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sengmeng
2016-09-20, 12:24 PM
Black and sticky.


I like my women like I like my status updates

Black Socks
2016-09-20, 04:01 PM
Fast, sleek, and convenient.

I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my webcomics.

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-20, 04:26 PM
Intelligent, witty, and shows me new stuff regularly.

I like my men like I like my anime.

Zaydos
2016-09-20, 04:57 PM
Deep, emotionally evocation, and beautiful to look at.

I like my shieldmaidens like I like my unrealistically advanced weaponry.

8BitNinja
2016-09-20, 05:24 PM
Able to annihilate entire planets.

I like my women like I like my trenchcoats

sengmeng
2016-09-24, 07:00 PM
Black and hiding guns for me.


I like my women like I like my buffets

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-24, 09:04 PM
With lots of choice and no limitation on how much I can eat.

I like my women like I like my cakes.

8BitNinja
2016-09-25, 01:27 AM
Baked and covered in frosting

I like my women like I like my humor

Vivee
2016-09-26, 03:52 PM
Funny only to you.


I like my women like I like my dank memes.

Black Socks
2016-09-26, 05:50 PM
Found on the internet.

I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my elven rangers.

8BitNinja
2016-09-26, 08:00 PM
Clones of Legolas

I like my women like I like my Karambits

Vivee
2016-09-27, 09:45 AM
Found on the internet.
Hey, what are you implying? Because it's probably correct.


I like my women like I like my Karambits

Sound delicious, but are actually deadly weapons.


I like my women like I like my WALUIGI.

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-27, 04:15 PM
Unnessecary, and overcomplicating what was once a simple idea.

I like my men like I like my politicians.

HisHighestMinio
2016-09-28, 02:59 PM
Better than any of the current options

I like my women like I like my tyrants

8BitNinja
2016-09-28, 05:24 PM
Selfish and tormenting.

I like my women like I like my distractions

Vivee
2016-09-29, 10:12 AM
Flashy, and usually hiding something sinister.


I like my women like I like my ice cream cones.

Zaydos
2016-09-29, 12:29 PM
Bigger on top than on bottom and liable to drip?

I like my shield maidens like I like my monster templates.

HisHighestMinio
2016-09-29, 05:20 PM
Including several interesting features.

I like my women like I like my wiring systems.

8BitNinja
2016-09-29, 11:27 PM
Probably burning right now. I should probably fix that.

I like my women like I like my bullpup rifles.

Anonymouswizard
2016-09-30, 04:33 AM
Requiring a licence to handle.

I like my men like I like my potatoes.

Prince Zahn
2016-09-30, 08:26 AM
... Baked and on the couch.

I like my partners like I like my partnerships...

8BitNinja
2016-10-01, 04:59 AM
Hopefully intact.

I like my women like I like my helicopters.

ericgrau
2016-10-01, 09:56 AM
Going around and around for hours until landing on my pad.

I like my women like I like my high speed internet.

sengmeng
2016-10-01, 08:25 PM
In my apartment and always turned on.

I like my women like I like my random encounters.

HisHighestMinio
2016-10-01, 08:35 PM
Moderately suprising, and a way to get experience.

I like my women like I like my Windows OS.

8BitNinja
2016-10-02, 01:48 AM
Cheaper than the competition

I like my women like I like my computer

FinnLassie
2016-10-02, 12:09 PM
Preferrably not older than the 1990s.


I like my beloved companions like I like my game meat...

ericgrau
2016-10-02, 12:39 PM
Tough and requiring a hunt.

I like my SO's like I like my OS's.

8BitNinja
2016-10-02, 03:24 PM
Not deleted from my PC.

I like my women like I like my dragons

Anonymouswizard
2016-10-05, 03:25 AM
Guarding a mountain of wealth.

I like my men like I like my lectures.

Kneenibble
2016-10-05, 11:46 AM
...keeping me glued to my seat.


I like my men like I like my major urban renewal projects...

ericgrau
2016-10-08, 12:46 AM
Reshaping my life.

I like my women like I like my smartphones.

thirsting
2016-10-08, 03:37 AM
Replaced every few years for a shiny new one, even though the old one was still just fine.

I like my romantic partners like I like my missed opportunities ....oh do I have a story to never tell anyone... *deep sigh* :(

8BitNinja
2016-10-09, 12:32 PM
No longer there :smallsad:

I like my women like- What is that thing is behind you?

Anonymouswizard
2016-10-09, 03:05 PM
Unseen by me, and shouted by people shortly before my death.

I like my men like I like my broadswords.

sengmeng
2016-10-18, 09:28 AM
Keen, old fashioned, and European.




I like my women like I like my shovels

ericgrau
2016-10-20, 08:06 AM
Ready for a good time in the mud.

I like my women like I like my white out.

sengmeng
2016-11-07, 05:55 PM
Ostensibly there to help me correct myself, but mostly I just sniff them to get high.


I like my women like I like my quest givers

Anonymouswizard
2016-11-08, 11:23 AM
Ignored by the party in order to do something stupid.

I like my women like I like my medicine.

FinnLassie
2016-11-09, 01:56 PM
Good for coughs.


I like my feisty partners like I like my Kneenibble...

Scarlet Knight
2016-11-11, 07:32 AM
Looking fabulous in red stiletto boots!


I like my women like my blenders...

digiman619
2016-11-12, 09:52 AM
Great at making smoothies?

I like my women like I like my sci-fi comedies...

HisHighestMinio
2016-11-13, 09:03 PM
Unrealistic.

I like my men like I like my IRC services.

Ieagleroar
2016-12-25, 06:09 PM
Automated.

I like my women like I like my soap.

Indarra
2016-12-25, 07:44 PM
$3.99

I like my men like I like my gods...

digiman619
2016-12-26, 10:18 AM
Worthy of songs and praise

I like my women like I like my pro wrestling...

Nozza
2016-12-26, 06:28 PM
Musclebound, rich, and everything they say is a lie.

I like my women like I like my PirateBay.

HisHighestMinio
2016-12-26, 08:53 PM
Probably very illegal I may be mistaken about what this is. I had never heard of it until I looked it up 5 minutes ago.
I like my significant others like I like my christmas presents

Xihirli
2016-12-26, 11:53 PM
Once a year.

I like my cuddle-chums like I like my Overland Flight spell.

Volcan
2016-12-27, 12:53 AM
I use them excessively but I probably shouldn't

I like my men and women like I like my cheese and crackers.

Ieagleroar
2016-12-30, 06:58 AM
Picked up from the nearest outlet store.

I like my women like I like my ramen.

HisHighestMinio
2016-12-31, 04:25 PM
Inexpensive

I like my women like I like my R&B

Monstrodyssey
2016-12-31, 11:17 PM
Inexpensive

I like my women like I like my R&B

Loud enough to be heard at the sample display stand at the department store.

I like my men like I like my books on tape.

Anonymouswizard
2017-01-01, 04:58 AM
Engaging, intelligent, and with a sexy voice.

I like my women like I like my new year.

inuyasha
2017-01-01, 05:55 AM
Not filled with dead celebrities

I like my women like I like my playing cards

Volcan
2017-01-02, 11:52 AM
You think they're on your side, then after a few bad games of poker they've taken your house.

I like my men like I like my vlogs

ElFi
2017-01-14, 05:11 PM
Always willing to tell you what's on their mind.

I like my paramours like I like my cars.

HisHighestMinio
2017-01-14, 06:18 PM
Worth the money I paid for them. There seems to be a trend in my answers, doesn't there?

I like my fiancÚ like I like my prisons.

digiman619
2017-01-14, 11:22 PM
Good for serving 20 to life.

I like my women like I like my game console...

sengmeng
2017-01-22, 12:16 PM
Shiny and new but letting me play all the old games I used to.


I like my women like I like my yogurt

thisisnotspam
2018-09-30, 05:10 AM
I like my women like I like my yogurt

Not too fruity.

I like m'ladies like I like my fedoras.

SeverineHalo
2018-09-30, 02:09 PM
tipsy...literally.

I like my women like I like my magic...

Crisis21
2018-09-30, 07:04 PM
Hot.


I like my women like I like my adventures...

sengmeng
2018-09-30, 07:33 PM
Inspired by shiny objects, thrilling, dangerous, and shared by a racially diverse party.









I like my women like I like my mom and pop diners.

Celticbear
2018-09-30, 07:39 PM
Awkward, overtly long, and with no surprises contained within

I like my women like I like my games workshop miniatures.

Vivee
2018-10-01, 03:09 PM
Small and more trouble than they're worth.

I like my men like I like my paradoxical sentences.

Crisis21
2018-10-01, 08:50 PM
The less sense they make, the better.


I like my women like I like my platformers.

sengmeng
2018-10-02, 08:04 PM
Filling me with 90's nostalgia, and letting me stomp turtles to death. But mostly that second one.






I like my women like I like my theses

Celticbear
2018-10-02, 10:17 PM
Straight from college, and full of spelling errors (They just make her as cute as my college thesis)

I like my women like I like my Wheel of Time book series.

Kneenibble
2018-10-04, 02:23 PM
...finished off by another man.


I like my men like I like my mead.

Crisis21
2018-10-04, 06:03 PM
Strong, smooth, and rich with flavor.


I like my women the way I like my cartoons...

Vivee
2018-10-05, 11:32 AM
Funny but fictional.

I like my women like I like my men...

sengmeng
2018-10-05, 12:07 PM
Alive.




I like my partners like I like my garters

Anonymouswizard
2018-10-07, 05:41 AM
The namesake of a knightly order.

I like my significant others like I like my Luminiferous Ether

Crisis21
2018-10-07, 09:29 AM
With a healthy glow to them.


I like my women like I like my superheroes...

sengmeng
2018-10-07, 04:36 PM
Wearing a skintight costume and skilled at tying people up to extract confessions from them




I like my women like I like my mascots

SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-07, 04:45 PM
In furry suits and cheering enthusiastically for you

I like my men like I like my Vegepygmies

Kneenibble
2018-10-09, 01:29 PM
...gooey and oozing pheremones.


I like my men like I like my 15th-century porcelain.

Anonymouswizard
2018-10-09, 01:54 PM
Kept safe in the cupboard in case the Queen pops over for tea.

I like my women like I like my innuendo...

Vivee
2018-10-09, 05:20 PM
Only mentioned around close friends, and even then...

I like my men like I like my pets...

SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-09, 05:41 PM
Hairy, peeing in a box, and licks me when I come home.

I like my women like I like my Star Wars...

Crisis21
2018-10-09, 11:51 PM
Fighting against an evil empire using blasters, lightsabers, and heavily modified old spaceships.


I like my women like I like my soda pop...

Kneenibble
2018-10-10, 09:34 AM
...sweet, addictive, and poisonous. Used to have a cocaine habit, these days just mixed up now and again with liquor.


I like my men like I like my lemon groves...

thisisnotspam
2018-10-16, 08:35 AM
I like my men like I like my lemon groves...
Defended from those of questionable morals who wish to take them away from me.

I like my women like I like my Formula 1 drivers.

Samba Mentality
2018-10-16, 08:16 PM
Tending to scream around in circles and win awards for it.

I like my women like I like my favorite ongoing D&D stick figure comic strip.

Crisis21
2018-10-17, 07:55 AM
Deceptively simple, full of insight and humor, and able to blow your mind on a surprisingly regular basis.



I like my women the way I like my cats...

SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-17, 10:51 AM
Coughing up their own hair and walking over your computer.

I like my men like I like my mittens...

sengmeng
2018-10-19, 02:43 PM
In pairs and keeping me warm In the winter.




I like my dames like I like my video games

ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-21, 06:13 AM
Easy to beat and hard to master

I like my women like I like my breakfast

Scarlet Knight
2018-10-21, 07:08 PM
Over easy.

I like my women like my MTG decks...

SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-21, 07:24 PM
Categorized by color and battle tactics.

I like my women like I like my forest creeks...

Warchon
2018-10-22, 01:35 AM
Deceptively deep.

I like my ladies like I like my Wi-Fi.

gamesbx
2018-10-22, 01:49 AM
I like my men/women like I like my...

In this game, the offer a prompt for how we like our prospective romantic targets, and the next poster completes it and offers another prompt, which the next poster fills, and so on. Here's an example of a typical game:

A: I like my women how I like my socks.
B: Warm, clingy, and a little shocking. I like my men how I like my towels.
C: Waiting for me when I come out of the shower. I like my women how I like my guitars.
D : Delicate and high-strung. I like my women how I like my lightbulbs.
E: A little bright, but REALLY hot. I like my men like I like my artwork.
F: Deep, thoughtful, and pretty to look at. I like my women how I like my music.
G: Loud enough to wake the neighbors.
H: I like my women like I like my games.
I:Play them a few times, get bored and move on to the next.

Let's start I like my women like I like my movies.


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Crisis21
2018-10-22, 08:13 AM
I like my ladies like I like my Wi-Fi.

Reliable and there for me when I need them.

I like my gals like I like my anti-bot measures...

sengmeng
2018-10-22, 12:06 PM
Always on my computer, user friendly, and keeping me from getting too much spam.



I like my women like I like my carpets

ElFi
2018-10-22, 09:16 PM
Shaggy Comfortable, colorful, and preferably hailing from a flavorfully ethnic land somewhere on the Afroeurasian landmass.

I like my women like I like my spoiler tags.

SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-22, 09:37 PM
Clearly labeled by contents and opened by everyone, regardless of who it was intended for...

I like my lads like I like my organized religion.

sengmeng
2018-10-23, 10:05 AM
Middle Eastern and less than 2000 years old.




I like my women like I like my cars

Crisis21
2018-10-23, 10:23 AM
Sleek, fast, good mileage, and with manual transmission.


I like my ladies the way I like my programs.

Kneenibble
2018-10-23, 01:35 PM
...affordable, educational, and readily available at your local community college.


I like my broads like I like my salads...

ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-23, 03:41 PM
Fresh, Sweet, and very Fruity

I like my gals like I like my mail

sengmeng
2018-10-25, 12:34 PM
Coming six days a week and waiting for me in a box.




I like my women like I like my gum

Crisis21
2018-10-25, 01:02 PM
Sugary sweet, long lasting, and able to blow large bubbles.


I like my gals the way I like my computer programs.

SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-25, 03:35 PM
Filled with notes on how they're used properly by the last person who worked on 'em (or even who made them!).

I like my females like I like my milkshakes...

Kneenibble
2018-10-25, 03:51 PM
...extra thicc from all the ice cream and bourbon.


I like my bois the way I like my garden...

sengmeng
2018-10-25, 07:52 PM
In need of some hoeing

Untamed, worth putting work into, and able to feed me



I like my women like I like my Freudian analysis

jqavins
2018-10-26, 07:44 AM
Erudite, sophisticated, and highly intelligent, and ultimately all about sex.

I like women with the same qualities I like in Ed Wood movies.

ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-28, 06:56 PM
Low budget and off kilter

I like members of the feminine sex like I like my anime

Harrisonvinny
2018-10-29, 06:44 AM
Sparkly and with a touch of the absurd.

I like my fellas like I like my challenge ratings.

sengmeng
2018-10-29, 09:56 AM
High, and getting me lots of experience.




I like my ladies like I like my Hades

Anonymouswizard
2018-10-29, 12:07 PM
Dark, gloomy, and often mistaken for a devil.

I like my women like I like my costumes.

Crisis21
2018-10-29, 12:56 PM
Revealing and full of references no one else gets.



I like my gals the way I like my pals.

ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-29, 07:44 PM
Nonexistant
(I'm sorry, that was just to good of a setup)

For reals: Fun and Comfortable to be with

I enjoy my lovers like I enjoy my jokes

sengmeng
2018-10-30, 12:19 AM
Dirty, ethnic, and getting me kicked out of parties.


I like my paramours like I like my pergolas.

Magic_Hat
2018-10-30, 06:28 AM
I like my paramours like I like my pergolas.

Always lurking over you.

Here's a challenge: I like my women like I like my expired milk.

Crisis21
2018-10-30, 10:00 AM
Cheesy.


I like my ladies the way I like my TV shows...

SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-30, 10:35 AM
Funny, reliably entertaining, and fun for the whole family. (It was wholesome up until the last point...)

I like my romantic partners like I like my GoGurt...

sengmeng
2018-10-30, 11:17 AM
Convenient and squeezable.






I like my boos like I like my booze

ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-30, 01:18 PM
Surprisingly tasteless and able to knock me on my a** every evening

I like my dames like I like my names

Kneenibble
2018-10-30, 02:02 PM
...foreign, flowery, and able to leave the tongue a bit tired.


I like my dudes like I like my latitude...

Crisis21
2018-10-30, 04:06 PM
Horizontal all the way around the world.



I like my ladies the way I like my poker nights.

SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-30, 04:08 PM
Hopefully without cheating.

I like my humanoids like I like my GM notebook...

Samba Mentality
2018-10-30, 04:35 PM
Always full of helpful pointers.

I like my girls like I like my sandwiches.

ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-30, 04:47 PM
Very meaty and slathered in Mayo

I like my persons of interest like I like my mythology

Anonymouswizard
2018-10-30, 06:51 PM
Shamelessly taken out of context to be used in fantasy books and games.

I like my women like I like my cuisine

Crisis21
2018-10-30, 07:35 PM
French.


I like my gals the way I like my first-person shooters.

Harrisonvinny
2018-10-30, 08:59 PM
With a good story behind them and... full of... blood... wait... no.
Engaging!

I like my ladies like I like my pathfinder.

sengmeng
2018-10-31, 05:58 AM
Helping act out my innermost desires in groups of 3-6, with simplified rules.







I prefer my belles like my spells

ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-31, 11:58 AM
Magical, but requiring complex hand movements and the use of my tongue

I like my ladies like I like my superhero movies

Crisis21
2018-10-31, 04:54 PM
Larger than life with lots of superhuman feats and all-too-human emotions.


I like my babes the way I like Halloween...

Scarlet Knight
2018-10-31, 10:51 PM
Full of tricks, treats, and even more active at night.

I like my women like my M&Ms...

sengmeng
2018-11-01, 04:59 PM
Melting in my mouth, not in my hands.


I like my babes like I like my astrolabes.

Kneenibble
2018-11-02, 09:49 AM
...exquisitely reassuring to a skilled operator on those lonely nights at sea.

I like my lads the way I like my colonial spice plantations...

Crisis21
2018-11-02, 12:35 PM
Hot and sweaty as the sun blazes down in the height of a warm summer afternoon.


I like my babes the way I like my beaches...

ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-02, 02:15 PM
Fun, Hot and Wet

I like my individuals like I like my individuality

sengmeng
2018-11-02, 06:21 PM
Mine, and only mine.




I like my women like I like my steam powered contraptions

Forty-Two
2018-11-04, 12:15 AM
I like my women like I like my steam powered contraptions

Big, hot, and black.

I like my women like I like my complex numbers.

Crisis21
2018-11-04, 10:12 AM
With plenty of digits.



I like my ladies the way I like my LegosTM.

JbeJ275
2018-11-04, 11:23 AM
Versatile and Scandinavian

I like my partners like I like my kitchens...

Anonymouswizard
2018-11-04, 05:42 PM
Well stocked with food and always ready to go.

In honour of tomorrow...

I like my ladies like I like my bonfires

ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-04, 08:24 PM
Comfortably warm with a bit of a bite if you try to mess with them

I like my ladies like I like Deadpool

sengmeng
2018-11-05, 10:17 AM
Self aware and R rated.






I like my women like I like my soda

Crisis21
2018-11-05, 10:20 AM
Sugary sweet and bubbly with a hint of cherry.


I like my gals the way I like my weather.

SunderedWorldDM
2018-11-05, 11:37 AM
Dark and wet.

I like my gentlemen like I like my dead toddlers.

sengmeng
2018-11-05, 12:36 PM
In a pile in my garage.






I like my women like I like my end user agreements

ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-05, 02:23 PM
Barely paid attention to, but necessary to get to the good stuff

I like my women like I like Greek mythology

Dr.Gunsforhands
2018-11-05, 09:51 PM
Religious, full of insane family drama, and the creative source of many brilliant fantasy works?

I'd like a matesprit that's like a good book.

Kneenibble
2018-11-06, 04:54 PM
...bound in silk, and softened by many thumbing-throughs.


I like my men like I like my Christmas wreaths...

Anonymouswizard
2018-11-06, 05:49 PM
Displayed for all to see during the coldest months of the year.

I like my ladies like I like my chinese cooking

Mister Tom
2018-11-06, 06:36 PM
Some sweet, some salty, some spicy

I like my companions like I like my bicycles...

Dr.Gunsforhands
2018-11-06, 09:57 PM
At least 30% bicycle.

I want a matesprit that's like a binturong.

sengmeng
2018-11-09, 11:09 AM
Let's Google that...

Hmm

Uh

20% larger than males of the species and smelling like popcorn?





I like my girls like I like my pearls

Anonymouswizard
2018-11-09, 12:17 PM
Extracted from her shell and displayed to the world.

I like my women like I like my children's card games.

Crisis21
2018-11-09, 02:02 PM
Collectable.


I like my dames the way I like my aircraft.

ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-09, 08:42 PM
Large, roundish, and full of hot air

I like my women like I like the delicate balance between order and chaos

Kneenibble
2018-11-12, 02:11 PM
...tight as a snare drum, but easily upset.


I like my bros like I like my office chairs...

sengmeng
2018-11-14, 09:18 AM
Ready to rock and roll.







I like my women like I like my root vegetables

Dr.Gunsforhands
2018-11-14, 12:30 PM
Down-to-earth and/or honey-glazed.


I'd rather meet someone who's like the opposite of a food item...

Crisis21
2018-11-14, 02:05 PM
Tasteless and hard to stomach? ...well, to each their own.



I like my lasses the way I like my weekend passes...

Scarlet Knight
2018-11-15, 08:04 AM
Creating memories that are never forgotten, yet never mentioned again.


I like my women like my football passes...

sengmeng
2018-11-15, 05:12 PM
Forward, and completed by me







I like my women like I like my news

SunderedWorldDM
2018-11-15, 05:22 PM
Fake

I like my companions like I like my thinly veiled political jokes...

Erloas
2018-11-15, 10:04 PM
covered just enough to get past the censors.

I like my women like I like my unusual work schedule,

Crisis21
2018-11-15, 10:09 PM
Flexible.


I like my women the way I like my entertainment.

Erloas
2018-11-16, 12:35 AM
fast, fun, and staring The Rock? (not sure how that works... but going with it anyway)


I like my women like I like my credits,

Kneenibble
2018-11-16, 11:50 AM
...reliably coming at the end of every movie.


I like my gentlemen the way I like my fancy French desserts...

Scarlet Knight
2018-11-16, 05:30 PM
Causing all my companions to say "Mon dieu" and ask for a taste.

I like my women like my Frazetta art.

Erloas
2018-11-18, 12:29 AM
scantily clad fantasy
(runner up was: need an internet search to identify)

I like my women like I like my kraken,

ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-18, 02:02 PM
Large, deadly, and in desperate need of someone to release them

I like my women like I like Charybdis and Scylla

Brighteyes
2018-11-18, 05:24 PM
I like my men and women like I like my books...

More substance than a pretty cover. ;)

Erloas
2018-11-18, 09:12 PM
I like my men and women like I like my books...

More substance than a pretty cover. ;)
You're supposed to finish the poster above and then start the next line.



I like my women like I like Charybdis and Scylla
(so many NSFF options)
take me on an odyssey that will be spoke of for thousands of years.

I like my men (need some variety) like I like my interstellar travel,

sengmeng
2018-11-19, 03:16 PM
Boldly going where no man has gone before :smallbiggrin:


I like my women like I like my tattoos

Anonymouswizard
2018-11-19, 03:16 PM
Unavailable to me outside the realm of fantasy. Causing my mother to act ashamed.

I like my partners like I like my microchips

Erloas
2018-11-19, 06:50 PM
to run on batteries.

I like my women like I like my holidays,

Crisis21
2018-11-19, 08:39 PM
Celebrated often.


I like my gals the way I like my decals.

ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-19, 11:24 PM
Flashy but ultimately pointless and useless

I like my humanoids like I like my aberrations

Anonymouswizard
2018-11-20, 03:44 AM
Driving me to gibbering madness because of their implications about the universe at large.

I like my men like I like my ale

sengmeng
2018-11-20, 11:54 AM
Full-bodied, European, and helping me sing bawdy songs long into the night.






I like my partners like I like I like my gardeners

ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-20, 01:42 PM
Deep in your bush Hard working and smelling vaguely of fresh cut grass and dirt

I like my bedfellows like I like my euphemisms

Crisis21
2018-11-20, 01:50 PM
Thinly veiled, when veiled at all.


I like my dames the way I like the Jumanji Board Game.

Scarlet Knight
2018-11-22, 12:25 PM
Thinly veiled, when veiled at all.


I like my dames the way I like the Jumanji Board Game.


Allowing me to spend a long magical time in the bush.


I like my maidens like a Bach toccata...

Erloas
2018-11-22, 05:59 PM
keyed to D


I like my women like I like my pie,

ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-23, 08:47 AM
Delicious, Fruity, and without a top

I like my men/women like I like my game

Anonymouswizard
2018-11-24, 03:32 AM
Played with for hours before I finish in a moment of joy.

I like my men like I like my baths

Bowman7210
2018-11-24, 01:43 PM
Played with for hours before I finish in a moment of joy.

I like my men like I like my baths

Deep, warm, and preferably with a glass of wine in hand.

I like my partners like I like my books.

Crisis21
2018-11-24, 02:31 PM
Good to curl up with under a blanket for hours on end.


I like my ladies the way I like my Thanksgiving dinners...

sengmeng
2018-11-24, 07:50 PM
shared by the whole family
eaten on grandma's table
letting me enjoy breast and thigh meat right before the stuffing
making me pass out after the third go-round

Inspired by colonial fairy tales.




I like my ladies like I like my pina coladas

Kneenibble
2018-11-26, 12:46 PM
...juicy, Puerto Rican, and preferably free of Hepatitis A.


I like my lads the way I like my harpsichords...

Scarlet Knight
2018-11-26, 10:00 PM
...making delightful sounds while I'm "on my Bach".

I like my ladies like my merfolk.

Anonymouswizard
2018-11-27, 06:25 AM
Wet
Covered with foam
Luring me to my doom
Without pants
Fishy
An alluring mystery.

I like my girls like I like my curls

Celticbear
2018-11-27, 06:34 AM
Tangled up over me in a disorganized heap that no amount of creams, lotions, or solvents can completely fix, god I hate my hair

I like my men and women like I like my Doctor Who Christmas Specials

Erloas
2018-12-04, 12:25 AM
Only coming around once a year.

I like my women like I like my holiday vacation planning,

sengmeng
2018-12-07, 06:33 PM
Done at the last minute on a tight budget



All right, let's see a new twist on the original



I like my women like I like my coffee

Crisis21
2018-12-07, 08:49 PM
With plenty of cream and sugar.



I like my ladies the way I like my Christmas Trees...

Erloas
2018-12-08, 08:03 PM
With fat bottoms.

I like my women like I like my Queen references

Crisis21
2018-12-10, 07:51 PM
Guaranteed to blow your mind.
Anytime! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk)



I like my gals the way I like my Christmas decorations...

sengmeng
2018-12-10, 08:27 PM
Eye-catching, festive, and stuffed in the attic on January 3rd.



I like my women like I like my dungeon masters

Magic_Hat
2018-12-10, 10:20 PM
I like my women like I like my dungeon masters

cryptic, always trying to kill you in an attempt to make you gain more experience and advance

I like my woman like I like my rated M for Mature video games.

Anonymouswizard
2018-12-11, 04:38 PM
Always begging me to spend more money on them.

I like my women like I like my revelations

Scarlet Knight
2018-12-13, 10:43 PM
Causing me to catch my breath! And with lots of peeks before the reveal.

I like my women like a well told anecdote...

Magic_Hat
2018-12-13, 11:30 PM
I like my women like a well told anecdote...

Vague, hard to relate to, and not as impressive as you think they are.

I like my women like I like my subtle forum tricks.

sengmeng
2018-12-15, 12:59 PM
and a cherry on top




I like my women like I like my biopics

Crisis21
2019-01-07, 01:05 PM
Vaguely resembling famous people.


I like my ladies the way I like my New Year celebrations.

farothel
2019-01-07, 02:56 PM
Going through the night with a lot of fireworks going off.


I like my women like I like my favourite TV show...

Scarlet Knight
2019-01-08, 09:40 PM
Causing me to look forward all week to Saturday night!

I like my women like my political speeches...

Magic_Hat
2019-01-09, 08:48 AM
I like my women like my political speeches...

Dishonest and trying to appeal to as many people as possible.

I like my women like I like my Alan Moore graphic novels.

Korith
2019-01-11, 03:56 PM
I like my women like I like my Alan Moore graphic novels.

with occasional nudity

I like my women like I like a bronze-age skirmish

Magic_Hat
2019-01-16, 10:39 AM
I like my women like I like a bronze-age skirmish

Old and popular among archaeologists and historians.

I like my women like I like my Adult Swim shows.

Scarlet Knight
2019-01-18, 10:02 PM
Dishonest and trying to appeal to as many people as possible.



Vague, hard to relate to, and not as impressive as you think they are.



cryptic, always trying to kill you in an attempt to make you gain more experience and advance


Having relationship problems?



Old and popular among archaeologists and historians.

I like my women like I like my Adult Swim shows.

Funny and worth waiting up for.

I like my women like my Grateful Dead guitar riffs....

sengmeng
2019-01-19, 11:03 AM
Cheerful, energetic, and taking most of my fingers.


I like my women like I like my alien invaders

Magic_Hat
2019-01-19, 01:45 PM
I like my women like I like my alien invaders

Extremely vulnerable to the common cold.

I like my women like I like my zen riddles with no answers.

sengmeng
2019-01-19, 02:17 PM
Breaking the three post custom to say:

Involving sounds in the forest and one hand doing things.





I like my women like I like my fungi

Magic_Hat
2019-01-22, 07:17 PM
I like my women like I like my fungi

Rarely (but still sometimes) served on pizza.

I like my women like I like my Scooby Doo costumed villains.

Anonymouswizard
2019-01-23, 06:38 AM
Scaring people away in an overly complex fashion.

I like my men like I like my high fantasy novels.

Kneenibble
2019-01-23, 12:08 PM
...first picked up at random in the library when you were 15, greedily enjoyed, and changed your entire outlook on life; still revisited by you every summer for nostalgia.


I like my gentlemen like I like my carpets...

RossN
2019-01-23, 12:12 PM
... Persian and at least a century old.

I like my women like I like my favourite dinosaurs...

Magic_Hat
2019-01-23, 02:51 PM
I like my women like I like my favourite dinosaurs...

Bony and gone forever.

I like my women like I like my extant animals.

Anonymouswizard
2019-01-23, 02:55 PM
Small, cute, and hairy.

I like my women like I like my hair.

Magic_Hat
2019-01-23, 02:56 PM
I like my women like I like my hair.

Gone forever after age 45.

I like my women like I like my lazy days just killing time on some online forum.

Crisis21
2019-01-23, 03:09 PM
Casually lounging around in comfy pajamas.


I like my ladies the way I like my high adventure tales.

Scarlet Knight
2019-01-23, 10:08 PM
With a breathless, heart stopping finish in some exotic locale!

I like my women like my choirs...

Korith
2019-01-24, 04:43 PM
making lots of noise as the show goes on.

I like my women like I like minty toothpaste

Magic_Hat
2019-01-25, 08:24 PM
I like my women like I like minty toothpaste

Recommended by 4 out of every 5 dentists.

I like my women like I like my fighting games with a ton of DLC.

ezkajii
2019-01-27, 03:49 AM
I like my women like I like my fighting games with a ton of DLC.

Pretty-obviously not thoroughly-tested.

I like my women like I like my crime sprees...

SamanthaFreek
2019-01-28, 10:13 AM
I like my women like I like my R&B

Crisis21
2019-01-28, 11:11 AM
I like my women like I like my crime sprees...

Mildly lucrative with a high chance of ending in jail.


I like my women like I like my R&B

Full of research and bombardment.


I like my ladies the way I like my reminders about the rules of the game.

Magic_Hat
2019-01-28, 06:31 PM
I like my ladies the way I like my reminders about the rules of the game.

Appears at worst time.
You already know this stuff.
Never is quiet.

I like my women like I like my awkward haikus.

sengmeng
2019-01-28, 10:56 PM
Vaguely Japanese
But with Western influences
So I understand


I like my women like I like my self references

Magic_Hat
2019-01-29, 12:44 PM
I like my women like I like my self references

So confusing only you will understand
As well as not nearly so grand
But you love them regardless anyway
Because they do always brighten your day
And for that they do deserve a hand

I like my women like I like my awkward limericks.

Korith
2019-01-29, 03:39 PM
I like my women like I like my awkward limericks.

The awkward limerick is a poetic form
That contravenes a social norm
And so its apparent
You like women who daren't
with societal norms, conform

I like my women like I like my dioxynucleotides.

Ironsmith
2019-02-02, 10:51 PM
I like my women like I like my dioxynucleotides.

...Inside me? In pairs? Reproductively viable?

...Synthesized through miracles of modern medicine?



I like my women like I like my sodas:

sengmeng
2019-02-02, 11:18 PM
Featuring T&A in a matched set. Ninja'ed


Popular with my kids by day, and filled with whiskey when they go to bed






I like my women like I like my dungeon crawls

Anonymouswizard
2019-02-03, 07:32 AM
Causing me to feel a mixture of terror and exhilaration.

I like my men like I like my men like I like my rockets.

Ironsmith
2019-02-03, 08:33 AM
Far away from me and moving at an extremely fast pace?

I like my women like I like my philosophy.

Crisis21
2019-02-03, 10:52 AM
Delightfully inscrutable.


I like my women the way I like my high level adventuring equipment.

farothel
2019-02-03, 11:13 AM
Stacked with bonusses.

I like my women the way I like my medication.

sengmeng
2019-02-03, 05:16 PM
Picked up at CVS and taken orally.








I like my women like I like my hamburgers

Ironsmith
2019-02-03, 05:19 PM
With a nice fluffy set of buns.

I like my women like I like my cake.

Crisis21
2019-02-03, 05:44 PM
Dark, sweet, and covered with icing.


I like my ladies the way I like my fashion shows.

Dr.Gunsforhands
2019-02-03, 11:46 PM
Biased to favor novelty over practicality!

I like me men like I like me boats.

Ironsmith
2019-02-04, 09:48 AM
Hardwood or nothing.

I like my women the way I like my browser.

Korith
2019-02-04, 02:52 PM
Hardwood or nothing.

I like my women the way I like my browser.

Always telling big data about your personal habits, preferences, and search history.

I like my women like I like my spelling bees.

Ironsmith
2019-02-05, 07:09 PM
Absolutely merciless when it comes to pointing out trivial mistakes.

I like my women like I like my novels:

sengmeng
2019-02-07, 03:22 PM
Russian, with a bleak outlook, and enjoyed under the covers at night.





I like my women like I like my dietary restrictions

Dr.Gunsforhands
2019-02-08, 10:13 PM
Eschews sweetness in favor of staying in shape. Sometimes saves you from a life-threatening illness.

I like me men like I like me shoes.

Ironsmith
2019-02-09, 11:54 PM
Covered in leather and very smelly?

I like my ladyfolk the way I like my paint.

Scarlet Knight
2019-02-10, 06:04 PM
Colorful, spreads easy with a mat finish...

I like my women like the Netherlands...

CyberiadQueen
2019-02-11, 03:15 AM
I like my women like the Netherlands...

Covered in tulips.

I like my men like I like my writing.

Ironsmith
2019-02-11, 03:32 AM
Verbose and entertaining.

I like my women like I like my milkshakes.

Magic_Hat
2019-02-11, 08:15 AM
I like my women like I like my milkshakes.

Unhealthy and a gelatinous mess with no form.

I like my women like I like my Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight screening.