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Korith
2019-02-11, 04:47 PM
In costume, singing along, and driven insane by the pelvic thrust.

Like my women like I like my Jedi Masters, I do.

Ironsmith
2019-02-11, 10:43 PM
Bald and pointing a glowing purple stick threateningly in your direction?

(For real though, Mace Windu is the best jedi.)



I like my ladyfolk the way I like my car.

RossN
2019-02-12, 06:30 PM
Rented and with a lot of miles on the clock.

I like my women like I like my sitcoms.

Dr.Gunsforhands
2019-02-13, 01:13 AM
Considered nerdy and innocent even though they have three hundred times more sex than you ever will.

I like me men like I like me video game releases.

CyberiadQueen
2019-02-13, 01:21 AM
Highly-anticipated, and hopefully worth all the hype.

I like my men like I like my rainstorms.

Ironsmith
2019-02-13, 01:28 AM
Depressing, gets in the way of day-to-day activities, and occasionally resulting in disaster?

I like my women like I like my socks.

sengmeng
2019-02-13, 10:14 AM
In pairs.





I like my women like I like my farm equipment

Crisis21
2019-02-13, 10:36 AM
Because sometimes you just gotta take a hoe and plow the fields.



I like my women the way I like my international celebrity thieves.

CyberiadQueen
2019-02-19, 12:49 AM
Dishonest and eventually doomed to arrest.

I like my men like I like my MGM musicals.

Korith
2019-02-19, 04:31 PM
I like my men like I like my MGM musicals.

Full of emotion, highs, and lows, and in pursuit of a happy ending

I like my women like I like my safaris.

Scarlet Knight
2019-02-19, 06:55 PM
"Just say the word and the boys will be right there;
With claws at your back to send a chill through the night air..."


I like my ladies like my ballets...

@v Ah! I see! You like them in your car "bear"! Very clever!

Magic_Hat
2019-02-20, 04:26 PM
I like my ladies like my ballets...

You mean like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n9Q5yCocTw
Sorry. I couldn't resist.:smallwink::smallbiggrin:

I like my women like I like my classic Simpsons clips.

sengmeng
2019-02-23, 10:36 AM
20 years old but relevant.






I like my women like I like my network security

Ironsmith
2019-02-23, 01:33 PM
Easily penetrated, and probably full of unpleasant viruses and worms? :smalleek:

I like my ladies like I like my explosives.

Anonymouswizard
2019-02-23, 05:47 PM
Highly energetic and able to remove my problems from the face of the Earth.

I like my when like I like my robots.

CyberiadQueen
2019-02-23, 06:03 PM
Fully automated to obey your every whim.

I like my men like I like emojis.

Crisis21
2019-02-23, 07:51 PM
Always happy to see you.


I like my gals the way I like my heroes.

Ironsmith
2019-02-23, 07:52 PM
👍 😏 🎇

Ninja'd.
Perfectly fine with ridiculous situations.

I like my ladies like I like my refinery.

Korith
2019-02-28, 03:26 PM
Smoking hot and covered in oil.

I like my women like I like my road trips

HalfTangible
2019-03-01, 05:44 PM
Vibrant, exciting and full of possibilities.

I like my women like I like my ninjas.

@V: Ha! Nice.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-01, 05:47 PM
I like my women like I like my ninjas.

Secretive, with the potential to kill you if you cross them.

I like my men like I like my YouTube playlist.

Ironsmith
2019-03-01, 06:40 PM
Containing a wide variety, and on shuffle to keep things interesting, but never more than one at a time.

I like my ladies the way I like my steak.

HalfTangible
2019-03-01, 06:45 PM
Rare.

I like my women like I like my vacations

Korith
2019-03-04, 01:18 PM
As far away as possible.

I like my women like I like my beard

Anonymouswizard
2019-03-04, 03:20 PM
Well groomed and tended to every day.

I like my women like I like my pets.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-04, 03:32 PM
Cuddly and sweet and always able to make you smile when you're having a bad day.

I like my men how I like my jewelry.

HalfTangible
2019-03-04, 03:36 PM
Lustrous, worth a ton of money and around your neck (or at least in your hand).

I like my women like I like my RPGs...

@V: Fantasy, actually, though that works too.

Korith
2019-03-04, 04:48 PM
Taking 8 hours to do something that might otherwise be done in 5 minutes.

I like my women like I like my windows

Magic_Hat
2019-03-04, 04:58 PM
I like my women like I like my windows

Transparent and prone to cracking.

I like my women like I like my Halloween candy.

sengmeng
2019-03-05, 07:42 PM
Eaten while wearing an elaborate costume.




I like my women like I like my Freudian analysis

Ironsmith
2019-03-06, 12:11 AM
Quite a bit like mother.

I like my ladies like I like my deserts.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-06, 12:25 AM
Hot by day, frigid by night.

I like my men like I like my video games.

HalfTangible
2019-03-06, 01:35 AM
Hot by day, frigid by night.

I like my men like I like my video games.

Capable of holding your attention for hours at a time.

I like my women like I like my music...

@V: did I stumble into the 'insult the poster above' thread?

Ironsmith
2019-03-06, 05:23 PM
Complex enough to keep your attention, while simple enough to stay with you. OoooOOOOH!

I like my ladies like I like my ballistics.

Crisis21
2019-03-06, 05:30 PM
Powerful and accurate.


I like my ladies the way I like my medicine.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-06, 05:40 PM
Bitter, but ultimately for your own good.

I like my men like I like my milk chocolate.

HalfTangible
2019-03-06, 08:10 PM
Tasty but gone in an hour, tops.

I like my women like I like my clothes...

Brolgeta
2019-03-06, 08:36 PM
Drenched and on a spin cycle.

I like my women like I like my cars...

Magic_Hat
2019-03-07, 05:13 AM
I like my women like I like my cars...

Overpriced, flashy, needing constant repairs and maintenance, replaced every ten year, but always getting you where you need to go.:smallwink:

I like my women like I like my toasters.

HalfTangible
2019-03-07, 12:14 PM
Warm and always able to surprise.

I like my women like I like my dinner...

@V: ........ gross.

Korith
2019-03-07, 12:18 PM
Vegetables.

I like my women like I like my mad science

Ironsmith
2019-03-07, 02:34 PM
Bubbly, but ethically dubious.

I like my ladies the way I like my cheeses.

HalfTangible
2019-03-07, 03:24 PM
Melting.

I like my women like I like my computers...

Korith
2019-03-07, 03:53 PM
Online.

I like my women like I like my Macaroni and Cheese.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-07, 03:55 PM
Rich and comforting.

I like my men like I like a day at the beach.

Magic_Hat
2019-03-07, 07:50 PM
I like my men like I like a day at the beach.

Wet, hot, and (like the sand) there's some aspect that gets everywhere

I like my women like I like my episodes of Star Trek the original series.

sengmeng
2019-03-09, 01:47 PM
Entertaining me with stiff acting, bad makeup, clumsy fights, and trying to be subtle with obvious social messages.






I like my women like I like my electrical wiring

Ironsmith
2019-03-09, 01:58 PM
Unlikely to burn my house down or go out when I need it. (Come to think of it, I like my everything that way...)

I like my ladies like I like my bike.

HalfTangible
2019-03-09, 02:09 PM
You never forget how to r
Problems are usually easy to fix.

I like my women like I like my popcorn...

Magic_Hat
2019-03-09, 03:17 PM
I like my women like I like my popcorn...

Costing you way too much money at the movie theaters and bad for your health.

I like my women like I like my Dickensian literature.

Ironsmith
2019-03-09, 04:06 PM
Snarky, yet classy.

I like my ladies like I like my uranium.

HalfTangible
2019-03-09, 04:16 PM
Powerful but liable to kill you if you're not careful.

I like my ladies like I like my movies

Magic_Hat
2019-03-09, 04:31 PM
I like my ladies like I like my movies

A multimedia experience combining audible sound and still images played at a fast enough pace to create the illusion of movement that Hollywood has mostly ruined by turning this medium into a exploit to make money via insulting pathetic overused cliches and product placement?:smallconfused:

I like my women like I like my Christmas cookies.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-09, 04:55 PM
Sweet and cheery.

I like my men like I like my ghost stories.

Ironsmith
2019-03-10, 02:39 AM
"...And he was never heard from again."

I like my ladies like I like my (computer) mice.

Korith
2019-03-10, 11:07 AM
With a couple of buttons that are easy to push.

Like my women do I like I like the Jedi.

sengmeng
2019-03-10, 12:33 PM
Intuitive and sensitive, but not afraid to use the Force.






I like my women like I like my political scandals

Ironsmith
2019-03-11, 02:50 PM
Way more fun to talk about than to be involved in?

I like my ladies like I like my bagpipes.

farothel
2019-03-11, 03:17 PM
The missing link between noise and sound.

I like my ladies like I like my bycicles.

HalfTangible
2019-03-11, 03:38 PM
Repetitious?


I like my ladies like I like my bike.


You never forget how to r
Problems are usually easy to fix.

I like my women like I like my soda.

Korith
2019-03-11, 03:58 PM
Explosive when shaken.


I like my women like I like my fine dining establishments

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-11, 05:14 PM
Classy, but more than you can probably afford.

I like my men like I like my Monkees episodes. (I suggest a quick side-trip to YouTube if this is too obscure for the next person to come along.)

Scarlet Knight
2019-03-11, 05:53 PM
Hey, I watched the Monkees! :smallsmile:

...whimsically funny and musical.

I like my women like my Latin Masses....

HalfTangible
2019-03-11, 06:04 PM
Holy beyond measure, beautiful beyond compare, and enchanting to the point of rapture.

I like my women like I like my C++ programs...

Ironsmith
2019-03-11, 09:03 PM
A pain in the ass to understand, but very efficient once you're both on the same page.

I like my ladies like I like my card games.

Anonymouswizard
2019-03-12, 07:19 AM
Competitive and focused on tricks.

Alternatively, on motorcycles.

I like my men like I like my procrastination.

Korith
2019-03-12, 08:48 AM
Always making plans, but never following through.

I like my women like I like my bacon.

Crisis21
2019-03-12, 10:50 AM
Sizzling hot.


I like my gals the way I like my storms.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-12, 04:41 PM
Intense enough to leave you breathless.

I like my men like I like my birthdays.

sengmeng
2019-03-12, 04:54 PM
Coming once a year.





I like my women like I like my crayons

HalfTangible
2019-03-12, 05:43 PM
Surprising, full of gifts and cheer.

Colorful and bright.

I like my women like I like my women...

Ironsmith
2019-03-12, 06:04 PM
I like them.

I like my ladies like I like my craps games.

Korith
2019-03-13, 01:06 PM
Sometimes on a table, sometimes on the ground.

I like my women like I like my neuropeptides.

HalfTangible
2019-03-13, 01:15 PM
Good communicators.

I like my women like I like my computer servers...

sengmeng
2019-03-14, 08:11 PM
If it was "I like my women like I dislike my computer servers" I'd say "constantly going down."

But I guess...

Giving me uninterrupted access to Facebook and Instagram and making it a point to know everything about me.





I like my women like I like my shadowy government organizations

Ironsmith
2019-03-14, 09:47 PM
Watching you fa-

Hard to scrutinize, and morally questionable, but once you're in them, whoa boy, the party don't ever stop.

I like my ladies like I like my cheerios.

HalfTangible
2019-03-14, 09:54 PM
Covered in honey.

I like my women like I like RPG sourcebooks...

Dr.Gunsforhands
2019-03-15, 12:48 AM
"Completely unbalanced - in all the best ways!" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0862.html)

I like me men like I like me forges.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-15, 01:18 AM
Flaming hot.

I like my men like I like my ice cream.

Ironsmith
2019-03-15, 01:26 AM
Cool and sweet.

I like my ladies like I like my games.

HalfTangible
2019-03-15, 01:58 AM
With high replay value.

I like my women like I like my music...

sengmeng
2019-03-15, 05:44 AM
Covered in honey

I thought I was the only one!


...like my music
From the 80's, upbeat, and only listened to when I feel like it.



I like my men like I like my zombie plans

Korith
2019-03-15, 11:53 AM
hard to kill and attracted to brains.

I like my women like I like my Dromaius Novaehollandiae

Ironsmith
2019-03-15, 12:48 PM
Not pecking your eyes out.

I like my ladies like I like my dictionary.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-15, 02:04 PM
Full of valuable knowledge that always comes in handy!

I like my men like I like baked goods.

HalfTangible
2019-03-15, 02:06 PM
Pipin' hot!

I like my women like I like my refrigerators...

Korith
2019-03-15, 03:47 PM
Running all the time.

I like my women like I like a summer's day.

Ironsmith
2019-03-16, 12:45 AM
Hot and sticky.

I like my ladies like I like my telegraph.

farothel
2019-03-16, 05:50 AM
Both long and short in quick succession.

I like my partners like I like my MCU movies

sengmeng
2019-03-16, 09:58 AM
Giving me laughs and action, introducing me to a wide variety of interesting characters and exotic locales, but taking half of everything in the end.





I like my women like I like my classic SNL skits

Magic_Hat
2019-03-16, 02:45 PM
I like my women like I like my classic SNL skits

Not suitable for children, loaded with pop culture or political references, and worth staying up late for because they always put a smile on your face.

I like my women like I like my Harry Potter plot twists.

Xihirli
2019-03-19, 01:42 PM
Killing Dumbledore.

I take my cuddle-chums how I take my tea.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-19, 03:37 PM
Warm, with a hint of spice.

I like my men like I like my clouds.

Magic_Hat
2019-03-19, 05:29 PM
I like my men like I like my clouds.

Big, fluffy, without form, and at any moment ready to turn into a down poor and attack you with lightning. Either that or the protagonist of a JRPG.


Killing Dumbledore.

Woah! Spoilers for a decade old piece of literature everyone knows about.:smallwink:

I like my women like I like my low budget stop motion animations.

Neli42
2019-03-20, 08:56 AM
Inexpensive and oddly charming.


I like my snuggle bunnies the way I like my Saturday mornings.

Xihirli
2019-03-20, 08:59 AM
Woah! Spoilers for a decade old piece of literature everyone knows about.:smallwink:

I tried to come up with something from the wacky Credence twist from the recent one but I didnít understand or care about it so I gave up.


Full of too much hope.

I like my humans like I like my bags of lint.

Korith
2019-03-20, 04:05 PM
Firm on the outside, soft on the inside, and somewhat lacking in the realm of solid substance.

I like my women like I like my business meetings

Magic_Hat
2019-03-20, 05:04 PM
I like my women like I like my business meetings

Lacking emotional depth, boring, but ultimately cost efficient in the long run.

I like my women like I like my Hollywood remakes.

HalfTangible
2019-03-20, 06:27 PM
Liar. Nobody likes Hollywood remakes.

I like my women like I like my workouts...

Magic_Hat
2019-03-20, 06:38 PM
I like my women like I like my workouts...

Exhausting, but ultimately good for you.

I like my women like I like my road trips.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-20, 06:38 PM
Liar. Nobody likes Hollywood remakes.

I think I just heard the sound of a nail being hit squarely on the head! :smallbiggrin:


I like my women like I like my road trips.

Fun-filled, and full of discoveries.

I like my men like I like my beaches.

HalfTangible
2019-03-20, 07:56 PM
Making things hot and wet.

I like my women like I like my music...

Korith
2019-03-21, 12:42 PM
I like my women like I like my music...

400 years old and up.

I like my women like I like my oatmeal

Ironsmith
2019-03-21, 12:46 PM
Lacking in taste?

I like my ladyfolk like I like my youtubers.

thisdude9001
2019-03-21, 02:14 PM
overly energetic and mostly controversial

I like my women like I like my fast food...

Magic_Hat
2019-03-21, 02:15 PM
I like my women like I like my fast food...

Convenient, cheap, and ultimately bad for your health.

I like my women like I like my soap opera cliffhangers.

HalfTangible
2019-03-21, 02:23 PM
Keeping you longing.

I like my women like I like my soda...

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-21, 02:27 PM
Bubbly and addictive.

I like my men like I like my Zelda games.

Xihirli
2019-03-21, 03:37 PM
Full of dangerous puzzles and monsters that explode into purple smoke.

I like my doms like I like my sword acupuncture.

Ironsmith
2019-03-21, 03:51 PM
I... I don't even know how to finish that. Thorough, I guess?

I like my ladies like I like my buildings.

Magic_Hat
2019-03-21, 04:15 PM
I like my ladies like I like my buildings.

A feat of architecture that multiple people can fit inside of and is used for shelter, commerce, meetings, sporting events, and the arts to name a few?:smallconfused:

I like my women like I like my sentences that end in a question mark for no reason?

HalfTangible
2019-03-21, 05:05 PM
Yours?

I like my women like I like my other women...

sengmeng
2019-03-21, 07:37 PM
Unaware of each other.





I like my women like I like my cults

Xihirli
2019-03-21, 08:08 PM
Adoring, devoted and potentially homicidal.

I like my cuddlechums like I like my grapple rules.

HalfTangible
2019-03-21, 08:10 PM
It involves a lot of wrestling.

I like my women like I like my RPG groups...

Dr.Gunsforhands
2019-03-21, 10:31 PM
...which stands to reason, because it's nice to be with people I get along with and who share my interests.

I like me men like I like me streets.

Ironsmith
2019-03-21, 10:50 PM
Clean and free of crime.

I like my ladies the way I like my deodorant.

Magic_Hat
2019-03-21, 11:03 PM
I like my ladies the way I like my deodorant.

Reliable and most useful when one is sweaty.

I like my women like I like my free 30 day trials.

HalfTangible
2019-03-21, 11:56 PM
Easily exploitable to keep using long past the trial period?! :smalleek: You pig :smalltongue:

I like my women like I like my textbooks...

Magic_Hat
2019-03-22, 12:49 AM
I like my women like I like my textbooks...

Surprisingly heavy and obsolete after a few years.

I like my women like I like my pizza that's free because it's been over 30 minutes.

Ironsmith
2019-03-22, 01:04 AM
Cold and only yours because it's not like anyone else will take it?

I like my ladies like I like my donuts.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-22, 02:30 AM
Too darned enjoyable for your own good.

I like my men like I like my writing prompts.

thisdude9001
2019-03-22, 08:10 AM
Intriguing with easy to predict plot twists

I like my women like I like my Science and Engineering Practices

Xihirli
2019-03-22, 08:18 AM
In keeping with methodological naturalism always trying to expand our knowledge and capabilities.

I lurve my partners like I lurve my summoning rituals.

Korith
2019-03-22, 09:26 AM
In the dark, with lots of chanting and candles.

I like my ladies like I like my cheese

Magic_Hat
2019-03-22, 03:14 PM
I like my ladies like I like my cheese

Going with wine.

I like my (human gender) like I like my Mad Libs.

HalfTangible
2019-03-22, 03:16 PM
(positive aspect)

I like my women like I like my protagonists...

@V: Protagonists can be of either gender, Hat -.-

Magic_Hat
2019-03-22, 06:11 PM
I like my women like I like my protagonists...

Well most protagonists are male so...is this a paradox?

I like my women like I like my paradoxes.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-22, 06:40 PM
Confusing, and bound to give you a headache.

I like my men like I like my fleece blankets.

Magic_Hat
2019-03-22, 07:00 PM
I like my men like I like my fleece blankets.

Warm that wraps around you.

I like my women like I like my women like I like my women like I like my women like I like my women like I like my women like I like my broken records.

Xihirli
2019-03-22, 09:10 PM
Off the record player, please.

I like my beautiful non-binary partners in a very similar way to the way I like my hats.

Magic_Hat
2019-03-24, 01:47 AM
I like my beautiful non-binary partners in a very similar way to the way I like my hats.

Always going over your head.

I like my women like I like my archaic words and phrases.

HalfTangible
2019-03-24, 01:55 AM
Incredibly old.

I like my women like I like my mythology...

Ironsmith
2019-03-24, 02:06 AM
Exaggerated into impossibility.

I like my ladies like I like my internet forums.

thisdude9001
2019-03-25, 07:57 AM
Active and ready to mingle

I like my women like I like 1 mole at STP 22.4e

farothel
2019-03-25, 11:45 AM
Uncomprehensable to regular people.

I like my woman like I like my National Geographic documentaries.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-25, 02:24 PM
Endlessly fascinating.

I like my men like I like my National Geographic special edition publications.

HalfTangible
2019-03-25, 02:30 PM
Rare, nearly unique.

I like my women like I like my water slides...

sengmeng
2019-03-25, 02:33 PM
Wet, and ready to shoot out kids alrmingly fast.






I like my women like I like my toasters

Magic_Hat
2019-03-25, 11:28 PM
I like my women like I like my toasters

Smoking hot?

I like my women like I like my refrigerators.

HalfTangible
2019-03-25, 11:33 PM
Ya better go catch her

: D


... I like my women like I like my puns...

Ironsmith
2019-03-25, 11:40 PM
Groan-inducing.

I like my ladies like I like my scuba gear...

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-26, 12:17 AM
Keeping you breathing when you get in over your head.

I like my men like I like my pillows.

Magic_Hat
2019-03-26, 12:40 AM
I like my men like I like my pillows.

Soft, fluffy, and always waiting for you when you go to bed.

I like my women like I like my gravy boats.

Eternis
2019-03-26, 02:09 AM
Full of warmth and on my table.

I like my ??? like I like my mathematical representations...

Dr.Gunsforhands
2019-03-26, 03:20 AM
Clean, intuitive, and ideally, correct!

I like me men like I like me ships.

Scarlet Knight
2019-03-26, 06:05 AM
Tall, responsive, with the perfect combination of knots and wood.

I like my ladies like my NCAA basketball teams...

Korith
2019-03-26, 09:55 AM
Competing for your admiration

I like my women like I like my recursive algorithms.

CyberiadQueen
2019-03-26, 04:59 PM
Over most peoples' heads.

I like my men like I like my Renaissance poetry.

HalfTangible
2019-03-26, 06:28 PM
Smart, aged like fine wine, and romantic.

I like my women the way I like my cough medicine...

Ironsmith
2019-03-27, 05:09 PM
Over the counter.

I like my ladies like I like my placebos.

Magic_Hat
2019-03-27, 05:20 PM
I like my ladies like I like my placebos.

Functional only in your head and not good for your health.

I like my women like I like my sporks.

sengmeng
2019-03-28, 05:48 AM
Good for when you need to fork or spoon.







I like my women like I like my emojis

Magic_Hat
2019-03-29, 12:04 AM
I like my women like I like my emojis

The inspiration for quite possibly the worst computer animated children's film.

I like my women like I like Watership Down.

Dr.Gunsforhands
2019-03-29, 01:49 AM
They're big into mythology, take themselves seriously, and are all dressed up as bunnies for some reason.

I like me men like I like me cattle.

Ironsmith
2019-03-29, 02:10 AM
Mostly for their milk.

...

ANYhoo...

I like my ladies like I like my chicken.

HalfTangible
2019-03-29, 09:46 AM
With good legs.

I like my women like I like my migraine pills...

Korith
2019-03-29, 11:55 AM
Two in the morning, two at night.

I like my women like I like my sudoku puzzles

Lvl 2 Expert
2019-03-29, 12:06 PM
I like my women like I like my sudoku puzzles

Hard to figure out, easy to give up on.

I like my women like I like my forum topics:

sengmeng
2019-04-01, 12:30 PM
Initially introduced to me over the internet as a result of my interest in Dungeons & Dragons, flirting around the edge of good taste, and giving me a few laughs and late night entertainment.






I like my women the way I like my sports

HalfTangible
2019-04-01, 12:35 PM
Sweaty yet satisfying.

I like my women like I like my video games...

Ironsmith
2019-04-01, 01:59 PM
Vigorously applying the joystick.

I like my ladies like I like my soda.

Eternis
2019-04-01, 09:25 PM
Bubbly, sweet, and wet when I'm thirsty.

I like my waffles like I like my potential dating partners...

HalfTangible
2019-04-01, 09:26 PM
Slightly toasted and covered in syrup? :smallconfused: I mean whatever floats your boat, mate.

I like my women the way I like my burgers...

Magic_Hat
2019-04-02, 06:00 AM
I like my women the way I like my burgers...

Served by a mustached man named Bob who sounds like that guy Archer from that show Archer.

I like my women like I like my H. Jon Benjamin sitcoms.

Korith
2019-04-02, 09:13 AM
At least one pun or explosion per episode.

I like my women like I like my escape rooms

Magic_Hat
2019-04-02, 10:35 AM
I like my women like I like my escape rooms

Confusing and best enjoyed by a group a friends.

I like my women like I like my Homer Simpsons quotes.

Neli42
2019-04-03, 11:59 AM
Often dumbfoundingly droll, occasionally dumbfoundingly brilliant.

I like my men like I like my worship services.

sengmeng
2019-04-03, 12:29 PM
Short and telling me I'm going to Hell.








I like my women like I like my paperwork.

HalfTangible
2019-04-03, 12:46 PM
"I like my women like I like my paperwork."
So you're gay, then?

I like my women like I like my anti-humor.

Korith
2019-04-03, 02:03 PM
I like my women like I like my anti-humor.


Somewhere between sarcastic and serious, but you can't ever really tell.

I like my women like I like my breakfast cereals

CyberiadQueen
2019-04-03, 02:34 PM
I like my women like I like my breakfast cereals

Sugary, and only mildly more nutritious than a cardboard box.

I like my men like I like my Mythbusters references.

sengmeng
2019-04-04, 12:29 PM
"I like my women like I like my paperwork."
So you're gay, then?

No, I like them both stacked and on my desk.

Xihirli
2019-04-04, 12:53 PM
Sugary, and only mildly more nutritious than a cardboard box.

I like my men like I like my Mythbusters references.

Immediately followed with an explosion.

I like my snugglers like I like my card games.

HalfTangible
2019-04-04, 01:00 PM
Immediately followed with an explosion.

I like my snugglers like I like my card games.

On a flat surface. Mostly face-up, but sometimes face-down, and usually on a table.

I like my women like I like my fantasy worlds...


No, I like them both stacked and on my desk.
Dude, don't do that. If I responded to every answer I didn't like I'd never post anything else. -.- At least put up a response, too.

Korith
2019-04-04, 03:23 PM
I like my women like I like my fantasy worlds....

Brightly colored with a clear line between good and evil


I like my women like I like my spreadsheets

sengmeng
2019-04-04, 04:41 PM
Dude, don't do that. If I responded to every answer I didn't like I'd never post anything else. -.- At least put up a response, too.

Well, I didn't see an answer I didn't like, but rather a non-attempt to answer at all. My response was meant to show that you could have kept the format going. But... Yes, I think I should have also addressed the next one in line, so...






I like my women like I like my spreadsheets

Simplifying what I used to do by hand


I like my women like I like my text shortcuts

HalfTangible
2019-04-04, 05:23 PM
Well, I didn't see an answer I didn't like, but rather a non-attempt to answer at all. My response was meant to show that you could have kept the format going. But... Yes, I think I should have also addressed the next one in line, so...

That WAS an answer. :smallannoyed: I made a joke at the expense of paperwork. Several people have done answers that were "non-attempts to answer". I kept the format going as I chose.


I like my women like I like my text shortcuts

Push the buttons just right and you'll get exactly what you want.

I like my women like I like my Initiative rolls...

Ironsmith
2019-04-04, 09:59 PM
Done once and then promptly forgotten? Seeing you finish last? Difficult to approach without a lot of feat? (Eh, that last one's kinda a stretch...)

I like my ladies like I like my fishing trips.

CyberiadQueen
2019-04-04, 10:23 PM
I like my ladies like I like my fishing trips.

"You should've seen the one that got away."

I like my men like I like my fuzzy socks.

Xihirli
2019-04-04, 11:30 PM
"You should've seen the one that got away."

I like my men like I like my fuzzy socks.

Warm from coming out of the dryer.

I like my humans like I like my talcum powder.

HalfTangible
2019-04-04, 11:36 PM
All over everything.

I like my human women like I like my drow women...

Ironsmith
2019-04-05, 01:45 AM
Trying to murder you?

I like me human ladies the way I like me dwarven lasses.

Dr.Gunsforhands
2019-04-05, 03:10 AM
...which I guess makes sense, since the qualities that make one a good partner don't really vary with height...
Och, yer nae gettin' it. He means he likes a woman who knows a good hangover cure.

Speakin' of, I like me men like I like me hangover cures.

Xihirli
2019-04-05, 09:42 AM
Effective and easily accessible after a night of partying.

I love my cuddle-chums like I love my beam struggles.

Korith
2019-04-05, 02:05 PM
Flashy but very impractical.

I like my women like I like my nuclear launch codes

HalfTangible
2019-04-05, 02:46 PM
"In my hands and no one else's."

I like my women like I like my pillows...

Magic_Hat
2019-04-05, 02:52 PM
I like my women like I like my pillows...

Always waiting for you in bed.

I like my women like I like my two part cliffhangers.

CyberiadQueen
2019-04-05, 03:34 PM
Leaving you breathless and eager for more.

I like my men like I like my origami.

Dr.Gunsforhands
2019-04-05, 03:37 PM
Edit: Shoot, ninja'd, um um um... colorful and attractive and kind of melts if you get your wet hands on them?

I'd like a matesprit that's like late-night television...

CyberiadQueen
2019-04-05, 03:38 PM
You never know what they're going to do next, but you'll love them for it either way.

:smalleek: I sorta get the impression that you don't know what origami is...


I'd like a matesprit that's like late-night television...

Sarcastic and keeping you up past your bedtime.

Magic_Hat
2019-04-05, 04:32 PM
:smalleek: I sorta get the impression that you don't know what origami is...



Sarcastic and keeping you up past your bedtime.


:smallconfused:

I like my women like I like post in Silly Message Board Games that remember to prompt the next poster.:smallwink:

HalfTangible
2019-04-05, 05:01 PM
Nice to fall asleep to/with. Silly, fun and most importantly, reliable.

I like my women like I like my BBEGs...

Xihirli
2019-04-05, 05:06 PM
Overcomplicating the methods to get what they want while simultaneously eroding their chances at redemption.

I love my partners like I love my anti-itching cream.

Magic_Hat
2019-04-05, 06:08 PM
I love my partners like I love my anti-itching cream.

Soothing.

I like my women like I like my dated '90s slang.

CyberiadQueen
2019-04-05, 06:15 PM
I like my women like I like my dated '90s slang.

Hep. Groovy. Boss. Bitchin'. (I may have grown up in the Nineties, but, paradoxically, I can only remember slang that's older than me. Go figure.)

I like my men like I like my Red Skelton sketches.

Magic_Hat
2019-04-06, 11:08 AM
I like my men like I like my Red Skelton sketches.

Bringing a smile to your face.

I like my women like I like my Batman villains.

Xihirli
2019-04-06, 12:10 PM
Calendar themed.

I like my lovelies like I like my Disney Direct to VHS sequels.

HalfTangible
2019-04-06, 12:12 PM
Liar. Nobody likes Disney direct-to-VHS sequels.

I like my women like I like my water...

Magic_Hat
2019-04-06, 01:22 PM
I like my women like I like my water...

Salty and containing fish waste?

I like my women like I like my all expenses paid vacations.

Tube Wizard
2019-04-06, 08:22 PM
Far, far away.

I like my women like I like my chicken.

Dr.Gunsforhands
2019-04-06, 11:56 PM
Baked.

I like my partners the way Bill and Ted like their adventures:

Xihirli
2019-04-07, 12:57 AM
Most Excellent.

I like my likers like I like my games of Clue.

farothel
2019-04-07, 05:01 AM
With Mrs. Peacock in the library.

I like my partners like I like my SAS programs.

Mister Tom
2019-04-07, 08:50 AM
Fully compatible with my operating system.

ILMM/WLILM ILMM/WLILM thread...

Magic_Hat
2019-04-07, 03:21 PM
ILMM/WLILM ILMM/WLILM thread...

Confusing and pointlessly abbreviated.

I like my women like I like my enchanted headgear.

HalfTangible
2019-04-07, 04:10 PM
Always on my mind.

I like my women like I like my Bible quotes...

Magic_Hat
2019-04-07, 04:23 PM
I like my women like I like my Bible quotes...

Not appropriate for these forums.

I like my women like I like my Star Wars quotes.

Xihirli
2019-04-07, 04:25 PM
Condemning worship of war.

The manner in which I grow infatuated with a person brings to mind a similar process by which I become infatuated with chairs. You see...

CyberiadQueen
2019-04-07, 04:36 PM
You prefer them comfy and overstuffed.

I like my men like I like my daydreams.

Magic_Hat
2019-04-07, 06:59 PM
I like my men like I like my daydreams.

Fictional?:smallconfused:

I like my women like I like my Star Trek quotes.

farothel
2019-04-08, 11:05 AM
A doctor, not a one-liner machine.

I like my partners like I like my paycheck.

sengmeng
2019-04-08, 12:31 PM
Steady, large, and taking care of my needs.






I like my women like I like my sandwiches

Magic_Hat
2019-04-08, 01:45 PM
I like my women like I like my sandwiches

Meaty.

I like my women like I like my Harrison Ford films.

Ironsmith
2019-04-08, 07:11 PM
Both undoubtedly badass and absolutely hilarious.

I like my ladies like I like my nerd conventions.

Magic_Hat
2019-04-08, 10:19 PM
I like my ladies like I like my nerd conventions.

Stressful, weird outfits, and probably giving you an illness.

I like my women like I like my roller coasters.

Korith
2019-04-09, 09:42 AM
Supported by steel beams while you ride them.

I like my women like I like my shotguns

Eternis
2019-04-09, 10:51 AM
Powerful, and more potent from a distance than movies give them credit for.

I like my men like I like my cabinets...

Xihirli
2019-04-09, 12:59 PM
Once you open them up, you forget why.

I love my peopleís likes I love my tablecloths.

sengmeng
2019-04-09, 01:35 PM
Lovely to look at when stretched across my table and illuminated by candlelight.







I like my women like I like my letters to the editor

CyberiadQueen
2019-04-09, 02:20 PM
Highly opinionated.

I like my men like I like my literature.

HalfTangible
2019-04-09, 02:39 PM
Rich, deep, and with more to discover every time you go back.

I like my women like I like my moral choice mechanics...

Korith
2019-04-09, 03:30 PM
pinned down on a diagram.

I like my women like I like my jeans

Magic_Hat
2019-04-09, 04:18 PM
I like my women like I like my jeans

With two legs?:smallconfused:

I like my women like I like my Silly Message Board Game Threads that reach 50 pages and need a new thread. *hint* *hint*
Side note: I've been planning on using this one for several page threads now.

Eternis
2019-04-13, 03:38 AM
Ended by my hands.*

See you on the next thread, y'all!

*Note: This phrase is not meant to imply anything as to the twisted desires of myself and/or the poster above me. Wink.