AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo

[Lord Magtok]

*The Zard-Magtok does as told.*

Is that the best you've got? Even Ayya could've thought of something better than that. With a knife sticking through her skull.

I think I'll go implode some minds at EVIL with some propaganda now. Feel free to come with me and watch the fireworks.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Well, yeah. I'm a little starved for time here, y'know? I'd appreciate it if someone helped me destroy Magtok's respect for Magtok. "

[Meynolds]

"Very interesting," says Meynolds (Player) sipping on a mysteriously appearing Romulan Ale, "You're going to spread propaganda to my minions? That's not very evil. But you are going to explode their heads, so all's good, or evil depending on how look at it. Everything is relative you know."

[Lord Magtok]

Not really. Your paladins are clearly as evil as us, and have no redeeming values at all. Nothing relative about that. Just a lot of disappointment.

[Saurous]

That-that's nice, Magto- Wait, WHAT?

I'm sorry, Zard-o-Mag, but I'm seeing someone already (I think). And I'm straight.

*He hits the device one last time, and it explodes in a firey pink blast. A pinkish liquid lands on Saurous' head*

ARGH! Well, I suppose that's what I get for using components from Castaras's kitchen. Someone get me a blindfold before something stupid happens.

'Kay.

*Happiness manifests, and walks off. He comes back with a piece of paper, and places it over Saurous's eyes*

Thank you, Happi-

Wait, this is a picture of....well, that can't be good.

[Lord Magtok]

I'd ask what it is Saurous, but I'm fairly certain I don't want to know.

And thanks for killing off that fool. He deserved death for letting Fullbladder some that close to annoying me.

[Meynolds]

"Actually, to them they are good, to the average civilian they are good. To you, and anyone with real knowledge, they are in the gray areas at best."

[Rex Idiotarum]

* Appears with Revolver *
* Shoots Random Person

Magtok
Saurous
Fullbladder
Meynolds (Player)
Pirate Monk
Fus.Weapon Leet
Self[roll0]

Fus. is Shot.
I'll ask questions later.

[Goblin Music]

@ saurous: What is it?

[Saurous]

Well, I can't really see what it is this close up, but the shape is familiar...

*He pulls the "blindfold" off*

Where the f*** did you get this picture?! :smalleek:

Your Perversion found it. Don't ask why.

Well...she is kind of- ACK! Quick, burn it before someone sees it.

'K.

[Goblin Music]

*Jumps up to look* Who is it?

[Meynolds]

"Moon Called I'll bet. But it could be Castaras..."

[Saurous]

*Jumps up to look* Who is it?

Wouldn't you like to know?

*The picture combusts abruptly before GM can see it. Happiness disappears again*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go clean this gunk out of my hair. And figure out what to do about the damned effects.

*He walks off, and tries to keep himself from walking towards the Female Quarters. He walks back to his room*

[Rex Idiotarum]

Hm... I'm going to have to map out this place some time.

Let's see, Well need The Obsevatory Tower (Rex's Quarter),
Magtok's Lab, The Kitchen, Saurous' Dwellings, Dorms (Boys' and Girls')

Dungeon

[Lord Magtok]

* Appears with Revolver *
Fus. is Shot.
I'll ask questions later.

Yay! I survived Rex's version of Russian Roulette!

And Saurous, I recently decided to throw all of Fus's dirty magazines into your room because I was too lazy to walk all the way to the fireplace. I hope you don't mind.


Hm... I'm going to have to map out this place some time.

There was a restaurant at one time...and I think Saurous shouldn't get his own special dwellings simply because he always goes crying into his room every other day because he misses MC. That's not fair.

[Saurous]

* Appears with Revolver *
* Shoots Random Person

Magtok
Saurous
Fullbladder
Meynolds (Player)
Pirate Monk
Fus.Weapon Leet
Self[roll0]

Fus. is Shot.
I'll ask questions later.

Phew, I survived. And Fus got shot! Wait, all of them?

And, I tossed all those into Rex's dwelling. I'm sure he Rex doesn't mind, does he?

[Lord Magtok]

Phew, I survived. And Fus got shot! Wait, all of them?

And, I tossed all those into Rex's dwelling. I'm sure he Rex doesn't mind, does he?

Knowing him, he'll actually thank you for them. Though I'm sure it'll be some completely insane way of thanking you that will actually hurt you.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*lies in blood puddle, twitching slightly*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Dodged the bullet there, eh?" [/badjoke]

"In other, related news: No worries, Maggie. I have other Camerazards. Thanks to my experiment involving your zardophobic clone, I have a better understanding of their powers. I'm gonna need that brain, though. Study the effects on the brain an' all that. I'm sure you understand."

Fullbladder scoops up what's left of Zard-o-Mag's head and scurries off.

[Goblin Music]

*Walks in to extra-dimensional house/room humming*

[Lord Magtok]

I understand. Just watch out for the self destruct thingies. You'll need a good hacking system to safely bypass them.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*is still very dead*

[Lord Magtok]

*A random cyborg paladin comes and ressurects Fus.*

Hey, what are you doing?!? Don't heal him, I was going to sell his corpse on E-Bay!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*wakes up*

[Lord Magtok]

No! Lie down again! You're dead! DEAD!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

What...?
*looks at blood puddle on ground*
*inspects bullet wound*

Umm...
*runs*

[Korith]

*messes with the universe*

Probability - (1d6)[43]

Victory!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

[roll0]

Will I die?

Yeah! I didn't!

[Castaras]

And I missed the fun again.

Gah, that's annoying.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Quiet.....

[Castaras]

Seems like it.

[Korith]

*blows up a rock*

Oops...that was a planet. Again.

[Castaras]

Nothing much lost then.

[Lord Magtok]

So...anyone here?

No?

I suppose I'll just find a way to torment Saurous by myself, then.

[Saurous]

Um, no. I don't think you'll be doing that, Magtok. I'd like you to meet Saur V2, for all your torturing needs.

*He pushes out a dull-looking Saurous in front of him*

Or you could just torture Happiness.

*Happiness manifests next to him*

You're...not still mad about what I did with the picture, are you?

Yes, yes I am.

...crap. :smallfrown:

[Lord Magtok]

Saur V2 looks a little smarter than you somehow, Saurous.

And Happiness, I'd like to show you something. First fetch me a small, innocent bunny. Then come here with it. *Secretly prepares a small, hand-held incinerating device.*

By the way Saurous, have you ever read the webcomic Looking For Group? I think I'm going to pull what Richard did on the first page.

[Madmal]

*a trout falls down from a portal, and it starts to flop around*

[Lord Magtok]

*a trout falls down from a portal, and it starts to flop around*

Wait, what? A trout? And no Destro? :smallconfused:

[Saurous]

Saur V2 looks a little smarter than you somehow, Saurous.

And Happiness, I'd like to show you something. First fetch me a small, innocent bunny. Then come here with it. *Secretly prepares a small, hand-held incinerating device.*

By the way Saurous, have you ever read the webcomic Looking For Group? I think I'm going to pull what Richard did on the first page.

First of all, quiet.

And second, yes, I do read that occasionally. Don't know how Happiness will react, though.

What's Looking For Group? If Saurous has read it, shouldn't I have, too?

No, I keep you out of external affairs. You just sort of sit in the back of my mind and tell me when I'm doing something Evil. I usually ignore you.

Well, shoot. I'll go get that bunny, then.

*Wanders away, and comes back with a horribly adorable, fluffy rabbit*

Will this do?

[Lord Magtok]

*Grabs the bunny by its ears.*

Now Happiness, I'm going to do things a little differently than Richard did.

This is what a Good person would do with a rabbit. *Pets rabbit.*

A Evil person does this. *Activates little fiery thing and slaughters the fuzzy little rat.*

I'm sure you already knew this. I just wanted to see the look on your face. Now excuse me while I go wash these rabies off my hand.

[Saurous]

*Happiness sits there quietly. His eye begins twitching*

You-you...you little F***! Look what you did to that rabbit!

*He draws out a large sword, and a flame comes from a concealed flamethrower above his left arm*

I'M GONNA KILL YOU! :smallfurious:

*He points the flamethrower towards Magtok, and fire billows out of it*

[Lord Magtok]

*Holds an offline MC in the way of the flame.*

Look what you've done! You killed poor Moon Called! :smallamused:

Hey, maybe we can get Maur here, and he can see what you did to his mom! HEY MAUR! COME SEE WHAT YER DAD DID! QUICK!

[Saurous]

*Maur doesn't come running, but a blast of energy hits Happiness (Or, Not-So-Happiness at this point)*

Alright, you little idiot, time to go back into your cage.

ARGH!

*Happiness collapses to the floor*

*Saurous hits Happiness in the face with another blast, and Happiness evaporates*

As for you, Magtok...

*Maur rushes in, and looks around*

What did you need me for, Magto-

:smalleek:

What in the....MAGTOK!

*Maur grabs a sword from the nearby "Oversized Greatsword Armory Shelf" and runs toward Magtok, swinging*

[Lord Magtok]

:smalleek: Crap. I knew we should've done this farther from Moon Called's shelf.

You wouldn't believe me if I submitted to a magical lie detector test and told you Happiness did it, would you? Thought not.

*Runs.*

[Castaras]

* Gets popcorn, and watches the epic battle *

[Nekulor]

*Sits down next to castaras and watches, with a bottle of vodka*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*opens up betting table*

ODDS:
Magtok: 135:1
Maur: 2:1

[Castaras]

* Walks over to betting table *

I'll bet that one of them wins!

[Nekulor]

My bet is on maur. Here's 750,00 to cover it.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*puts 750,00 in metal case*

Okay! Here's your ticket.

*hands ticket to Nekulor*

[Castaras]

Wait...you gonna actually be fair with the betting? :smalleek:

* Takes popcorn and watches *

[Saurous]

Get your metallic butt back here, Magtok!

Summon Monster I!

*A human-sized centipede appears next to Maur, and they both chase after Magtok. Saurous walks over to Castaras*

Ooh, popcorn. Can I have some?

[Castaras]

Sure, have this packet.

* Hands over popcorn * With personality sprinkles.

[Lord Magtok]

Hehehe. He's eating Cassie's popcorn? I think I may just get out of this alive. Just in case...

*Continues running, and activates a hologram showing Happiness killing MC.*

Are you watching this, Maur? This is your father's kinder side. If he's willing and enthusiastic about doing that, imagine what he'll do to you.

[Rex Idiotarum]

I'm bored.
Draws Gun

Magtok
Magtok
Rex Idiotarum
Magtok
Magtok

[roll0]

[Lord Magtok]

Woo! I actually survived!

[Castaras]

* Gasp *

Well we'll have to do something about that won't we Magtok?

[Saurous]

Um...thanks Castaras.

*He holds it in his hands, and tosses it at Fus in the betting booth*

Yes, yes he is.

Um, Magtok, you were the one that held MC up in front of you. The fire would have caused superficial damage to you, causing burns to the few organic parts you have. The metallic would only have heated up some, that's all. Basically, you would have been fine in this situation without using Moon as a shield, and wouldn't have Maur chasing after you with a greatsword.

*Maur continues the chase*

[Rex Idiotarum]

I don't know how I knew that would turn up as "3" but I did.
Probably why I'm the Diviner of the group.

[Castaras]

Eh probably.

* Eats uncontaminated popcorn *

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Only one bet?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Five radios, three thousand quatloos, a kumquat, and a goblin on Maur winning."

Fullbladder places the items mentioned, using Golbinus Grime, the goodly Goblin Lord, as the last 'item', on the counter of Fus's booth.

[Lord Magtok]

Basically, you would have been fine in this situation without using Moon as a shield, and wouldn't have Maur chasing after you with a greatsword.

*Maur continues the chase*

:smalleek:

*Continues running.*

...You could've told me the fire wasn't that strong.

Umm...lemme think...what choices do I have left? I suppose I could...no, no, too risky. Too humiliating. But I'm already going to die if I just run, so...

*The Magtok clone suddenly slumps to the ground, and the charred corpse of Moon Called slowly lifts itself off the ground, and waves to Maur.*

[Castaras]

Ooo, more drama!

* Grabs another packet of popcorn, eats one, then chokes *

Crap. I forgot about that one...

[Saurous]

:smalleek:

*Continues running.*

...You could've told me the fire wasn't that strong.


I didn't know how strong a setting Happiness was using, now did I? :smalltongue:


Umm...lemme think...what choices do I have left? I suppose I could...no, no, too risky. Too humiliating. But I'm already going to die if I just run, so...

*The Magtok clone suddenly slumps to the ground, and the charred corpse of Moon Called slowly lifts itself off the ground, and waves to Maur*.

......

Whaaaaaaaaa? :smallconfused:

[Castaras]

Wow. I feel weird...

* Staggers back to kitchen *

Note to self - do not try out new substances on self...strange affects may hehe be hehe formed.

Pretty stars...

* Falls over *

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder rushes over to Castaras. He checks for a pulse, and, finding one, sighs.

"It's worse than that, she's alive, Jim!"

[Castaras]

Oh really, am I alive?

* Gets up and staggers into kitchen *

Instant insanity...wewt...

[Lord Magtok]

*Moon Called continues to wave at Maur, not saying anything, as the Magtok clone suddenly gets up, dusts himself off, and sneaks way into his room while everybody is distracted by Moon Called.*

Thank gods for extremely thin strings, puppeteer clones, and playing dead. :smallbiggrin:

...now I better leave befoe they notice the guys with the strings in their hands that I nailed to the ceiling.

*Runs like hell (sneakily).*

[Goblin Music]

*Shoots one of the guys on the ceiling* then vanishes.

[Lord Magtok]

He's nailed to the ceiling, so he's used to the pain, and he's not really going anywhere, right? All you did was make some blood drip down...on Maur's head. Uh-oh. He's going to look at the ceiling soon.

...I'm really, really screwed today, aren't I? *Orders a bunch of robots and clones to guard the offending Magtok.* Well, I'm not going down without a fight. Lets see what that little bed-wetter can do.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Walls on either side of Magtok come alive as the chameleon-like Camerazards infesting them drop their protective camoflage and focus upon him in eager anticipation of what is to come...... Except the four or five that dislike gore. Those remain in their previous, camoflaged positions.

At the same time, Fullbladder moves over to the side of the little area, wearing his Druidic robes and a particularily McCoy-esque expression on his green face.

[Saurous]

*Maur looks up towards the cieling, and then turns towards the Magtok*

You little... :smallmad:

*He pulls a Sauron, and swings his blade at a group of the robots. It sends most of them scattering through the air.*

[Lord Magtok]

*Various robots and clones attempt to stop the Zards and Maur, but one Zard manages to get past them all, and accidently gets the main target's right arm.*

*Walks out of the mess of Zard, machine, Maur, and cyborg.*

Fullbladder, would you please explain why there's a Zard on my arm? And Maur, could we postpone this? I need to sort out this matter about a reptile chewing off my arm first.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"They are essentially biological filming machines. They are there to film the fight. Camera angles, man. Camera angles. We'll all get rich by putting it up on Pay Per View."

[Lord Magtok]

Sure...whatever.

Maur, lets continue now. I believe we left off with you screaming something about your mother being promiscuous. And your dad being a necrophilliac.

[PirateMonk]

Two trillion PP on Magtok when they resume.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Um, I believe you were screaming like a little baby, Magtok. And Maur was coming in all Dark Lord and such. Sorta like an awesomer cross between Batman, Sauron, and Megatron, really.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*takes all items betted and puts in small metal case*

[Saurous]

SHUT UP! :smallfurious:

*Maur flings the greatsword towards Magtok. He aims for the head*


Sure...whatever.

Maur, lets continue now. I believe we left off with you screaming something about your mother being promiscuous. And your dad being a necrophilliac.

Wait, WHAT?

[Lord Magtok]

"Um, I believe you were screaming like a little baby, Magtok. And Maur was coming in all Dark Lord and such. Sorta like an awesomer cross between Batman, Sauron, and Megatron, really.

Shaddap.

*Two balls of electricity form in Magtok's hands, as he slowly floats upwards and his robot eye locks on to Maur and emits a tiny aim-assisting laser. A pair of SMGs suddenly fly from a gun rack to Magtok's already dangerous hands*

Amazing what technology can do, huh? And I haven't even scratched the surface of my new functions that were installing while I retreated.


*Maur flings the greatsword towards Magtok. He aims for the head*

Speaking of scratching, you made a small mark on the metal side of my face. Very impressive.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Eh... speaking of which...."

The Camerazard on Magtok's arm explodes. In a fiery, explosion-y explosion of explosiveness. For seemingly no reason.

"I need to protect my investments."

Water pours out of every seem and crevice of one of the SMGs. A chihauhua outside explodes violently in a purple burst.

[Lord Magtok]

That hurt, Fullbladder. Wait...I thought both my arms were metal? This is odd...how did I feel pain?

[PirateMonk]

"Eh... speaking of which...."

The Camerazard on Magtok's arm explodes. In a fiery, explosion-y explosion of explosiveness. For seemingly no reason.

"I need to protect my investments."

Water pours out of every seem and crevice of one of the SMGs. A chihauhua outside explodes violently in a purple burst.

"So do I, my friend."

Lord Fullbladder's body is vaporized and his soul ejected to the Cosmic Nothing, where it is bound for 24 hours or until PirateMonk chooses to release him.
Meanwhile, Lord Magtok is completely healed.

[Lord Magtok]

Now that thats dealt with...

*Launches a pair of balls of electricity at Maur, as countless wall-mounted laser turrets fire lasers at the kid.*

[Nekulor]

*Nekulor sets up a greater wall of force around the kid*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Hello there, PirateMonk."

A familiar goblin looms up behind Piratemonk.

"Before you get started, I am not Fullbladder. You can tell by my 'closer to Spock' voice. I do, however, feel the same need to protect my investments."

Gallbladder chucks a grenade at Magtok, followed by a small bird of prey strapped to some ten pounds of plastic explosive.

[Goblin Music]

*shoots at the turrets* wake up and destroy some thing.

[Madmal]

*a random portal appears and 3 daggers are suddenly inserted into both Goblin Music's and Nekulor's bodies*

Now sit there..
and be quiet...
'cause we're trying to watch here!!

*the portal closes*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*while asleep*

Mmm...puppy. C'mere, puppy...who's a good puppy? You're a good puppy!

[Castaras]

* Grabs potions *

Must try reverse it...must try reverse...hehe...

* Pours potions into different vials. *

Ack, here goes nothing....

* Swallows potion. Looks round. *

An interesting predicament I am in. Logically I should carry on experimenting with different potion combinations. This is a better position than before.

[Generic_Imp]

*Perches on Magtok's scalp*

*Scratches Magtok's back with barbed tail*

[Rex Idiotarum]

* Sigh *
We have an Imp infestation as well?
O! Hello!

[Generic_Imp]

*Sniff*

Hello, tasty smelling pogo man. Mind if I nibble on your soul?

[Goblin Music]

Did someone say imp (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=020211)?

[Rex Idiotarum]

No, but the She Devil currently in possession of it would.
* Mutters something about Cat-girl Vampire Lycanthropes *
So, you've taken a liking to our resident Cyborg's Skull, eh?

[Mr. Moon]

*sticks head inside, looks around* I don't even want to know what you guys are doing.

[Generic_Imp]

Yes, Rex.
Cat-girl vampire lycanthropes?

[Saurous]

What in the- great, as if we didn't have enough stupid characters, we have an imp now? Do I need to get the imp-remover?

*Reaches for a shotgun*

[Rex Idiotarum]

My soul has been taken by the Ego Slayer.
'ere's a recent photo (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50161173/?q=by%3Aegoslayer+in%3Ascraps&qh=sort%3Atime)

O! Well, I'm Rex Idiotarum, Resident Diviner and Leader of AMEN.

[Castaras]

Interesting. How exactly do I get out of this predicament? Hmm.

* Heads back to kitchen *

Save some imp meat will you?

[Saurous]

How does it get so quiet around here? And how is Mom alive? I thought Magtok charred her.

*Maur shakes his head, and puts the greatsword back on the shelf*

[Mr. Moon]

*looks at Maur* What are you talking about? I am most certainly un-chared. And is that my greatsword?

[Castaras]

* Bang *

Crapohcrapohcrapohcrap. Hmm...maybe I should stay like this, all the evilness was oppressing me...

* Wanders out of kitchen *

Afternoon/evening/morning all.

[Saurous]

Actually, I just got it off this shelf.

*He points at the "Oversized Greatsword" shelf*

And if you're okay, then what's that?

*He points at the charred and now-rotting corpse that looks suspiciously like MC*

Technically, Happiness did that. Magtok killed a rabbit, and he went all Lou Ferrigno. With a flamethrower, apparently.

[Mr. Moon]

*looks at corspe*

...

Creepy.

Actualy, that's the shelf I keep my greatsword on. It's two size catagories to large for me, but you'd be surprised what homebrew feats can do.

Hey Castaras, I got Caw's body here. Wanna make me some chicken pot pie?

[Saurous]

Creepy indeed...

*Saurous kicks the corpse.*

So, is it a cloning experiment, time-warping, or look-alike? Or some other silly cause for this? :smallconfused:

[Mr. Moon]

Probably Cloning. I haven't gotten computer access for the past few days. Maggot must have gotten lonely. ;)

[Saurous]

.....

*Saurous's eye twitches*

Ow, my sanity. Again. :smallfrown:

[Castaras]

:eek:

So this is what happens eh? Maybe I should let something else take over.

* Grabs potion and drinks. Looks around *

Ha. Good and light found it too horrible for their tastes.

[Mr. Moon]

*chuclkes* Breaking people's sanity is fun.

[Saurous]

There isn't much more of my sanity to kill. I think it fell apart sometime between the time Korith started attacking with bullet-riddles, and the time Maur rode in on a giant taco.


And no perverted jokes about that.

[Castaras]

Me? Nah. I wouldn't make those sort of jokes. I'll leave you love birds to do what you want with each other. If you need me I'll be in the kitchen.

* Wanders off *

[Mr. Moon]

*throw's Caw's corpse into the kitchen* Make me lunch with him, please? Crow pot pie?

[Saurous]

Well, I got's to go find the second of the mighty Giant Tacos. There is only two in existence, and I already ate the other one.

*Wanders away*

Uh...huh...you- you do that, Maur. :smallconfused:

[Mr. Moon]

You see? This is what you get for letting him hang out with Fus and PM. *sigh*

[Saurous]

It wasn't exactly my intention to let him hang out with PM. He just sort of, did. And PM just godmods his way around it, and Maur went off on him about him not being h is father and all that. It was actually funny, the look on PirateMonk's face.

As for Fus, I've actually never really seen Maur and Fus speak for more than a sentence or two.

[Castaras]

Hmm...this goes in this...and maybe that into that vial...

* Massive Explosion *

Well crap.

[Mr. Moon]

Sure......

I still think we should keep a better eye on him.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Wait, Maur! Would you mind taking some goblins with you?! They need the experience!"

The Goblin Master chases the child out, pushing a small ragtag group of goblins at the superior being. (by which I mean Maur, because Maur is some freaky deaky Ultimate Being, while Full/Gallbladder is merely a being)

[Saurous]

Sure......

I still think we should keep a better eye on him.

Indeed.

*A massive fire-breathing taco suddenly rides in front of them, and Maur stands on top of it*

Ye-haw!

*Saurous smacks his forhead*

[Rex Idiotarum]

O! I could do that!
* Summons Beholder *
You Sit on Maur!
Who?
The Kid.
* The Beholder Sits on Maur, but weighs nothing because of Natural Buoyancy *

[Mr. Moon]

*pause* And Fullbladder. And Rex.

...

Maybe sending him to EVIL wouldn't be a bad thing. At lest he'd be... safe.

[Castaras]

Might as well stay incorporeal...

* Floats off into kitchen ruins again, fading away *

[Saurous]

I don't really trust anyone around here with him. Sending him to EVIL wouldn't be a horrible idea. I do not know how welcoming they'd be, seeing as he is both a Blackguard, and "AMEN spawn".

...speaking of sending one's child to EVIL, whatever happened to Fullbladder's son?

[Mr. Moon]

Fullbladder has a son? With who? *look of sheer, utter horrer*

[Saurous]

I tried not to think about that. Thanks a lot. :smalleek:

Anyways, I think it was a cloning experiment or something. He appeared when EVIL had gone inactive for a while, and we decided to make it a temporary daycare.

((And "horrer" really has a second "o" where the "e" is. This has been Saurous's Spelling Nazi moment))

[Mr. Moon]

...

Okay then... Creapy.

[Castaras]

Hmm...I wonder...:smallamused:

One good thing about being incorporeal is I can poke fun at anyone I like without fear of being murdered. Maybe I should die more often...

[Mr. Moon]

Do it and die be resurected, killed, and resurected again.

[Castaras]

Ah, but I can only be resurrected if I want to.

MC and Saurous in a tree
Doing what they shouldn't be!

[Saurous]

Ah, but I can only be resurrected if I want to.

MC and Saurous in a tree
Doing what they shouldn't be!


Yes, but you can be forcefully put into my service (being undead). Or I could just use a few spells known as "Disrupt Undead" or "Undeath to Death". :smallannoyed:

[Mr. Moon]

Ah, but I can only be resurrected if I want to.

MC and Saurous in a tree
Doing what they shouldn't be!

...

Damn you and your logic!

[Rex Idiotarum]

We could Banish You.

[Castaras]

Yes, but you can be forcefully put into my service (being undead). Or I could just use a few spells known as "Disrupt Undead" or "Undeath to Death". :smallannoyed:

You could try. :smallamused:

First comes love
Then comes marridge
Then comes Maur in a golden Taco!


We could Banish You.

And I would return.

[Mr. Moon]

Hmmm... that would work.

[Saurous]

...does anyone actually know some banishment spells? Rex?

[Mr. Moon]

I might be able to find some scrolls of Banishment...

*rummages through pile of scrolls*

[Saurous]

Hmm...

*He looks over her shoulder*

*Maur rides towards the kitchen. The Taco reers back, jumps up, and hits a wall in the kitchen. Hamburger meat goes flying, landing on most of the area around the kitchen-ruins. Maur walks out of the mess a few moments later*

That...was...AWESOME! :smallbiggrin:

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"The Son of Fullbladder was cast out of Evil. I believe it involved a toilet. But worry not, for though I cannot find him, no matter which method I use, he is in good hands. The thousand legions of the Goblin Empire ebb and flow across this world. It is unlikely any lone goblin would be alone for long."

"Plus, that little bonus of Ayya's and Castaras's DNA in the mix will keep him from being randomly killed. He's a goblin of the World now. And I can't locate him."

Gallbladder, for so he must remain until 24 hiours hae passed since PirateMonk banished Fullbladder back to the Cosmic Nothing, ponders something, stroking his chin. Then he runs off, returning with a harpoon. He runs off in a different direction with the aforementioned weapon, with no explanation given.

[Castaras]

Wait...where'd you get my DNA from hmm?

[Mr. Moon]

*sighs and pushes and mop and a bucket of non-toxic cleaner to Maur* Go clean up your mess.

[Saurous]

Aww...but- :smallfrown:

You heard her, clean it.

You guys are no fun... :smallyuk:

*He walks off, mumbling about not getting to do anything entertaining*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"It was long before you became unapproachable, Madam Castaras," a shout comes back from the hunting goblin. "Be assured, my ways were quite civil and unquestionably unevil... or gross."

[Mr. Moon]

Say, look what I found.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c306/XTREMEMADDENZ/NarutoOn4Kids.gif

4Kids, you must die. How could you take something as pure as Naruto and do... that? I'd rather Naruto be taken off air then fall into the claws of 4Kids.

[Saurous]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!! Shoot it! Shoot it!

Naruto does not deserve that. I mean, sure he is a ninja in an orange tracksuit, but no one deserves being controlled by 4kids. I have a few DVDs of 4kids' cartoons, and I am capable of using them as torture devices.

Let's...not speak of this again. I hate seeing "ninjas" dishonored in such a manner. That isn't my doing.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*comes back playing Mega Man X*

[PirateMonk]

*looks at corspe*

...

Creepy.

Actualy, that's the shelf I keep my greatsword on. It's two size catagories to large for me, but you'd be surprised what homebrew feats can do.

Hey Castaras, I got Caw's body here. Wanna make me some chicken pot pie?

You were also disintegrated by aliens.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*sounds an alarm*

TOO QUIET!

[Castaras]

Not much is going on here eh? * Sigh *

And here I am just a ghost of my former self... oh crap.

* Quickly goes back to kitchen *

[Mr. Moon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!! Shoot it! Shoot it!

Naruto does not deserve that. I mean, sure he is a ninja in an orange tracksuit, but no one deserves being controlled by 4kids. I have a few DVDs of 4kids' cartoons, and I am capable of using them as torture devices.

Let's...not speak of this again. I hate seeing "ninjas" dishonored in such a manner. That isn't my doing.

Very clever. And technicly, they're Shinobi. And like most Animes, you actualy have to start from the begining to understand what's going on, and for the plot to make sence. And then you have to get past the 20-episode hump, 'cause untill then Naruto doesn't really make much sense. I think I started on Episode Two.

[Saurous]

Very clever. And technicly, they're Shinobi. And like most Animes, you actualy have to start from the begining to understand what's going on, and for the plot to make sence. And then you have to get past the 20-episode hump, 'cause untill then Naruto doesn't really make much sense. I think I started on Episode Two.

Me am clever. :smallbiggrin:

Anyways, it does get confusing if you don't actually see everything. I think I only started watching on perhaps Epidode Four. It made almost no sense to me until they went back with the re-runs of the first few episodes. Insane shinobi...

[Mr. Moon]

I recomend you track down the Graphic Novels. They explain things better, but I like the anime better. It has extras that aren't in the book. Such as Tenten and Temari's battle.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Yeah, but then you're torn between Cannon (mangas) and Non-Cannon (anime), this anime is very infamous for it's non-cannon parts, 85 episodes not in the original Manga! I prefer reading the Manga because it is more violent, but the Anime is also worth watching.

[Saurous]

I'm actually not that much of a fan of Naruto. I find it entertaining to watch and read, but I don't read/watch it that much.


*SCHRK!*
*That was the sound of the conversation shifting, my friend*

*Maur wanders over, holding up the mop and bucket*

Alright. I cleaned the floor, mopped up all the hamburger meat, and put up new supports in the kitchen. Can I go do something violent now?

[Mr. Moon]

I love the extras. Plus, the anime is able to convey emotions better. When I watched the episode where Orochimaru changed his face, you should have seen me. When I read the manga version, I just shrugged and turned the page.

Edit: All right, but be back in an hour, okay? And if you go to a freinds house, phone me so I know where you are.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Here you go, *Hands Maur a Dagger and Draws Rapier *
Let's go spar.

^ True, and the Gender Confusion which the Mangas were famous for were cleared up alot. That guy that took care of Gaara was a Dude?!?

[Mr. Moon]

Hang on there, Rex. *walks over, pulls dagger out of Maur's hand, pulls rapier out of Rex's hands, hands the dagger to Rex and the rapier to Maur*

[Saurous]

Oka- aww. Mom, you're no fun. :smallfrown:

It's best that you don't spar with Rex, Maur. You may end up with you losing your sanity. Rex is Rex, after all.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Well, if I have both the Dagger and Rapier, this will get really unfair, really fast.

[Mr. Moon]

Whoops, typo!

Edit: There, fixed it.

[Saurous]

Oh, that works then. Still want to spar, Rex?

[Rex Idiotarum]

Aw, you can't handle that thing, It's made out of a plasticy thing. It's not sharp at all, it's power only comes from my speed. But, hey, you're not going to hit me with that, I can see your movements before you can even think of them, *Rex flips his hand, and with a flash tosses the Dagger at Maur, but catches it an inch before it hit's the kid's face* You still up?

[Mr. Moon]

Hmm... that does pose a problem. Here, Maur. *hands Maur a smaller version of her greatsword*

[Lord Magtok]

Hey everybody, I'm back!

...And you only got through 3 pages when I was out for a WHOLE DAY?!? This place really moves that slowly without me?

[Mr. Moon]

Nah. No one was on, thats all. Except me. I don't have a life.

[Rex Idiotarum]

I was on, but I really don't care about this thread.
Magtok, you call it.

[Castaras]

I was on, and nothing was happening. Just some random lovey dovey and Maur hugging stuff.

[Saurous]

Yes, Magtok. Yes it does. Sadly. And I was on, it's just that I do not really find it my job to be the one to post here constantly. Even though I do. I need to go outside once in a while.

Now this is what I'm talking about! Ready to spar, Rex?

This will end badly for someone, I know it.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Yup, * gripping Rapier * Magtok, you ref.

[Lord Magtok]

Okay, then. Try not to stain my cloak with the infant's blood.

[Rex Idiotarum]

* Sits in battle pose for several minutes, and then gains an impatient look *
You understand you have to say "Go"

[Lord Magtok]

Fine...Go.

Why do I have a feeling Rex is only going to stab himself?

[Rex Idiotarum]

* Rex stands there *

[Saurous]

*Maur stands there, also. He waits for a moment*

Are you going to go first?

[Rex Idiotarum]

I was going to go easy on you and just parry your blows at fist,
* from behind - Thwack- Maur goes flying into the wall *
but since you wanted me to go first...

[Saurous]

*Maur catches himself on the wall, and flips backwards towards the attack. He swings the sword downwards, striking at Rex*



I was on, and nothing was happening. Just some random lovey dovey and Maur hugging stuff.

What could you mean by "random lovey dovey"? :smallannoyed:

[Rex Idiotarum]

* Rex sunders the Greatsword with his rapier, and otherwise easily dodges the attack * as Maur gets close enough, blood sprays out the back of his neck, everyone is soon to realize that Rex just unleashed a second attack *.

Wanna step it up with spells?

[Saurous]

*Maur reaches up to his neck, covering the cut with his hand. He notices the fact that the Greatsword has been sundered, and then remembers that he can't defy gravity yet. He hits the ground. Hard*

'K...I think it would be a good idea if I gave up now?

[Castaras]

What could you mean by "random lovey dovey"? :smallannoyed:

:tongue:

* Quietly turns the pages of the threads over, reading between the lines *

[Mr. Moon]

*A large greatsword apears out of nowhere and stabs Rex in the back. Actualy, it wasn't out of nowhere. I threw it.*

What? I'm a villan. You expect me to play fair?

[Goblin Music]

Wha? am i dead? if i am i don't care EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!

[Saurous]

*A large blast of negative energy strikes Rex in the face.*

And my reflexes are slightly slower than hers.

*Maur stands up, and picks up the remains of the Greatsword that Rex sliced in half*

Mending.

*The two halves come back together*

[Castaras]

Ooo, look a fight.

* Grabs popcorn *

[Lord Magtok]

Finish Him!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder puts the harpoon through Fus.'s TV, effectively destroying Megaman.

"It be the Black Screen what took me leg! Kill it!"

[Castaras]

<Crickets chirping>

So the fight's over then? Aww, thats disappointing.

[Saurous]

It's been Paused, Castaras. We can go back to it later. Until then, I guess we can just goof off.

[Rex Idiotarum]

* Rex walks out of Portal in the wall *
Huh? I left when You asked for the fight to be over.
I wonder what they are attacking...

[Mr. Moon]

...

What?

Aw screw it. Naruto Barrage!
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/smilingmenace/Avatars/naruto_punch.gif

[Castaras]

...

And that did more to my insanity than anything else has on this thread. Congratulations MC.

* Picks up pie *

Now tell me, do you feel lucky?

[Mr. Moon]

With you're cooking? Nah.

Edit: But wait! I have more! http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g101/THUGTHAW/Avatars/rocklee-face.gif

[Saurous]

With you're cooking? Nah.

Edit: But wait! I have more! http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g101/THUGTHAW/Avatars/rocklee-face.gif

......

*Grabs a lightsaber, and takes it to the Rock Lee face*

Ninja must die!

[Mr. Moon]

Lee-kun! No!

*runs infront of Lee and takes the stab*

Growing... so... cold... I... regret... nothing...

[Castaras]

And that picture sealed your fate.

* Force feeds MC poisoned pie *

[Rex Idiotarum]

Sora Attack.
http://www.gsarchives.net/gameboyadvance/kingdom_hearts_chain_of_memories/sprites/animated/playable/Sora_attack_southwest.gif
Quick use Ars Acanum

[Saurous]

Lee-kun! No!

*runs infront of Lee and takes the stab*

Growing... so... cold... I... regret... nothing...

.......

CRAP!

I didn't mean to do that. Honestly.

...anyone care if I kill myself now? :smallfrown:

[Castaras]

...anyone care if I kill myself now? :smallfrown:

Nope. :smallbiggrin:

[Lord Magtok]

I didn't mean to do that. Honestly.

http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/vader.gif

This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi MC, and will soon see the end of the Rebellion MC/Saurous romance.

[Saurous]

Nope. :smallbiggrin:

I thought so. :smallfrown:

*He places the lightsaber to his throat, and slices his neck open*

I regret nothing! Except what I did just a few minutes ago...

[Castaras]

And the two lovers are dead. A moment's silence for the two, please.









So can we talk now?

No.







Now?

No.




Now?

* Sigh * Yes.

[Lord Magtok]

I thought so. :smallfrown:

*He places the lightsaber to his throat, and slices his neck open*

I regret nothing! Except what I did just a few minutes ago...

Wow...this is great! :smallbiggrin:

Wait till Maur sees his parents lying dead:smallbiggrin: ...CRAP! He's going to assume I had something to do with this! :smalleek:

*Runs away.*

[Saurous]

*Maur turns around, and notices what just happened*

What the CRAP just happened?!

[Rex Idiotarum]

Maur, don't mourn them. They were not your parents anyways. I guess I'm trying to say... I am your father.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I can fix that."

Fullbladder picks up the corpse of Moon Called, whacking it into the wall a few times as he trondles off to his lab.

"We can rebuild her... better than she was before. We have the technology. We can make her faster, stronger... um.... prettier....."

[Castaras]

Wait till Maur sees his parents lying dead:smallbiggrin: ...CRAP! He's going to assume I had something to do with this! :smalleek:
Eh. Probably.

* Looks at two in bloody pool *

This reminds me of Shakespeare...and plays.... Although I don't really see Saurous as Romeo, and MC as Juliet...

[Saurous]

Maur, don't mourn them. They were not your parents anyways. I guess I'm trying to say... I am your father.

Don't start.

*He points the Greatsword at Rex's face*


Eh. Probably.

* Looks at two in bloody pool *

This reminds me of Shakespeare...and plays.... Although I don't really see Saurous as Romeo, and MC as Juliet...

I didn't technically spill any blood. Lightsabers seal the wound after they make a cut. And I'm killing the drama here, aren't I?

[PirateMonk]

Wow...this is great! :smallbiggrin:

Wait till Maur sees his parents lying dead:smallbiggrin: ...CRAP! He's going to assume I had something to do with this! :smalleek:

*Runs away.*

Look on the bright side, at least now Maur will be properly scarred. Oh, there he is. My name is PirateMonk. I killed your father. Prepare to die. Sucker. (-45 to listen checks)

[Mr. Moon]

Hey look, I found a suiting picture!

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j121/Saka-Loves-Naruto/Naruto/Avatars/thththOwies.jpg

[Rex Idiotarum]

* Rex headbutts the sword, it shatters *

Threatening me with that plaything?

[Saurous]

It'd be more suiting if it said "Blargh I r ded!" underneath it. Or just "Argh I am dead!".

[Castaras]

I didn't technically spill any blood. Lightsabers seal the wound after they make a cut. And I'm killing the drama here, aren't I?

Ah well. Romeo and Juliet...pretty nice set of names for them...:smallamused:

Hmm...

* Wanders into kitchen, plotting and planning *

[Lord Magtok]

It'd be more suiting if it said "Blargh I r ded!" underneath it. Or just "Argh I am dead!".

I could just carve that into your corpses. In fact, I think I will.

*Grabs a dagger, and begins writing "Blargh! I r ded!"*

...Crap. Now I got my hands stained with the blood of a necro...

...mancer.

[Saurous]

Off my corpse, damnit.

*Saurous's leg suddenly jump up and kicks Magtok across the face*

[Mr. Moon]

Is that any way to treat the dead?

*Moon Called's ghost floats out of her body just in time to see Fullbladder walk off with it*

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/shadowcat913/Naruto%20Avatars/thSakuraNo-no-no.gif
Like Sakura says: Oh crud.

[Lord Magtok]

Off my corpse, damnit.

*Saurous's leg suddenly jump up and kicks Magtok across the face*

Ow! It kicked me! The thing kicked me!

*Backs away, and empties an entire AK-47 magazine into the corpse.*

That should finish him.

[Saurous]

...I'm a necromancer, and my job is technically waking the dead, but that was just sick. Respect for the dead? Anyone?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fear not, my dear corpse, I am the best druid AMEN has to offer. I haven't turned anyone into a squirrel in something like four days!

[PirateMonk]

<Stabs self and dies>

Finally, an excuse to talk in italics.

[Lord Magtok]

...I'm a necromancer, and my job is technically waking the dead, but that was just sick. Respect for the dead? Anyone?

Respect for the dead is a necromancer and Good thing. Not a cyborg or Evil thing.

*Carves "Belkar wannabe" in PM's chest.*

[Saurous]

Respect for the dead is a necromancer and Good thing. Not a cyborg or Evil thing.

*Carves "Belkar wannabe" in PM's chest.*

Yeah, it is. But you always have to worry about if the dead will come back to get you.


And if use my corpse for cyborg parts, you will be joining me, MC, and PM in the afterlife.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Moon Called shan't be in the Afterlife long!"

Fullbladder does some freaky deaky goblin ritual or something. It involves taking off his clothes and dancing around in a loincloth, covered in face paint. Then he ritualistically shaves his bald scalp, and casts Reincarnation on Moon Called's corpse.

[PirateMonk]

Respect for the dead is a necromancer and Good thing. Not a cyborg or Evil thing.

*Carves "Belkar wannabe" in PM's chest.*

The body transforms into Belkar.

[Lord Magtok]

Yeah, it is. But you always have to worry about if the dead will come back to get you.


And if use my corpse for cyborg parts, you will be joining me, MC, and PM in the afterlife.

Your body? Nah, its too decayed and ugly.

MC's body, on the other hand, was capable of lifting massive weapons, has an unusual race that I haven't tested yet, and there are some other things as well that make her a worthwhile test subject. Such as the fact that my experiments will make you and Maur cry.

PM's body is too munchkiny and chaotic, and trying to use his body might make something blow up.

[Mr. Moon]

*Moon Called stands up*

Damn you! You turned me into a beaver!

[Saurous]

Your body? Nah, its too decayed and ugly.

MC's body, on the other hand, was capable of lifting massive weapons, has an unusual race that I haven't tested yet, and there are some other things as well that make her a worthwhile test subject. Such as the fact that my experiments will make you and Maur cry.

PM's body is too munchkiny and chaotic, and trying to use his body might make something blow up.


You're one to talk, Lord Metal-For-Face.

And I'm not that ugly. Am I?

[Castaras]

*Moon Called stands up*

Damn you! You turned me into a beaver!

No change there then...:smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

*Moon Called stands up*

Damn you! You turned me into a beaver!

Should I start making Lion, Witch and Wardrobe jokes now? Maybe even reference Epic Movie? (Which stunk.)


And I'm not that ugly. Am I?

Yes, you are.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"....."

"I could always try again. I have a dagger as part of this ceremonial loin cloth vestment. And I've always wanted to try Beaver Stew."

[Mr. Moon]

....

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e365/x_camisado_x/Avatars/Naruto/KillJ00Ded.jpg

Edit: I have to go. When I come back, I expect to be an Elf/Drow again. Or else.

[Saurous]

What are you talking about, Magtok? Chicks dig the glowing red eyes! Please forget I said that.

Oh, look, I'm alive again.

[Lord Magtok]

What are you talking about, Magtok? Chicks dig the glowing red eyes! Please forget I said that.

Oh, look, I'm alive again.

Oh, look, I'm running away again.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

".... Fine."

Fullbladder begins killing and reincarnating Moon Called. Eventually he gets it right.

"Do you think she'll kill me for including the optional Organic Jetpack and increasing cup size? 'Cause I can try again, y'know."

[Saurous]

".... Fine."

Fullbladder begins killing and reincarnating Moon Called. Eventually he gets it right.

"Do you think she'll kill me for including the optional Organic Jetpack and increasing cup size? 'Cause I can try again, y'know."

I'm fairly certain that would end badly for everyone involved other than her.


Oh, look, I'm running away again.

What are you running for? Afraid I'm going to beat the crap out of you for vandalizing my corpse? No, I'm not going to be doing that. Well, not right now, anyways.

[Lord Magtok]

What are you running for? Afraid I'm going to beat the crap out of you for vandalizing my corpse? No, I'm not going to be doing that. Well, not right now, anyways.

What? :smallconfused:

No...I'm just getting some exercise.

Why would I be afraid of you? :smalltongue:


"Do you think she'll kill me for including the optional Organic Jetpack and increasing cup size? 'Cause I can try again, y'know."

Yeah, she'll probably kill you, but I'm sure it'd be worth it just to see the look on her face.

[PirateMonk]

My, but this gets old fast. Do we have any non-braintaped clones I can possess? <Floats away and walks back in with a Tiny immature clone>

[Saurous]

What? :smallconfused:

No...I'm just getting some exercise.

Why would I be afraid of you? :smalltongue:

:smallannoyed:

*Saurous rushes over, rips off a section of the metal in Magtok's face, and rams a sword into the remainder of Magtok's skull*

That's why.


And I really hope that MC will not be horribly angered at me for stabbing her. I didn't mean to, and I hope that relationship didn't end right there. :smalleek:

[Lord Magtok]

:smallannoyed:

*Saurous rushes over, rips off a section of the metal in Magtok's face, and rams a sword into the remainder of Magtok's skull*

That's why.

And I really hope that MC will not be horribly angered at me for stabbing her. I didn't mean to, and I hope that relationship didn't end right there. :smalleek:

Saurous, you KNEW how she felt about Naruto. You knew she cared about it. Theres no excuse for what you did. :smallamused:

And it would seem there is a sword in the side of my head now. I think I'm going to die now.

...Guess I was wrong. I'm still alive. Well, since I'm not gone yet, let me just tell Maur the truth about his parents. In reality, Maur's parents are *coughs and dies.*

[Saurous]

Saurous, you KNEW how she felt about Naruto. You knew she cared about it.

And it would seem there is a sword in the side of my head now. I think I'm going to die now.


...Guess I was wrong. I'm still alive. Well, since I'm not gone yet, let me just tell Maur the truth about his parents. In reality, Maur's parents are *coughs and dies.*

I know, I know. It was just a reflex, and I didn't...I didn't expect her to jump in front like that. I guess...I guess I should have though ahead a few more moments. :smallfrown:

[Lord Magtok]

*A new Magtok clone shows up.*


I know, I know. It was just a reflex, and I didn't...I didn't expect her to jump in front like that. I guess I should have though ahead a few more moments

You really should've. You know I'm not going to let you forgive yourself about this affair, right? Not because I care, just because I like seeing you as an emotional wreck.

[Saurous]

*A new Magtok clone shows up.*



You really should've. You know I'm not going to let you forgive yourself about this affair, right? Not because I care, just because I like seeing you in an emotional wreck.

I knew that the moment I did that, Magtok. You never let me live something down, especially if it almost makes me completely break down. :smallannoyed:

[Lord Magtok]

I knew that the moment I did that, Magtok. You never let me live something down, especially if it almost makes me completely break down. :smallannoyed:

Look on the bright side...

...Maur is now permanently scarred for life...Moon Called is being ressurected with a biological jetpack and experienced life as a beaver and...wait..that stuff is bad.

Nevermind, there is no bright side. :smallbiggrin:

[Saurous]

Look on the bright side...

...Maur is now permanently scarred for life...Moon Called is being ressurected with a biological jetpack and experienced life as a beaver and...wait..that stuff is bad.

Nevermind, there is no bright side. :smallbiggrin:

....that's nice, Magtok. I'm going to go conquer something to get out of my bad mood now.

*He opens a portal to Australia, shakes his head, and changes the portal to Coruscant*

[Lord Magtok]

Sorry, I reconfigured your portal to warp you to Coruscant when the Empire is coming into power. No Jedi will be around for you to kill.

[Saurous]

Son of a-

I'll just go to Tamriel then. I'm sure that everything is calm after the Mehrunes Dagon crisis. Even easier to capture it, then.

[Lord Magtok]

Go right ahead. Just remember, you're leaving poor MC all alone here.

With LF, Castaras, and me around to mentally scar her.

...Then again, I wouldn't expect YOU to care. You did KILL her, after all. :smalltongue:

[Saurous]

*Saurous walks back in through a portal, yawning slightly*

Those "Warriors of Tamriel" are far to easy to corrupt. That one ended up killing Ocato...heh heh... :smalltongue:

And, Magtok, I'm confident in MC's ability to protect herself. Besides, it's hard to mentally scar someone when they are not around. And I do care. Shut up.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*yawn*

BORED!

[Goblin Music]

Agreed! *stabs PM body humming*

[Generic_Imp]

*Does a Jig on Magtok's head*

He's ALIVE!

*nibbles a tiny piece of Magtok's soul/is immediately intoxicated*