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8BitNinja
2016-04-21, 12:53 PM
Claiming to be sweet, but actually somewhat tasteless.

I like my women like I like my puns

sengmeng
2016-04-21, 08:25 PM
Causing me to groan deeply.

I like my women like I like my politicians

8BitNinja
2016-04-21, 09:24 PM
Men constantly arguing about them

I like my women like I like my macguffins

5a Violista
2016-04-22, 12:01 AM
:being pursued by dastardly villains in an all-out race.


I like my undead companionship like I like my roommate's bed:

kardillamo
2016-04-22, 12:35 AM
Cold, with bits of sand in places you never expected.

I like my lovers like I like my burritos...

sengmeng
2016-04-22, 08:01 AM
Sending me sprinting to the bathroom forty five minutes after eating them.

Containing very little horsemeat.

Spicy, hot, and Mexican.

I like my women like I like my trains.

FinnLassie
2016-04-22, 09:08 AM
Always making me wait during the winter. :smallannoyed:

I like my companions like I like my droids...

8BitNinja
2016-04-22, 09:41 AM
Not the ones I'm looking for

I like my women like I like my enchiladas

Scarlet Knight
2016-04-22, 10:10 PM
Causing my tongue to dance south of the border...

I like my women like my Prince songs...

8BitNinja
2016-04-23, 01:12 AM
Never to be made again :smallfrown:

I like my women like I like my nunchucks

sengmeng
2016-04-23, 01:53 PM
Vaguely Asian in origins, and gyrating wildly in my hands.

I like my Craigslist encounters like I like my fractions.

FinnLassie
2016-04-23, 02:00 PM
Too hard to understand.

I like my companions like I like my scotch ale...

thirsting
2016-04-23, 02:19 PM
Not really my thing, but sometimes beer pressur.. peer pressure and/or accidents happen.

I like my objects of worship like I like my cosmic microwave background..

8BitNinja
2016-04-23, 08:40 PM
Strange, but intriguing

I like my women like I like my grappling hooks

backwaterj
2016-04-25, 12:22 AM
Able to hold my weight when I need them, and hanging on my belt when I don't.

I like my women like I like my poison dart traps.

8BitNinja
2016-04-25, 12:11 PM
Putting the crawl in dungeon crawl

I like my women like I like my Tim Burton movies

sengmeng
2016-04-25, 08:26 PM
Dark, edgy, and erotically charging my favorite childhood stories.

I like my women like I like my surgery

8BitNinja
2016-04-25, 10:43 PM
Ready to literally tear my heart in half

I like my women like I like my fighter jets

Darth Paul
2016-04-28, 12:01 AM
Hot and highly maneuverable.

I have to do one all by myself: it came to me as if in a vision:

I like my women like I like my coal miners; they should know their way around a shaft.

AND NOW, back to our regularly scheduled programming:

I like women like I like football games;

8BitNinja
2016-04-28, 01:03 PM
Shared by all of America?

I like my women like I like my movie adaptions

Lateral
2016-04-28, 02:01 PM
"FROSTY AND FULL OF AHNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!"

"I like my women like I like Gotham City:"

Mister Tom
2016-04-28, 02:34 PM
...still warm.

ILMCLILM bookshelves...

8BitNinja
2016-04-28, 04:56 PM
Holding books

I like my women like I like my Apache helicopters

sengmeng
2016-04-28, 05:00 PM
Armed with missiles AND machine guns.

I like my women like I like my toasters

Darth Paul
2016-04-28, 08:52 PM
Able to cook 2 waffles in a minute flat.


I like my ladies like I like the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica...

ericgrau
2016-04-28, 10:13 PM
With the potential to find sexy machines hidden at every turn.

I like my women like I like my donuts.

8BitNinja
2016-04-28, 11:12 PM
Covered in chocolate and sprinkles?

I like my women like I like my Pokemon

Prince Zahn
2016-04-29, 12:45 PM
... I need to collect 8 badges before I can tell her what to do.

I like my companions like I like my champignons. . .

backwaterj
2016-04-30, 07:20 AM
Non-toxic, and before they reach the portobello stage. :smalleek:

I like my princesses like I like my Prince songs (not to be confused with TPAM).

Scarlet Knight
2016-04-30, 12:04 PM
Creative and filled with sexual suggestions...

I like my women like my Hudson School paintings...

8BitNinja
2016-04-30, 12:44 PM
Made with paint

I like my women like I like my MS Paint

Darth Paul
2016-04-30, 11:26 PM
Impossible to manipulate, impossible to control, but potentially gorgeous?


I like my women like I like my blue jeans;

8BitNinja
2016-05-01, 04:31 AM
Made of denim and American

I like my women like I like this message board

Prince Zahn
2016-05-02, 04:39 AM
... With a Giant in their Playground. :smallamused:

... Waitaminute. :smalleek:

I like my ladies like I like my Mercedes...

sengmeng
2016-05-02, 11:23 AM
Freshly waxed.

I like my women like I like my conspiracy theories

8BitNinja
2016-05-02, 01:32 PM
Illuminati Reptillians who built Stonehenge and put Walt Disney in Cryogenic freezing

I like my women like I like the Giant in the Playground smilies

backwaterj
2016-05-04, 06:39 PM
Convenient, but oddly limited in their scope of expression.

I like my coeds like I like my codes.

8BitNinja
2016-05-04, 07:29 PM
A=H Dpao ivvilz

I like my women like I like my Twitch livestreams

Ealon
2016-05-04, 11:07 PM
Begging for donations.


I like my women like I like my muffins...

r2d2go
2016-05-04, 11:10 PM
Sweet and generally there for me.

I like my women like I like my strategies...

Blue Ghost
2016-05-05, 01:12 AM
Creative and spontaneous, with a tendency to set things on fire.

I like my companions like I like my dice.

backwaterj
2016-05-05, 03:19 AM
High-rolling and with plenty to spare!

I like my darlings like I like my darjeeling.

sengmeng
2016-05-05, 09:12 AM
Hot and on my table in the morning.

I like my women like I like my gas station sushi

8BitNinja
2016-05-05, 12:03 PM
Looks good, but will most likely give me dysentery

I like my damsels like I like my gas stations

Prince Zahn
2016-05-05, 02:21 PM
...offers full service at reasonable rates.

I like my darlings like I like my starlings.. .

8BitNinja
2016-05-05, 05:10 PM
With colorful feathers?

I like my women like I like my hunting knives

sengmeng
2016-05-05, 11:35 PM
Getting us lots of stares when we walk into the restaurant.

I like my women like I like my spreadsheets

Darth Paul
2016-05-06, 12:12 AM
Easy to read and easy to manipulate.

I like my babes like I like my astrolabes...

8BitNinja
2016-05-06, 01:17 PM
Helping me find where I am currently

I like my women like I like my sextants

Prince Zahn
2016-05-07, 12:25 PM
It's easier to find something dirty while before I find her. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0676.html)

I like mes amours like I like my messy moors...

8BitNinja
2016-05-08, 02:07 AM
In Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves as Morgan Freeman?

I like my women like I like my polearms

backwaterj
2016-05-08, 04:21 AM
Disarming, but weak in close quarters.

I like my double-X's like I like my 007 movies.

Scarlet Knight
2016-05-11, 02:11 PM
Varying with their Bond age.

I like my women like my country songs.

8BitNinja
2016-05-11, 04:51 PM
playing in my truck?

I like my women like I like my country singers

sengmeng
2016-05-11, 08:36 PM
Divorced, heartbroken, and alcoholic.

I like my women like I like my reptiles

8BitNinja
2016-05-12, 01:20 PM
Scaly and cold blooded

I like my women like I like my Tomb of Horrors

Prince Zahn
2016-05-12, 03:12 PM
... With spheres of annihilation that no man can resist.:smallredface:

I like my GFs like I like my giraffes. . .

Lethologica
2016-05-12, 03:45 PM
...Slender, long-lashed, and splay-legged.

I like my chicks like I like my magic tricks...

8BitNinja
2016-05-12, 05:15 PM
Magical

I like my women like I like my Metal Gear games

Vivee
2016-05-13, 08:20 PM
Without male genitalia.

I like my women like I like my women...

8BitNinja
2016-05-13, 11:33 PM
Made of two X chromosomes

I like my women like I like my doctors

FinnLassie
2016-05-14, 05:22 AM
Always on the job.


I like my romantic companions like I like my Facebook...

Prince Zahn
2016-05-14, 06:57 AM
Helpful, knows people, and without any boundaries.

I like my Dates (people) like I dates (fruit) . . .

sengmeng
2016-05-14, 11:31 AM
Tasty, and not killing my pet monkey.

I like my women like I like my surgery

Vivee
2016-05-14, 02:32 PM
Precise.

I like my woman like I like my video games...

ericgrau
2016-05-15, 10:39 AM
Playable for hours.

I like my partners like I like my vodka.

8BitNinja
2016-05-15, 02:20 PM
Russian and made from potatoes :smalltongue:

I like my women like I like my flashbangs

sengmeng
2016-05-16, 04:37 PM
Lighting up my world while also leaving me bleeding from the ears.

I like my women like I like my Facebook statuses

8BitNinja
2016-05-16, 04:41 PM
Not accurate with reality

I like my women like I like my bread

Joxeta
2016-05-16, 05:49 PM
Leavened.
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I like my men like I like my shoes.

backwaterj
2016-05-16, 08:34 PM
Always pumped and never loafers.

I like my sweeties like I like my WheatiesTM.

sengmeng
2016-05-16, 08:56 PM
On my table and covered in milk in the morning.

I like my women like I like my phones

8BitNinja
2016-05-16, 11:24 PM
Claiming to be smart, but aren't

And because I can't think of anything...

I like my women like I like my women like I like my 8BitNinja

(I'll see what you guys think of me)

Joxeta
2016-05-17, 09:55 AM
Marginally confusing when first encountered.
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I like my men like I like my water bottles...

8BitNinja
2016-05-17, 01:31 PM
Full of molecules containing two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom.

I like my women like I like my butterfly knives

sengmeng
2016-05-18, 05:31 AM
Ready to flip out all the time.

I like my women like I like my Shakespearean sonnets

8BitNinja
2016-05-18, 12:41 PM
Extremely hard to write

I like my women like I like my DM

backwaterj
2016-05-18, 01:07 PM
Fair, engaging and easily bribed.

I like my girls like I like my grills.

8BitNinja
2016-05-18, 02:16 PM
Able to cook meat?

I like my women like I like my bards

sengmeng
2016-05-18, 08:26 PM
Musical and supportive.

I like my women like I like my jokes

8BitNinja
2016-05-18, 10:46 PM
Funny and well formed
But not funny when made by me?

I like my women like I like this song that I heard when playing a game once for my YouTube channel


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2DxcsoBCik

backwaterj
2016-05-20, 02:09 AM
Synthesized and with over 4,000 subscribers on the internet.

I like my gals like I like my gales.

ericgrau
2016-05-20, 08:29 AM
With conflicting definitions of how strong she is.

I like my women like I like my monster trucks.

thirsting
2016-05-20, 09:12 AM
XXXL <3

I like my Significants like I like my Presger (it's a literary reference - I'm like a scholar now, right? Right?!)

8BitNinja
2016-05-20, 10:05 AM
Technologically Superior

I like my women like I like my Armored Command Units

Joxeta
2016-05-20, 10:56 AM
Locked, stocked, and ready to rock!
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I like my extra-dimensional horrors like I like my women...

(let that one sink in)

Vivee
2016-05-20, 12:14 PM
...consuming my soul.
*Le Dramatic Pause*
I like my women like I like jkhero73.
Yes i stole this from 8bitninja

8BitNinja
2016-05-20, 01:25 PM
Stealing my posts (It's okay, I'm cool with it)

I like my women like I like my Wal-Mart greeters

backwaterj
2016-05-20, 09:16 PM
Underpaid and smiling just a bit too wide.

I like my significant others like I like my significant otters.

8BitNinja
2016-05-20, 10:44 PM
Eating oysters that they keep on their abdomen?

I like my women like I like my deja vu. I like my women like I like my deja vu.

FinnLassie
2016-05-22, 10:57 AM
Always creeping up on me unexpectedly... :smalleek:


I like my men like I like my casseroles...

8BitNinja
2016-05-22, 11:20 AM
Baked

I like my women like I like my fish

Aleolus
2016-05-23, 08:49 AM
Baked (kudos if you get my double-entendre :wink:

I like my women like my old-school RPGs

8BitNinja
2016-05-23, 05:00 PM
On paper
(or if electronic) pixelated

I like my women like I like my fried food

backwaterj
2016-05-23, 08:13 PM
Slowly killing me with a smile on my face.

I like my mademoiselles like I like my marsupials.

8BitNinja
2016-05-24, 04:38 AM
Taking the form of Kangaroos?

I like my women like I like my Flintlocks with Acog scopes

backwaterj
2016-05-24, 05:28 AM
Optimized to snipe the 3-post rule.

I like my women like I like my hypocritical statements.

FinnLassie
2016-05-24, 07:22 AM
Not on my sight, nuh-uh-huuh!


I like my companions like I like my love...

8BitNinja
2016-05-24, 07:06 PM
patient, kind,does not envy, does not boast, is not proud, does not dishonor others, is not self-seeking, is not easily angered, keeps no record of wrongs, does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth, always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

I like my women like I like my flails

sengmeng
2016-05-24, 08:59 PM
Difficult to control, with prominent chains and spikes.

I like my women like I like my nuclear wastelands

ericgrau
2016-05-24, 11:05 PM
A real blast with a shocking aftermath.

I like my women like I like my sunshine.

Seek For Truth
2016-05-24, 11:20 PM
Making me hot all over.

I like my women like I like my stalkers.

8BitNinja
2016-05-24, 11:48 PM
In jail and far away from me?

I like my women like I like my offensive jokes

backwaterj
2016-05-25, 12:22 AM
Typically involving minorities and/or explicit situations.

I like my marms like I like my farms.

FinnLassie
2016-05-25, 07:55 AM
Lot's off fresh air, yet a lingering smell of manure in the distance...


I like my sweethearts like I like my sunburns

Professor Gnoll
2016-05-25, 08:07 AM
Scorching hot and all over me.

I like my men how I like my Elder Gods.

8BitNinja
2016-05-25, 04:47 PM
May be able to be defeated in a cyberpunk setting (http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/books/cthulhupunk/)

backwaterj
2016-05-26, 02:00 AM
I like my men how I like my Elder Gods.
Only horrifying insane bringers of doom when they're awake.

I like my lasses like I like my molasses.

8BitNinja
2016-05-26, 01:49 PM
Canadian

I like my women like I like my tinfoil hats

FinnLassie
2016-05-27, 12:52 PM
Prepared to reflect the illuminati!


I like my handsome partners like I like my midnight sun...

Kneenibble
2016-05-27, 01:18 PM
...it takes a whole year for them to come, and it lasts two weeks.


I like my gentlemen like I like my perennials.

Professor Gnoll
2016-05-29, 02:45 AM
...Having a lifespan of greater than two years.

I like my boyfriends how I like my homicides.

Prince Zahn
2016-05-29, 06:40 AM
... With a dark and shady past that justifies our forbidden deeds. does that sound saucy enough for you?


I like my women like I like my omens. . .

8BitNinja
2016-05-29, 06:52 PM
Foreboding

I like my women like I like my fireworks

sengmeng
2016-05-30, 10:07 AM
Always ready to go off, but only doing so when I'm ready.

I like my women like I like my artificial intelligences

8BitNinja
2016-05-30, 07:16 PM
Probably irredeemably evil and bent on destroying humanity, but okay for the present.

I like my women like I like my napalm

Aleolus
2016-05-30, 07:26 PM
Firey!

I like my women like I like my fanservice

plazeebo
2016-05-30, 07:49 PM
Cheeky! And probably only shows up every couple of months just to keep stringing you along before letting you drift back to 3 non-sequitur episodes about cooking.

I like my men like I like my butternut squash ravioli

Professor Gnoll
2016-05-31, 12:24 AM
Great both alone and at dinner parties.

I like my men how I like my halberds.

LastCenturion
2016-06-03, 05:02 PM
Long and good at hitting the right spot.

I like my partners the way I like my commute.

8BitNinja
2016-06-04, 12:32 AM
I see her every day

I like my women like I like my shurikens

FinnLassie
2016-06-04, 12:52 AM
Ready to kill!


I like my suitors like I like my 5am wake up calls...

8BitNinja
2016-06-05, 12:04 AM
Annoying?

I like my women like I like my Molotov Cocktails

Prince Zahn
2016-06-05, 01:12 AM
... On fire and being chucked towards me?

I like my darlings like I like my death...

@ not bad. I probably would have ruined it by saying something sweet like "an inseparable part of my life." :smalltongue::smallredface:

8BitNinja
2016-06-05, 01:39 AM
Probably met by the last post (Wait, WHAT? :smalleek:)

I like my women like I like my holy weaponry

Professor Gnoll
2016-06-05, 07:15 AM
Lighting up my life, and unfailingly Good.

I like my dudels how I like my strudels.

LastCenturion
2016-06-05, 07:34 AM
Coated in sugar, full of fruit jam, and golden-brown.

I like my partners like I like my sticks;

Prince Zahn
2016-06-05, 01:22 PM
... Made of bread?
Hi Centurion what's up??? :D
I like my ladies like I like my ladies...

Professor Gnoll
2016-06-05, 05:16 PM
...Ladylike.

I like my men how I like my Zeppelins.

8BitNinja
2016-06-06, 12:47 AM
Really high

I like my women like I like drug refrences

backwaterj
2016-06-06, 03:35 AM
Preferably involving 420 heroin(e)s.

I like my ladies like I like my Hades.

sengmeng
2016-06-06, 02:13 PM
Dark, and judging my actions

I like my women like I like my poetry

LastCenturion
2016-06-06, 02:47 PM
weirdly eloquent, but still somehow confusing.

I like my partners like I like my fruits;

8BitNinja
2016-06-06, 07:08 PM
Growing from trees?

I like my women like I like my mispellings

backwaterj
2016-06-06, 08:12 PM
Always they're when u knead them.

I like my charmin' dates like I like my Norman Bates.

Xihirli
2016-06-07, 01:38 PM
Locked in the basement.

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like my Drow Inquisitions.

LastCenturion
2016-06-07, 02:04 PM
Hunting elves, asking questions, and coming unexpectedly.

I like my partners like I like my "I like my men/women like I like my..." games;

FinnLassie
2016-06-07, 05:51 PM
Full of nonsense with the occasional witty remark


I like my men like I like my Nutella...

Professor Gnoll
2016-06-07, 09:15 PM
Smooth, sweet, and oh so addictive.

I like my men how I like my gnolls.

8BitNinja
2016-06-07, 11:22 PM
Carrying some EXP :smallwink:

I like my women like I like my armor

Xihirli
2016-06-08, 12:17 AM
Boiled in broccoli.

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like my strawberries.

backwaterj
2016-06-09, 03:33 AM
Sweet, ripe, and bulbous, but not too squishy.

I like my paramours like I like my parasites.

sengmeng
2016-06-09, 08:53 PM
Quite attached to me

I like my lovers like I like my livers

8BitNinja
2016-06-09, 09:49 PM
Keeping me from dying from alcohol

I like my women like I like my bunkers

LastCenturion
2016-06-10, 07:33 AM
Protective, but not really moving around.

I like my partners like I like my R.E.M songs

doe
2016-06-10, 09:31 AM
Occasionally misplacing their belief system.

I like my men and women like I like my cans of fizzy drinks.

FinnLassie
2016-06-10, 11:51 AM
Sizzling, cool and tasty, but horrible when bursting all over you.

I like my men like I like my golf club...

thirsting
2016-06-10, 12:05 PM
Useful to have around when fending off undesirables. Like pigeons.

I like my dreamy people like I like star charts ...

8BitNinja
2016-06-10, 11:30 PM
Pointing me in the right direction, and... used by sailors?

I like my women like I like my 1st level commoners

Prince Zahn
2016-06-11, 04:03 AM
... Sweeping me away on an epic, lifelong journey.

I like my partners like I like my parties...

LastCenturion
2016-06-11, 07:32 AM
Constantly getting me drunk, but fun on occasion.

I like my cuties like I like my Cutie™ brand oranges.

Xihirli
2016-06-11, 08:51 AM
In my mouth.

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like my pincushions.

thirsting
2016-06-11, 09:36 AM
Soft and round, with good handles.

I like my cheesecakes / beefcakes like I like my cakes

Prince Zahn
2016-06-11, 11:41 AM
... Covered in whipped cream? :smalleek:
Moist? :smalleek:
tempting me to stay fat and eat more??? :eek:
Where were you going with this, Thirsting? :smallconfused:


I ruined a prompt earlier because of a mistype, let's try it again.

I like my ladies like I like my ladles...

@v no I didn't. The sentence I said was just as applicable to 1st level NPC commoners as it was to star charts. If you don't believe me, ask Ash Ketchum's mom.

sengmeng
2016-06-11, 01:56 PM
Assisting me in getting stuffed on Thanksgiving.

Also, the 1st level commoners got skipped.

But I don't know how to make an innuendo about getting gutted by a housecat...

Anyway

I like my ladies like I like my favored enemies.

backwaterj
2016-06-11, 03:58 PM
With bigger bonuses as I advance.

I like my honey bunches like I like my Brady Bunch.

Scarlet Knight
2016-06-12, 05:55 AM
Every week giving me pleasure on the television.

I like my women like my sea shanties...

sengmeng
2016-06-12, 10:30 AM
Something something "Yo ho, blow the man down"

I like my women like I like my eggs.

FinnLassie
2016-06-12, 03:47 PM
So divinely tasting that they're worthy for me to write an entire monologue on how they're the most delicious things in the world - especially when a bit soggy on the inside.

I like my men like I like my alternative 80s rock.

8BitNinja
2016-06-13, 12:28 AM
Stuck in the 80s

I like my women like I like my generic brand soda

sengmeng
2016-06-13, 10:53 AM
Stuck in the 80s

I like my women like I like my generic brand soda

Bubbly, sweet, and claiming to be a doctor.

Xihirli
2016-06-13, 12:55 PM
I'm going to pretend you said doctor. DEAD.

I like my cuddle-chums like I like my Gender Neutral Polymorphed Owlbears.

8BitNinja
2016-06-13, 04:17 PM
A running gag used by the poster above me?

I like my women like I like my Habaneroes

backwaterj
2016-06-15, 03:01 AM
Causing painful burning sensations when they contact intimate areas, but so good you just don't care.

I like my damsels like I like my DremelsTM.

sengmeng
2016-06-16, 08:41 PM
On the shelf at Home Depot for $79.00.

I like my women like I like my hydrocarbons

No-Kill Cleric
2016-06-16, 10:32 PM
Flammable and the bane of chemists everywhere.


I like my men how I like my tea.

Professor Gnoll
2016-06-16, 11:38 PM
Strong, hot, and good at waking me up.

I like my men how I like my philosophical conundrums.

8BitNinja
2016-06-17, 12:53 AM
Constantly argued over?

I like my women like I like my Arnold Schwarzenegger movies

thirsting
2016-06-17, 01:40 AM
Flesh is only disguise, the real thing that matters is deeper inside.

I like my romanceables like I like my medication

backwaterj
2016-06-17, 02:21 AM
Prescription-strength and over the counter. :smallamused:

I like my soulmates like I like my cellmates.

Xihirli
2016-06-17, 07:38 AM
Lightly salted.

I like my cuddle-buddies like I like my space-pickles.

8BitNinja
2016-06-18, 12:57 AM
Freeze dried?

I like my women like I like my Exterminatus

Vivee
2016-07-02, 01:22 PM
A maker of mass genocide. (I had to google this)

I like my women like I like my dog

Scarlet Knight
2016-07-05, 09:53 PM
Day after day when I return home, she couldn't be more excited to see me and makes her living by giving nothing but love.

I like my women like my beaches...

8BitNinja
2016-07-06, 06:39 PM
Sandy and near water?

I like my women like I like my American holidays

Lvl 2 Expert
2016-07-10, 08:03 AM
First you have to deal with the family, but it usually ends in fireworks.

I like my women like I like my thread hiatus', (or however you spell the plural form of that)

Vivee
2016-07-10, 08:30 AM
Quiet and Inactive.

I like my women like I like my Pathfinder Campaign

Lvl 2 Expert
2016-07-10, 02:16 PM
Fast paced, slightly bloated, and full of monsters. :smalleek:

I like my women like I like myself,

(EDIT: apologies, 3 post rule.)

8BitNinja
2016-07-11, 12:46 AM
A level 2 expert.

I like my women like I like dark comedy

sengmeng
2016-07-11, 01:06 PM
Dry and British.

I like my women like I like my motivational posters.

8BitNinja
2016-07-11, 11:56 PM
Old and not helpful?

I like my women like I like my dragon shouts

sengmeng
2016-07-15, 07:22 PM
Awesome for all kinds of reasons, but mostly appreciated for allowing me to hurl flocks of chickens off cliffs.

I like my women like I like my phones

8BitNinja
2016-07-15, 11:46 PM
Made by Nokia?

I like my women like I like my hospitals

Anonymouswizard
2016-07-16, 04:41 AM
Paid for by the government.

I like my partners like I like my beer...

lost_my_NHL
2016-07-16, 03:12 PM
Stored in the refrigerator for a week, then thrown in the dumpster down the street.


Dry and British.This is why we need upvote buttons.

I like my women like I like my sailboat.

Scarlet Knight
2016-07-16, 11:02 PM
Easy to handle and best during a good blow....

I like my women like my french pastry....

8BitNinja
2016-07-17, 02:45 AM
French and Baked

I like my women like I like my Chris Ledoux songs

Black Socks
2016-08-18, 06:55 PM
Wild and country-style.

I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my computers.

8BitNinja
2016-08-18, 11:48 PM
Able to speak C++

I like my women like I like my M1A1 Abrams

ViscountGrey
2016-08-19, 05:24 AM
Muddy, and weighing 62 tons.

I like my women like I like my eyelashes

FinnLassie
2016-08-19, 06:43 AM
Covered in mascara.


I like my men like I like my gondolas...

Anonymouswizard
2016-08-19, 11:02 AM
Featuring plenty of wood.

I like my romantic partners like I like my webcomics.

sengmeng
2016-08-20, 03:17 PM
Funny while also making me think, and there for me every day.

I like my women like I like my handwriting

Prince Zahn
2016-08-21, 03:16 AM
Clearly legible, and fully exposed on the page.

I like my ladies like I like my babies. . .

FinnLassie
2016-08-21, 07:45 AM
Smooth skinned with a lot of limited ways of expressing themselves.


I like my men like I like my tieflings...

Anonymouswizard
2016-08-21, 08:59 AM
Spawned from a being of hell.

I prefer my romantic partners to be like my stereotypes.

sengmeng
2016-08-21, 01:09 PM
Foreign and silly.



I like my dance partners like I like my lab partners.

8BitNinja
2016-08-21, 11:14 PM
Ensuring she is safe from fire, acids, bases, sharp objects, and biohazards before starting.

I like my women like I like my math homework.

thirsting
2016-08-22, 02:28 AM
Like the feeling of superiority you get when intimidating the wimp next door to do them for you, so you get to concentrate on more important stuff, like sportsball? No wait... that doesn't even...

Um, intellectually stimulating.

I like my adorable nerds like I like my gamma rays

Anonymouswizard
2016-08-22, 05:40 AM
High energy and moving at the speed of light.

I like my romantic partners like I like my fantasies

8BitNinja
2016-08-22, 11:29 PM
High?

I like my women like I like my medics

sengmeng
2016-08-29, 04:32 PM
Ready to make me feel good at a moment's notice


I like my women like I like my George Foreman grills

Vivee
2016-09-04, 07:45 PM
Smokin' Hot!


I like my Ladies like I like my Memes...

Zaydos
2016-09-04, 08:03 PM
As dank as possible.

I like my shieldmaidens like I like my weapons of mass destruction...

sengmeng
2016-09-05, 11:43 AM
Hidden somewhere in Iraq, waiting for me to liberate them.



I like my women like I like my tequila

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-05, 12:43 PM
Comfortable with the order of lick, slam, then suck.

I like my women like my linguini...

Vivee
2016-09-05, 12:47 PM
Their name rhymes with sphageeni.

I like my ladies like I like my lanky, lackluster alliteration.

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-05, 02:35 PM
Supremely superfluous, but brilliantly bright when we require radiant reminders of our own overplayed writing whimsies.

I like my men/women like I like my overly thought-out replies.

DontEvenAsk
2016-09-05, 06:48 PM
I like my men/women like I like my overly thought-out replies.

Eloquent, amusing, lovely, and self-conscious.

I like my fellas like I like my series of chapter books about animals aimed for a preteen female audience.

8BitNinja
2016-09-05, 09:17 PM
Oddly specific.

I like my ladies like I like my steel beams

sengmeng
2016-09-05, 10:36 PM
Cold, hard, and strong, but supportive.



I like my women like I like my quests for revenge against albinistic sea mammals

8BitNinja
2016-09-05, 11:01 PM
On a boat destined for destruction with a guy named Ishmael.

I'm not sure that last one is important though.

I like my women like I like my oddly specific denials.

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-06, 09:31 AM
They obviously did it last night, but you can't prove anything.

I like my women like I like my boats.

thirsting
2016-09-06, 09:48 AM
Non-leaky, and capable of supporting me and at least one another.

I like my loveded ones like I like my butchers

Vivee
2016-09-06, 10:15 AM
Bloody and with a knife.


I like my women like I like my Alignment.

FinnLassie
2016-09-06, 11:29 AM
Too good to be true.


I like my men like I like my bananas

Vivee
2016-09-06, 11:38 AM
I like my men like I like my bananas
http://67.media.tumblr.com/45ab67342ded952a48af5a7bac051226/tumblr_o5n2lr3IYV1tkj29ao1_1280.png
NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. LUKE GET IN THE CAR. 'Why Professor? What's wrong?' I AM DONE. THIS WHOLE FORUM THREAD IS ALREADY AN INNUENDO AND NOW THIS? I AM DONE. NO MORE FORUMS FOR ME.

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-06, 12:30 PM
I like my men like I like my bananas

Yellow, straight, and from overseas. Okay, bent in my case, straight men just aren't interested.

(Apologies to anyone offended, I just didn't want to go the obvious route)

I like my men like I like my monkey...

sengmeng
2016-09-06, 08:50 PM
Spanked daily.



I like my women like I like my alternate realities

8BitNinja
2016-09-07, 02:07 AM
A slightly different version of real.

I like my women like I like my holograms.

Hish
2016-09-11, 12:36 AM
Visually appealing and ethereal

I like my women like I like my calculus

8BitNinja
2016-09-11, 12:40 AM
Blowing my brain to pieces

I like women like I like my Bomb Squad members

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-11, 11:57 AM
Preventing the surroundings from exploding.

I like my women like I like my pickup lines.

Zaydos
2016-09-11, 11:59 AM
Bold and willing to be inappropriate.

I like my shieldmaidens like I like my heavy metal music.

sengmeng
2016-09-11, 12:34 PM
Energetic and Norwegian.


I like my women like I like my surgery

FinnLassie
2016-09-11, 03:01 PM
Everything's going smoothly, and if it stings, you still know you're in good hands.


I like my men like I like my braids...

Black Socks
2016-09-11, 03:35 PM
http://67.media.tumblr.com/45ab67342ded952a48af5a7bac051226/tumblr_o5n2lr3IYV1tkj29ao1_1280.png
NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. LUKE GET IN THE CAR. 'Why Professor? What's wrong?' I AM DONE. THIS WHOLE FORUM THREAD IS ALREADY AN INNUENDO AND NOW THIS? I AM DONE. NO MORE FORUMS FOR ME.
This is getting a nice home in my extended signature. *Picks quote up and carries it away while singing a lullaby*
Now, where was I?

I like my men like I like my braids...
Never separated from them, unless you chose to, then it's permanent, but you can always get a new one.

I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my movie adaptions of books.

Hish
2016-09-11, 09:27 PM
Far worse than a book We all know the books are better

I like my women like I like my sanity

Zaydos
2016-09-11, 09:31 PM
Sacrificed to ancient beings from before the current iteration of reality in exchange for power! Power!!! POWER!!!!!

Well that was dark.

I like my women like I like my anime.

It's been a while since I watched any anime. I should watch some anime. Or try and see if I can find Babylon 5 and finally watch it.

8BitNinja
2016-09-12, 07:09 AM
600 Episodes of filler (I'm looking at you Naruto and Bleach)

I like my women like I like my cacti.

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-12, 09:04 AM
Full of liquid?

I like my men like I like my sexuality.

FinnLassie
2016-09-13, 01:16 AM
Starts with the letter A.


I like my men like I like my community...

8BitNinja
2016-09-13, 02:51 AM
Well fortified and more than prepared for doomsday.

I like my women like I like my MREs

sengmeng
2016-09-13, 09:18 AM
Doused in tobasco sauce and hastily eaten in a war zone.


I like my women like I like my chemical reactions

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-13, 11:47 AM
Nonvolitile and involved in cooking.

I like my women like I like my GM.

sengmeng
2016-09-13, 04:45 PM
Showering me with treasures and random encounters, but ready to kill me at a moment's notice.


I like my women like I like my conspiracy theories

Black Socks
2016-09-13, 04:47 PM
Crazy, but hilarious.

I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my D&D 5e.

Prince Zahn
2016-09-13, 07:05 PM
... With advantages that compliment my disadvantages.

Alternatives:
... giving me Inspiration every time we have a session.
...taking it slow for long-term success.
...beginner-friendly.
...would rather talk things out with me in English rather than bring in legal documents.
...hosted by Chris Perkins.


I like my mon-amours like I like my troubadours.

lost_my_NHL
2016-09-17, 03:08 PM
Always praising me and good with a pipe.

I like my women like I like my window panes.

Sith_Happens
2016-09-17, 03:23 PM
Transparent and thermally insulating.

I like my women how I like my Great Old Ones...

Zaydos
2016-09-17, 03:31 PM
Mysterious, awe-inspiring fonts of knowledge with the ability to drive you completely crazy without even trying.

I like my shield-maidens like I like my D&D games.

Black Socks
2016-09-17, 03:52 PM
New ones every couple sessions.

I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my whodunnits.


(@Prince Zahn: You came up with a lot more than I expected.)

Scarlet Knight
2016-09-17, 09:33 PM
In the parlor where everything gets neatly tied up!

I like my women like my hippies...

8BitNinja
2016-09-18, 11:16 PM
Not near my house

I like my women like I like my assorted electrical parts.

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-19, 05:35 PM
In working order, and ordered so that when I turn it on the right thing happens.

I like my men like I like my sausages.

Hish
2016-09-19, 05:47 PM
Cut up and served over pasta

I like my women like I like my television.

8BitNinja
2016-09-19, 11:31 PM
With an LCD flat screen monitor?

I like my women like I like my jugglers

Zaydos
2016-09-19, 11:42 PM
Possessing a wonderful timing, and astonishing skill at handling ... chainsaws.

I like my women like I like my epic adventures.

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-20, 02:31 AM
Lasting all day, with a wonderful reward once I reach the end, and a complete lack of moral(s).

I like my women like I like my three post rule.

Prince Zahn
2016-09-20, 02:37 AM
... Well respected by the community, and punishes those who disobey her.

... Yikes. :smalleek:

I like my women like I like my bitumen...