaydos
2015-03-13, 11:47 PM
Friendly and appreciative of Star Wars references.

I like my women like I like my Force.

thirsting
2015-03-14, 01:55 AM
Unreachable fantasy, but fun source of "what if" and "if only..." -scenarios.

I like my romanceables like I like my Shaun the Sheep (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TCXpgL9VY8)

Silent Justice
2015-03-14, 10:20 AM
Never talking

I like my datefriends like I like my fanfiction.

Trevortni
2015-03-14, 02:45 PM
So Mary Sued and multi-shipped I think we're going to have a fivesome with Voldemort, Spock, and Sailor Moon on Thursday.

I like my romance-optional relationships like I like my Firefly.

Zaydos
2015-03-14, 02:58 PM
Ending before they can sour into a shambling undead still continued only due to love of what they once had been.

I like my romances like I like my speculative fiction.

Emperordaniel
2015-03-14, 02:59 PM
Cut short too soon.

I like my partners like I like my blank spaces.

Silent Justice
2015-03-14, 03:04 PM
Non-existent.

I like my datefriends like I like my fighters.

Trevortni
2015-03-14, 03:26 PM
Fond of wielding sharp objects during fights.

I like my loves like I like my philosophical arguments.

Torzini
2015-03-14, 03:33 PM
Short and free of bullcrap.

I like my men like I like my fajitas.

AvatarVecna
2015-03-14, 04:46 PM
Short and free of bullcrap.

I like my men like I like my fajitas.

Available for purchase at several nearby locations.

I like my partners like I like my nightstands...

goto124
2015-03-15, 04:30 AM
One-night-stands :smalltongue:

I like my partners like I like my browsers...

FinnLassie
2015-03-15, 04:59 AM
Always jamming.

I like my partners like I like my game of jenga...

Trevortni
2015-03-15, 12:49 PM
Ready to come crashing down on you for one wrong move.

(sigh)

I like my affection-based socio-political arrangements like I like my Christmas lights.

Emperordaniel
2015-03-15, 01:20 PM
Burning the house down.

I like my partners like I like my cliffhangers.

thirsting
2015-03-15, 01:27 PM
Like having no idea if there'll be a happy ending next week, or if the whole thing instead gets cancelled abruptly. The thrill of suspence!

I like my women/men/others like I like my PC vs MAC arguments

FinnLassie
2015-03-15, 01:40 PM
Rather endearing, although you know which one's the better. MAC MAC MAC

I like my partners like I like my peanut butter...

Silent Justice
2015-03-15, 02:19 PM
Chunky.

I like my partners like I like my Monster Manuals.

Trevortni
2015-03-15, 04:43 PM
Full of all kinds of things that could kill me if I'm not careful.

I like the people I could conceivably contract an STD from like I like my Lucky Charms.

Scarlet Knight
2015-03-15, 09:50 PM
With pink hearts and yellow moons.

I like my women like my Reggae...

jaydubs
2015-03-15, 10:10 PM
Born in Jamaica during the 1960s.

I like my partners like I like my puffer fish...

goto124
2015-03-17, 01:10 AM
Spiky and unhuggable when provoked.

I like my mates like I like my rock...

Emperordaniel
2015-03-17, 10:15 AM
Hard and sturdy, good for building homes with.

I like my partners like I like my winter seasons...

Trevortni
2015-03-17, 11:53 AM
Cold, but taking my breath away.

I like my friends who let me touch their bosoms like I like my vague (and perverted!) literary references.

Neli42
2015-03-19, 04:03 PM
Titillating, and understood by an erudite few.

I like my cuddle partners like I like my neighborhood drugstore.

goto124
2015-03-21, 08:24 AM
Inexpensive and always has what I need.

I like my partners like I like my axes...

Torzini
2015-03-21, 08:44 AM
Not in the hands of a crazy axe murderer.

I like my partners like I like my Morrowind.

Trevortni
2015-03-21, 06:41 PM
Wide ope- No, wait, don't take the easy way.... Umm, firmly entrenched in the uncanny valley?

I like the objects of my double entendres like I like my milk.

thisisnotspam
2015-03-28, 08:22 AM
I like the objects of my double entendres like I like my milk.

White

I like my women like I like my Cold War.

Scarlet Knight
2015-03-28, 01:47 PM
A Russian on one side and an American on the other, each vying for my affection lest I favor the other.

I like my women like my New Yorkers...

Emmerlaus
2015-03-28, 08:57 PM
Very respectful of their step-mother " Lady Freedom"... she is always watching, ALWAYS !!!:smalleek:

I like my womans just like I like my antivirus...

Trevortni
2015-03-28, 10:58 PM
Always getting between me and my, ummm, "select internet content."

I like my betrothed like I like my mother in law.

FinnLassie
2015-03-28, 11:36 PM
Sometimes a bit too sweet that it becomes suspicious.

I like my partners like I like my secret agent films...

Verte
2015-03-29, 05:07 PM
Fast, English, and explosive, with a few jokes. I like my paramours like I like my potato chips...

Solse
2015-03-29, 10:16 PM
Addicting and unhealthy.

I like my women like I like my roads.

Scarlet Knight
2015-03-30, 06:17 PM
Laid out before me with breath-taking curves!

I like my women like my formal wear...

Verte
2015-03-31, 01:02 PM
Stiff, uncomfortable, and only taken out once a year. I like my companions like my toothbrush...

Trevortni
2015-03-31, 01:43 PM
Left forlorn and neglected in the least hospitable room of my house.

I like my <insert euphemism here> like I like my Order of the Stick.

goto124
2015-03-31, 08:28 PM
Serious when needed, but still has plenty of space for funny jokes. Also a fourth-wall breaker.

I like my partners like I like my handcuffs...

FinnLassie
2015-04-01, 07:23 AM
Never to be seen on me :smalleek:

I like my partners like I like my recipe books...

Verte
2015-04-03, 10:33 PM
Big, colorful, and wearing a stained, tattered jacket. I like my so-and-sos like I like my puns...

Scarlet Knight
2015-04-04, 04:12 PM
A delightful combination of pleasure and pain!

I like my women like my Easter egg hunts...

Neli42
2015-04-06, 12:15 AM
Colorful, uninhibited, and with much tumbling about in the grass.

My men should be to me just like a business lunch.

goto124
2015-04-06, 04:47 AM
Formal, stiff, and overly expensive (both fiancially and emotionally) for the small amount of food they bring to you.

And the food's only so-so.

I like my partners like I like my potions...

Trevortni
2015-04-06, 11:42 AM
Mixed-up, fragile, and not particularly effective in the real world. But really good in our roleplaying!

I appreciate my partner the way I appreciate my highbrow restaurants....

thisisnotspam
2015-04-11, 09:32 AM
{scrubbed}

Scarlet Knight
2015-04-13, 08:49 PM
I appreciate my partner the way I appreciate my highbrow restaurants....

Elegant and catering to my whims.

I like my women like my banjo music...

thirsting
2015-04-15, 07:52 AM
Anything that is not bagpipes goes. And sometimes even then.

I like my romanceables like I like my tax forms.

goto124
2015-04-19, 11:44 PM
Annoying and full of long lengthy words that makes you want to sleep and forget all about them.

I like my partners like I like my paladins...

Emperordaniel
2015-04-20, 02:36 AM
Believing that "Smite Evil!" is a more sophisticated way of saying "Bump Uglies".

I like my partners like I like my partnerships.

Scarlet Knight
2015-04-21, 07:07 PM
Binding. :smalleek:

I like my women like my folk music....

thisisnotspam
2015-04-23, 05:30 AM
In a Kolo.

I like my women like I like my Jaden Smith.

Neli42
2015-05-02, 01:34 AM
(going for the obvious rejoinder here) Wearing a dress.

I quite prefer my men to be like a European vacation.

Silent_Interim
2015-05-02, 05:28 PM
Far colder and damper than expected.

I like my partners like I like my tables.

goto124
2015-05-16, 04:40 AM
Strong and leggy.

I like my lovers like I like my scholars...

Scarlet Knight
2015-05-20, 08:51 PM
Always eager to learn something new.

I like my women like my Texans....

Neli42
2015-05-27, 01:42 AM
Opinionated, rather dusty, full of BBQ, and always super-hot.

My lovers should be just like a pair of slippers.

Emperordaniel
2015-05-27, 09:32 AM
Soft and fuzzy, and without any spiders hiding inside them.

I like my partners like I like my houses...

AvatarVecna
2015-05-27, 11:27 AM
Only entered by people I trust.

I like my partners like I like my mattresses...

thisisnotspam
2015-05-30, 07:32 AM
I like my partners like I like my mattresses...

Stuffed with hair of European Jewry.

I like my women like I like my GTA games.

Dudeons
2015-06-02, 12:25 PM
Violent, offensive, and loads of fun.

I like my partners like I like my character sheets.

Queen of Thorns
2015-06-02, 01:53 PM
Theoretical and unproven?

I like my partners like I like my sandwiches.

AvatarVecna
2015-06-02, 02:34 PM
Possessing nice buns.

I like my partners like I like my chinese take-out.

Emperordaniel
2015-06-02, 05:16 PM
Robbed of all their valuables long ago.

I like my partners like I like my trees.

Queen of Thorns
2015-06-02, 06:00 PM
Rough and stiff as a board?

I like my partners like I like my phones.

AvatarVecna
2015-06-02, 06:23 PM
Sleek and elegant.

I like my partners like I like my forks...

Xihirli
2015-06-02, 06:32 PM
Capable of being used as stabbing weapons in a pitch.

I prefer that all of the men and women whom I partner with have one important aspect not entirely unlike tea...

Silent_Interim
2015-06-11, 12:31 AM
Built wholesale the night before in a dazed caffeine high.

I like my partners like I like my keyboards.

AvatarVecna
2015-06-11, 03:06 AM
Easily manipulated using my fingers.

I like my partners like I like my sorcerers...

Scarlet Knight
2015-06-11, 09:43 PM
With high Charisma and hands of magic!

I like my women like my martinis...

thirsting
2015-06-14, 10:48 AM
Stirred, not shaken. I bet there's no one who didn't see that coming.

I like the targets of my affection like I like my movie reboots...

Xihirli
2015-06-14, 11:54 AM
Hapless, blind, and easy targets?

I prefer my cuddle-buddies (drow term) to be much like scimitars...

Tom the Mime
2015-06-14, 06:26 PM
Curvy and sharp.

I like my women how i like my trains.

Silent_Interim
2015-06-14, 10:39 PM
Not even remotely punctual.

It is my preference that my partners not be dissimilar from my alarm clocks.

blacklight101
2015-06-15, 08:18 PM
Annoying as all hell first thing in the morning. :smalltongue:

I like my women like I like my RP groups...

AvatarVecna
2015-06-20, 06:33 PM
Adventurous in all things.

I like my partners like I like my walls...

5a Violista
2015-06-21, 01:42 AM
I like my partners like I like my walls... ...standing behind me, always having my back, and holding me up when I've run out of strength.

I like my undead like I like my chairs... :smallwink:

Socksy
2015-06-21, 11:00 AM
Not judging me if I fall asleep on them.

I like my women like I like my bed.

blacklight101
2015-06-21, 12:57 PM
Always willing to be a warm source of comfort on a cold night.

I like my women like I like my showers.

thisisnotspam
2015-06-22, 08:40 AM
Golden.

I like my women like I like my Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Dudeons
2015-06-22, 10:38 AM
Taken seriously in spite of their childish appearance.

I like my ladies like I like my YouTube videos.

blacklight101
2015-06-22, 03:49 PM
Concerning cats far too often.

I like my women like I like my coke.

5a Violista
2015-06-22, 06:55 PM
Unquestionably Brazilian.

I enjoy my men like I enjoy this month‘s World Cup games:

Scarlet Knight
2015-06-25, 06:10 AM
Finishing in 90 minutes without stoppages.

I like my women like my World Cup players...

blacklight101
2015-06-25, 10:08 AM
Generally drunk and missing quite a few teeth.

I like my women like I like my thai food.

Socksy
2015-06-26, 04:46 PM
In somebody else's mouth instead.

I like my women like I like my blanket forts :D

thirsting
2015-07-02, 12:28 PM
Significant proportion of their mass is composed of creatures (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_dust_mite#Habitat_and_food) and life forms tinier than the eye can see.

We like our preferred life forms like we like our friends who keep referring to themselves in something other than first person singular...

3WhiteFox3
2015-07-04, 02:48 PM
Somewhat confusing, but rather interesting as well.

I like my women like I like my tea...

Scarlet Knight
2015-07-06, 06:25 PM
Sweet with a delightful fragrance.

I like my women like my palm trees...

Quild
2015-07-08, 09:19 AM
Bent.

I like my partners like I like my beers.

Neli42
2015-07-10, 02:09 AM
Richly colored with a pleasing aroma and mouthfeel, and never with a bitter aftertaste.

I like my men like I like my local park.

AvatarVecna
2015-07-11, 01:52 PM
Well-kept and welcoming.

I like my women like I like me ping-pong...

goto124
2015-07-22, 10:02 AM
Eternal back-and-forth in conversations until they claim victory. By making you exhausted.

I like my men like I like my t-shirts...

Prince Zahn
2015-07-22, 03:55 PM
Made of less than 30% polyester.

I like my women like I like my WiFi connection...

thirsting
2015-07-22, 11:01 PM
Requires a password.

I like my men or women like I like my sleep...

RowanE
2015-07-30, 02:47 PM
Unconscious Full of amazing dreams

I like my women like I like my governments...

AvatarVecna
2015-07-30, 04:00 PM
Dependable.

I like my partners like I like my Chinese take-out.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-31, 05:55 AM
Sweet and Sour. :smalltongue:

I like my women like I like my hats...

Scarlet Knight
2015-08-01, 09:21 PM
Stylish boaters.

I like my women like my anecdotes...

Prince Zahn
2015-08-09, 02:23 PM
Short and sweet. <3

I like my women like I like my chemical romancewarfare...

Insane Trystane
2015-09-09, 07:12 PM
In dystopian fiction.

I like my men like I like my baseball...

thirsting
2015-09-11, 03:25 AM
Appears incompherensible at first sight, but in the end, really simple. Also, bats.

I like my huggables like I like my interstellar space...

Inevitability
2015-09-21, 12:59 PM
Immune to the ravages of time, eternal yet everchanging.

I like my partners like I like my comics.

Prince Zahn
2015-09-21, 01:24 PM
narrating with sound effects voiced out loud.:smallsmile:<3

I like my women like I like my weather forecasts.

AvatarVecna
2015-09-21, 02:11 PM
...turned on first thing in the morning.

I like my partners like I like my hot chocolate...

Xihirli
2015-09-21, 03:02 PM
...Burning my tongue and full of marshmallows.

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like my Gender Neutral Polymorphed Drowlbears.

Dudeons
2015-09-22, 12:38 PM
Fascinatingly bizarre.

I like my romance targets like I like my YouTube videos.

Prince Zahn
2015-10-17, 02:52 PM
. . .spontaneous and incredible on so many ways.

I like my romantic partners like I like my smartphones. . .

Inevitability
2015-10-19, 03:25 AM
You should be able to call on them.

I like my better halves like I like my puns.

Insane Trystane
2015-10-24, 04:34 PM
Clever, inoffensive, and impossible to stop thinking about.

I like my men like I like my rocket ships...

Emperordaniel
2015-10-26, 02:31 PM
Too awesome for words.

I like my partners like I like my goblin attacks...

Prince Zahn
2015-10-26, 03:43 PM
Bold enough to storm the castle walls while the local villagers are bustling about.

I like my romantic partners like I like my shenanigans...

Xihirli
2015-10-26, 03:52 PM
Blowing up everything in their way.

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like Crunch-N' Munch.

Scarlet Knight
2015-10-29, 11:24 AM
Sweet, a bit nutty, and hard to share.

I like my women like my pitchers...

Inevitability
2015-10-29, 04:34 PM
Containing alcohol.

I like my women like I like my OOTS.

Insane Trystane
2015-10-29, 04:37 PM
While others may critique her appearance and endlessly question her intentions, to me she's just beautiful and clever and perfect. :3

I like my men like I like my autumn days...

Ninjaman
2015-11-03, 11:33 AM
Short but colorfull.

I like my partners like I like my turn based strategy games.

Prince Zahn
2015-11-04, 02:04 AM
. . . with save and reset buttons.:smallredface:

I like my targets of affection like I like my sick days. . .

Amazon
2015-11-04, 05:29 PM
At home.

I like my guys like I like my strong female characters...

Dudeons
2015-11-04, 05:37 PM
Not in the hands of sexist sociopaths that have littered fiction in the past.

I like my partners like I like my Japanese TV shows.

Ninjaman
2015-11-05, 03:12 AM
Wierd but always fun.

I like my partners how I like my D&D characters..

GolemsVoice
2015-11-05, 03:15 AM
Not a monk, not a fighter

I like my women like I like my classical art...

Prince Zahn
2015-11-05, 03:25 AM
Realistic, with hidden beauty to discover.

I like my Women like I like my time-keeping mechanisms...

Dudeons
2015-11-05, 04:40 AM
Possessing a certain balance of utility and style, as well as unerring accuracy in matters of punctuality.

I like my partners like I like my last-minute homework sessions.

GolemsVoice
2015-11-05, 05:11 AM
Causing frenzied all night sessions

I like my partners like I like my cars

Scarlet Knight
2015-11-09, 10:35 PM
Sporting rich, Corinthian leather.

I like my women like my spinels...

Emperordaniel
2015-11-09, 11:54 PM
Bright and beautiful.

I like my partners like I like my nuclear byproducts...

Ninjaman
2015-11-10, 02:20 AM
Locked away in an abandonned mine.

I like my women how I like my steak...

Prince Zahn
2015-11-10, 03:34 AM
. . . marinated in barbecue sauce?

I like my women like I like my prison cell. . .

Zurvan
2015-11-19, 07:39 AM
Alone, in the dark and with a lot of torture. :smallamused:

I like my women like I like my touch screen devices.

GolemsVoice
2015-11-19, 08:59 AM
Unresponsive and smugded with fatty fingerprints

I like my women like I like my action movies...

Dudeons
2015-11-19, 08:49 PM
Exciting and tough, but not afraid to be emotional.

I like my ladies like I like my anime theme songs.

Ninjaman
2015-11-20, 02:37 AM
Others find them annoying but they always bring me in a good mood.

I like my women how I like my board games..

Prince Zahn
2015-11-20, 12:17 PM
. . . playable by 4-6 players.

I like my significant others like I like my rants. . .

Inevitability
2015-11-20, 04:53 PM
Long.

I like my romantic partners in a way resembling the way I like my haunting presences.

Scarlet Knight
2015-11-21, 09:06 PM
Surprising to the eye, with little substance.

It doth please me the fair sex to be as with the fairies....

Insane Trystane
2015-11-21, 10:05 PM
Tricksy, bizarre, and never in my house without permission. :P

I like my men like I like my makeup tutorials...

lurkmeister
2015-11-23, 01:31 AM
Informative yet strangely inane

I like my ladies like I like my cunning linguists...

Prince Zahn
2015-11-23, 06:22 AM
. . .creative, Silver-tongued, and can "keep it clean" when desired.

I like my ladies like I like my push notifications. . .

MouthofSauron
2015-11-24, 04:45 AM
...quick, informative, and not likely to go off at a funeral.

I like my women like I like my pickup trucks...

lurkmeister
2015-11-24, 09:25 PM
...with oversize tires on dirt courses?

I like my women like I like my hikes in the woods...

Xihirli
2015-11-26, 07:47 PM
Ripe with the knowledge that I'm probably going to step in poison ivy.

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like my gods.

Prince Zahn
2015-11-27, 02:53 AM
... There is only one true one for me, but I have found a cuddle-buddy who will take me to heaven. not really, but not giving up hope either.


I like my women like I like The Beatles. . .

Scarlet Knight
2015-11-27, 07:30 AM
Smart, cute, quiet, and funny.

I like my women like I like my Beatles music...

lurkmeister
2015-12-03, 12:12 AM
Drama-fueled and experimental.

I like my women like I like the mountains...

Xihirli
2015-12-03, 05:42 PM
Prone to avalanches.

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like my goddesses...

Prince Zahn
2015-12-03, 06:48 PM
. . . prayed to at least 3 times a day, preferably while within their sacred temple.

I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my Facebook "likes". . .

Inevitability
2015-12-04, 04:40 PM
Always positive.

I like my women like I like my alarm clocks.

lurkmeister
2015-12-06, 05:16 PM
Punctilious.

I like my snoo-snoo mates like I like my death by snoo-snoo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdrUW--Jic)...

link for reference

backwaterj
2015-12-10, 08:44 PM
Agonizingly painful but finished quickly.

I prefer my potential mates analogous to my deli sandwiches.

thirsting
2015-12-11, 04:53 AM
Wrapped in a thin layer of plastic. For hygiene.


I like my

chicks and chickettes / hunks and man-hunks

like I like my double takes

Prince Zahn
2015-12-12, 04:00 AM
. . . In triplicate.

I like my Women like I like my detective mystery stories.

Pyrous
2015-12-13, 08:03 PM
... With a lot mysteries that I can unravel.

I like my women like I like my OotS...

Emperordaniel
2015-12-13, 09:58 PM
Getting more detailed as time goes by.

I like my partners like I like my mass extinctions...

Xihirli
2015-12-13, 10:17 PM
Really fast.

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like my Gender Neutral Polymorped Drowlbears.

Dudeons
2015-12-13, 10:45 PM
With lots of fun adjectives that could be applied to them.

I like my romanceables like I like my Harry Potter.

Pyrous
2015-12-13, 11:14 PM
Death cheating.

I like my romantic partners like I like my wine...

Prince Zahn
2015-12-14, 02:05 AM
. . . Sweet, if a little dry.


I like my women like I like my men. . .

Xihirli
2015-12-14, 06:07 PM
Androgynous.

I like my cuddle-chums (specifically Northern Drow terminology there) like I like my Meteor Swarms.

backwaterj
2015-12-14, 07:13 PM
In the face!

I'm fond of my females bearing a resemblance to my jazz recordings.

lurkmeister
2015-12-16, 12:14 AM
Ambient and unobtrusive.

I like my sweethearts like I like my heavy metal...

Emperordaniel
2015-12-16, 03:41 AM
Having the potential to cause permanent hearing damage.

I like my partners like I like my Let's Plays...

Prince Zahn
2015-12-17, 08:41 AM
. . . Interactive and plentiful on the Internet?

I like my women like I like my eggplants. . .

lurkmeister
2015-12-17, 06:07 PM
When they're ready, there are waaaaaaaaaay more of them than you could have possibly bargained for. Kind of like a famous (and very NSFW) Ingres painting (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turkish_Bath).

I like my cuddle-bears like I like Caravati's Three Large Pink Ladies with One Strip of Gauze ...

thirsting
2015-12-19, 12:24 PM
Ungoogleable. :smallconfused:

I like my persons of interest like I like my Star Wars ...

Jormengand
2015-12-19, 12:26 PM
Not spoiled before I see them. :smalltongue:

I like my humanoid [human]s like I like my internet forums.

Prince Zahn
2015-12-19, 04:00 PM
. . . with a clear and intuitive format style?:smallconfused:

I swear, you guys say the darndest things, I don't even know where to begin!

I like my women like I like my candy. . .

backwaterj
2015-12-19, 04:19 PM
Melting in my mouth, not in my hand (there's surprisingly few clean places one can go with that).

I prefer my paramours in a like manner to my MMOs.

lurkmeister
2015-12-19, 11:51 PM
Enamored of group play (heh heh)

I like my lovers like I like my tripel bocks ...

Ungoogleable. :smallconfused:
It was a Discworld reference -- a joke about female nudes in the Western artistic tradition :smallwink:

Fred Colon: "But there's a little urn in the background, so it's okay, it's High Art..."

Dudeons
2015-12-20, 09:03 AM
German.

I like my romanceables like I like my combat medics.

Prince Zahn
2015-12-20, 10:11 AM
. . . Always wearing gloves and washing their hands when they cut my skin with a scalpel .

... Yikes where did that come from O. O

I like my women like I like my semiprecious stones. . .

backwaterj
2015-12-20, 03:06 PM
Polished and well-rounded.

I like my women like I like my houserules.

lurkmeister
2015-12-20, 05:11 PM
Sometimes good, sometimes bad, prone to causing arguments.

I like my cute cuddle-buddies like I like fine wine...

Scarlet Knight
2015-12-22, 10:37 PM
Light bodied with sweet legs.

I like my women like my Christmas sweaters...

Prince Zahn
2015-12-23, 01:50 AM
. . . A little tacky, but very warm and festive. :smallsmile:

I like my ladies like I like my Christmas bonus. . .

backwaterj
2015-12-23, 02:48 AM
Large and timely (but usually with strings attached).

I like my women like I like my hiking trails.

thirsting
2015-12-23, 05:35 AM
Sturdy and safe, yet still exciting. But does not go on and on forever.

I like my romanceables like I like my divorces ...

lurkmeister
2015-12-23, 10:53 PM
Bitter and emotionally charged, yet still great for angry sex.

I like my babycakes like I like sex ...

Prince Zahn
2015-12-24, 06:58 AM
. . . Abstract and capable of inclusively discerning various gender identities with no potential to infringe any forum rules. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/announcement.php?a=1)

I like my women like I like my hiccups.

backwaterj
2015-12-24, 02:25 PM
Easily gotten rid of by drinking or scaring them away.

I am pleased to have my partners akin to my grilled vegetables.

Lvl 2 Expert
2015-12-28, 01:42 PM
In the garbage unless I really don't have anything better in the house.

I like my women like I like my RPG sourcebooks...

Insane Trystane
2015-12-28, 10:32 PM
Well-loved by me for years and years.

I like my men like I like my nor'easters...

lurkmeister
2015-12-28, 11:38 PM
Fun in the snow, but rather less fun when the snow's missing. *glares at jetstream*

I like my babycakes...es like I like sojourns for two in snowbound cabins...

backwaterj
2015-12-29, 06:25 AM
Frigid, stir-crazy and short on goods.

I like my females like I like my emails.

Lvl 2 Expert
2015-12-29, 12:33 PM
To the point, and addressing me.

I like my women like I like my races...

Prince Zahn
2015-12-29, 03:51 PM
. . . Exciting, surprising, and gives me good luck!


I like my partners like I like my colors. . .

Dudeons
2015-12-29, 05:16 PM
Clearly showing their mood without saying a word.

I like my partners like I like my rap music.

backwaterj
2015-12-29, 06:03 PM
Loud enough to rattle the windows on my '64 Impala.

I like my women like I like my submarines.

Scarlet Knight
2015-12-30, 09:08 AM
Quick to go down upon command.

I like my women like my Christmas cards...

Emperordaniel
2015-12-30, 01:25 PM
Making no sense if you're from Australia.

I like my partners like I like my sequels...

Dudeons
2015-12-30, 01:56 PM
Less than three.

I like my partners like I like my paradoxes.

backwaterj
2015-12-30, 03:58 PM
Prone to murderous and/or incestuous relations with direct ancestors.

I like my women like I like my Hitchcock films.

Scarlet Knight
2016-01-01, 12:31 PM
Um, also prone to murderous and/or incestuous relations ?

I like my women like my New Year's parties...

Prince Zahn
2016-01-02, 09:48 AM
. . . wasted and happy?

Sure, that works.

I like my partners like I like Januaries. . .

lurkmeister
2016-01-05, 02:11 AM
Cold and dark.

I like my babycakes like I like Long Island iced tea...

backwaterj
2016-01-05, 05:51 AM
One after another, and deceptively subtle so you don't realize how incapacitated you are at the end of the night.

I like my shnookumses like I like my water polo.

DJ Yung Crunk
2016-01-05, 06:07 AM
Cold, rough, inscrutable and ultimately disappointing.

I like my card dealers like I like my drug dealers.

Whisper Knight
2016-01-07, 06:19 AM
Too coked up to know I'm cheating them.

I like my men like I like my bacon.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-07, 06:25 AM
. . . Greasy and smell like breakfast?


. . . I like my partners like I like my injections. . .

Dudeons
2016-01-07, 11:24 AM
Quick, thrilling, but ultimately beneficial for me.

I like my arm candy like I like my Star Wars prequels.

Neli42
2016-01-07, 03:01 PM
Slow-starting, but action-packed for the last 10 minutes.

I like my canoodle-partner like I like my South American dictators.

Inevitability
2016-01-07, 03:20 PM
South American.

I like my women like I like my surprises.

backwaterj
2016-01-07, 05:36 PM
Unexpected, pleasant, and sometimes hard on the heart.

I like my darlings like I like my razors.

Dudeons
2016-01-07, 10:44 PM
Dangerous when used carelessly.

I like my partners like I like my spam threads.

Lvl 2 Expert
2016-01-08, 02:30 AM
Well read, and full of it.


I like my arm candy like I like my Star Wars prequels.

Nonexistent? :smallbiggrin:

I like my women like I like my calculators...

Scarlet Knight
2016-01-10, 10:28 PM
Push the right buttons & they're ready to multiply!

I like my women like my political cartoons...

backwaterj
2016-01-10, 10:53 PM
Mean-spirited and prone to horrible un-funny puns.

I like my love interests like I like my bank interest.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-12, 08:47 AM
. . . As long-term investments?

Actually, that one came out kind of sweet:smallsmile:.

I like the my future spouses like I like the planets in my solar system. . .

Emperordaniel
2016-01-12, 11:13 AM
Visible to the naked eye.

I like my partners like I like my Skyrim books...

Lvl 2 Expert
2016-01-12, 11:33 AM
Just what I needed to get back to playing and winning.

I like my women like I like my mailmen...

backwaterj
2016-01-12, 08:36 PM
Always delivering, rain or shine. :smallwink:

I like my plus ones like I like my +1 shortswords.

Lvl 2 Expert
2016-01-13, 09:47 AM
Cheap, yet really helpful and practically unbreakable.

I like my women like I like my sheep...

Prince Zahn
2016-01-14, 06:27 PM
. . . sheared regularly?:smallconfused:

I like my sweethearts like I like my cabbages! . . .

Xihirli
2016-01-16, 12:15 AM
SET AFLAME!

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like my demons...

backwaterj
2016-01-17, 08:42 PM
Bound and completely under my thrall.

...That got dark.

I like my significant others like I like my significant otters.

Inevitability
2016-01-21, 03:54 AM
Significant others.

I like my better halves like I like my H2SO4.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-21, 07:58 AM
. . . Carefully experimented on in a chemistry lab? :smallconfused:

Dire Stirge, that is very disturbing of you.

I like my women like I like my puzzles. . .

SilverSheriff
2016-01-22, 12:33 PM
I like my women like I like my puzzles. . .

Boxed and packed up at the back of my cupboard? (I'm sorry I'm an awful)

I like my partners like I like my tumblr posts...

Emperordaniel
2016-01-22, 09:41 PM
Providing previews of things yet to come.

I like my partners like I like my game...