knightsaline
2007-03-14, 03:32 AM
Invisible nanny
conjuration (summoning)
sorc/wiz 0
Components: S Casting Time: instant action
Range: N/A
Target: one child
Duration: Instantaneous (D)
Saving Throw: N/A
Spell Resistance: N/A
This spell brings into being an invisible nanny that manifests when the caster has something better to do than look after the child. the child is fed and looked after, growing faster than normal. the caster must be careful to not look for or mention the child, lest the free childcare suddenly be dispelled.
this spell isn't really meant to be taken seriously. the spell was inspired by an interesting dilemma that seems to be found in Deepforests soaps. Any child under the age of 14 seems to not really be seen unless their parent is running away from an abusive partner, the parent is alcoholic or has some other story-worthy affliction. once the child has turned 14, they seem to operate as if they were an adult.
conjuration (summoning)
sorc/wiz 0
Components: S Casting Time: instant action
Range: N/A
Target: one child
Duration: Instantaneous (D)
Saving Throw: N/A
Spell Resistance: N/A
This spell brings into being an invisible nanny that manifests when the caster has something better to do than look after the child. the child is fed and looked after, growing faster than normal. the caster must be careful to not look for or mention the child, lest the free childcare suddenly be dispelled.
this spell isn't really meant to be taken seriously. the spell was inspired by an interesting dilemma that seems to be found in Deepforests soaps. Any child under the age of 14 seems to not really be seen unless their parent is running away from an abusive partner, the parent is alcoholic or has some other story-worthy affliction. once the child has turned 14, they seem to operate as if they were an adult.