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backwaterj
2016-01-22, 10:11 PM
All night, every night. :smallbiggrin:

I like my belles like I like my bells.

lurkmeister
2016-01-22, 11:22 PM
Ringing on the hour, every hour. Loudly.

I like my babes like I like my post-blizzard blankets of snow.

Inevitability
2016-01-23, 05:45 AM
Soft and fluffy?

I like my romantic partners like I like my vocabulary.

Scarlet Knight
2016-01-23, 11:51 AM
Capricious, unfettered, whimsical, fanciful (see: wanton)

I like my women like my hearth...

Xihirli
2016-01-23, 01:13 PM
...On fire.

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like my Meteor Swarms...

backwaterj
2016-01-23, 06:08 PM
Always there any time I'm not busy stabbing things.

I like my women like I like my SlinkiesTM.

lurkmeister
2016-01-23, 08:34 PM
Bouncy. Very, very bouncy.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02y0txp6Q1qkxn4yo1_500.gif

I like my booty calls like I like my ... booty.

Dudeons
2016-01-23, 09:12 PM
Only able to be found because of strange old maps?

I like my ladies like I like my abstract art.

Eggel
2016-01-23, 11:29 PM
Interesting to look at

I like my ladies like I love lamp

backwaterj
2016-01-25, 01:53 PM
Bright, and sometimes able to grant wishes if you rub them.

I like my women like I like my corn on the cob.

PallentisLunam
2016-01-25, 03:29 PM
Always good for a nibble.

I like my co-op partners like I like my college classes

sengmeng
2016-01-25, 04:47 PM
Without a lot of prerequisites to get into them.

I like my women like I like my dinosaurs.

PallentisLunam
2016-01-25, 05:20 PM
Terrifying and able to devour a man whole for a snack.

I like my lasses like I like my car rides,

Dudeons
2016-01-25, 06:15 PM
Fast and furious.

I like my partners like I like my lame pop culture references.

Eggel
2016-01-25, 11:04 PM
You'll remember them in five years and think, "Heh."

I like my dance-with-no-pants partners like I like the sand on the beach

PallentisLunam
2016-01-25, 11:18 PM
infested with crabs.

I like my femme fatales like I like my operas

Prince Zahn
2016-01-26, 04:05 AM
. . . Passionate and foreign.

I like my ladies like I like my children. . .

backwaterj
2016-01-26, 04:33 AM
Dependent, obedient, and adorable.

I like my XXs like I like my Dos Equis.

Dudeons
2016-01-26, 12:29 PM
Not always drunk.

I like my romance victims like I like my philosophy classes.

Eggel
2016-01-26, 06:05 PM
Thought Provoking

I like my mademoiselles like I cafes

sengmeng
2016-01-26, 07:14 PM
French and outdoors.

I like my ladies like I like my technology

Prince Zahn
2016-01-27, 06:14 AM
. . . Ready to do things for me better and faster than I could, so that I don't have to bother.


I like my sweet baboos Like I like my teeth. . .

PallentisLunam
2016-01-27, 02:29 PM
Clean, white, and always close enough to lick.

I like my coeds like I like my bookstores

backwaterj
2016-01-27, 04:15 PM
Half price Full of knowledge and pleasant-smelling.

I like my senoritas like I like my steak fajitas.

Eggel
2016-01-27, 05:21 PM
I could eat 'em all day

I like my square dancing partner like I like gamma rays

Dudeons
2016-01-27, 05:26 PM
They're either going to give me strength or they're going to kill me.

I like my partners like I like my Daft Punk.

PallentisLunam
2016-01-27, 05:49 PM
In full body suits.

I like my women like I like my YouTube videos

treebeard25
2016-01-27, 06:12 PM
Short, but hilarious. And not too loud.

I like my lovers like I like my morning news.

Jay R
2016-01-27, 07:21 PM
Sports and entertainment first, and no news or business until after my first cup of coffee.

I like my ladies like I like my teddy bears

sengmeng
2016-01-27, 07:24 PM
Clearly having an agenda, but worth waking up at five thirty to look watch.

Swordsaged!

Cuddly, brown, and glassy-eyed.

I like my partners like I like my cake.

Jay R
2016-01-27, 07:38 PM
Sweet, covered in sugary goodness, and perfect for a wedding.

I like my ladies like I like my fantasy novels

Dudeons
2016-01-27, 07:55 PM
Having a good story behind them in addition to escapist fun.

I like my partners like I like my people who obey the three post rule. Hint hint.

Xihirli
2016-01-27, 11:15 PM
Stabbed?

I like my androgynous cuddle-chums as I like my crunch-n-munch.

Lvl 2 Expert
2016-01-28, 07:17 AM
All fruddly-puddly?

I like my women like I like my neighbors...

PallentisLunam
2016-01-28, 08:02 PM
Out of my business but watching my back.

I like my pin-up gals like I like my music

backwaterj
2016-01-29, 02:59 AM
Fast, eclectic, and genre-bending.

I like my women like I like my hydras.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-29, 11:16 AM
. . . you can want to kill 'em, sometimes, but you are always outnumbered when butting heads.

I like my women like I like my Will O Wisps.

Scarlet Knight
2016-01-30, 03:36 PM
Bright and always tempting me to follow them...

I like my women like my campaign promises...

sengmeng
2016-01-30, 06:31 PM
Unfulfilled.

I like my men like I like my comic books.

backwaterj
2016-01-31, 03:11 AM
Action-packed and physics-defying!

I like my women like I like my root canals.

thirsting
2016-01-31, 04:35 AM
You really feel them.

I like my objects of fondness like I like my bad habits..

Eggel
2016-01-31, 12:02 PM
You know you shouldn't, but you just can't stop.

I like my gals like I like eating dirt

Prince Zahn
2016-02-01, 08:50 AM
. . . 100% worm free?

I like my women like I like my wedding vows. . .

PallentisLunam
2016-02-01, 09:44 AM
Flowery and beautiful but completely unrealistic.

I like my girls like I like my undead monstrosities

SilverSheriff
2016-02-01, 12:14 PM
Pale, razor-sharp, and draining.

I like my partners like my lawn...

Dudeons
2016-02-01, 12:17 PM
Short and sharp and making the neighbors jealous.

I like my partners like I like my jelly.

backwaterj
2016-02-01, 08:14 PM
Spread with a generous helping of peanut butter.

I like my ladies like I like my radio dramas.

Trog
2016-02-02, 10:25 AM
...absorbing and whispering in my ear. :smallwink:

I like my men/women like I like my snow days.

Eggel
2016-02-02, 10:52 PM
White and beautiful, but ultimately cold hearted.

I like my madams like I like stale biscuits

Prince Zahn
2016-02-03, 03:49 AM
. . . sweet, soft, and won't hurt you if you if you have canker sores.

I like my women like I like my shaving razors. . .

Xihirli
2016-02-04, 01:12 AM
Constantly cutting me whenever I use them without first lathering myself in shaving cream.

I like my cuddle-chums like I like my Star Wars films.

Eggel
2016-02-04, 05:24 PM
Simply put, amazing.

I like my bed friends like I like radio towers.

Dudeons
2016-02-04, 11:46 PM
Tall and supportive.

I like my partners like I like my classic JRPGs.

sengmeng
2016-02-05, 08:55 PM
Featuring unnatural hair colors, and patiently taking turns when we fight.

I don't always choose women, but when I do, I prefer them like my Dos Equis.

Scarlet Knight
2016-02-05, 10:54 PM
Clean, fresh, and Mexican.

I like my women like my tailgate parties...

PallentisLunam
2016-02-05, 11:39 PM
Loud and ready to get crazy at a moment's notice.

I like my dungeon mistresses like I like my hexadecimal values

sengmeng
2016-02-06, 06:33 PM
Trying for 69 gets you 45.

I like my women like I like my webcomics.

backwaterj
2016-02-08, 08:18 PM
Giving you new content the same day every week, like clockwork.

I like my missuses like I like my steampunk.

Prince Zahn
2016-02-24, 05:33 AM
. . . Over the top, but practical... If she can make interesting contraptions, that's a plus. :smallsmile:

I like my ladies like I like my frogs. . .

Xihirli
2016-02-25, 09:18 PM
Roadkill.

I like my cuddle-chums like I like my crunch-n'-munch.

Scarlet Knight
2016-02-28, 11:08 AM
Sweet and a little nutty.

I like my women like I like Spring Training...

lurkmeister
2016-03-02, 12:13 AM
Laid back but not as predictable as you'd think.

I like my cuchy-coo like I like my home team winning ...

Prince Zahn
2016-03-02, 01:34 AM
Motivated and amazing enough to always make me proud. :smallsmile:

I like my women like I like my roses. . .

thirsting
2016-03-02, 03:02 AM
Unplucked.

I like my romanceables like I like my viruses...

eru001
2016-03-02, 02:19 PM
Retro


I like my ladies the way I like my firearms

sengmeng
2016-03-03, 09:26 AM
Hair-triggered and loaded.

I like my semi-legitimate masseuses like I like my tractors

Dudeons
2016-03-03, 11:22 AM
Big, loud, and Southern as all heck.

I like my sentient sex toys like I like my mimes.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-03, 12:06 PM
. . . Quiet and far away from the children's eyes? :smallconfused: Let's keep it PG, or at least more subtle, please. This is what double entendres are for. :smallwink:

I like my ladies like I like the my butterflies. . .

eru001
2016-03-03, 01:55 PM
quiet and beautiful

I like my women the way I like my books

sengmeng
2016-03-03, 06:44 PM
Old, leathery, and with broken spines.

I like my men like I like my antidepressants

Dudeons
2016-03-03, 07:18 PM
Messing with my head in all the best ways.

I like my suitors like I like my suits.

Mellonae
2016-03-04, 05:09 AM
Suitable.

I like my ladies like I like my alchemy.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-04, 10:39 AM
. . . discovered by accident?

I like my ladies like I like my medical clowns. . .

eru001
2016-03-04, 11:44 AM
played by Robin Williams


I like my women the way I like my Astronauts

sengmeng
2016-03-04, 04:06 PM
Adventurous, really high, and ready for a splashdown.

I like my women like I like my dystopian novels

Scarlet Knight
2016-03-06, 09:28 AM
With the beautiful heroine finishing on top.

I like my women like my boilers...

Prince Zahn
2016-03-06, 02:27 PM
. . . HOT!

I like my ladies like I like my transistor radios. . .

backwaterj
2016-03-07, 03:40 AM
Old-school and mostly in the AM.

I like my sweethearts like I like my SweetTarts.

eru001
2016-03-07, 09:05 PM
tiny and sour.


I like my women the way I like my dinner

sengmeng
2016-03-07, 11:45 PM
Hot and on the table at Denny's.

I like my women like I like my polyhedral dice.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-08, 12:46 AM
. . . Three-dimensional, transparent, and loaded. :smallamused:

I like my women like I like my weekends. . .

Neli42
2016-03-09, 05:30 PM
Bright, sunny, and rejuvenating. And three days at a go every once in a while is amazing.

I like my men like I love my pasta.

Dudeons
2016-03-09, 07:17 PM
Stringy and messy, but packing plenty of spice.

I like my partners like I like my partners.

backwaterj
2016-03-10, 10:31 AM
Business-savvy and able to lead (not stepping on my feet is a big plus).

I like my women like I like my ambiguity. :smallwink:

Prince Zahn
2016-03-10, 03:18 PM
. . . Favorable to the side that didn't draft the prenup? :smallconfused:

I like my ladies like I like my alternative rock bands. . .

Scarlet Knight
2016-03-12, 12:37 PM
Happy to perform at alternative parties.

I like my women like my movie marriages...

eru001
2016-03-12, 06:37 PM
full of poor planning and alcohol


I like my women the way I like my armor...

thirsting
2016-03-12, 07:34 PM
Unyielding. And shiny.

I like my quest giver NPCs like I like my space opera --

Neli42
2016-03-14, 04:59 PM
Full of action, romance, and adventure. Preferably in zero-G.

I like my caballeros like I like my swimming pools.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-15, 05:07 AM
... Clear, cool, and with hair that smells like chlorine.

I like my Queens of the supermarkets like I like my supermarkets . . .

Havelocke
2016-03-15, 12:37 PM
In chains...

I like my women like I like my sunsets...

sengmeng
2016-03-15, 01:18 PM
Beautiful to look at after a long day, and the signal that it's time to switch to hard liquor.

I like my women like I like my cameras.

eru001
2016-03-16, 08:35 PM
Flashy and with great exposure


I like my women the way I like my Bethesda games...

Havelocke
2016-03-17, 08:48 AM
Beautiful, with a great story.....and spaced way too far apart from one another.

I like my women like I like my alarm clock...

Prince Zahn
2016-03-17, 09:56 AM
... With an off switch.

I like my ladies like I like my over the counter pharmaceuticals...

sengmeng
2016-03-17, 12:44 PM
Taken with alcohol against my better judgment.

I like my women like I like my memes.

backwaterj
2016-03-18, 12:50 AM
Viral in the best possible way.

I like my ladies like I like my Roman history.

Havelocke
2016-03-18, 09:41 AM
Latin, Christian, and all about Power...



I like my women like I like my Secret Agents....

Scarlet Knight
2016-03-20, 06:18 AM
Always working under cover.

I like my women like the St Patrick's Day Parade...

Prince Zahn
2016-03-20, 08:51 AM
... Shared with as many Irishmen as possible!

Wait...:smallconfused::smalleek:


I like my women like I like my gameshows...

sengmeng
2016-03-22, 02:13 PM
Loud, full of trivia, and barely controlled by Steve Harvey.

I like my women like I like my supervillains

FinnLassie
2016-03-22, 02:49 PM
Preferrably locked in a cage.

I like my partners like I like my biscuits.

eru001
2016-03-22, 04:35 PM
on the table and slathered with gravy

I like my women like I like my Presidents

Mister Tom
2016-03-22, 04:44 PM
Regularly in congress.

Like I like art..

sengmeng
2016-03-22, 05:16 PM
Modern, but with respect for old masters.

I like my women like I like my televangelists

FinnLassie
2016-03-22, 05:35 PM
Full of hope.

I like my partners like I like my late night procrastination.

Mister Tom
2016-03-22, 06:44 PM
..still there in the morning.

Like I like my stationery...

Dudeons
2016-03-22, 08:57 PM
Stationary.

I like my partners like I like my fanfiction.

eru001
2016-03-23, 12:30 AM
Self Insert

I like my women the way I like my Beer...

Mister Tom
2016-03-23, 02:51 AM
Full bodied and carefully matured.

Like `i like my shirts...

sengmeng
2016-03-23, 10:20 AM
Warm, with a good weave, and not too clingy.

I like my women like I like my calculators.

eru001
2016-03-23, 11:38 AM
with 5318008

I like my women the way I like my cheese

thirsting
2016-03-23, 12:13 PM
Non-smoked. :smallyuk:

I like my potential spouses like I like my health

backwaterj
2016-03-23, 01:19 PM
Great to enjoy while they're still around, but not worth giving up the booze for.

I like my persons of opposing gender the same way I like my subtitles.

Dudeons
2016-03-23, 01:46 PM
Accurate and well-done.

I like my partners like I like my classic RPGs.

Mister Tom
2016-03-23, 02:39 PM
... All about looting the booty, basically

I take my companions like I like my football* team...

*pick whichever side of the pond you are on

sengmeng
2016-03-23, 07:23 PM
Norse, wearing purple and gold, and experts at choking at the last minute.

I like my women like I like my office supplies.

Eggel
2016-03-23, 09:08 PM
Always ready for me to the use them
respectfully use, not, you know...

I like my double-X chromosome organisms like I like my foggy mornings

Mister Tom
2016-03-24, 11:35 AM
Dim.

I like my companions like I like my garden...

eru001
2016-03-24, 12:50 PM
Zen


I like my lovers the way I like my classical history

Scarlet Knight
2016-03-25, 07:24 AM
Greek and roamin'....

I like my ladies like the month of March...

Havelocke
2016-03-25, 08:12 AM
Stabbing you in the back? (et tu?)

like I like my breakfast tea...

sengmeng
2016-03-25, 10:33 AM
Bitter, English, and highly caffeinated.

I like my women like I like my tattoos

Havelocke
2016-03-25, 02:48 PM
colorful, beautiful curves and lines, and under your skin...


Like I like my eyeglasses...

backwaterj
2016-03-25, 07:26 PM
Stylish and in focus.

I like my mademoiselles like I like my marshmallows.

@V: 2.57 moles of cookies! :smallsmile:

Mister Tom
2016-03-26, 07:14 PM
... Rampaging through downtown New York at the behest of an awakened Sumerian deity. ( confused millennialis: ask a grown up)

I like my companions like I like my newspaper:

Havelocke
2016-03-28, 10:00 AM
Waiting for you on your doorstep every morning =)

Like I like my fountain pens...

FinnLassie
2016-03-28, 02:30 PM
Preferrably not in an actual fountain.


I like my person of interest like I like my education...

backwaterj
2016-03-28, 06:42 PM
Classical and well-rounded.

I like my women like I like my death rays.

sengmeng
2016-03-29, 03:16 PM
Created from household items by consulting Nikola Tesla's notebooks

Lethal, energetic, and currently in my garage.

I like my women like I like my record players

Prince Zahn
2016-03-30, 07:33 AM
Old school enough to rock around the clock, but not too old-fashioned and tame. In short - a good girl gone bad.


I like my ladies like I like my pets...

FinnLassie
2016-03-30, 07:38 AM
Loyal 'til the end... and enjoys when scratching behind their ears.

I like my more-than-friends persons like I like my big ol' girls' night out...

Dudeons
2016-03-30, 10:06 AM
Always having fun, but not afraid to be intimate.

I like mi amigos de amor like I like my childrens' card games.

jscape2000
2016-03-30, 07:11 PM
...Long lasting, but less interesting than you might remember.

I like my women like I like my nail polish.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-31, 06:31 AM
. . . For external use only? :smallconfused:


I like my ladies like I like my Polish nails. . .

backwaterj
2016-03-31, 04:51 PM
Head-first and hammered, likely with a screwdriver.*

I like my members of the fairer sex like I like my members of the cast of Firefly.

*I'm Polish so it's not racist. :smallbiggrin:

Elyander
2016-03-31, 05:19 PM
Strangely hot, yet (mostly) better off since they left me?

I ike my mates like I like my Netflix.

8BitNinja
2016-04-01, 01:28 PM
... used to stream a good movie to watch

I like my fair maidens like I like my paladins

Mister Tom
2016-04-01, 02:05 PM
...fallen.

I like my late night company like I like my late night snacks...

FinnLassie
2016-04-01, 05:22 PM
Always sticking to my chest.

I like my companions like I like my chick flicks ...

8BitNinja
2016-04-01, 11:13 PM
Never allowed to be seen in public

I like my damsels like I like my ninjas

Blue Ghost
2016-04-02, 01:33 AM
Silently present when I'm at my most vulnerable.

I like my partners like I like my breakfast...

sengmeng
2016-04-02, 12:58 PM
On the table at Denny's.

I like my women like I like my fanfiction.

8BitNinja
2016-04-02, 01:39 PM
Really perverted and cringy

I like my lovely lasses like I like my NES games

Havelocke
2016-04-04, 11:10 AM
classic, but somewhat two dimensional


Like I like my backpacking adventures....

8BitNinja
2016-04-04, 01:25 PM
Fun, adventurous, and in the sticks

I like my women how I like my hunting trips

Elandris Kajar
2016-04-04, 02:58 PM
Long and fruitless

I like my women like I like my x-com...

8BitNinja
2016-04-04, 05:22 PM
Somehow able to make fighter jet on UFO dogfights boring

I like my women like I like my Mountain Dew

thirsting
2016-04-04, 05:43 PM
Corroding someone else's teeth. Also nymph water, extra hmmhm

I like my unreachable dreams like I like my sleep deprivation

8BitNinja
2016-04-04, 05:58 PM
Insane and fever induced

I like my lovely ladies like I like my firearms

Mojo
2016-04-04, 07:26 PM
Deadly.

I like my women like I like my Story driven games.

backwaterj
2016-04-04, 08:01 PM
With all their plot-holes filled Witty, engaging, and slightly addictive.

I like my chicas like I like my Chic-Fil-A.

8BitNinja
2016-04-05, 01:23 PM
Christian and not a pig

I like my women like I like my Nintendo franchises

sengmeng
2016-04-05, 06:41 PM
Confusing everyone as to who is the princess and who is the rescuer.

I like my women like I like my gemstones.

Elandris Kajar
2016-04-05, 06:49 PM
Pointy and held by rich men in order to retain maximum value.

I like my women like I like my dragons...

8BitNinja
2016-04-05, 07:22 PM
Rampaging bringers of destruction on wings


I like my women like I like my donuts

Elandris Kajar
2016-04-05, 07:33 PM
Sweet and puffy.

I like my women like I like my tacos...

8BitNinja
2016-04-05, 07:45 PM
Delicious, with shredded beef and a corn tortilla?

I like my women like I like my Valve games

Woodzyowl
2016-04-05, 10:40 PM
Never with a third.

I like my women like I like my gems...

sengmeng
2016-04-05, 10:58 PM
Spicy, Mexican, and not containing too much horsemeat.
Swordsaged!

Never having been in the hands of warlords.

I like my women like I like my cars.

8BitNinja
2016-04-06, 12:38 AM
Money and energy guzzling

I like my women like I like my pie

Prince Zahn
2016-04-06, 02:35 AM
. . . American.

I like my sweethearts like I like my desserts. . .

Elandris Kajar
2016-04-06, 04:48 AM
Sweet, yet sometimes a little sickening.
I like my companions like I like my yogurt...

8BitNinja
2016-04-06, 11:41 AM
Full of Bacteria

I like my women like I like my Peter Jackson films

Elandris Kajar
2016-04-06, 02:23 PM
Long and split into more pieces than they should.

I like my companions like I like my Pokemon...

8BitNinja
2016-04-06, 02:35 PM
Kept in a ball until I need them

I like my women like I like my Shadowrunners

sengmeng
2016-04-07, 03:03 PM
Extensively surgically modified.

I like my women like I like my road trips.

8BitNinja
2016-04-07, 11:58 PM
Lengthy and windy

I like my women like I like my weekends

Darth Paul
2016-04-08, 01:42 AM
I like my women like I like my weekends

Long, hot, and a little bit lazy.

I like my women like I like my cars...

8BitNinja
2016-04-08, 01:51 AM
Hot new models

I like my women like I like my armor

Darth Paul
2016-04-08, 03:13 AM
I like my women like I like my armor

A generous breastplate.

I like my lovers like I like my fruit....

8BitNinja
2016-04-08, 09:37 AM
Grown off of trees

I like my women like I like my C4

Elandris Kajar
2016-04-08, 01:41 PM
Loud and destructive.

I like my others like I like my robots

8BitNinja
2016-04-08, 02:25 PM
Made of steel and wires

I like my women like I like my news networks

Woodzyowl
2016-04-09, 04:40 PM
Often accurate, always spectacular.

I like my women like I like my pennants...

Darth Paul
2016-04-09, 06:18 PM
I like my women like I like my pennants...

Worth competing over for months before winning.

I like my women like I like my books...

8BitNinja
2016-04-09, 07:45 PM
Made of paper

I like my women like I like my shoes

Prince Zahn
2016-04-10, 12:59 AM
Stylish, Comfortable to be with, and want to be used.

I Iike my ladies like I like my hades. . .

thirsting
2016-04-10, 01:05 AM
Not the kind that gets mad if you forget to capitalize their name. ( "that's how much you appreciate me..?!" )

I like my dates like I like my Dunning-Kruger effect

8BitNinja
2016-04-10, 01:47 AM
Worse than I actually think it is

I like my ladies like I like my Adam Sandler movies

Mister Tom
2016-04-10, 04:08 AM
Muted.

ILMCLILM Trips to the dentist:

Prince Zahn
2016-04-10, 04:50 AM
Unabbreviated, not lazy, and thorough to a fault.

I like my mademoiselles
like I like my Taco Bells. . .

Skald
2016-04-10, 06:28 AM
Paying me money to work for them all night long.

I like my women like I like my internet connection...

backwaterj
2016-04-10, 01:54 PM
Steady and without too many users hogging their bandwidth.

I prefer my potential paramours like my Douglas Adams novels.

Mister Tom
2016-04-10, 05:40 PM
Mostly harmless.

ILMCLILM root vegetables:

Elandris Kajar
2016-04-11, 07:39 AM
Crunchy, and in need of a washing before consumption.

I like my companions like I like my radiation...

anjxed
2016-04-11, 09:04 AM
Death in high doses, mostly harmless in low

I like my women like I like my Ipad

8BitNinja
2016-04-11, 02:23 PM
With a sensitive touchscreen

I like my women how I like my memes

anjxed
2016-04-11, 06:01 PM
Old, stale and not funny

I like my women like I like my dog

sengmeng
2016-04-11, 09:43 PM
willing to do unspeakable things for peanut butter

Ready to roll over and play dead on command.

I like my women like I like my calendars.

8BitNinja
2016-04-11, 10:50 PM
Only with me for 365 days

I like my women like I like my Space Marines

anjxed
2016-04-12, 08:46 AM
Big, armored and dangerous

I like my woman like I like my lunch

8BitNinja
2016-04-12, 01:06 PM
With fries

I like my women like I like my fishing trips

thirsting
2016-04-13, 12:44 AM
Together with dad.

I like my [spoilers] like I like your dad

8BitNinja
2016-04-13, 01:12 AM
Cool to hang out with, and always has your back

I like my women like I like my Chipotle

Prince Zahn
2016-04-13, 08:02 AM
Smokin' hot, but unspoiled.

I like my Ladies like I like my bluffs. . .

8BitNinja
2016-04-13, 01:32 PM
Useful when playing poker

I like my women like I like my radioactive isotopes

Elandris Kajar
2016-04-13, 01:55 PM
Decaying rapidly in front my eyes.

I like my companions like I like my couches...

8BitNinja
2016-04-13, 02:18 PM
Soft, comfy, and ready to lay on

I like my ladies like I like the darknet

Laydralae
2016-04-14, 12:28 AM
Obscure, discrete, and not all they're chocked up to be.

I like my copulation partners like I like my dice.

8BitNinja
2016-04-14, 01:38 PM
Polyhedral

I like my women like I like my scholarships

Laydralae
2016-04-14, 05:29 PM
Expensive, time consuming, and not as useful as lead to believe.

I like my romantic copulation partners like I like careful word choice...

sengmeng
2016-04-14, 08:47 PM
Getting me in trouble no matter how safe I thought I was.

I like my women like I like my newspaper.

8BitNinja
2016-04-14, 11:08 PM
At my doorstep every morning, with something special in mind on Sunday, the day of the week you show up to get her.

I like my women like I like my analogies

Pyrous
2016-04-14, 11:25 PM
At my doorstep every morning, with something special in mind on Sunday, the day of the week you show up to get her.

I like my women like I like my analogies

Equating women to objects at best? (Paladin, really?)

I like my partners in allegedly dirty behavior like I like my partners in actual dirty behavior.

ericgrau
2016-04-16, 11:38 AM
Called bad and punished for it.

I like my women like I like my arc reactors.

sengmeng
2016-04-16, 01:03 PM
Close to my heart, and keeping me alive.

I like my women like I like my trees.

8BitNinja
2016-04-16, 01:20 PM
Equating women to objects at best? (Paladin, really?)

I joined this thread because I thought it was just for laughs.

Prince Zahn
2016-04-16, 03:15 PM
Close to my heart, and keeping me alive.

I like my women like I like my trees.
Round, firm, brown, green, doesn't matter, as long as she grows with me. :smallsmile:


I joined this thread because I thought it was just for laughs.

No need to be touchy. He made a joke at your paladin avatar's expense when you used analogies as a prompt, which really is about comparing 1 object, animal and person to another. Believe me that you're not the first nor the last to be the butt of a joke on a message board forum, my advice is take it with good sportsmanship, nothing in the message board games forum is ever personal (of it was, it would come as a PM) so don't take anything to heart. Just ask the Stabbity Death thread where people kill each other for the lulz, or the wish granted with a twist thread where people throw the poster above them under a bus for a good chuckle. I'm hoping you can proceed to have fun in the silly message board games knowing that we are all buddies telling jokes here, busting each other's chops because it's funny, and for no other reason. If a real problem DOES arise where it DOES actually become personal, PM the person bothering you and talk it over peacefully and privately. If the offender is breaking forum rules and being aggressively unpleasant, report to a moderator. But that is not what happened here, don't worry about it, alright? :smalltongue:


Back to the game, amigos! Nothing to see here!

I like my Ladies like I like my lakes. . .

Scarlet Knight
2016-04-16, 04:27 PM
Cool, fresh, and just what I need when I'm hot.


I like my chicas like my enchiladas ...

FinnLassie
2016-04-16, 06:16 PM
Spilling all over the place making a mess.

I like my SO's like I like my periods...

ericgrau
2016-04-16, 06:23 PM
3 at once after I make a suggestive comment.

I like my women like I like my sushi.

8BitNinja
2016-04-17, 01:34 AM
No need to be touchy. He made a joke at your paladin avatar's expense when you used analogies as a prompt, which really is about comparing 1 object, animal and person to another. Believe me that you're not the first nor the last to be the butt of a joke on a message board forum, my advice is take it with good sportsmanship, nothing in the message board games forum is ever personal (of it was, it would come as a PM) so don't take anything to heart. Just ask the Stabbity Death thread where people kill each other for the lulz, or the wish granted with a twist thread where people throw the poster above them under a bus for a good chuckle. I'm hoping you can proceed to have fun in the silly message board games knowing that we are all buddies telling jokes here, busting each other's chops because it's funny, and for no other reason. If a real problem DOES arise where it DOES actually become personal, PM the person bothering you and talk it over peacefully and privately. If the offender is breaking forum rules and being aggressively unpleasant, report to a moderator. But that is not what happened here, don't worry about it, alright? :smalltongue:

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so offended, and normally I wouldn't I posted to quickly to think about what the post was about

No one saw anything!
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Raw, wrapped in seaweed and tasty

I like my women like I like my women

Prince Zahn
2016-04-17, 01:46 AM
...

...

... Womanly.


I like my chicas like I like my chicken. . .

thirsting
2016-04-17, 02:23 AM
Distant relative of the mighty beasts of the past (like your mom)

I like my bill-sharers like I like my Batman

ericgrau
2016-04-17, 07:18 AM
Dark, brooding and with daddy issues.

I like my partners like I like my vodka.

FinnLassie
2016-04-17, 12:03 PM
Relatively quick to knock you out.

I like my companions like I like my NES...

8BitNinja
2016-04-17, 04:14 PM
Ready to play my favorite games

I like my women like I like my electronic music

Prince Zahn
2016-04-17, 04:40 PM
. . .Playing at every night club in town.:smallcool:

I like my prospective partners like I like my Pop's Carpet Inverters. . .

8BitNinja
2016-04-17, 06:42 PM
Inverting Carpets

I like my women like I like my fellow posters

ericgrau
2016-04-17, 06:52 PM
Found online to play silly games with.

I like my SO like I like my wine.

8BitNinja
2016-04-17, 07:37 PM
500 years old

I like my women like I like my BBQ

FinnLassie
2016-04-18, 02:45 AM
Burning and crispy, enjoyed under the summer evening sun. :smallcool:

I like my SOs like I like my cold water...

Prince Zahn
2016-04-18, 03:51 AM
... Ice cold, warms up a little on a sunny day.

I like my dames like I like my flames. . . I'm having too much fun with this

thirsting
2016-04-18, 08:40 AM
Encompassing my whole world.

I like my flames like I like the poster below me ..

8BitNinja
2016-04-18, 10:38 AM
Saying thank you for your comment

"Thanks, I never new that my qualities was how you like your woman to be."

I like my women like I like my anime dubs

sengmeng
2016-04-18, 01:11 PM
Full of bad accents and melodrama.

I like my women like I like my artificial sweeteners

8BitNinja
2016-04-18, 01:29 PM
Ready to kill me

I like my women like I like my acronyms

ericgrau
2016-04-18, 02:09 PM
Willingly Offer Me Every ******

I like me partners like I like my weekends.

8BitNinja
2016-04-18, 02:18 PM
Usually staying up Saturday night either renting a movie, playing video games, or binge watching a TV show, while sleeping in on Sunday

I like my women like I like my forums

Prince Zahn
2016-04-18, 11:52 PM
Chatty to a fault, but still attentive enough to listen to me.



I like my XX chromosomes like I like my HP Super dome. . .

8BitNinja
2016-04-19, 12:02 PM
Full of HP

I like my women like I like my obscure references

ericgrau
2016-04-19, 12:32 PM
Hard to get and amusing only to a select few.

I like my women like I like my Saturday mornings.

8BitNinja
2016-04-19, 01:23 PM
Waking up knowing you don't have to go to work?

I like my women like I like my tackle boxes

backwaterj
2016-04-19, 06:58 PM
Big and chunky, with plenty of lures.

I like my experimentation partners like I like my experimental vaccines.

8BitNinja
2016-04-19, 07:09 PM
Most likely going to mess up my DNA

I like my women like I like my pickup trucks

Prince Zahn
2016-04-20, 02:41 AM
. . . Full of junk in the trunk. I was set up! Besides, we were ALL thinking it!

I like my ladies like I like my Baileys. . .

FinnLassie
2016-04-20, 05:23 AM
Splashing down the drain!

I like my lovely peoples like I like my Milkyways...

8BitNinja
2016-04-20, 10:37 AM
Great to watch a movie with

I like my women like I like my medieval weapons

sengmeng
2016-04-20, 12:10 PM
Lethally sharp, requiring me to use both hands, and not just there for show.

I like my women like I like my democracy

backwaterj
2016-04-20, 01:15 PM
Of the people, by the people, and for the people.

I like my trysts like I like my cysts.

8BitNinja
2016-04-20, 01:19 PM
a membranous sac or cavity of abnormal character containing fluid

I like my women like I like my western movies

FinnLassie
2016-04-20, 01:34 PM
Quick to draw.


I like my handsome men like I like my crosswords...

8BitNinja
2016-04-20, 01:35 PM
Great for someone with an English major

I like my women like I like my dragon shouts

Aniikinis
2016-04-20, 02:41 PM
Powerful enough to murder a town. I like my women like I like my men.

8BitNinja
2016-04-20, 05:57 PM
Human

I like my women like I like my rock bands

Aniikinis
2016-04-20, 07:30 PM
Full of tasty riffs. I like my women like I like my coffee.

sengmeng
2016-04-20, 08:21 PM
Bitter, Colombian, and secretly containing cocaine.

I like my women like I like my puns

8BitNinja
2016-04-20, 10:52 PM
Grown off of a coffee tree?

I like my women like I like my double entendres

Prince Zahn
2016-04-21, 04:59 AM
. . . In more than just doubles, if you know what I mean... :smallwink:


I like my sweethearts like I like my SweeTarts. . .